The Magic School Bus 1x3

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Tyne Daly as Ralphie's Mom

Ralphie is crushed when a fever keeps him home from school the day he's scheduled to host a FNN (Frizzle News Network) television broadcast on health. With Tyne Daly as Ralphie’s mom.

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1. SEAT BELTS,

2. EVERYONE!

3. PLEASE LET THIS

4. BE A NORMAL

5. FIELD TRIP.

6. WITH THE FRIZZ?

7. NO WAY!

8. OHH!

9. WA-HA-HA-HOO!

10. AH-CHOO!

11. TAKE THAT!

12. WHOA!

13. I TOLD THEM I'D HAVE AN IDEA

14. FOR BROADCAST DAY—

15. SO I'LL HAVE AN IDEA

16. FOR BROADCAST DAY.

17. WHY DON'T I HAVE AN IDEA

18. FOR BROADCAST DAY?

19. RALPHIE!

20. GET UP, RALPHIE.

21. YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

22. FOR SCHOOL.

23. OH, NO.

24. RALPHIE,

25. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

26. OUR CLASS IS BROADCASTING

27. TWO HOURS

28. OF LIVE TELEVISION

29. TODAY,

30. AND I SAID I'D

31. HAVE A SHOW

32. FOR THEM TO DO,

33. AND I DON'T YET...

34. BUT I WILL.

35. NO, YOU WON'T.

36. WHAT?

37. IT'S MY OPINION

38. AS YOUR MOTHER

39. AND AS A DOCTOR

40. THAT YOU HAVE A FEVER,

41. WHICH MEANS

42. YOU ARE SICK,

43. WHICH MEANS YOU ARE

44. GOING BACK TO BED.

45. BUT—BUT, MOM!

46. NO BUTS ABOUT IT,

47. RALPHIE.

48. I'M SURE YOUR CLASS

49. CAN DO BROADCAST DAY

50. WITHOUT YOU.

51. WE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT HIM!

52. AND WE GO ON

53. IN AN HOUR!

54. WHERE IS HE?

55. I'LL GET IT.

56. I WAS WONDERING

57. WHERE YOU GOT TO.

58. HELLO.

59. YES, DR. TINELLI.

60. DR. TINELLI—

61. THAT'S RALPHIE'S MOM.

62. UH-HUH. YES, I SEE.

63. UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

64. YES. HE'S SICK?

65. OH, POOR RALPHIE.

66. WHY AREN'T

67. I SURPRISED?

68. OF COURSE.

69. HE MUST STAY IN BED.

70. WHAT?

71. IN BED?

72. WHAT ABOUT

73. BROADCAST DAY?

74. YES, DR. TINELLI.

75. THANK YOU FOR CALLING.

76. BYE-BYE.

77. IS RALPHIE

78. STAYING HOME

79. FROM SCHOOL TODAY,

80. MS. FRIZZLE?

81. YES, I'M AFRAID SO,

82. ARNOLD.

83. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

84. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

85. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

86. WHY, WE'RE TAKING

87. SCHOOL TO HIM,

88. OF COURSE!

89. TO THE BUS.

90. ARE WE DOING

91. BROADCAST DAY

92. FROM RALPHIE'S ROOM,

93. MS. FRIZZLE?

94. WHAT BETTER PLACE

95. TO TAKE CHANCES,

96. MAKE MISTAKES?

97. AND IT SURE IS MESSY.

98. MS. FRIZZLE,

99. ARE YOU SURE THIS VISIT

100. ISN'T A FIELD TRIP?

101. WHAT DO YOU THINK,

102. ARNOLD?

103. I THINK RALPHIE

104. SHOULDN'T HAVE

105. STAYED HOME TODAY.

106. HOW CAN ANYTHING

107. THAT SMELLS LIKE

108. GRAPE SHOE POLISH

109. HELP MY BODY

110. GET WELL? ECHH.

111. IT WILL IF YOU TAKE

112. ONE TEASPOON

113. THREE TIMES A DAY.

114. AND DON'T FORGET TO

115. SHAKE WELL BEFORE USING.

116. LIKE THIS?

117. EVEN YOUR JOKES

118. ARE SICK.

119. OPEN.

120. UGH... OH, BOY,

121. I FEEL GREAT!

122. MOM, YOU ARE

123. A MIRACLE DOCTOR.

124. CAN I GO

125. TO SCHOOL NOW?

126. FORGET IT, RALPHIE.

127. I'VE GOT TO GO SEE

128. ANOTHER PATIENT,

129. BUT GRANDPA'S DOWNSTAIRS

130. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

131. I'LL CHECK IN LATER.

132. IF I GET AN IDEA,

133. I'LL STILL HAVE TIME

134. TO PHONE IT IN.

135. THAT'S IT—A PHONE-IN.

136. HA HA HA!

137. HI. WE'RE HERE!

138. HELLO!

139. RALPHIE,

140. WE'RE HERE.

141. I MUST BE HALLUCINATING.

142. MAYBE I'M SICKER

143. THAN I THOUGHT.

144. HI, RALPHIE.

145. HOW YOU DOING?

146. GEE, YOU LOOK

147. TERRIBLE.

148. DON'T WORRY.

149. I'LL HAVE YOU

150. CAMERA-READY

151. IN NO TIME.

152. IS IT JUST ME,

153. OR IS MY ENTIRE CLASS

154. STANDING IN MY ROOM?

155. AREN'T YOU GLAD

156. TO SEE US?

157. WE CAME TO DO

158. BROADCAST DAY.

159. REALLY?

160. WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

161. NOW AND THEN,

162. I DO HAVE THEM,

163. RALPHIE.

164. SPEAKING OF GREAT IDEAS,

165. WHAT'S YOURS, RALPHIE?

166. MINE? OH, YOU MEAN

167. FOR BROADCAST DAY?

168. OH, YOU'D BETTER

169. TAKE IT EASY, RALPHIE.

170. YOUR BODY IS TELLING YOU

171. TO SLOW DOWN.

172. BUT, MS. FRIZZLE,

173. I CAN'T!

174. WE HAVE

175. A SHOW TO DO.

176. WHAT DOES

177. MY BODY KNOW ANYWAY?

178. OH, IT KNOWS A LOT

179. ABOUT THE DETECTION

180. AND REJECTION

181. OF INFECTION, RALPHIE.

182. WHOA!

183. INSIDE YOU,

184. AT THIS MOMENT,

185. THERE IS ACTION,

186. EXCITEMENT, ADVENTURE.

187. EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED

188. FOR OUR SHOW.

189. SO WHAT'S YOUR IDEA,

190. RALPHIE?

191. UH... WELL... UM.

192. OH, WHAT'S GOING ON

193. WITH MY BODY, ANYWAY?

194. THAT'S AN EXCELLENT

195. QUESTION, RALPHIE.

196. CLASS, EVERYONE

197. BACK TO THE BUS.

198. HUH?

199. HUH?

200. HUH?

201. BUT, MS. FRIZZLE,

202. WE JUST GOT HERE.

203. MM-HMM.

204. SINGLE FILE, PLEASE.

205. WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

206. YOU CAN'T GO

207. ON A FIELD TRIP NOW,

208. AND I CAN'T DO BROADCAST DAY

209. ALL BY MYSELF.

210. I'M SICK.

211. HUH? WAIT A MINUTE!

212. WH-WHAT'S GOING ON?

213. IT WAS YOUR IDEA,

214. RALPHIE.

215. WE'RE HERE TO GET

216. THE INSIDE STORY.

217. INSIDE STORY?

218. INSIDE WHAT?

219. WHAT ABOUT

220. BROADCAST DAY?

221. THINK, RALPHIE.

222. WHERE IS ALL THE ACTION

223. RIGHT NOW?

224. THE ACTION?

225. LIZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

226. HANG ON A SECOND.

227. THE ACTION IS ALL INSIDE ME.

228. WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

229. BROADCAST DAY

230. COULD BE ABOUT

231. WHAT'S GOING ON

232. INSIDE ME.

233. EXCELLENT, RALPHIE.

234. R-R-ROLL TAPE!

235. THIS IS FNN.

236. GOOD AFTERNOON.

237. I'M RALPHIE, AND THIS IS

238. THE FRIZZLE NEWS NETWORK.

239. WELCOME TO OUR LIVE

240. ON-THE-SCENE COVERAGE

241. OF A NATURAL DISASTER

242. OF MAJOR PROPORTIONS—

243. MY POOR, SICK BODY.

244. OVER TO YOU,

245. KEESHA.

246. THANKS, RALPHIE.

247. ONE DISTURBING QUESTION

248. REMAINS UNANSWERED

249. AT THIS HOUR—

250. WHAT'S MAKING

251. RALPHIE SICK?

252. THE FNN NEWS TEAM

253. HOPES TO FIND OUT.

254. AND TO DO THAT THEY WILL GO

255. STRAIGHT TO THE TROUBLED ZONE—

256. MY SORE THROAT.

257. SEAT BELTS,

258. EVERYONE.

259. RALPHIE, SAY, "AHH."

260. AHH.

261. AAH!

262. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT

263. FROM THE OUTSIDE BEFORE.

264. THE FNN NEWS TEAM

265. IS NEARING

266. THE DISASTER AREA.

267. IN A MOMENT, WE WILL

268. HAVE LIVE FOOTAGE.

269. SEE ANYTHING YET?

270. WHOA!

271. WHOA!

272. WHOA!

273. GET A SHOT

274. OF THOSE

275. VOCAL CORDS, CLASS.

276. LOOK HOW RED AND

277. SWOLLEN HIS THROAT IS.

278. NO WONDER IT HURTS.

279. THE QUESTION IS

280. WHY IS IT RED AND SWOLLEN,

281. AND WHY DOES IT...

282. YOW!

283. AAH!

284. WHOA!

285. HEY, WHERE'D THEY GO?

286. WHERE'S THE BUS?

287. HUH?

288. RALPHIE, DID YOU

289. HAVE TO COUGH?

290. SORRY.

291. I COULDN'T HELP IT.

292. AT THIS RATE,

293. WE'LL NEVER GET

294. THE INSIDE STORY

295. OF WHAT'S MAKING

296. RALPHIE SICK.

297. WE'VE GOT

298. TO FIND

299. ANOTHER WAY IN.

300. MM-HMM. IT'S NOT AS EASY

301. FOR US OR GERMS

302. TO GET INSIDE THE BODY

303. AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

304. YEAH. SKIN PRETTY MUCH

305. COVERS IT.

306. HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET

307. THE INSIDE STORY

308. IF YOU CAN'T GET INSIDE?

309. WAIT A SECOND. I'VE GOT IT!

310. LOOK AT THIS!

311. IS IT JUST ME,

312. OR DOES THIS SAY,

313. "THIS WAY IN"?

314. IT'S A SHORTCUT.

315. GET IT? SHORTCUT.

316. CARLOS, YUCK!

317. EXCELLENT OBSERVATION,

318. CARLOS.

319. SEAT BELTS, EVERYONE!

320. WOW!

321. YOU SAW IT FIRST

322. ON FNN NEWS.

323. HEY, YOU GUYS!

324. THE WHOLE WORLD

325. WANTS TO KNOW

326. NOW THAT YOU FOUND

327. A WAY IN,

328. HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET

329. TO MY THROAT?

330. RALPHIE'S RIGHT!

331. WE'RE ALL THE WAY

332. DOWN AT THE KNEE.

333. LET'S SEE IF I CAN PUT YOU

334. IN THE PICTURE.

335. AS I ALWAYS SAY,

336. FOR EVERY TRIP,

337. THERE'S A ROAD MAP.

338. THAT'S RALPHIE'S BLOODSTREAM.

339. COULD WE

340. TRAVEL THROUGH

341. HIS BLOODSTREAM

342. TO GET

343. TO HIS THROAT?

344. ABSOLUTELY,

345. DOROTHY ANN.

346. AND HERE WE GO! WAHOO!

347. THIS IS RALPHIE FOR FNN NEWS.

348. MY ENTIRE CLASS HAS JUST

349. DIVED DEEP INTO MY CUT,

350. AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HURT!

351. WHAT ARE THOSE?

352. THOSE ARE TINY,

353. TINY BLOOD VESSELS.

354. THEY'RE ALL PART

355. OF THE BLOODSTREAM.

356. EENIE-MEENIE-MINEY-MO!

357. HEAD NORTH, MS. FRIZZLE.

358. YEE-HAW!

359. WHOA!

360. WHOA!

361. WHOA!

362. IS THAT MY BLOOD?

363. BUT I THOUGHT BLOOD

364. WAS RED.

365. THAT STUFF IS CLEAR.

366. Ms.

367. THAT'S RIGHT, RALPHIE.

368. THE LIQUID PART

369. OF THE BLOOD IS CLEAR.

370. SO WHAT ARE

371. THOSE RED THINGS?

372. ARE THEY WHAT

373. MAKE BLOOD LOOK RED?

374. SCINTILLATING SURMISE,

375. RALPHIE.

376. Dorothy Ann:

377. ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

378. THEY'RE CALLED

379. RED BLOOD CELLS.

380. AND THE WHITE ONES

381. ARE WHITE BLOOD CELLS.

382. BUT WHAT ARE THOSE

383. JAGGEDY THINGS?

384. Ms. Frizzle

385. THOSE ARE PLATELETS.

386. THEY HELP THE BODY

387. HEAL SCRAPES AND CUTS.

388. BUT WE STILL DON'T

389. KNOW WHAT'S MAKING

390. ME FEEL SICK,

391. AND, BOY,

392. DO I FEEL SICK.

393. Dr.

394. RALPHIE! I'M HOME!

395. THERE. UH!

396. OH!

397. QUICK, HIDE, LIZ!

398. HELLO, SWEETHEART.

399. FEELING ANY BETTER?

400. YEAH, FINE. GREAT.

401. IT, UM, LOOKS

402. AS IF YOU'VE BEEN BUSY.

403. JUST A... ER,

404. GAME I WAS PLAYING.

405. SO, MOM,

406. I THINK I'LL GET

407. SOME SLEEP NOW.

408. HEY, WHAT'S THAT

409. YOU'RE WATCHING?

410. WHAT, THIS?

411. IT'S, UM... NOTHING.

412. JUST SOME MOVIE.

413. YOU WOULDN'T

414. LIKE IT.

415. OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

416. IT'S REMARKABLY REALISTIC.

417. LOOK—RED BLOOD CELLS.

418. AND THOSE LOOK EXACTLY

419. LIKE WHITE BLOOD CELLS.

420. NAH.

421. ARE YOU KIDDING?

422. THOSE ARE JUST CHEAP

423. SPECIAL EFFECTS.

424. LOOK. YOU CAN EVEN

425. SEE THE WIRES.

426. Ms. Frizzle

427. WE'RE HERE.

428. WE ARE?

429. WE'RE

430. IN RALPHIE'S THROAT?

431. Dorothy Ann:

432. THERE ARE A LOT MORE

433. WHITE BLOOD CELLS HERE.

434. WHERE ARE

435. THEY GOING?

436. LOOKS LIKE

437. THEY'RE AFTER SOMETHING.

438. FOLLOW THE WHITE

439. BLOOD CELLS!

440. SORRY, RALPHIE.

441. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

442. ME? DID I SAY

443. SOMETHING?

444. LOOK. THAT TRUCK THING

445. IS FOLLOWING

446. THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

447. THROUGH

448. THE BLOOD VESSEL WALL

449. TO THE PLACE

450. WHERE THE INFECTION IS.

451. YES! THEY'RE GETTING

452. THE INSIDE STORY!

453. HEH HEH.

454. Ms. Frizzle

455. WHOA! AHH.

456. NOW THAT WE'RE INSIDE

457. RALPHIE'S THROAT TISSUE,

458. TIME FOR SOME

459. ON-THE-SPOT REPORTING,

460. UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.

461. KEESHA, CARLOS—

462. CAMERA ONE.

463. THE TRICK HERE

464. IS NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT.

465. PHOEBE AND ARNOLD,

466. YOU TAKE CAMERA TWO.

467. I'M THE ONE

468. WHO SHOULD HAVE

469. STAYED HOME TODAY.

470. WAY TO GO, GUYS.

471. TAKE CHANCES.

472. GET MESSY.

473. GET OUT THERE.

474. GET THE STORY.

475. JUST DON'T MENTION

476. MY NAME, OK?

477. RALPHIE,

478. ARE YOU TALKING

479. TO YOURSELF?

480. NOT EXACTLY, MOM.

481. NOW OVER

482. TO KEESHA AND CARLOS,

483. LIVE FROM THE THROAT.

484. RALPHIE,

485. THAT LITTLE GIRL

486. LOOKS JUST LIKE

487. YOUR FRIEND WANDA.

488. WHO, HER?

489. NO, NO, NO.

490. WANDA'S

491. MUCH SHORTER.

492. CARLOS HERE.

493. WE'RE OUT HERE

494. IN THE THROAT TISSUE,

495. TRYING TO FIND OUT

496. WHAT'S GOING ON,

497. AND—HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

498. LOOK AT THAT,

499. FOLKS! WHOA!

500. HAVE WE GOT US

501. SOME ACTION HERE.

502. THOSE YELLOW GREEN

503. BALLS ARE DESTROYING

504. THAT WALL.

505. WHAT ARE THOSE

506. GREEN THINGS?

507. THOSE ARE

508. BACTERIAL CELLS.

509. THEY'RE ACTUALLY

510. NOT UNLIKE THE BACTERIA

511. THAT ARE MAKING YOU SICK.

512. THAT'S BACTERIA,

513. AND IT'S MAKING

514. ME SICK?

515. THIS JUST IN, FOLKS.

516. THAT'S BACTERIA,

517. AND IT'S MAKING RALPHIE SICK.

518. AND ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

519. BACTERIA ARE GERMS.

520. ONCE INSIDE OUR BODIES,

521. THEY CAN MAKE US SICK.

522. RALPHIE HAS

523. A BACTERIAL INFECTION!

524. THIS IS IT—

525. THE INSIDE STORY—

526. BACTERIA

527. INVADE THROAT.

528. IS IT JUST ME,

529. OR DID THEY SAY "RALPHIE"?

530. NO, NO.

531. IT SAYS HERE

532. THIS SHOW'S

533. ABOUT A GUY

534. NAMED ALPHIE.

535. IX-NAY

536. ON MY AME-NAY.

537. THE BACTERIA FROM RALPHIE'S

538. THROAT INFECTION ARE EVERYWHERE,

539. AND THEY'RE DESTROYING

540. HIS THROAT CELLS!

541. LOOK! LOOK! HERE COME

542. SOME WHITE BLOOD CELLS.

543. WHOA! WOW!

544. IT'S THROWING STUFF

545. AT THE BACTERIA.

546. THAT... THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!

547. THAT WHITE BLOOD CELL

548. JUST ATE THOSE BACTERIA.

549. THAT HUGE BATTLE

550. IS GOING ON

551. INSIDE ME—

552. I MEAN,

553. INSIDE ALPHIE?

554. THIS BATTLE IS RAGING!

555. WHO'S GOING TO WIN?

556. NO WONDER

557. I'M SICK.

558. ARNOLD HERE, ON LOCATION

559. WITH THE INFECTION.

560. I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET

561. AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

562. WITH THESE TWO BACTERIA.

563. I MEAN, FOUR BACTERIA.

564. I MEAN,

565. EIGHT BACTERIA.

566. HEY, GUYS,

567. THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!

568. HELP!

569. BAD NEWS, GUYS.

570. THE BACTERIA

571. FROM THE INFECTION

572. ARE MULTIPLYING FASTER

573. THAN THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

574. CAN GOBBLE THEM UP!

575. WE'RE LOSING!

576. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

577. HOW COULD

578. MY BODY LOSE?

579. RALPHIE,

580. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

581. I DON'T THINK YOU

582. SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS.

583. NO! I MEAN—

584. HEH HEH HEH—

585. PLEASE DON'T

586. TURN IT OFF, MOM.

587. I WANT TO SEE

588. HOW IT ENDS.

589. I'LL TAPE IT FOR US

590. DOWNSTAIRS.

591. BUT YOU DON'T

592. UNDERSTAND.

593. WHAT I UNDERSTAND

594. IS THAT YOUR BODY NEEDS

595. TO SAVE ITS STRENGTH

596. SO IT CAN USE

597. ITS ENERGY TO BATTLE

598. THOSE BACTERIA.

599. YOU HAVE TO REST, SWEETHEART.

600. IT'S NOT JUST ME, RALPHIE.

601. ANY GOOD DOCTOR KNOWS

602. THE BEST CURE

603. IS COMPLETE REST.

604. OVER TO ME—DOROTHY ANN.

605. RIGHT NOW THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

606. ARE LOSING!

607. CERTAINLY

608. LOOKS THAT WAY,

609. DOROTHY ANN.

610. THEY NEED HELP!

611. THEY NEED BACKUP SUPPORT!

612. RALPHIE, DID YOU HEAR ME?

613. WHERE'S OUR BACKUP SUPPORT?

614. B-BACKUP SUPPORT?

615. WHERE DO I GET THAT?

616. NOT TO WORRY, RALPHIE.

617. IT'S ALREADY ON ITS WAY.

618. CUE THE MEDICINE!

619. IS THAT THE MEDICINE

620. MOM GAVE ME EARLIER?

621. IT SURE IS, RALPHIE.

622. LOOK

623. WHAT IT'S DOING!

624. IT'S DESTROYING MORE BACTERIA!

625. THE MEDICINE IS GIVING

626. THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

627. ANOTHER CHANCE.

628. AND THEY'RE

629. THROWING OUT EVEN MORE

630. OF THOSE STICK THINGS.

631. Ms. Frizzle

632. OH, THOSE STICK THINGS

633. ARE ANTIBODIES.

634. THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

635. USE THEM

636. TO MARK THE BACTERIA.

637. I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MEAN

638. WHAT I THINK IT MEANS.

639. OH, NO! RALPHIE'S ANTIBODIES

640. HAVE MARKED THE BUS AS BACTERIA.

641. BUT WE'RE NOT BACTERIA.

642. WE'RE RALPHIE'S FRIENDS.

643. BUT HIS WHITE BLOOD CELLS

644. ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB.

645. THEY NOW RECOGNIZE US

646. AS ENEMIES, TOO.

647. ENEMIES?

648. BUT WE KNOW WHAT

649. WHITE BLOOD CELLS

650. DO TO ENEMIES.

651. THAT'S RIGHT, ARNOLD.

652. THEY'LL TRY TO DESTROY US.

653. DESTROY US?

654. AH, THE WONDER

655. OF THE HUMAN BODY.

656. RALPHIE, DO SOMETHING!

657. RALPHIE!

658. YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US!

659. RALPHIE, HELP!

660. RALPHIE!

661. DON'T WORRY, CLASS.

662. IN ORDER TO DESTROY US,

663. RALPHIE'S WHITE BLOOD CELLS

664. WILL HAVE TO CATCH US FIRST.

665. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT

666. OF RALPHIE'S THROAT!

667. Ms. Frizzle

668. GOOD THINKING,

669. KEESHA.

670. WHEN THE SPOT

671. IS TIGHT,

672. HANG A RIGHT!

673. BROADCAST DAY! THE STORY!

674. WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

675. MS. FRIZZLE HERE

676. WITH AN UPDATE

677. ON THE RALPHIE STORY.

678. TO ESCAPE

679. THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS,

680. WE LEFT RALPHIE'S THROAT

681. AND ARE NOW HEADING UP

682. HIS NASOPHARYNGEAL PASSAGES.

683. THE WHAT?

684. ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

685. THAT MEANS... HIS NOSE?

686. WE'RE UP

687. RALPHIE'S NOSE?

688. EEW!

689. EEW!

690. EEW!

691. THAT'S THE INSIDE

692. OF MY NOSE? WEIRD.

693. BLESS YOU.

694. OF COURSE,

695. THERE'S NO TELLING

696. HOW LONG WE'LL

697. HAVE TO STAY HERE

698. OR HOW LONG WE CAN

699. STAY HERE.

700. LIZ, I'M TRYING

701. TO THINK HERE.

702. I GET IT. I'VE GOT

703. TO SNEEZE THEM OUT,

704. BUT I DON'T FEEL

705. LIKE SNEEZING.

706. AH... AH... AH... AH... AH—

707. WHEE!

708. HA HA HA!

709. Ms. Frizzle

710. SECOND FLOOR—BOYS' SOCKS.

711. GOING UP!

712. ALL

713. RIGHT!

714. WAY TO GO,

715. RALPHIE!

716. YEAH!

717. THIS IS KEESHA, STILL

718. REPORTING TO YOU LIVE FOR FNN.

719. WE ARE NOW BACK

720. IN RALPHIE'S ROOM.

721. SO RALPHIE, WHAT DO YOU

722. HAVE TO SAY

723. ABOUT TODAY'S AMAZING

724. ADVENTURE?

725. WELL, I'M SORRY THAT

726. MY BODY MADE SUCH

727. A MESS OF IT.

728. WAIT A MINUTE.

729. DO YOU REALLY

730. THINK

731. YOUR BODY'S BEEN

732. WORKING AGAINST YOU?

733. SURE, AND AGAINST YOU, TOO.

734. YOU ALMOST

735. DIDN'T GET IN, REMEMBER?

736. ONLY BECAUSE

737. YOUR BODY'S BUILT

738. TO KEEP OUT THINGS

739. LIKE A BUNCH OF GERMS

740. OR A BUS FULL OF KIDS.

741. AND MY THROAT IS SO SORE

742. I CAN BARELY TALK.

743. ONLY BECAUSE

744. YOUR BODY IS SENDING

745. EXTRA BLOOD THERE

746. TO HELP FIGHT

747. THE INFECTION.

748. OK. BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN

749. YOU ALMOST GOT GOBBLED UP

750. BY MY WHITE BLOOD CELLS?

751. ONLY BECAUSE

752. YOUR BODY THOUGHT

753. WE WERE BACTERIA.

754. YOUR BODY WAS ONLY

755. TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

756. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

757. MY BODY WAS JUST TRYING

758. TO GET RID OF GERMS,

759. LIKE YOU.

760. COME ALONG, CLASS.

761. GOOD OLD BODY.

762. SO THAT'S THE INSIDE STORY,

763. ISN'T IT, MS. FRIZZLE?

764. THAT'S THE INSIDE

765. STORY, RALPHIE.

766. PRETTY AMAZING,

767. DON'T YOU THINK?

768. WELL, WE MAY HAVE WON

769. THE BATTLE, CLASS,

770. BUT HE'S STILL

771. FIGHTING THE WAR.

772. HEY, GUYS.

773. HOW'S THIS FOR A CONCEPT?

774. INSIDE RALPHIE, THE SERIES.

775. WEEK ONE,

776. HE GETS A CHARLEY HORSE.

777. WEEK TWO, TENNIS ELBOW.

778. WEEK THREE, THE FINAL EPISODE—

779. ATHLETE'S FOOT.

780. IS THIS

781. THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

782. IS THIS

783. THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

784. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

785. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

786. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

787. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

788. I WANT

789. THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!

790. SORRY, LIZ,

791. BUT I CAN'T HEAR A THING

792. LIZ,

793. YOUR HEART SOUNDS

794. LIKE A—TELEPHONE.

795. HELLO?

796. HELLO.

797. IS THIS THE MAGIC

798. SCHOOL BUS?

799. YES, AND YOU'RE

800. TALKING TO THE PRODUCER.

801. CAN I HELP YOU?

802. YEAH. WHAT WERE THOSE

803. KIDS DOING VISITING

804. RALPHIE WHEN HE WAS

805. SO SICK AND TIRED?

806. OH, DON'T WORRY.

807. HE WASN'T INFECTIOUS.

808. THANKS FOR CALLING. BYE.

809. HELLO. MAGIC

810. SCHOOL BUS.

811. YOU KNOW, RALPHIE

812. SHOULDN'T GO AROUND

813. PICKING SCABS.

814. IF THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

815. GOT IN, SO COULD GERMS.

816. GOOD POINT.

817. BANDAGES, LIKE SKIN,

818. ARE THERE TO KEEP

819. GERMS OUT OF YOUR BODY.

820. BACTERIA AREN'T

821. THE ONLY THINGS

822. THAT CAN MAKE YOU SICK.

823. THERE ARE VIRUSES,

824. PARASITES, FUNGI, AND—

825. RIGHT, AND SOME

826. SICKNESS ISN'T

827. CAUSED BY INFECTION

828. BUT BY THE BODY'S OWN

829. SYSTEMS NOT WORKING RIGHT.

830. THANKS FOR CALLING. BYE.

831. WHEW.

832. HELLO.

833. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

834. WELL, I THINK

835. THAT SOMEBODY SHOULD SAY

836. THAT MEDICINE

837. CAN BE DANGEROUS

838. AND KIDS SHOULD NEVER

839. TAKE MEDICINES

840. WITHOUT AN ADULT

841. IN CHARGE.

842. YOU JUST DID.

843. THANK YOU.

844. UM, DID RALPHIE

845. EVER GET BETTER?

846. HE SURE DID.

847. HIS BODY DID A GREAT JOB

848. OF GETTING RID OF

849. ALL THOSE GERMS,

850. AND HE GOT JUST AS HEALTHY

851. AS HE WAS BEFORE.

852. AND THEY SHOULD ALSO

853. SAY THAT YOUR BODY'S

854. ALWAYS TRYING

855. TO BE HEALTHY.

856. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,

857. AND THERE'S A LOT

858. YOU CAN DO TO HELP IT OUT.

859. I KNOW. LIKE

860. EATING PROPERLY,

861. GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP,

862. AND EXERCISING.

863. GETTING ALL YOUR SHOTS

864. IS ANOTHER WAY

865. TO KEEP HEALTHY.

866. SHOTS HELP YOUR BODY

867. BE PREPARED

868. FOR SOME OF THE REALLY

869. TOUGH GERMS.

870. I DON'T LIKE

871. GETTING SHOTS.

872. THEY SOMETIMES HURT.

873. ME, NEITHER, BUT I ALSO

874. DON'T LIKE GETTING SICK.

875. AND I'D RATHER

876. GET A SHOT NOW

877. THAN GET SICK LATER.

878. ME, TOO, I GUESS.

879. HEY, DOES MS. FRIZZLE

880. EVER GET SICK?

881. NO WAY!

882. SHE TAKES GOOD CARE

883. OF HERSELF,

884. GETS ALL OF HER SHOTS,

885. AND SHE'S MAGIC.