1. Seat belts, everyone!Copy !req
2. Please let this be a normal
field trip. With The Frizz no way!Copy !req
3. Cruising on down main street,
you're relaxed and feeling good.Copy !req
4. Yeah!Copy !req
5. Next thing that you know
you're seein'--Copy !req
6. Octopus in the neighborhood.Copy !req
7. Surfin' on a sound wave,
swinging through the stars.Copy !req
8. Take a left and your intestines.Copy !req
9. Take your second right past
Mars on the Magic Schoolbus.Copy !req
10. Navigate a nostril!Copy !req
11. Climb on the Magic School Bus!Copy !req
12. Spank a plankton too.Copy !req
13. Take that!Copy !req
14. On the Magic School Bus!Copy !req
15. Raft a river of lavaCopy !req
16. on the Magic School Bus.Copy !req
17. Such fine thing to do!Copy !req
18. So strap your bones right to the seat.Copy !req
19. Come on in and don't be shy.Copy !req
20. Come on!Copy !req
21. Just to make your day complete, you might
get baked into a pie on the Magic Schoolbus!Copy !req
22. Step inside, it's a wilder ride.Copy !req
23. Come on!Copy !req
24. Ride on the Magic School Bus!Copy !req
25. Arnold, that's brilliant!Copy !req
26. It is?Copy !req
27. Yeah, Ms. Frizzle said to bring in
something to help answer the questionCopy !req
28. what happens to the food we eat?Copy !req
29. Oh, right!Copy !req
30. What did I bring?Copy !req
31. Your own mouth!Copy !req
32. Chewing!Copy !req
33. It's the first step
in... ... In digestion.Copy !req
34. Yeah, yeah, we know Dorothy Ann.Copy !req
35. But my buddy Arnold
here is not chewing food.Copy !req
36. He's chewing gum.Copy !req
37. Gum?Copy !req
38. Yep, been chewing for
two hours and 24 minutes.Copy !req
39. Only six hours and 46 minutes to go before
he breaks the school gum chewing record.Copy !req
40. But, Wanda... what's chewing
gum got you to do with digestion?Copy !req
41. Nothing, but the first
one to break the gumCopy !req
42. chewing record wins
two free tickets to...Copy !req
43. Action... Mountain!Copy !req
44. The wildest, scariest,Copy !req
45. best-scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world!Copy !req
46. The ride of my dreams!Copy !req
47. Let's get the facts.Copy !req
48. Arnold wants to go on the fastest, the
scariest, the best-scream-your-lungs-outCopy !req
49. ride in the world?Copy !req
50. You feel all right, Arnold?Copy !req
51. Actually, my ticket's up for grabs.Copy !req
52. I'm just helping wanda out.Copy !req
53. I would have done the chewing
myself, but I got a new filling.Copy !req
54. See?Copy !req
55. Ah!Copy !req
56. Oh, good morning, class.Copy !req
57. One digestive system coming up.Copy !req
58. EeeYa!Copy !req
59. Now, that's more like it.Copy !req
60. Was that in the lesson plan?Copy !req
61. As I always say, no guts, no digestion.Copy !req
62. Well, as I always say, no
chewing, no free tickets.Copy !req
63. Come on, Arnold, chew!Copy !req
64. Chew, Arnold!Copy !req
65. Um, Wanda?Copy !req
66. I think I, uh, uh, swallowed it.Copy !req
67. Very funny, Arnold.Copy !req
68. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
69. Say ah!Copy !req
70. Ahhhh!Copy !req
71. Arnold, how could you?Copy !req
72. Wanda, I- we were going to
ride action mountain together.Copy !req
73. You didn't do it on purpose, did you?Copy !req
74. No, no, it was an accident, really.Copy !req
75. I'm sorry, Wanda.Copy !req
76. I told you, breaking
records made me nervous.Copy !req
77. I told you I've never
won anything in my life.Copy !req
78. Never say never, Arnold.Copy !req
79. I told you you should
have picked someone else.Copy !req
80. Oh, hey, Arnold, that's okay.Copy !req
81. I mean, it's only a ride.Copy !req
82. And that's the end of that.Copy !req
83. Actually, Wanda, it's only the beginning.Copy !req
84. Of what?Copy !req
85. Our next field trip.Copy !req
86. Field trip!Copy !req
87. Field trip.Copy !req
88. Miss Frizzle, I'd really love
to go on a field trip, but-Copy !req
89. but I've got this weird feeling.Copy !req
90. I mean, I already ruined Wanda's day.Copy !req
91. What if I ruin everybody else's?Copy !req
92. Well, Arnold, I do need a
volunteer to stay behind.Copy !req
93. Stay behind?Copy !req
94. Come on, go!Copy !req
95. Me! Me!Copy !req
96. Pick me!Copy !req
97. Oh, thank you, Arnold.Copy !req
98. Alright!Copy !req
99. Wait a minute.Copy !req
100. This is too good to be true.Copy !req
101. What's the catch?Copy !req
102. Meet your substitute teacher.Copy !req
103. Liz?Copy !req
104. Oh, could be worse.Copy !req
105. See you very soon, Arnold.Copy !req
106. One field trip for them?Copy !req
107. One bag of cheesy wheezes for me.Copy !req
108. Mmm.Copy !req
109. Our timing should be just about right.Copy !req
110. I don't get it.Copy !req
111. I thought we were supposed to answer
the question about what happens to theCopy !req
112. food we eat.Copy !req
113. Yeah, where are we going?Copy !req
114. Not far-class, not far at all.Copy !req
115. Here we go!Copy !req
116. mmm mmmCopy !req
117. Whoops!Copy !req
118. Whoa!Copy !req
119. Where are we?Copy !req
120. Check out the pink pavement!Copy !req
121. The walls are drippy.Copy !req
122. You know what, Miss Frizzle?Copy !req
123. At my old school, we turn
back in this kind of weather.Copy !req
124. What are those humongo white things?Copy !req
125. Whoa!Copy !req
126. If you ask me, they're
humongo bus crushers.Copy !req
127. Actually, Ralphie, they're more
like humongo food crushers.Copy !req
128. Wait.Copy !req
129. If that's food, we're either on the
weirdest cutting board in the world, orCopy !req
130. in somebody's mouth!Copy !req
131. Eww!Copy !req
132. Bingo.Copy !req
133. But not just anybody's mouth.Copy !req
134. Look familiar?Copy !req
135. Arnold?Copy !req
136. Boy, it's kind of empty in here.Copy !req
137. I wonder where they went.Copy !req
138. Well, wherever they are, they don't
have me to slow them down anymore.Copy !req
139. Hmm.Copy !req
140. Ah, nothing like cheesy
wheezes with a green olive chaser.Copy !req
141. So the first thing that happens to the
food when it gets digested is the teetCopy !req
142. cut and grind it into smaller pieces.Copy !req
143. At my old school, we were
never allowed to be digested.Copy !req
144. Never say never, Phoebe.Copy !req
145. But according to my research...
after chewing comes swallowing!Copy !req
146. I call it "Action Arnold."Copy !req
147. The wildest, scariest.Copy !req
148. Best scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world!Copy !req
149. Woohoo!Copy !req
150. Class,
welcome to the esophagus.Copy !req
151. The asparagus?Copy !req
152. No, Carlos.Copy !req
153. The esophagus.Copy !req
154. It's where your food
goes after you swallow.Copy !req
155. Ha-ha!Copy !req
156. Miss Frizzle.Copy !req
157. What are you doing?Copy !req
158. Time to let Arnold's digestive
system do the driving.Copy !req
159. Cool.Copy !req
160. It's like we're driving through a
tunnel, but the tunnel's driving US.Copy !req
161. Hey Arnold, how about a push?Copy !req
162. I wonder if this is what it feels like to
get squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste.Copy !req
163. Yeah, but I get the feeling we're not
gonna end up on Arnold's toothbrush.Copy !req
164. Huh?Copy !req
165. Oh, right, you are Tim.Copy !req
166. The isophagus connects
them out to the- anyone?Copy !req
167. I don't know how much
more of this I can stomach.Copy !req
168. Excellent, Ralphie.Copy !req
169. The stomach is the next step in digestion.Copy !req
170. And it's a real dosie!Copy !req
171. In just a few moments we'll
be landing in Arnold's stomach.Copy !req
172. Thank you for flying digestion, airways.Copy !req
173. Now that's what I call a belly flop.Copy !req
174. Olive eating.Copy !req
175. Now that's a school record I could go for.Copy !req
176. Thanks.Copy !req
177. Wanda would be so impressed.Copy !req
178. Oh, Arnold!Copy !req
179. Hey, why not?Copy !req
180. Ah!Copy !req
181. The all school record book.Copy !req
182. Olive eating.Copy !req
183. 978?Copy !req
184. Ok, it doesn't have to be olives.Copy !req
185. Oh, there have to be other
records waiting to be broken.Copy !req
186. Yo ho ho!Copy !req
187. And the stomach of slop.Copy !req
188. Check out the pink cliffs of Arnold.Copy !req
189. Ralphie, that's his stomach wall.Copy !req
190. Rock, dead ahead.Copy !req
191. I bet this is what the pilgrims felt like
before they crashed into Plymouth rock.Copy !req
192. Forget the pilgrims, the walls are moving.Copy !req
193. Hard to port class.Copy !req
194. I know Arnold likes rocks, but do
you really think he'd swallow one?Copy !req
195. That's no rock.Copy !req
196. That's Arnold's gum.Copy !req
197. Phew, that was close.Copy !req
198. Is it just me or do you get the
feeling there's more out there than justCopy !req
199. food and water?Copy !req
200. Whatever it is, it's eating the bus.Copy !req
201. Oh, nothing to worry about,
just a little stomach acid.Copy !req
202. Stomach acid?Copy !req
203. Here at united digestion, we
believe in breaking things down.Copy !req
204. We start with the raw material of the food.Copy !req
205. Put it in the mouth and use the
finest teeth in the world to tear, grind,Copy !req
206. and crush it into pieces,
small enough to swallow.Copy !req
207. Then the food gets pushed down the
esophagus line into stomach central,Copy !req
208. where we add acids and other chemicals
to break the food down and dissolveCopy !req
209. it into a liquid.Copy !req
210. And that's only half of what
we do here at united digestion.Copy !req
211. Man, when it comes to digestion,
Arnold doesn't mess around.Copy !req
212. You haven't seen anything yet.Copy !req
213. You mean there's... more?Copy !req
214. Mmm hmmCopy !req
215. All right, Arnold!Copy !req
216. If this doesn't impress her, nothing will.Copy !req
217. How many more to go Liz?Copy !req
218. One more and I break the school record
for pens stuffed into a pocket protector.Copy !req
219. What's that?Copy !req
220. Poor Arnold looks like he's
got a hole in his stomach.Copy !req
221. Not a hole, keisha, a valve.Copy !req
222. The doorway to his small intestine.Copy !req
223. Yeah, well, he just swallowed the gum.Copy !req
224. Hey, why hasn't the gum been digested?Copy !req
225. A few things are too tough
to be broken up and dissolved.Copy !req
226. Like school buses.Copy !req
227. Right?Copy !req
228. There's only one way to find out.Copy !req
229. Here we go!Copy !req
230. Where are we?Copy !req
231. It looks like a scuba world.Copy !req
232. Welcome to the small intestine,
the next step in digestion.Copy !req
233. I don't get it.Copy !req
234. The food's been dissolved,
digested, whatever.Copy !req
235. What else is left to do?Copy !req
236. As I always say, Ralphie,
digested is not delivered.Copy !req
237. Anyone for a dip?Copy !req
238. Go swimming in Arnold's digestive juice.Copy !req
239. Not me no way.Copy !req
240. How was I supposed to know
she'd have digestive juice scuba gear?Copy !req
241. Isn't this the coolest?Copy !req
242. Hey, there's the gum!Copy !req
243. I'll be right back.Copy !req
244. Hey, look at this!Copy !req
245. The dissolved food is disappearing
into these rubber cactus type things.Copy !req
246. They're called villi.Copy !req
247. Cool.Copy !req
248. They're soaking up the food like a sponge.Copy !req
249. But where did it go?Copy !req
250. Here at united digestion,
what we digest, we deliver.Copy !req
251. As the villi and the small intestine
soak up the nutrients in the food,Copy !req
252. the nutrients are transferred
into the bloodstream.Copy !req
253. And the bloodstream delivers
the nutrients to all parts of the body.Copy !req
254. Because here at united digestion,
we believe in turning food into fuel.Copy !req
255. I get it.Copy !req
256. The bloodstream is like a pizza
delivery service, only it delivers energy.Copy !req
257. Speaking of energy, where's Wanda?Copy !req
258. Wanda!Copy !req
259. Huh? Did I do it?Copy !req
260. Two minutes and four seconds.Copy !req
261. How can I break the school napping
record if my stomach keeps waking me up?Copy !req
262. Where could she be?Copy !req
263. I don't see her anywhere.Copy !req
264. Wanda!Copy !req
265. Where are you?Copy !req
266. Wanda!Copy !req
267. We've been through the entire
small intestine, and no sign of her.Copy !req
268. There she is!Copy !req
269. Ah!Copy !req
270. Ah, she went into the large intestine.Copy !req
271. The large intestine?Copy !req
272. You mean there's more?Copy !req
273. What's that?Copy !req
274. Just Arnold's leftovers.Copy !req
275. Watch out!Copy !req
276. Whoa!Copy !req
277. Boy, what a ride!Copy !req
278. Talk about action!Copy !req
279. Man, if the small
intestine was scuba world,Copy !req
280. the large intestine
is... ... Smell world.Copy !req
281. At least it's a lot drier in here.Copy !req
282. Yeah.Copy !req
283. But where's Wanda?Copy !req
284. Wait a minute.Copy !req
285. This should work.Copy !req
286. Wanda, if you can hear this, give a shout!Copy !req
287. Ah!Copy !req
288. Let's go!Copy !req
289. All right!Copy !req
290. The further we go, the drier it gets.Copy !req
291. It looks like the walls are
sucking up all the water.Copy !req
292. That's the large intestine for you.Copy !req
293. It removes the water from the leftovers.Copy !req
294. So we have to find Wanda
before she gets dried into a raisin.Copy !req
295. A raisin?Copy !req
296. Cool.Copy !req
297. Ralphie?Copy !req
298. Um, not cool at all.Copy !req
299. Terrible, actually.Copy !req
300. Yikes!Copy !req
301. Wanda! Don't!Copy !req
302. Wanda!Copy !req
303. Gotcha!Copy !req
304. All right, Carlos.Copy !req
305. You saved her.Copy !req
306. Saved me?Copy !req
307. I was having a blast!Copy !req
308. Arnold's digestive system is the wildest,
scariest, scream-your-lungs-out rideCopy !req
309. in the world!Copy !req
310. And it's not over yet.Copy !req
311. We've done the mouth.Copy !req
312. We've done the esophagus, the stomach,
the small intestine, the large intestine.Copy !req
313. What could be next?Copy !req
314. The extra large intestine?Copy !req
315. No.Copy !req
316. We just have to join the rest of
the waste products and finish the trip.Copy !req
317. What?Copy !req
318. Wait a minute.Copy !req
319. According to my research,
the waste products go... uh-uh!Copy !req
320. No way!Copy !req
321. At my old school, we were never
allowed to end up in the toilet.Copy !req
322. Anyone have a better idea?Copy !req
323. We could go back to the
mountain, write it again!Copy !req
324. Wanda!Copy !req
325. She's right.Copy !req
326. We could go back the way we came.Copy !req
327. I've been keeping track.Copy !req
328. And the digestive system is just
one long tube divided into parts.Copy !req
329. We started off in the mouth, got
squeezed down the esophagus.Copy !req
330. Landed in the stomach, got
pushed into the small intestine.Copy !req
331. and wound up here in the large intestine.Copy !req
332. And since we don't want to go out
here, all we have to do is go backwards.Copy !req
333. We could go back up the large intestine,
back to the small intestine, intoCopy !req
334. the stomach, back up the esophagus,
and burst triumphantly out the mouth.Copy !req
335. It won't be easy.Copy !req
336. You're right, Tim.Copy !req
337. Digestion pushes everything down.Copy !req
338. We'll have to fight our way back.Copy !req
339. We might never make it.Copy !req
340. Never say never, Miss Frizzle.Copy !req
341. How can I break the
record for eating lunch?Copy !req
342. If I can't find my lunch.Copy !req
343. Hmm. I wonder if there's any rules
about it having to be my lunch.Copy !req
344. A chocolate malo blaster.Copy !req
345. She'll be coming around the
mountain when she comes.Copy !req
346. YeeHaw!Copy !req
347. Full speed ahead!Copy !req
348. This is insane.Copy !req
349. Consider the alternative.Copy !req
350. You know, biking is my favorite sport.Copy !req
351. Now!Copy !req
352. Ah, so much for the easy part.Copy !req
353. The easy part?Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. Remember all the muscle power
that pushes down the asophagus?Copy !req
356. Oh!Copy !req
357. And it's almost noon.Copy !req
358. If Arnold eats lunch, there's going to
be tons of food raining down on US.Copy !req
359. If I eat Ralphie's lunch and break
the lunch eating record real fast,Copy !req
360. Wanda will think I'm the best
thing since velcro shoe fasteners.Copy !req
361. But then Ralphie will be
steamed at me for eternity.Copy !req
362. What are we going to do? What are we
going to do? What are we going to do?Copy !req
363. Wanda, what are we going to do?Copy !req
364. I've got it!Copy !req
365. But if I don't eat something, I'll
whither away to nothing.Copy !req
366. I know!Copy !req
367. I could eat Ralphie's lunch and think
up a good excuse on a full stomach.Copy !req
368. Arnold!Copy !req
369. What?Copy !req
370. I've heard my stomach
growl before, but... talk?Copy !req
371. Arnold!Copy !req
372. Are you about to eat
Ralphie's malo blaster?Copy !req
373. Uh, no.Copy !req
374. I mean, yes!Copy !req
375. Eee!Copy !req
376. Wait a second!Copy !req
377. Who is this?Copy !req
378. This is your conscience, Arnold.Copy !req
379. You know you
shouldn't eat Ralphie's malo blasterCopy !req
380. besides you're not even hungry.Copy !req
381. Not hungry?Copy !req
382. I could eat a...Copy !req
383. You just think you're hungry.Copy !req
384. What you really are is thirsty.Copy !req
385. I am?Copy !req
386. Trust me, you are.Copy !req
387. Now there's a nice bottle of
seltzer in Wanda's Lunch Bag.Copy !req
388. That's what you really want.Copy !req
389. Uh... ok.Copy !req
390. I guess.Copy !req
391. Hey!Copy !req
392. How come it's ok to drink Wanda's seltzer?Copy !req
393. But it's not ok to eat
Ralphie's malo blaster.Copy !req
394. Because Wanda's a far-kinder and more
generous human being than RalphieCopy !req
395. when it comes to sharing.Copy !req
396. Then how come when she has a
malo blaster, she hogs it all to herself?Copy !req
397. Look!Copy !req
398. I'm your conscience, alright?Copy !req
399. Just do what I say and drink the seltzer.Copy !req
400. Now!Copy !req
401. Time me.Copy !req
402. Way to go, Arnold!Copy !req
403. Now let's rock the bus to
create a giant gas bubble!Copy !req
404. It's working!Copy !req
405. Now what?Copy !req
406. Did I break the seltzer-chugging record?Copy !req
407. I'll never break a record.Copy !req
408. I'll never win anything.Copy !req
409. I'll never even get to eat lunch.Copy !req
410. Did someone say lunch?Copy !req
411. Congratulations, Arnold.Copy !req
412. Huh?Copy !req
413. You just broke the record for
being the best field trip ever!Copy !req
414. What?Copy !req
415. And giving me the ride of my dreams!Copy !req
416. You mean I was the field trip?Copy !req
417. Yep.Copy !req
418. But where exactly did you go?Copy !req
419. You went inside?Copy !req
420. Miss Frizzle, no matter what,
I'll never miss another field trip.Copy !req
421. Never, ever, ever, ever!Copy !req
422. Wonderful, Arnold.Copy !req
423. Um... starting right after the next one.Copy !req
424. Is this the Magic Schoolbus?Copy !req
425. Is this the Magic Schoolbus?Copy !req
426. Magic School Bus?
Magic School Bus?Copy !req
427. Magic School Bus?Copy !req
428. Magic School Bus?Copy !req
429. Magic School Bus?Copy !req
430. I want the Magic School Bus!Copy !req
431. I want the Magic School Bus!Copy !req
432. Magic School Bus?Copy !req
433. Just a minute, please.Copy !req
434. Hold on.Copy !req
435. Be right with you.Copy !req
436. Magic School Bus?Copy !req
437. Boy, for a show on science, there's
sure a of busload of mistakes.Copy !req
438. You think so?Copy !req
439. I mean, they just zip
through the digestive system.Copy !req
440. Nobody's food goes through them that fast.Copy !req
441. You're right.Copy !req
442. It takes more than 10 hours to digest, but
when we pitched digestion the miniseries,Copy !req
443. the network didn't bite.Copy !req
444. And where did all the light come from?Copy !req
445. Except for in the mouth digestion
takes place in complete darkness.Copy !req
446. Beleive me, it would have been a lot cheaper to do "The Magic School
Bus Radio Show."Copy !req
447. And another thing.Copy !req
448. You only showed the small
intestine absorbing stuff.Copy !req
449. Um, so we left out something?Copy !req
450. Something important.Copy !req
451. The stomach doesn't break down everything.Copy !req
452. The small intestine breaks things down too.Copy !req
453. And all that stuff about the
system not working in reverse.Copy !req
454. Sometimes it does, like when you throw up.Copy !req
455. Right again.Copy !req
456. But normally, it doesn't work that way.Copy !req
457. And talking about normal,
they didn't complete the ride.Copy !req
458. Waste products that
accumulate in the large intestine.Copy !req
459. I know, I know.
They are eliminated out through the anus,Copy !req
460. the end of the digestive system.Copy !req
461. It's natural. It's normal.Copy !req
462. But did you really expect US
to show that on daytime TV?Copy !req
463. Well... maybe not.Copy !req
464. And another thing.Copy !req
465. Wanda using gum to go bungee
jumping in the large intestine?Copy !req
466. I mean, come on.Copy !req
467. Cute, huh?Copy !req
468. You could never use gum for bungee jumping.Copy !req
469. Not in a million years.Copy !req
470. I wish you guys would stick to the facts.Copy !req
471. What was that?Copy !req
472. Um, that?Copy !req
473. Oh, that was just the sound
of Liz stretching the truth.Copy !req