1. SEAT BELTS, EVERYONE!Copy !req
2. PLEASE LET THIS BE A NORMAL FIELD TRIP.Copy !req
3. WITH THE FRIZZ? NO WAY!Copy !req
4. WA-HA-HA-HOO!Copy !req
5. TAKE THAT!Copy !req
6. WHOA!Copy !req
7. ARNOLD, THAT'S BRILLIANT!Copy !req
8. IT IS?Copy !req
9. YEAH. MS. FRIZZLE SAID TO BRING IN SOMETHINGCopy !req
10. TO HELP ANSWER THE QUESTION,Copy !req
11. "WHAT HAPPENS TO THE FOOD WE EAT?"Copy !req
12. OH, RIGHT. WHAT DID I BRING?Copy !req
13. YOUR OWN MOUTH, CHEWING.Copy !req
14. IT'S THE FIRST STEP IN—Copy !req
15. IN DIGESTION.Copy !req
16. YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW, DOROTHY ANN.Copy !req
17. BUT MY BUDDY ARNOLD HERE IS NOT CHEWING FOOD.Copy !req
18. HE'S CHEWING GUM.Copy !req
19. GUM?Copy !req
20. YEP. BEEN CHEWING FOR 2 HOURS AND 24 MINUTES.Copy !req
21. ONLY 6 HOURS AND 46 MINUTES TO GOCopy !req
22. BEFORE HE BREAKS THE SCHOOL GUM CHEWING RECORD.Copy !req
23. BUT, WANDA, WHAT'S CHEWING GUMCopy !req
24. GOT TO DO WITH DIGESTION?Copy !req
25. NOTHING, BUT THE FIRST ONE TO BREAKCopy !req
26. THE GUM CHEWING RECORD WINSCopy !req
27. TWO FREE TICKETS TO ACTION MOUNTAIN,Copy !req
28. THE WILDEST, SCARIEST, BEST SCREAM-YOUR-LUNGS- OUT-RIDE IN THE WORLD,Copy !req
29. THE RIDE OF MY DREAMS.Copy !req
30. LET'S GET THE FACTS.Copy !req
31. ARNOLD WANTS TO GO ON THE FASTEST, THE SCARIEST,Copy !req
32. THE BEST SCREAM-YOUR-LUNGS- OUT-RIDE IN THE WORLD?Copy !req
33. DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD?Copy !req
34. ACTUALLY, MY TICKET'S UP FOR GRABS.Copy !req
35. I'M JUST HELPING WANDA OUT.Copy !req
36. I WOULD HAVE DONE THE CHEWING MYSELF,Copy !req
37. BUT I GOT A NEW FILLING. SEE?Copy !req
38. AHH! AAH!Copy !req
39. OH, GOOD MORNING, CLASS.Copy !req
40. ONE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM COMING UP!Copy !req
41. EE-YAH!Copy !req
42. NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.Copy !req
43. WAS THAT IN THE LESSON PLAN?Copy !req
44. AS I ALWAYS SAY, "NO GUTS, NO DIGESTION."Copy !req
45. WELL, AS I ALWAYS SAY,Copy !req
46. "NO CHEWING, NO FREE TICKETS."Copy !req
47. COME ON, ARNOLD! CHEW, CHEW, ARNOLD!Copy !req
48. UM, WANDA, I THINK I, UH...Copy !req
49. SWALLOWED IT.Copy !req
50. VERY FUNNY, ARNOLD. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?Copy !req
51. SAY, "AHH!" AHH...Copy !req
52. ARNOLD, HOW COULD YOU?Copy !req
53. WANDA, I—Copy !req
54. WE WERE GOING TO RIDE ACTION MOUNTAIN TOGETHER.Copy !req
55. YOU DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE, DID YOU?Copy !req
56. NO, NO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, REALLY!Copy !req
57. I'M SORRY, WANDA. I TOLD YOUCopy !req
58. BREAKING RECORDS MADE ME NERVOUS.Copy !req
59. I TOLD YOU I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
60. NEVER SAY NEVER, ARNOLD.Copy !req
61. I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED SOMEONE ELSE!Copy !req
62. AW. HEY, ARNOLD, IT'S O.K.Copy !req
63. I MEAN, IT'S ONLY A RIDE.Copy !req
64. AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT.Copy !req
65. ACTUALLY, WANDA,Copy !req
66. IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
67. OF WHAT?Copy !req
68. OUR NEXT FIELD TRIP.Copy !req
69. FIELD TRIP!Copy !req
70. FIELD TRIP?Copy !req
71. MS. FRIZZLE, I'D REALLY LOVE TO GO ON A FIELD TRIP,Copy !req
72. BUT—BUT I'VE GOT THIS WEIRD FEELING.Copy !req
73. I MEAN, I ALREADY RUINED WANDA'S DAY.Copy !req
74. WHAT IF I RUIN EVERYBODY ELSE'S?Copy !req
75. WELL, ARNOLD, I DO NEED A VOLUNTEER TO STAY BEHIND.Copy !req
76. STAY BEHIND?Copy !req
77. COME ON! LET'S GO!Copy !req
78. ME! ME! PICK ME!Copy !req
79. THANK YOU, ARNOLD.Copy !req
80. ALL RIGHT! WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
81. THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.Copy !req
82. WHAT'S THE CATCH?Copy !req
83. MEET YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.Copy !req
84. LIZ?Copy !req
85. OH... COULD BE WORSE.Copy !req
86. SEE YOU VERY SOON, ARNOLD.Copy !req
87. ONE FIELD TRIP FOR THEM,Copy !req
88. ONE BAG OF CHEEZIE WEEZIES FOR ME.Copy !req
89. HMM. OUR TIMING SHOULD BE JUST ABOUT RIGHT.Copy !req
90. I DON'T GET IT. I THOUGHT WE WERECopy !req
91. SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONCopy !req
92. ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE FOOD WE EAT.Copy !req
93. YEAH. WHERE ARE WE GOING?Copy !req
94. NOT FAR, CLASS. NOT FAR AT ALL.Copy !req
95. HERE WE GO!Copy !req
96. MM MMM!Copy !req
97. WHOOPS!Copy !req
98. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
99. WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
100. CHECK OUT THE PINK PAVEMENT.Copy !req
101. THE WALLS ARE DRIPPING.Copy !req
102. YOU KNOW WHAT, MS. FRIZZLE? AT MY OLD SCHOOL,Copy !req
103. WE'D TURN BACK IN THIS KIND OF WEATHER.Copy !req
104. WHAT ARE THOSE HUMONGO WHITE THINGS?Copy !req
105. WHOA!Copy !req
106. IF YOU ASK ME, THEY'RE HUMONGO BUS-CRUSHERS.Copy !req
107. ACTUALLY, RALPHIE, THEY'RE MORE LIKE HUMONGO FOOD-CRUSHERS.Copy !req
108. WAIT A MINUTE. IF THAT'S FOOD...Copy !req
109. WE'RE EITHER ON THE WEIRDEST CUTTING BOARD IN THE WORLD...Copy !req
110. OR IN SOMEBODY'S MOUTH!Copy !req
111. EWW!Copy !req
112. BINGO.Copy !req
113. BUT NOT JUST ANYBODY'S MOUTH.Copy !req
114. LOOK FAMILIAR?Copy !req
115. ARNOLD? ARNOLD!Copy !req
116. BOY, IT'S KIND OF EMPTY IN HERE.Copy !req
117. I WONDER WHERE THEY WENT.Copy !req
118. WELL, WHEREVER THEY ARE,Copy !req
119. THEY DON'T HAVE ME TO SLOW THEM DOWN ANYMORE.Copy !req
120. HMM.Copy !req
121. AHH, NOTHING LIKE CHEEZIE WEEZIESCopy !req
122. WITH A GREEN OLIVE CHASER.Copy !req
123. SO THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS TO THE FOODCopy !req
124. WHEN IT GETS DIGESTEDCopy !req
125. IS THE TEETH CUT AND GRIND IT INTO SMALLER PIECES.Copy !req
126. AT MY OLD SCHOOL,Copy !req
127. WE WERE NEVER ALLOWED TO BE DIGESTED.Copy !req
128. NEVER SAY NEVER, PHOEBE.Copy !req
129. BUT ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,Copy !req
130. AFTER CHEWING COMES SWALLOWING!Copy !req
131. I CALL IT ACTION ARNOLD—Copy !req
132. THE WILDEST, SCARIEST,Copy !req
133. BEST SCREAM-YOUR-LUNGS-OUT- RIDE IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
134. WAHOO!Copy !req
135. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
136. CLASS, WELCOME TO THE ESOPHAGUS.Copy !req
137. THE ASPARAGUS?Copy !req
138. NO, CARLOS, THE ESOPHAGUS,Copy !req
139. IT'S WHERE YOUR FOOD GOES AFTER YOU SWALLOW.Copy !req
140. AHHH...Copy !req
141. MS. FRIZZLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
142. TIME TO LET ARNOLD'S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM DO THE DRIVING.Copy !req
143. COOL! IT'S LIKE WE'RE DRIVING THROUGH A TUNNEL,Copy !req
144. BUT THE TUNNEL'S DRIVING US.Copy !req
145. HEY, ARNOLD. HOW ABOUT A PUSH?Copy !req
146. I WONDER IF THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKECopy !req
147. TO GET SQUEEZED OUT OF A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE.Copy !req
148. YEAH, BUT I GET THE FEELING WE'RE NOTCopy !req
149. GONNA END UP ON ARNOLD'S TOOTHBRUSH.Copy !req
150. RIGHT YOU ARE, TIM.Copy !req
151. THE ESOPHAGUS CONNECTS THE MOUTH TO THE—Copy !req
152. ANYONE?Copy !req
153. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN STOMACH.Copy !req
154. EXCELLENT, RALPHIE.Copy !req
155. THE STOMACH IS THE NEXT STEP IN DIGESTION,Copy !req
156. AND IT'S A REAL DOOZY!Copy !req
157. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
158. IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS, WE'LL BE LANDING IN ARNOLD'S STOMACH.Copy !req
159. THANK YOU FOR FLYING DIGESTION AIRWAYS.Copy !req
160. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BELLY FLOP.Copy !req
161. HA HA HA!Copy !req
162. OLIVE EATING—Copy !req
163. NOW, THAT'S A SCHOOL RECORD I COULD GO FOR.Copy !req
164. THANKS.Copy !req
165. WANDA WOULD BE SO IMPRESSED.Copy !req
166. OH, ARNOLD!Copy !req
167. HEY, WHY NOT?Copy !req
168. AAH! OOF!Copy !req
169. "THE ALL SCHOOL RECORD BOOK"?Copy !req
170. "OLIVE EATING— 978"?Copy !req
171. O.K., IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE OLIVES.Copy !req
172. OHH. THERE HAVE TO BE OTHER RECORDS WAITING TO BE BROKEN.Copy !req
173. CHECK OUT THE PINK CLIFFS OF ARNOLD!Copy !req
174. RALPHIE, THAT'S HIS STOMACH WALL.Copy !req
175. ROCK, DEAD AHEAD!Copy !req
176. I BET THIS IS WHAT THE PILGRIMS FELT LIKECopy !req
177. BEFORE THEY CRASHED INTO PLYMOUTH ROCK.Copy !req
178. FORGET THE PILGRIMS! THE WALLS ARE MOVING!Copy !req
179. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
180. HARD APORT, CLASS!Copy !req
181. I KNOW ARNOLD LIKES ROCKS,Copy !req
182. BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'D SWALLOW ONE?Copy !req
183. THAT'S NO ROCK.Copy !req
184. THAT'S ARNOLD'S GUM.Copy !req
185. PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.Copy !req
186. IS IT JUST ME, OR DO YOU GET THE FEELING THERE'S MORE OUT THERECopy !req
187. THAN JUST FOOD AND WATER?Copy !req
188. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S EATING THE BUS.Copy !req
189. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. JUST A LITTLE STOMACH ACID.Copy !req
190. STOMACH ACID? STOMACH ACID?Copy !req
191. HERE AT UNITED DIGESTION,Copy !req
192. WE BELIEVE IN BREAKING THINGS DOWN.Copy !req
193. WE START WITH THE RAW MATERIAL OF THE FOOD,Copy !req
194. PUT IT IN THE MOUTH, AND USE THE FINEST TEETH IN THE WORLDCopy !req
195. TO TEAR, GRIND, AND CRUSH IT INTO PIECESCopy !req
196. SMALL ENOUGH TO SWALLOW.Copy !req
197. THEN THE FOOD GETS PUSHED DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS LINECopy !req
198. INTO STOMACH CENTRAL,Copy !req
199. WHERE WE ADD ACIDS AND OTHER CHEMICALSCopy !req
200. TO BREAK THE FOOD DOWNCopy !req
201. AND DISSOLVE IT INTO A LIQUID.Copy !req
202. AND THAT'S ONLY HALF OF WHAT WE DO HERE AT UNITED DIGESTION.Copy !req
203. MAN, WHEN IT COMES TO DIGESTION,Copy !req
204. ARNOLD DOESN'T MESS AROUND.Copy !req
205. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.Copy !req
206. YOU MEAN, THERE'S MORE?Copy !req
207. MM-HMM.Copy !req
208. ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD!Copy !req
209. IF THIS DOESN'T IMPRESS HER, NOTHING WILL.Copy !req
210. HOW MANY MORE TO GO, LIZ?Copy !req
211. ONE MORE, AND I BREAK THE SCHOOL RECORDCopy !req
212. FOR PENS STUFFED INTO A POCKET PROTECTOR!Copy !req
213. AAH!Copy !req
214. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
215. POOR ARNOLD! LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A HOLE IN HIS STOMACH.Copy !req
216. NOT A HOLE, KEESHA, A VALVE.Copy !req
217. THE DOORWAY TO HIS SMALL INTESTINE.Copy !req
218. YEAH, WELL, IT JUST SWALLOWED THE GUM.Copy !req
219. HEY, WHY HASN'T THE GUM BEEN DIGESTED?Copy !req
220. A FEW THINGS ARE TOO TOUGH TO BE BROKEN UP AND DISSOLVED.Copy !req
221. LIKE SCHOOL BUSES, RIGHT?Copy !req
222. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
223. HERE WE GO!Copy !req
224. AAH!Copy !req
225. WHOA!Copy !req
226. WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
227. IT LOOKS LIKE SCUBA WORLD.Copy !req
228. WELCOME TO THE SMALL INTESTINE,Copy !req
229. THE NEXT STEP IN DIGESTION.Copy !req
230. I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
231. THE FOOD'S BEEN DISSOLVED, DIGESTED,Copy !req
232. WHATEVER. WHAT ELSE IS LEFT TO DO?Copy !req
233. AS I ALWAYS SAY, RALPHIE,Copy !req
234. DIGESTED IS NOT DELIVERED.Copy !req
235. ANYONE FOR A DIP?Copy !req
236. GO SWIMMING IN ARNOLD'S DIGESTIVE JUICE?Copy !req
237. NOT ME. NO WAY!Copy !req
238. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE'D HAVE DIGESTIVE JUICE SCUBA GEAR?Copy !req
239. ISN'T THIS THE COOLEST?Copy !req
240. HEY!Copy !req
241. THERE'S THE GUM!Copy !req
242. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
243. HEY, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
244. THE DISSOLVED FOODCopy !req
245. IS DISAPPEARING INTO THESECopy !req
246. RUBBER CACTUS-TYPE THINGS.Copy !req
247. THEY'RE CALLED VILLI.Copy !req
248. COOL. THEY'RE SOAKING UP THE FOOD LIKE A SPONGE.Copy !req
249. BUT WHERE DID IT GO?Copy !req
250. HERE AT UNITED DIGESTION,Copy !req
251. WHAT WE DIGEST, WE DELIVER.Copy !req
252. AS THE VILLI IN THE SMALL INTESTINECopy !req
253. SOAK UP THE NUTRIENTS IN THE FOOD,Copy !req
254. THE NUTRIENTS ARE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BLOODSTREAM,Copy !req
255. AND THE BLOODSTREAM DELIVERS THE NUTRIENTSCopy !req
256. TO ALL PARTS OF THE BODYCopy !req
257. BECAUSE HERE AT UNITED DIGESTION,Copy !req
258. WE BELIEVE IN TURNING FOOD INTO FUEL.Copy !req
259. I GET IT.Copy !req
260. THE BLOODSTREAM IS LIKECopy !req
261. A PIZZA DELIVERY SERVICE,Copy !req
262. ONLY IT DELIVERS ENERGY.Copy !req
263. SPEAKING OF ENERGY, WHERE'S WANDA?Copy !req
264. WHOA! AAH!Copy !req
265. WANDA!Copy !req
266. HUH? DID I DO IT?Copy !req
267. 2 MINUTES AND 4 SECONDS?Copy !req
268. HOW CAN I BREAK THE SCHOOL NAPPING RECORDCopy !req
269. IF MY STOMACH KEEPS WAKING ME UP?Copy !req
270. WHERE COULD SHE BE?Copy !req
271. I DON'T SEE HER ANYWHERE!Copy !req
272. WANDA, WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
273. WANDA!Copy !req
274. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THE ENTIRE SMALL INTESTINE,Copy !req
275. AND NO SIGN OF HER.Copy !req
276. WHOOOAAA!Copy !req
277. THERE SHE IS.Copy !req
278. AAH!Copy !req
279. SHE WENT INTO THE LARGE INTESTINE.Copy !req
280. THE LARGE INTESTINE? YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?Copy !req
281. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
282. JUST ARNOLD'S LEFTOVERS.Copy !req
283. WATCH OUT!Copy !req
284. AAH!Copy !req
285. BOY, WHAT A RIDE!Copy !req
286. TALK ABOUT ACTION!Copy !req
287. P U! WHAT'S THAT? EWW!Copy !req
288. MAN, IF THE SMALL INTESTINE WAS SCUBA WORLD,Copy !req
289. THE LARGE INTESTINE IS SMELL WORLD.Copy !req
290. AT LEAST IT'S A LOT DRIER IN HERE.Copy !req
291. YEAH, BUT WHERE'S WANDA? WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
292. THIS SHOULD WORK.Copy !req
293. WANDA, IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS,Copy !req
294. GIVE A SHOUT.Copy !req
295. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
296. LET'S GO!Copy !req
297. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
298. THE FURTHER WE GO, THE DRIER IT GETS.Copy !req
299. IT LOOKS LIKE THE WALLSCopy !req
300. ARE SUCKING UP ALL THE WATER.Copy !req
301. THAT'S THE LARGE INTESTINE FOR YOU.Copy !req
302. IT REMOVES THE WATER FROM THE LEFTOVERS.Copy !req
303. SO WE HAVE TO FIND WANDA BEFORE SHE GETS DRIED INTO A RAISIN.Copy !req
304. A RAISIN? COOL.Copy !req
305. RALPHIE! RALPHIE!Copy !req
306. UH, NOT COOL AT ALL.Copy !req
307. TERRIBLE, ACTUALLY. HEH HEH.Copy !req
308. YIKES! AAH!Copy !req
309. WANDA! DON'T!Copy !req
310. AAH!Copy !req
311. AAH!Copy !req
312. WHOA!Copy !req
313. GOT YOU!Copy !req
314. ALL RIGHT, CARLOS!Copy !req
315. YOU SAVED HER.Copy !req
316. SAVED ME?Copy !req
317. I WAS HAVING A BLAST!Copy !req
318. ARNOLD'S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM IS THE WILDEST, SCARIEST,Copy !req
319. SCREAM-YOUR-LUNGS-OUT- RIDE IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
320. AND IT'S NOT OVER YET.Copy !req
321. WE'VE DONE THE MOUTH, WE'VE DONE THE ESOPHAGUS, THE STOMACH,Copy !req
322. THE SMALL INTESTINE, THE LARGE INTESTINE.Copy !req
323. WHAT COULD BE NEXT?Copy !req
324. THE EXTRA-LARGE INTESTINE?Copy !req
325. NO. WE JUST HAVE TO JOIN THE REST OF THE WASTE PRODUCTSCopy !req
326. AND FINISH THE TRIP.Copy !req
327. WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
328. WAIT A MINUTE. ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,Copy !req
329. THE WASTE PRODUCTS GO...Copy !req
330. UH-UH! NO WAY!Copy !req
331. AT MY OLD SCHOOL,Copy !req
332. WE WERE NEVER ALLOWED TO END UP IN THE TOILET.Copy !req
333. ANYONE HAVE A BETTER IDEA?Copy !req
334. WE COULD GO BACK TO THE MOUTH AND RIDE IT AGAIN.Copy !req
335. WANDA! WANDA!Copy !req
336. SHE'S RIGHT. WE COULD GO BACK THE WAY WE CAME.Copy !req
337. I'VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK,Copy !req
338. AND THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEMCopy !req
339. IS JUST ONE LONG TUBE DIVIDED INTO PARTS.Copy !req
340. WE STARTED OFF IN THE MOUTH,Copy !req
341. GOT SQUEEZED DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS,Copy !req
342. LANDED IN THE STOMACH,Copy !req
343. GOT PUSHED INTO THE SMALL INTESTINE,Copy !req
344. AND WOUND UP HERE IN THE LARGE INTESTINE,Copy !req
345. AND SINCE WE DON'T WANT TO GO OUT HERE,Copy !req
346. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GO BACKWARDS.Copy !req
347. WE COULD GO BACK UP THE LARGE INTESTINE,Copy !req
348. BACK THROUGH THE SMALL INTESTINE,Copy !req
349. INTO THE STOMACH, BACK UP THE ESOPHAGUS,Copy !req
350. AND BURST TRIUMPHANTLY OUT THE MOUTH.Copy !req
351. IT WON'T BE EASY.Copy !req
352. YOU'RE RIGHT, TIM.Copy !req
353. DIGESTION PUSHES EVERYTHING DOWN.Copy !req
354. WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT OUR WAY BACK.Copy !req
355. WE MIGHT NEVER MAKE IT.Copy !req
356. NEVER SAY NEVER, MS. FRIZZLE.Copy !req
357. HA HA HA!Copy !req
358. HOW CAN I BREAK THE RECORDCopy !req
359. FOR EATING LUNCHCopy !req
360. IF I CAN'T FIND MY LUNCH?Copy !req
361. HMM. I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY RULESCopy !req
362. ABOUT IT HAVING TO BE MY LUNCH.Copy !req
363. A CHOCOLATE MALLOW-BLASTER!Copy !req
364. YEE-HA!Copy !req
365. FULL SPEED AHEAD!Copy !req
366. THIS IS INSANE.Copy !req
367. CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE.Copy !req
368. YOU KNOW, BIKING IS MY FAVORITE SPORT.Copy !req
369. NOW!Copy !req
370. SO MUCH FOR THE EASY PART.Copy !req
371. THE EASY PART?Copy !req
372. YEAH. REMEMBER ALL THE MUSCLE POWERCopy !req
373. THAT PUSHED US DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS?Copy !req
374. AND IT'S ALMOST NOON!Copy !req
375. IF ARNOLD EATS LUNCH, THERE'S GONNA BE TONSCopy !req
376. OF FOOD RAINING DOWN ON US.Copy !req
377. IF I EAT RALPHIE'S LUNCH AND BREAK THE LUNCH-EATING RECORD REAL FAST,Copy !req
378. WANDA WILL THINK I'M THE BEST THINGCopy !req
379. SINCE VELCRO SHOE FASTENERS,Copy !req
380. BUT THEN RALPHIE WILL BE STEAMED AT ME FOR ETERNITY.Copy !req
381. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
382. WANDA, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
383. I'VE GOT IT!Copy !req
384. BUT IF I DON'T EAT SOMETHING,Copy !req
385. I'LL WITHER AWAY TO NOTHING.Copy !req
386. I KNOW! I COULD EAT RALPHIE'S LUNCHCopy !req
387. AND THINK UP A GOOD EXCUSE ON A FULL STOMACH.Copy !req
388. ARNOLD!Copy !req
389. WHAT? I'VE HEARD MY STOMACH GROWL BEFORE, BUT TALK?Copy !req
390. ARNOLD!Copy !req
391. ARE YOU ABOUT TO EATCopy !req
392. RALPHIE'S MALLOW-BLASTER?Copy !req
393. UH, NO. I-I MEAN, YES.Copy !req
394. HEY! WAIT A SECOND. WHO IS THIS?Copy !req
395. THIS IS YOUR CONSCIENCE, ARNOLD.Copy !req
396. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T EAT RALPHIE'S MALLOW-BLASTER.Copy !req
397. BESIDES, YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUNGRY.Copy !req
398. NOT HUNGRY? I COULD EAT A—Copy !req
399. YOU JUST THINK YOU'RE HUNGRY.Copy !req
400. WHAT YOU REALLY ARE IS THIRSTY.Copy !req
401. I AM?Copy !req
402. TRUST ME. YOU ARE.Copy !req
403. NOW, THERE'S A NICE BOTTLE OF SELTZER IN WANDA'S LUNCH BAG.Copy !req
404. THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.Copy !req
405. UH, O.K., I GUESS.Copy !req
406. HEY. HOW COME IT'S O.K. TO DRINK WANDA'S SELTZERCopy !req
407. BUT IT'S NOT O.K. TO EAT RALPHIE'S MALLOW-BLASTER?Copy !req
408. BECAUSE WANDA'S A FAR KINDERCopy !req
409. AND MORE GENEROUS HUMAN BEING THAN RALPHIECopy !req
410. WHEN IT COMES TO SHARING.Copy !req
411. THEN HOW COME WHEN SHE HAS A MALLOW-BLASTER,Copy !req
412. SHE HOGS IT ALL TO HERSELF?Copy !req
413. LOOK, I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
414. JUST DO WHAT I SAY AND DRINK THE SELTZER NOW!Copy !req
415. TIME ME.Copy !req
416. WAY TO GO, ARNOLD!Copy !req
417. NOW LET'S ROCK THE BUSCopy !req
418. TO CREATE A GIANT GAS BUBBLE.Copy !req
419. IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!Copy !req
420. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
421. DID I BREAK THE SELTZER-CHUGGING RECORD?Copy !req
422. I'LL NEVER BREAK A RECORD. I'LL NEVER WIN ANYTHING.Copy !req
423. I'LL NEVER EVEN GET TO EAT LUNCH.Copy !req
424. DID SOMEONE SAY "LUNCH"?Copy !req
425. AHEM.Copy !req
426. CONGRATULATIONS, ARNOLD.Copy !req
427. HUH?Copy !req
428. YOU JUST BROKE THE RECORDCopy !req
429. FOR BEING THE BEST FIELD TRIP EVER.Copy !req
430. WH-WHAT?Copy !req
431. AND GIVING ME THE RIDE OF MY DREAMS.Copy !req
432. YOU MEAN, I WAS THE FIELD TRIP?Copy !req
433. YEP.Copy !req
434. BUT WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU GO?Copy !req
435. YOU WENT INSIDE...Copy !req
436. HA HA HA!Copy !req
437. MS. FRIZZLE, NO MATTER WHAT,Copy !req
438. I'LL NEVER MISS ANOTHER FIELD TRIP,Copy !req
439. NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!Copy !req
440. WONDERFUL, ARNOLD.Copy !req
441. UM, STARTING RIGHT AFTER THE NEXT ONE.Copy !req
442. HA HA HA!Copy !req
443. IS THIS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?Copy !req
444. IS THIS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?Copy !req
445. Overlapping voices: IS THIS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?Copy !req
446. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?Copy !req
447. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?Copy !req
448. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?Copy !req
449. Overlapping voices: MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?Copy !req
450. I WANT THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!Copy !req
451. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.Copy !req
452. JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE. HOLD ON.Copy !req
453. BE RIGHT WITH YOU.Copy !req
454. MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.Copy !req
455. BOY, FOR A SHOW ON SCIENCE,Copy !req
456. THERE SURE ARE A BUSLOAD OF MISTAKES.Copy !req
457. YOU THINK SO?Copy !req
458. I MEAN, THEY JUST ZIPPED THROUGH THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.Copy !req
459. NOBODY'S FOOD GOES THROUGH THEM THAT FAST.Copy !req
460. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT TAKES MORE THAN 10 HOURS TO DIGEST,Copy !req
461. THE MINISERIES,"Copy !req
462. THE NETWORK DIDN'T BITE.Copy !req
463. AND WHERE DID ALL THE LIGHT COME FROM?Copy !req
464. EXCEPT FOR IN THE MOUTH,Copy !req
465. DIGESTION TAKES PLACE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS.Copy !req
466. BELIEVE ME, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT CHEAPERCopy !req
467. TO DO "THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS" RADIO SHOW.Copy !req
468. YOU ONLY SHOWED THE SMALL INTESTINE ABSORBING STUFF.Copy !req
469. UM... SO WE LEFT OUT SOMETHING?Copy !req
470. SOMETHING IMPORTANT.Copy !req
471. THE STOMACH DOESN'T BREAK DOWN EVERYTHING.Copy !req
472. THE SMALL INTESTINE BREAKS THINGS DOWN, TOO.Copy !req
473. AND ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT THE SYSTEM NOT WORKING IN REVERSE—Copy !req
474. SOMETIMES IT DOES, LIKE WHEN YOU THROW UP.Copy !req
475. RIGHT AGAIN.Copy !req
476. BUT NORMALLY, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.Copy !req
477. AND TALKING ABOUT NORMAL,Copy !req
478. THEY DIDN'T COMPLETE THE RIDE.Copy !req
479. WASTE PRODUCTS THAT ACCUMULATE IN THE LARGE INTESTINE—Copy !req
480. I KNOW. I KNOW.Copy !req
481. THEY ARE ELIMINATED OUT THROUGH THE ANUS,Copy !req
482. THE END OF THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.Copy !req
483. IT'S NATURAL, IT'S NORMAL,Copy !req
484. BUT DID YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO SHOW THAT ON DAYTIME TV?Copy !req
485. WELL... MAYBE NOT.Copy !req
486. WANDA USING GUM TO GO BUNGEE-JUMPING IN THE LARGE INTESTINE?Copy !req
487. I MEAN, COME ON.Copy !req
488. CUTE, HUH?Copy !req
489. YOU COULD NEVER USE GUM FOR BUNGEE JUMPING,Copy !req
490. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.Copy !req
491. I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD STICK TO THE FACTS.Copy !req
492. HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
493. UM, THAT?Copy !req
494. OH, THAT WAS JUST THE SOUND OF LIZ...Copy !req
495. STRETCHING THE TRUTH.Copy !req
496. HA HA HA!Copy !req