1. Tina, I hear what you're saying. I do.Copy !req
2. I just feel that since you were with meCopy !req
3. when I got the parking ticket,Copy !req
4. you should pay half of it.Copy !req
5. I got to go.
It's the other line.Copy !req
6. Hello.Copy !req
7. This is Daffy Duck.Copy !req
8. Oh, you know...Copy !req
9. I would love to go door to door
to help the mayor get reelected,Copy !req
10. but unfortunately, I'm not
a United States citizen,Copy !req
11. so I probably shouldn't get
involved with your politics.Copy !req
12. Where am I from? Uh...Copy !req
13. Albania.Copy !req
14. Albania.
I'm from Albania.Copy !req
15. Yes.Copy !req
16. I am, how
you say, visiting your country.Copy !req
17. So I sorry, but please to take
me off your phone list, ok?Copy !req
18. Adios. That's Albanian
for good-bye.Copy !req
19. Bugs, I hear what you're saying.Copy !req
20. I just feel that
since you're my roommate,Copy !req
21. you should pay
half of the parking ticket.Copy !req
22. Now, would this payment
be in additionCopy !req
23. to letting you live here for free?Copy !req
24. Yes.Copy !req
25. Sounds like a great deal.Copy !req
26. It is a great deal.Copy !req
27. It's your chance to get in
on the ground floor.Copy !req
28. Today's the 14th.Copy !req
29. If I don't pay it today,
the fine doubles.Copy !req
30. - Today's the 14th? Oh, no.
- What?Copy !req
31. This weekend's
the annual peach festival.Copy !req
32. Porky's going to ask me
to go with him.Copy !req
33. So?Copy !req
34. So I've gone there 3 years in a row,
and it's horrible.Copy !req
35. It takes 6 hours to get there.Copy !req
36. You're in the middle of nowhere
for the whole weekend.Copy !req
37. It's hot.
There's tons of mosquitoes.Copy !req
38. You stand in these long lines
for peach cobbler,Copy !req
39. peach soup, peach sandwiches...Copy !req
40. Yecch. Too much peach.Copy !req
41. Make up an excuse. Lie.Copy !req
42. I'm not going to lie.
That's your area.Copy !req
43. Good point.
Know your role.Copy !req
44. But if it were me, I'd tell him I
can't go because I'm an alien.Copy !req
45. I'd say I look like Daffy
Duck on the outside,Copy !req
46. but I've been taken over by an
alien who lives on the inside.Copy !req
47. And why can't the alien
go to the peach festival?Copy !req
48. I don't know. He's got a
bunch of alien stuff to do.Copy !req
49. It doesn't matter.
He's not going to ask that.Copy !req
50. All he'll be thinking about
is that I'm an alien.Copy !req
51. When are you going back to
your home planet?Copy !req
52. Just tell Porky you don't want to go.Copy !req
53. I can't do that.Copy !req
54. It would break his little pig heart.Copy !req
55. Well, then, I guess you're
going to the peach festival.Copy !req
56. Hey, Porky.Copy !req
57. - Hey.
- How's it going?Copy !req
58. Oh, peachy.Copy !req
59. You know why?Copy !req
60. Because this weekend is
the peach festival!Copy !req
61. And this year, the theme is
dress as your favorite peach.Copy !req
62. Wow. That sounds... fun.Copy !req
63. What time should I pick you up?Copy !req
64. Listen, pork. Um...Copy !req
65. I don't think I can go
to the peach festival this year.Copy !req
66. What? We go every year.
It's our tradition.Copy !req
67. - I know.
- The peach soup!Copy !req
68. - I know.
- Why can't you go?Copy !req
69. Pork, the truth is,Copy !req
70. I promised Lola I'd do
something with her this weekend.Copy !req
71. Well, that's no reason not to go.Copy !req
72. Bring her along.Copy !req
73. Oh, uh...Copy !req
74. I can't bring her along because...Copy !req
75. She's moving this weekend,Copy !req
76. and I have to help her.
I'm helping her move.Copy !req
77. So that's why I can't go.Copy !req
78. Oh, well, I'm disappointed,
but I understand.Copy !req
79. Thanks, Porky.Copy !req
80. Wow. That was easy.Copy !req
81. Oh. Hey, Daffy.Copy !req
82. I didn't know this was your bank, too.Copy !req
83. It's not.Copy !req
84. Then what are you doing here?Copy !req
85. Waiting to see if anyone drops money.Copy !req
86. 0-8-1-2.Copy !req
87. What's the story behind that?Copy !req
88. Someone's birthday?Copy !req
89. You got a lot of money, Porky.Copy !req
90. Thanks.Copy !req
91. Oh, hey. You want to go to
the peach festival with me?Copy !req
92. Can't.Copy !req
93. Why not?Copy !req
94. I'm not Daffy.Copy !req
95. I'm an alien that took over his body.Copy !req
96. Does the alien want to go to
the peach festival?Copy !req
97. Who would ask that?Copy !req
98. I don't think aliens eat peaches,Copy !req
99. at least not the one in my body.Copy !req
100. Isn't Bugs going with you?Copy !req
101. He can't go.
He's helping Lola move.Copy !req
102. - Lola's moving?
- That's what he said.Copy !req
103. - Why is Lola moving?
- I don't know.Copy !req
104. - Where is she moving to?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
105. Well, have a good weekend.Copy !req
106. Why would Lola be moving?Copy !req
107. She just moved into her apartment.Copy !req
108. Bugs must have asked
Lola to move in with him!Copy !req
109. That house isn't big enough
for 3 people!Copy !req
110. That means I'm out!Copy !req
111. He's sending me
back to my home planet!Copy !req
112. But I don't have a home planet!Copy !req
113. I'm not an alien!Copy !req
114. Were you going to drop any money?Copy !req
115. Shouldn't you be packing boxes?Copy !req
116. Oh! Hey, pork. Yeah.
Just grabbing a quick slice.Copy !req
117. Then, off to pack all those boxes.Copy !req
118. Shouldn't you be
at the peach festival?Copy !req
119. I'm getting a pizza for the road.Copy !req
120. Oh! Hey, Bugs.
Hey, Porky.Copy !req
121. Lola!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
122. I was just getting some lunch.Copy !req
123. Oh, we should all eat together.Copy !req
124. We can't.
You've got to get on the road.Copy !req
125. - Oh, where are you going?
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
126. The peach festival.Copy !req
127. How's Porky's pizza coming, speedy?Copy !req
128. Ooh, the peach festival?Copy !req
129. I've always wanted to go to that.Copy !req
130. Yep, it's a lot of fun.
Tons of fun.Copy !req
131. Speedy!Copy !req
132. Look, man, just because I'm fast
doesn't mean my oven's fast.Copy !req
133. It's a regular oven.Copy !req
134. Ok. You got your pizza.
It's time to hit the road.Copy !req
135. Oh! All right.Copy !req
136. - Well, have a great weekend.
- Phew.Copy !req
137. - Good luck with your move.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
138. What move?Copy !req
139. Bugs said he's helping
you move this weekend.Copy !req
140. I'm not moving.
Why'd you tell him I was moving?Copy !req
141. Yeah. Why'd you say
Lola was moving?Copy !req
142. I didn't say Lola.Copy !req
143. I said viola.Copy !req
144. Viola.
Viola's moving.Copy !req
145. Who's viola?Copy !req
146. You're asking me who viola is?Copy !req
147. Yeah. Who's viola?Copy !req
148. Viola's... my... sister.Copy !req
149. You have a sister?Copy !req
150. I didn't know you had a sister!Copy !req
151. Yeah, my big sister viola.Copy !req
152. How come we've never met her?Copy !req
153. Oh, well, she's shy.
Painfully shy.Copy !req
154. Well, we have to meet her
before she moves.Copy !req
155. That-that would be nice,Copy !req
156. but Porky's going to the peach
festival, so, you know, bye.Copy !req
157. Forget the peach festival!Copy !req
158. Meeting your sister's more
important than the peach festival.Copy !req
159. Yeah. We'll help you guys
with the move.Copy !req
160. Where does she live?Copy !req
161. Where does she live?Copy !req
162. Yeah, what's her address?Copy !req
163. Uh...Copy !req
164. 463...Copy !req
165. Uh...Copy !req
166. Market street.Copy !req
167. Ooh.
That's a rough part of town.Copy !req
168. It is? I mean, I know.
That's why she's moving.Copy !req
169. Well, I better go cancel
my hotel reservation.Copy !req
170. Looks like I'm staying
in town this weekend.Copy !req
171. Porky, you really don't have to.Copy !req
172. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
173. Oh! I am so excited
to meet your sister!Copy !req
174. Lola, you're not going
to meet my sister.Copy !req
175. What? Why?Copy !req
176. Because I don't have a sister!Copy !req
177. I lied to Porky
so I wouldn't have to goCopy !req
178. to the peach festival with him.Copy !req
179. Ok. First of all, you would never lie.
That's not your area.Copy !req
180. Second of all, who wouldn't
want to go to a peach festival?Copy !req
181. Third of all, I totally
see what's going on here.Copy !req
182. You don't want me
to meet your sisterCopy !req
183. because you're afraid
we'll become best friends,Copy !req
184. and then,
I won't have any time for you.Copy !req
185. Bun-bun, I will always
have time for you.Copy !req
186. Always.Copy !req
187. Except right now.
This is my me time.Copy !req
188. I came in here to eat by myself.
You're kind of smothering me.Copy !req
189. Excuse me? One of your fax
machines just ate my résumé.Copy !req
190. Bummer.Copy !req
191. Can I move in with you?Copy !req
192. - What?
- Lola's moving into Bugs' house,Copy !req
193. so I'm out.
Let me live with you.Copy !req
194. Uh, I'm not living
with anyone till I'm married.Copy !req
195. Darling...Copy !req
196. No.Copy !req
197. Darling...Copy !req
198. I guess romance really is dead.Copy !req
199. Why did I have to say market street?Copy !req
200. Ooh. Poor viola.Copy !req
201. Ok. Now I have to fill itCopy !req
202. with a bunch of furniture
for tomorrow's move.Copy !req
203. Where am I going to get
a bunch of furniture?Copy !req
204. Maybe I'm overreacting.Copy !req
205. Just because Lola's moving in
doesn't mean I'm out.Copy !req
206. They probably want me
to live with them.Copy !req
207. I'm the fun guy.
They need me here.Copy !req
208. Mother!Copy !req
209. This neighborhood's
even worse than I thought.Copy !req
210. I hope my car's ok out there.Copy !req
211. Oh, where did viola get this furniture?
It's hideous.Copy !req
212. Well, I didn't exactly have a lot
of time to get anything better.Copy !req
213. - Huh?
- I mean, uh,Copy !req
214. when I picked out the furnitureCopy !req
215. when she moved in all
those years ago.Copy !req
216. Mm. That's a weird place
to put a bed.Copy !req
217. It's a fine place to put a bed.Copy !req
218. It's too bad viola had
to work on a Saturday.Copy !req
219. Yep. I know. She really wanted
to meet you guys.Copy !req
220. Why does her dresser say
"Property of Daffy Duck"?Copy !req
221. Huh? Oh. Well, she and Daffy
had a thing in college.Copy !req
222. It didn't end well.Copy !req
223. - Daffy went to college?
- Just pick up a box.Copy !req
224. Well, we did it.
Viola's all moved out,Copy !req
225. so I'll take it from here.Copy !req
226. Well, we can go with you
to her new place.Copy !req
227. Ooh, that's a great idea.Copy !req
228. She's going to need help moving in.Copy !req
229. No.Copy !req
230. - I mean, you can't.
- Why not?Copy !req
231. Her new place is
really, really far away.Copy !req
232. - Where is it?
- Very, very far.Copy !req
233. She's moving to...
Uh...Copy !req
234. Albania.Copy !req
235. Al-Albania?Copy !req
236. Well, then why did we load up
a trailer with all of her stuff?Copy !req
237. You can't drive to Albania.Copy !req
238. Huh? Oh. Right.Copy !req
239. That's why I was going to drive
to, uh, a shipping company.Copy !req
240. You ship stuff to Albania.
Everyone knows that.Copy !req
241. So, you want to ship everything
in that trailer to Albania.Copy !req
242. No. I just said that outside
in front of those crazy people.Copy !req
243. I actually just need this
all shipped back to my house.Copy !req
244. Here's the address.Copy !req
245. This is, like, 5 minutes from here.Copy !req
246. It'd be a lot cheaper
just to drive it there.Copy !req
247. I'm well aware of that.Copy !req
248. Hmm.Copy !req
249. That'll be $1,248.Copy !req
250. Peach?Copy !req
251. No, thanks.Copy !req
252. So, let me get this straight.
For the next 8 years,Copy !req
253. you're going to give me
a place to live,Copy !req
254. you're going to provide me
with all my meals,Copy !req
255. and you're going to pay me?Copy !req
256. That's an even better deal than I had!Copy !req
257. Where do I sign up?Copy !req
258. Right here.Copy !req
259. Welcome to the Marines.Copy !req
260. This is going to be fun.Copy !req
261. I've always liked marine life.Copy !req
262. I had a goldfish when I was a kid.Copy !req
263. Gene.
Gene the goldfish.Copy !req
264. No, Gordon.
Gordon the goldfish.Copy !req
265. Or was it Gary?Copy !req
266. You know, you guys can go.Copy !req
267. You don't have to wait.Copy !req
268. But isn't viola
staying here tonightCopy !req
269. so you can take her
to the airport tomorrow?Copy !req
270. - Did I say that?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
271. Then I guess she's staying here.Copy !req
272. Excuse me for just a second.Copy !req
273. Glass of water.Copy !req
274. This is speedy.Copy !req
275. Hey. Do me a favor.
Call me back in one minute.Copy !req
276. What?Copy !req
277. - Where's your water?
- Huh? Oh. We're out.Copy !req
278. It's viola!Copy !req
279. Oh, hi, viola!Copy !req
280. - Viola?
- What's that?Copy !req
281. You're stuck at work and won't
be home till after midnight?Copy !req
282. Oh, I see what's going on.Copy !req
283. You're pretending
I'm some fictional personCopy !req
284. saying lines I'm not saying.
I get it.Copy !req
285. Ok.
I'll let them know.Copy !req
286. Heh. Yes. I'll tell them
how disappointed you areCopy !req
287. that you didn't
get to meet them.Copy !req
288. Tsk, tsk.
It's going to snowball.Copy !req
289. It's going to get out
of control, man.Copy !req
290. It already has.Copy !req
291. Ok, viola.
Thanks for calling.Copy !req
292. I mean, I expect this kind
of thing from the duck,Copy !req
293. but not you, Bugs.
That's not your area.Copy !req
294. Know your role.Copy !req
295. Heh. Ok.Copy !req
296. I'm telling you,
this is going to end badly, man.Copy !req
297. I love you, too.Copy !req
298. Oh, can I at least say hi to her?Copy !req
299. Uh... I lost her.
She went into a tunnel.Copy !req
300. I thought you said
she was at work.Copy !req
301. Oh, right. She is.
Yeah. She works in tunnels.Copy !req
302. She's a tunneler.Copy !req
303. Okey doke.
Well, we tried.Copy !req
304. Thanks for everything today.
It was so helpful.Copy !req
305. You know, I think I have
a cousin who's a tunneler.Copy !req
306. Viola and I would have had
so much in common.Copy !req
307. So much to talk about.Copy !req
308. Now, I definitely like
to take risks with my hairstyle,Copy !req
309. but I don't want to be
a victim to trends.Copy !req
310. Obviously, I'm not afraid
to use product.Copy !req
311. It's definitely helpful
with texture and body.Copy !req
312. But I don't want to be
a slave to product.Copy !req
313. There are times
when I want to look polished,Copy !req
314. and then, there are times
when I want to wash and go.Copy !req
315. So what I'd love is for this
haircut to be able to do both.Copy !req
316. That's a great haircut.Copy !req
317. And I'm a licensed cosmetologist,Copy !req
318. so I know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
319. Lights out!Copy !req
320. "Reveille" is at 05:00!Copy !req
321. They even turn the
lights out for you!Copy !req
322. This place is incredible!Copy !req
323. Get your sleep!
You're going to need it!Copy !req
324. That guy yells a lot,Copy !req
325. but I like him.
I think he's nice.Copy !req
326. I just really like
the Marines so far.Copy !req
327. Good night, Corchran.Copy !req
328. Oh, hey, Corchran,Copy !req
329. I set my alarm for 11:30,Copy !req
330. but don't be afraid to wake me
if the guys go whale watchingCopy !req
331. or some other fun
marine thing like that.Copy !req
332. Psst. Corchran.
On second thought,Copy !req
333. forget about getting me up early.Copy !req
334. You could just tell me
about the whale watching.Copy !req
335. Mama needs her beauty sleep.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
336. What the-Copy !req
337. Hello?Copy !req
338. - Where are you guys?
- Huh?Copy !req
339. We're at the airport.Copy !req
340. Viola's flight boards
in less than an hour.Copy !req
341. - How do you know that?
- We called the airport.Copy !req
342. This is the only flight
to Albania today.Copy !req
343. Of course it is.
I mean, we're stuck in traffic,Copy !req
344. so we'll be there soon.Copy !req
345. Man, I wish I was
at that peach festival.Copy !req
346. Get up, get up, get up.Copy !req
347. Look alive, Jackanapes.Copy !req
348. Get a move on!Copy !req
349. - Anders.
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
350. - Bonitez!
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
351. - Corchran!
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
352. Duck!Copy !req
353. Duck! Daffy Duck!Copy !req
354. Uh, I'm sorry.
There must be some mistake.Copy !req
355. I was going to sleep in this morning.Copy !req
356. I thought I made that clear
to Corchran.Copy !req
357. Oh, you guys going to breakfast?Copy !req
358. I'd join you, but
I'm going to tryCopy !req
359. and get a little more shut-eye.
Don't worry about me.Copy !req
360. I'll just grab a granola bar
or something...Copy !req
361. Listen to me, you little maggot.Copy !req
362. From now on, you will speak
only when spoken to!Copy !req
363. You're about to endure
more pain and sufferingCopy !req
364. than you ever thought possible!Copy !req
365. And it only gets worse from there!Copy !req
366. This is not summer camp.
This is not finishing school.Copy !req
367. This is your worst nightmare!Copy !req
368. This is the United States
marine corps!Copy !req
369. Ohh! That Marines.Copy !req
370. And I thought it would be badCopy !req
371. to be dressed as
my favorite peach.Copy !req
372. Oh, look!
That must be viola!Copy !req
373. Bugs obviously got
the looks in the family.Copy !req
374. Viola?Copy !req
375. That's me!Copy !req
376. Ohh! It's like
I have a sister!Copy !req
377. Where's Bugs?Copy !req
378. Oh. Heh.
He dropped me off out front.Copy !req
379. Mmm. Couldn't handle
a long good-bye.Copy !req
380. That is so him.Copy !req
381. You know,
underneath that cool exteriorCopy !req
382. and all that sarcasm,Copy !req
383. he's just a vulnerable little bunnyCopy !req
384. in need of a good cry.Copy !req
385. Yeah.
He wants to cry, all right.Copy !req
386. Now boarding, flight 787 to Albania.Copy !req
387. Well, you guys
should probably get going.Copy !req
388. Oh, wait. I made you these
traditional Albanian dumplingsCopy !req
389. for the flight.Copy !req
390. And I got you this Albanian flag.Copy !req
391. Well, it's a Mexican flag.Copy !req
392. They didn't have
an Albanian flag.Copy !req
393. It's probably in the ballpark, though.Copy !req
394. I can't believe we all just met,Copy !req
395. and now, you're
going to Albania.Copy !req
396. I can't believe
I'm going to Albania, either.Copy !req
397. This is the final boarding
call for flight 787.Copy !req
398. Look at me,
going to Albania.Copy !req
399. Make sure you look out
the window when you take off!Copy !req
400. We'll be waving!Copy !req
401. Of course you will.Copy !req
402. Problem?Copy !req
403. I'm not a spy!Copy !req
404. There's a simple
explanation for this!Copy !req
405. I was dressed as a woman because I
was pretending to be my fake sisterCopy !req
406. so that I didn't have to go to
the peach festival with Porky!Copy !req
407. Oh, boy.Copy !req
408. How you doing?Copy !req
409. Who are you?Copy !req
410. We're the United States Marines.Copy !req
411. You're coming home.Copy !req
412. - Bugs?
- Daffy?Copy !req
413. What are you doing
in an Albanian prison?Copy !req
414. What are you doing in the Marines?Copy !req
415. I needed somewhere to go after
you kicked me out of the house!Copy !req
416. I didn't kick you out of the house.Copy !req
417. Then why did you tell Porky
you were helping Lola move?Copy !req
418. I just told him so I wouldn't
have to go to the peach festival.Copy !req
419. You lied?Copy !req
420. - Who told you to lie?
- You did!Copy !req
421. You're not a liar!
That's my area!Copy !req
422. Know your role!Copy !req
423. You mean it was all a lie?
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
424. I did tell you!Copy !req
425. Oh. Right.
You totally told me.Copy !req
426. Bugs! I can't imagine
what you've been through.Copy !req
427. Being in prison for a year?
How did it happen?Copy !req
428. Well, it's kind of a long story.Copy !req
429. Perfect.
You can tell us in the car.Copy !req
430. The car?
Where are we going?Copy !req
431. This weekend's the peach festival!Copy !req
432. You're kidding.Copy !req
433. I can't believe
you got out when you did.Copy !req
434. A few more days, and you would
have missed the peach festivalCopy !req
435. two years in a row!Copy !req
436. You're so lucky.Copy !req
437. So lucky.Copy !req
438. Well, at least I'll never
run out of pickled peaches.Copy !req
439. What are you doing here?Copy !req
440. I'm not cut out
for the Marines. Too hard.Copy !req
441. - And they just let you out?
- No.Copy !req
442. Then how'd you get out?Copy !req
443. Flat feet.Copy !req
444. Ooh, pickled peaches!Copy !req
445. That's all, maggot!Copy !req