The Looney Tunes Show 1x8

Directed by Spike Brandt • Tony Cervone • Keith Baxter

John Kassir as Pete Puma (voice)

When the Tasmanian Devil escapes from the local zoo and shows up on Bugs and Daffy's doorstep, Daffy is terrified. Bugs, however, thinks he's just a lost dog and adopts him.

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1. Captioning made possible by warner bros. Animation

2. Inside this cage

3. Is the most ferocious animal on the planet.

4. If it gets out, don't bother calling for help.

5. You won't have time.

6. So if you value your life,

7. You'll keep the cage locked.

8. Never remove this lock.

9. Any questions?

10. Nope!

11. Hey, mister,

12. You forgot your lock!

13. sleep well?

14. Why?

15. Are you implying that I wet the bed?

16. Uh, you get the paper, I'm gonna get coffee.

17. Are you implying that I don't know how to make coffee?

18. You don't know how to make coffee.

19. Hmphh.

20. Another boring day in the suburbs.

21. Didn't you get the paper? Do you know how

22. To do anything around here?

23. Don't open that! There's a wild animal out there!

24. It's a dog!

25. That is no dog!

26. It's a dog.

27. aw.

28. Are you lost, poochie?

29. Maybe he belongs to one of our neighbors.

30. He's a wild animal. He can't possibly belong to one of our neighbors.

31. Well, then maybe we should keep him.

32. But what if he belongs to one of our neighbors?

33. Ooh, hello.

34. We're sorry to bother you, but did you lose a pet?

35. Lose a bet? Oh, I don't gamble.

36. I mean, I'll buy a lottery ticket now and then.

37. No, no, not a bet. A pet.

38. We found this dog.

39. Oh, you found my clog.

40. Oh, thank goodness.

41. I've been looking everywhere for it.

42. Oh, brother. Forget the clog.

43. What she really needs is a hearing aid.

44. Cheering maid? What's a cheering maid?

45. You know, a cheering maid.

46. It's basically a cheerleader who cleans your house,

47. They'll do the splits to wax the floors,

48. They use their pleated skirts to clean the blinds.

49. Not only do they do windows, they do w-I-n—

50. I thought I saw a tasmanian devil!

51. Nice try, bird.

52. I did!

53. I did see a tasmanian devil!

54. Yeoww!

55. Ooh, whoa!

56. Whoa! Come on, lady!

57. Cheering maids!

58. They have names like cindy, margie, britney, molly and britney.

59. With their toothy little smile and feather duster.

60. What don't you understand?

61. They're real energetic, their pom poms are a set of sponges,

62. Wait! Why are we still talking about cheering maids?

63. Is this your dog or not?

64. Do I do the fox trot?

65. Oh, why, yes, of course!

66. Oh, yes!

67. You know what?

68. Let's just keep the mangy beast,

69. Because I can't take another second of this.

70. You hear that, boy?

71. You got a new home.

72. Aah! Not my recliner!

73. Aww. He must be hungry.

74. You stay here and keep an eye on poochie

75. While I go get him some dog food.

76. Say, now that I think about it,

77. He's going to need a dog bowl, too.

78. And a dog collar, and a dog leash,

79. And a dog bed.

80. Oh, maybe a little dog sweater.

81. All right, you filthy beast. Drop it!

82. mother!

83. Easy, boy. Easy.

84. Sorry if the filthy beast remark came off as a little harsh.

85. I meant it as a compliment.

86. You know, like, "look at that filthy beast!

87. I like to party with that guy!"

88. Oh, come on. You don't want to hurt me.

89. I'm a sweet guy.

90. Not sweet as in delicious.

91. Just sweet as in my personality.

92. everyone who knows me says I'm extremely tender.

93. Ah, I mean, you know, tender and nice.

94. Not like my meat is tender.

95. Although duck meat is one of your more tender meats.

96. Oh, no! I've said too much!

97. Yeoww!

98. Ahhh!

99. Animal control, there's a monster in my house

100. That's trying to kill me!

101. What are you doing out here?

102. You're supposed to be watching poochie.

103. Poochie is a psychotic monster!

104. He hunted me like I was his prey!

105. If you don't want to watch the dog, just say so.

106. You can't go in there. It's a death sentence.

107. We gotta sell the house, start out new!

108. This neighborhood's a bummer anyway!

109. Wait!

110. Since this is the last time I'm ever going to see you alive,

111. There's a few things I need to tell you.

112. Remember that time someone ate all your Halloween candy

113. And I said it must have been aliens?

114. It was me.

115. And remember that time someone ordered all those pay per view movies

116. And I said it was aliens?

117. That was me, too.

118. And remember that time you were abducted by aliens and I insisted it was me?

119. I lied. It was aliens.

120. Poochie, I'm home—

121. A gruesome tragedy's going to make it

122. A lot harder to sell this house.

123. Ah! My glamour shot!

124. Ah! My tennis trophy!

125. Ah! My glamour shot of my tennis trophy!

126. No! Hey!

127. What's going on out here? We're trying to celebrate

128. My niece's quinceañera.

129. It's a special day and you're ruining it.

130. Now, please, señor bunny, keep it down.

131. What is that thing?

132. He's my dog.

133. Woof. If you say so.

134. But that's one ugly dog.

135. How did you do that?

136. I simply asserted my place as the alpha dog.

137. Sit. See? He's calm,

138. Because now he knows I am not afraid of him.

139. Down. Roll over.

140. You see?

141. You need to be the alpha dog to him.

142. Alpha dog, huh?

143. One disclaimer— this stuff works on dogs.

144. And...

145. I'm still not convinced that that's a dog.

146. What is wrong with everyone?

147. He's obviously a dog.

148. Tchh.

149. Good boy.

150. Oh, a dog salon.

151. You've been such a good boy today.

152. You deserve a little pampering.

153. Have you seen this animal? He's very dangerous.

154. If you see him, call the zoo immediately.

155. How may I help you?

156. We'll take the puppy pamper package, please.

157. We're very busy.

158. The worstminster dog show is tonight. As you can see,

159. Every dog who's any dog is here getting ready.

160. In that case, maybe I should enter my dog.

161. Well, if you're competing, I can certainly squeeze you in—

162. Oh, my! What is that?

163. That's my dog.

164. Sir, I hate to be the bearer of obvious news,

165. But that is not a dog. Hmm?

166. What did you just say?

167. I said that thing is not a dog.

168. Hmm?

169. For your information, that is a dog.

170. He may not be the prettiest dog.

171. He may not be the most refined dog.

172. But my dog has something

173. That no other dog in here has.

174. And that is class.

175. And I'll prove it to you. Because my dog's going to win

176. The worstminster dog show.

177. And by the way, your salon is a dump.

178. Come on, poochie. You want to win a trophy?

179. Oh, what a cute doggie.

180. Let me get a good look at you.

181. I've never seen such a cute dog.

182. What a good boy.

183. Well, I can't think of anything else

184. To tell you.

185. Have a good day!

186. Oh, the excitement is palpable here

187. At the worstminster dog show.

188. Pray tell, who do you think is going to win?

189. I think that one. Oh, no, maybe that one.

190. Oh, no, wait, I didn't see that one.

191. Oh, you do know there can only be one winner, right?

192. Well, I guess that's why the excitement is so palpable!

193. oh, dear.

194. I'm here for my mani-pedi.

195. Sir, I've told you before— this is a salon for dogs.

196. Fine! I wouldn't be caught dead in here anyway.

197. Your salon is a dump.

198. It's not our fault!

199. Some rabbit came in here with a wild beast

200. Claiming he was going to enter him in the worstminster dog show.

201. Bugs.

202. And people say I'm the crazy one.

203. What a joke.

204. I have a better chance at winning a dog show

205. Then that thing.

206. Tasmanian devil? Danger?

207. Savage killer?

208. I've got to warn bugs!

209. guitar lessons?

210. Ahh!

211. In your mcdonald's happy meal.

212. I gotta warn bugs!

213. I'm coming to save you, bugs!

214. Ooh, hoo-hoo, oooh, oooh!

215. Hey, souvenirs!

216. Announcer on p.A.: Up next,

217. Bugs bunny and his dog poochie.

218. I'm coming to save you, bugs!

219. Bugs!

220. Bugs, look!

221. You want me to take guitar lessons?

222. Not that! This.

223. Poochie's not a dog!

224. He's a tasmanian devil!

225. What's a tasmanian devil?

226. A wild beast whose insatiable hunger

227. For violence and destruction,

228. Combined with his sharp teeth and claws

229. Make him the perfect killing machine!

230. Killing machine!

231. Killing machine!

232. Bugs bunny: Poochie!

233. Poochie!

234. Aaah! Over there!

235. Run for your life! Panic!

236. Every man for himself!

237. Women and children last!

238. Aha! He's under here!

239. What are you doing?

240. Saving your life.

241. My life isn't in danger, but now his is.

242. But he's a wild animal. He's a monster!

243. Have you ever heard the expression

244. "don't judge a book by it's cover"? No.

245. What about, "it's what's inside that counts." uh-uh.

246. "looks can be deceiving". Doesn't ring a bell.

247. What's wrong with you? Oh! That one I've heard.

248. The point is,

249. He may be a tasmanian devil,

250. But he's also the best dog I've ever had.

251. Seal all the exits!

252. I've gotta get him out of here, but how?

253. Put this on.

254. Thanks, doc.

255. Don't mention it. I mean, I will.

256. Whenever it benefits me.

257. I'm a tasmanian devil!

258. There he is, get him!

259. Aahhh!

260. Police officer: Freeze!

261. There's a dangerous animal in there.

262. You make sure you get him home safe.

263. That's exactly what I plan on doing.

264. Well, poochie,

265. I guess this is it.

266. I wish I could keep you,

267. But this is where you belong.

268. So long, buddy.

269. Shh! Go.

270. Oooh.

271. Hmm.

272. Oh! Do you have a dog?

273. I used to.

274. Poochie?

275. Hang on, boy. We're going home.

276. Uh-oh!

277. Announcer on tv: The call on the field

278. Is illegal use of the hands and—

279. Ah-ah-ahem! Beat it!

280. Put the ball on the 44 yard line.

281. Do not make me use this!

282. Tshawww!

283. Tchooyyy!

284. Tchewww!

285. I prefer the couch, anyway.

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