1. Am I good? Is it clear?
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2. I can't tell.
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3. I'm clear.
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4. not clear.
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5. - Oh! What's that idiot doing
in my blind spot?
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6. Everyone's in your blind spot.
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7. This car is
nothing but blind spots.
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8. - It's not a car.
It's a parade float.
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9. Now am I clear?
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10. - I don't know.
All I see is a giant foot.
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11. - It's not a giant foot.
It's a giant flipper.
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12. That's it.
I'm going for it.
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13. - Great. Now we have
to go to the car wash.
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14. - Oh, no.
I'm getting out here.
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15. What are you, crazy?
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16. You're on the side
of a freeway! It's dangerous!
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17. - Not as dangerous as
riding in that thing.
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18. Suit yourself.
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19. Am I clear?
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20. I'm going for it!
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21. Look!
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22. There goes our car.
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23. Is that a parade float?
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24. It's not a parade float.
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25. It's my parade float.
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26. - Is it made
out of paper mâché?
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27. Papier-mâché, yes.
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28. - What will happen
when it gets wet?
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29. It's going to get wet?
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30. Turn off the water!
Turn off the water!
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31. Turn off the water!
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32. Turn off the water!
Turn off the water!
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33. Aah! Eek! Ooh!
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34. My eye! My eye!
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35. Oh, my eye!
- Daffy? Don't move!
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36. I'm getting the first aid kit!
- Oh, no!
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37. Let me see your eye!
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38. It's all that's left—
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39. My beautiful parade float
is gone!
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40. We—we never even got to be
in a parade!
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41. You going to be ok?
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42. He'll be ok.
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43. Probably just needs
a little time.
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44. Maybe that's enough time.
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45. Daffy?
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46. Bugs! I knew it!
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47. I knew
you'd come through for me.
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48. I knew if I stayed
in here long enough
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49. And sobbed loud enough,
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50. You'd make me
another parade float.
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51. It wasn't easy. There were
days when I wanted to give up,
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52. When I wanted to come out of
my room, maybe take a shower.
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53. But I persevered.
I stayed in my room,
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54. And I sobbed even louder,
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55. Because I knew that you needed
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56. And I was right.
Thank you, brother.
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57. So, where is it? Where's my
new, beautiful parade float?
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58. - I didn't make you
a parade float.
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59. - I'm fine.
I'm disappointed, but I'm fine.
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60. - Why can't you just drive
a normal car?
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61. - Normal cars are
for normal people.
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62. I'm not normal!
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63. I'll give you that.
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64. You're my best friend.
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65. You know me better than anyone.
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66. You see
what a horrible person I am.
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67. That's why I have
to drive a parade float—
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68. To distract the rest of
the world from seeing it!
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69. - You're going to need something
better than a parade float.
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70. Better than a parade float?
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71. Better than a parade float...
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72. I'll take it.
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73. Not since my parade float
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74. Have I felt that a vehicle
so expressed my essence.
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75. How much?
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76. 375,000.
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77. - Dollars?
- Yes.
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78. American dollars?
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79. - I'm not giving you $375,000
for a yacht.
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80. But you're my best friend.
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81. That's what best friends do.
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82. No, they don't.
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83. - Fair enough.
Will you give me $375,000,
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84. Which I will donate
to the charity of my choice?
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85. - Daffy, no one's going
to give you $375,000.
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86. - of course
I'll give you $375,000.
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87. - I knew I could count on you,
Porky.
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88. - You poor thing. I didn't
even know you were sick.
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89. But when's the operation?
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90. - Tonight,
so let's wrap this up.
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91. - Can I ask why you didn't go
to Bugs for the money?
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92. - Because
you're my best friend.
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93. I know that
I can ask you for anything,
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94. Just as you know that
you can ask me for anything.
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95. - Could you turn on
that lamp for me?
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96. I can't see the combination.
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97. Do it yourself.
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98. Here you go.
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99. This is only $350,000.
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100. But it's all I have.
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101. - Porky, you are making this
very hard for me.
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102. Do you think I like having to
come to my best friend for money?
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103. Can you imagine
what this is like for me,
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104. How awkward this is?
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105. What's that
in the back of the safe?
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106. A gold watch?
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107. - But that was
my great-grandfather's.
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108. - "randall pig"?
It's engraved?
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109. That's going to kill
its resale value.
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110. I'm going to need
more than this.
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111. Give me your debit card.
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112. - But that's the money
I live on.
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113. - Porky, I can't sit here
and argue with you.
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114. The surgery's, like,
in 10 minutes.
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115. - You're right.
Take the debit card.
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116. "take the debit card" what?
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117. - Take the debit card,
please?
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118. - Fine. As a favor to you,
I'll take the debit card.
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119. What is this, wool? All right.
I guess I'll take the coat, too.
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120. Maybe I can get
a couple of bits for this.
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121. feel better!
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122. Wait a second.
Now, how am I going to live?
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123. Whoo-hoo!
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124. I'm free!
I've never felt so alive!
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125. The high seas,
the wind in my hair,
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126. The salt on my skin!
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127. I am a sailor!
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128. I am sailing!
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129. What an unbelievable rush!
Whoo-hoo!
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130. Porky?
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131. What are you doing?
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132. Eating garbage.
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133. - Is that something
you've always done,
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134. Or is that a new thing?
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135. - Are you going
to finish that?
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136. - I tried calling you, but
your phone's been disconnected.
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137. Why is it so dark in here,
and cold?
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138. - I couldn't pay my bills.
- Why not?
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139. I gave all my money to Daffy.
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140. - Why would you give
all your money to Daffy?
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141. - For his kidney transplant.
Do you know how he's doing?
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142. Let's go find out.
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143. Ahh.
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144. I should have bought a yacht
with Porky's money years ago.
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145. Nice boat.
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146. - She's a real beauty,
isn't she?
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147. The Queen of the Ocean.
That's why I named her that.
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148. A fitting name for the successor
to my parade float.
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149. Which,y the way, which was
also named "Queen of the Ocean."
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150. - How's the kidney?
- Kidney?
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151. Oh, I just told Porky that so he'd
give me the money for the yacht.
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152. Mmm. Good shrimp.
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153. - Dance break!
- Splendid! After you!
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154. - Oh, no, I insist,
you're a much better dancer.
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155. - Oh, you flatter me.
- Not at all.
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156. - Ok, dance break's over.
- Never mind.
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157. Yeow!
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158. Ooh...
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159. wait!
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160. That's a Tiffany lamp.
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161. - that you bought
with my money!
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162. Aah!
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163. How could you lie to me?
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164. - I'm sorry. I thought if I
told you what the money was for,
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165. You wouldn't give it to me.
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166. I wouldn't have!
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167. You just proved my point.
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168. How am I the bad guy here?
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169. Ok. I've had enough.
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170. Well, maybe just one more.
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171. All right. Break it up.
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172. - Here's what
we're going to do.
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173. Daffy, you're going
to sell this thing
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174. And give Porky
his money back.
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175. - Are you crazy?
I already lost my parade float!
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176. I'm not about
to lose my yacht.
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177. - Well, you're about
to lose a friend.
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178. - Yeah, but those are easy
to get when you have a yacht.
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179. Uh, guys?
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180. Where's the dock?
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181. But that's impossible.
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182. I tied a shank knot
to this cleat,
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183. Tied a sheepshead knot here,
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184. A double rolling hitch here,
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185. A simple,
yet elegant bow here.
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186. And a square knot here.
- Uh-huh.
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187. And what kind of knot
did you tie to the dock?
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188. what are we going to do?
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189. We're stranded
in the middle of the ocean!
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190. I always knew
I'd die this way!
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191. - All right.
Let's not panic.
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192. We'll just put up the sail
and sail back.
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193. Where's the sail?
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194. I didn't get one.
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195. What?
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196. I didn't have enough money.
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197. I was forced to choose
between a sail
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198. And this jacuzzi.
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199. So if anyone's to blame,
it's Porky.
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200. - I gave you everything I had.
I'm completely broke!
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201. - The fact that you're not more
financially successful is not my fault.
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202. - What? Is it me?
It's him, right?
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203. - We'll just radio
the coast guard for help.
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204. - Nope. No radio.
- What?
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205. There wasn't enough money,
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206. Not after I got
the second jacuzzi.
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207. I have an idea.
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208. Let's all take a long, hot soak
in the jacuzzi.
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209. It will relax us,
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210. To think of a way
out of our predicament.
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211. I'll take the master jacuzzi.
You two take that one.
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212. Ha. Ah! Ooh!
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213. Ahh. Ahh.
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214. I think I have our answer.
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215. Porky should swim back
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216. Off you go, Porky.
- Hey, what are you doing?
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217. Stop! What do you think
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218. No one's swimming anywhere.
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219. We're sailing back.
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220. Where'd you get a sail?
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221. It's your bedsheets.
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222. - What? Those are 1,500
thread count egyptian cotton!
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223. Do you know
how much these sheets cost?
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224. More than lifejackets!
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225. That's why there are
no lifejackets on board!
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226. Well, that, and they make you
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227. Aah!
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228. - He's unconscious!
What should we do?
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229. - Psst. Porky.
Untie me.
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230. - I can't.
I'm under direct orders not to.
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231. - You know, Porky, being out
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232. Has really made me
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233. I see now that it's not money
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234. It's friends—
best friends.
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235. And you, Porky Pig,
you are my best friend.
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236. Do you really mean it?
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237. Have you ever known me to lie?
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238. - Yes. You lied about
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239. That's in the past.
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240. Now, please, untie me
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241. So I can give my best friend
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242. You won't regret this.
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243. now, go swim and get help.
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244. Aah!
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245. Porky!
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246. - Well,
I guess it's just me now,
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247. All alone on a yacht,
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248. Stranded in
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249. With no lifejackets
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250. Bugs! Porky!
Wait for me!
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251. hmm.
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252. These are coming with me.
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253. Mmm. It's like being caressed
by an angel.
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254. I regret nothing!
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255. Except not buying
those life jackets!
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256. It was a dream.
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257. It was all a dream.
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258. That explains why
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259. And did
all those horrible things.
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260. Ehh... Not a dream.
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261. You are a horrible person,
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262. And you did do
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263. Then what happened?
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264. - We were picked up
by a passing ship.
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265. You nearly drowned
in your stupid bedsheets.
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266. - What about "The Queen of
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267. - Yeah.
It was towed back to shore.
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268. oh, thank goodness!
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269. It is things that matter!
This proves it!
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270. - We sold it
and got Porky's money back.
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271. Ohh!
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272. - I have good news
and bad news.
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273. The good news is there's no
complications from the near drowning.
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274. The bad news is
we ran some tests,
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275. And it looks like
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276. A kidney transplant.
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277. - Huh. Ironic. How much
does one of those cost?
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278. I don't know.
About $375,000.
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279. But I'm sure
you have insurance.
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280. Well, I may not have
insurance,
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281. But at least
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282. Right, Bugs and/or Porky?
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283. - I see you've decided
to rebuild your parade float.
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284. - Well, I couldn't ask
my best friend to do it,
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285. Not after you paid
for my kidney transplant.
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286. Don't mention it.
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287. Shame they couldn't also
throw in a brain transplant.
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288. I won't forget this!
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289. It was a tremendous act
of generosity,
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290. And I shall forever be
in your debt.
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291. - uh, Daffy,
can I take a break?
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292. I'm still not feeling 100%
since the surgery.
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293. Oh, here we go.
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294. How many times are you going
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295. That you gave me
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296. You still have
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297. - I got to get
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