1. - And this looks like
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4. I was watching the game.
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6. - I knew it!
You're a cop!
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7. - I'm an off duty cop.
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8. - Oh, brother.
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9. - Ahh!
Hot coffee!
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10. - You know what's great
with hot coffee?
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11. - Coffee cake?
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12. - No.
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13. Coffee kick.
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17. I've got to get a stunt man.
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18. - The field goal is up,
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19. - Yes!
We're going to the playoffs!
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20. - What is this?
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21. - Goal post.
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22. Well, I get to kick
a field goal at halftime
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I get a million dollars.
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25. - Forget the million dollars.
You get to go to the game?
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26. - I don't care about football!
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31. - Well, then you better
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32. 'cause I'm about to bust some glass.
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33. - You want me to go ahead
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34. - I have some exciting news.
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35. - You finally got a girlfriend.
- Ah, no, I—
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36. - OK, hot plates,
hot plates coming in.
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a personal pan pizza,
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39. - Hey, Speedy, Porky's
finally got a girlfriend.
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40. - Ooh!
Good for you, Pinky.
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47. - Ugh. I don't have a girlfriend.
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49. But maybe you should think
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50. You got so much...
Face.
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51. - That was your exciting news,
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53. - No!
I got us playoff tickets.
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54. - What?
How did you get tickets?
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55. They've been sold out for weeks!
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56. - My uncle work
in the league office.
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57. - Porky, I can't believe
we're going to the playoffs!
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58. - I'm picking up
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59. - You know,
I've never said this before,
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62. Is that how it's pronounced?
Well then, thanggg you.
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63. There's no two people I'd rather go with.
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64. My friendship with Porky is over!
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65. What?
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66. He ate my french fries!
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67. What french fries?
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68. The ones that came with my sandwich!
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70. They were not for the table.
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72. You want fries, order fries.
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75. Porky is a piece of garbage.
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80. That's right, walk home through this unsavory neighborhood
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84. None of whom, by the by,
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86. Now good day, sir!
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87. Bugs?
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88. Hey. I fixed your window.
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89. That'll be $170.
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90. Bill me. I'm about to be a millionaire.
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91. Hyah!
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92. Uh-oh.
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93. Down, boy! Down!
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94. Whoa! Nice doggies!
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95. Ow! Ow! Ooh ho!
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96. Cowboy down!
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97. Don't you know when someone's being dramatic?
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98. It's Porky.
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99. - Hide your french fries.
- Hey, pork.
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101. Our seats are even better than we thought.
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102. Oh, that's great.
Daffy, Porky got the tickets.
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104. That he can keep his garbage tickets.
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105. - What did he say?
- He didn't say anything.
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106. It was nothing.
- It was not nothing!
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108. What's wrong with Daffy?
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112. Because you ate some of his fries.
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113. I thought they were for the table!
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114. He thought they were for the table.
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115. They were not for the table!
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116. Relax! He just got us playoff tickets.
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117. - Let me talk to him.
- He wants to talk to you.
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118. - I'm not talking to him.
I'm not talking to you!
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119. You ate my fries!
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120. I thought they were for the table!
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121. Did you pay for those fries?
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122. Because if you didn't, then you don't get any fries!
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123. Uh, I did pay for the fries.
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126. Then you get to eat everyone's food.
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128. You never pay for anyone's meal.
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129. That's because I have class.
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130. But none of this matters because I am not talking to you!
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131. How do you hang this up?
Tell him good-bye.
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132. No, I'm not talking to him.
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134. Porky, don't listen to Daffy.
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135. All that matters is you got the tickets and we're all going to the game.
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137. His fries?
You're on Daffy's side?
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138. No, I'm not on anybody's side.
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139. You know what, forget about the tickets.
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140. No one's going to the game!
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141. Aw, not again!
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142. Ahh!
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144. What does it look like I'm doing?
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145. I'm putting the garbage in the garbage can.
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148. But by then it was too late.
I was on a roll.
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155. No, because I want to go to the game.
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157. Because I'm not apologizing.
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160. I'm taking his side.
I'm not taking your side.
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161. There are no sides.
It's french fries!
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Thank Daffy.
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177. I'm so sorry. You were right, I was wrong.
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178. The french fries were for the table."
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179. - "Dear Daffy,
I'm so sorry.
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180. "You were right.
I was wrong.
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181. They were your french fries."
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In friendship, Daffy Duck."
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185. - "In friendship, Porky Pig."
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188. Of course we can.
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Playoffs!
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198. Took a big man, there's no need
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199. Because we're only 16, 17, 18
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205. And all the straw, it's just
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207. Whatever it is, it's over,
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- For eating my fries!
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230. Well, no one's going to the game!
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231. No!
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232. I wouldn't want to go to a game
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236. French fries.
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237. You know which one I'm talking about?
Presidents' Day!
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Oh, no. No, not that one.
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242. No, no, sorry, not him.
Oh, there he is!
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252. Sam?
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You're going to need it!
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259. And you know, nothing's luckier than a rabbit's foot.
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260. Ooh!
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277. Oh, hey, Pinky.
Table for one?
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290. You know, you're missing an incredible game.
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293. Heh! These dudes are my secret weapon.
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294. A pointed toe makes the ball fly through.
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Bring your feet.
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- Well, I'm not talking to you.
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You just talked to me.
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316. - Real mature, Daffy.
- Daffy!
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- Stop copying me!
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318. - Daffy, stop it!
- Daffy, stop it!
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- I'm serious!
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321. Now let's go back down on the field,
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Lucky, lucky feet.
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330. Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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You gonna eat that?
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343. Mommy!
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