1. Should I buy a new TV?
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2. Or should I buy one of
those massage chairs?
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3. Ah! Tough life.
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4. - What are you wearing?
- Mall pants.
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5. What kind of pants?
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6. Mall pants.
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7. Pants you wear at the mall—
as a sign of respect.
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8. So why aren't you wearing
a shirt?
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9. Too much respect.
It's the mall, not church.
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10. Also, I can't afford a shirt.
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11. I suppose I could buy the TV
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12. and just go somewhere
for a massage.
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13. Whoa. Uh-oh.
My mall pants!
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14. You know what?
I'm just going to buy both.
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15. No mall underwear, huh?
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16. Keep the change.
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17. Ehh, what's up, doc?
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18. Oh, uh, just granting
people's wishes.
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19. Daffy, you can't steal coins
from the fountain.
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20. Well, then, where do you suggest
I steal them from?
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21. I suggest if you need money,
you get a job.
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22. They're hiring
at the ice cream shop.
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23. Give me a job application.
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24. Name? Address? Gender?
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25. What is this, Soviet Russia?
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26. Yeah, I don't want
to work here anyway,
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27. not in that stupid uniform.
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28. I'll take a banana split.
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29. Unh. One scoop vanilla,
one scoop chocolate, one scoop strawberry.
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30. Unh. Put the strawberry
in the middle.
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31. And now, hot fudge. Unh!
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32. Only on the vanilla
and chocolate,
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33. put regular fudge
on the strawberry.
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34. Now, some whipped cream.
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35. Hey, hey, hey!
Easy. Little more.
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36. Little more.
Little more only on the vanilla.
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37. Kind of fill in
that space right there. Stop.
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38. Now, some nuts.
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39. Unh. No nut dust.
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40. Yes green sprinkles
on the strawberry.
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41. But both no red sprinkles,
except on the vanilla,
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42. which should receive
exclusively red sprinkles.
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43. That'll be $5.85.
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44. I've only got 16 cents.
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45. Get the rest from your tip jar.
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46. Where do you get
all your money?
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47. I invented the carrot peeler.
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48. You invented the carrot peeler?
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49. Daffy, I've told you
a million times.
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50. Where do you get
all your money?
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51. I invented the carrot peeler!
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52. Where do you get
all your money?
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53. I invented the carrot peeler.
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54. Where do you get
all your money?
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55. I invented the carrot peeler.
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56. So let me get this straight.
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57. You invented the carrot peeler,
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58. and now,
you have enough money to buy
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59. whatever you want
whenever you want?
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60. Inventing something is the perfect
get-rich-quick scheme.
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61. It's not a scheme.
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62. Invention is 1% inspiration
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63. and 99% perspiration.
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64. Well, I'm not big on sweating,
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65. so I'm just going to cut
to the chase on this one.
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66. How's it coming in there?
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67. I did it.
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68. I invented something
so spectacular
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69. that every man, woman,
and child will wonder
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70. how they ever survived
without it.
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71. You know when you want bread,
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72. but you don't want
the whole loaf?
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73. I call it...
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74. Daffy Duck's
equally sized bread pieces.
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75. The rest of the world
calls it sliced bread.
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76. Ok.
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77. You know after you've gone
to the bathroom,
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78. you sometimes wish
you had something to help you—
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79. you know, clean up,
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80. like a flushable paper product
of some sort?
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81. Daffy, are you telling me
that you don't use toilet paper?
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82. Mine was going to be called
butt paper!
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83. Once again, it pays to have invented
the carrot peeler.
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84. Ahem.
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85. Oh, sorry.
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86. They say
history repeats itself.
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87. Well, wouldn't it be amazing
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88. if you could visit the past
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89. and see what really happened
for yourself?
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90. Of course, to do this,
there would need to be a device,
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91. a portal in which your molecular structure
was broken down
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92. and then reassembled
in the exact same manner.
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93. You invented a time machine?
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94. No. But if there was
such a thing,
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95. and you used it a lot,
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96. you'd probably need...
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97. A big box with a handle on it
to carry your stuff.
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98. A suitcase.
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99. Everything's been invented.
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100. Inventing something is impossible.
How did you do it?
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101. Well, first, you have to be
passionate about something.
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102. Next.
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103. I happen to be passionate
about carrots.
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104. I put all my ideas
into this notebook,
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105. and one of them turned into
a little thing called the carrot peeler.
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106. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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107. I have a check to deposit.
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108. Let's see what else
he's got in here.
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109. An automatic
carrot peeler?
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110. That's the most brilliant idea
Bugs ever had.
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111. I mean, that's the most brilliant idea
I ever had.
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112. What's so funny?
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113. You know, I invented that.
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114. Ooh. I better get home.
They're delivering my massage chair.
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115. Hey! Get your automatic
carrot peeler.
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116. Excuse me, darling.
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117. May I interest you
in an automatic carrot peeler?
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118. I already have a carrot peeler.
It works great.
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119. Aha, but with my machine,
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120. you could peel carrots
at super speed,
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121. leaving more time for you
and your beautiful daughter.
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122. - He's a boy.
- Yes, of course,
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123. a strapping, masculine boy.
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124. You know, my machine peels
hundreds of carrots in mere seconds.
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125. Who wants hundreds of carrots?
I'm not a rabbit.
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126. Your son looks like a girl!
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127. Is that what I think it is?
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128. Did you steal my plans
for the automatic carrot peeler?
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129. Let me explain.
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130. I was young.
I needed the money.
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131. It's the worst recession since
the great depression.
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132. Besides, you weren't using it.
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133. That's because
it's a dumb invention.
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134. No one but me eats enough carrots
to justify the cost of this thing.
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135. You should have gone
with butt paper.
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136. He's right.
No one eats carrots.
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137. Everyone is eating carrots.
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138. A new study came out today touting
their extraordinary health benefits.
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139. Oh, the automatic carrot peeler is
flying off the shelves.
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140. I'm not even going to carry
the old peeler anymore.
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141. You heard it here, folks.
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142. Time to toss
that old carrot peeler
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143. and get the automatic
carrot peeler.
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144. That doesn't sound like it's going to
be good for my checking account.
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145. Um, do you have
any carrot peelers?
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146. As a matter of fact, I do.
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147. Ohh, no one uses those anymore.
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148. I meant
an automatic carrot peeler.
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149. How much for the massage chair?
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150. $100.
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151. - Is it broken?
- No.
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152. - Is it stolen?
- I just bought it.
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153. - Why are you selling it?
- Because I'm broke.
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154. Oh, that's mighty sad.
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155. I'll give you $1.00.
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156. Aren't you going to
take it with you?
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157. Nah. Leave it in your yard.
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158. I likes my massages
in the great outdoors.
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159. Oh!
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160. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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161. Hoo! Hoo! I'm rich!
I'm rich! I'm rich!
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162. - Daffy!
- I'm—
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163. oh. Uh, hey.
What's up?
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164. Can I talk to you for a second?
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165. Of course.
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166. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ooh! Ha ha!
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167. Daffy,
I have to sell the house.
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168. Is this because no one's buying
your carrot peeler
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169. because everyone's buying
my carrot peeler?
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170. A carrot peeler that I stole
out of your invention notebook?
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171. Because if it is, I feel like
some of this could be my fault.
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172. It is your fault.
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173. - Then let me make it up to you.
- How?
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174. - I'll buy your house.
- What?
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175. You were there for me
when I had nothing.
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176. You took me in and put a roof
over my head.
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177. I'm going to do
the same thing for you.
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178. That's what friends are for.
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179. Nothing will change.
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180. Things will remain
quid pro quo.
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181. You mean status quo.
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182. Ahem. As long as you live
under my roof,
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183. you don't tell me what I mean.
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184. I thought you said
nothing would change.
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185. Under my roof,
you'll watch your tone.
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186. I didn't have a tone.
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187. Unh! My roof.
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188. Excellent work, giuseppe.
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189. How's work
at the ice cream shop?
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190. It was fine
until some jerk came in
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191. and ordered the world's
most complicated banana split.
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192. Hey, I like what I like.
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193. Huh. Oops. Back on the ladder,
giuseppe. You missed a spot.
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194. Ah-ah-ah. Not on the chair.
It's calfskin.
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195. Uh-uh. That's ivory.
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196. Well, where am I supposed
to put it?
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197. Why don't you put it back on
and make us dinner,
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198. and try not ruining it,
like you did breakfast?
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199. I'm sorry you had to see that,
giuseppe,
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200. and you wouldn't have
if you'd have been working.
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201. A check!
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202. For Daffy.
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203. Son, you can't live like this.
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204. What do you mean?
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205. Guy like you wasn't meant to
wear an apron and take orders.
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206. Well, it doesn't look like
I have many options.
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207. Do I look like
I got a lot of options?
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208. I'm not smart,
I'm not good-looking,
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209. and I'm about 19 inches tall.
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210. But no one tells me what to do.
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211. I am the king of my castle.
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212. Castle's
a figure of speech, son.
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213. But if it's yours
and yours alone,
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214. it don't matter
if it's the taj mahal
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215. or a hole in the ground.
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216. A hole in the ground, huh?
What are you doing?
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217. Massage oil
for the massage chair.
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218. My old hole in the ground.
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219. How did I used to get
into this thing?
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220. Didn't I have a ladder
or something?
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221. Maybe it's not a long drop.
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222. Oof!
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223. ? Been thinkin' for a while?
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224. ? and there's something
I got to tell you?
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225. Ehh, I'm kind of busy.
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226. ? Been thinkin' that
our love for each other
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227. ? has grown so very strong?
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228. - Love? Wait—
- ? It's plain to see?
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229. ? we're building
our words together?
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230. Uh, back up for a minute.
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231. ? I'm lookin' in
your eyes right now?
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232. ? and I can tell
you feel the same?
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233. You're choking me!
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234. ? We are in love?
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235. ? I am so in love today?
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236. ? we are in love?
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237. ? I think I'm gonna run away?
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238. ? we are in love?
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239. ? did you tap
my phone lines?
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240. ? we are in love?
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241. ? yes, I tapped
your phone lines?
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242. ? I won't lie,
you're a very pretty lady?
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243. Thank you!
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244. ? But you're crazy,
crazy, crazy?
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245. ? you make me want to move to Bolivia?
I'll go with you!
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246. ? You know, I'm thinking I should get
a restraining order?
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247. Those are so hard to enforce.
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248. ? 'Cause your car was parked
outside my house?
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249. ? every night this week?
Your neighbors are sweet.
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250. ? You're the reason that I have to keep
my shades drawn?
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251. I'll watch you
through the chimney.
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252. ? I've installed
an alarm system?
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253. ? with motion beam detectors?
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254. I have the code.
? We are in love?
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255. ? give me just 5 minutes?
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256. ? we are in love?
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257. ? I think that was 5 minutes?
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258. ? we are in love?
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259. ? did you just
move in with me?
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260. ? we are in love?
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261. ? yes, I just
moved in with you?
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262. ? we are in love?
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263. ? no, we're not?
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264. That was our first love song!
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265. Ugh.
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266. My old rabbit hole.
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267. A little dustier
than I remember.
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268. Ok. A lot dustier.
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269. But at least
I'm king of my castle.
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270. This is going to be great.
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271. I don't need to sell
a million carrot peelers.
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272. I have everything
I need right here.
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273. I've got a chair,
I've got a lamp.
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274. I've got a chair and a lamp.
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275. That's all anyone needs.
I love the forest.
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276. Uh-oh.
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277. Sale?
Where's the expensive soups?
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278. Ooh. Mine-strone.
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279. Sounds fancy.
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280. What are you doing with those automatic
carrot peelers?
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281. Taking them off the shelves.
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282. They're all being recalled.
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283. What? Why?
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284. Apparently,
they're highly flammable
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285. and extremely dangerous.
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286. That's impossible.
I should know. I'm the inventor.
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287. You invented these things?
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288. I'm going to sue you
for everything you've got.
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289. Hey, everybody!
This jerk's responsible
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carrot peeler!
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291. I hate the forest!
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292. Aah!
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293. - Bugs!
- Daffy?
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294. I know I've been a terrible friend,
but I need your help!
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295. There's a problem with
the automatic carrot peeler!
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296. Apparently,
it's highly flammable!
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297. That's impossible! Step 7 of
my design included a cooling system!
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298. Step 7?
I knew I shouldn't have stopped at step 3!
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299. I just got so sleepy!
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300. Anyway, everyone wants
their money back,
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301. but I spent all the money,
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302. and now, they're going
to take your house!
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303. You mean your house!
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304. I give it back!
Just please, come home and fix everything!
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305. I don't know.
I kind of like it here.
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306. Please!
I'm begging you, please!
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307. I'll take that as a yes.
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308. You have to do something!
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309. They're going
to level the house!
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310. I'll be right back.
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311. There isn't time!
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312. Take 'er down, boys.
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313. Bugs! Hurry!
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314. What is it?
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315. A time machine.
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316. I'll go get my suitcase!
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317. Wait!
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318. No gen sprinkles
on the chocolate.
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319. Yes green sprinkles
on the strawberry.
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320. But both no red sprinkles,
except on the vanilla,
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321. which should receive
exclusively red sprinkles.
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322. That'll be $5.85.
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323. I've only got 16 cents.
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324. Get the rest from your tip jar.
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325. It's on me.
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326. Where do you get
all your money?
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327. Don't worry about it.
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328. Can I borrow $50?
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329. I need a new pair
of mall pants.
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330. Beep beep!
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331. My fellow neanderthals,
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332. I come from the future
to bring you
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333. the key to modern civilization.
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334. Butt paper!
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