1. All right, I'll do it.
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2. Do what?
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3. and they asked to Bugs to be on it.
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4. What am I? Invisible?
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5. I'm the most **** here.
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6. What's the charity?
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7. The literacy.
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8. That's my favorite charity.
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9. There's too much literacy in the world!
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10. We need a **** literacy!
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11. Uh, Daffy, the fight
is for literacy.
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12. What? Who's for literacy?
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13. Our highways and byways
are covered in litter.
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14. I, for one, think
it should be a crime.
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15. Littering is a crime.
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16. You went to jail for it.
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17. Literacy is the ability
to read and write.
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18. Oh! Then count me in.
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19. O-n-n.
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20. Ahh!
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21. $200!
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22. It's sold for $200.
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23. The next bachelor, Bugs Bunny.
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24. - $900!
- I want him!
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25. 1,500!
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26. - 2,000!
- 3,000!
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27. - You better back off. 5,000!
- I'll fight you for him!
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28. 5,000!
Oh, that's it!
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29. Now, ladies, take it easy.
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30. $100,000!
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31. Bun bun, I'm back!
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32. - Lola?
- Sold!
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33. I'm back in your life!
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34. At least for one date,
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35. and he can't say no
because it's for a good cause.
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36. Littering!
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37. Our next bachelor
is Daffy Duck.
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38. Let's keep this money train
rollin', ladies.
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39. Daffy has no job,
and no education.
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40. And a credit score
of negative 13.
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41. Let's start the bidding at $50.
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42. Anyone?
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43. It's for charity.
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44. Tax deductible.
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45. Gross.
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46. Well, we tried.
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47. Our next bachelor—
Two bits!
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48. Sold!
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49. Oh, my bachelor.
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50. Knock off
the pleasantries, grandma.
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51. Let's get this date over with.
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52. So what's the plan?
Dinner, movie,
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53. moonlight stroll on the beach?
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54. I thought we'd clean out
my attic.
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55. Clean your attic?
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56. What's romantic about that?
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57. I'm a 90 year old woman.
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58. Get your mind
out of the gutter.
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59. You're sure you don't want
to start with the living room?
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60. Coming.
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61. I said I'm coming!
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62. Oh, brother.
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63. Oh, you're home!
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64. Yes, Lola. I'm home.
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65. But not for long,
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66. 'cause we are going
to Paris, France!
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67. What?
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68. For our date!
We're going to Paris.
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69. You know, the city of lovers.
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70. No, no, no, no, no.
That's not a date.
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71. A date is dinner
at a restaurant.
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72. So we'll have dinner
at a restaurant in Paris.
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73. Lola, I'm not
leaving the country.
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74. Oh, yes, you are.
It clearly states in article five,
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75. section three of the bachelor
auction bylaws,
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76. that the bidder—that's me—
will decide where
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77. and what constitutes the date
while the bidee—that's you—
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78. must escort the bidder—
again, that's me—
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79. on said date for up to
but not exceeding 24 hours.
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80. Again, the bidee is you,
and I'm the bidder,
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81. and these are the bylaws.
And this is a megaphone.
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82. Oh, I'm so bored.
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83. I read all my magazines,
I did the crossword.
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84. I ate all my peanuts.
I ate all your peanuts.
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85. I peed four times.
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86. Oh, I feel like
I've been on this plane forever.
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87. Flight attendants,
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88. please prepare the cabin
for takeoff.
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89. How long is this flight again?
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90. 10 hours. 10 hours there,
and 10 hours back.
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91. That's 20 of your 24 hours.
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92. Ooh, someone's good at math.
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93. That's what
I love about you.
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94. That and your smile.
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95. Oh, and your frown.
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96. And that in between smile
and frown face.
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97. And your profile.
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98. Oh, and the back of your head.
Oh, look at your ears.
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99. What are those?
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100. Noise canceling headphones.
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101. You don't happen to have
another pair, do you?
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102. Well, this is my attic.
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103. Great day in the morning!
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104. How much junk
can a person hoard?
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105. Oh, if it's broken,
throw it away.
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106. Otherwise, just organize
and clean as you go.
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107. I'll go get us some tea.
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108. Here we are.
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109. Oh, thank goodness,
I'm melting.
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110. Are you kidding me?
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111. It's a thousand degrees up here!
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112. Ever heard of iced tea?
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113. Ice will chip teeth.
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114. Oh, I haven't
seen these in ages.
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115. Hubba hubba!
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116. How about you set me up
on a date with your granddaughter, huh?
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117. That's me, during the war.
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118. I was a waac.
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119. Hate to break it to you,
but you're still a whack.
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120. Oh, no, silly.
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121. The women's auxiliary army corp.
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122. You were in the army?
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123. Yes. I was a spy.
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124. It was the final days
of world war ii.
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125. Germany still had
control of Paris.
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126. I was told to meet my contact
at the louvre
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127. in front of the "Mona Lisa".
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128. Hold on.
What's a contact,
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129. what's the louvre,
and what's the "Mona Lisa"?
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130. Just listen.
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131. From now on, all exchanges
are to be delivered
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132. by carrier pigeon
from zee eiffel tower.
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133. Carrier pigeon?
I hate birds.
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134. I was never here.
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135. Hurry, you fools!
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136. The Americans will be here soon.
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137. But we will no longer
control Paris,
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138. but we're not leaving here
empty-handed.
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139. We're going to steal
all of their art.
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140. Get to work!
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141. A spy! Get her!
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142. Did they catch you?
Did they kill you?
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143. They killed you, didn't they?
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144. What?
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145. It's a legitimate question.
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146. Now, where was I?
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147. A spy! Get her!
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148. Oh, my goodness.
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149. Oh, I'm so excited!
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150. It's the louvre!
I love the louvre.
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151. Oh, I am a louvre lover!
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152. You can't help but fall in love
when you're at the louvre.
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153. Surrounded by so many
beautiful things.
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154. Beautiful, expensive things.
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155. The louvre is the most
incredible place in the world.
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156. The louvre is an art museum?
I thought it was a mall.
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157. Oh, well.
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158. When in Rome!
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159. Wait a second.
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160. We're not in Rome.
We should go to Rome!
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161. Or we could just roam
around here.
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162. They have great malls in Rome.
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163. The mall of America's in Rome.
Oh, no, wait, that's in Canada.
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164. We should go to Canada!
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165. I had lost the Germans.
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166. Or so I had thought.
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167. You don't look like
a carrier pigeon.
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168. There's a shortage of pigeons.
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169. They're using any birds
they can get their hands on.
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170. Go.
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171. I said go!
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172. Good luck.
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173. Take this film
to the allied forces.
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174. Go!
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175. Oh!
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176. Whoa!
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177. Oh! Oh!
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178. Did you fall?
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179. Did you fall to your death?
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180. You fell to your death!
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181. Oh, it's time for my nap.
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182. I'll continue my story
when I wake up.
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183. Oh, yeah,
she fell to her death.
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184. Stonehenge.
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185. One of the oldest structures
in the world.
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186. - Lola—
- Was it the druids
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187. who built it, or aliens, hmm?
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188. The world will never know.
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189. It's the eiffel tower.
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190. The world will never know.
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191. Oh, my gosh, hurry!
We only have two more hours left in Paris
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192. and we haven't
fallen in love yet!
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193. Wait, have you
fallen in love yet?
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194. Ok, well, quit staring at stonehenge
and let's see the rest of the city!
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195. - Wake up!
- Aah!
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196. You know, that's a good way
to kill an old person.
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197. I can't stand the suspense!
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198. What happened
at the eiffel tower?
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199. Eiffel tower? Oh.
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200. Oh, yes. I was holding on
for dear life.
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201. I am not leaving Paris
without France's finest piece of art,
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202. the eiffel tower.
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203. Help! Aaah!
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204. No one can save you now!
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205. I can!
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206. Oh!
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207. You saved my life.
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208. He's getting away!
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209. We need to stop him.
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210. Wow.
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211. The white house.
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212. Lola—
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213. - I thought
it would be more white.
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214. And a little more
house-looking.
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215. Oh, our poor president.
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216. Has to commute 10 hours
to work every morning
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217. and then do a bunch
of politics all day
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218. and then get right back
on that plane
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219. and fly another 10 hours
just to do it all over again the next day?
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220. That man deserves our support.
Lola!
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221. Lola, stop!
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222. You need to stop talking.
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223. We're in one of the most
beautiful cities in the world.
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224. Let's take a deep breath,
look around,
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225. and just take it all in.
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226. That's a great—
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227. - with no talking.
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228. Yeah, no, that whole thing
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229. would have been a lot more better
with talking.
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230. Ohh!
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231. Get her!
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232. Idiot! I'll do it myself!
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233. A little closer.
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234. Now!
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235. You!
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236. Land this blimp, Frankenheimer.
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237. I don't take orders
from a woman!
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238. I'm not just a woman.
I'm a waac!
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239. Aah!
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240. Aah! Oh!
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241. This art
does not belong to you!
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242. It will soon,
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243. when we cross the German border.
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244. And who are you?
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245. Your worst nightmare!
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246. You're not much
of a carrier pigeon,
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247. but you're one heck
of a tweetie bird.
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248. Now, let's turn
this blimp around.
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249. Did the blimp explode?
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250. Did it explode
into a million pieces?
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251. It exploded and killed you,
didn't it?
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252. You're not very bright,
are you?
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253. Huh?
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254. We arrive back in Paris
to an incredible reception.
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255. The rest of the art
was returned to the louvre.
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256. The allies liberated France.
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257. Colonel Frankenheimer
was sent to prison.
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258. And I was rewarded
with a very special gift.
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259. A gift? What was it?
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260. You think I would have
noticed that before.
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261. Then what's the one
they got in France?
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262. It's a fake.
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263. Wow!
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264. Oh, hey, we never finished
cleaning your attic.
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265. Well, truth be told,
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266. I didn't bid on you
just to clean my attic.
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267. It's also nice to have
someone to talk to.
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268. Any time.
That was a fun date.
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269. Aren't you going
to walk me home?
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270. Ah, just kiddin'.
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271. - Hey.
- Hey.
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272. Huh?
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273. Meep meep!
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274. Meep meep!
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275. Meep meep!
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276. Meep meep!
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277. Meep meep!
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278. Meep meep!
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279. Meep meep!
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280. So now let me
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281. You fought in world war ii.
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282. Yep.
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283. How old are you?
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284. I'll never tell.
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285. Well, can you at least tell me
if you're a boy or a girl?
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286. Huh.
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287. I was wrong.
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