1. - Who was the first president
of the United States?Copy !req
2. - Oprah!
- George washington.Copy !req
3. - What is the capital
of alaska?Copy !req
4. - New york!
- Juneau.Copy !req
5. - How many sides are on
a triangle?Copy !req
6. - 8! No, 4! No, 8!Copy !req
7. - 3.Copy !req
8. - Name an ingredient in
spaghetti and meatballs.Copy !req
9. - Oranges!
- Meatballs.Copy !req
10. - You've just won
a million dollars!Copy !req
11. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah—Copy !req
12. - How is it that that dummy won
a million dollarsCopy !req
13. And I've never won
anything?Copy !req
14. - Oh, I'm sure
it's just a matter of time.Copy !req
15. - It'd better be,
because I don't want to end upCopy !req
16. A bitter, jealous person.Copy !req
17. Say, I should go
on a game show!Copy !req
18. - What game show
are you qualified for?Copy !req
19. - Uh, "wheel of words"?Copy !req
20. - You don't know
how to spell.Copy !req
21. - How about
"price is correct"?Copy !req
22. - How much do you think
this pack of gum sells for?Copy !req
23. - $33,000?Copy !req
24. - Good luck with that.Copy !req
25. - Stay tuned for
the new game show "besties,"Copy !req
26. Where knowing all about
your best friend leads
to big prizes.Copy !req
27. we should go on that.Copy !req
28. We've been best friends forever.Copy !req
29. We know everything
there is to know
about each other.Copy !req
30. - I never thought
I would say this,Copy !req
31. But that's not a bad idea,
daffy duck.Copy !req
32. - Why, thank you, bugs...Copy !req
33. Uh...Copy !req
34. I want to say, uh,
bada-bling?Copy !req
35. Captioning made possible
by warner bros. AnimationCopy !req
36. - I did it! I got us
on tomorrow's episode
of "besties!"Copy !req
37. - How'd you manage that?Copy !req
38. - There are some things
you shouldn't know about me.Copy !req
39. But you better know
everything else!Copy !req
40. - I'm more concerned with
how little you know about me.Copy !req
41. - I know everything about you.Copy !req
42. Hit me with some questions.
Go ahead.Copy !req
43. - All right.
What's my favorite color?Copy !req
44. - Pass.Copy !req
45. - What time do I go
to bed at night?Copy !req
46. - Pass.
Give me something easy.Copy !req
47. - Fine.
When's my birthday?Copy !req
48. - Janu...Copy !req
49. Febr...Copy !req
50. Septem...Copy !req
51. December...Copy !req
52. Jul—Copy !req
53. July!
July first.Copy !req
54. July second.
July third.
July fourth.Copy !req
55. Fifth! Sixth! Seventh!
Eighth! Ninth! Tenth!Copy !req
56. - 27th.
- July 27th!Copy !req
57. Well, happy
extremely belated birthday,Copy !req
58. Or...Copy !req
59. - Happy
extremely early birthday.Copy !req
60. - hey, speedy.Copy !req
61. - Hola, bugs.Copy !req
62. - You said you took care of
the rat problem.Copy !req
63. - I'm not a rat.
I'm a mouse.Copy !req
64. - You don't know anything
about me.Copy !req
65. I bet if you look
"self-absorbed" up
in the dictionary,Copy !req
66. You'd find your picture.Copy !req
67. - My picture's
in the dictionary?Copy !req
68. Is it a good one?
What am I wearing?Copy !req
69. Does my beak look big?Copy !req
70. Aha. Gotcha!Copy !req
71. - This is hopeless.Copy !req
72. - Don't get mad at me.Copy !req
73. Those questions were impossible.Copy !req
74. I bet you don't know
when my birthday is.Copy !req
75. - Your birthday is April 17th.Copy !req
76. Your favorite color is
dusty rose,Copy !req
77. And you go to bed every night
at 10:00Copy !req
78. Except on new year's eve,Copy !req
79. When you go to bed
at 8:30 because, and I quote,Copy !req
80. "new year's is a holiday
invented by the media."Copy !req
81. - It is!
- Forget it.Copy !req
82. Find a different best friend
to go on that show.Copy !req
83. - But I need you!Copy !req
84. I prize prizes
above all else.Copy !req
85. This is my shot
at finally winning something.Copy !req
86. I'll do anything!Copy !req
87. - Even if it means focusing
on someone other than yourselfCopy !req
88. For more than 2 minutes?Copy !req
89. - That sounds awful.Copy !req
90. But I'll do it.Copy !req
91. well, daffy,Copy !req
92. You know how I hate
to talk about myself,Copy !req
93. But leave us
turn back the clock.Copy !req
94. It was on the east side
of new yorkCopy !req
95. Where me parents resided
amidst humble surroundings.Copy !req
96. did I say new york?Copy !req
97. I meant the planet krypton.Copy !req
98. - Anywho, my parents knew
that our planet was doomed.Copy !req
99. - So my father, jor-el...Copy !req
100. Built this spaceship.Copy !req
101. - His dense molecular structure
will make him strong.Copy !req
102. He'll be fast—Copy !req
103. Virtually invulnerable,Copy !req
104. And he'll say
"what's up, doc?"
indiscriminately,Copy !req
105. Whether he's speaking
to a doctor or not.Copy !req
106. You will travel far,
my little bugs.Copy !req
107. But we will never leave you.Copy !req
108. - You're from
the planet krypton?Copy !req
109. - No, you maroon!Copy !req
110. That's the story
of superman.Copy !req
111. - Who is superman?Copy !req
112. - I can't believe
I hitched my wagon to you.Copy !req
113. - You have a wagon?Copy !req
114. - Daffy! Concentrate!Copy !req
115. On me!
- Oh! Sorry, superman.Copy !req
116. this is going to
be a long night.Copy !req
117. - And now, here's your host
reswith the most,Copy !req
118. Chuck berost!Copy !req
119. - Hey, thanks, everybody!Copy !req
120. Let's meet our contestants.Copy !req
121. First up, bugs bunny
and daffy duck.Copy !req
122. - What's up, doc?Copy !req
123. - It's a pleasure
to be here, chuck.Copy !req
124. I'm a big fan.Copy !req
125. - Tell me, how long
have you two known each other?Copy !req
126. - 17 years.
- 5 years.Copy !req
127. - Looks like you two better get
on the same page.Copy !req
128. and now,
let's meet your challengers.Copy !req
129. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
130. - Oh, I'm sorry.
After you.Copy !req
131. - Oh, no, after you.
- No, after you. I insist.Copy !req
132. - I insist more.
- I have an idea.Copy !req
133. - Oh, you always have
good ideas.Copy !req
134. I can hardly wait to hear.Copy !req
135. - Well, you won't have to wait.
I'm about to tell you.Copy !req
136. - Oh, goody.
- My idea is thatCopy !req
137. We both speak
simultaneously.Copy !req
138. - Wonderful idea!Copy !req
139. Hello.Copy !req
140. - Bugs and daffy,
looks like you've got
some stiff competition.Copy !req
141. - Ok. Here's the first question.Copy !req
142. What is your roommate's
favorite vegetable?Copy !req
143. - Your favorite vegetable.Copy !req
144. Hmm. I'm going to go
with beets, chuck.Copy !req
145. - ohh!Copy !req
146. - Uh-oh.
The correct answer was carrots.Copy !req
147. You know what that means!Copy !req
148. - Challengers?Copy !req
149. - Your favorite vegetable?Copy !req
150. Well, I know
he loves cauliflower.Copy !req
151. - Guilty!
I do love cauliflower.Copy !req
152. - But he has been known
to ask for secondsCopy !req
153. When I make sweet potatoes.Copy !req
154. - You must try
his sweet potatoes.
They are divine.Copy !req
155. - But if I had to pick
his favorite vegetable,Copy !req
156. I would have to say
pureed butternut squash
in a balsamic reductionCopy !req
157. With just a hint
of clover.Copy !req
158. - That's correct!Copy !req
159. - I knew you'd get that right!Copy !req
160. - Well, I knew that you knew
I'd get that right!Copy !req
161. - Next question.Copy !req
162. What is your best friend's
middle name?Copy !req
163. that's an easy one.
Sheldon.Copy !req
164. - aww!Copy !req
165. - Armando?Copy !req
166. - You know what that means!Copy !req
167. - Bugs and daffy, you've got
some catching up to do.Copy !req
168. And you're going to have
a chance after the break.Copy !req
169. - Daffy, your middle name
is sheldon.Copy !req
170. - That may be true,
but armando sounds cooler.Copy !req
171. - Well, do you want
to sound cool,Copy !req
172. Or do you want to win?Copy !req
173. - I want to win!Copy !req
174. - Well, then,
we need a new strategy.Copy !req
175. In the next round,
whatever you're about to
say, say the opposite.Copy !req
176. - That's a great idea!Copy !req
177. I mean,
that's a horrible idea.Copy !req
178. - Hello, competitors.
- Hello!Copy !req
179. - We wanted
to wish you luck.Copy !req
180. - Thanks.Copy !req
181. - Don't you want
to wish us luck?Copy !req
182. - Not particularly.Copy !req
183. - I'll wish you luck.
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
184. And good luck
to you as well.Copy !req
185. - Welcome back to
"besties,"Copy !req
186. The show about
best friends.Copy !req
187. - Remember,
say the opposite.Copy !req
188. - Tell me, who does
your best friend most admire?Copy !req
189. - I want to say me,
but I guess I'll go with...Copy !req
190. Groucho marx?Copy !req
191. - That's correct!Copy !req
192. - I was going to say
"take your daughter
to work day,"Copy !req
193. But instead, I'll say
"thanksgiving"?Copy !req
194. - correct!Copy !req
195. - Everything in me is saying
rockabilly,Copy !req
196. But I'll go with smooth jazz.Copy !req
197. - Correct!Copy !req
198. - My gut says chocolate milk,Copy !req
199. But I'm going to go
with australia.Copy !req
200. - Correct!Copy !req
201. - This final question is worth
300 points.Copy !req
202. What is your best friend's
catch phrase?Copy !req
203. - If friends were flowers,
I'd pick you?Copy !req
204. - ohh!Copy !req
205. - No, no. It's "laugh,
and the world laughs with you."Copy !req
206. - Aww.Copy !req
207. - Uh-oh!
You know what that means!Copy !req
208. - ooh! Feathers!Copy !req
209. - Oh, what fun!
It's like a pillow fight!Copy !req
210. - [laughing
and talking indistinctly]Copy !req
211. - Bugs and daffy,
now you have a chance to win.Copy !req
212. Daffy, what is bugs bunny's
catchphrase?Copy !req
213. - Hmm. Think.
Catchphrase.Copy !req
214. - Really?
I say it all the time.Copy !req
215. - I know this.
I know this.Copy !req
216. - It's sort of
my go-to phrase.Copy !req
217. - It's right on
the tip of my tongue.Copy !req
218. - It's in the form
of a question.Copy !req
219. I say it
with a lot of sarcasm.Copy !req
220. Ehh...Copy !req
221. - I don't do mondays!Copy !req
222. - Aww!
- Ooh, I'm sorry!Copy !req
223. We were looking for
"what's up, doc?"Copy !req
224. And...
Say it with me.Copy !req
225. - You know what that means!Copy !req
226. - That means
you're our winners!Copy !req
227. Gene, tell 'em
what they won!Copy !req
228. - A fabulous cruise!Copy !req
229. - A cruise?
how exciting!Copy !req
230. We've always wanted
to go on a cruise!Copy !req
231. - That's your catchphrase?
"what's up, doc?"Copy !req
232. What does that even mean?
We don't even know any doctors.Copy !req
233. - ow! Ooh!Copy !req
234. Who's doing that?Copy !req
235. Ow! Oof! Oh!Copy !req
236. - "what's up, doc?"
terrible.Copy !req
237. Just the world's worst
catchphrase.Copy !req
238. And I don't remember
you ever saying it. Say it.Copy !req
239. - What's up, doc?Copy !req
240. - Nope.
Doesn't ring a bell.Copy !req
241. But it sure cost us
the game.Copy !req
242. - What cost us the game
was going on a game show
about best friendsCopy !req
243. When it's obvious
that we're not.Copy !req
244. - You're saying
I'm not your best friend?Copy !req
245. Why? Because I don't know
anything about you?Copy !req
246. Because I never ask
any questionsCopy !req
247. Or show any interest in you?Copy !req
248. Because I take you
for granted?Copy !req
249. Because if it is,
that's awfully petty of you.Copy !req
250. - My best friend
would probably know
that I like carrots.Copy !req
251. He would most likely know
my birthday,Copy !req
252. And he would definitely know
my last name.Copy !req
253. And for the record,Copy !req
254. I would have loved
to have won a cruise.Copy !req
255. And that is
what's up, doc.Copy !req
256. - That still
doesn't sound right.Copy !req
257. - Well. If he's not going
to open the door for me,Copy !req
258. I guess
I'll just let myself out.Copy !req
259. Oh. So I guess I also have
to make my own breakfast?Copy !req
260. I guess I have to peel
my own banana, too.Copy !req
261. - Hey, that's my banana!
- a rat!Copy !req
262. - For the last time,
man, I'm a mouse!Copy !req
263. - Bugs, help!Copy !req
264. - Why should he help you?Copy !req
265. You didn't help him
on that game show last night.Copy !req
266. You know, you'd think
you'd show señor bunny
a little more respect,Copy !req
267. Considering he lets you
live here.Copy !req
268. - I don't live here.Copy !req
269. I'm just crashing here
until I get back
on my feet.Copy !req
270. - Fyi, when you crash somewhere
for 5 years,Copy !req
271. You live there.
All right?Copy !req
272. You're not a best friend.
You're a terrible friend.Copy !req
273. - Why am I
a terrible friend?Copy !req
274. - Let me answer that question
with a question.Copy !req
275. How many friends do you have
besides señor bunny?Copy !req
276. - Well, let's see. You?Copy !req
277. - I'm not your friend.
- Ok, then.Copy !req
278. There's that guy
that comes over once a week,Copy !req
279. And we hang out
by the pool.Copy !req
280. I think his name is
fong or trang.Copy !req
281. - Are you talking
about the guy who comes to
clean the pool?Copy !req
282. You're kidding yourself, man.Copy !req
283. Señor bunny is
your only friend.Copy !req
284. If you're not careful,
soon, you'll have no friends.Copy !req
285. - Who needs friends?
- I'll tell you who—Copy !req
286. Someone with no girlfriend,
no job, no credit,Copy !req
287. No hobbies,
no social skills...Copy !req
288. - Wait. I think I know
someone like that. Daniel?Copy !req
289. - No, idiot. You.Copy !req
290. You're nothing
without señor bunny.Copy !req
291. - Then what do I do?Copy !req
292. - You got to try harder
to be his friend.Copy !req
293. - Like, how much harder?
Two percent?Copy !req
294. - More.
- Five percent?Copy !req
295. - More.
- Seven percent?Copy !req
296. Are you
out of your mind?Copy !req
297. - 100%.Copy !req
298. - What?
No one can give 100!Copy !req
299. It's physically impossible!Copy !req
300. - You got to dig deep.Copy !req
301. You got to go to
the place inside you
where you've never been.Copy !req
302. - My soul?Copy !req
303. - You need to have a soul
in order to go there.Copy !req
304. No, no, no.
I'm talking about in here.Copy !req
305. Now, try.Copy !req
306. Ugh. That's good enough, right?Copy !req
307. - No. Look at me.Copy !req
308. You can do this.
Now, try.Copy !req
309. - harder!Copy !req
310. It hurts!
- Harder!Copy !req
311. - I'm dying!Copy !req
312. - No! You're trying!Copy !req
313. I'm going to be
the best best friendCopy !req
314. That any best friend
has ever had!Copy !req
315. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
316. - You can open your eyes now,
best friend.Copy !req
317. - Huh?Copy !req
318. - Guess what? I got you
the cruise you wanted!Copy !req
319. - The one
from the game show?Copy !req
320. - Surprised?
Well, you shouldn't be.Copy !req
321. It's just what
one best friend would do
for another best friend.Copy !req
322. - Who knew cruising could be
so much fun?Copy !req
323. - I cannot remember
the last time I had
this much fun.Copy !req
324. - Hey, do you think
it's possible to have
too much fun?Copy !req
325. - Hmm! Interesting question.Copy !req
326. I guess there's only
one way to find out.Copy !req
327. - Oh? And what might that be?
- Keep having fun!Copy !req
328. - game's over.Copy !req
329. You've been hogging the court
long enough.Copy !req
330. - Oh, hello!
- Fancy meeting you here!Copy !req
331. - Move it along, gophers.
It's my best friend's turn.Copy !req
332. Hey, bugsy, old pal.
A shuffle board court
opened up!Copy !req
333. - Daffy, I'm reading.Copy !req
334. I don't want to play
shuffleboard.Copy !req
335. - Yeah, me neither.Copy !req
336. - Hmmph! There's only one thing
to do about that.Copy !req
337. - Limbo contest
on the leader deck?Copy !req
338. - What's up, doc?Copy !req
339. Oh, is that just your thing?Copy !req
340. I don't want to step
on any toes.Copy !req
341. - Smooth jazz.
I know it's your favorite.Copy !req
342. - Do you mind?Copy !req
343. - You done with that page?Copy !req
344. Just let me know
when you're done.Copy !req
345. I'll flip it
when you're done.Copy !req
346. Done yet?
Done yet?Copy !req
347. Done yet?Copy !req
348. Aah!Copy !req
349. - I'll save your place!Copy !req
350. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
351. - Carrot?Copy !req
352. I know they're your favorite!Copy !req
353. - aah!Copy !req
354. - Happy 189 days
until your birthday!Copy !req
355. - I just saw my life flash
before my eyes.Copy !req
356. - Ooh!
Tell me all about it.Copy !req
357. This time,
I promise I'll listen.Copy !req
358. - Daffy,
you got to back off.Copy !req
359. - Sure thing.
This good?Copy !req
360. - More.
- This good?Copy !req
361. - More.
- This good?Copy !req
362. Whoa!Copy !req
363. - yeah. That's good.Copy !req
364. - Is everyone enjoying
the cruise?Copy !req
365. - Oh, indeed!
It's our first one.Copy !req
366. - And I must say,
I'm a fan of cruising.Copy !req
367. - Oh, yes.
We're cruisers now.Copy !req
368. - Excuse me. Excuse me
pardon me. Excuse me.
Coming through.Copy !req
369. - I wasn't sure what you wanted,
so I brought you everything.Copy !req
370. - Get your own buffet.
This one's for my best friend.Copy !req
371. - Daffy,
you're embarrassing me.Copy !req
372. - I'd like
to propose a toastCopy !req
373. To the most important person
on this ship.Copy !req
374. Sit down,
you glorified bus driver.Copy !req
375. Ahem. Ahem.Copy !req
376. A rat once told meCopy !req
377. That friendship takes
a lot of effort,Copy !req
378. But I'm not interested
in friendship.Copy !req
379. I'm interested
in best friendship.Copy !req
380. And best friendship takes
a whole lot more.Copy !req
381. It means waiting on
your best friend hand and foot,Copy !req
382. Buying their affection.Copy !req
383. Robotically memorizing
every trivial little fact
about them.Copy !req
384. - It means support them
above all others.Copy !req
385. - Possibly to the detriment
of those others.Copy !req
386. - Especially to the detriment
of those others.Copy !req
387. - Best friends have
all of the same interests...Copy !req
388. - Whether those interests are
interesting or not.Copy !req
389. - A best friend is
someone you'd happily
commit a crime for.Copy !req
390. - Any crime!
- No matter how heinous!Copy !req
391. - The heinouser,
the betterer.Copy !req
392. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not a best friend.
That's a stalker.Copy !req
393. Daffy, I know I said
you weren't my best friend,Copy !req
394. But after
these past few days,Copy !req
395. Seeing all the effort
you've put in,Copy !req
396. Seeing how hard
you've tried,
I have to say...Copy !req
397. You got to stop trying.
- What?Copy !req
398. - It's not your thing.Copy !req
399. Would it be nice
if you remembered
the occasional birthdayCopy !req
400. Or food I'm highly allergic to?
Sure.Copy !req
401. But not if it means
we turn into those guys.Copy !req
402. - No offense.
None taken.Copy !req
403. - Daffy, you're a mean spirited,
self-absorbed,Copy !req
404. Disturbed little weirdo.Copy !req
405. But for whatever reason,
you're my best friend.Copy !req
406. - Ooh!Copy !req
407. - You're my best friend, too,
bugs bada-blingya.Copy !req
408. - Ehh. Good enough.Copy !req
409. - Seriously,
how did you pay
for all this?Copy !req
410. - I used your credit card.
I memorized the number.Copy !req
411. Hey! I do know
something about you!Copy !req
412. They could have asked me that
on the game show!Copy !req
413. It's 9481, 6400,Copy !req
414. 28—Copy !req