1. To die...
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perchance to dream:
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3. ay, there's the rub.
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4. For in that sleep of death
what dreams may come...
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5. when we have shuffled off
this mortal coil...
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6. must give us pause.
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7. There's the respect
that makes calamity of so long life.
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8. For who would bear the whips
and scorns of time...
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9. the oppressors wrong,
the proud man's contumely...
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10. the pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
the insolence of office...
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11. and the spurns that patient merit
of the unworthy takes...
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12. when he himself
might his quietus make...
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13. with a bare bodkin?
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14. Who would fardels bear...
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15. to grunt and sweat
under a weary life...
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16. but that the dread of something
after death...
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17. - the undiscovered country from whose bourne...
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18. no traveler takes.
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19. Merci.
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20. Oh, there you are.
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21. What are you doing here?
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22. Checking out the digs.
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23. - Suh-weet.
- Hey, the bathroom's got a water fountain in it.
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24. - That's a bidet.
- Eh, tomato, tomah-to.
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25. Being the Dragon Lady
must pay big.
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26. What in the hell are you doing here?
How did you find me?
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27. Luckily, you've got that weird
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28. Some would call it a fetish.
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29. I created a little program that searches
all 15 letters of Yves Adele Harlow.
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30. We ran it through every database
we could think of...
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31. and voila.
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32. One Sarah Lee Weyvold
turned up registered at this hotel.
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33. - Livin' large.
- Get out. Now.
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34. Uh-uh.
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35. First, explain this.
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36. - What is it?
- You tell us.
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37. Look, don't play dumb, Yves.
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38. You sent us this e-mail. Admit it.
It's yet another one of your mind games.
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39. You hit us up with that mysterioso bit
to get us on the case.
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40. Then we do all the dirty work for you.
It happens every time.
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41. - Only this time...
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42. Excusez-moi.
It's my fault.
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43. Who's the frog?
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44. You morons.
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45. - What are you doing?
- Leaving. I suggest you do the same.
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46. For God's sake, Yves.
Did you consider the elevator?
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47. Three men are
riding up it right now.
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48. When they get here,
they're going to kill...
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49. everyone present, thanks to the way
you've mucked things up.
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50. Do... we believe her?
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51. What do we do now?
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52. Grab every sheet and towel
you can find. Hurry.
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53. Hey.
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54. I hope you're happy.
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55. Do I look happy?
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56. If I were to describe
for you...
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57. the breadth and scope
of the scam you blew for me tonight...
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58. the millions
you two cost me...
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59. your little pea brains would
spin inside their skulls.
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60. - Huh. Wow.
- Who the hell were those guys, anyway?
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61. I'm asking
the questions now.
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62. What was so important
that you had to interrupt me at my work?
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63. Did you...
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64. or did you not send us this?
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65. For the tenth time,
what is it?
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66. You seriously don't know?
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67. Our mistake.
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68. - Never mind.
- Frohike...
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69. I'll be flossing chunks of your scalp
from my teeth...
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70. if you don't tell me right this second
what it is you're on about.
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71. Um...
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72. It's an e-mail we received.
It came as a text and audio file.
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73. Play her the audio.
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74. Gentlemen,
I'm in desperate need of help.
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75. I'm familiar with the work you do
defending democracy in all its forms.
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76. Therefore, I beg you
to consider my situation.
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77. I am, for lack
of a better word, a slave.
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78. I am being held captive by a cadre
of government scientists...
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79. who work for
the Department of Defense.
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80. They subject me to a daily
regimen ofhumiliating tests...
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81. which rob me of my dignity.
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82. And I am not alone.
There are many others just like me.
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83. We are victims
of experimentation...
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84. meant to alter the structure
of our brains.
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85. Don't allow me to die in this
hateful and immoral captivity.
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86. Please help me to escape.
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87. So, what do you think?
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88. I think
that's Edward Woodward.
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89. Edward Woodward,
the actor?
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90. He played The Equalizer
on TV.
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91. The guy from The Equalizer
is being held by government scientists?
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92. No. I think perhaps somebody's
having a bit of fun with you.
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93. This Equalizer guy...
Why is he messing with our heads?
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94. Jimmy, I don't think
it's really Edward Woodward.
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95. Someone must've sampled his voice
and constructed this message word for word.
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96. - It's a pretty neat bit of programming.
- So, what?
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97. The whole thing's
a big joke?
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98. In the text attachment, he says the scientists
call him by a slave name...
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99. - Peanuts.
- "Peanuts."
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100. - Peanuts.
- "Peanuts."
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101. He asks us to bring a pair ofbolt cutters
and meet him at 1:00 on Friday afternoon.
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102. He'll be behind the fence at the western end
of the Boulle Behavioral Laboratory...
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103. in Richmond, Massachusetts.
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104. I back-traced the e-mail.
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105. It did originate from the Boulle Laboratory,
whatever that is.
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106. But when I tried to crack into the server,
hit a D.O.D. firewall.
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107. - Heavy military security.
- I think it merits a trip to western Massachusetts.
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108. On the off chance it's true, it'd be
a huge scoop for the Lone Gunman.
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109. Yeah.
I say we do it.
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110. I'm coming with you.
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111. You owe me... big time.
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112. Dr. Hasslip.
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113. Dr. Hasslip.
That's me.
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114. Hasslip. Now let's
spell your names.
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115. We'll start with Peanuts.
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117. N- U...
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118. T- S.
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119. Peanuts.
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120. That's your name.
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121. Peanuts, I think you know
more than you're letting on.
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122. Dr. Hasslip?
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123. May I have
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124. Wait a minute.
What exactly are you accusing me of?
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125. Sir, I'm not accusing you of anything.
I'm informing you...
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126. that an unauthorized e-mail was sent from
this facility and that your password was used.
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127. At the time it was sent,
you were in my presence in the lunchroom...
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128. - so I assume it wasn't you.
- No. No, it wasn't.
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129. - Where was it sent from?
- We can't determine that.
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130. I'd appreciate you keeping
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131. So, where did we leave off?
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132. Three minutes to 1:00.
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133. Something's happening.
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134. You figure
that guy's Peanuts?
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135. If so, they got him dressed
like a waiter from T.G.I. Friday's.
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136. - What in the hell?
- What's with the monkeys? Where's all the slaves?
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137. - We've been had.
- Maybe.
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138. Though these primates could be part
of some larger research program.
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139. Uh, I seriously doubt it.
Let's just go home.
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140. - Let me see those, would you?
- Yeah. You might have family here.
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141. Guys, I think that's Peanuts.
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142. Jimmy, it's a chimp.
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143. I know. But look.
He's looking right at us.
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144. He looks like he's
looking right at us.
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145. H-He just waved to us.
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146. Look! He did it again!
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147. You're not saying a chimpanzee
e-mailed us, are you, Jimmy?
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148. He said
they named him Peanuts.
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149. If I had a monkey,
I'd name him Peanuts.
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150. Or maybe Admiral Peanuts.
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151. If what I'm saying is so stupid,
how come Yves isn't laughing?
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152. You believe me, don't you?
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153. - What are you doing?
- What I came here to do.
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154. Jimmy!
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155. Jimmy, get back here!
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156. Shh.
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157. Peanuts.
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158. Peanuts.
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159. Come on.
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160. Oh, crap!
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161. Halt! Halt!
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162. License plate.
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163. Damn it! Damn it! We never leave
a man behind. Not even Jimmy.
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164. Guys?
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165. They're gone,
for the moment.
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166. What a fiasco. How are we ever gonna
spring Jimmy when we're holed up in here?
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167. Guys, what if...
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168. the big dope is right?
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169. What if this is some kind of
government-bred super-intelligent chimp?
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170. - Frohike.
- Oh, seriously.
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171. How did he know
to stow away in our van?
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172. Feel free to call me
an idiot, Yves.
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173. You're an idiot, Frohike.
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174. Uh-huh.
It's likeJimmy said.
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175. Yves knows it's true.
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176. I bet she knew
from the start...
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177. as soon as she heard the name
Boulle Behavioral Lab.
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178. That explains why she wanted
to come along on this. Right?
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179. So ask him.
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180. - Ask who?
- Ask the chimpanzee.
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181. Why talk to me
when you can talk to him?
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182. Peanuts, man, ¿qué pasa?
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183. He may not know Spanish.
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184. Peanuts.
That's your name, right?
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185. Tell us a little
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186. How did you get
to be so... smart?
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187. Talk to us.
Say something.
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188. Ah, he's dissing us.
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189. Talk to me, you stupid monkey.
You wanted us here.
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190. Jimmy's locked up
because of you.
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191. That's it. I'm selling him
to the circus.
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192. Jimmy too,
if we ever get him loose.
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193. Certainly, Jimmy's what we need
to be concentrating on.
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194. God only knows what he's telling
those M.P. s right now.
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195. What I did, I did in the name
of the Monkey Liberation Army!
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196. Freedom to our...
furry brothers!
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197. The Monkey
Liberation Army?
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198. Yeah.
The M.L.A., we call it.
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199. Anywhere there's a monkey
being abused or mistreated...
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200. or just, y-you know,
whatever...
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201. Be they chimps
or gorillas...
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202. or the ones with the...
weird noses...
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203. and the shiny red butts,
we'll be there!
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204. Who's "we"?
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205. Uh,
"we," as in "me."
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206. Just me.
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207. Right now it's a one-man,
grassroots kind of thing.
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208. But I fully expect
a groundswell of support...
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209. from the entire nation once they
get wind of what's going on here.
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210. How would you know
what's going on here?
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211. Sergeant,
release him to me.
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212. Think you can crack
their computer?
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213. Should at least be able to run down
the contractor who built the lab...
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214. maybe pull up
a floor plan.
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215. Hey.
Hey, stop it.
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216. Give me that!
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217. Reason with him, Frohike.
Try to reach a meeting of minds.
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218. Yeah, yeah. I'm a big enough man
to admit when I'm wrong.
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219. I don't know what
they're doing at that lab.
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220. Maybe they're breeding monkeys
that are stupider than usual.
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221. - All right. That's it, bud.
Party time's over.
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222. Right there.
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223. Hey.
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224. That little bastard
took my keys.
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225. Perhaps the battery
came unhooked.
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226. Peanuts, I presume.
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227. Think you're pretty cute,
don't you, little guy?
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228. All right.
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229. Time for a meeting of the minds.
Talk, you thief.
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230. - Say something.
- Please, Peanuts.
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231. - Speak.
- He can't.
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232. He's a chimpanzee. He doesn't have
the vocal cords of speech.
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233. Haven't you
figured that out yet?
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234. So what can he do?
Besides grand-theft auto.
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235. - It's gibberish.
- No, it's not. It's Linux.
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236. He's downloading some
sort of voice synth program.
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237. Wow.
Way to go, Peanuts.
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238. Please stop addressing
me by my slave name.
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239. How do you prefer
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240. By the name
I have given myself...
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241. Simon White-Thatch Potentloins.
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242. Um, Simon...
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243. - it was you
that sent us that e-mail?
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244. Then why did you run
from Jimmy, our associate?
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245. I meant no offense,
but I found him rather frightening.
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246. Yeah? Well, then why are you
playing dumb with us?
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247. Yeah, why'd you try to bail on us?
We're here to help you.
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248. I don't appreciate
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249. to sell me to a circus!
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250. It... It was a joke.
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251. You haven't shown that you're any different
than my previous captors.
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252. Please, I just want
to be left alone.
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253. All right.
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254. Spill it.
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255. I'd heard whispers
of this for years.
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256. The military wants a perfect
undercover operative.
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257. - An intelligent chimp?
- A chimp is the first step, I would imagine.
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258. A good starting point, as it's the closest
relative to man, genetically speaking.
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259. They want intelligent animals.
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260. If they could breed a dog
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261. as smart as a human,
imagine what spies they would be.
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262. Total access.
No one would suspect them!
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263. Not simply spies.
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264. Imagine if Nikita Khrushchev's house cat
was to run about his ankles...
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265. just as he was descending the stairs
for a midnight snack.
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266. My God.
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267. No one would even know
it was murder. It's brilliant.
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268. Except for
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269. You can create an intelligent animal,
but you can't be assured of his politics.
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270. I'm not sure what you've heard
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271. But as you can see, these animals
are not abused or mistreated.
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272. They're rarely in cages.
They're well fed...
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274. Maybe. But it's not like
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275. That's Zuzu.
She wants to groom you.
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276. How's that Denerex
workin' for me?
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277. Zuzu's not
accustomed to males.
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278. Well, why is that?
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279. We don't mix the sexes.
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280. The chimps would find it
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281. See, I think that's sad.
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282. You separate 'em.
You give 'em slave names.
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283. Slave names?
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284. Yeah.
Zuzu, Peanuts.
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285. How could you possibly
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286. Uh, whose name?
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287. My missing chimpanzee.
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288. He contacted you, didn't he?
He e-mailed you.
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289. Wow. That would be
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290. Seeing as how
I don't have e-mail.
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291. My God, I was right about him.
I was right all along.
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292. You are going to bring
Peanuts back to me.
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293. You are going to bring him back.
And you are going to do it...
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294. not out of fear
of prison or prosecution...
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295. but because it is
the right thing.
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296. - How's that?
- He's too important to science.
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297. And he's too important
to America.
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298. You love your country, Jimmy?
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299. Well, yeah.
Of course I do.
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300. Then imagine how disastrous it would be
for a hostile power to get ahold of Peanuts.
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301. To take possession of this huge breakthrough
in genetic engineering that he embodies.
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302. You follow?
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303. Let's say our president receives
a little dog as a gift...
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304. a dog with an I.Q. higher than yours
who could spy...
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305. on national security meetings.
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306. A little talking dog.
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307. Like the one that
sells the tacos.
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308. Those ingenious
Mexicans.
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309. D... Uh... You do understand me,
don't you, Jimmy?
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310. You do see
how important this is?
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311. Certainly you can see
how important this is.
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312. - People need to know about you.
- Why?
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313. Because Americans deserve to know
what their government is up to.
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314. That's true. He's British.
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315. I'm not British.
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316. I simply prefer the voice.
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317. I'm not human.
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318. I don't aspire to be.
Why should I care about your affairs?
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319. You creatures certainly
don't care about mine.
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320. We freed you.
You owe us.
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321. What if, in my place,
I gave you something better?
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322. What could be better
than a super-intelligent chimp?
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323. Another
super-intelligent chimp.
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324. One who's already in the field,
operating as a trained assassin.
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325. - No way!
- In cold war weapons research...
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326. the Soviets matched
the U.S. dollar for dollar.
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327. You're saying there's a Russian chimp
as smart as you are.
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328. And he's a murderer?
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329. He's a free agent now.
He works for the highest bidder.
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330. And I happen to know
he'll kill again tomorrow.
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331. It will take place
in Washington, D.C.
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332. Apolitical assassination.
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333. His name is Bobo.
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334. He knows no mercy.
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335. This is the guy?
The French minister of state?
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336. He's the intended victim.
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337. High-level trade talks are being held
in Washington this week.
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338. Certain parties wish to
influence the outcome...
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339. and aren't above
using murder to do it.
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340. This chimpanzee, Bobo...
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341. How will he get close enough
to this man to assassinate him?
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342. The minister and his family plan a visit
tomorrow to the National Zoo.
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343. Guess who'll be waiting for them
in the primate section?
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344. - There's no point in calling the cops.
- Yeah.
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345. What are we gonna tell 'em?
There's a killer chimp on the loose?
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346. We'll have to
stop him ourselves.
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347. We can't forget aboutJimmy. How close
are you to cracking the lab's computer?
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348. Getting there.
It's a tough one.
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349. You should keep working.
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350. Oh! Peanuts.
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351. - Uh, sorry.
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352. Simon. You obviously know
the lab's computer system.
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353. Would you mind helping
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355. I know he can type and everything,
but come on. This makes me look bad.
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356. You two stay put
until we get back.
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357. So, let me ask you something.
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358. How did you know
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359. I saw your publication,
the Lone Gunman.
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360. They have it at the lab?
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361. I came upon it when it was
lining the bottom of my cage.
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362. Anyway, looks like it's just
gonna be you and me for a while.
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363. And I got a lot
of work to do, so, um...
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364. Hey, I know.
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365. Why don't I build you a tire swing.
You'd like that, huh?
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366. Jimmy, have you
thought it over?
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367. Going to tell me who your friends are
and where I can find them?
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368. Are you going to do the right thing
for your country?
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370. Sorry.
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371. I gotta figure if Peanuts
doesn't want to be here...
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372. that's his call.
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373. Sir, we just
received an e-mail.
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374. - It's a ransom demand for the animal.
- Ransom demand?
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375. We were able to trace their cell signal.
We know where they are.
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376. Sir!
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377. As God is my witness,
I'm gonna kill that damn chimp.
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378. The minister's stopped for
an impromptu press conference...
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the primate habitat and Bobo.
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380. We don't have much time.
You reading me?
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381. We're reading you, Byers.
We're inside.
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382. Byers, how does it look
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383. I don't see
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384. Bobo must be
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385. Remember,
he's a trained killer.
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386. There he is.
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388. What the hell is it?
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389. I think that's a female.
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390. - Bobo is a female?
- No.
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392. She's a recent zoo acquisition
donated by The Boulle Behavioral lab.
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393. What the hell's going on here?
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394. It says here there's two chimps
in this habitat... this female and a male.
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395. They're giving them some privacy,
so they'll breed.
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396. The male is Bobo.
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397. - So where is he?
- Frohike!
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399. Frohike!
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400. Yves, what's going on in there?
Do you copy, Yves?
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401. I've got it
under control, Byers.
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402. Yves? Yves?
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403. The trade minister is almost here.
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404. All right, comrade.
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405. Let's dance.
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406. What happened?
Did you get Bobo?
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407. I've got him.
It's quite a picture.
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408. I'll meet you
at the rear gate.
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409. Here comes our trade minister.
Perfect timing, Yves.
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410. Yves? Are you sure
you have the right chimp?
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411. - Yes. Why do you ask?
- Maybe it's not Bobo.
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412. Maybe that's not a banana.
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413. Run!
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414. Wait.
He's a killer.
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415. Son of a...
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416. I see you're awake.
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417. Don't just stand there. Grab a hammer
and help me kill this monster.
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418. - Relax, Frohike.
- Relax? This is Bobo. He's a trained assassin.
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419. You're right.
This is Bobo.
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420. - And Bobo, God bless him,
is dumber than a bag of rocks.
- What are you talking about?
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421. I'm saying
we got scammed royally.
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422. Peanuts told us a wild tale,
and we fell for it, hook, line and sinker.
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423. Bobo is not an assassin?
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424. What about the plot to murder
the French trade minister?
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425. There was no plot.
The man was never in danger.
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426. - Where's Byers?
- In federal custody, along with Langly and Jimmy.
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427. Langly too?
Good Lord.
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428. - And Peanuts has disappeared.
- Well, what kind of scam is that?
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429. - I mean, what's the point of it all?
- I can't figure it out.
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430. I only know he played us beautifully
right from the start.
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431. Even when he pretended
to try and steal your van.
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432. He didn't plan
on going anywhere.
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433. His feet couldn't
touch the pedals.
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434. It was all about
sucking us in.
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435. Maybe he just wanted
to make monkeys of us all.
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436. So what do we do now?
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437. I imagine the army would be
interested in a trade.
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438. Jimmy, Langly, and Byers
for Peanuts.
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439. Except we don't have Peanuts.
And we don't know where he is.
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440. They don't know that.
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441. Where's my chimpanzee?
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442. You guys cool?
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443. You're really gonna
give him back?
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444. Peanuts, remember me?
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445. Dr. "Asslips"?
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446. So, then,
you got your chimp.
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447. Everybody's happy.
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448. We'll just take
our associates and go.
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449. Nice try.
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450. Dr. Hasslip,
don't do this.
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451. I don't want to do this, Jimmy.
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452. I could care less about
prosecuting you five.
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453. But I'll see you locked away forever
unless I get my animal back.
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454. What's it gonna be?
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455. Sorry.
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456. I'm sorry, too, guys.
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457. I can tell you
where Peanuts is.
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458. He's at the National Zoo.
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459. Byers figured it out,
and he told me.
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460. - Jimmy, stop!
- Yeah, man. Shut up!
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461. See, Peanuts is the chimp
that Byers thought was Bobo.
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462. He's the one that tricked Byers
into getting arrested.
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463. We figure he did it on purpose,
and he must still be at the zoo.
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464. You're betraying Peanuts, Jimmy.
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465. Why on earth
are you doing this?
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466. Because he knows
it's the right thing.
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467. Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
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468. What happened
to his white tuft?
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469. I figured he dyed it so he could
take the place of Bobo here.
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470. Utterly amazing.
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471. Out of the cage, Bobo.
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472. Peanuts.
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473. Sir?
What about them?
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474. If they ever again set foot
on lab property, you may shoot them...
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475. with my hearty
encouragement.
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476. Otherwise,
they're free to go.
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477. You are so fired.
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478. You big jerk!
You're sending Peanuts up the river?
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479. If my hands weren't full,
I'd kick your butt!
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480. Uh, that's a figure
of speech.
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481. I got asthma.
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482. Jimmy,
what are you doing?
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483. You're kidding, right?
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484. You're not kidding?
You guys weren't just playing along?
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485. - Playing along? What are you talking about?
- Isn't it obvious?
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486. This is Peanuts.
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487. Or Simon,
as Byers tells me.
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488. - I'm sorry.
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489. Come on. It had to have been obvious
from the moment you laid eyes on him.
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490. I only saw him
one time and I knew.
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491. Hey, nice tackle, man.
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492. Jimmy, back when you were playing football,
did you wear a helmet?
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493. Bravo, Jimmy.
You've bested me at my own game.
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494. I'm heartened that there's one
amongst you whose intelligence...
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495. I can truly respect.
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496. That means the army
just took Bobo.
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497. I couldn't
believe it myself.
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498. He and Simon look
completely different.
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499. This was your plan
from the start...
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500. for the army to deliver you here
themselves.
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501. By convincing them
you're not who you are...
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502. you ensure that they'll
never bother you again.
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503. Only, how could you know Jimmy
would recognize you and play along?
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504. I didn't. Frankly,
I expected one of you...
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505. to confess to Hasslip
in order to avoid prosecution.
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506. I apologize for misjudging you.
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507. But why escape to the zoo?
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508. Of all places, why here?
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509. - What? Lady Bonkers?
- Well, look at her.
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510. - She's hot.
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511. No offense.
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512. You said she was sent here
from Boulle Laboratory.
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513. Dr. Hasslip thought...
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514. she was a distraction for me.
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515. Still, you can't want
to live in a cage.
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516. The whole world is a cage
when you're trapped in it alone.
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517. - I made this!
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