1. four easy payments—Copy !req
2. and increasing clouds,
chance of rain with—Copy !req
3. Get out of the car!
Get your hands up!Copy !req
4. Get on the ground!Copy !req
5. Hands up, passenger. Get down!Copy !req
6. - I'm down.
- Get on your back.Copy !req
7. Get your hands—
Get your other hand back.Copy !req
8. You're under arrest.Copy !req
9. A teaspoon of garlic powder.Copy !req
10. If you're a homeowner,
crafter, do-it-yourselfer...Copy !req
11. trade professional or confirmed tool nut
that loves to work with your ha—Copy !req
12. Yeah.Copy !req
13. Available in any power tool.Copy !req
14. Future technology today. Like these
high-intensity, never-fail L.E.D. headlights...Copy !req
15. that let you see your work even in
the lowest lighting conditions.Copy !req
16. Almost indestructible.Copy !req
17. Conveniently stored on board,
as is the adjusting wrench—Copy !req
18. - Honey.
- Hey, what are you doing with your hand?Copy !req
19. - What the hell is this?
- Who are you people and what
are you doing in my bed?Copy !req
20. That must be him.Copy !req
21. Hmm. Okay.Copy !req
22. Jimmy, I just want to remind you—Copy !req
23. That I'm only here to observe. Absolutely.Copy !req
24. But my name goes on the story, right?Copy !req
25. You took the call,
so your name goes on the story—Copy !req
26. if we publish it.Copy !req
27. - That's a big "if."
- "Big if."Copy !req
28. Man, my first story.Copy !req
29. - Adam Burgess?
- Yes, yes. Adam Burgess. That's me.Copy !req
30. John Byers. This is my associateJimmy
whom you spoke with on the phone.Copy !req
31. Thank you.
Thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
32. I was worried you weren't
going to show up, and I am just—Copy !req
33. Uh, Mr. Burgess, ifJimmy
understood you correctly...Copy !req
34. you're the victim of some form of
identity theft, is that right?Copy !req
35. - My whole life is gone.
- I'm sure it can feel that way.Copy !req
36. It's certainly a growing
problem on the Internet.Copy !req
37. What was accessed?
Uh, your bank accounts? Your credit cards?Copy !req
38. No, no, no.
My whole life is gone.Copy !req
39. Uh, there's strangers
living in my house.Copy !req
40. Lois, my wife, I don't know
where she is now.Copy !req
41. Neighbors, they don't know
who I am anymore. Police cars chasing me.Copy !req
42. I tell you. I thought
I was losing my mind.Copy !req
43. But then last night, when I was spending the
night in the Dumpster behind the pet store...Copy !req
44. I saw this.Copy !req
45. Ooh. Thus explaining
the smell of cat urine.Copy !req
46. Yeah. Well, when I saw this paper...Copy !req
47. I knew that you would be
the people who would believe me.Copy !req
48. - Who would understand.
- Understand what?Copy !req
49. That I'm from a parallel reality
and that aliens brought me here.Copy !req
50. It's the only explanation
that makes any sense at all.Copy !req
51. Everything in my life exists as it
always has. Home, neighborhood, everything.Copy !req
52. But I am a stranger in this reality.Copy !req
53. And I have proof. I think.Copy !req
54. Proof of alien contact.Copy !req
55. Take a look at this.Copy !req
56. I found this in every crevice
of my body, all over.Copy !req
57. Everywhere.Copy !req
58. Everywhere.Copy !req
59. I believe this is alien goo...Copy !req
60. and my body was submerged in this
to keep me alive in space.Copy !req
61. I'm sorry. We can't help you.Copy !req
62. - What?
- I'm sure there are professionals who can.Copy !req
63. No. Wait, wait.
Please, I'm not crazy.Copy !req
64. I'm sorry.
Uh, best of luck to you.Copy !req
65. Listen. My name is Adam Burgess.
I live at 43 Deck Street.Copy !req
66. I have a wife that loves me.
All I wanna do is go home.Copy !req
67. Please. Please.
I just want my life back.Copy !req
68. I'm sorry.Copy !req
69. What about the alien goo?Copy !req
70. Jimmy—Copy !req
71. I don't think real alien goo
smells like lavender hand lotion.Copy !req
72. There's no story here.Copy !req
73. Byers.Copy !req
74. But what about that?Copy !req
75. Is it the aliens?
Did the aliens do this? Or the government?Copy !req
76. Or aliens working
for the government?Copy !req
77. I think we need to have a little meeting
before we come up with a definitive answer.Copy !req
78. Gentlemen.Copy !req
79. Byers, where did you find this guy?Copy !req
80. He found us or, rather, Jimmy.Copy !req
81. Yeah, figures. Anyway, I'm not ready to
call Mulder just yet.Copy !req
82. - How do you explain his neck?
- Maybe self-mutilation.Copy !req
83. We should check to see
if his nipples are pierced.Copy !req
84. There's nothing alien about this space goo.
It's basically udder cream.Copy !req
85. Use it for lubricating a cow
when you're jerking it for milk.Copy !req
86. Why was it all over his body?Copy !req
87. Yeah, we don't need to go there.Copy !req
88. The guy's obviously a nutjob.Copy !req
89. I say we introduce
his lubricated butt to the door.Copy !req
90. I was ready to dismiss him too,
but-but that thing in the back of his neck...Copy !req
91. looks to me like an electrical contact,
and he didn't even know he had it.Copy !req
92. Somebody surgically implanted it. Why?Copy !req
93. What is it?Copy !req
94. Uh, what is all of this?Copy !req
95. - This?
- Yeah.Copy !req
96. Well, this is Bessie.
She's sort of a homemade M.R.I. machine.Copy !req
97. A big magnet's gonna take
a picture of your head.Copy !req
98. - Is it safe?
- Just so long as I don't get it near your testicles.Copy !req
99. Do I know you from someplace?Copy !req
100. - You look familiar to me.
- I have one of those faces.Copy !req
101. Okay. Let's assume the position.Copy !req
102. - Oh.Copy !req
103. Sorry.Copy !req
104. We have brain.Copy !req
105. - That answers one question.
- Look at this.Copy !req
106. It is a contact.
Connected to some sort of wiring.Copy !req
107. Laced all through his cerebral cortex.
What the hell is this?Copy !req
108. Yeah, yeah. That's it.
It's 43 Deck Street. That's my house.Copy !req
109. - Yeah? Prove it.Copy !req
110. Prove it. Okay.Copy !req
111. Okay. Every morning about this time...Copy !req
112. Frank Langdon goes to work with
his newspaper and his cup of coffee.Copy !req
113. And his wife, Susie, usually chases him out
with a good-bye kiss.Copy !req
114. - Good-bye, honey.
- Good-bye.Copy !req
115. Oh. Jimmy Gaganza.Copy !req
116. He just took up jogging,
but he can't seem to beat the butts.Copy !req
117. And, uh, over here.Copy !req
118. Old nosy Rosie. She's always watching
everybody's business.Copy !req
119. Now, if you want, we can wait here for 15
minutes for Karen the college student.Copy !req
120. Uh, no underwear. I, uh, rearranged
my work schedule for that one.Copy !req
121. You see what I'm talking about.
This is my home. My neighborhood.Copy !req
122. Yeah, only the Maryland
real estate records say it's not.Copy !req
123. Furthermore, we can't find
any record on you whatsoever.Copy !req
124. No driver's license.
No social security number.Copy !req
125. Not even a Blockbuster card.
It's like you don't exist.Copy !req
126. But I do. Just in a reality
parallel to yours.Copy !req
127. It-It's gotta be
the aliens. I'm telling you.Copy !req
128. Adam, can we leave aside the aliens...Copy !req
129. and look for a more earthbound explanation?Copy !req
130. Which is?Copy !req
131. - I swear I know you.
- Byers, can we switch seats?Copy !req
132. How does a man get to know a place
so completely...Copy !req
133. in such vivid detail, when every indication
is that he's never lived there?Copy !req
134. Jimmy, how many huts
are there on Gilligan's Island?Copy !req
135. Four. Not including the tree house Gilligan
built the time he thought nobody liked him.Copy !req
136. Exactly.Copy !req
137. Blackout. You're good to go.Copy !req
138. Hey. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
139. How'd I know
that was there? Hmm?Copy !req
140. Byers, I'm sorry. I still don't follow.Copy !req
141. You're thinking that
Adam never actually lived here...Copy !req
142. but instead he watched
the house on TV?Copy !req
143. Through hidden cameras. Maybe somehow
the images were fed through...Copy !req
144. the input wiring in the back of his neck.Copy !req
145. That's crazy. I lived my life.
I didn't watch it on TV.Copy !req
146. So why cut the power to the house?Copy !req
147. Because if Byers is right, we have to kill
the live feed or we get videotaped ourselves.Copy !req
148. Less talking, more stalking.
Let's get this over with.Copy !req
149. Wh-What about me?
What do I do?Copy !req
150. - I wouldn't.
- Come on, guys.Copy !req
151. I took the call.
Technically, it is my story.Copy !req
152. Journalism kindergarten.
I'll check the bedroom.Copy !req
153. That's it, kid. Keep riding.Copy !req
154. There we go. Nothing to see.Copy !req
155. Perfect. Of course.
I could see that coming.Copy !req
156. - You found something?
- I don't know. Could be.Copy !req
157. - Who are you?
- I'm with the city.Copy !req
158. We're checking the groundwater
for high levels of magnesium.Copy !req
159. Known to cause uncontrollable drooling
in prepubescent children.Copy !req
160. - What's behind your back?
- Nothing.Copy !req
161. - My God. Maybe he was right.Copy !req
162. I saw you messing around with
that box. You did something.Copy !req
163. - Oh, is that so, Einstein?
- I think you're a burglar.Copy !req
164. - What's behind your back?
- It's gonna be an ass paddle
if you don't back off, kid.Copy !req
165. We gotta see what this is.Copy !req
166. Wh-Whoa, I-I don't think
that's a good idea.Copy !req
167. This is my house. I need to know
what's going on in my own house.Copy !req
168. Byers. Langly.Copy !req
169. What's that noise?
I'm telling my mom on you.Copy !req
170. Whoa, little man.
Let's keep it friendly.Copy !req
171. What do you say?
Five bucks make it right, huh?Copy !req
172. Oh! Son of a—Copy !req
173. You better run,
you little bastard. Hey!Copy !req
174. - What the hell do you think you're doing?
- I need to know!Copy !req
175. - Come here. I don't think so.Copy !req
176. I guess this looks bad.Copy !req
177. I guess this looks worse.Copy !req
178. Dr. Devico, we're off-line.
Disturbance at the source.Copy !req
179. Send someone out there
to check. It may be him.Copy !req
180. What about the test subjects?
They're coming out of it.Copy !req
181. Put them in sleep mode... for now.Copy !req
182. Oh! Dear God.Copy !req
183. I told you to face the wall.Copy !req
184. What the hell's the matter with you?Copy !req
185. My nipples hurt.Copy !req
186. What are you looking at?Copy !req
187. - Man, we're screwed.Copy !req
188. There is no law against
a man vandalizing his own house.Copy !req
189. It's not your house.
Get it through that slot in your head.Copy !req
190. You carved up some stranger's living room
and now we're on the hook for it.Copy !req
191. - Langly.
- Why? Why would someone
wanna pump his head...Copy !req
192. full of images of a happy, suburban life?Copy !req
193. - Make him think he's got a home
and a wife and all that?
- I do have a home and a wife.Copy !req
194. Says you. If Byers is right, you can't tell
the difference between fantasy and reality.Copy !req
195. I have a home and a wife. Lois.Copy !req
196. If Byers is right, you could be somebody
completely different and not even know it.Copy !req
197. Judas H. Priest!Copy !req
198. You go on and on and on and on and on,
yammering like some little nancy.Copy !req
199. If you don't shut that hole,
I'm gonna stick my thumbs in your eyes...Copy !req
200. and ride you like a pogo stick!Copy !req
201. I'm just gonna— I'm—Copy !req
202. Did I just say that? I am sorry.Copy !req
203. - Wow.Copy !req
204. I d— You see that screw?Copy !req
205. You see the screw? Hey! Hey!Copy !req
206. Flatfoot. Shouldn't we be having
our morning slop by now? Hey!Copy !req
207. - Hey!
- Somebody else entirely.Copy !req
208. Well, isn't this cozy?Copy !req
209. So, who's gonna tell me
what I'm paying for?Copy !req
210. Sanders back.
Hand-off to Rawlings,
and he's got nowhere to go.Copy !req
211. - Oh, a beautiful spin to break free.
- You just take it easy.Copy !req
212. Oh, looks like he's got
a two to three yard gain...Copy !req
213. before he was brought down
by several Tiger backs.Copy !req
214. Basically what you're looking at here is
a cross-section of Mr. Burgess's brain.Copy !req
215. This is the top and this is the bottom.Copy !req
216. This is the front. That's the back.Copy !req
217. - What do you make of these?
- Conduits for electrical stimuli.Copy !req
218. Possibly behavior modification.Copy !req
219. If so, who was he
before they modified him?Copy !req
220. TVs. Stereos. Speakers. DVD players.Copy !req
221. CD players. Video recorders.Copy !req
222. They call me Maniac Marvin.
But they can't stop me.Copy !req
223. He's escaped.Copy !req
224. I love this guy.Copy !req
225. - They turned me loose.Copy !req
226. I honestly don't know
what came over me, guys.Copy !req
227. I mean, I have never even
heard of this Maniac Marvin.Copy !req
228. I can't imagine why the mere sight of him
would cause me to react like that.Copy !req
229. That's what we hope to find out.
This man may know you.Copy !req
230. - Right now, he's the only lead we have.
- Well, let's do it.Copy !req
231. Uh-uh. Maniac Adam
stays here with me.Copy !req
232. We can't afford the damage bill
if he loses it again.Copy !req
233. I'm looking for Adam Burgess.
He was arrested last night...Copy !req
234. along with some people at this address.Copy !req
235. Is he here?Copy !req
236. Can you tell me where I can find him?
Please. He needs me.Copy !req
237. I'm sorry. You are?Copy !req
238. I'm Lois. His wife.Copy !req
239. And would it kill you to try to push
the warranties a little harder?Copy !req
240. Make it sound like something they can't
live without. Like air, for God's sake.Copy !req
241. - Oh, man. It's really him.
- I got my eye on you.Copy !req
242. - You the gentlemen who had the question?
- Aw, man. You are a maniac.Copy !req
243. That's funny.Copy !req
244. You should, like, wear a pirate's hat.Copy !req
245. The eye patch is for real. I wear a glass eye
during the commercial shoots.Copy !req
246. So let me guess. You gentlemen bought
the Yokahiro wide-screen TV...Copy !req
247. and now you want a refund because the picture
looks like a fun-house mirror?Copy !req
248. Tell you something. The Yokahiro needs a
break-in period. That way it gives the ions...Copy !req
249. - a chance to bond with the vertical hold,
then you get—
- No, sir. Uh...Copy !req
250. Do you recognize this man?Copy !req
251. I can't say I do. Is that it?Copy !req
252. This guy got all hot and sloppy
when he saw my face, is that right?Copy !req
253. I guess I have that effect
on people— the ladies mostly.Copy !req
254. Sorry, gents,
but I can't help you.Copy !req
255. Aw, damn.Copy !req
256. I am so sorry.Copy !req
257. I am so sorry.Copy !req
258. I-I— Really, I'm just very, very sorry.Copy !req
259. - Blow it out your neck hole, weirdo.
- Langly.Copy !req
260. The guy spazzes at the sight of stereo
salesmen and midgets.Copy !req
261. - Who knows what else
is gonna set him off next.
- Let's find out.Copy !req
262. We pulled this video grab from
the outside security camera.Copy !req
263. Do you know this woman?Copy !req
264. That's Lois. My God, you found her.Copy !req
265. Th-This is my wife.
This is my beautiful—Copy !req
266. - Where is she?
- She's not your wife. She only claims to be.Copy !req
267. What are you talking about?Copy !req
268. We think she's your keeper,
and you're her lab rat.Copy !req
269. She wouldn't tell us much, only that you were
undergoing some sort of therapy.Copy !req
270. She says she was transporting you someplace
and that there was a car accident.Copy !req
271. Apparently, you just
wandered away from the scene.Copy !req
272. And found your way home,
or what you thought was home.Copy !req
273. She wouldn't tell us
about those wires in your brain...Copy !req
274. but we think they allow you to see things
and hear things and feel things...Copy !req
275. that aren't really there—
things she wants you to see.Copy !req
276. You two are crazier
than I am. Now, where is Lois?Copy !req
277. Uh, we told her
we didn't know where you were.Copy !req
278. We figured you could use a little time.Copy !req
279. You owe it to yourself
to find out who you really are.Copy !req
280. I know who I am.Copy !req
281. - I'm Adam Burgess.
- No.Copy !req
282. There's no record of an Adam Burgess
because Adam Burgess doesn't exist.Copy !req
283. You're someone else.
You need to remember who.Copy !req
284. - Get off me!Copy !req
285. Get off me!Copy !req
286. I am not you! I will never be you!Copy !req
287. Never! Never! Never!Copy !req
288. And that Dwarf Santini is furious.Copy !req
289. He's making his case
to the ref right now.Copy !req
290. - This man. The Dwarf Santini.Copy !req
291. - This is who you thought you saw?Copy !req
292. - Yeah.
- You said you'll never be like him.
Who is he to you?Copy !req
293. It's hard
to see from here, but whatever
it was, it was just dirty.Copy !req
294. And look out. Santini has
Poco Diablo in a headlock.Copy !req
295. Oh, there. He's down.
Poco Diablo is down.Copy !req
296. Your true identity
better turn out to be rich.Copy !req
297. Can you tell us why
that man makes you so angry?Copy !req
298. What man?Copy !req
299. The Dwarf Santini, you re—Copy !req
300. So where do we find this guy?Copy !req
301. We don't. He's been dead for years.Copy !req
302. He has a daughter however.Copy !req
303. Keep your shirt on.Copy !req
304. They've turned me loose.Copy !req
305. You are such a dip. Come in.Copy !req
306. Sweetie, you don't ever call me back.Copy !req
307. - I'm busy, you know. I got a life.
- I know. I know.Copy !req
308. I was just wondering—Copy !req
309. You think any more about
what we talked about?Copy !req
310. - I wanna be part of your life.
- I'm still married, Marvin.Copy !req
311. I know. I know that.Copy !req
312. It's just that
I've been doing some thinking.Copy !req
313. I want you to get that divorce.
He's out of your life.Copy !req
314. You haven't seen him
for a year. Ayear, Sadie.Copy !req
315. He doesn't love you anymore.Copy !req
316. Marry me and I'll move you out
of this dump and into a nice place.Copy !req
317. You and me. Man and wife.Copy !req
318. I can't marry you. You don't love me.
Not after that crack you made.Copy !req
319. - What crack?
- Oh, don't play stupid, stupid.Copy !req
320. You know. You're all about the sex.
It's all you want.Copy !req
321. Oh. You mean
when I said, "It takes a little
lady to get me off big"?Copy !req
322. - Yeah. You are such a pig.
- I know.Copy !req
323. But that's what
you love about me, baby.Copy !req
324. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
325. - Turn me loose, big boy.Copy !req
326. Who would live here?Copy !req
327. "Muckle." Muckle.Copy !req
328. What does that sound like,
a last name or a sex act?Copy !req
329. It's the married name
of one Sadie Santini...Copy !req
330. who is, apparently, very much
her father's daughter.Copy !req
331. She spent some time on the midget
wrestling circuit.Copy !req
332. - This I gotta see.Copy !req
333. Yeah. Yeah!Copy !req
334. Adam. Adam!Copy !req
335. - You!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
336. Oh!Copy !req
337. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
338. I'm gonna take your other eye
out this time, pal!Copy !req
339. Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine!Copy !req
340. - Charlie, where the hell have you been?
- Charlie? Is that your name?Copy !req
341. Charlie... Muckle.Copy !req
342. Muckle. Charlie Muckle.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
343. Now I'm remembering everything.Copy !req
344. Lois?Copy !req
345. I was afraid I'd find you here.Copy !req
346. Charlie, we need to talk.Copy !req
347. My name is Charlie Muckle,
and I'm an alcoholic.Copy !req
348. And I have anger issues.
And I shoplift.Copy !req
349. And I fill my tank with gas
and drive off without paying...Copy !req
350. and sometimes I cruise the old-folks'home,
uh, acting like a visitor...Copy !req
351. and then I go through their mail,
looking for Social Security checks.Copy !req
352. And I expose myself
in public... sometimes.Copy !req
353. But only to women
who think they're hot stuff.Copy !req
354. Don't forget.
You got my best friend pregnant.Copy !req
355. Oh, yeah. Yeah— Well, yeah...Copy !req
356. did that too.Copy !req
357. - And you despise Charlie, don't you?
- Yes.Copy !req
358. Which is why you were willing to let me
help you become Adam Burgess.Copy !req
359. - Burgess.
- Charlie, you let this woman brainwash you?Copy !req
360. Well, it was either that or doing 24 months
for putting out Marvin's eye...Copy !req
361. the last time I caught
you two in bed together.Copy !req
362. Talk to Marvin.
He knew all about it.Copy !req
363. Hey, you told me that you dropped
the charges and that he just disappeared.Copy !req
364. Baby, I was just looking out
for Charlie's best interests.Copy !req
365. He needed time to heal.Copy !req
366. Is that what you're
doing for this man, healing him?Copy !req
367. I have his signed consent on file.Copy !req
368. Everything we do is legal
and aboveboard.Copy !req
369. What about making him believe you're his wife?
Is that aboveboard as well?Copy !req
370. You're already married to me.Copy !req
371. Perhaps he shouldn't be.Copy !req
372. It may not be healthy
for him... or for you.Copy !req
373. Yeah, Sadie, and she's a doctor.Copy !req
374. Is that right, Charlie?Copy !req
375. Is that what you really think?Copy !req
376. You were always telling me how I could
never compare to your father.Copy !req
377. It's always, "The great man this,
the great man that."Copy !req
378. I can never measure up. You were always
telling me you wanted me to change.Copy !req
379. Well, I changed...Copy !req
380. and for the better.Copy !req
381. Yes, you did, Adam,
and our work can continue.Copy !req
382. It's not too late.Copy !req
383. Well, don't let me stop you.Copy !req
384. Oh, what the hell. Plug me in.Copy !req
385. Baby, this really is the best thing...Copy !req
386. - for everybody.Copy !req
387. I'm not so sure I want my name
on the story after all.Copy !req
388. - What are you talking about?
- Jimmy, as first stories go, this one's a doozy.Copy !req
389. You've got an unproven virtual reality
therapy that threatens to...Copy !req
390. strip its patients
of their very identities.Copy !req
391. It's exactly what the American people
need to be warned about.Copy !req
392. Yeah, I know. It's just... I don't like
how the story ends.Copy !req
393. Well, so what? You're a journalist.Copy !req
394. You report the news, good or bad. You don't
change the news. You don't affect its outcome.Copy !req
395. Oh, yeah? Like you guys just kick back
with your pad and your pencil.Copy !req
396. Like you don't take interest in the people
that you write about and always help 'em out.Copy !req
397. I feel like I dropped the ball.Copy !req
398. How would you end the story?Copy !req
399. I'd have Charlie wind up with Sadie.Copy !req
400. It is so obvious how much
they really love each other...Copy !req
401. even if they won't admit it.Copy !req
402. And there's something not right
when science gets in the way of love.Copy !req
403. I got diabetes now.Copy !req
404. So what are we gonna do about it?Copy !req
405. Happy days, sweet pea.
Your divorce came through.Copy !req
406. What are you doing? It's bad luck to
see the bride before the wedding, you jerk.Copy !req
407. What does it matter?
I saw her naked yesterday.Copy !req
408. How lucky was that?
I love you.Copy !req
409. I've missed you.Copy !req
410. Oh, you're the man
of my dreams, you know that?Copy !req
411. Make love to me.Copy !req
412. Uh, don't I have a job
I'm supposed to be at?Copy !req
413. Not today.
I made it Saturday.Copy !req
414. Oh, Adam, tell me you love me.Copy !req
415. Looks like you were right
about the hidden cameras, Byers.Copy !req
416. I was just wrong about
where to look for them.Copy !req
417. Well, it looks like every utility pole in
the neighborhood is wired with 'em.Copy !req
418. The interior of the house was probably
scanned into the program separately.Copy !req
419. Okay, Yves. You're tapped in.Copy !req
420. - Where's Adam in the program?
- The master bedroom. There.Copy !req
421. - What's he doing?
- I'll tell you when you're older.Copy !req
422. Let's make this quick. Ten to one, nosy Rosie
across the street is calling the cops.Copy !req
423. - Is this really gonna work?Copy !req
424. In theory it should. You see the little boxes
on the phone poles?Copy !req
425. Those are the hidden cameras
we were looking for last time.Copy !req
426. They're feeding audio and video into
a computer somewhere...Copy !req
427. which is transforming it into the virtual
reality that Adam is experiencing.Copy !req
428. - So if we're on-camera—
- Then he should be able to see and hear us.Copy !req
429. However, we won't be able to see him.
So, who's gonna start?Copy !req
430. Charlie! Charlie Muckle.Copy !req
431. - Um, do you hear something?
- It's nothing, Adam. Ignore it.Copy !req
432. - Come on out, man.
- Charlie.Copy !req
433. Charlie!Copy !req
434. Hang on a minute.Copy !req
435. Charlie.
Where is he, Yves?Copy !req
436. Ten feet in front of you.
He's stepping out on the porch.Copy !req
437. Hey.Copy !req
438. - Hey.
- He's trying to talk to you.
I'm patching him through now.Copy !req
439. What are you guys doing here?
I'm a little busy.Copy !req
440. You're like the four blind mice.
Why aren't you even looking at me?Copy !req
441. Because you're not
really here, Charlie.Copy !req
442. Because this whole thing's
like a big video game...Copy !req
443. and you're really somewhere else with a wire
in the back of your neck and blue goo...Copy !req
444. - in every crevice of your body.
- Yeah, yeah. I know. So what?Copy !req
445. - So what?
- So what, uh—Copy !req
446. Listen. Seriously,
there's no pressure here.Copy !req
447. I'm happy. Life is good.
I don't have to make any big decisions.Copy !req
448. It's a perfect life.
It's designed to be.Copy !req
449. - Yeah, but—
- Pretty soon I'll forget who I even am...Copy !req
450. just like before.Copy !req
451. Maybe I'll forget this isn't real.
It'll be even better.Copy !req
452. - You'll forget Sadie too.
- Looking forward to it.Copy !req
453. No, you're not.Copy !req
454. Nobody wants to forget
the people that they love.Copy !req
455. She's better off with Marvin.Copy !req
456. Except she seems to want you.Copy !req
457. - I'm no good for her.
- You're no good for anybody, Charlie.Copy !req
458. You belong on Jerry Springer
or in a zoo, but you can change.Copy !req
459. The old-fashioned way.
Provided you want to badly enough.Copy !req
460. You guys— You guys
make it sound so easy.Copy !req
461. It's not. But I gotta believe
virtual reality...Copy !req
462. with all its perfect weather
and great sex and— Oh, God.Copy !req
463. It's not as good as real life.
Not even close.Copy !req
464. - Oh, crap.Copy !req
465. Let's go. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
466. Come on, Charlie.
Now or never.Copy !req
467. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
468. Let's get ready to get married!Copy !req
469. In this corner, weighing in at 189 pounds
from Washington, D.C...Copy !req
470. - Maniac Marvin Kaufman.Copy !req
471. And entering in the far corner...Copy !req
472. weighing in at 71 pounds
from Columbus, Ohio...Copy !req
473. Sadie "The Terror'Muckle.Copy !req
474. We are gathered here
in the sight of friends, family...Copy !req
475. the World Professional
Wrestling Commission, and the Lord...Copy !req
476. to join you two in holy matrimony.Copy !req
477. Uh, hold it. One minute. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
478. - Hold it one minute.Copy !req
479. - I object.
- We're not even at that part of the ceremony yet.Copy !req
480. - Adam.
- Charlie.Copy !req
481. Sadie, I want my life back.Copy !req
482. You are my life.Copy !req
483. How's this ending?Copy !req
484. - I made this!Copy !req