1. I'm here at campaign
headquarters...Copy !req
2. in downtown Richmond
with Senator Richard Jefferson.Copy !req
3. And cue camera eight.Copy !req
4. - Just four days before the election...Copy !req
5. in a race that's suddenly
ugly with allegation...Copy !req
6. after the death of a Jefferson
campaign worker...Copy !req
7. in a mysterious
auto accident.Copy !req
8. We are all deeply saddened
by the tragic loss...Copy !req
9. of this young woman,
Ms. Bonabo.Copy !req
10. Our hearts go out to the
family of our good friend.Copy !req
11. Hold steady, Byers.Copy !req
12. Stop with the fluff.
Get to the damn allegations.Copy !req
13. Senator, your opponent claims that you're
trying to bury the facts about the accident...Copy !req
14. and the truth about your relationship
with the victim, Ms. Bonabo.Copy !req
15. Let me say emphatically,
those are lies...Copy !req
16. meant to capitalize politically
on a real tragedy.Copy !req
17. Cut the crap, Senator.Copy !req
18. Wasn't Ms. Bonabo's accident
really just a way...Copy !req
19. to keep her quiet
about your torrid little affair?Copy !req
20. Who told him to say that?Copy !req
21. That's a rather bizarre bit of phraseology
I really shouldn't dignify with a response.Copy !req
22. Isn't it well-known among your staff...Copy !req
23. that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?Copy !req
24. Isn't it well-known
amongst your staff...Copy !req
25. that you and Ms. Bonabo
liked to play hide the salami?Copy !req
26. Okay, that's uncalled for. Senator...Copy !req
27. You know, I certainly hope
my mama's not listenin'...Copy !req
28. 'cause I know how it upsets her
to hear these vicious rumors.Copy !req
29. Where'd he get
those questions?Copy !req
30. - Think he's making them up?
- He's too stupid to make them up.Copy !req
31. Senator Skirt Chaser...
"Senator Skirt Chaser"?Copy !req
32. Don't get cute, Langly.
Byers, higher with the balloon.Copy !req
33. Our transmission's cutting out.Copy !req
34. Wait a second.
Who's that guy?Copy !req
35. - What guy?
- The guy with the silver balloon.Copy !req
36. - I don't know.
- I don't know how, but he's
hijacked our transmission.Copy !req
37. What...Copy !req
38. Torpedo in the water.Copy !req
39. Get off me.Copy !req
40. I think we're in trouble.
Byers has been spotted.Copy !req
41. Hey, you!Copy !req
42. I'm talkin' to you.Copy !req
43. - Ahh.
- What's your business here?Copy !req
44. Me? I'm with 60 Minutes.Copy !req
45. No, you're not.
Who's your boss?Copy !req
46. Geraldo Rivera?Copy !req
47. - Uh, hey, guys?
- Hey, Langly.Copy !req
48. Come clean, Senator.
How'd you do it?Copy !req
49. Slit her brake lines?
Have her run off the road?Copy !req
50. Come on, Senator. How many bimbos
do you have to ice to bury the truth?Copy !req
51. Being that you've buried
more pipe than Exxon in Alaska!Copy !req
52. Shut the damn door!
I'm on a... roll.Copy !req
53. Uh, pay no attention
to that man.Copy !req
54. Next stop: Ladies' Wear.Copy !req
55. Walk on by, brother.
Let it go.Copy !req
56. Enchanté, mademoiselle.Copy !req
57. You got a problem, Officer?Copy !req
58. You got a problem
with the hair, man?Copy !req
59. - Langly...
- No, no.Copy !req
60. I just spent nine hours
in jail defending my honor.Copy !req
61. I think I deserve a little respect
from the man in blue here.Copy !req
62. An apology for my friend and I...Copy !req
63. for suffering insults, humiliation
and time in the slammer...Copy !req
64. to see that justice is done.Copy !req
65. You know what the difference
between you and me is?Copy !req
66. It ain't the hair.Copy !req
67. And it ain't the doughnut duster
over your big fat pie hole!Copy !req
68. - The difference between you and me is...
- Langly!Copy !req
69. The difference between you
and me is I got a gun.Copy !req
70. Come on.Copy !req
71. Hey, man, we got
four days till the election.Copy !req
72. Four days to make sure the senator
is exposed for what he is...Copy !req
73. before he can put
the fix in for good.Copy !req
74. - We are not gonna get that
story rotting in the hoosegow.Copy !req
75. - Hey, are you guys all right?
- Yeah, no thanks to you.Copy !req
76. - I tried to warn you.
- Save it, Jimmy.Copy !req
77. It was a long, cold
night in the pokey.Copy !req
78. Some guy named Harish
tried to make me his afghan.Copy !req
79. Oh, man!
Do I feel terrible!Copy !req
80. Not the dog, Jimmy.
The blanket.Copy !req
81. WhatJimmy's trying to say is
it was all for nothing.Copy !req
82. SenatorJefferson's ratings didn't go down
after the interview. They went up.Copy !req
83. The whole thing was seen
as an ambush, a political stunt.Copy !req
84. What's wrong with people? Doesn't
anyone care that a woman's dead?Copy !req
85. That a U.S. senator
had her bumped off?Copy !req
86. The man's getting away
with murder.Copy !req
87. - He may be, unless we can get proof that he did it.
- Proof?Copy !req
88. Jefferson's a player,
a notorious wrecking machine...Copy !req
89. a married man that carries on
like a sex-crazed teenager...Copy !req
90. and now he's gone
Chappaquiddick on us.Copy !req
91. I say we run with the story.
Run it now, verify facts later.Copy !req
92. Langly, what about journalistic integrity?
We cannot print rumors.Copy !req
93. Yeah, and what if it backfires again?Copy !req
94. These people put the right spin on the story,
Jefferson could go to the White House.Copy !req
95. I'd vote for him.Copy !req
96. I'd vote for him.Copy !req
97. Hey, he seems like a great guy.Copy !req
98. Come here, Jimmy.
I wanna feel your forehead.Copy !req
99. - Ow! What'd you do that for?
- I owed it to the world.Copy !req
100. We're wasting time here.Copy !req
101. He's right. Let's get moving.Copy !req
102. What do you guys
want me to do?Copy !req
103. Just clean the windshield, Gomer Pyle,
and then get out of the way.Copy !req
104. Stop!Copy !req
105. What'd I do now?Copy !req
106. You may have just preserved
a valuable piece of information.Copy !req
107. - "Rx"? Is that a prescription number?
- There's one way to find out.Copy !req
108. Gentlemen, looks like we may
have ourselves a Deep Throat.Copy !req
109. Whoa, guys.Copy !req
110. Someone's left us a clue on the woman
who died in the accident.Copy !req
111. You mean on the windshield?
That's her prescription number?Copy !req
112. What would a dead woman
need a prescription for?Copy !req
113. There's no one here.
Maybe we can just slip in...Copy !req
114. get the Bonabo file,
and Bob's your uncle.Copy !req
115. Can I help you gentlemen?Copy !req
116. Uh, yeah. Um, yeah.Copy !req
117. My-My friend here is really ill.Copy !req
118. He's got a bad, um...
stomachache.Copy !req
119. - Where does it hurt?
- Oh, it hurts all over.Copy !req
120. - Then you need a specialist.
- No. I-It's an emergency.Copy !req
121. Doctor can't treat
what doctor can't see.Copy !req
122. I'm going to send you
for a lower G.I.Copy !req
123. No. No, no.
We know what's wrong.Copy !req
124. He's got... gas.Copy !req
125. Terrible, explosive gas.Copy !req
126. - Nurse, can you come back
here? -Excuse me.Copy !req
127. Gas? Couldn't you choose
something more dignified?Copy !req
128. - Like what?
- Like I don't know what.Copy !req
129. How am I supposed
to fake a gas attack?Copy !req
130. How am I supposed to sneak
in there and get those files?Copy !req
131. The, uh, doctor will see you now.Copy !req
132. Remove your clothes
and put on a gown.Copy !req
133. Doctor will be along.Copy !req
134. What in heaven's name?Copy !req
135. Excuse me. Nurse?
Watch the other patients.Copy !req
136. I think we have an emergency.Copy !req
137. I feel better now.
Really. I'm fine!Copy !req
138. Must've been the chili
cheese dog I had for lunch.Copy !req
139. What exactly is this stuff?Copy !req
140. Forensic adhesive. I borrowed it
from a friend at the F.B.I.Copy !req
141. Used it to pull the prints off whomever
wrote on our windshield.Copy !req
142. You're going to use it
to find a match.Copy !req
143. And all I have to do is walk in
and shake hands with people?Copy !req
144. Someone on the senator's
team may be our informant.Copy !req
145. We find out who, we may be able to persuade
them to tell us how he killed the girl.Copy !req
146. You are our eyes and ears, Jimmy.Copy !req
147. - Headquarters. May I help you?Copy !req
148. Yes, we are open. Mm-hmm.
Volunteering would be great.Copy !req
149. Jimmy Bond... in the house.Copy !req
150. Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.Copy !req
151. Hi. I'm here to volunteer
my services to the campaign.Copy !req
152. James Bond.
Call meJimmy.Copy !req
153. Do you have any campaign
experience, Jimmy?Copy !req
154. Campaign experience?Copy !req
155. Uh... no.Copy !req
156. Any special skills to volunteer?Copy !req
157. Special skills? Uh, well,
I can count to 20 in Mexican.Copy !req
158. Great! Why don't you try over
with the senator's opponent, Jimmy?Copy !req
159. No. Wait. Can I just say
what an honor it is to be here?Copy !req
160. Just to be in the presence
of such dedicated Americans...Copy !req
161. as SenatorJefferson and yourself.Copy !req
162. And can I just say thank you?Copy !req
163. Thank you for keeping
the dream alive.Copy !req
164. Here. Lick some envelopes.Copy !req
165. You're doing fine, Jimmy.Copy !req
166. I can't believe I'm actually
part of the senator's campaign.Copy !req
167. - Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
168. - What's happening there, Jimmy?Copy !req
169. Everything's under control.Copy !req
170. Oh, man.Copy !req
171. In here. Hurry up.Copy !req
172. - What is it?
- I've been calling the apartment
for two hours, Jock. No answer.Copy !req
173. - What do you mean?
- Nobody's home. The sitter's gone.Copy !req
174. Would you calm down. Maybe
she just took him out for a stroll.Copy !req
175. I can't take it. I'd kill myself
if anything happened to him.Copy !req
176. What if she's out blabbing her mouth to
whoever's pursuing the senator's dead girlfriend?Copy !req
177. In that case,
we're dead too.Copy !req
178. - We're going to hell for this.
- We have bigger problems than that, Brenda.Copy !req
179. Someone's trying to sink us.
We have three days to see that they don't.Copy !req
180. Three days? Three days the senator could
impregnate the entire League of Women Voters.Copy !req
181. You want to quit? Huh? Or you gonna help
me keep his pants up and get him elected?Copy !req
182. Now come on.Copy !req
183. All clear, Your Gassiness.Copy !req
184. The things I do for a story.Copy !req
185. Are you sure this is her place?Copy !req
186. The doctor wrote Barbara Bonabo
a tranquilizer prescription.Copy !req
187. This was the address she used.Copy !req
188. You know what this is?Copy !req
189. This is the senator's love nest.Copy !req
190. All right.
Over against the wall.Copy !req
191. Both you boys know the routine.Copy !req
192. How did you know I was here?Copy !req
193. Police been watching this place
and a hundred more like it...Copy !req
194. ever since your story broke
in the newspaper.Copy !req
195. You cops have
all the dumb luck.Copy !req
196. The revolutionary kitchen appliance...Copy !req
197. that makes dish washing a breeze.Copy !req
198. - He was left alone?
- All by himself?Copy !req
199. - That's what "alone" means.
- He wasn't left alone for long.Copy !req
200. - How would you know that?
- I put my nose to his diaper.Copy !req
201. And you think it's the senator's?Copy !req
202. It's the senator's love shack.Copy !req
203. He was afraid his chicky was gonna squeal, so
he fed her the pills and took her for a drive.Copy !req
204. - Of course it's his.
- But the senator's a married man.Copy !req
205. What would his wife think?Copy !req
206. That's what this is all about!Copy !req
207. - Langly?Copy !req
208. Hey, what do I know about kids?Copy !req
209. Maybe it's just hungry.
Somebody get it a cheeseburger.Copy !req
210. Huh.Copy !req
211. If it gets out that this
is the senator's baby...Copy !req
212. he's gonna lose the election.Copy !req
213. Exactly.
We can do D.N.A. testing.Copy !req
214. Mm-mmm. That'd take
more than 48 hours.Copy !req
215. I got a hunch one ofJefferson's
people may be willing to talk.Copy !req
216. Jimmy was able to eavesdrop on
Jefferson's campaign managers.Copy !req
217. The woman was upset, angry
at the senator. Maybe about the kid.Copy !req
218. Of course.
It makes perfect sense.Copy !req
219. She was angry at his behavior but afraid to go
public, so she left a clue on our windshield.Copy !req
220. Jimmy, you gotta go back in there,
man. Get her to dish the dirt.Copy !req
221. We get proof this is Jefferson's
love child, he's going down.Copy !req
222. And our circulation's going up.Copy !req
223. I thought all you guys
were looking for was the truth.Copy !req
224. But you're out to ruin
the senator.Copy !req
225. Our job isn't to judge.Copy !req
226. It's to get the news
and report it.Copy !req
227. Let the chips fall
where they may.Copy !req
228. - Yeah, if you say so.Copy !req
229. But who's gonna watch the kid?Copy !req
230. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger,
cheeseburger. Langly!Copy !req
231. - Langly? Langly? Lang...Copy !req
232. - Peekaboo.
- I can't take this!Copy !req
233. Oh, it's only been five minutes.
Here. I think he needs a bottle.Copy !req
234. P.U! That's not all it needs.Copy !req
235. We're fresh out of milk.Copy !req
236. How about some nondairy
coffee creamer?Copy !req
237. Whatever. Just get in here.Copy !req
238. Ooh-fah. Why spend billions
developing biological warfare?Copy !req
239. - What is that?Copy !req
240. Out of my way, Mr. Mom.Copy !req
241. All right already!
Enough with the fire hose!Copy !req
242. Okay now, the senator
is just a little behind.Copy !req
243. He can see you.
It's just he's in a meeting.Copy !req
244. Jimmy! That's your name,
isn't it? Can you come with me?Copy !req
245. - Is something the matter?
- See this group of blue-haired ladies?Copy !req
246. - Don't look at them. Just keep moving.
- Who are they?Copy !req
247. Big supporters of the senator
here to present him an award.Copy !req
248. - Wow. Can I meet the senator too?
- That's where we're going, Jimmy.Copy !req
249. He fell like a wet sack of crap.Copy !req
250. - What happened to him?
- He's got a condition.Copy !req
251. Bet those ladies out there
are gonna be so disappointed.Copy !req
252. - That's just it, Jimmy.
- Those women drove seven hours
to present this award.Copy !req
253. Their support is critical to the election.
He's got to accept it.Copy !req
254. - Shouldn't we call a doctor?
- No!Copy !req
255. I don't know.Copy !req
256. He doesn't seem in any shape
to be in public.Copy !req
257. Jimmy, do it. Do what they say.
It's our chance to expose him.Copy !req
258. Senator?
Senator Jefferson?Copy !req
259. If you can just get him on his feet,
he usually comes around.Copy !req
260. - Senator?
- Senator!Copy !req
261. Man the lifeboats.Copy !req
262. You've got the Women's
Auxiliary here, Senator.Copy !req
263. - They're waiting.
- They just want to hear a word from you.Copy !req
264. Oh. Let's get you
some dry clothes.Copy !req
265. I believe I have to urinate.Copy !req
266. Your
endorsement is so important
to me. I am truly blessed.Copy !req
267. Without you ladies, I'm nothing.Copy !req
268. A man with good intentions
is just a man.Copy !req
269. But a man in office with the support
of folks like y'all is a man on a mission.Copy !req
270. Thank you.Copy !req
271. Thank God she's here.Copy !req
272. Langly, is that a baby crying?Copy !req
273. No. That's a baby about to drive us
into a tower with guns.Copy !req
274. Come on.
How bad can it be?Copy !req
275. You wanna see a funny face?Copy !req
276. And you boys wonder
what the problem is?Copy !req
277. I'm in no mood for your
usual sarcasm, Yves.Copy !req
278. Just show us where
the volume control is.Copy !req
279. - You must be joking.
- We tried everything.Copy !req
280. - It's okay. It's okay.
- We fed him. We changed him.Copy !req
281. I even read him bedtime stories about
the F.B.I.'s illegal collection of surveillance data.Copy !req
282. This kid refuses to negotiate.Copy !req
283. Even you're not that stupid, Frohike.Copy !req
284. He won't quit crying until
you give him what he wants.Copy !req
285. Free the prisoners.Copy !req
286. Oh, God.
I'm dealing with schoolboys.Copy !req
287. - Oh, look at you.Copy !req
288. - Look at you.Copy !req
289. You're a bright boy.
Yes, you are.Copy !req
290. - I don't believe it.Copy !req
291. - That's it? That's all it took?
- Sticking a finger in its mouth?Copy !req
292. Did it ever occur to you that
your little prince might be teething?Copy !req
293. Well, when we found him, he didn't
come with an instruction manual.Copy !req
294. You found him?Copy !req
295. No. No, of course not.Copy !req
296. That's just a figure of speech.
We didn't find him.Copy !req
297. Uh, he's Frohike's.Copy !req
298. Melvin.Copy !req
299. Hey, you know, you tomcat
around long enough...Copy !req
300. you're bound to wind up
with a litter or two.Copy !req
301. Come to Papa, big boy.Copy !req
302. Quite a day, don't you know?Copy !req
303. Quite a day, don't you know?Copy !req
304. Jimmy!Copy !req
305. Good work today. I know
the senator really appreciates it.Copy !req
306. Oh. Hey, thanks.Copy !req
307. Nah, it's okay, Jimmy.
Hey, listen.Copy !req
308. There's something I want
to discuss with you if I may.Copy !req
309. What you saw today
in the bathroom...Copy !req
310. the senator's, uh, condition...Copy !req
311. understand, we don't discuss it.Copy !req
312. Really nothing to discuss.Copy !req
313. Discuss it with him, Jimmy.Copy !req
314. Not that it's any of my business...Copy !req
315. but this condition,
if we were to discuss it...Copy !req
316. what exactly
would we be discussing?Copy !req
317. Well, I don't know
how to put this.Copy !req
318. The senator's on a medication
for his angina.Copy !req
319. - His what?
- Well, the senator has a little angina.Copy !req
320. Aw, come on.Copy !req
321. I know, I know. He seems
like such a big, strong man.Copy !req
322. But it's true,
and it's not important...Copy !req
323. as long as he keeps
doing the job well, right?Copy !req
324. Now this is just between us.Copy !req
325. I'll get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
326. We need to have a little talk.Copy !req
327. - About?
- Oh, I think you know.Copy !req
328. And you're pretty darn
upset about it too.Copy !req
329. - What are you talking about?
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
330. What kind of fool
do you take me for?Copy !req
331. The senator may be
a big, strong man...Copy !req
332. but you and I know
what his condition is.Copy !req
333. Look, you and I both know
the senator doesn't have an angina.Copy !req
334. But that's not the big secret.Copy !req
335. I think you're just looking
for someone to tell...Copy !req
336. aren't you?Copy !req
337. Whenever you're ready...
I'm your man.Copy !req
338. Brenda?Copy !req
339. He knows, Jock.
About everything.Copy !req
340. Well, looks like we'll just
have to take care of it.Copy !req
341. Just like we did with
the senator's little girlfriend.Copy !req
342. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
343. Hi, Jimmy. How are you?Copy !req
344. Uh, fine.
How are you doing?Copy !req
345. Great. Just great. In fact,
things are lookin' so good...Copy !req
346. Jock and I think we no longer need
you here as a volunteer, Jimmy.Copy !req
347. What are you saying?Copy !req
348. I'm saying that SenatorJefferson looks
like he's got this one in the bag...Copy !req
349. and he wants to bring you
on his team full-time, Jimmy.Copy !req
350. No. Seriously?Copy !req
351. And as a show of faith,
we'd like to give you a little bonus.Copy !req
352. To just say thanks, Jimmy.Copy !req
353. - I know what this is.
- Just a little something.Copy !req
354. Yeah. Like the job offer.Copy !req
355. Keep me quiet
about the senator.Copy !req
356. You know...Copy !req
357. I've always believed that
the senator was a great man.Copy !req
358. When that train
jumped the tracks...Copy !req
359. and all those
schoolkids were hurt...Copy !req
360. he was there,
with the families, crying.Copy !req
361. And when he got up there to Washington
and poured his heart out...Copy !req
362. about making sure that
the needy weren't forgotten...Copy !req
363. he changed people's minds
'cause he cared.Copy !req
364. But I guess maybe there's
another side to the story...Copy !req
365. one that I keep wishing
weren't true.Copy !req
366. See, I want to believe that
the senator's a great man...Copy !req
367. but not because
somebody's paying me to.Copy !req
368. Could you lay off the buzzer?
I just got the kid to sleep.Copy !req
369. Melvin, I'm so impressed.Copy !req
370. I really thought you'd be all thumbs
at this fatherhood business.Copy !req
371. You do know it's quite a turn-on
when a man shows himself so capable.Copy !req
372. - Really?
- Maybe I have to reevaluate you.Copy !req
373. Okay, whose finger's responsible
for the electroshock treatment?Copy !req
374. Hey, show some respect. The lady's
here out of concern for the child.Copy !req
375. - A lot more than I can say for you, Ichabod Crane.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
376. If you're so concerned, why don't you check
out the throttle on your urban cow-baby?Copy !req
377. "Urban cow-baby"?Copy !req
378. Have you both gone insane?Copy !req
379. - You could be thrown in jail.Copy !req
380. It's working, isn't it?Copy !req
381. Yeah, if you're trying to make
a milk shake in the kid's stomach.Copy !req
382. - Melvin, you should be ashamed.Copy !req
383. How are we supposed
to get any work done?Copy !req
384. How are we supposed
to publish our paper...Copy !req
385. and root out graft, corruption and
corporate greed for our loyal readers...Copy !req
386. if we're changing poopy diapers?Copy !req
387. A man who has to even ask that
question is hardly a man at all!Copy !req
388. - Did you hear all that?
- They were bribing you.Copy !req
389. - Yeah. Can you believe it?
- Jimmy, this is great news.Copy !req
390. Well, I'm glad you think so!Copy !req
391. They were buying your silence.
It's completely illegal.Copy !req
392. Like they think I can be bought.Copy !req
393. - Where's the check, Jimmy?
- Where is it?Copy !req
394. - I tore it up!
- You tore it up?Copy !req
395. Into little itty-bitty pieces,
and then I scattered it...Copy !req
396. all over that no-good
Brenda's desk...Copy !req
397. to let her know
who they're dealing with!Copy !req
398. For God's sake, that was our
evidence you destroyed, Jimmy!Copy !req
399. - You said you needed fingerprints.Copy !req
400. - How's it going, guys?
- We're doomed.Copy !req
401. What do you mean,
we're doomed?Copy !req
402. We got 36 hours to the election,
and we got nothing.Copy !req
403. No evidence, no story. Nothing to prove
the senator did anything wrong.Copy !req
404. What happened to Deep Throat,
the turncoat, this Linda Tripp?Copy !req
405. If she ever wanted to talk,
I'd say that opportunity is long gone.Copy !req
406. You want evidence?
I'll get you evidence.Copy !req
407. I'll get you the story.Copy !req
408. The love your baby feels
is the love your baby deals.Copy !req
409. In the animal kingdom...Copy !req
410. babies who are not nurtured
by their mothers...Copy !req
411. grow up unprepared
to nurture their own offspring.Copy !req
412. So it is
with the human animal.Copy !req
413. I can't go through with this.Copy !req
414. Melvin, he's your child.Copy !req
415. So the job of nurturing
falls both to Mommy and Daddy.Copy !req
416. But sometimes Daddy feels
ill-equipped to bond with Baby...Copy !req
417. and that's why
we're here today.Copy !req
418. Gentlemen, keep those
nipples high and proud!Copy !req
419. Breathe one word of this, Yves...Copy !req
420. - Look at you.Copy !req
421. Look at you.
Look at Little Billy Goat Gruff.Copy !req
422. How could the senator abandon
such a sweet little angel?Copy !req
423. "Well, well, well, well"Copy !req
424. "Oh, happy day"Copy !req
425. "Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day"Copy !req
426. "Oh, happy day"Copy !req
427. "When Senator Jefferson walks"Copy !req
428. "When the senator walks"Copy !req
429. "When Senator Jefferson walks"Copy !req
430. "Oh, yes, when he walks"Copy !req
431. - Grande decaf, no cream.Copy !req
432. Grande regular, cream and sugar.Copy !req
433. A triple grande cappuccino.
Here you go.Copy !req
434. "Oh, happy day"Copy !req
435. "Oh, happy day"
- Your coffees.Copy !req
436. "Oh, happy day"Copy !req
437. "When Senator Jefferson walks"Copy !req
438. "When the senator walks"Copy !req
439. "When Senator Jefferson walks"Copy !req
440. "Yes, when he walks"
- Nice kid.Copy !req
441. "When Senator Jefferson walks"Copy !req
442. "When Senator Jefferson walks"Copy !req
443. Sing for Jefferson!Copy !req
444. What on earth are you doing?Copy !req
445. Bringing you your evidence.Copy !req
446. Fingerprints.Copy !req
447. On the cups.Copy !req
448. - It's too late.
- Maybe not.Copy !req
449. Leave it to you bumbling fools
to ruin a beautiful opportunity.Copy !req
450. She knows everything.Copy !req
451. You let this man get away
with fathering an illegitimate child?Copy !req
452. And keeping it a secret
from the voters over there!Copy !req
453. - Just cool your jets, Yves.
- Hey!Copy !req
454. I think we've found our Deep Throat.Copy !req
455. Psst. Psst. Come here.Copy !req
456. Oh, my God! Oh!Copy !req
457. Oh, I was so worried that something
terrible had happened to him.Copy !req
458. Something awful.Copy !req
459. The little guy's fine, Brenda.Copy !req
460. Ow! Oh!Copy !req
461. You! I oughta kick your butt
from here to the Potomac!Copy !req
462. - For what?
- For lyin' to me.Copy !req
463. For playin' the big, dumb,
stupid lunkhead.Copy !req
464. - I wasn't playin' anything.
- Oh, no?Copy !req
465. "The senator's a great man.
The senator's this. The senator's that."Copy !req
466. And then you go and kidnap his baby and
bring him here, so you can humiliate him.Copy !req
467. - That's what you wanted?
- Me? To ruin the senator?Copy !req
468. A clue left on our windshield
led us to the kid.Copy !req
469. We pulled a fingerprint off of it,
which matched up perfectly with this.Copy !req
470. Grande vanilla, two percent,
no whip, caramel latte, babe.Copy !req
471. I had a regular cappuccino.Copy !req
472. - That's not your cup?
- No.Copy !req
473. And not her fingerprints either.Copy !req
474. Then whose cup is it?Copy !req
475. - As I stand here today,
just hours before election day...Copy !req
476. I stand here
as a partner with you.Copy !req
477. - As a friend, a relative...Copy !req
478. a man you can trust not just to protect
the America we know and love...Copy !req
479. but to fight for you
like a junkyard dog!Copy !req
480. - I am but a man...Copy !req
481. Folks, you'll have to excuse me.Copy !req
482. I got voters out there waiting.
Now what's this all about?Copy !req
483. About you being ruined, Senator.Copy !req
484. Ruined? By who? These people?Copy !req
485. We're reporters, Senator,
from a paper called the Lone Gunman.Copy !req
486. - We've been working on an exposé.
- An exposé?Copy !req
487. About who? Not me.Copy !req
488. About your drunken behavior
and your reckless carousing...Copy !req
489. and the death of one
of your campaign workers.Copy !req
490. Those are rumors.
You tell 'em, Jock.Copy !req
491. Jock already told 'em.Copy !req
492. That's how they know
the truth, Senator.Copy !req
493. Jock? NotJock.
Jock's my boy.Copy !req
494. Your loyal campaign manager over there
is a backstabbing traitor.Copy !req
495. Why don't you just
admit it to him, Jock?Copy !req
496. Look, we know about your
affair with Barbara Bonabo.Copy !req
497. A clue left on our car led us
to a doctor who wrote prescriptions...Copy !req
498. for the tranquilizers in her system
the night of her accident.Copy !req
499. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What doctor?
What tranquilizer?Copy !req
500. You talk like I know any of this.Copy !req
501. The reason you don't know any
is because I took care of it for you.Copy !req
502. Like I take care of everything.
All the mess. All your dirty secrets.Copy !req
503. You killed Barbara Bonabo, Jock?Copy !req
504. No, I didn't kill her.
We just wanted to keep her quiet...Copy !req
505. make her disappear
till after the election.Copy !req
506. But she took some pills
and took a drive.Copy !req
507. She was distraught.
She was in love with you.Copy !req
508. But then they're all
in love with you.Copy !req
509. Whatever my behavior
or my affairs...Copy !req
510. this was wrong, Jock.Copy !req
511. Apparently not, Senator.Copy !req
512. Somehow I always turn it
into a victory, don't I?Copy !req
513. Well, not this time.Copy !req
514. No. Jock hates you so much, he put
the story right under their nose.Copy !req
515. Anonymously, like a coward.Copy !req
516. I got a career ahead of me,
unlike the senator here.Copy !req
517. Even if they write the story...Copy !req
518. it won't come out until
after the election, Senator.Copy !req
519. There's only one little problem.Copy !req
520. It's mine? I'm the father?Copy !req
521. Jefferson's the man.Copy !req
522. Well, this is unforeseen.Copy !req
523. I do apologize, Brenda.Copy !req
524. I'm sorry.
I've let you down.Copy !req
525. You too, Jock.Copy !req
526. I don't blame you for hatin' me.Copy !req
527. Where are you going, Senator?Copy !req
528. I'm gonna save
these boys some trouble.Copy !req
529. I'm gonna tell
the people out there...Copy !req
530. the truth... myself.Copy !req
531. Senator?Copy !req
532. I'm still voting for you.Copy !req
533. Thank you, Jimmy.Copy !req
534. - All right, Senator.Copy !req
535. - Oh, now. I know you're hungry.Copy !req
536. - Just come on. Have
a little milk. Come on.Copy !req
537. I'm here at Sen. Jefferson's
campaign headquarters...Copy !req
538. where yesterday voters rallied excitedly,
expecting a landslide victory.Copy !req
539. But those rally cries turned
to deadening silence this morning...Copy !req
540. after a cheerful speech
by the senator...Copy !req
541. telling the voters
about a secret affair...Copy !req
542. and of a love child
with a former campaign worker.Copy !req
543. - I can't listen to this.Copy !req
544. Play with fire, Jimmy,
you're gonna get burned.Copy !req
545. At least he was man enough to go
out there and admit the truth.Copy !req
546. Well, he's still a great man.Copy !req
547. But not a great father.Copy !req
548. - You got a problem with the hair, man?Copy !req
549. He thinks you're his mother.Copy !req
550. Bug off, Frohike. We're
spending quality time here.Copy !req
551. - Hey, it's my turn to hold him.Copy !req
552. Get the door.Copy !req
553. What's he doing here?Copy !req
554. I wasn't sure
I had the right address.Copy !req
555. Anyway, uh, may I come in?Copy !req
556. So, this is the conscience
of America, huh?Copy !req
557. We only mean
to report the truth.Copy !req
558. Well, it's a good thing.
And inspiring.Copy !req
559. Wouldn't it be great if we
could all be more like you?Copy !req
560. That's what you
came here to tell us?Copy !req
561. No, Jimmy. No. I...
I came for something else.Copy !req
562. - The kid?Copy !req
563. Langly.Copy !req
564. Well, hello, Son. Goodness.Copy !req
565. You don't even have
a name yet, do you?Copy !req
566. You know what? I believe
I'm gonna call you William.Copy !req
567. - How about that? William Jefferson.
- That's a great name.Copy !req
568. What can I say?Copy !req
569. He's a good man. I just came to pick up
some baby stuff for the senator.Copy !req
570. Excuse me.Copy !req
571. Hey.Copy !req
572. - Everybody! Come here!
- What is it?Copy !req
573. First election results in showing Senator
Jefferson not out of this race by any means.Copy !req
574. - Oh, hey.
- Oh.Copy !req
575. - I know.
- Okay.Copy !req
576. - It's okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
577. Oh, it's all right.Copy !req
578. - I made this!Copy !req