1. The year... 1944.Copy !req
2. D- day.Copy !req
3. After a successful landing
on the beaches of Normandy...Copy !req
4. Allied troops battle their way through
the French countryside...Copy !req
5. on to Paris
and the liberation of France...Copy !req
6. but, for some,
liberation comes too late.Copy !req
7. A brave member of the French Resistance
murdered by a traitor...Copy !req
8. the dreaded Poisoner of Alsace.Copy !req
9. Alsace-Lorraine...
historic frontier province...Copy !req
10. long claimed by both France
and Germany.Copy !req
11. The village of Verzenay...Copy !req
12. here the Poisoner of Alsace
lays claim to some 20 victims...Copy !req
13. all members
of the French Resistance.Copy !req
14. But what of
this shadowy poisoner?Copy !req
15. Who is he... or she?Copy !req
16. Suspected is this woman...
Madame Davos.Copy !req
17. Before the occupation, she was well known
as the best baker of Verzenay.Copy !req
18. But few saw her true face.Copy !req
19. Heroic marines capture
a high-ranking Nazi officer...Copy !req
20. believed to be the man behind
Madame Davos's treachery.Copy !req
21. - But why did she do it?Copy !req
22. There are rumors
among the town folk...Copy !req
23. hushed talk
of illicit rendezvous, romance.Copy !req
24. - "I will never tell you. You'll never find her.Copy !req
25. You will never learn her secret. "Copy !req
26. Prophetic words, for the madame
disappeared and has not been seen since.Copy !req
27. Will she be found?Copy !req
28. What is her mysterious secret?Copy !req
29. We may never know.Copy !req
30. - Son of a...
- Frohike, we got a deadline here.Copy !req
31. I need your column
10 minutes ago.Copy !req
32. I need the... file on the Warren Commission
in order to finish it.Copy !req
33. Try lookin' under "W."Copy !req
34. Oh! You moron.Copy !req
35. He files the Warren Commission
under "T"...Copy !req
36. the Warren Commission.Copy !req
37. - Cut the guy some slack.
- Oh, and look.Copy !req
38. Here's the Teapot Dome Scandal...Copy !req
39. the Grassy Knoll.Copy !req
40. I say we fire his ass.Copy !req
41. You just gotta know how to handle him.
Keep it simple.Copy !req
42. Like I asked him
to clean my keyboard.Copy !req
43. Byers.Copy !req
44. You're both forgetting
it's his life savings keeping us in print.Copy !req
45. - I don't care. He's a menace.
- He believes in our mission.Copy !req
46. He's got a good heart.
And...Copy !req
47. he's so happy to be here.Copy !req
48. If we let him go,
it'll crush him.Copy !req
49. Crush who?
Who's gonna get crushed?Copy !req
50. Jimmy, uh...Copy !req
51. we've been talking,
and, uh...Copy !req
52. we're not sure this is
the right place for you.Copy !req
53. What, are you kidding?Copy !req
54. Working with guys like you,
it's a dream.Copy !req
55. - Jimmy...
- I've been looking my whole
life for something like this...Copy !req
56. to feel
like I make a difference...Copy !req
57. to work
with men of integrity...Copy !req
58. to fight
to make this a better country.Copy !req
59. You three, you're heroes.Copy !req
60. I am so proud
to be a part of this team.Copy !req
61. Just talking about it...Copy !req
62. - Look at that... goose bumps.
- You are so fired!Copy !req
63. - Frohike.
- Byers.Copy !req
64. I'll buy us a dancing monkey.
I'll teach it how to file.Copy !req
65. We'll give you your money back.
Just get outta here.Copy !req
66. I get it. I get what
you're tryin'to say.Copy !req
67. Old Yeller.Copy !req
68. In Old Yeller, the kid yells at the dog
to make him leave.Copy !req
69. He loves that dog.
He doesn't want him to go.Copy !req
70. Guys, don't feel weird
about takin' my money.Copy !req
71. It's my honor.Copy !req
72. We're gonna
keep the dream alive.Copy !req
73. In Old Yeller, the kid shoots the dog
'cause he's rabid.Copy !req
74. - Thanks for the idea.Copy !req
75. - Can I help you?
- I am looking for this man.Copy !req
76. He writes for your newspaper?Copy !req
77. - Uh-huh.
- Him.Copy !req
78. He is the only one
who can help me catch a killer.Copy !req
79. This is the last known photo
of Madame Davos.Copy !req
80. She disappeared
shortly after it was taken.Copy !req
81. The Poisoner of Alsace.Copy !req
82. I don't mean to sound stupid.
Should I know who that is?Copy !req
83. Check the files under "T"
for the Poisoner.Copy !req
84. She murdered 20 members
of the French Resistance during World War II.Copy !req
85. She served pastry
"iced" with arsenic.Copy !req
86. - She's a known Nazi collaborator.
- Nazis. I hate those guys.Copy !req
87. So, why come to me?Copy !req
88. Last month,
this personal advertisement...Copy !req
89. appeared in several newspapers
in Europe.Copy !req
90. It's from a woman looking
for her long-lost son.Copy !req
91. A Mrs. Anna Haag
of Elwood, New Jersey.Copy !req
92. The O.S.S. believed
that Madame Davos...Copy !req
93. bore a child out of wedlock
to a German officer...Copy !req
94. that she sent her infant son to Berlin
with the retreating army.Copy !req
95. It's likely that the child
ended up an orphan of war.Copy !req
96. You're thinking that
the Poisoner of Alsace placed this ad...Copy !req
97. that she's alive somewhere
looking for her lost child.Copy !req
98. How do you know this Mrs. Haag
is this Davos lady?Copy !req
99. The advertisement
mentions Verzenay...Copy !req
100. the village
where the Poisoner lived.Copy !req
101. The dates are correct.
In my heart, gentlemen, I know it is her.Copy !req
102. I still don't get
what this has to do with me.Copy !req
103. The child's father was this man.Copy !req
104. Wow.Copy !req
105. You're thinking Frohike could
pass himself off as the long-lost son?Copy !req
106. And bring the Poisoner of Alsace
tojustice.Copy !req
107. Ho! Whoa, whoa!
First things first.Copy !req
108. I look nothing like this man.Copy !req
109. I'm better-looking
for one thing.Copy !req
110. When I saw your face,
I had such hope.Copy !req
111. You see, I am named
after my father...Copy !req
112. Michael Wilhelm,
the prefect of Verzenay.Copy !req
113. He was also a Resistance leader.Copy !req
114. He was poisoned
the day the Allies marched in.Copy !req
115. I'm staying at the Belmont.Copy !req
116. Please call me
if you change your mind.Copy !req
117. Seriously, it would never work.Copy !req
118. Why not? We've pulled off
far more difficult undercover ops.Copy !req
119. I don't care how old she is.
That lady is dangerous.Copy !req
120. You've never been afraid before,
so what the hell's the problem?Copy !req
121. Oh, for God's sake.
I... I just... I...Copy !req
122. I can't pass
for a 56-year-old man.Copy !req
123. This'll work. This'll work.
Don't do...Copy !req
124. Check it out.Copy !req
125. Man, oh, man.Copy !req
126. You three ever stop to think
that I don't speak French or German?Copy !req
127. - You're an orphan of war.
- Say you were raised in America.Copy !req
128. Okay. So, what if she plays along
and poisons me?Copy !req
129. That's why we'll be
monitoring your vitals remotely.Copy !req
130. Oh, great. So you'll have
10 seconds' notice before I croak.Copy !req
131. You won't even be in there
long enough to do lunch.Copy !req
132. Just I.D. the woman
and hightail it outta there.Copy !req
133. How am I supposed to prove
that she's the Poisoner?Copy !req
134. I've been waiting for you
to ask me that.Copy !req
135. I ran a little search
on the Davos family.Copy !req
136. It seems they all share
one interesting physical trait.Copy !req
137. A birthmark... shaped,
ironically, like Germany.Copy !req
138. A birthmark. So what?Copy !req
139. - It... appears to be...Copy !req
140. - On her butt.
- Uh-uh. No freakin' way.Copy !req
141. It seems to be the only means
of making a positive identification.Copy !req
142. The whole family has it, huh?Copy !req
143. - What are you doin'?
- Covering my ass.Copy !req
144. You're gonna give me
a birthmark too.Copy !req
145. - Prepare to get mooned.Copy !req
146. Hoh!Copy !req
147. Hold your position,
and don't be a wuss. You're
the master race. Remember?Copy !req
148. Relax, Frohike.
Your heart rate's rising rapidly.Copy !req
149. Yours would be, too, if you
were facing certain death...Copy !req
150. or some withered old keister.Copy !req
151. - I don't know which is worse.
- Knock again. Maybe Mummy didn't hear you.Copy !req
152. Oh. Uh, afternoon.Copy !req
153. Uh...Copy !req
154. Uh, I believe
you placed this ad.Copy !req
155. You're looking
for your long-lost son.Copy !req
156. I believe I'm him.Copy !req
157. You're in.
Now pants her.Copy !req
158. What are you doing?Copy !req
159. Uh...Copy !req
160. I thought I saw a mouse.Copy !req
161. What do you want here?Copy !req
162. I came to see Mrs. Haag.Copy !req
163. I am Mrs. Haag.Copy !req
164. That's my maid, Mrs. Allsop.Copy !req
165. Who are you?Copy !req
166. I'm your son.Copy !req
167. Dolph.Copy !req
168. Oh. We're losing comm.Copy !req
169. Oh. We're losing comm.Copy !req
170. - My God, what is
she doing to him? Frohike.Copy !req
171. Frohike. Do you read?Copy !req
172. - Ha-Have you got a girl in there?
- Pardon me?Copy !req
173. You do have a girl in there.
Now, loo...Copy !req
174. You can't
just park in front of my house
and play slap-and-tickle all day.Copy !req
175. I assure you. We're neither
slapping nor tickling.Copy !req
176. - Then what are you doing?
- Uh, well...Copy !req
177. - We are, uh...
- Is that Mrs. Haag's house?Copy !req
178. Oh, my Lord. You're...
You're spying on Mrs. Haag.Copy !req
179. No. We're not spying...
per se.Copy !req
180. - We're surveilling.
- Surveilling her maid.Copy !req
181. Her maid?
M-Mrs. Allsop?Copy !req
182. - Well, whatever for?
- I.N.S., ma'am.Copy !req
183. We have reason to believe she's...Copy !req
184. not... American.Copy !req
185. Well, of course
she's not American.Copy !req
186. She's from France.Copy !req
187. This is a federal matter, ma'am. I'll have
to ask you not to reveal our presence here.Copy !req
188. Or you'll go to jail too...
along with the other old bags.Copy !req
189. - We got comm.Copy !req
190. Yeah, without any help
from you two.Copy !req
191. - Where are you?
- Oh, I'm in my keen new bedroom.Copy !req
192. She insists I stay the night.Copy !req
193. That's not the plan.
Go take a look at her caboose...Copy !req
194. - and let's get the hell outta here.
- It's not that easy.Copy !req
195. My eyesight's only just now coming back
after seeing the maid's.Copy !req
196. Dolph? What are you doing?Copy !req
197. - Who were you talking to?
- I-I was...Copy !req
198. I was just
saying my prayers...Copy !req
199. thanking the Lord above
that we found each other.Copy !req
200. Mm. These belonged
to my second husband.Copy !req
201. They should fit you.
He was a tiny man too.Copy !req
202. - Oh, gee, thanks, Ma.
- Oh.Copy !req
203. - No. No, no, no. Don't.
- These need to be laundered.Copy !req
204. No, they don't.
I was gonna wear them tomorrow.Copy !req
205. Is that how you were brought up...
to be filthy?Copy !req
206. Go to sleep.Copy !req
207. - What was that?Copy !req
208. Nothin'...
as in nothin' in my stomach.Copy !req
209. I gotta eat somethin'.Copy !req
210. - Let's just hope Frohike hasn't.Copy !req
211. We got movement.Copy !req
212. It's her, the neighbor lady.Copy !req
213. Oh, my God.
Old people get up early.Copy !req
214. You think she exposed us?Copy !req
215. Frohike?
Do you read?Copy !req
216. Frohike.
Frohike.Copy !req
217. - Are you there?Copy !req
218. I know she's done
something terrible to him.Copy !req
219. Dolph.
What are you doing?Copy !req
220. I just need my clothes.Copy !req
221. No offense, Ma, but these
don't do it for me.Copy !req
222. What?Copy !req
223. They fit perfectly.Copy !req
224. Come. For you,
something special.Copy !req
225. Come. Come, come.
Follow me.Copy !req
226. Uh, no, thanks, Mom.
I'm not hungry.Copy !req
227. You have not eaten a thing
since you got here.Copy !req
228. This is made special,
just for you.Copy !req
229. Eat.Copy !req
230. Ah. I'll make some juice.Copy !req
231. Mmm!
It-It's delicious, Ma.Copy !req
232. Ah! Good.Copy !req
233. Guys. Guys, do you read me?Copy !req
234. - Frohike?
- Damn, man, where's your tuba?Copy !req
235. You look like the little dude
in one of those cuckoo clocks.Copy !req
236. How about if I pop out of my little house
and ring your bell?Copy !req
237. What is going on in there?Copy !req
238. That whacked-out broad
just tried to poison me.Copy !req
239. That's what.
She gave me one of those pastries.Copy !req
240. It's evidence. Get it to us
so we can have it analyzed.Copy !req
241. It's evidence. Get it to us
so we can have it analyzed.Copy !req
242. Dolph. How you feel today?Copy !req
243. Oh. Oh, you look weak.
You come with me.Copy !req
244. Wait a minute. What are you doin' here?
I know who you are.Copy !req
245. You're that lady whose name
is the same backwards as it is forwards.Copy !req
246. No, it's not. "Yves Adele Harlow"
is an anagram, not a palindrome.Copy !req
247. Yeah, exactly.
Backwards, it's Lee Harvey Oswald.Copy !req
248. No. Backward, it's nothing.Copy !req
249. Backward? Why am I even
talking to you?Copy !req
250. - By all means, continue dancing.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
251. Where you goin' with that?
Give me that.Copy !req
252. This? You're not going
to try and take it from me, are you?Copy !req
253. - Mm. Smart boy.
- Whoa. But you're not goin' anywhere either.Copy !req
254. Not until I know what's goin' on.Copy !req
255. Is that even possible...
for you to know what's going on?Copy !req
256. Fine.Copy !req
257. Your Three Stooges, they're investigating
a woman named Madame Davos.Copy !req
258. Maybe. Maybe not.Copy !req
259. - They are, and, as usual,
they're in way over their heads.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
260. And why is that?Copy !req
261. What do you know about the man
that brought them the story?Copy !req
262. Uh, he's some poor old French guy
named Michael Wilhelm.Copy !req
263. Yeah.Copy !req
264. He's named after "this" father
who's the pre...Copy !req
265. "pre" something
of some French village...Copy !req
266. Versh... Version. Anyway,
he was poisoned to death.Copy !req
267. Michael Wilhelm,
the prefect of Verzenay...Copy !req
268. was indeed murdered
by the Poisoner of Alsace...Copy !req
269. only he died childless.Copy !req
270. So...
who was the guy that was here?Copy !req
271. Eins, zwei.Copy !req
272. Eins, zwei.Copy !req
273. - Eins, zwei.Copy !req
274. Strong.Copy !req
275. Strong, not weak.Copy !req
276. Faster, faster.Copy !req
277. Move those little legs.Copy !req
278. Son of a...
Ma!Copy !req
279. I push too hard.Copy !req
280. My fault.Copy !req
281. Yeah. Whatever.
I'll live.Copy !req
282. Hopefully.Copy !req
283. Oh. You must live.Copy !req
284. Now that we've
found each other...Copy !req
285. we must both make up
for the time we missed.Copy !req
286. When I lost you in the war...Copy !req
287. all those years ago...Copy !req
288. All those years.Copy !req
289. The world was hard
on little things then.Copy !req
290. It robbed me.Copy !req
291. It robbed me of my treasure.Copy !req
292. But today
I have my treasure back.Copy !req
293. Now you must eat something.Copy !req
294. I am very worried about you.Copy !req
295. What say we order a pizza?Copy !req
296. Good.
I'll go call.Copy !req
297. - Frohike, has she left the room?
- Yeah. She's gone.Copy !req
298. You think you can make it
into the kitchen?Copy !req
299. We still need that pastry
she gave you as evidence.Copy !req
300. I'll try.Copy !req
301. But I don't know, guys.Copy !req
302. I'm beginnin' to have
second thoughts about this.Copy !req
303. - What do you mean?
- I mean...Copy !req
304. Did you hear what
she said to me just now?Copy !req
305. She actually sounded
like she had a heart...Copy !req
306. not like some rabid
Nazi murderer.Copy !req
307. I don't know. Maybe I'm trying
to see the wrong old lady's butt.Copy !req
308. - It's gone.
- What's gone?Copy !req
309. The pastry, it's gone.Copy !req
310. Hello?Copy !req
311. Mrs. Allsop?Copy !req
312. Hello?Copy !req
313. Byers, Langly.Copy !req
314. I think I spoke too soon.Copy !req
315. - I'm really sorry about this.
- No. No.Copy !req
316. - It's all right.
- She's putting on quite a show.Copy !req
317. That's cold, man.
That's how your hard-core Nazis work.Copy !req
318. I've seen enough. I'm gonna talk to the cops
and tell them this was no heart attack.Copy !req
319. Don't.
We still need proof.Copy !req
320. What do you need, Byers,
a signed confession?Copy !req
321. She is the Poisoner of Alsace.Copy !req
322. That death cruller was meant for me.
I'm outta here.Copy !req
323. I just got off the phone
with Michael Wilhelm.Copy !req
324. He says, if you leave now,
it'll only arouse her suspicion.Copy !req
325. She might try
to slip out of the country.Copy !req
326. - We could lose her forever.
- I'm sorry, Frohike.Copy !req
327. You still gotta
glimpse the ham.Copy !req
328. You're the son, aren't you?Copy !req
329. Oh, it's so wonderful you two
found each other after all these years.Copy !req
330. I'm Louella Everage
from across the street.Copy !req
331. Dolph.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
332. Your mother wants to have
a few friends over this evening.Copy !req
333. - You know, a little schnapps.
- Oh, sure. Like a wake.Copy !req
334. Oh, it must be a comfort to her
to have her son back...Copy !req
335. - especially at this time of need.
- Mm.Copy !req
336. Dolph.Copy !req
337. Answer the phone if it rings.Copy !req
338. I'm going to take a shower.Copy !req
339. Boys, opportunity knocks.Copy !req
340. - Come on.
- All right, I told you where to find him.Copy !req
341. Now tell me
who he is.Copy !req
342. You've heard of Stasi,
the East German secret police?Copy !req
343. Not good guys.Copy !req
344. God knows how many defectors
they tortured and killed.Copy !req
345. I believe this man who now
calls himself Michael Wilhelm...Copy !req
346. gave them their orders.Copy !req
347. He's a cold-blooded murderer.Copy !req
348. There's a sizable bounty
out for his arrest...Copy !req
349. provided I can prove
that is indeed him.Copy !req
350. Pretend that you like me.Copy !req
351. That's enough.Copy !req
352. Oh. Uh, hey, so, yeah...Copy !req
353. What does any of this have to do with
the Lone Gunmen investigating Madame Davos?Copy !req
354. Have you seen Mr. Wilhelm's
left buttock?Copy !req
355. Baby, I don't swing that way,
especially not with old guys.Copy !req
356. W-Wait a minute.
So you're saying that he's her son?Copy !req
357. That doesn't make any sense.
Why wouldn't he just go to her himself?Copy !req
358. Because he knows
there's a bounty on his head.Copy !req
359. Why not send three stalking horses
to find out whether or not it's a trap?Copy !req
360. Well, we need to tell the guys.Copy !req
361. - If what you say is true...
- Then they're right where they should be...Copy !req
362. keeping an eye on that woman.Copy !req
363. - You're my lookout. Think
you can handle that? - Please.Copy !req
364. Hello? Hmm.Copy !req
365. Thank you.
Wonderful job.Copy !req
366. Hey, he's a sneaky
son of a gun.Copy !req
367. Tell you what, I, uh...Copy !req
368. Sorry.
What now?Copy !req
369. Now we warn your three friends
that he plans to kill them.Copy !req
370. T-minus 10 and counting.Copy !req
371. Copy that, Eagle.Copy !req
372. And may God
have mercy on your soul.Copy !req
373. Camera ready?Copy !req
374. Camera is ready.Copy !req
375. I'm about to breach
the inner sanctum.Copy !req
376. One small step for man...Copy !req
377. One giant moon for mankind.Copy !req
378. What are you doing?Copy !req
379. I, uh...
I didn't know you were here.Copy !req
380. I'm...Copy !req
381. I'm dirty.
Very, very dirty.Copy !req
382. - Is that too hot for you?
- It's fine.Copy !req
383. Could I get
a little privacy here?Copy !req
384. I've never seen a grown man
so shy about his body.Copy !req
385. Uh, well, I'm embarrassed...
about my birthmark.Copy !req
386. - Birthmark?
- Yeah, you know, on my backside.Copy !req
387. We're all as God made us.Copy !req
388. Yeah, I guess. Anyway,
maybe they run in the family, huh?Copy !req
389. Whoa! What are you
doin' there?Copy !req
390. Uh, I can take it
from here, Ma.Copy !req
391. So, we shampoo your hair instead.Copy !req
392. - Now, here we go.
- Uh, that-that's not my brand of shampoo.Copy !req
393. I use the high-dollar stuff.
It's gotta have sheep placenta. Sorry.Copy !req
394. Don't talk silly.Copy !req
395. And take off that wig.Copy !req
396. So you got a toupee.
So what?Copy !req
397. I love you
just the way you are.Copy !req
398. Always.Copy !req
399. Oh, my sweet little boy.Copy !req
400. What are you doing here?Copy !req
401. Jimmy. Why did you
bring her here?Copy !req
402. You've been set up. You need
to get Frohike out of that house.Copy !req
403. Not you again?Copy !req
404. Why don't you go find
your own Nazi to hunt down?Copy !req
405. Guys, listen. The guy we thought was the son
of the guy that died wasn't the son of the guy.Copy !req
406. He was the son of the lady
that killed the guy.Copy !req
407. You're not gonna start talkin' about
Old Yeller again, are you there, Jimmy?Copy !req
408. The real son of the Poisoner of Alsace
is on his way here now.Copy !req
409. He means to retrieve his mother and flee
the country leaving no witnesses behind.Copy !req
410. The real son.
And who's that?Copy !req
411. - The man who put you on this case.
- Michael Wilhelm?Copy !req
412. You're saying Wilhelm
is Mrs. Haag's son?Copy !req
413. No, not your Mrs. Haag.
I overheard Wilhelm say...Copy !req
414. "The fools are spying
on the wrong woman."Copy !req
415. What does that mean?
The wrong woman.Copy !req
416. Someone close to Mrs. Haag,
someone who used her as a decoy.Copy !req
417. - A decoy for what?
- To allow her to find her long-lost son...Copy !req
418. without exposing her true identity.Copy !req
419. It's the neighbor, Mrs. Everage.Copy !req
420. - She's Madame Davos.
- Come on. That nice old lady?Copy !req
421. I mean, sure, I called her a bat
and everything, but...Copy !req
422. You know, she caught me
peeing in the hedges just now.Copy !req
423. She didn't even yell at me or anything.
She even gave me these muffins.Copy !req
424. Ah.Copy !req
425. Poisoned.
Gotcha.Copy !req
426. That's no good.
I get you a better one.Copy !req
427. Uh, Ma, I've been dressing myself
since I was 40.Copy !req
428. What is it, you idiot?Copy !req
429. - For cryin' out loud.Copy !req
430. What the hell's
the matter with you?Copy !req
431. - I'm trying to give you a message.
- Message?Copy !req
432. - What message?
- Mrs. Haag.Copy !req
433. - She's not the one.
- Huh?Copy !req
434. Who is that man?Copy !req
435. And what's this?Copy !req
436. We need to talk.Copy !req
437. - Guten Tag, sucker.Copy !req
438. - He'll be out for an hour or so...
barely enough time.Copy !req
439. - Okay. So now what?
- Now we get me to a hospital.Copy !req
440. You're gonna be A-okay, buddy.Copy !req
441. - Come on. Let's puke you again.
- I hardly know you.Copy !req
442. It's your turn.
I need you to get undressed.Copy !req
443. Yes?Copy !req
444. - Can I help you?
- Mr. Wilhelm.Copy !req
445. This man is a friend of mine,
Mrs. Everage.Copy !req
446. There's no doubt about it.
It's Mrs. Haag.Copy !req
447. - She's the Poisoner of Alsace.
- How do you know?Copy !req
448. She killed my friend...
the crazy old bat... poisoned him.Copy !req
449. I think she's onto me.
She knows I'm not her son.Copy !req
450. She'll try to poison me next.Copy !req
451. She's dead.Copy !req
452. You killed her.Copy !req
453. You Nazi.Copy !req
454. - I'm gonna call the police.
- Thank you... for a job well done.Copy !req
455. You are Madame Davos,
are you not?Copy !req
456. That is your true identity.Copy !req
457. - I'm your son.
- Wait.Copy !req
458. I met this woman
through an Alsatian friendship society.Copy !req
459. I was looking for someone
whose story matched mine...Copy !req
460. someone who was from the same village
who'd also lost a son.Copy !req
461. What? She's crazy too.Copy !req
462. I encouraged her to seek her child
so I could find you.Copy !req
463. There is a way to prove this...
a family trait.Copy !req
464. Ah.Copy !req
465. By God,
it is shaped like Germany.Copy !req
466. You are the Poisoner of Alsace.Copy !req
467. Then your ass is grass, lady.Copy !req
468. Man, you were so fooled!Copy !req
469. That pastry you gave me...Copy !req
470. you said it was
special for him.Copy !req
471. You poisoned my maid.Copy !req
472. I trusted you.Copy !req
473. You're a liar.Copy !req
474. - I'm not the only one.
- Let's go.Copy !req
475. Listen, I'm...Copy !req
476. I'm sorry
I tried to see your butt.Copy !req
477. I had to do it.
I-I mean...Copy !req
478. I had to lie to you.Copy !req
479. But I'm sorry you got hurt.Copy !req
480. And I'm sorry you haven't
found your son yet.Copy !req
481. I did find him...Copy !req
482. for a day or so.Copy !req
483. There he is, the man himself...
secret agent man.Copy !req
484. - We make one heck of a team, huh?
- We don't hug.Copy !req
485. I spoke to the F.B.I.Copy !req
486. Yves is already filing for the
million-dollar bounty on Michael Wilhelm.Copy !req
487. - Utterly typical.
- No surprise there. She's only ever out for herself.Copy !req
488. Then why'd she stick around
after she knocked out Wilhelm...Copy !req
489. and do this cool makeup job?
Ow!Copy !req
490. She did save our butts.Copy !req
491. Maybe... she's not the person
you think she is.Copy !req
492. - You could still be fired.Copy !req
493. - I made this!Copy !req