1. Malawi has an area
of 45,747 square miles...Copy !req
2. and its unit of currency
is the kwacha.Copy !req
3. - Is that correct, sir?
- How do I know?Copy !req
4. What do you mean
you don't know the answer?Copy !req
5. How am I supposed to impress you folks
if nobody knows when I'm right?Copy !req
6. But I am, 45,747...Copy !req
7. or in square kilometers,
118,484.Copy !req
8. Look it up when you get home.Copy !req
9. - No need. No need.Copy !req
10. Mere child's play for Mr. Memory,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
11. Come on, somebody
ask me a tough one.Copy !req
12. Ahem, what is the highest price paid
for a pop star's clothing?Copy !req
13. That would be the Afghan coat
worn byJohn Lennon...Copy !req
14. on the cover of the Beatles'
Magical Mystery Tour album in 1967.Copy !req
15. It sold for £34,999 sterling.Copy !req
16. - Rivers. 4, 145 miles. That would be the Nile.
- Ara, the traffic.Copy !req
17. The Amazon, 4,000 miles.Copy !req
18. - The Yangtze in Asia, 3,740 miles.
- You nearly missed this guy.Copy !req
19. - Here in America, we have
the Mississippi at 3,740 miles.
- He kills me.Copy !req
20. - He knows all these,
uh, crazy little facts.Copy !req
21. - The Ob-Irtysh at 3,362 miles.
- Who's your friend?Copy !req
22. Hey, tell me when I can stop.Copy !req
23. He's been asking about you.Copy !req
24. What do you call a tip of a shoelace?Copy !req
25. An aglet. And get this. Flying
fish jump, penguins can fly...Copy !req
26. - Excuse me.
- And ostriches can run up to 40 miles an hour.Copy !req
27. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
28. Yes, that's all right.Copy !req
29. What about the eyes?Copy !req
30. You're not as pasty
as your D.M.V. photo.Copy !req
31. So, you gonna buy me
anotherJack and Coke, Larry?Copy !req
32. It's Mr. Rose.Copy !req
33. You don't know me well enough
for anything else.Copy !req
34. Oh, I sort of do.Copy !req
35. I know things about you that your wife
doesn't know. That's for sure.Copy !req
36. I'm like Mr. Memory.
This big head full of facts.Copy !req
37. Famous people and the names
they had before they were famous.Copy !req
38. Take Howard Cohen.
Better known as Howard Cosell.Copy !req
39. - Two thousand dollars?
- Yeah, two grand.Copy !req
40. So, we gonna do this, or what?Copy !req
41. Count to 10, then follow me.Copy !req
42. Whoopi Goldberg
was named Caryn Johnson.Copy !req
43. And Gene Wilder
was Jerome Silberman.Copy !req
44. Samuel Goldwyn
was Samuel Goldfish.Copy !req
45. And the Artist Formerly Known As Prince
was formerly known as Roger Nelson.Copy !req
46. But I, of course,
was always Mr. Memory!Copy !req
47. Ha, ha.
And don't you forget it.Copy !req
48. Thank you.Copy !req
49. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.Copy !req
50. Hey. Larry Rose?Copy !req
51. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
52. - Come on, let's hear it!Copy !req
53. I've got this theory.Copy !req
54. Back when I was playing the game
that is God's gift to Monday night...Copy !req
55. football...
they made me wear a helmet.Copy !req
56. Nobody could see my face
inside it.Copy !req
57. But if I didn't wear it,
I could have gotten...Copy !req
58. brain damage.Copy !req
59. I think that everyone
goes through life...Copy !req
60. wearing this, like,
invisible football helmet.Copy !req
61. We need it to protect ourselves.Copy !req
62. But that means that other people
never really see our true face.Copy !req
63. So, you gotta figure that everybody's
always got this part of them...Copy !req
64. that's hidden.Copy !req
65. Me included.Copy !req
66. That's where
this whole story started.Copy !req
67. Oh, yeah, this one is going to
win us the Pulitzer.Copy !req
68. Jimmy, we need your check.Copy !req
69. - Allied Printing and Litho.
- Yeah, $1,381.Copy !req
70. Uh, price went up, huh?Copy !req
71. Yeah, a little.
Cost of newsprint, they said. Sorry.Copy !req
72. Hey, man, thanks, as always.Copy !req
73. Yeah, you're a real lifesaver. Drive fast.
Red lights are for chumps.Copy !req
74. Hey, where's Byers?
He usually comes with me.Copy !req
75. Hell if I know.
I didn't hear him go out this morning.Copy !req
76. I never heard him come home last night.
I don't think he did.Copy !req
77. What do you figure?
A girl?Copy !req
78. Yeah, right. Byers?Copy !req
79. - Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
80. Repossession for nonpayment.
This says I can take it.Copy !req
81. - Come on. I only missed like...
- Sorry. Talk to the bank.Copy !req
82. - Hey, Byers.
- Jimmy.Copy !req
83. I'd like you to meet somebody.Copy !req
84. Jimmy Bond, Carol Strode.Copy !req
85. We're going to help her
catch a murderer.Copy !req
86. - That's terrible.
- Yeah, really terrible.Copy !req
87. My brother and I were estranged
for the past couple of years.Copy !req
88. That's what makes it even harder.Copy !req
89. It happened four days ago
at a Delaware nightclub.Copy !req
90. He'd been shot.Copy !req
91. - I'm really sorry to hear it.
- Yeah, I'm even sorrier.Copy !req
92. The police have no suspects
or motives.Copy !req
93. And this thing that happened
toJeff's body...Copy !req
94. Um, he was cremated
by accident.Copy !req
95. A coroner's error.Copy !req
96. I never even got to see him.Copy !req
97. So, then you called Byers.Copy !req
98. How do you two know each other?Copy !req
99. We knew each other in college.
My brotherJeff was John's roommate.Copy !req
100. Oh. Sorry, Byers.Copy !req
101. At any rate, uh,
the case has taken some odd turns.Copy !req
102. Latest of which is this.Copy !req
103. It's an e-mail Carol received yesterday.
It's from Jeff.Copy !req
104. Jeff, who died
four days agoJeff?Copy !req
105. He programmed his computer
to send it postmortem.Copy !req
106. - Heavy.
- "Carol...Copy !req
107. "if you're reading this,
I'm dead.Copy !req
108. "In all likelihood,
I've been murdered...Copy !req
109. "owing to the huge number of people
I've pissed off in the past few years.Copy !req
110. The Web site below
will reveal the identity of my killer."Copy !req
111. I've already tried
to access the site.Copy !req
112. The server's been completely wiped.Copy !req
113. Which means somebody
is covering up evidence.Copy !req
114. Whoa, my eyes are burning.Copy !req
115. Man, what died in here?Copy !req
116. Oh, sorry.
That didn't come out right.Copy !req
117. - Maybe we should, um...
- Yeah.Copy !req
118. There's nothing here.
I don't know what I was expecting.Copy !req
119. Oh, man, Mr. Memory!Copy !req
120. No dressing room and no dignity.Copy !req
121. Dude, you rock.Copy !req
122. I caught your act once.
Hey, do you remember me?Copy !req
123. Cerveza Sammy's.Copy !req
124. Hicksville.Copy !req
125. Long Island,
April 4, 1999.Copy !req
126. 8:00 show.
You had a bunch ofblind guys with you.Copy !req
127. I asked you three questions.Copy !req
128. Completed passes
thrown byJoe Namath...Copy !req
129. - '72 season, 162.
- On the money.Copy !req
130. Total number of episodes of the TVseries
The Man From Atlantis...Copy !req
131. - starring Patrick Duffy... 17.
- You're the king.Copy !req
132. Yeah. And, uh, oh yeah,
who would win in a fair fight...Copy !req
133. Han Solo or Indiana Jones?Copy !req
134. You never got that one.Copy !req
135. Sir, what can you tell us
about this man?Copy !req
136. He got murdered here.Copy !req
137. That's all I know
about it. Really.Copy !req
138. Can I see that again?Copy !req
139. Where'd you get those glasses?Copy !req
140. I don't recall.Copy !req
141. All right,
I found them behind the john.Copy !req
142. - So what?
- Those areJeff's glasses.Copy !req
143. Yeah, they are.Copy !req
144. And what glasses.Copy !req
145. - It's your turn.
- Oh, no, it's your turn.Copy !req
146. From now on.Copy !req
147. Stupid dog.Copy !req
148. He makes with
the brown Play-Doh every 10 feet.Copy !req
149. I know the feeling,
cleaning up someone else's mess.Copy !req
150. Again, I apologize.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
151. Damn right it won't.
Now, what do we know about Frumin?Copy !req
152. He hasn't contacted me since.
That's his thing; he's cautious.Copy !req
153. - Don't worry. He'll come around.
- He better.Copy !req
154. By the way,
I'm taking your computer...Copy !req
155. and I'm shutting off
your Internet service.Copy !req
156. - Why?
- 'Cause you can't keep it in your pants, Casanova.Copy !req
157. - This is actually a camera?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
158. That's right. Fiber optic lens.
Single chip pickup.Copy !req
159. Your brotherJeff
knew what he was doing.Copy !req
160. This whole thing
is a tiny video camera...Copy !req
161. tuned in at
the cellular phone spectrum.Copy !req
162. Luckily for us,
my great skill enabled me...Copy !req
163. to run down the specific number
matched to this frequency.Copy !req
164. After which, owing to
a little quasi-legal hack by yours truly...Copy !req
165. voila, we got an address
to go with the phone number.Copy !req
166. It's technical.Copy !req
167. Guys, the dockmaster recognized
Jeff's face, but not his name.Copy !req
168. He knew him as JackJohnson.Copy !req
169. The same name
on the cell billing.Copy !req
170. But why would your brother
have an alias?Copy !req
171. Bingo.Copy !req
172. He paid the rent in cash.Copy !req
173. It hardly looks like he lived here.Copy !req
174. I can't believe he did.Copy !req
175. The Web address your brother left,
this was the server where it lived.Copy !req
176. - And lives no more.
- The hard drive's been reformatted.Copy !req
177. So, this is just another dead end.Copy !req
178. Guys...Copy !req
179. this blinking light here,
what is it?Copy !req
180. Jimmy, if we've gotta stop
every time you see a blinking light...Copy !req
181. Yeah, he's right.
What is it?Copy !req
182. Hmm.Copy !req
183. Oh, that's attractive.Copy !req
184. Enjoy the view,
but I think Jimmy's onto something.Copy !req
185. It's a backup C.P.U.Copy !req
186. Mounted line and site
to the first one.Copy !req
187. It's I.R. slave to it.Copy !req
188. And in English that means?Copy !req
189. It's like a TV remote.
So that whatever was on that computer...Copy !req
190. Is still on this one.Copy !req
191. "Dirty laundry"?
What are these?Copy !req
192. It's a whole lot of thumbnails.Copy !req
193. Compressed video files.Copy !req
194. This must be the footage
offJeff's video glasses.Copy !req
195. Who's the guy?Copy !req
196. - Jeff just took a payoff.
- Jeff was blackmailing these people.Copy !req
197. He would actually do that?Copy !req
198. I've never in my life
known anyone nosier.Copy !req
199. He loved knowing
other people's secrets.Copy !req
200. I just never thought
he'd go so far as to profit from it.Copy !req
201. Well, that explains
the video glasses.Copy !req
202. People get cheesed off
when you shake them down.Copy !req
203. A smart guy would want to
take along some insurance.Copy !req
204. There must be a file
dated the day ofJeff's murder.Copy !req
205. Yeah, here it is.Copy !req
206. It's the bathroom at the club.Copy !req
207. Run that back, frame by frame.Copy !req
208. Are you seeing what I'm seeing?Copy !req
209. Yeah, the murderer is Skinner.Copy !req
210. I say we publish it.Copy !req
211. Byers, we got him on video.
It's a slam dunk.Copy !req
212. We've got a glimpse of him, after which
the image goes dead, and we got nothing.Copy !req
213. We never see a gun,
nor do we see him pull the trigger.Copy !req
214. An assistant director of the F.B.I.
is alone in a men's washroom...Copy !req
215. with a guy who's found murdered
two minutes later.Copy !req
216. I know the man. I don't like it any more
than you do, but put two and two together.Copy !req
217. - I am and I'm not getting four.
- Regardless of what you print...Copy !req
218. don't you think we should go
to the police with this information?Copy !req
219. - This man is the police.
- He's the boss of a couple
friends of ours at the F.B.I.Copy !req
220. We don't know how high
or how wide this thing goes.Copy !req
221. You're making my point for me.
We don't know.Copy !req
222. Byers!Copy !req
223. Byers.Copy !req
224. What's up with you, Byers?Copy !req
225. What's up with me?
Nothin'.Copy !req
226. That one didn't breathe well.
It's a wool-poly blend.Copy !req
227. Uh-huh.Copy !req
228. Poor choice for this weather.Copy !req
229. Yeah, I was gonna say.Copy !req
230. Oh.Copy !req
231. Walter Skinner isn't
the only one with secrets.Copy !req
232. Is that what's eating you?Copy !req
233. What are you talking about?
I don't have any secrets.Copy !req
234. I'm talking aboutJeff, Byers.Copy !req
235. Your college roommate turns out to be
a high-tech, blackmailing scum bucket.Copy !req
236. God rest his soul.Copy !req
237. What'd you think
I was talking about?Copy !req
238. My point being...Copy !req
239. could that be why you don't wanna
go with this story...Copy !req
240. because of what'll
it'll do to Carol, her family?Copy !req
241. Jeff Strode could turn out
to be HitlerJr...Copy !req
242. and I'd run it front page across the fold
if I knew it to be true.Copy !req
243. We may look to all the world
like the National Enquirer...Copy !req
244. but we're gonna operate like the
New York Times, or else I don't wanna be here.Copy !req
245. Hey, you're preaching to the choir.Copy !req
246. I know.Copy !req
247. Guys!Copy !req
248. Guys!Copy !req
249. - You must be Carol.
- It's good to meet you.Copy !req
250. Likewise.
Nice handshake.Copy !req
251. Take a lesson, boys.Copy !req
252. Byers, what do
we need her for?Copy !req
253. Because you're in way
past your depth as always.Copy !req
254. - At least one of you has the sense to admit it.
- Thanks, Yves. I think.Copy !req
255. I reviewed the thumbnail
you e-mailed me.Copy !req
256. You were right, Byers.
There is more to this story.Copy !req
257. I assume this man was the intended
blackmail victim the night of the murder.Copy !req
258. - Do you recognize him?
- No.Copy !req
259. But I certainly recognize the man
he's sitting with... Ara Frumin.Copy !req
260. - A Russian mob boss.
- Well, what's he into?Copy !req
261. Anything and everything.Copy !req
262. He's very smart, very careful.
He keeps a low profile.Copy !req
263. But he'll kill without compunction
if it's in his interest to do so.Copy !req
264. What does the Russian Mafia
have to do with this F.B.I. man Skinner?Copy !req
265. Frumin has half the Moscow
police force on his payroll.Copy !req
266. Could be he's done just as well
for himself here as in the States.Copy !req
267. As in Skinner is working for him?
I don't buy it.Copy !req
268. This guy walks into the bathroom
the same time your guy Skinner must be there.Copy !req
269. Then they both disappear.Copy !req
270. That means they work
together, right?Copy !req
271. Whoever this man is,
he's the key to it all.Copy !req
272. So, I guess I owe you
an explanation.Copy !req
273. You do.Copy !req
274. You shot a man
in my favorite club.Copy !req
275. It could mean trouble
for me. Attention.Copy !req
276. I apologize. It was hotheaded.Copy !req
277. - Who was he?
- If you read his name in the newspaper...Copy !req
278. you know as much
about him as I do.Copy !req
279. Computer hacker.
He tried to blackmail me.Copy !req
280. Don't ask me what for.Copy !req
281. He knew you had a mistress,
and he threatened to tell your wife.Copy !req
282. I don't leave anything to chance.Copy !req
283. The good news for you is...Copy !req
284. a man with secrets
is a man I can trust.Copy !req
285. I don't exactly follow your logic there,
but, uh, whatever.Copy !req
286. Just so we're in business.Copy !req
287. It's looking pretty good.Copy !req
288. Hey, uh, do I get a chance
to meet your wife?Copy !req
289. Why?Copy !req
290. Any woman who scares you
more than the cops...Copy !req
291. I gotta say, I'm intrigued.Copy !req
292. Your typical dedicated
investigative journalist...Copy !req
293. is like a really strong
offensive line.Copy !req
294. They're just gonna plow right through,
no matter where it takes them.Copy !req
295. That's how the guys wound up
shadowing this Walter Skinner.Copy !req
296. They picked up his trail outside
F.B.I. Headquarters in Washington, D.C.Copy !req
297. Tailed him all the way to Delaware.Copy !req
298. They figured whatever he was up to,
they'd catch him in the act.Copy !req
299. Carol, I'd like you to wait here.Copy !req
300. This kind of covert operation
requires a lot of training.Copy !req
301. But in case you feel left out, I borrowed
the ear stem from your brother's glasses...Copy !req
302. and attached them to mine.Copy !req
303. Now you can watch
everything I do.Copy !req
304. Uh, we do.Copy !req
305. Be careful.Copy !req
306. Sure enough, Skinner was
on his way to a secret meeting...Copy !req
307. with his mystery man.Copy !req
308. He's too scruffy & too little.
I'm a German shepherd kind of guy.Copy !req
309. Enough with the damn
dog. What did Frumin say?Copy !req
310. - Did you convince him?
- Oh, it looks like it, but he still won't set a date.Copy !req
311. - Why?
- He's cautious. Doesn't take chances.Copy !req
312. So he says.
I'm sure he's checking me out.Copy !req
313. Yeah, well, at least
your little love affair is over.Copy !req
314. Thanks to you.Copy !req
315. Ever since that night in the
club, I've gotten a lot more respect.Copy !req
316. - Oh, I bet you have.
- Get off. I'm not your type.Copy !req
317. Shoo!Copy !req
318. But what the guys didn't know...Copy !req
319. was that the mystery man
had been followed too.Copy !req
320. It's not in his interest
to keep stalling.Copy !req
321. Look, believe me when I tell you.
He doesn't want to blow this deal.Copy !req
322. - What's the matter?Copy !req
323. I thought I heard something.
Probably my damn dog.Copy !req
324. Don't contact me again
until you have a date and time.Copy !req
325. All right.Copy !req
326. Come on, Flash. Flash.Copy !req
327. Come on, boy.
Come on. Come here.Copy !req
328. - Come here. Attaboy. Attaboy.Copy !req
329. Yeah, you come here.
That's right. Come on.Copy !req
330. I say we follow
our mystery man.Copy !req
331. Hey! What are
you three doing here?Copy !req
332. - Hello, Mr. Rose.Copy !req
333. How about you come with me?Copy !req
334. I told you I don't take chances.Copy !req
335. Still no answer.Copy !req
336. The guys never go this long
without checking in.Copy !req
337. I mean, ever since
that little kitchen fire that I started...Copy !req
338. it's been like
every hour on the hour.Copy !req
339. I've run every emergency room in the city.
They've been admitted to none of them.Copy !req
340. Nor have they been arrested
by the Wilmington Police.Copy !req
341. Wait. What about
the mobile command post?Copy !req
342. - Is there any way we can trace it?
- I'm sorry. The mobile...Copy !req
343. V.W. bus.Copy !req
344. Oh, the clown car.Copy !req
345. - Good call. You're in luck.Copy !req
346. The mobile command post
was impounded less than an hour ago...Copy !req
347. for being parked
in front of a fire hydrant.Copy !req
348. Banning Park,
just outside Wilmington.Copy !req
349. What were they doing there?Copy !req
350. - Clear!
- One's clear. Let's go.Copy !req
351. Photo's not very flattering.Copy !req
352. 'Course I'm wondering
where you got it.Copy !req
353. Why should we tell you?Copy !req
354. Yeah, you're only gonna kill us,
like you killed Byers's old roommate.Copy !req
355. Oh, crap. Did I just say
the wrong thing?Copy !req
356. Oh, oh, he's going to get a tarp.Copy !req
357. A waterproof tarp.
I've seen this in the movies.Copy !req
358. Shut up. Shut up!Copy !req
359. Oh, my God.Copy !req
360. It's Jeff.Copy !req
361. He's alive.
You didn't kill him.Copy !req
362. Sit down.Copy !req
363. All of you.Copy !req
364. Byers, right?Copy !req
365. I thought you two
roomed together.Copy !req
366. Mr. Skinner, would you please
explain what is going on?Copy !req
367. You three are interfering with an F.B.I.
sting operation. That's what's going on.Copy !req
368. You put an undercover
operative in danger.Copy !req
369. Oh, the guy with the dog.Copy !req
370. Unfortunately, we were
investigating this man's murder.Copy !req
371. Just know whatever you've got going on here,
you put your sister Carol through hell.Copy !req
372. It wasn't my idea.
The man didn't give me much choice.Copy !req
373. I couldn't freakin'believe it.Copy !req
374. I'm cruising the Internet,
and I come across this rich import guy...Copy !req
375. who's married and having
this chat room fling.Copy !req
376. It turns out he's undercover F.B.I.
His "wife'is undercover F.B.I.Copy !req
377. The chick he's fooling around with on the
computer is his actual wife in real life.Copy !req
378. How messed up is that?Copy !req
379. What is this operation of yours?Copy !req
380. Plutonium.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
381. Post-cold war I.C.B.M. salvage.Copy !req
382. Some Russian dude
is ready and willing to sell.Copy !req
383. Frumin. You faked Jeff's murder
to keep the deal alive.Copy !req
384. To make the best
of a bad situation.Copy !req
385. And to buy my agent some credibility.
Only now, I don't know where my agent is.Copy !req
386. I was so busy with the three of you
in the park that I missed it completely.Copy !req
387. Witnesses saw him leave
with Frumin and a woman.Copy !req
388. - A woman.
- Carol?Copy !req
389. So, basically...Copy !req
390. they completely screwed up this big-deal
F.B.I. operation and put Carol in danger.Copy !req
391. Meanwhile, Yves and I weren't exactly
dancing in the end zone ourselves.Copy !req
392. There's no sign of the guys
at that park or anywhere else.Copy !req
393. It's obvious that guy Skinner
must have them.Copy !req
394. It is not obvious he's harmed them.
At least not yet.Copy !req
395. I just wish we knew
where they were.Copy !req
396. If only there was some way
they could contact us.Copy !req
397. We are in custody.
Frumin has Carol.Copy !req
398. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
399. Wait a minute. Those are my video glasses.
What did you do to them?Copy !req
400. Byers, can you talk to your whiny
little blackmailer here?Copy !req
401. Leave him alone.
We're all trying to help Carol.Copy !req
402. Come on, Langly, keep trying.Copy !req
403. F.B.I. safe house.Copy !req
404. Minquadale, Delaware.Copy !req
405. - We are in custo...
- Ahem!Copy !req
406. My agent was released
and just got word to us.Copy !req
407. Carol Strode is fine.
However, Frumin is holding her as collateral.Copy !req
408. - So, you're going to get her?
- Tonight.Copy !req
409. No, the deal goes down tonight.
I can't do anything to jeopardize that.Copy !req
410. We're talking about a six-pound pit
of plutonium the size of a tennis ball.Copy !req
411. In the hands of somebody who knows
what they're doing, it can kill 100,000 people.Copy !req
412. Now, I'm sorry,
but that's my first priority.Copy !req
413. Hey.Copy !req
414. We'll get her.Copy !req
415. Here's what I wanna know.Copy !req
416. Carol, honest to God, came to you three
for help? What the hell was he thinking?Copy !req
417. Us? You're the reason
he's in this mess.Copy !req
418. Byers.Copy !req
419. What's with the "he"?Copy !req
420. What, they don't know?Copy !req
421. My sister Carol, your buddy here
knew him back when he was Carl.Copy !req
422. They were roommates in college.Copy !req
423. Yeah, and you two were thinking
"damsel in distress," right?Copy !req
424. The thing of it is
the damsel was in distress...Copy !req
425. even more than they knew.Copy !req
426. Because no one by the name
of Carol Strode...Copy !req
427. had ever been born on the birth date
given by her driver's license.Copy !req
428. And the Russian,
who left nothing to chance...Copy !req
429. was definitely keeping
his playbook a secret.Copy !req
430. They're dead, aren't they?Copy !req
431. We gotta face the facts, right?Copy !req
432. This man Skinner...Copy !req
433. he's into something big
with some Russian mobster.Copy !req
434. You said so yourself.Copy !req
435. He's got the entire F.B.I.
behind him.Copy !req
436. What chance
did our guys ever have?Copy !req
437. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
438. I do.Copy !req
439. I say we nail him.Copy !req
440. We get the proof.Copy !req
441. That's what my friends would want.Copy !req
442. Agent, please, you have to get word
to Assistant Director Skinner for me.Copy !req
443. Go back and watch TV or something.
Try and relax.Copy !req
444. You people are putting
my friend in danger.Copy !req
445. She has a secret.
If they know it, they might harm her.Copy !req
446. You know, you should have
told us about Carol, Byers.Copy !req
447. - You misled us.
- I did.Copy !req
448. I apologize.
But it wasn't germane to the case.Copy !req
449. Well, it sure as hell
is germane now.Copy !req
450. If this guy Frumin looks into
her background and finds inconsistencies...Copy !req
451. there's no telling
how this thing will play out.Copy !req
452. That's why you were acting
so squirrelly, isn't it?Copy !req
453. - You were protecting her.
- Somebody has to.Copy !req
454. Her own brother wouldn't.Copy !req
455. She came to you in confidence when she
was thinking about doing... what she did.Copy !req
456. - You told everybody.
- And why not?Copy !req
457. My brother suddenly
becomes my sister?Copy !req
458. That's a secret that just won't
keep. People are gonna figure
that one out on their own.Copy !req
459. You made it that much harder
for her to go through with it.Copy !req
460. You made her have to explain things
before she was ready.Copy !req
461. No wonder she wants nothing to do
with you. I take it back.Copy !req
462. I don't apologize for not telling you.
Everybody deserves his privacy.Copy !req
463. Yeah, I guess
I was freaked out...Copy !req
464. because... she is kinda hot.Copy !req
465. - I mean, is that wrong?
- We can't just sit here and wait
for this thing to go down.Copy !req
466. Carol's in danger.
We have to get out ofhere.Copy !req
467. You know...Copy !req
468. I could probably pry that mesh off if, uh,
big brother wasn't watching.Copy !req
469. I might have an idea.Copy !req
470. Okay. One counter check drawn on
the Bank of Zurich for $100 million.Copy !req
471. I don't have to tell you
not to lose it.Copy !req
472. Don't give 'em that check until you know
the exact location of the merchandise.Copy !req
473. Once you do, allow 'em to leave.Copy !req
474. We'll take 'em down outside
where we can ensure everyone's safety.Copy !req
475. - And if all goes wrong?
- I can't wire you.Copy !req
476. We'd risk them picking up the R.F.Copy !req
477. I've got a man at the bar.
If you get into trouble, order a rum and Coke.Copy !req
478. That'll be our signal.
All right? Rum and Coke.Copy !req
479. Well, well, our mystery man.Copy !req
480. Perhaps tonight we'll catch
three conspirators for the price of two.Copy !req
481. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
482. Man, do I wanna
bust these dudes.Copy !req
483. - Say something. Testing, one, two, three.Copy !req
484. Testing, one, two, three.Copy !req
485. This is Walter freakin' Skinner
of the F.B. I...Copy !req
486. and I am going to prison
big-time.Copy !req
487. Ooh, yeah,
I am going down.Copy !req
488. Uh, you're not going to talk to them
like that, are you?Copy !req
489. Trust me, I'm all over it.Copy !req
490. You talk as if you wanted
to see her tried for murder.Copy !req
491. Yes.Copy !req
492. And then we have your habanero,
your Hungarian wax...Copy !req
493. your jalapeño
and your serrano.Copy !req
494. Did I leave any out?
I don't think so.Copy !req
495. Come on. Let's hear it.Copy !req
496. That's it, yeah.
Now, what was the other question?Copy !req
497. Oh, all right, right.
The largest igloo in the world...Copy !req
498. would be the Ice Hotel
in Sweden...Copy !req
499. with a floor area
of 3,888 square yards.Copy !req
500. - It has 100 guests...Copy !req
501. but they have to
rebuild it every year.Copy !req
502. You've been great.
Thank you. Good night.Copy !req
503. What does your tricorder tell you, Mr. Spock?
Are we gonna do business?Copy !req
504. Do you have the money?Copy !req
505. - Do you have what I came for?
- It's close by.Copy !req
506. The lead shielding is 80 kilos,
so I don't carry it in my pocket.Copy !req
507. But I have with me a sample.Copy !req
508. It's a teeny, tiny pellet of it.Copy !req
509. Powered by compressed air.Copy !req
510. Completely silent.Copy !req
511. But you would walk out of here
a dead man.Copy !req
512. An old-time K.G.B. technology.Copy !req
513. Makes me homesick.Copy !req
514. Now, two questions.Copy !req
515. Who's this woman?Copy !req
516. And who are you?Copy !req
517. Ara, what kind of hospitality is this?
You threaten me.Copy !req
518. You got Special Ed here poking me
in the side with his lipstick.Copy !req
519. Aren't you at least
gonna buy me a drink?Copy !req
520. Who is this?Copy !req
521. Oh, no, thanks, buddy.
I had a couple on the drive over.Copy !req
522. So...Copy !req
523. Ara.Copy !req
524. Guys, hey, you mind
if I join you?Copy !req
525. So, what's on for tonight?Copy !req
526. Who do we...Copy !req
527. What evil deeds are afoot?Copy !req
528. Jimmy, you're supposed
to be a director of the F.B.I.Copy !req
529. Rein in your emotions.Copy !req
530. Am I talking too much?Copy !req
531. I probably am. You know
what would shut me up? Money.Copy !req
532. More money.
'Cause here I am, director of the F.B. I...Copy !req
533. and I'm out there killing good people
right and left for you guys.Copy !req
534. The bodies are just
stacking right up, like...Copy !req
535. Shut up, Jimmy.
Let them do the talking.Copy !req
536. Yeah, so.Copy !req
537. - What do you say?
- Who the hell are you?Copy !req
538. Ara, buddy, come on.
Ow, okay, that hurt.Copy !req
539. - Can I get anybody anything?
- Yeah, what the hey.Copy !req
540. I'll have a, uh, a Cuba Libra.Copy !req
541. I'm sorry, sir.
We're out of fresh limes.Copy !req
542. - Would you like just a straight rum and Coke?
- No, no thanks.Copy !req
543. I prefer the Mexican version.Copy !req
544. Comprende, amigo?Copy !req
545. Ah, what the hell.
Rum and Coke!Copy !req
546. F.B.I., hands in the air.
Freeze! Don't move!Copy !req
547. - Wait.Copy !req
548. Weren't you just...Copy !req
549. Let me get this straight.
You'reJimmy.Copy !req
550. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
551. Then who's that?Copy !req
552. - Oh, my God, Jeff!Copy !req
553. I'm sorry, Carol. I'm sorry.Copy !req
554. - No way. No way!Copy !req
555. Guys!Copy !req
556. - Jimmy?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
557. Wow, this is just so cool.Copy !req
558. Sir, I owe you an apology.
You didn't murder my friends.Copy !req
559. - Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
560. Larry, Moe, Curly,
I see you found yourselves a fourth stooge.Copy !req
561. Yeah. Great working
with you again, Walt.Copy !req
562. Don't call me Walt.Copy !req
563. Makes for one great story.
I like this part especially.Copy !req
564. "Courageous reporters aid case."Copy !req
565. And we managed
to keep Carol's secret.Copy !req
566. You should be proud of me.
I didn't even tellJimmy.Copy !req
567. Tell me what?
That she used to be a man?Copy !req
568. I knew that
the first time I saw her.Copy !req
569. So did Yves. So what?Copy !req
570. Also for once,
we managed to turn a profit.Copy !req
571. The story is big news in Russia.Copy !req
572. A Moscow wire
service is paying us 125,000
rubles for the reprint rights.Copy !req
573. That's just under 4,400 U.S.Copy !req
574. Oh, well, at least it'll pay for
a few more issues, right?Copy !req
575. Actually, no. We're using the money
for something else.Copy !req
576. Something you really should
have told us about, man.Copy !req
577. So, back to my theory.
The thing about football helmets...Copy !req
578. even invisible ones...Copy !req
579. is that you can
always take them off.Copy !req
580. Not that you should
if you're about to get tackled.Copy !req
581. But you can if you're
around people you trust.Copy !req
582. - Your friends.
- Oh, guys!Copy !req
583. - How are you gonna get by?
- How are we gonna get by?Copy !req
584. Well, huh, same as we always have,
just barely.Copy !req
585. But, uh, we'll manage.Copy !req
586. Go for it, man.Copy !req
587. You might wanna move
the seat back some.Copy !req
588. Maybe that's what friends are,Copy !req
589. the people you can show
your true face to.Copy !req
590. - I made this!Copy !req