The Legend of Vox Machina 2x7

Directed by Young Heller

Kelly Hu as Anna Ripley (voice) • Lance Reddick as Thordak (voice) • Billy Boyd as Garmelie (voice) • Cheech Marin as Trinket (voice)

After escaping from the black dragon Umbrasyl, Vox Machina is split up. Half of the party find themselves lost in another dimension, the mysterious Fey Realm. They encounter strange dangers as they seek to recover the next Vestige of Divergence. Meanwhile, the other half of the party searches for a way to heal their cursed teammate.

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1. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no.

2. What happened to the others?

3. - Uh, I don't know. - Where's Pike?

4. - How do you not know? - Breathe, all right?

5. Just tell us what you remember.

6. I tried to take us to the next vestige.

7. U-Umbrasyl... disrupted my spell. I...

8. I managed to transport us here, but the others went...

9. somewhere else?

10. At least we're together.

11. I shouldn't have tried to pull off a spell like that.

12. If you hadn't, they wouldn't just be lost, they'd be dead.

13. But... Pike.

14. - She was... - With Grog and Scanlan.

15. We have to believe they're okay.

16. They aren't the only ones lost.

17. Where the hell are we?

18. Well...

19. I was trying to take us

20. to the next Vestige of Divergence.

21. I think you succeeded.

22. It's here.

23. Somewhere.

24. Hello, little floof.

25. Oh, that is the prettiest bird I have ever...

26. Oh!

27. Friends, welcome to the Fey Realm.

28. Without Pike, we don't have a healer,

29. and without Grog, we don't have our muscle

30. and without Scanlan, we have...

31. Less dick jokes.

32. Ugh. This grass is making me dizzy.

33. Look.

34. Scanlan said his vision of the Fey Realm

35. was like a drug trip.

36. And that the Fenthras Bow was inside a twisted tree in a bog.

37. He also said sheep's milk is his favorite lubricant, so...

38. We should check that distant range.

39. Most bogs drain from the mountains.

40. How far away is that?

41. Uh...

42. Did... did I break it?

43. Well, the Fey Realm does have a sense of humor.

44. A twisted one, at that.

45. Is anything as it seems here, de Rolo?

46. In my youth, I was fascinated by the Fey Realm.

47. The mystery, the danger.

48. Why, I read every single text I could get my hands on.

49. You needn't worry.

50. Follow my lead, and we'll be just fine.

51. Hmm?

52. Oh...

53. Looks like we have to get through that...

54. whatever that is.

55. Oh, what was this called again...

56. Ah, yes!

57. An Awoken Grove.

58. The environment may react to your mood.

59. Just project positivity and it will remain harmless.

60. Watch.

61. Oh, this is so stupid.

62. Vax!

63. Damn!

64. Time for a different approach.

65. They're plants! Can't you control them?

66. It's like they can't understand me!

67. Can't believe I'm wasting this on a plant.

68. Harmless?

69. Bizarre. That shouldn't have happened.

70. I don't understand.

71. What else is new?

72. Come on. We're almost through.

73. Oh.

74. Apologies.

75. Uh, Vax?

76. Vex?

77. Where is everybody?

78. Shit. Oh, shit, Pike!

79. Pike!

80. Oh, I'm so sorry, I...

81. Oh. What did I do?

82. It was an accident.

83. Do me a favor.

84. Put... that thing down.

85. Easy.

86. Try not to move.

87. I gotta heal myself.

88. Pikey? Did you stop leakin'?

89. I'm trying, buddies,

90. but the wound won't close all the way.

91. What?

92. I knew it. I knew it!

93. That sword is totally fucking evil!

94. It's not! It makes me strong.

95. There's nothin' wrong with it!

96. It was soaking up her blood!

97. That thing nearly killed her!

98. It wasn't the sword's fault.

99. I mean, maybe it egged me on a little...

100. It egged you on?

101. Okay, buddy, you have to get rid of it.

102. They do not understand.

103. Look how strong I made you.

104. Grog, please...

105. That thing belonged to Sylas Briar...

106. You are nothing without me.

107. - ... ever since you picked it up. - They are jealous.

108. You're right.

109. They are jealous.

110. It talks to you?

111. I don't know what that sword is telling you...

112. I hunger.

113. Grog.

114. Grog? What are you doing?

115. Buddies, don't do this.

116. Who are you gonna listen to, huh?

117. That sword...

118. or me?

119. You hunger.

120. What are you doing?

121. Nope. Not listening. Sorry!

122. Fool!

123. You are not destroying me,

124. you're destroying us!

125. Do it, buddies.

126. If this is the end,

127. I'm taking you with me!

128. No!

129. Hmph.

130. Um, I think we've been here before.

131. To the untrained eye, the Fey Realm can be confusing.

132. The ground only looks familiar

133. because the landscape is shifting.

134. A-Are you sure?

135. 'Cause we've been walking for a while, and...

136. the sun's in the exact same spot.

137. Oh.

138. There is an explanation for that.

139. Oh!

140. You see, time's...

141. a bit wonky in the Fey Realm.

142. Doodi-li-doo.

143. Hey. Whatcha doin'?

144. He's waking up.

145. Grog?

146. You with us?

147. I don't know what came over me.

148. I know.

149. Everything's okay now.

150. Uh... is it?

151. I mean, I thought you healed him.

152. Yeah, I tried.

153. But whatever Craven Edge did, I couldn't reverse it.

154. Hmm?

155. Oh! My muscles.

156. Where'd they go?

157. No. No, no, no, no.

158. Oh, gods, I'm as puny as Vax!

159. Easy, easy, buddy.

160. Hey, svelte is a good look on you.

161. And-and-and you didn't lose your beard, huh?

162. Plus, Pike says there's an elixir

163. that can bring your muscles back.

164. You can make one of those?

165. Well, not without ingredients.

166. But I, I-I think I know where we can get help.

167. Really?

168. Where even are we?

169. Well, from the look of those hills...

170. back on Tal'Dorei?

171. Damn. Keyleth, you really need to learn your spells.

172. Grog, I promise.

173. We're gonna fix you.

174. Mm-hmm?

175. Start talking.

176. Why are you spying on us?

177. Who are you?

178. No one... so can you put me down?

179. Gladly.

180. Ah!

181. Let's try again.

182. Who are you, and why are you following us?

183. A simple wanderer who enjoys a little entertainment.

184. You can call me Garmelie.

185. What are you reading?

186. Ooh! Nothing! No reading. I-I-I can't read.

187. - Uh, that's, uh... - Oh, no!

188. - ... curious. - It's not what you think it, sir.

189. Keeping notes on us, were you?

190. - No, don't open that. No... - Uh...

191. - O-Oh. - No, I did not draw those.

192. - Oh, my. - Oh.

193. Ugh...

194. Well, unless you like them.

195. The likenesses aren't bad.

196. Why do I have three peni?

197. Art is subjective.

198. Oh, ah, no need to be angry,

199. seeing as how Garmelie can guide you

200. where you need to go.

201. And how do you know where we want to go?

202. Didn't say where you want to go.

203. Said where you need to go.

204. My books were filled with creatures like this.

205. - Best we ignore him. - Your books

206. have done a fat lot of good for us so far.

207. Percy's only trying to help.

208. Yeah. Heard that before.

209. Well.

210. Now that the irritating illustrator is gone,

211. I can concentrate on navigating us through...

212. Of course.

213. You sure you don't need any help?

214. I think I got it.

215. I can feel...

216. my strength...

217. coming... Whoa.

218. I just need... a minute.

219. Uh, come on, man.

220. At least let us help out a little.

221. No!

222. A little.

223. All right. Let's move our big boy.

224. Whew.

225. E-Easy, easy, whoa. Whoa.

226. Hey, I got you, pal.

227. I can't even drink. Oh...

228. Ah, this is worse than death!

229. - Aw... - You're not peak Grog.

230. But, uh, there's plenty of stuff you're still useful for.

231. Yeah? Like what?

232. Well, like a... a doorstop?

233. Paperweight? Hey, you'd make a neat rug, huh?

234. What? Rug?

235. Buddy.

236. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

237. Tilt back. Come on, I got ya.

238. Don't want to stain your tiny, tiny chest.

239. Yeah?

240. Huh?

241. What, did I say something wrong again?

242. - That's sweet. - Nah.

243. - You're-you're making fun of me. - No.

244. No. I-I just...

245. I never thought I'd see Scanlan the caregiver.

246. It's... not a bad thing.

247. Oh. Uh... Well, I mean,

248. if you're into this, I can put on my naughty nurse's outfit.

249. Huh?

250. Oh. Wait, no...

251. Pike, I...

252. God.

253. Stupid.

254. - Uh, Scanlan? Ow! - Huh?

255. - Little help? - Oh, God! Uh, uh...

256. Shoo! Shoo! Get! Get away!

257. Get! Get off him!

258. There's water up ahead.

259. I think we finally found our destination.

260. "Welcome to the Fey Realm."

261. Garmelie's here to help when you need him.

262. I can literally see the bog we need, thank you.

263. Sounds like you have all the answers, then.

264. Well, goodie for you.

265. Percy, you study these?

266. Of course. They're, uh...

267. Well... well, I think they're called, uh...

268. Oh, fine, I have no idea.

269. Garmelie... And he's gone again.

270. Well, they're pretty.

271. Which means they're probably super deadly.

272. Whatever they are,

273. we should keep moving.

274. Me again?

275. Ah!

276. I was joking about the deadly thing.

277. That was a joke!

278. Well, that's a problem.

279. Oy! Heads up!

280. Vax, look!

281. It's... growing?

282. Oh, what the fuck?

283. It's an amalgamation.

284. Try to break it apart.

285. Fuck's sake.

286. Oh, come on.

287. The plants in this realm are real assholes!

288. Ah, I think I scared it off.

289. Shit.

290. No. No, I didn't!

291. Trinket.

292. Hang on!

293. I'll get him.

294. No!

295. It's after me...

296. Right.

297. Come on, ugly!

298. Keyleth! Vex'ahlia!

299. Thank goodness. I was worried those spores might've...

300. Mm...

301. affected you?

302. Ah...

303. Wha...

304. Vex'ahlia?

305. Oh, hey...

306. Are you okay?

307. Whoa.

308. - Shit, girl. - Hmm?

309. You are proper fucked up.

310. That is not what I imagined you'd sound like!

311. I know, right?

312. I was just so mean to you guys.

313. Let's never fight again, okay? I love you so much.

314. We love you, too!

315. What?

316. The Matron.

317. Vax! Incoming!

318. Move!

319. What are you doing here?

320. I wasn't about to give up on you.

321. There must be a way...

322. Some natural weakness...

323. Water.

324. On my mark, take it for a drink.

325. And... charge!

326. Just a moment!

327. Uh...

328. Percy...

329. Blast it.

330. Diplomacy, fuck's sake, work!

331. Now!

332. I didn't want your help.

333. That's the thing with nobles.

334. We're rather stubborn.

335. I know I've made mistakes.

336. But I also know something about carrying darkness.

337. Whatever happens, I'll have your back.

338. That creature...

339. it was drawn to me.

340. You saw it, too.

341. Yes, the way everything's reacted.

342. It's as if the realm's against you.

343. It's this armor.

344. The Matron...

345. I-I don't know what's happening, but it's like...

346. I'm headed in a different direction from the rest of you.

347. I appreciate you having my back, Percival.

348. But where I'm going, I don't think you can follow.

349. Feels like a hangover without any of the fun.

350. Not me. I feel incredible.

351. Like my mind connected to nature on a spiritual level.

352. I mean, I get it now.

353. We are all just prisoners of our own anxieties,

354. searching for connection in this...

355. - Ugh... - Oh, man...

356. - Oh, I can taste the colors... - Oh. Yeah.

357. Oh, this will be a good one.

358. I'm going to guess you had something to do with this.

359. Well, you guess wrong.

360. Garmelie was merely the traveler on this journey.

361. For your next journey, the Shademurk awaits.

362. Shademurk?

363. That bow of yours?

364. The tree you seek lies there.

365. You all managed to legitimately entertain,

366. so Garmelie will guide you.

367. If you accept his help?

368. You're the expert.

369. They escaped.

370. Yet you focus on mere relics.

371. They are known as the Vestiges of Divergence.

372. This is but one of many.

373. What do I care of mankind's baubles?

374. Thordak, they could imbue the Conclave with incredible power.

375. Our ascension would be assured.

376. It is already assured!

377. You are most loyal, Umbrasyl.

378. Seek out these weapons if they will be advantageous to us.

379. But do not neglect my riches.

380. The fool could become a god,

381. served by champions armed with vestiges.

382. But all he can think about is gold.

383. Thordak's plans will reveal themselves in time.

384. And when they do,

385. we will all be gods.

386. I'm useless.

387. Might as well replace me with a corpse.

388. A dead corpse.

389. Oh, don't worry, Grog.

390. We'll get you back to your usual self,

391. and we'll find the rest of the team.

392. Everlight, please protect them.

393. Wherever they are.

394. Guys...

395. Guys!

396. We're here.

397. How?

398. Ooh, a city.

399. Garmelie had forgotten about this little hamlet.

400. That's pretty weird, even for this place.

401. I thought you were guiding us to the Shademurk.

402. Oh, yes.

403. One day, it just appeared out of nowhere. Pop!

404. Alas, we'll have to pass through it to reach your bog.

405. That city almost looks Elven.

406. That's because it is.

407. It's Syngorn.

408. You've been there before?

409. We lived there.

410. With our father.

411. Chirp.