The Lazarus Project 1x8

Directed by Akaash Meeda

Sarah Edwardson as Sarah's Doctor • Ning Lu as Mei • Lorn Macdonald as Blake • Elaine Tan as Zhang Rhui • Salome R. Gunnarsdottir as Greta

When The Lazarus Project are trapped by a cataclysmic event, George is horrified to discover that the key to helping them is the person he has just shot.

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1. Viewer discretion is advised.

2. And the hostage? matu-It was Janet. ter.

3. - Who's this? - Zhang Rhui.

4. Could we meet tomorrow maybe?

5. Okay.

6. All right, that's some big speakers you got.

7. Sounded like a gun went off.

8. I've met someone.

9. We're getting married.

10. George, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder.

11. No, you don't have to say anything unless...

12. So, uh, the thing is, we've been working together

13. for a while now,

14. and I respect you as a colleague

15. - and as a professional. - Right.

16. Well, recently...

17. Well, not that recently, nevermind.

18. - I've begun to think... - Dennis.

19. Are you trying to ask me out?

20. Well, yes, I am.

21. Well, go on then.

22. This is it. This is me asking you out.

23. This is it?

24. This... Right now?

25. Right now, yeah.

26. Ah, fuck off. Jesus Christ.

27. The thing is,

28. I think about you all the bloody time,

29. and it's starting to do my head in, so...

30. there you go.

31. - Well... - Huh.

32. I think about you all the time, too.

33. Yeah?

34. It does my head in and all.

35. So what do you reckon?

36. - Yeah, I'll go out with you. - Yeah?

37. Yes, why not?

38. Why not?

39. Who's texting you?

40. I don't know.

41. Who cares?

42. You comfortable?

43. Good.

44. Uncuff yourself.

45. If you try anything I will shoot you.

46. Move!

47. What the fuck was that?

48. Hey, man, I'm so sorry.

49. Uh, I just got these new speakers in

50. and a gun went off in the TV,

51. nearly gave me a bloody heart attack.

52. Didn't wake you up, did I?

53. Yeah, You're all right, man.

54. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

55. Oh, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.

56. I'll make sure I keep it down, yeah?

57. - Hey. Don't worry. - Okay. Bye-buh-bye-bye. Bye.

58. - Hello. - George.

59. You need to come in straight away.

60. Yeah.

61. - What the hell happened? - The world ended.

62. Who needs us?

63. No one. It wasn't a bomb.

64. It was an emission of gravitational radiation,

65. caused by two black holes merging together.

66. There... There was a big fucking explosion

67. in space and everything

68. and the known universe got zapped.

69. Say what?

70. There's the singularity.

71. Now there's another one.

72. Huh? Someone made a copy.

73. You don't just make a copy of a black hole.

74. - It's a... It's impossible, - Yet it's just happened.

75. But there wasn't a warning. How did we go back?

76. Oh, we have a dead man's switch on our end.

77. If it's destroyed, it resets automatically.

78. All right, so how do we stop it exploding again?

79. It was already started collapsing in on itself.

80. In three weeks' time, it'll go again.

81. We can't stop it.

82. So we're just going to keep living

83. the next three weeks on loop?

84. Ma'am?

85. So what do we do?

86. I don't know, George.

87. I can stop a nuclear missile being launched.

88. I can't stop a black hole collapsing.

89. There must be something, I mean,

90. the singularities don't just appear overnight.

91. - No, they don't. - So, someone's behind this.

92. If you wanted to work out a way

93. of creating your own machine,

94. of turning back time yourself,

95. what would you do?

96. I don't know.

97. If it were me,

98. I'd find the one person smart enough

99. to know how all this works.

100. I'd go and get them and I'd put them to work.

101. Janet?

102. - Where's Archie, Wes? - Shanghai.

103. We think the Chinese are involved.

104. I've met someone.

105. We're getting married.

106. I wanted to say I'm sorry for how we ended.

107. Yeah.

108. This is Archie. Leave a message.

109. Yo, Arch, it's me.

110. Just call me back.

111. She's your sister if that jogs your memory.

112. I don't know where she is.

113. It's a singularity. It's self-destructing.

114. I don't think we can stop it.

115. Oh, hey, man, I'm so sorry.

116. I just got just got, um, these new speakers in

117. and the gun went off on the TV,

118. nearly gave me a bloody heart attack.

119. - No. No worries. - Okay. Bye.

120. - Bye, mate. - All right...

121. This is Archie. Leave a message.

122. For fuck's sake, Archie.

123. Call me back.

124. Oh!

125. George?

126. Sa... Sarah?

127. I waited for you for an hour in the cafe today.

128. Shit, sorry.

129. It's okay, uh...

130. Sarah, it's...

131. That isn't...

132. Dammit.

133. Sarah, Sarah, get in the car.

134. George. What the fuck?

135. Just get in the car, Sarah.

136. His name's Shiv.

137. He's an ex-operative

138. for a top secret organization called The Lazarus Project.

139. They were tasked with preventing and undoing

140. extinction level events.

141. Why is he dead in the boot of your car?

142. Because I'm a Lazarus agent.

143. You're an app-developer.

144. No.

145. No, not for a long time.

146. I don't understand.

147. You're like...

148. You're a spy?

149. No. Uh...

150. No, I'm an operative.

151. You killed someone.

152. I've killed a lot of people.

153. Bad people.

154. I just...

155. I don't...

156. I want to show you something.

157. Is this real?

158. Shit.

159. Oi.

160. You know you can't tell anyone.

161. Can't tell anyone there's a secret Bond lair

162. just off Tottenham Court Road,

163. and my ex-boyfriend is a spy?

164. Hate it when you call me your ex.

165. Same.

166. What were you gonna tell me in the cafe yesterday?

167. Nothing.

168. I'm only gonna be here for another three weeks.

169. After that, I gotta go somewhere.

170. She's staying in Sunset Villas,

171. apartment building room number...

172. Number 21. Yeah.

173. What are the chances I turn up there

174. and have a team of security agents

175. - waiting for me? - Please, I...

176. Your parents.

177. Your son.

178. If you lie to me...

179. Zhang Rhui.

180. Get up.

181. You're not going anywhere.

182. Jesus.

183. I wish you could tell me where you're going tomorrow.

184. Yeah. I wish I could too.

185. I really missed you.

186. I missed you.

187. Whenever you get back from

188. wherever it is you're going,

189. will you come and find me?

190. I'm always gonna find you.

191. Nah, you're all right, man.

192. I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

193. Hi.

194. Nice to see you again.

195. Next time just knock.

196. You can remember time loops?

197. Did you think you were the only ones?

198. - I'm looking for Janet. - Janet.

199. Yeah, I know.

200. Who gave you the serum?

201. We made our own.

202. Yeah? What else did you make?

203. We wanted what you have.

204. So we made a machine.

205. - Where's Janet? - I passed her to my handler.

206. I don't know where they were taking her after that.

207. Okay.

208. Where's the handler?

209. We were supposed to meet a day before the checkpoint.

210. But he never showed.

211. Now he doesn't answer his phone.

212. Maybe your friend got to him first.

213. - My friend? - Brown skinned guy.

214. British accent, curly hair. Killed my team in Germany.

215. I hope we meet again one day.

216. No, I don't think you do.

217. How did you find Janet in the first place?

218. Lazarus.

219. We've been tracking all of you for years.

220. Your new recruit led us straight to her.

221. George?

222. Yeah, he went to her apartment in Barcelona

223. just before the nuke went off.

224. We couldn't believe our luck.

225. This is gonna keep happening, isn't it?

226. I don't know.

227. George? I waited for you for an hour in the cafe today.

228. Hey.

229. Wait.

230. Wait. Sarah...

231. Oh, shit.

232. Oh, shit.

233. Fuck's sake, Sarah.

234. Just look both ways for once.

235. Idiot.

236. Fucking idiot. Fucking...

237. Ah.

238. Just tell me something, Shiv. Try and tell me something.

239. I don't know what to do.

240. I just wanted you to hear it from me.

241. We're happy.

242. I know this is painful.

243. We're engaged.

244. I'm sorry about the noise, mate.

245. I was just playing a video game.

246. Just watching a movie.

247. It's just a movie, Reggie!

248. Man on the bike.

249. Woman with a buggy.

250. Hat man.

251. I wanted you to hear it from me.

252. We're happy.

253. You're all right, man.

254. What are we gonna do, ma'am?

255. Gonna start waking people up.

256. Good.

257. World leaders,

258. governments,

259. people in charge.

260. Can't fix this on our own.

261. Maybe we can't fix it at all.

262. But it's time to start looking for help.

263. Boy, did I underestimate you.

264. Shiv?

265. I'm about to wake up in China.

266. Archie...

267. I don't want to hear it, George.

268. I know why you did it.

269. And you know why that doesn't matter.

270. Is Shiv dead-dead?

271. Or will the loop bring him back?

272. Brings him back with a bullet in him.

273. I'm trying to save him. But haven't...

274. Well, you better work out a way.

275. Right now we live in a world without consequences.

276. But you're gonna help me bring them back,

277. and then you're gonna face them.

278. Understand?

279. Good.

280. I trusted you.

281. You betrayed me.

282. - I had to save her. - No.

283. You wanted to save her.

284. It's the same thing, Archie.

285. You pretend like you don't know that,

286. but you do.

287. Janet?

288. I don't know what... I don't know where she is.

289. But there's a rival machine out there,

290. and she's the key to fixing this.

291. I think Shiv knows something.

292. Better find out a way to save him, haven't you?

293. Next loop,

294. while he's still alive,

295. tell him I'm sorry I didn't believe him.

296. Tell him I'm gonna make it right.

297. Collapsed lung.

298. Almost certainly.

299. So how would you treat this if you were there?

300. Well, I'd release the trapped air

301. and get some fluids into him.

302. Yeah, okay.

303. But, like, which fluids?

304. Which department did you say you were from again?

305. Murder squad.

306. Look,

307. there was probably nothing you could have done.

308. I wouldn't beat yourself up about it.

309. You didn't show up today.

310. Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

311. It's all right. I don't blame you.

312. I figured it wasn't gonna be a good talk.

313. - George, I... - You're seeing someone. I know.

314. It's fine.

315. You're gonna marry him,

316. but you're already having doubts.

317. And you figured if you told me

318. it'd mean you couldn't turn back.

319. Or am I wrong?

320. Yeah.

321. George, are you okay?

322. I'm just really fucking up a lot.

323. What's the fucking point?

324. Where are you going?

325. Anywhere else.

326. See you at the next loop.

327. I'm sorry. I can't.

328. Just mind your own business, Reggie.

329. Just mind your own fucking business!

330. Hey, I didn't mean to disturb you last night.

331. You know, I heard the noise. I just got worried.

332. Yeah, I'm sorry.

333. Uh, I'm sorry. I was just...

334. You're fucking kidding me.

335. Excuse me?

336. What do you think?

337. Looks like blood.

338. Yeah.

339. I wouldn't hold your breath.

340. No, that's okay. It's kind of a last resort.

341. Ah! Yes.

342. Yeah, I can read the words.

343. "It'll worth... wait..."

344. "It'll worth wait..."

345. It'll... It'll be worth the wait?

346. That's a match.

347. Mean anything to you?

348. No.

349. But, there is something else here at the bottom.

350. Ah. What are they?

351. Symbols of some kind.

352. Japanese kanji or Chinese characters maybe.

353. I don't know.

354. George.

355. Why didn't you come to the cafe earlier?

356. Yeah, I'm sorry.

357. Can I come in?

358. I just want to talk.

359. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

360. I mapped out everyone

361. that will pass my apartment on that first morning.

362. I followed most of them home.

363. There's this one guy,

364. he got a bus out of town

365. to a small park and hung himself.

366. Now I see him every time we go back off to hang himself.

367. I said hello to him once.

368. And you know what?

369. He didn't do it.

370. He went home instead.

371. It's crazy.

372. The smallest things can make the biggest difference.

373. Can you hear that?

374. Couple of loops back, I went next door

375. and threw the guy playing the guitar out of the window.

376. I'm thinking about doing it again.

377. What's so special about Janet?

378. Genius level IQ.

379. Brain the size of a small country.

380. Your government made their own serum,

381. then they've tried to make their own machine.

382. It's gone wrong.

383. And I think they've taken her to try and fix it.

384. I found out where they're keeping her.

385. You're gonna need help.

386. Know anyone good?

387. Let me get this straight.

388. They have a time machine

389. that can undo time.

390. And no one knows about it.

391. It's true. So...

392. And now there's a problem we can't fix.

393. We just keep living these three weeks

394. again and again and again, and...

395. It's just like it was right at the start of this.

396. I don't know what to do.

397. I don't know if not knowing

398. what's going on is better than knowing.

399. I don't know if it's selfish

400. and cruel to even give you this option,

401. if being woken up is worse than sleeping through it.

402. All I know is that I miss you, Sarah.

403. I miss you so much.

404. And I know you miss me too.

405. And I told you

406. that I would always come and find you.

407. This is me trying to do that.

408. - Are you taking heroin? - No, I'm not...

409. It's a serum, Sarah.

410. It will help you remember the time you've lost.

411. And what did I lose, George?

412. Everything.

413. We were married.

414. Gonna have a baby.

415. Everything.

416. But we can get that back.

417. I love you, Sarah.

418. I always have.

419. Every time.

420. All right, pal.

421. All right, bruv.

422. I don't need this, do I?

423. Probably not.

424. I was gonna explain in half an hour anyway.

425. - What do you want? - Where's Janet?

426. Fuck me if I know.

427. I went to Barcelona. No sign of her.

428. Yeah, she got taken.

429. I think it was the Chinese. Well she could be anywhere.

430. I've got people looking for her.

431. - Archie. - And Shiv.

432. Mmm.

433. I already fucked Shiv, remember?

434. Right.

435. He still might be looking for her, though.

436. Beer?

437. Go on, then.

438. It's the singularity, isn't it?

439. - Something happened. - Yes. It's fucked.

440. What, you want a scientific opinion?

441. Am I wrong?

442. No, pretty much on the money.

443. This does not feel like a flat that has a woman living in it.

444. This is very much a bachelor pad

445. if I'm not mistaken.

446. So, where's the resurrected girlfriend?

447. She dumped me.

448. Oh. Sad.

449. Fuck off.

450. It's all right.

451. Mm.

452. Shiv.

453. Interesting.

454. He came here to tell me something.

455. I shot him before he could.

456. Well, that was a silly thing to do.

457. Yeah, well, obviously, I didn't mean to.

458. Anyway, he has a note of him.

459. Anything helpful?

460. It says "Time Machine" in Mandarin,

461. and above it, the full sentence, it must be...

462. "It'll be worth the wait."

463. What?

464. This is...

465. He's been shot. I need help. Come on!

466. Come on! Come on! Come on!

467. Call 999!

468. Mate, are you all right? Can you hear me?

469. Oh, Jesus.

470. - Call 999! - No, no.

471. You need to stabilize him here.

472. Look, George, there's only so much I can do.

473. Then do it.

474. Oh, Jesus.

475. I asked the landlord what the neighbors were like.

476. I fucking asked him.

477. Shiv, I need you to speak to me.

478. Where's Janet?

479. Shiv!

480. Come on, man! You need to give me something.

481. He needs space!

482. Uh...

483. - Get the... - Okay, okay.

484. Shiv. Shiv, talk to me.

485. I've got you. I've got you.

486. You shot me, you fucking dickhead.

487. Yeah, yeah, mate, I'm sorry about that.

488. - Janet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

489. I know we have to go and save her.

490. Uh-uh.

491. - You don't understand. - What?

492. Understand what, Shiv?

493. Rebrov is the key.

494. Big plans are afoot.

495. Remember that?

496. One of our little codes. It was Janet's idea actually.

497. We had all sorts.

498. Kill,

499. run,

500. hide.

501. Simple meanings.

502. But there was one that was more important

503. than the others.

504. A phrase that meant I'm in trouble.

505. I need you. Come and get me.

506. It'll be worth the wait.

507. She came up with that one.

508. Something about that phrase always reminded me of something,

509. but I could never put my finger on it.

510. When I saw it again the other day,

511. written down, and I remembered...

512. You won't find Janet because she's not here anymore.

513. Someone's found a way to break through the checkpoint.

514. They found a way to send her back in time.

515. Welcome to London.

516. And the 2012 Olympic Games have begun.

517. I know exactly where she is.

518. If you want to get her back,

519. you're gonna need my help.

520. Fucking hell.

521. You can time travel.