1. And what is the difference
between—Copy !req
2. this is an— this is
an ape, am I correct?Copy !req
3. This is an ape,
as opposed to a monkey,Copy !req
4. and great apes are
gorillas, orangs, chimpsCopy !req
5. and, uh, very
intelligent animals...Copy !req
6. Uh-huh.
very highly
developed,Copy !req
7. our closest relatives.Copy !req
8. What about monkeys?Copy !req
9. Is there— what's
the difference there?Copy !req
10. Monkeys are, are not as high
on the developmental scale.Copy !req
11. Many of them have tails,
which she does not.Copy !req
12. Um, a little bit
different body shape.Copy !req
13. Right, and—Copy !req
14. She has very
human-like hands.Copy !req
15. And it sounds like most
of those become sidekicks,Copy !req
16. announcers,
that kind of thing.Copy !req
17. They're almost intelligent
enough to do that.Copy !req
18. Well, listen,
I understand that, uh,Copy !req
19. Jesse, uh, can actually
throw and catch a baseball.Copy !req
20. Is that right?
Yeah, she's very good
at it, so—Copy !req
21. Well, I've brought
my glove,Copy !req
22. and I thought
we'd give that a try.Copy !req
23. All right. Joel, can you come
over and give me a hand?Copy !req
24. Come on, Jess.
Come here. Come on.Copy !req
25. I'll step off over here.
Let me take my jacket off.Copy !req
26. Yeah.
All right?Copy !req
27. And, uh, is Joel
going to...Copy !req
28. uh, this is Joel.
This is Joel.Copy !req
29. And, Joel, are you an ape
or a monkey?Copy !req
30. All right.Copy !req
31. So, what shall
I do here now?Copy !req
32. Okay, well, she's gonna—
we're gonna send her to you.
Go on.Copy !req
33. Oh. Should I throw it?
Is she gonna take the ball?Copy !req
34. That's it.
That's the clip
we wanna use.Copy !req
35. Well, the koala bear
peeing on Larry is much funnier.Copy !req
36. Horse shit.
We used that clipCopy !req
37. on the anniversary show
last year.Copy !req
38. And it's a classic.Copy !req
39. Classic, my ass!Copy !req
40. People are tired
of seeing talk show hostsCopy !req
41. being pissed on.Copy !req
42. Joe Franklin did that
30 years ago.Copy !req
43. I'm not saying
it's Shakespeare,Copy !req
44. but, you know,
it, it's an anniversary show,Copy !req
45. and you want to give
the people what they want.Copy !req
46. And what they want to see
is Larry SandersCopy !req
47. getting hit in the nuts
by a monkey, right, Lar?Copy !req
48. Well, what's the difference?Copy !req
49. Right! So, we'll go with the
monkey in the clip package,Copy !req
50. and we use the koala bear
as a bumper.Copy !req
51. Good thinking, Larry.Copy !req
52. I totally agree with you.Copy !req
53. Uh, we'll use the monkey
as a bumperCopy !req
54. and the koala bear
for the clip package.Copy !req
55. Jerry, would you excuse us,
please?Copy !req
56. Doesn't it seem to you
like we are basically doingCopy !req
57. the same show
night after night?Copy !req
58. No.Copy !req
59. Well, I am walking through
the same fucking blue curtainCopy !req
60. every night doing
exactly the same show.Copy !req
61. Well, let's get rid
of the fucking blue curtain,Copy !req
62. jazz things up a little.Copy !req
63. Let's get a red curtain,
maybe with a stripe.Copy !req
64. That is not what I'm saying.Copy !req
65. Okay, what about this:Copy !req
66. Let's mix up
tonight's show?Copy !req
67. If Miss Dolly Parton
will allow,Copy !req
68. we can bump her
to third positionCopy !req
69. and open with
the Bird Whistlers.Copy !req
70. Then who's in the middle?Copy !req
71. An old friend of yours,Copy !req
72. someone you haven't seen
for some time.Copy !req
73. Now, Larry, you might not
recognize this little girl,Copy !req
74. but she was on your show
back in 1987.Copy !req
75. How could I forget,
Joan.Copy !req
76. That was the last intimate
relationship I had.Copy !req
77. Where are you going?
Where are you going?Copy !req
78. Oh.Copy !req
79. Jesse, be a good girl.
I don't understand this.Copy !req
80. You know, she doesn't
do this at home,Copy !req
81. and the only time
she ever does it is with you.Copy !req
82. I'll take it
as a compliment.Copy !req
83. Don't you have
to go to work?Copy !req
84. I am working.
I'm working on this movie.Copy !req
85. It's going great.
Great.Copy !req
86. In fact, I'm gonna
call in sick today.Copy !req
87. I can't go to that show
one more fucking day.Copy !req
88. Ever since I started working
on this movie, I'm telling you,Copy !req
89. I feel like I've been wasting
my life doing that show.Copy !req
90. I understand.
I need my computer.Copy !req
91. Yeah, no, I-I need it.
I only have 100 pages left.Copy !req
92. Where the hell is Larry?Copy !req
93. He's the one that
called the staff meeting.Copy !req
94. He's not in yet.
I know he's not in yet.Copy !req
95. Hank wants to know
where Larry is.Copy !req
96. He's not in yet.
Is he sick?Copy !req
97. I don't know.
Where's Larry?Copy !req
98. He's not in yet.
Is he sick?Copy !req
99. Some trouble with his car?Copy !req
100. I don't know.Copy !req
101. It's that damn Francine,
she hates the show.Copy !req
102. I suppose she prefers
the cinema and the ballet.Copy !req
103. Well, she did answer
the phone when I called.Copy !req
104. I'm afraid our boy's getting
pussy-whipped.Copy !req
105. Oh, Artie, Artie, ixnay
on the ussy-whip-pay.Copy !req
106. Quite right, Hank.Copy !req
107. Inexcusable.Copy !req
108. Forgive me, ladies.Copy !req
109. Beverly, would you get Larry
on the phone?Copy !req
110. Absolutely.Copy !req
111. And if he's not
at his house,Copy !req
112. try Yoko's place.Copy !req
113. Would you get the phone?Copy !req
114. And if that's work,
tell them I'm sick.Copy !req
115. Hate doing that.
Thanks.Copy !req
116. Hello.
One sec for Artie.Copy !req
117. Francine, my dear,
may I speak to our boy?Copy !req
118. Oh, um...Copy !req
119. hi, um...Copy !req
120. How are you?Copy !req
121. Is Larry there?Copy !req
122. Well, just a minute.Copy !req
123. He hates me.Copy !req
124. Is it Artie?Copy !req
125. Hello. Artie?Copy !req
126. What's up? I'm...
not feeling too well.Copy !req
127. Oh, nothing important,Copy !req
128. just checking to see
when you'll be with us.Copy !req
129. Well, I, uh...Copy !req
130. I've been kind of sick today,
and I don't think, uh,Copy !req
131. I'd be any good at work today
coming in at all...Copy !req
132. Mmm.
to... you still there?Copy !req
133. I'm listening.
I'm flu-ish.Copy !req
134. Well, listen, I'll-I'll be in
in about a half an hour.Copy !req
135. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
136. Why didn't you just tell him
you're working on your movie?Copy !req
137. Because, uh, I haven't told
anyone about the movie.Copy !req
138. It's not their business.Copy !req
139. Oprah Winfrey's interviewing
Michael Jackson.Copy !req
140. Michael Jackson says
that he can count—Copy !req
141. Hey, what's the word on...Copy !req
142. I'm sorry. Uh, go right ahead.Copy !req
143. Oprah Winfrey's interviewing
Michael Jackson.Copy !req
144. He says he can count on two
fingers the amount of timesCopy !req
145. that he's had
plastic surgery...Copy !req
146. Mm-hmm.
I don't think those
are his real fingers.Copy !req
147. See, Larry didn't go for that.Copy !req
148. He said it's dated.Copy !req
149. Well, it-it is. It is.Copy !req
150. I'm sorry.
I-It is dated.Copy !req
151. What do you mean,
it's dated?Copy !req
152. Well, I don't think
anybody's gonna remember
who Oprah Winfrey is.Copy !req
153. Michael Jackson's
timeless.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. L-Let me ask you a—Copy !req
156. let me ask you guys
a question.Copy !req
157. Have you noticed that, um...Copy !req
158. Have you noticed that,
uh, Larry is actingCopy !req
159. just a little melancholy
lately?Copy !req
160. I have not.
Larry who?Copy !req
161. Yeah, well, that's probablyCopy !req
162. 'cause you don't— you
don't get the quality timeCopy !req
163. with Larry that I do.
Yeah.Copy !req
164. Mmm.
You mean those moments
during the commercialCopy !req
165. when he leans over and asksCopy !req
166. if there's anything
hanging out of his nose?Copy !req
167. Hey, Phil. Phil.Copy !req
168. Remember, you can't spell
smart-ass without A-S-S.Copy !req
169. Okay?Copy !req
170. Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, sorry.Copy !req
171. You don't have to hold
the-the party line with me.Copy !req
172. All right...Copy !req
173. the cone of silence
is coming down.Copy !req
174. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
175. I think Larry might be
losing interest in the show.Copy !req
176. Who isn't?
Oh, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
177. You see,
now I think is the timeCopy !req
178. for you guys to write him
some of the funniest stuffCopy !req
179. that he has ever seen.Copy !req
180. I mean, you know, boffo,
laugh-out-loud,Copy !req
181. off-the-wall shit that you guys,
you-you do so well.Copy !req
182. Well, what are you
gonna be doing?Copy !req
183. Okay, okay...Copy !req
184. Well, you watch me
out there tonight,Copy !req
185. because you're gonna see
are-energized Hank Kingsley,Copy !req
186. on with a capital "O"
and a capital "N."Copy !req
187. All right.
I'm getting excited.Copy !req
188. And it's really great
for this stuff here, you know?Copy !req
189. You put it— you put it
like this...Copy !req
190. Yeah.
and it really works.Copy !req
191. Try it. It's really hard.Copy !req
192. Pardon me?Copy !req
193. Yeah, it is hard.Copy !req
194. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
195. It's hard.
It is.Copy !req
196. Let me see.
It is. It really works.Copy !req
197. Boy, it is hard.
Yeah.Copy !req
198. All right, now, um...Copy !req
199. I take— I leave it on the floor
next to my bed.Copy !req
200. Yeah. Oh, that lucky thing.
Now, listen...Copy !req
201. Do you, uh...Copy !req
202. Hank, what...Copy !req
203. What is that?Copy !req
204. Oh, this is a—
it's an electrical tie.Copy !req
205. It's just, you know,
just a goof.Copy !req
206. Well, I'd be sure
to take it offCopy !req
207. before I got in
the bathtub if I were you.Copy !req
208. The Suzanne Somers segment
was pure magic.Copy !req
209. Oh, yeah. Her boobs were
falling out of her blouseCopy !req
210. and all I did
was make lewd innuendosCopy !req
211. about having sex with her.
I'm very, very proud.Copy !req
212. You should be, my boy.Copy !req
213. Leno couldn't do
that flirting thing.Copy !req
214. It would make
people sick.Copy !req
215. Yuck!Copy !req
216. I'm glad to know
I don't make America sick.Copy !req
217. Suzanne, my darling,
what a delight.Copy !req
218. All right,
I'll see you tomorrow, Hank.Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. Uh, I-I gotta talk to you,Copy !req
221. and, uh, not as a coworker,
but as a friend.Copy !req
222. Well, I mean, as a friend,
and a, uh, and a coworker.Copy !req
223. Oh, not now, huh?Copy !req
224. Uh...Copy !req
225. Your foot is in—Copy !req
226. Yeah. I gotta get
right back out.Copy !req
227. Um... Larry...Copy !req
228. there is nothing
more important to meCopy !req
229. than the human relationship.
I know, because recently, uh,Copy !req
230. I was dating
a "Solid Gold" dancer,Copy !req
231. and she was...Copy !req
232. everything to me.Copy !req
233. I didn't know "Solid Gold"
was still on, actually.Copy !req
234. No, it isn't, uh, but she was
a "Solid Gold" dancer in 1979.Copy !req
235. No, I'm sorry,
it was, uh, '80.Copy !req
236. Well, still the peak years.Copy !req
237. Right.Copy !req
238. Anyway, uh...Copy !req
239. Uh, Larry...Copy !req
240. this show is like
a family of sorts...
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
241. but now there's a new member
of the family, isn't there?Copy !req
242. You trying to tell me
you're pregnant, Hank?Copy !req
243. I mean Francine...
your new lady.Copy !req
244. But you can't forget
your old lady, the show.Copy !req
245. I mean, there's gotta
be room in your lifeCopy !req
246. for both
of these lovely ladies.Copy !req
247. Sit down.Copy !req
248. Sit down!Copy !req
249. Sit down.Copy !req
250. Don't you ever get bored?Copy !req
251. Bored? In what way?Copy !req
252. With the show.Copy !req
253. Yes. Sometimes
when Kenny G is on,Copy !req
254. I get a little sleepy,
you know?Copy !req
255. That is something else.Copy !req
256. You mean bored
in show business?Copy !req
257. Oh, no. Ah, no.Copy !req
258. Everything about it is,
you know, um...Copy !req
259. it's interesting.Copy !req
260. Something's gotta give.Copy !req
261. I understand.Copy !req
262. Something's got to give.Copy !req
263. I understand that.Copy !req
264. And you know why
I understand that?Copy !req
265. Because first...Copy !req
266. I'm your friend.Copy !req
267. Then I'm a coworker.Copy !req
268. Was that a curtsy?
Did you just curtsy to me?Copy !req
269. No.Copy !req
270. Okay, because
don't— don't ever curtsy.Copy !req
271. Okay. Larry...Copy !req
272. Thumbs, Hank.Copy !req
273. There's no reason
for Arthur to hate me.Copy !req
274. He doesn't hate you.Copy !req
275. Oh, this is good.Copy !req
276. I just typed in
"He doesn't hate you."Copy !req
277. Yes, he does.
He does not. Nice run?Copy !req
278. Yeah.
Yeah? You smell good.Copy !req
279. Well, thanks.
Mmm. Sweat becomes you.Copy !req
280. Thank you.
How's the movie going?Copy !req
281. Don't look. It's rough.Copy !req
282. I like it rough.Copy !req
283. Well, nevertheless...Copy !req
284. Is Lyle the protagonist?Copy !req
285. Lyle is a cop.Copy !req
286. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
287. Yeah, I should wait
till it comes out on video.Copy !req
288. Or laser disc.Copy !req
289. I'm telling you, surround sound
will bring this thing to life.Copy !req
290. I never did anything
to Arthur, did I?Copy !req
291. There's oxygen in the kitchen.Copy !req
292. Morning, Larry.Copy !req
293. Morning.
Hey.Copy !req
294. Hey.Copy !req
295. Hey, can I ask you
a quick question?
Yeah.Copy !req
296. Uh, everything's cool
with the writing on the show?Copy !req
297. Oh, yeah.
Are you happy with—Copy !req
298. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
M-monologues are okay?Copy !req
299. Great, good as ever.Copy !req
300. Good.
All right.Copy !req
301. Beverly, could you
hold my callsCopy !req
302. for the next couple of hours,
and get me a typewriter?Copy !req
303. Uh, there's a computer
if you want it.Copy !req
304. Uh, gee, you know,
I like the soundCopy !req
305. of the banging
and then the bell.Copy !req
306. Or do you guys prefer
the bell and then the banging?Copy !req
307. He's typing?
What does that mean?Copy !req
308. That means
that he's goingCopy !req
309. to be doing
all of his own stuffCopy !req
310. and we're not gonna
get anything on.Copy !req
311. Fuck, I told you not to do
that Michael Jackson joke.Copy !req
312. Fucking king of pop.Copy !req
313. We're wasting
our creative lives.Copy !req
314. Oh, Francine.
Hi, Darlene, is he in?Copy !req
315. Yeah.
Great.Copy !req
316. Oh, uh, huh, Francine,
what a...Copy !req
317. what a delight.
Hello, Hank.Copy !req
318. Oh, what lovely shoes,
Francine. Are those new?Copy !req
319. Well, no, but thank you.
Is-is Larry busy?Copy !req
320. Francine, may I speak to you
for a moment, please?Copy !req
321. Well, sure.Copy !req
322. Could we adjourn
to the conference room, my dear?Copy !req
323. Okay.Copy !req
324. Thank you.Copy !req
325. Hank, would you like
to join us?Copy !req
326. Well, I-I'd love to.Copy !req
327. We'll be right in.Copy !req
328. Hank, would you do me a favor
and say, uh...Copy !req
329. Listen...Copy !req
330. How have you two been?Copy !req
331. Fine. What a gorgeous day.Copy !req
332. Yes, it is.Copy !req
333. I am very concernedCopy !req
334. about Larry's lack of interest
in the show.Copy !req
335. Oh, not now, Hank, uh...Copy !req
336. All we wanted to ask,
Francine, was, uh,Copy !req
337. if you thought there
might be something specialCopy !req
338. we could get Larry
for his birthday.Copy !req
339. Well, his birthday isn't
for another three months.Copy !req
340. We know.Copy !req
341. I'm very concernedCopy !req
342. about Larry's lack
of interest in the show.Copy !req
343. Uh, not now, Hank.
Uh, you must excuse Hank.Copy !req
344. He— Hank sometimes
forgets his boundaries.Copy !req
345. What is it
that's bothering you, Hank?Copy !req
346. Hank?Copy !req
347. If there's something
on your mind,Copy !req
348. now would be the time
to speak.Copy !req
349. I'm very concernedCopy !req
350. about Larry's lack
of interest in—Copy !req
351. Uh, if I may, Hank, uh,Copy !req
352. what Hank is concerned about
is that Larry seemsCopy !req
353. to be experiencing
something of a...Copy !req
354. seven-year itch
on the show.Copy !req
355. I know.Copy !req
356. You know, we're family here,
Francine, and we're...Copy !req
357. we're so pleased that you've
returned to the family,Copy !req
358. but in every family,
there must be a balance.Copy !req
359. Larry's lack of interest
on the showCopy !req
360. has nothing to do with me.Copy !req
361. I think he's just tired
of getting hit in the nutsCopy !req
362. by a bunch of monkeys.Copy !req
363. Fine. That's, uh...
I'm sorry.Copy !req
364. I'm sorry, I mean,
that, uh—Copy !req
365. No, no, no, don't you
demean what we do out there,Copy !req
366. because that monkey gave
a lot of people pleasureCopy !req
367. with that inappropriate act.Copy !req
368. Look, I don't make Larry's
career choices for him.Copy !req
369. 'Course not, my dear.
He does what he wants,Copy !req
370. and if he wants to do movies,
then he'll do movies.Copy !req
371. Movies, is it?Copy !req
372. Oh, movies.Copy !req
373. Hey.Copy !req
374. What's going on
in here?Copy !req
375. You guys hitting
on my ex-wife?Copy !req
376. No, no.Copy !req
377. We're just, uh,
we're catching up on things.Copy !req
378. My friend,
you've gotta stop hidingCopy !req
379. this lovely little light
under a bushel.Copy !req
380. Your Francine
is a true delight.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
381. They blame me for your loss
of interest on the show.Copy !req
382. Right? Isn't— isn't that
what you guys were saying?Copy !req
383. Is that true?Copy !req
384. Hey, the reason
I'm bored on this showCopy !req
385. has nothing to do
with Francine,Copy !req
386. and I don't like
you guys dragging herCopy !req
387. into our problems
here at work.Copy !req
388. Larry...
we know about the movie.Copy !req
389. You know about the movie.Copy !req
390. First of all,
let me say...Copy !req
391. Mm-hmm.
we love this treatment.Copy !req
392. Absolutely loved it.Copy !req
393. Oh, good, thanks.
Thank you.Copy !req
394. Terrific.
Thank you.Copy !req
395. It could use a little bit more
character development.Copy !req
396. Mmm.Copy !req
397. Well, yeah, this was,
you know, rough.Copy !req
398. And a different
ending.Copy !req
399. Huh.Copy !req
400. Like the one
in "Ghost,"Copy !req
401. where he walks
into the light and he says,Copy !req
402. "You can take love
with you."Copy !req
403. Or the ending in "Green Card."Copy !req
404. Mmm. Better.Copy !req
405. Huh.Copy !req
406. Uh-huh.Copy !req
407. Tell me, who do you
see playing Lyle?Copy !req
408. Uh, actually, uh, I'm Lyle.Copy !req
409. How do you feel about...Copy !req
410. Harrison Ford as Lyle?Copy !req
411. Well...Copy !req
412. I think, you know,
I'm really Lyle.Copy !req
413. Or Gérard Depardieu.Copy !req
414. He was in "Green Card,"
right?Copy !req
415. Yeah.Copy !req
416. Boy, you really like
"Green Card," don't you?Copy !req
417. How about...
Mike Myers?Copy !req
418. Mike Myers?Copy !req
419. As Lyle?Copy !req
420. You know, we do
have a projectCopy !req
421. that is absolutely
perfect for you.Copy !req
422. Mmm. True story.Copy !req
423. Gabriel Edmonds,
steel worker,Copy !req
424. hit by a freight train,
developed psychic powers.Copy !req
425. Boy, I remember him.
What happened to him?Copy !req
426. He went insane...
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
427. He was killed in a gun battle
with the police.Copy !req
428. Boy, that's, that's
a little heavy for me, I—Copy !req
429. No, no, no, actually,
it's funny, it's funny.Copy !req
430. Edmonds gets famous,Copy !req
431. cover of "Time,"
cover of "Newsweek"...Copy !req
432. goes on...Copy !req
433. "The Larry Sanders Show."Copy !req
434. Oh, so I'd be
playing myself?Copy !req
435. Well, you wouldn't
be playing Hank.Copy !req
436. Do you think we
can get Hank?Copy !req
437. Is there, is there a restroom,
uh...Copy !req
438. The anniversary show wouldn't be
complete without this clip.Copy !req
439. Is he...Copy !req
440. is he touching?Copy !req
441. Is he touching?Copy !req
442. Can you come over
and give me a hand?Copy !req
443. I'll step off over here.Copy !req
444. Let me take my jacket off.Copy !req
445. All right?Copy !req
446. And, uh, is Joel going to, uh—
this is Joel.Copy !req
447. This is Joel.Copy !req
448. And, Joel,
are you an ape or a monkey?Copy !req
449. Oh. Should I throw it?
Is she gonna take the ball?Copy !req
450. She's a female, all right!Copy !req
451. I was right. That's
the clip the fans love.Copy !req
452. Yeah, well,
I can't stop laughing.Copy !req
453. Mr. Sanders, please.Copy !req
454. Don't take this show
for granted.Copy !req
455. You insult me and everyone
who works on this show.Copy !req
456. I'm not talking about them.Copy !req
457. For four decades,
I've heard people talkCopy !req
458. about how shitty TV is
and how great movies are.Copy !req
459. Fuck 'em!Copy !req
460. You do what you're best at.Copy !req
461. That's what makes you
a success.Copy !req
462. What's up your ass?Copy !req
463. I know you had this big...
movie meeting today.Copy !req
464. Word gets around.Copy !req
465. I'm sure you can make a deal
anywhere you like in town.Copy !req
466. As a matter of fact,
the, the meeting went great.Copy !req
467. Fine. Well, just go ahead
and see how you likeCopy !req
468. spending 14-hour days
in a trailer,Copy !req
469. playing gin rummy
with your hairdresser.Copy !req
470. Go ahead.Copy !req
471. I will.
Good.Copy !req
472. Good.Copy !req
473. Good.
Good, then.Copy !req
474. Good.Copy !req
475. What's the next clip?Copy !req
476. You and Hank eating pie.Copy !req
477. Hear that live audience
laugh.Copy !req
478. You won't get that
making movies.Copy !req
479. How many...Copy !req
480. how many...
how many c—Copy !req
481. how many pies have you eaten?Copy !req
482. So, three.
Three.Copy !req
483. So, counting...
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484. counting the two you had today,
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485. I just want to say—
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486. thanks for sticking with us
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487. and, folks, uh, we love you.
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488. Let's hope it's another six.
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491. That was a good show.
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492. to the audience
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493. but this was special,
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494. that you come
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495. Do you have any questions
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496. Yes, sir.Copy !req
497. I was just wondering,
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498. so funny and all, how come
you don't, you know, do movies?Copy !req