1. Now, that sign says...Copy !req
2. "applesauce."Copy !req
3. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
4. I'm kidding,
it says "applause."Copy !req
5. Ray, do me a favor,
could you flick that once?Copy !req
6. All right.Copy !req
7. Now, remember, you're all—Copy !req
8. you're all a big part
of the show.Copy !req
9. So the better you are,
the better Larry is.Copy !req
10. Okay, now you see
this gentleman?Copy !req
11. Now, he's giving me this, uh,
this sign and it says,Copy !req
12. "We're on in 10 seconds,Copy !req
13. so get ready to have
a good time."Copy !req
14. Now, here we go.Copy !req
15. This is exciting, isn't it?Copy !req
16. In... five, four, three, two...Copy !req
17. Live on tape from Hollywood,Copy !req
18. "The Larry Sanders Show."Copy !req
19. Tonight, join Larry
and his guests,Copy !req
20. Burt Reynolds,
Barry Manilow,Copy !req
21. comedian Jake Johannsen,Copy !req
22. and me, "Hey Now"
Hank Kingsley.Copy !req
23. And now, because he just plain
likes all this attention,Copy !req
24. Larry Sanders!Copy !req
25. Thank you very much.Copy !req
26. Thank you.Copy !req
27. Thank you very much.Copy !req
28. All right.Copy !req
29. Thank you.Copy !req
30. The postal service announced
today that they will beCopy !req
31. putting in brand-new
vending machinesCopy !req
32. in all post offices,
which, for a dollar,Copy !req
33. when you put the dollar
in the machine,Copy !req
34. will open fire on everyone.Copy !req
35. Well, come on...Copy !req
36. Hey, I know this is a rerun,Copy !req
37. but you don't have to change
the channel.Copy !req
38. It's the one
with Burt Reynolds,Copy !req
39. and he tells this great
Dom DeLuise storyCopy !req
40. about them, you know,
fishing,Copy !req
41. and I really wanted
to see it, please?Copy !req
42. Can I—
can we turn it back on?
No, no.Copy !req
43. 'Cause I really want to see
the Burt Reynolds thing, please?Copy !req
44. Oh, damn it.
What?Copy !req
45. You made me miss
the earrings.Copy !req
46. What— are you serious?Copy !req
47. Yes.
I thought you were kidding
about those earrings.Copy !req
48. No.
You want to...Copy !req
49. Woman on TV:
Up next is Hank Kingsley,Copy !req
50. from "The Larry Sanders Show."Copy !req
51. Hello, hello.Copy !req
52. Who's here to talk about a new
piece of fitness equipmentCopy !req
53. that is just spectacular.Copy !req
54. That's right.Copy !req
55. As you know,
I travel a lot.Copy !req
56. And I do personal appearances,
all kinds of things.Copy !req
57. I tell ya, it is, uh, it's
very tough to keep in shape.Copy !req
58. Uh, well, it doesn't look
like it to me.Copy !req
59. Hey, now.Copy !req
60. Well, uh, thank you,
but that's becauseCopy !req
61. when the good people
at Bruck Industries showed me
this fitness product,Copy !req
62. I, uh, I tried it out,
you know.Copy !req
63. And I used it,
I used it regularly.Copy !req
64. And, uh, I tell ya,
I believe in it so much,Copy !req
65. I let 'em put
my name on it.Copy !req
66. So, here it is.Copy !req
67. This is
the Hankerciser 200.Copy !req
68. And, uh, now...Copy !req
69. my assistant Darlene
will demonstrate.Copy !req
70. The Hankerciser 200
attaches easilyCopy !req
71. to any standard doorknob.Copy !req
72. Hotel room, bedroom,
living room,Copy !req
73. everything but
the refrigerator door.Copy !req
74. Which you want
to stay away from anywayCopy !req
75. if you're trying
to slim down.Copy !req
76. Now, uh, Darlene, can you just
pull your legs into the air?Copy !req
77. Now, you see this.Copy !req
78. When she is pulling her legs
into air,Copy !req
79. she is using
the full benefit of gravity.Copy !req
80. Darlene has only been using
the Hankerciser for one month,Copy !req
81. and look at that body.Copy !req
82. Look at Hank's.Copy !req
83. Hey, now.
Oh.Copy !req
84. Let's take a call.
Hello, you're on the air.Copy !req
85. Man on phone:
Uh, yeah, hi, Hank.Copy !req
86. Hello?Copy !req
87. Uh, yeah, Hank,
I'm overweight,Copy !req
88. and I was wondering,
could I use the HankerciserCopy !req
89. to, uh, reduce the size
of Howard Stern's ass?Copy !req
90. We're going to walk
through a typical dayCopy !req
91. on "The Larry Sanders Show."Copy !req
92. You will see what a producer
actually does,Copy !req
93. not that bullshit
they teach you at college.Copy !req
94. Now, we've got exactly
seven hours and nine minutesCopy !req
95. till showtime,
every minute is crucial.Copy !req
96. Hey, now,
what do we have here?Copy !req
97. Hello, Hank.Copy !req
98. This is my class from UCLA.Copy !req
99. Future TV producers,
every one.Copy !req
100. Say hello to Hank.Copy !req
101. Hi, Hank.Copy !req
102. Go, Bruins.Copy !req
103. Hank, we're on our way
to the stage.Copy !req
104. Uh, if you'll excuse us.Copy !req
105. Oh, uh, listen,Copy !req
106. why don't I give you young kids
a HankerciserCopy !req
107. as a memento of the—
of the show.Copy !req
108. What's your name, son?
Kevin.Copy !req
109. Hank, we've got a lot
to cover today.Copy !req
110. "To Kevin,
feel the burn."Copy !req
111. Let's take
a short break.Copy !req
112. You got five minutes, Hank.Copy !req
113. How about one
for you, okay?Copy !req
114. Larry, Francine,
hello, dream couple.Copy !req
115. It's wonderful to see that
you two go everywhere together.Copy !req
116. Larry's car wouldn't start.
Right.Copy !req
117. Larry, you remember
that my students from UCLACopy !req
118. are here today for a little
behind-the-scenes look-see.Copy !req
119. It's wonderful
you do that, Artie.Copy !req
120. Oh, thank you, Francine.
Young people are a delight.Copy !req
121. Yeah, they're the hope
for a new tomorrow.Copy !req
122. Yes, and eventually they'll
try to steal our jobs.Copy !req
123. Go on in.Copy !req
124. They're very excited
about seeing you.Copy !req
125. I need to find the...Copy !req
126. Ladies crapper,
third door on the right.Copy !req
127. Thank you, Artie.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
128. Now, look at me.
I mean,Copy !req
129. do you think I would let them
put my name on itCopy !req
130. if it didn't work?Copy !req
131. Okay, and you have
to extend up, okay?Copy !req
132. Now, what exactly
are they learning here?Copy !req
133. This is how
I inspire the class.Copy !req
134. Uh-huh.
What do you mean exactly?Copy !req
135. Well, this is a lesson I call
"If Hank Can Do It, Anyone Can."Copy !req
136. Bye, Larry,
I'll see you later.Copy !req
137. Okay.Copy !req
138. Francine?Copy !req
139. Francine?Copy !req
140. Um...Copy !req
141. yeah, uh, um,
uh, boy,Copy !req
142. that's, uh, that's longer
than it looks.Copy !req
143. Listen, just a...
give me a second.Copy !req
144. Are you all right?
Yeah, it just, uh...Copy !req
145. Oh, here, I want you
to have one of these.Copy !req
146. Oh, Hank.
Oh, thank you.Copy !req
147. You're welcome.Copy !req
148. Uh, here, let me
get this.Copy !req
149. You going up or down?
Down.Copy !req
150. Excellent choice.Copy !req
151. Uh, look, um, you do some
financial reporting, don't you?Copy !req
152. Yeah, every once
in a while.Copy !req
153. Oh, yeah, now I don't want
to overstep the boundariesCopy !req
154. of a journalistic, um...Copy !req
155. Propriety?Copy !req
156. No, uh...
propriety, right.Copy !req
157. And I just have to tell you
that the Hankerciser,Copy !req
158. it's really taking offCopy !req
159. and the people
are very curious.Copy !req
160. And they want to know who,
they want to know what,Copy !req
161. they want to know where.Copy !req
162. So you want me to write a piece
about the Hankerciser.Copy !req
163. Boy, do you have a nose
for a good story.Copy !req
164. Well, I don't usually cover
fitness fads, Hank.Copy !req
165. Trends.
Well, whatever.Copy !req
166. Let me ask you a question,
what are you—Copy !req
167. what are you
working on right now?Copy !req
168. Oh, I'm working on this piece
about the L.A. riotsCopy !req
169. and the long-term effects
of, you know, the...Copy !req
170. Oh, I think we've sold
some down there.Copy !req
171. I'll check.Copy !req
172. All right, class,
here he is, Mr. Larry Sanders.Copy !req
173. Hey, Mr. Sanders.
All right, Larry!Copy !req
174. Mr. Sanders, are you gonna
come to the set with us?Copy !req
175. Uh, well,
I'd like to, but...Copy !req
176. I... I could...Copy !req
177. I could, I could take 'em
to the set.Copy !req
178. I mean, I'd love to show you
kids what this baby doesCopy !req
179. in an open space.Copy !req
180. Okay, Hank,
you got three minutes.Copy !req
181. All right, great,
well, come on, come on.Copy !req
182. Darlene, get my towels
and a tank top.Copy !req
183. In a big wide-open space,
you could cram thisCopy !req
184. right up his ass.Copy !req
185. I don't even think you'd need
to take it out of the box.Copy !req
186. Uh, Mr. Sanders?Copy !req
187. Could I, um, ask you
a few questionsCopy !req
188. about how you manage
to keep the monologueCopy !req
189. so damn fresh every night?Copy !req
190. What's your name?Copy !req
191. Kevin.
Kevin.Copy !req
192. Good to know.Copy !req
193. Hey, would you like
to come on in?Copy !req
194. Want a soda?Copy !req
195. Oh, yeah, I love soda.Copy !req
196. The core of any monologue
is really the delivery.Copy !req
197. Where did you get this?Copy !req
198. Hank gave it to me.Copy !req
199. And you know what,
it's really working.Copy !req
200. I can feel something.Copy !req
201. Probably embarrassment.Copy !req
202. I know what you're thinking,
but this thing is really fun.Copy !req
203. You should try it.Copy !req
204. You look like Howdy Doody
having a tantrum.Copy !req
205. Ahh!Copy !req
206. Ow! Ow!
Oh!Copy !req
207. I'm sorry.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
208. I'm sorry.
What is that?Copy !req
209. It's the... ice pack.Copy !req
210. Ugh.Copy !req
211. Where are you going?Copy !req
212. Hank wanted me to write
an article about that thing.Copy !req
213. Hey, listen, this would be
very awkward for me and HankCopy !req
214. if you did this.Copy !req
215. Look at the position
Hank's put me in.Copy !req
216. Every celebrity in town is
jumping on the endorsement
bandwagonCopy !req
217. of some kind of inferior,
piece of shit product.Copy !req
218. It's irresponsible.
People could get hurt.Copy !req
219. Well, now you're
starting to soundCopy !req
220. like one of those reporters
on "A Current Affair."Copy !req
221. You know that?
Yeah, well,
here's somethingCopy !req
222. you never hear
on "A Current Affair"--Copy !req
223. ow!-- Fuck you.Copy !req
224. Ow.
You know, I don't believeCopy !req
225. I ever have heard that
on "A Current Affair."Copy !req
226. What Phil and Jerry are doing
here on this typical dayCopy !req
227. is writing promos
for the various affiliatesCopy !req
228. across the country.Copy !req
229. And we'll be shooting those
this afternoon.Copy !req
230. All right, so what do
you got for Dallas?Copy !req
231. Come up with something good
for Dallas, boys.Copy !req
232. My aunt will be watching.Copy !req
233. Ha-ha.Copy !req
234. Uh, what about that thing that
you came up with yesterday?Copy !req
235. Which one,
the, uh, first one?Copy !req
236. No.
The second one?Copy !req
237. No, uh, the one you came up
with in the commissary.Copy !req
238. Um...Copy !req
239. I know it's not my place,
but Larry and HankCopy !req
240. in 10-gallon hats
would be really funny.Copy !req
241. You're a student, right?Copy !req
242. Yeah.Copy !req
243. What grade are you in?Copy !req
244. Morning.Copy !req
245. Morning, Mr. Sanders!
Morning.Copy !req
246. Got those promos.Copy !req
247. Finished 'em up.Copy !req
248. This is where the writers
give Larry the promosCopy !req
249. for his approval.Copy !req
250. Uh, gee, I don't think
I'm gonna say "yee-haw."Copy !req
251. Uh-oh.
Why not?Copy !req
252. It's a cowboy term.Copy !req
253. It's funny, it's funny
if you say it, try it.Copy !req
254. Yee-haw!Copy !req
255. Okay, all right.Copy !req
256. Has anybody seen Hank?Copy !req
257. I think the wardrobe lady said
that he was gonna come inCopy !req
258. at 11:45 to get ready for
the promo shoot in a half hour.Copy !req
259. Kevin, right?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
260. Good to know.Copy !req
261. I got to talk to you a second.Copy !req
262. Hey, Larry, we've only got
50 minutesCopy !req
263. to get all these promos in,
is that okay with you?Copy !req
264. Yeah, it's okay.Copy !req
265. I have to talk to you
about the Hankerciser.Copy !req
266. You know, I think you should be
doing a stair-climbing machine.Copy !req
267. You know, I've been
thinking about it.Copy !req
268. You know, and I think
you should call it the, uh,Copy !req
269. I don't know,
the Larry Stepper, you know?Copy !req
270. Or, uh, no, the Larryciser,
Larryride, Larry...Copy !req
271. Listen, you know, Francine
happened to be using that...Copy !req
272. Here we go, in five,
four, three, two...Copy !req
273. If laughter's
your strong suit,Copy !req
274. then you'll want to get in
on this deal,Copy !req
275. "The Larry Sanders Show,"
right hereCopy !req
276. on Las Vegas' own
Lucky Channel 7.Copy !req
277. Hit me.Copy !req
278. We're clear.Copy !req
279. She hurt herself...
No, I don't think so.Copy !req
280. on the Hankerciser.
I don't...Copy !req
281. Yeah, she did.Copy !req
282. The doorknob flew right off.
I was in there and the...Copy !req
283. Now, did she warm up
properly?Copy !req
284. Because, you see...Copy !req
285. Here we go again.Copy !req
286. In...
Did she— did, did...Copy !req
287. five, four, three, two...Copy !req
288. I don't know if she...Copy !req
289. Hello, Kansas City.
Hungry for entertainment?Copy !req
290. Try "The Larry Sanders Show"
on KFVD.Copy !req
291. You know why,
'cause we like our steaksCopy !req
292. the way we like
our talk shows...Copy !req
293. Well done.Copy !req
294. We're clear.Copy !req
295. Jesus Christ, man,
that is hot.Copy !req
296. I still have
the Vegas thing on.Copy !req
297. Use your head.
Do you understand what
I'm saying about this?Copy !req
298. Yeah, do you understand
I just burned my hands?Copy !req
299. She hurt herself while
she was using that thing.Copy !req
300. Do you understand
what I'm saying?Copy !req
301. Just tell her to put
some Bengay on it.Copy !req
302. Bengay, my ass.Copy !req
303. She was so bruised, Hank,
she couldn't have sex, okay?Copy !req
304. As I remember, we've set up
a lovely cheese trayCopy !req
305. in the green room.Copy !req
306. Let's go down
and sample it.Copy !req
307. I said let's all go down
and have some fucking cheese.Copy !req
308. Could we do the Pittsburgh
promo, please?Copy !req
309. Does anybody have
any ice?Copy !req
310. I've asked for ice.Copy !req
311. Man on TV:
Here we go again.Copy !req
312. In... five, four,
three, two...Copy !req
313. Nice kids.Copy !req
314. How much longer are
they gonna be here?Copy !req
315. This should be
their last day.Copy !req
316. I just want them
to see a typical day,Copy !req
317. and we haven't really had
one yet, have we?Copy !req
318. Hank on TV:
Well done.Copy !req
319. Fine.
Man on TV:
We're clear.Copy !req
320. This should be their—
this will be their last day.Copy !req
321. I said fine.
Fine.Copy !req
322. five, four,
three, two...
Fine.Copy !req
323. I need to talk to you.Copy !req
324. Sure.Copy !req
325. Alone, please.
Oh.Copy !req
326. Don't mind us, Hank.Copy !req
327. Just pretend
we're not here.Copy !req
328. Alone, goddamn it!Copy !req
329. Ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
330. Whoa-ho-ho, well.Copy !req
331. Hmm.Copy !req
332. Well, this is something
you don't need to see.Copy !req
333. You're just in your late teens,
so let's go, kiddo.Copy !req
334. You okay?
Yeah.Copy !req
335. I just got off the phone
from that, uh, Belinda FosterCopy !req
336. from the, uh,
Shopping Network.Copy !req
337. And they're very nervous.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
338. Because some reporter's
going around sayingCopy !req
339. that the Hankerciser
is defective.Copy !req
340. Now, I think I should tell you
that I asked FrancineCopy !req
341. to do a story
about the Hankerciser.
Yes, I know.Copy !req
342. Not that I am accusing her.Copy !req
343. Not by any means.Copy !req
344. But, uh, could you
do me a favor?Copy !req
345. Just ask her to snoop around
to find out who it is.Copy !req
346. Hank.
You know, not that I—Copy !req
347. I don't think
she's doing it, you know.Copy !req
348. Francine is writing
the article.Copy !req
349. I knew it, I knew it.
She is a Judas.Copy !req
350. What do you expect?Copy !req
351. You put your fuckin' name
on every other piece of shitCopy !req
352. that comes down the pike.Copy !req
353. You know, this is
very important to me.Copy !req
354. You know? Not that that
should concern you.Copy !req
355. Oh, no, no,
of course not.Copy !req
356. We must keep the spotlight
on the great Larry Sanders.Copy !req
357. You know, so you get
to have your own showCopy !req
358. and I get to have dick.Copy !req
359. Could we please stick
to the issue, Hank?Copy !req
360. Francine got hurt.Copy !req
361. Yeah, right, and now
I have to pay for the factCopy !req
362. that you're back together
with that cunt.Copy !req
363. Oh, my God.Copy !req
364. Oh, my God.
Whoa.Copy !req
365. Oh, no.
Whoa.Copy !req
366. Oh, no.
Whoa.Copy !req
367. Oh, no.
What did you just say?Copy !req
368. No, no, I'm so...Copy !req
369. You didn't say—
you couldn't have...Copy !req
370. I'm sorry.
Did I hear you?Copy !req
371. It just— it just—
I, uh...Copy !req
372. I think it's that new
hay fever medication.Copy !req
373. I— I—Copy !req
374. I think it has
opium in it.Copy !req
375. I just...Copy !req
376. Please have pity.
I'm— I'm drowning.Copy !req
377. Hank, here's your schedule
for today.Copy !req
378. Bad chiropractor?Copy !req
379. No.Copy !req
380. Uh, rear-ended?Copy !req
381. No.Copy !req
382. You slip on the ice?Copy !req
383. No, my Hankerciser broke
and I pulled my neck.Copy !req
384. I am so sorry, Hank.Copy !req
385. Sweet Jesus,
it's a house of cards.Copy !req
386. Hank, I'm sure
it was my fault.Copy !req
387. I think I hooked it up
to the wrong side
of the door or something.Copy !req
388. I'm so sorry.
It's fine.
It's fine.Copy !req
389. I'm sure it'll be fine.Copy !req
390. Darlene,
what happened?Copy !req
391. I was rear-ended.Copy !req
392. So good to see you.Copy !req
393. Huh, you look so...
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.Copy !req
394. You know, Larry had me
believingCopy !req
395. that you were near death.Copy !req
396. Hank, I'd like to talk
to you in your office.Copy !req
397. Here, let me.Copy !req
398. No, I can get it.Copy !req
399. I have a bruise the size
of a dinner plateCopy !req
400. on my right butt cheek,
okay?
Right.Copy !req
401. This is very awkward for me,
but I have to ask you,Copy !req
402. did you, uh, did you warm up
properly before exercising?Copy !req
403. Because it does say
quite explicitly...Copy !req
404. Oh, I read the manual, Hank.Copy !req
405. Did you run any safety tests
on that thing?Copy !req
406. Uh, is this, uh,
is this off the record?Copy !req
407. Hank, the doorknob flew off.Copy !req
408. It could've
taken off my head.Copy !req
409. Do you have any idea how much
money you could loseCopy !req
410. if somebody sues you?Copy !req
411. You're scared, aren't you?
I know.Copy !req
412. Well, I would be too.Copy !req
413. Because, sooner or later,
somebody's gonna get hurtCopy !req
414. or maimed
or, God forbid, killed.Copy !req
415. Oh, Hank.
Help me.Copy !req
416. Help me.Copy !req
417. I didn't know.Copy !req
418. Um, the guy came to me,
you see,Copy !req
419. with the thing on paper,
and it looked good.Copy !req
420. And he said all I had to do
was put my name on it,Copy !req
421. and, uh...Copy !req
422. I can't find him.
Oh.Copy !req
423. I'm so fucked.Copy !req
424. Oh, Hank, don't,
please.Copy !req
425. Oh, God, Hank.Copy !req
426. Hank, I'm still
very sore.Copy !req
427. I swear to God,Copy !req
428. I had no idea
it was defective,Copy !req
429. and I wouldn't hurt you.Copy !req
430. Oh...Copy !req
431. Hank, I'm not gonna write
the article.Copy !req
432. You're not toying
with me, are you?Copy !req
433. No, I swear I won't.
I'm not— I won't write it.Copy !req
434. But you have to promise me
you'll stop selling that thing.Copy !req
435. Thank you.
Okay.Copy !req
436. I want to thank you
very much.Copy !req
437. All right.
It's okay.Copy !req
438. Could you do me one favor?Copy !req
439. Uh...Copy !req
440. don't tell Larry
how fast I buckled?Copy !req
441. Okay.
No, this is between us.Copy !req
442. All right.Copy !req
443. He started to cry?
No, he was crying.Copy !req
444. He was...Copy !req
445. He buckled that fast?Copy !req
446. Yes, what was
I supposed to do?Copy !req
447. I mean,
he's not a bad guy.Copy !req
448. No, but jeez.Copy !req
449. Probably would've made
a boring article anyway.Copy !req
450. Well, that's great of youCopy !req
451. because he really crossed
the line there.Copy !req
452. You could've
really nailed him.Copy !req
453. I mean...Copy !req
454. Besides, I want to— I want
to finish that articleCopy !req
455. on cellular phones
and brain tumorsCopy !req
456. and all that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
457. Good.
That's a good idea.Copy !req
458. So I'll see you back
at the house.Copy !req
459. Okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
460. Good job.
Yeah.Copy !req
461. How's your leg?Copy !req
462. It's—
it's a little sore.Copy !req
463. Should be back
to normal soon, I think.
Great.Copy !req
464. Okay, bye, Larry.Copy !req
465. How much time do you think
it'll take to heal?Copy !req
466. Roughly, if you had
to put a time frame on it.Copy !req
467. Not now, Hank.Copy !req
468. Hi.
Hey, come on in.Copy !req
469. I just wanted to drop by
to tell youCopy !req
470. I had a heart-to-heart
discussion with Francine.Copy !req
471. Everything is fine,Copy !req
472. and she has decided
not to write the story.Copy !req
473. That's great.
Right.Copy !req
474. And I got to tell you,
you got a lovely lady there.Copy !req
475. You are—
you're very lucky.Copy !req
476. I know, I know.
That's how I feel.Copy !req
477. And, uh, I want
to apologize againCopy !req
478. for what I said about her.Copy !req
479. What'd you say?Copy !req
480. Said, uh...Copy !req
481. Oh, the cunt thing?Copy !req
482. You know, you know what
I think has happened,Copy !req
483. you remember when we had
the hypnotist on the show?Copy !req
484. Uh-huh.
Right, last month.Copy !req
485. I think he put
some sort of hex on me.Copy !req
486. Yeah, that combined with
the hay fever medicationCopy !req
487. would— would drive...
I think so.Copy !req
488. That's what it is.Copy !req
489. Well, I'm sorry things
didn't work outCopy !req
490. with you
and the Hankerciser, though.Copy !req
491. Ah, it's okay,
you know.Copy !req
492. These things happen.Copy !req
493. Actually, uh,
I, uh...Copy !req
494. got something brewing with
the Baritor Electronics people.Copy !req
495. I'm very excited.
Oh, for God sakes, Hank.Copy !req
496. No, no, no, no.
Not to worry.Copy !req
497. This is proven technology.
Cellular phones, baby.Copy !req
498. Hank?
Yeah.Copy !req
499. Sit down.Copy !req
500. And I think you'll see
that todayCopy !req
501. is what I consider
to be a typical dayCopy !req
502. at "The Larry Sanders Show."Copy !req
503. Shi...Copy !req