The L Word 1x8

Directed by Rose Troche

Erica Cerra as Dancer • Lolita Davidovich as Francesca Wolff • Nicole Oliver as Chanter • Lauren Lee Smith as Lara Perkins • Ari Cohen as Conrad Voynow

Tina and Bette are stunned when their friends say their impending parenthood has made them boring. Jenny stays at Marina's when Tim throws her out but she is shocked to learn the truth about Marina's personal life. Dana rejects Lara as her sponsorship contract hangs on the line.

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1. I DON'T USUALLY DO

2. LIVE PERFORMANCE,

3. BUT I DID

4. THE MOVIE WITH BAZ.

5. I DID NOT SEE IT.

6. OH, BUT YOU

7. KNOW THE STORY.

8. NO, NOT REALLY.

9. OH, MY GOD,

10. THE GIFT OF THE MAGI?

11. THIS ISN'T

12. GOING TO WORK.

13. THEY WERE SUPPOSED

14. TO CUT IT ON THE BIAS.

15. YOU CAN'T WEAR THIS.

16. CARLA...

17. WELL, LET ME SEE

18. WHAT I CAN DO HERE.

19. TURN THIS WAY.

20. ANYWAY,

21. THE GIFT OF THE MAGI,

22. IT'S A STORY

23. BY O. HENRY.

24. IT'S ABOUT

25. THE FOOLISH SACRIFICES

26. WE MAKE FOR LOVE.

27. FOOLISH HOW?

28. WELL, IN THE STORY,

29. THERE ARE TWO

30. YOUNG LOVERS,

31. JIM AND DELLA,

32. AND THEY HAVE NO MONEY,

33. BUT THEY WANT

34. SO DESPERATELY

35. TO BUY EACH OTHER

36. A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

37. I'M GOING TO

38. TRY SOMETHING,

39. BUT I'VE GOT TO PIN IT

40. FROM UNDERNEATH.

41. OKAY.

42. SO JIM,

43. THE YOUNG MAN,

44. HE HAS ONLY ONE POSSESSION—

45. HIS GRANDFATHER'S

46. GOLD POCKET WATCH...

47. WHICH HE TREASURES

48. MORE THAN ANYTHING...

49. EXCEPT FOR DELLA.

50. SHALL I GO ON?

51. WHAT?

52. WITH THE STORY?

53. YES...

54. PLEASE.

55. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

56. I, UM,

57. I MET THESE TWO KIDS,

58. AND THEY LIVED

59. IN THIS LITTLE TOWN

60. CALLED BISHOP,

61. WHICH IS

62. IN THE SIERRAS,

63. AND, UH,

64. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

65. THERE WAS

66. THIS MOUNTAIN,

67. CALLED

68. THUNDERBOLT PEAK...

69. AND, YOU KNOW,

70. OF COURSE

71. I COULD

72. NEVER MAKE IT

73. TO THE TOP OF

74. A MOUNTAIN, RIGHT?

75. YOU CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN?

76. YEAH.

77. I GOT YOUR LETTER, JENNY.

78. UH-HUH.

79. I NEVER WANTED YOU

80. TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT.

81. I JUST...

82. WANTED YOU TO...

83. BE HONEST WITH ME.

84. YES.

85. I HAVE THIS PRESENT FOR YOU.

86. I FOUND THIS

87. IN THIS LITTLE,

88. TINY TOWN

89. CALLED LONE PINE.

90. IT'S LIKE—

91. IT'S A CHAIN FOR—

92. FOR YOUR STOPWATCH,

93. SO YOU DON'T FORGET IT

94. ALL THE TIME.

95. I BROKE IT.

96. THAT WAS YOUR GRANDFATHER'S.

97. YEAH, IT WAS.

98. IT WAS THAT DAY.

99. I'M SORRY.

100. SO THAT WAS...

101. THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED?

102. YES.

103. THOSE ARE YOURS.

104. GET OUT.

105. YOU'VE BEEN

106. SCREWING HER

107. SINCE THE FIRST NIGHT

108. YOU WENT OUT.

109. EVEN BETTE AND TINA KNEW.

110. I WAS THE ONLY IDIOT

111. WHO HAD NO FUCKING CLUE!

112. YOU PATHOLOGICAL

113. FUCKING LIAR!

114. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

115. JENNY, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

116. GO.

117. OKAY.

118. NO, NO—

119. AND, LIKE,

120. THAT'S IT.

121. YOU WANT US

122. TO ASK, SO...

123. JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S SQUATTY,

124. YOU DON'T WANNA HANG OUT.

125. NO, NO,

126. I'M NOT SAYING—

127. AND, LIKE, WHAT?

128. SHE'S JUST SHORT, GUYS,

129. ALL RIGHT?

130. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.

131. SHE'S TINY.

132. FUCKING SHANE

133. MET MADONNA

134. AT HARRY SAMCHUCK'S

135. PARTY.

136. MADONNA, LA PETITE BLONDE

137. QUI CHANTE?

138. YEAH, SO DOES SHE

139. WANT YOU?

140. DID YOU ALREADY

141. DO HER?

142. WELL, I AM DOING HER HAIR

143. NEXT WEEK.

144. OH, MY GOD.

145. AND HARRY GAVE

146. SHANE HIS YACHT.

147. HE GAVE YOU HIS YACHT?

148. YEAH,

149. FRIDAY NIGHT.

150. I'M HAVING A PARTY,

151. SO BE THERE, OKAY?

152. HI.

153. HEY, GUYS.

154. HELLO.

155. HOW YOU DOING?

156. GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

157. HERE'S A CHAIR

158. FOR YOU.

159. OH, THANKS,

160. BABY.

161. OH...

162. GOOD TO SEE

163. YOU GUYS.

164. SO, TINA,

165. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

166. OH, MY GOD.

167. YOU WOULDN'T

168. BELIEVE IT.

169. MY ACID INDIGESTION

170. IS SO MUCH BETTER

171. SINCE DR. WILSON

172. PRESCRIBED THE ANTACID.

173. THE TABLETS ARE A LOT

174. BETTER THAN THE LIQUID.

175. YEAH, MUCH BETTER.

176. BUT LAST NIGHT,

177. I WOKE UP AT 3:00 A.M.

178. WITH THE MOST

179. UNBELIEVABLE HEARTBURN.

180. MY HCG LEVELS

181. ARE REALLY HIGH,

182. WHICH CAN BE A GOOD

183. THING IN A PREGNANCY,

184. BUT IT MAKES THE NAUSEA

185. SO MUCH WORSE.

186. WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED

187. TO SUBSIDE

188. AFTER 14 WEEKS...

189. THIS MORNING,

190. I'M PULLING

191. ON MY SOCKS,

192. AND I NOTICE

193. THIS VARICOSE VEIN

194. RIGHT HERE—

195. OH, GIVE IT

196. A KISS...

197. IF SHE KEEPS DOING

198. HER PRENATAL YOGA

199. AND THE PELVIC

200. FLOOR EXERCISES...

201. IT'S BECAUSE OF

202. THE INCREASE

203. IN HORMONE PRODUCTION

204. THAT THE MUSCULAR WALLS

205. OF THE VEINS

206. RELAX.

207. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

208. WHAT THE FEMALE

209. BODY GOES THROUGH.

210. WHICH REMINDS ME...

211. TODAY IS OUR CEREMONY

212. AT SPIRIT FLOW.

213. WHAT CEREMONY?

214. YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

215. WE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.

216. THE SIKHS BELIEVE

217. THAT THE SOUL

218. ENTERS THE FETUS'S BODY

219. AT 13 WEEKS.

220. COOL.

221. AND GURUDEV,

222. MY YOGA TEACHER,

223. SHE DOES

224. THIS RITUAL,

225. AND WE WERE

226. JUST HOPING

227. THAT YOU GUYS

228. WOULD BE THERE

229. FOR THE CHANTING,

230. AND THERE'S GOING

231. TO BE A BLESSING.

232. NO, WE WOULDN'T

233. MISS IT, WOULD WE?

234. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

235. SOUNDS GREAT.

236. MY GOD.

237. NOW, IF YOU'LL ALL JOIN ME

238. IN SINGING

239. "MAY THE LONGTIME SUN,"

240. AND REMEMBER TO SEND

241. YOUR BLESSINGS

242. TO TINA AND BETTE

243. AND THE NEW BEING

244. THEY'RE CREATING.

245. WHAT HAPPENED

246. TO YOU?

247. I KNOW THAT YOU...

248. DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME

249. AFTER WHAT I SAID TO YOU.

250. WHAT DO YOU NEED, JENNY?

251. I NEED A BATH.

252. CAN I GO TO YOUR HOUSE?

253. I CAN WAIT FOR YOUR BREAK—

254. I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WANTED

255. TO SEE ME AGAIN.

256. WE WERE TOGETHER

257. FOR FOUR YEARS.

258. WE WERE ENGAGED.

259. I JUST HAD TO TRY

260. TO MAKE THINGS WORK.

261. HE REALLY LOVES YOU.

262. HE CAME TO SHOW ME.

263. TIM DID THAT TO YOU?

264. YES, BUT DON'T WORRY.

265. I'M NOT GOING TO PRESS CHARGES.

266. AM I JUST A COWARD...

267. AND A LIAR...

268. AND A CHEATER?

269. ADIOS, CHIQUITAS.

270. OH, BYE, BABY.

271. SEE YOU GUYS

272. LATER.

273. BYE, KIT.

274. SEE YOU GUYS.

275. BYE.

276. SEE YOU LATER.

277. NOW,

278. TELL US AGAIN

279. ABOUT THIS

280. CRAZY PARTY

281. ON THE BOAT.

282. OH, ALL RIGHT.

283. HARRY BOOKED

284. IT, RIGHT,

285. BUT TURNS OUT,

286. HE HAS TO GO

287. OUT OF TOWN, SO...

288. THERE'S

289. A FREE BAR,

290. THERE ARE VERY SWEET

291. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES.

292. HEY, IT COULD

293. BE TIT, YOU KNOW?

294. YEAH, I'M SURE.

295. I'M SURE

296. IT WILL BE TIT,

297. AND I AM SURE

298. THAT YOU WILL

299. COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND

300. WHY WE WON'T

301. BE THERE.

302. THAT'S TOO BAD.

303. YOU'RE

304. MISSING OUT.

305. I'M NESTING,

306. YOU GUYS.

307. I WISH

308. I COULD DESCRIBE

309. WHAT IT

310. FEELS LIKE.

311. IT'S... IT'S...

312. IT'S OKAY.

313. WE CAN USE OUR IMAGINATIONS,

314. REALLY.

315. PRIMAL.

316. FEMALES IN

317. THE ANIMAL KINGDOM,

318. THEY DO THIS

319. WHEN THEY'RE GESTATING.

320. YOU BECOME

321. A HOMEBODY.

322. YOU JUST RETREAT,

323. LIKE A BROODING HEN.

324. SO YOU GUYS

325. ARE GOING TO PASS UP

326. A PRIVATE GIRL PARTY

327. ON THE MOST FAMOUS

328. GIN PALACE

329. IN THE PACIFIC

330. SO YOU CAN GO HOME

331. AND SIT ON AN EGG?

332. I MEAN, IS THIS

333. WHAT I'M HEARING?

334. YES, THAT IS WHAT

335. YOU'RE HEARING, ALICE.

336. YES, WE ARE.

337. I'VE GOT TO GET BACK

338. TO WORK, YOU GUYS.

339. OKAY.

340. THANKS

341. FOR COMING.

342. OKAY, UM...

343. IT WAS

344. LOVELY.

345. YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS,

346. YOU GUYS, REALLY.

347. AND QUITE MOVING.

348. IT WAS REALLY PRETTY.

349. YEAH.

350. IT'S SO DESPERATE,

351. YOU GUYS.

352. WE HAVE TO GO AHEAD

353. AND DO THIS.

354. YEAH.

355. 6:00, OKAY?

356. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

357. ALL RIGHT,

358. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.

359. SORRY I'M SO LATE, SWEETIE!

360. I WAS JUST PULLING OUT

361. OF THE GARAGE

362. WHEN I REALIZED I FORGOT

363. THE THREE NEW

364. NATURAL CHILDBIRTH BOOKS

365. WE WANT—

366. W-WHAT'S GOING ON?

367. I DON'T KNOW.

368. THESE GUYS HAVE SOMETHING

369. THEY WANT TO TALK TO US ABOUT.

370. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A SEAT

371. NEXT TO TINA.

372. CAN I JUST—

373. NO, NO, NO, NO.

374. I HAVE IT.

375. OKAY.

376. OKAY, THAT...

377. UH, SHANE...

378. WILL YOU PUT THAT

379. IN THE FRIDGE?

380. BECAUSE LEAVING

381. HOT FOOD OUT

382. IS WHAT BRINGS

383. THE BACTERIA TO LIFE,

384. AND TOXOPLASMOSIS

385. IS ONE OF MOST

386. PREVALENT CAUSES

387. OF BIRTH DEFECTS.

388. YOU GET IT FROM

389. CONTAMINATED FOOD,

390. UNPASTEURIZED CHEESE,

391. AND...

392. CATS. CATS...

393. OUTDOOR CATS.

394. SLANDER AGAINST CATS.

395. WRITE THAT DOWN.

396. WHAT ARE YOU

397. WRITING, ANYWAY?

398. OKAY, HERE GOES.

399. THE REASON

400. WE'VE GATHERED HERE,

401. YOUR FRIENDS

402. AND FAMILY—

403. BECAUSE WE REALLY DO

404. CONSIDER YOU GUYS

405. OUR FAMILY.

406. I MEAN, THAT'S WHY

407. WE WERE AT THAT...

408. RITUAL THING—

409. IS TO PERFORM

410. AN INTERVENTION.

411. LOOK, GUYS, MY COUSINS

412. DID THIS FOR MY UNCLE BILL,

413. AND HE HASN'T HAD

414. A DROP TO DRINK

415. SINCE THEY PUT HIM

416. IN A STRAITJACKET

417. AND HAULED HIM OFF TO REHAB.

418. I SWEAR.

419. THANK YOU

420. FOR THAT, SHANE.

421. SURE.

422. NOW, I KNOW WHAT

423. YOU'RE THINKING.

424. WELL, THAT

425. IS A RELIEF,

426. BECAUSE I CAN

427. SAFELY SAY

428. THAT WE'RE BOTH JUST

429. TOTALLY MYSTIFIED.

430. AN INTERVENTION IS ABOUT

431. HELPING PEOPLE YOU LOVE

432. CHANGE DESTRUCTIVE

433. PATTERNS OF BEHAVIOR.

434. NOW, OVER THE PAST

435. APPROXIMATELY...

436. 12.

437. 12 WEEKS,

438. WE'VE NOTICED

439. A VERY ALARMING PATTERN.

440. UM...

441. YOU TWO ARE HAVING A BABY,

442. AND WE ARE VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.

443. WHY WOULDN'T

444. YOU BE?

445. WE ARE.

446. JUMP IN ANY TIME.

447. OKAY, UM, GUYS...

448. WE'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN

449. WITH OTHER COUPLES

450. THAT WE'VE KNOWN—

451. JANET AND SUE,

452. FOR INSTANCE,

453. CLAUDIA AND TAMMY—

454. OH, GOD, ESPECIALLY

455. MIMI AND IVY. WOW.

456. UM, IT WOULD

457. KILL US, YOU GUYS,

458. IF YOU WOUND UP

459. LIKE MIMI AND IVY, OKAY,

460. AND WE WOULDN'T

461. BE YOUR FRIENDS

462. IF WE JUST STOOD BACK

463. AND LET YOU... GET SO...

464. SO...

465. WHAT?

466. BORING.

467. BORING.

468. BORING, GUYS.

469. BORING?

470. BORING?

471. I KNOW THIS

472. IS PAINFUL.

473. DENIAL'S VERY COMMON.

474. IT'S OKAY.

475. THAT'S WHY WE'VE

476. ACTUALLY MADE

477. THIS LIST

478. OF INCIDENTS,

479. AND THIS MULTIPLE CHOICE

480. SELF-ASSESSMENT TEST,

481. WHICH WE'LL GO THROUGH

482. WITH YOU,

483. AND THEN THE TWO OF YOU

484. CAN FILL IT OUT TOGETHER

485. AND TALLY THE RESULTS.

486. IT HAS RESULTS?

487. RESULTS

488. YOU CAN TALLY?

489. JESUS.

490. OKAY?

491. OKAY.

492. READY?

493. NO, BUT GO AHEAD.

494. WEDNESDAY,

495. MARCH 5,

496. TK ARRIVES AT THE PLANET

497. WITH A CATALOGUE

498. OF MATERNITY UNDERWEAR

499. AND TAKES UP

500. THE ENTIRE BREAKFAST

501. MAKING EVERYONE CHOOSE BETWEEN

502. PIMA COTTON GRANNY PANTIES

503. AND WIDE WAISTBAND STRETCH LYCRA

504. MATERNITY BRIEFS.

505. SURE, I DID THAT,

506. BUT I NEEDED YOU TO HELP ME—

507. ACCEPTANCE

508. IS THE FIRST STEP, TINA.

509. DANA?

510. RIGHT.

511. TINA, THIS ONE'S

512. FOR YOU.

513. FROM THE QUESTIONNAIRE—

514. "AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE

515. TO THE QUESTION,

516. 'HI, HOW ARE YOU?'

517. IS..."

518. I DON'T KNOW.

519. "A."

520. "A"

521. "FINE, THANKS,

522. AND YOU?"

523. "B", WHICH ALSO

524. WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD—

525. "I'M FEELING

526. A LITTLE TIRED TODAY,

527. BUT I'M REALLY HAPPY

528. TO SEE YOU GUYS,"

529. BUT "C"?

530. SHANE?

531. UH, YEAH,

532. "C", BEING—

533. "I'M TAKING

534. PROGESTERONE SUPPOSITORIES

535. "AND MY VAGINAL DISCHARGE

536. IS ALL GOOEY AND BROWNISH

537. "AND MY GUMS ARE SPONGY

538. AND BLEEDING

539. "FROM THE HORMONES

540. "AND EXTRA BLOOD

541. COURSING THROUGH

542. MY BODY..."

543. BETTE...

544. I DON'T WANT

545. YOU TO THINK

546. THIS IS JUST

547. ABOUT TINA.

548. NO, I'M SURE I'VE BORED

549. THE HELL OUT OF YOU—

550. LOOK, GUYS,

551. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

552. WE LOVE YOU GUYS.

553. WE DO.

554. DITTO.

555. LOVE YOU.

556. THAT'S WHY IT PAINS US

557. SO MUCH

558. TO SEE YOU

559. IN THIS DOWNWARD SPIRAL.

560. I MEAN, TINA,

561. LOOK AT YOUR FEET.

562. WHAT?

563. OH, LOOK, SEE,

564. RIGHT HERE.

565. IT SAYS,

566. "TRUE, FALSE.

567. "RIGHT NOW

568. I AM WEARING

569. FUZZY-WUZZY

570. SLIPPERS."

571. ALL RIGHT.

572. THAT'S IT.

573. OKAY.

574. ALL RIGHT.

575. OKAY. GREAT.

576. OKAY, SO... HERE,

577. MAYBE LEAVE SOME COPIES.

578. YEAH, WE'LL GIVE

579. YOU SOME EXTRAS

580. IN CASE YOU

581. MESS UP...

582. SEE YOU.

583. OKAY, BYE-BYE.

584. BYE, LOVE YOU.

585. LOVE YOU GUYS.

586. YOU'RE NOT BORED

587. BY YOUR MOMMIES, ARE YOU?

588. HE'S NOT.

589. HOLA.

590. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

591. CAN YOU HOLD—

592. CAN YOU HOLD ON A MINUTE?

593. JUST ONE MINUTE.

594. HI! YEAH.

595. YEAH, THIS IS ME.

596. IT'S KIND OF

597. A WHISTLE STOP TOUR.

598. I'M LOOKING

599. AT WASHINGTON U TOMORROW,

600. THEN I'M OFF TO L.A.

601. THE FOLLOWING DAY.

602. I'VE BEEN OFFERED A PLACE

603. AT USC, AN INTERNSHIP.

604. LOOK, ANYWAYS,

605. WHAT I WAS THINKING—

606. LOOK, I'M IN INTERVIEWS

607. MOST OF THE AFTERNOON,

608. AND THEN I'M CATCHING

609. AN EVENING FLIGHT BACK TO DC,

610. YOU KNOW, BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE...

611. MAYBE WE COULD MEET

612. BEFORE I LEAVE.

613. LOOK, I REALIZE

614. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED

615. TO PUT YOURSELF

616. IN, YOU KNOW,

617. STRESSFUL SITUATIONS

618. AT THIS STAGE

619. IN THE RECOVERY PROCESS,

620. AND, LOOK, I WANT TO BE

621. RESPECTFUL OF THAT.

622. NO, I'M OKAY.

623. I—I CAN HANDLE IT.

624. OKAY?

625. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

626. AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT

627. UNTIL THEY RELEASE THE CAMPAIGN.

628. YOU LOOK FUCKING HOT.

629. YOU SHOULD DRESS

630. LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN.

631. I'M GOING

632. TO A PARTY LATER.

633. GREAT.

634. THAT REMINDS ME OF ONE THING,

635. ACTUALLY.

636. USUALLY IN

637. A CONTRACT LIKE THIS,

638. THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED

639. A LIFESTYLE CLAUSE,

640. OKAY, IN WHICH YOU,

641. AS THE SPOKESPERSON,

642. ARE EXPECTED

643. TO, UM..,

644. REFLECT THE COMPANY'S IMAGE,

645. YOU KNOW,

646. IN ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE.

647. IT CAN MEAN

648. STUPID THINGS,

649. LIKE NO PUBLIC

650. DRUNKENNESS, OR...

651. I DON'T KNOW,

652. NO SATAN-WORSHIPPING.

653. THIS IS THE DEAL.

654. ONCE YOU SIGN THIS THING,

655. SUBARU OWNS YOUR ASS.

656. YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY

657. BY THEIR RULES.

658. WHAT ABOUT MARTINA?

659. YEAH...

660. YEAH, I KNOW THAT SUBARU

661. DID THAT WHOLE...

662. MARTINA LIFESTYLE CAMPAIGN,

663. BUT THAT'S

664. DIFFERENT.

665. THAT'S MARTINA.

666. SHE'S A SUPERSTAR.

667. YOU KNOW, SHE CAN PULL OFF

668. THAT WHOLE GAY THING,

669. BUT YOU'RE NOT MARTINA,

670. BABE.

671. YOU'RE NOT TIGER WOODS,

672. YOU'RE NOT A SUPERSTAR.

673. WHAT YOU ARE

674. IS VERY HOT, VERY SEXY.

675. THIS IS IT.

676. THIS IS YOUR

677. CHANCE TO CASH IN,

678. BUT YOU'VE GOT TO

679. FACE THE FACTS, DANA.

680. THE CLOCK'S TICKING.

681. YOU KNOW, YOUR...

682. YOUR ANNA KOURNIKOVA DAYS

683. ARE NUMBERED.

684. FUCK YOU, CONRAD.

685. HEY, I'VE OFFERED.

686. OH, LIGHTEN UP,

687. FAIRBANKS. COME ON.

688. YOU CAN BE A LEZ

689. WHEN YOU RETIRE.

690. OKAY, RIGHT NOW,

691. YOU'RE AN ASS-KICKIN', BUT...

692. DICK-LOVIN' ATHLETE

693. WHO'S GETTING

694. A FAT PAYCHECK.

695. ALL YOU'VE

696. GOT TO DO

697. IS SMILE PRETTY

698. FOR THE CAMERA.

699. CAPICHE?

700. HEY, LADIES,

701. HOW YOU DOING?

702. GOOD.

703. NAMES, PLEASE?

704. BETTE PORTER

705. AND TINA KENNARD.

706. BETTE AND TINA...

707. THERE YOU GO.

708. UH, SHANE'S NOT HERE YET,

709. BUT YOU CAN GO ON BOARD

710. AND MAKE YOURSELVES

711. FEEL COMFORTABLE.

712. THANKS.

713. OKAY, THANKS.

714. ACTUALLY, YOU'RE

715. THE FIRST TWO TO ARRIVE.

716. UH-OH.

717. WE'RE THE FIRST

718. ONES HERE?

719. THAT'S REALLY

720. BORING, ISN'T IT?

721. THAT'S BORING.

722. SO BORING...

723. GOD...

724. THIS IS SO NICE.

725. IT IS.

726. AND SO PEACEFUL.

727. YEAH, THIS IS

728. WHAT I NEEDED.

729. AH, I KNOW.

730. WISH TRINA COULD BE HERE.

731. SO YOU STILL

732. HAVEN'T TOLD ME.

733. WHAT DO YOU THINK

734. COUNTS AS SEX?

735. I DON'T KNOW...

736. IF YOU HAVE AN ORGASM?

737. WELL, IF THAT WAS THE CASE,

738. THAT WOULD MEAN

739. THOUSANDS OF WOMEN

740. WHO ARE MARRIED

741. AND HAVE CHILDREN

742. HAVE NEVER HAD SEX...

743. BUT EITHER WAY,

744. YOU AND I DEFINITELY HAVE

745. HAD SEX.

746. YOU ARE SO SEXY, DANA.

747. YOU MAKE ME

748. COME SO HARD.

749. OH, DID I OFFEND YOU

750. OR SOMETHING?

751. NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

752. DANA, WHAT'S UP?

753. I JUST—I NEED

754. YOU TO STOP.

755. STOP WHAT?

756. TOUCHING ME.

757. KISSING ME.

758. I CAN'T DO THIS, OKAY?

759. I'M NOT READY FOR ALL THIS.

760. I DON'T

761. BELIEVE YOU.

762. I DON'T THINK

763. I'VE EVER MET ANYONE MORE READY

764. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

765. I KNOW.

766. I'M GAY,

767. AND WHEN I HIDE THAT,

768. I HIDE THE BEST PART OF ME,

769. BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

770. WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ME.

771. MY CLOCK IS TICKING, LARA,

772. AND YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX

773. IN THE STREET—

774. WHAT?

775. AND I DON'T WANT

776. TO PARADE AROUND

777. MAKING SURE EVERYBODY

778. KNOWS OUR BUSINESS.

779. I'M NOT LIKE YOU.

780. I CARE WHAT THEY THINK.

781. LOOK, IS THIS ABOUT

782. THE AD CAMPAIGN OR SOMETHING?

783. DID YOUR AGENT

784. SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU?

785. JUST, I CAN'T STAND

786. TO BE JUDGED BY YOU

787. ALL THE TIME.

788. YOU'RE A BIGGER,

789. BETTER PERSON THAN ME,

790. AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU,

791. I'M REMINDED OF THAT.

792. I'M SORRY.

793. I'VE BEEN PUTTING

794. TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU,

795. AND I'M MOVING TOO FAST.

796. MAYBE WE SHOULD—

797. NO.

798. NO?

799. I JUST, I—I CAN'T.

800. OKAY? JUST FORGET IT!

801. I CAN'T.

802. THIS IS TOO HARD.

803. I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

804. WHAT WERE YOU DOING

805. LAST NIGHT AROUND 9:15?

806. I DON'T KNOW.

807. I THINK

808. BRUSHING MY TEETH?

809. DID YOU FEEL

810. ANYTHING?

811. BECAUSE I WAS

812. SENDING YOU REIKI.

813. OH, MY GOD.

814. DID YOU SAY 9:15?

815. REIKI,

816. ISN'T THAT BORING?

817. REALLY BORING.

818. WRITE IT DOWN.

819. YOU'RE UNDER SO MUCH

820. STRESS RIGHT NOW

821. WITH EVERYTHING

822. THAT'S GOING ON

823. WITH YOUR MOTHER

824. AND YOUR SIBLINGS.

825. IF YOU WANT,

826. I COULD DO SOME

827. HANDS ON WITH YOU

828. LATER TONIGHT.

829. I WOULD LOVE THAT.

830. I WOULD REALLY

831. LOVE THAT.

832. I, ACTUALLY,

833. I HAVE THIS—

834. I DON'T KNOW

835. IF YOU CAN FEEL THIS.

836. YEAH. YEAH.

837. CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

838. IT'S DEFINITELY

839. BLOCKED.

840. HOLD ON A SECOND?

841. HEY, HEY, HEY.

842. HEY.

843. WHERE'S YOUR WOMAN?

844. SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

845. THAT SUCKS.

846. ARE YOU

847. ALL RIGHT?

848. YEAH, I'M FINE.

849. ARE YOU

850. FEELING THAT?

851. YEAH...

852. YEAH, I THINK SO.

853. I'M WORKING

854. TELEPATHICALLY

855. ON YOUR GLUTES

856. RIGHT NOW.

857. RIGHT.

858. YOU'RE CARRYING

859. A LOT OF STRESS

860. IN YOUR LOWER

861. BACK AND HIPS.

862. ALL RIGHT, NOW...

863. I'M RELEASING IT.

864. OKAY.

865. CAN I TAKE

866. YOUR SHIRT OFF?

867. I THINK IT

868. MIGHT HELP.

869. YEAH.

870. YEAH, YEAH,

871. SURE, OF COURSE.

872. I MEAN, IF YOU THINK

873. IT'LL HELP.

874. OKAY.

875. ARE YOU READY?

876. READY.

877. ALL RIGHT, CHEERS.

878. ONE MORE, ONE MORE,

879. ONE MORE, ONE MORE.

880. ONE MORE?

881. YES. ONE MORE.

882. ARE WE READY?

883. YOU READY?

884. ALL RIGHT.

885. AND GO.

886. CHEERS.

887. FABULOUS.

888. OKAY.

889. WHOO!

890. OH, GOD, YEAH.

891. MMM.

892. OHH.

893. WAIT.

894. WHAT?

895. I HAVE SOMETHING.

896. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

897. WHY WOULD I

898. BE KIDDING?

899. WELL, BECAUSE...

900. BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN.

901. YOU KNOW?

902. YOU'VE GOT THE REAL THING.

903. THAT'S NOT HOW I WANT

904. TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU.

905. THAT'S HOW

906. I WANT YOU TO, OKAY?

907. BUT IT GOES AGAINST

908. WHO I AM.

909. LISTEN,

910. YOU'RE A MAN.

911. YOU'RE A MAN

912. NAMED LISA,

913. BUT YOU'RE

914. DEFINITELY A MAN...

915. I'M A LESBIAN... MAN.

916. DANA'S REALLY GETTING DOWN

917. WITH HER BAD SELF.

918. YEAH, AND I BET

919. HER BAD SELF

920. IS GOING TO FEEL

921. REAL BAD IN THE MORNING.

922. HOW ARE YOU

923. HOLDING UP?

924. MM, NOT SO GOOD.

925. DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE

926. A 12-STEP PROGRAM

927. FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE

928. ADDICTED TO DOMESTICITY?

929. OH, MY GOD.

930. WHAT?

931. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

932. WHAT?

933. NO, NO, NO.

934. NO, DON'T DO THIS.

935. WH—WHA—

936. BUT YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.

937. HERE, QUICK.

938. SLIP UNDER MY CLOAK

939. OF BORINGNESS,

940. AND NO ONE WILL EVEN

941. NOTICE WE'RE GONE.

942. HANG IN THERE.

943. I'VE GOT YOU.

944. OH...

945. BABY, LET IT OUT.

946. LET IT GO.

947. HERE'S YOUR HOT MILK AND HONEY

948. IF YOU STILL WANT IT.

949. I LOVE YOU.

950. LOVE YOU, TOO.

951. AND I THINK YOU'RE

952. THE MOST EXCITING WOMAN

953. IN ALL OF

954. LOS ANGELES.

955. BABY, WILL YOU

956. TURN OFF THE LIGHT?

957. HEY, YOU GUYS,

958. WHERE ARE

959. BETTE AND TINA?

960. BORING.

961. YEAH,

962. SO BORING.

963. I DON'T KNOW.

964. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU

965. THINK ABOUT IT,

966. WHAT'S MORE

967. BORING, RIGHT?

968. YOU MAKE

969. ENDLESS LISTS,

970. AND YOU BAWL

971. YOUR HEAD OFF,

972. AND THEN PUKE OVER

973. THE SIDE OF THE BOAT,

974. OR YOU GET

975. TO GO HOME

976. AND GO TO SLEEP

977. WITH THE SAME PERSON

978. YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH

979. FOR SEVEN YEARS?

980. I DON'T KNOW.

981. HEY...

982. SHANE...

983. HEY, HEY, HEY,

984. SHANE, GET DOWN.

985. SHANE, PLEASE

986. GET DOWN.

987. SHANE...

988. YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

989. GET DOWN.

990. OOF!

991. OH...

992. OKAY, I'M COMING.

993. OH, GOD...

994. WAKEY-WAKEY.

995. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST,

996. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

997. I GOT FOOD POISONING.

998. OH, GOD.

999. YEAH, TELL

1000. WHAT'S-HER-NAME

1001. TO DO YOU SOBER

1002. THE NIGHT BEFORE

1003. A PHOTO SHOOT.

1004. SHE UP THERE?

1005. NO, SHE, UH...

1006. I'LL GO GET READY.

1007. YEAH, MAKE YOURSELF

1008. PRESENTABLE.

1009. THE MAKEUP ARTIST

1010. WILL DO THE REST.

1011. THEY CAN WORK WONDERS,

1012. PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP PEOPLE.

1013. REMEMBER GIA?

1014. 20...

1015. COME ON, FIVE MORE,

1016. DON'T GIVE UP.

1017. HOW ARE YOU EVER

1018. GOING TO GET

1019. THOSE BUNS

1020. OF STEEL?

1021. I DON'T WANT

1022. BUNS OF STEEL.

1023. SHOOT,

1024. I'LL TAKE THEM.

1025. AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO

1026. STRAP ON THAT TORTURE TREATMENT.

1027. YOU KNOW THESE GIRLS

1028. LIKE THEIR STRAP-ONS.

1029. SHUT UP,

1030. HARRISON.

1031. OH, NO,

1032. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

1033. AND... DONE.

1034. COME ON,

1035. LET'S STRETCH.

1036. OOH, WHAT'S UP?

1037. I WAS WONDERING

1038. WHAT ARE YOU

1039. DOING TONIGHT?

1040. I HAVE A LOT OF PAPERWORK.

1041. WHY?

1042. DAVID CALLED ME THE OTHER DAY.

1043. OKAY...

1044. SO I'LL LEAVE

1045. YOU GUYS TO IT.

1046. UM, SAME TIME

1047. TOMORROW?

1048. YEAH.

1049. GOOD JOB.

1050. THANKS.

1051. BYE.

1052. DID YOU KNOW

1053. HE WAS GOING TO CALL ME?

1054. DAD SAID HE MIGHT.

1055. DON'T BE ANGRY

1056. WITH ME.

1057. I DIDN'T TELL YOU

1058. BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU

1059. TO GET YOUR HOPES UP

1060. IN CASE HE DIDN'T.

1061. BUT THAT'S

1062. BULLSHIT,

1063. THIS WHOLE CHARADE

1064. ABOUT HIM CALLING ME

1065. BECAUSE MELVIN SAYS

1066. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

1067. IT—IT—IT'S

1068. BULLSHIT!

1069. I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

1070. I—I TOLD HIM

1071. I WOULD MEET HIM TONIGHT

1072. AT 6:00

1073. AT HIS HOTEL.

1074. I'M SO SCARED.

1075. WOULD YOU COME WITH ME?

1076. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 5:30.

1077. WHAT ARE YOU

1078. THINKING?

1079. I'M THINKING THAT

1080. I'M VERY HAPPY.

1081. YOU ARE?

1082. YEAH, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE

1083. THAT I'M SO HAPPY

1084. WHEN TIM HURTS

1085. SO MUCH.

1086. YOU DESERVE

1087. TO BE HAPPY.

1088. I HAVE MY,

1089. UM, JOURNALS

1090. AND MY COMPUTER

1091. AT TIM'S,

1092. AND I WAS

1093. WONDERING

1094. IF I CAN BRING

1095. THEM HERE,

1096. BECAUSE THEY

1097. WOULDN'T TAKE UP

1098. A LOT OF SPACE.

1099. YOU WANT

1100. TO BRING THEM HERE?

1101. YES.

1102. NO, I'M NOT SAYING

1103. THAT I WANT TO

1104. MOVE IN WITH YOU,

1105. AND IT WOULD JUST BE

1106. FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS,

1107. BUT I FEEL LIKE

1108. I SHOULD BE

1109. WRITING RIGHT NOW.

1110. I WOULD FEEL

1111. HONORED.

1112. I THINK I COULD—

1113. YOU SURE WON'T HERE.

1114. NO—

1115. REALLY?

1116. BECAUSE IT'S

1117. BEAUTIFUL

1118. THE WAY THE LIGHT

1119. IS COMING IN

1120. THROUGH THE WINDOWS,

1121. AND I FEEL

1122. VERY INSPIRED.

1123. YOU DO?

1124. I DO.

1125. YES, YOU COULD,

1126. UM...

1127. YOU COULD WRITE

1128. AT THE DESK,

1129. AND LOOK OVER

1130. AT THE CANALS, AND...

1131. YOU COULD WRITE GREAT

1132. WORKS OF LITERATURE

1133. THAT WOULD GO DOWN

1134. IN HISTORY.

1135. DON'T YOU WISH THERE WAS

1136. A PARALLEL UNIVERSE?

1137. A PARALLEL

1138. UNIVERSE?

1139. YEAH.

1140. WHERE WE COULD LIVE OUT

1141. THIS FANTASY?

1142. YOU KNOW,

1143. IT WOULDN'T BE

1144. FOR MORE

1145. THAN A WEEK,

1146. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAY

1147. AT TIM'S ANY MORE,

1148. AND IT WOULD JUST

1149. BE UNTIL I, UM...

1150. I GUESS I HAVE

1151. TO FIND—

1152. I WOULD LOVE TO.

1153. I WOULD LOVE TO.

1154. YOU WOULD

1155. LOVE TO?

1156. OOH, YES. YES...

1157. BUT FRANCESCA'S

1158. COMING BACK TOMORROW.

1159. FRANCESCA?

1160. YEAH.

1161. SHE WAS IN ROME

1162. DOING A BALLET,

1163. AND THEN FOUR MONTHS

1164. IN BUDAPEST,

1165. AND THEN...

1166. DOING A MOVIE.

1167. WHO IS

1168. FRANCESCA?

1169. FRANCESCA.

1170. YOU KNOW.

1171. I TOLD YOU.

1172. EVERYBODY KNOWS.

1173. NO.

1174. I DON'T KNOW.

1175. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1176. JENNY, THIS IS NOT

1177. THE SOLUTION.

1178. WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

1179. YOU HAVE TO

1180. UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE

1181. BETWEEN YOU AND I,

1182. FRANCESCA AND I—

1183. IT'S SO DIFFERENT.

1184. SHE TRAVELS FOUR

1185. TO FIVE MONTHS A YEAR.

1186. SHE'S A COSTUME DESIGNER.

1187. WHAT'S HER LAST NAME?

1188. WOLFF, WITH TWO Fs.

1189. WHO ARE YOU?

1190. SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU.

1191. YOU'LL FIND THAT

1192. YOUR LIFE IS RICHER,

1193. MORE FULL OF POSSIBILITIES

1194. AND CHOICES.

1195. I'VE OPENED UP YOUR WORLD.

1196. FUCK YOU.

1197. JENNY...

1198. DON'T...

1199. TOUCH ME.

1200. THAT'S GREAT, DANA!

1201. YOU LOOK AMAZING!

1202. LOOK OUT,

1203. KOURNIKOVA,

1204. HERE COMES DANA FAIRBANKS!

1205. I DON'T THINK

1206. WE SHOULD SIT

1207. AT THE BAR.

1208. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

1209. I'M NOT GOING

1210. TO DRINK TONIGHT.

1211. TONIGHT?

1212. COME ON.

1213. TELL ME SOMETHING.

1214. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

1215. YOU SAW ME SHITFACED?

1216. THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

1217. NO, THE POINT IS

1218. THAT YOU AND DAVID HAVE BEEN

1219. BRAINWASHED BY MELVIN

1220. INTO THINKING THAT I'M

1221. SOME KIND OF FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.

1222. I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

1223. WHAT CAN I GET YOU LADIES?

1224. I'LL HAVE

1225. A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.

1226. I'M SORRY,

1227. I WILL HAVE THE SAME THING ALSO.

1228. OH! BETTER YET,

1229. I'LL HAVE A SELTZER.

1230. HOW ABOUT A SQUIRT

1231. OF ROSE'S LIME IN THAT?

1232. MM-HMM, SURE.

1233. I WAS HAVING A DRINK

1234. THE OTHER NIGHT

1235. WHEN DAVID CALLED,

1236. AND I HAVEN'T

1237. HAD ONE SINCE.

1238. IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS.

1239. I'M GOING TO TRY.

1240. WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

1241. AT LEAST YOU'RE TRYING.

1242. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

1243. WELL, DRINKING?

1244. THAT'S JUST EASY FOR ME.

1245. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO DRINK.

1246. NO, I MEAN, HOW DO YOU

1247. KEEP IT ALL TOGETHER?

1248. I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL DOWN.

1249. CAREER, LOVE.

1250. LOOK AT YOU.

1251. NOW YOU'RE GOING

1252. TO HAVE A FAMILY.

1253. WHAT?

1254. IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH TINA?

1255. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

1256. WHAT? WHAT?

1257. NO, NO.

1258. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

1259. TINA'S FINE.

1260. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

1261. YOU SURE?

1262. YEAH, I JUST—I—

1263. YOU KNOW, I HAVE

1264. SOME THINGS ON MY MIND,

1265. BUT IT'S NOTHING.

1266. I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

1267. YOU'RE HAVING THE DADDY BLUES.

1268. YOU ARE

1269. WORRYING ABOUT

1270. ALL THE RESPONSIBILITIES

1271. COMING DOWN ON YOU,

1272. THE FINANCIAL

1273. RESPONSIBILITIES,

1274. THE "I CAN'T TAKE

1275. ANY MORE RISK"

1276. RESPONSIBILITIES...

1277. BECAUSE NOW THERE

1278. ARE TWO OTHER LIVES

1279. THAT ARE TOTALLY DEPENDENT

1280. ON YOU KEEPING

1281. EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

1282. IT'S A MONSTER.

1283. IT'S BIG.

1284. YEAH, IT IS.

1285. I'M SURE—

1286. I'M SURE THAT'S ALL IT IS.

1287. SURE IT IS.

1288. BECAUSE YOU AND TINA ARE SOLID.

1289. YOU'VE GOT A MARRIAGE

1290. LIKE GOD CHOSE YOU TWO

1291. TO FIND EACH OTHER,

1292. AND THAT'S A LOVE

1293. YOU NEVER WANT TO LET GO.

1294. I'VE GOT TO GO

1295. TO THE BATHROOM.

1296. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1297. YOU ARE MAKING

1298. ONE BIG PRODUCTION

1299. OUT OF ALL THAT.

1300. JUST WANT YOU TO GET

1301. YOUR MONEY'S WORTH.

1302. THERE WE GO.

1303. ENJOY.

1304. SKOAL, BABY.

1305. THAT WAS AMAZING.

1306. IT WAS REALLY GREAT. REALLY.

1307. THANK YOU.

1308. THANKS VERY MUCH.

1309. REALLY.

1310. HEY, DO YOU GUYS

1311. WANT TO SEE

1312. THE PRELIMINARY ART?

1313. YEAH.

1314. OH, YEAH.

1315. SUPER. I'VE GOT MOCK-UPS

1316. RIGHT OVER HERE.

1317. OH, GREAT.

1318. OKAY, CHECK THESE OUT.

1319. THIS IS THE ONE

1320. THAT WE LIKE BEST.

1321. SEE, OUR CONCEPT IS—

1322. WE WANT TO POSITION YOU

1323. AS THE GAY ANNA KOURNIKOVA.

1324. WHAT?

1325. THE GAY ANNA KOURNIKOVA.

1326. HOLD IT—

1327. HOLD ON A SECOND, HERE,

1328. GUYS.

1329. WHAT ARE YOU—

1330. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1331. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING

1332. WE DISCUSSED.

1333. I DON'T THINK

1334. THAT YOU—

1335. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.

1336. I WANT TO BE

1337. THE GAY ANNA KOURNIKOVA.

1338. I DO.

1339. WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

1340. SETTLED, THEN.

1341. THIS IS BRILLIANT.

1342. WAIT A SECOND,

1343. THIS IS BRILLIANT.

1344. THIS IS—

1345. THIS IS EXACTLY

1346. THE KIND OF THING

1347. WE'VE BEEN GROPING FOR.

1348. IT'S A HOOK—

1349. YOU GUYS...

1350. THAT'S WHY THEY PAY YOU

1351. THE BIG BUCKS.

1352. RIGHT?

1353. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

1354. IT'S FANTASTIC.

1355. RIGHT, BABE?

1356. YOU'RE FIRED.

1357. GET OUT OF HERE...

1358. NO, REALLY.

1359. YOU'RE FIRED.

1360. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1361. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1362. YOU'VE NO IDEA...

1363. HOW GOOD THIS FEELS.

1364. WHAT TIME

1365. DO YOU HAVE?

1366. 7:00.

1367. WELL, MAYBE

1368. HE GOT HELD UP

1369. IN HIS MEETING.

1370. WHAT TIME DID HE SAY

1371. HE WAS GOING TO—

1372. IT WAS 4:00.

1373. THAT'S NOT

1374. HIM, KIT.

1375. OKAY, WHAT DID YOU SAY

1376. HIS NAME WAS?

1377. DAVID WATERS.

1378. WATERS, RIGHT.

1379. HERE HE IS.

1380. DAVID WATERS

1381. CHECKED OUT

1382. ABOUT 45 MINUTES AGO.

1383. ARE YOU SURE?

1384. YES.

1385. HE'S ABOUT

1386. 25 YEARS OLD—

1387. SIX FEEL TALL,

1388. GIVE OR TAKE,

1389. IN A TAN SUIT?

1390. I REMEMBER HIM.

1391. I CHECKED HIM OUT MYSELF.

1392. I SAW HIM GET INTO A CAB,

1393. IN FACT.

1394. I'M SURE THERE'S BEEN

1395. A MISUNDERSTANDING.

1396. WE'LL CALL HIM.

1397. DO YOU WANT ME

1398. TO CALL HIM?

1399. I HAVE HIS

1400. NUMBER IN D.C.

1401. NO.

1402. YOU HAVE NO REASON

1403. TO BE KIND TO ME,

1404. BUT I NEED TO STAY

1405. IN MY WRITING STUDIO TONIGHT.

1406. WHY?

1407. WHAT HAPPENED?

1408. TIM, PLEASE...

1409. BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY

1410. THAT I WISH THAT NONE OF THIS

1411. HAD NEVER HAPPENED.

1412. JENNY...

1413. THE THINGS YOU SAY...

1414. HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MEANING

1415. TO ME.

1416. ONE NIGHT.

1417. THAT'S IT.

1418. GO AROUND THE BACK.