The L Word 1x7

1. HEY, ROXANNE,

2. YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN,

3. YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN,

4. ALL RIGHT? LET'S GO.

5. THAT'S MORE

6. LIKE IT.

7. WHAT A TOOL.

8. OH, GOOD.

9. HE BROUGHT HIM.

10. OH. DIVINE, NO?

11. HEY!

12. AH, AH, AH, AH.

13. NO, NO, NO, NO.

14. WHO RAISED YOU?

15. WOLVES?

16. WE MAKE SOME

17. INTRODUCTIONS

18. BEFORE WE REACH

19. FOR THE DRUGS.

20. THAT'S RIGHT.

21. FUCK!

22. HARRY, SHANE. SHANE, HARRY.

23. YOU ARE DELICIOUS.

24. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM?

25. I DIDN'T HAVE

26. A CHANCE.

27. I WAS GOING TO—

28. OOH, TELL ME.

29. TELL ME WHAT?

30. WELL, HARRY, SHANE'S—

31. SHANE'S A WHAT?

32. SHANE IS AN EX-CON.

33. A MURDERER, PERHAPS.

34. OH, GOD,

35. PLEASE TELL ME

36. YOU'RE NOT

37. HETEROSEXUAL.

38. I'M A GIRL.

39. A FEMALE...

40. HARRY.

41. YEAH.

42. MY, MY, MY.

43. ANDROGYNY CONFOUNDS, DOESN'T IT?

44. WELL, YOU KNOW,

45. I SUPPOSE IT'S REVOLUTIONARY,

46. BUT I MUST ADMIT,

47. I AM DISAPPOINTED,

48. BECAUSE IT'S

49. ALWAYS THE SKINNY BOYS

50. THAT HAVE...

51. OOH...

52. THE BIGGEST COCKS.

53. YOU'RE

54. A FUCKING CHARMER,

55. YOU KNOW THAT?

56. MM!

57. JUST GORGEOUS.

58. SHANE...

59. IS THERE ANYTHING

60. I CAN DO FOR YOU?

61. ANYTHING AT ALL?

62. YOU DON'T FEEL SICK, DO YOU?

63. JUST AWAKE.

64. THAT FEELS GOOD,

65. THOUGH.

66. YOU CAN SLEEP

67. ON THE WHOLE

68. PLANE RIDE.

69. WE'LL HAVE

70. A COUPLE OF HOURS

71. AT THE HOTEL, TOO,

72. JUST BEFORE

73. THE OPENING.

74. IF YOU COULD HAVE

75. ANYTHING RIGHT NOW,

76. WHAT WOULD IT BE?

77. SOMETHING COLD, LIKE SORBET,

78. ONLY SWEETER,

79. LIKE THOSE, UM...

80. ROCKET POPSICLE THINGS.

81. A SLURPEE?

82. YEAH.

83. OKAY.

84. A SLURPEE.

85. YOU KNOW,

86. SHANE AND I

87. TURNED TRICKS

88. IN SANTA MONICA FOR SIX MONTHS.

89. REALLY?

90. WHAT DID

91. OUR FRIEND DO?

92. SHE ONLY GAVE HAND JOBS,

93. NO MATTER HOW MUCH

94. THEY OFFERED HER.

95. SHE COULD'VE MADE

96. A LOT OF MONEY.

97. WELL, THAT...

98. IS CALLED INTEGRITY.

99. UNFORTUNATELY,

100. IT'S NOT SOMETHING

101. THAT YOU CAN BUY

102. OR STEAL, IS IT?

103. NO, NO.

104. DO YOU THINK, UH...

105. I DON'T KNOW.

106. DO YOU THINK

107. SHE WOULD...

108. OH, SHANE? OH, NO, NO.

109. SHE'S THROUGH WITH THAT. NO.

110. SHE'S A HAIR STYLIST NOW.

111. WELL, SORT OF A JUNIOR ASSISTANT

112. SHAMPOO GIRL

113. ASPIRING...

114. SO ARE YOU GOOD AT IT?

115. AM I GOOD AT WHAT?

116. BECAUSE I AM GOING

117. TO SEND YOU

118. CHERIE JAFFE.

119. SHE'S MY BUSINESS

120. PARTNER'S WIFE,

121. AND IF THERE'S

122. A CORPORATION

123. OF HOLLYWOOD WIVES,

124. CHERIE JAFFE

125. IS THE CEO.

126. SO WHAT?

127. SO IF SHE LIKES

128. WHAT YOU DO TO HER,

129. YOU'LL BE THE HOTTEST

130. HAIRDRESSER

131. HOLLYWOOD

132. HAS EVER SEEN

133. BEFORE YOU EVEN

134. KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.

135. HAVE A BUMP, CLIVE.

136. THANK YOU.

137. OH, MY GOD.

138. IS THIS NOT

139. THE COOLEST-LOOKING BULLET

140. YOU HAVE EVER SEEN?

141. GOOD.

142. I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE BLOW.

143. WHAT IS THAT?

144. EVERYONE'S DOING

145. OXY THESE DAYS.

146. HEY. HARRY LOVES YOU.

147. YOU'RE GOING

148. TO BE HUGE.

149. THANK YOU.

150. NICE WORK.

151. SORRY.

152. WAS I MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE?

153. NO. NO, I JUST...

154. TINA HAD A LATE-NIGHT CRAVING.

155. DO YOU...

156. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

157. I'M A FUCKING IDIOT.

158. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

159. I MEAN, IT WAS

160. A TOTAL SHOCKER.

161. I NEVER WOULD HAVE FIGURED

162. JENNY WOULD EVER BE

163. UNFAITHFUL TO ANYONE—

164. I MARRIED HER, BETTE.

165. EIGHT HOURS AFTER

166. I WALKED IN ON HER

167. WITH MARINA'S HEAD

168. BETWEEN HER LEGS,

169. WE'RE SAYING, "I DO"

170. IN SOME

171. WHITE-TRASH CHAPEL

172. IN TAHOE.

173. OH.

174. YEAH.

175. SEE WHAT I MEAN?

176. WELL, YOU KNOW,

177. I MEAN, WE DO...

178. WE DO CRAZY THINGS

179. SOMETIMES

180. WHEN WE THINK WE'RE

181. GOING TO LOSE SOMEONE,

182. BUT I COMPLETELY

183. UNDERSTAND

184. WHY YOU DID IT.

185. I JUST...

186. WOKE UP

187. IN THE MIDDLE

188. OF THE NIGHT

189. IN THAT HOTEL ROOM.

190. I'D NEVER FELT

191. SO EMPTY,

192. SO FULL OF NOTHING.

193. I...

194. I LEFT HER THERE.

195. I JUST WALKED OUT

196. ON HER,

197. AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA

198. WHERE SHE IS.

199. LISTEN, I KNOW...

200. I KNOW IT MUST

201. REALLY HURT,

202. BUT...

203. JENNY IS A WRITER,

204. YOU KNOW?

205. I MEAN, WRITERS

206. CRAVE EXPERIENCE.

207. I MEAN, WHAT IF

208. THAT'S ALL IT WAS

209. WITH MARINA?

210. WHAT, CRAVING

211. EXPERIENCE?

212. YOU THINK SO?

213. I THINK IT WAS

214. YOU FUCKING DYKES,

215. THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

216. HEY, DON'T CURSE

217. US ALL, OKAY?

218. THAT'S WHY TINA AND I

219. LEFT YOUR DINNER PARTY,

220. BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT

221. TO BE ANY PART OF IT.

222. OH, MY—I'M—

223. YOU DIDN'T KNOW

224. IT WAS ALREADY GOING ON THEN?

225. TIM, I DIDN'T...

226. I'M SO SORRY. I...

227. I DIDN'T

228. SAY ANYTHING...

229. I DIDN'T KNOW

230. WHAT TO DO.

231. I MEAN, YOU'RE MY FRIEND,

232. AND SOMETIMES...

233. PEOPLE KILL THE MESSENGER.

234. HOW LONG WAS IT GOING ON?

235. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU SHOULD

236. ASK JENNY THAT QUESTION.

237. WHY WON'T ANYONE

238. TELL ME THE TRUTH, BETTE?

239. I MEAN, NO MORE THAN A MONTH.

240. HOW MANY TIMES?

241. TIM, I HAVE

242. NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT.

243. WHAT, 10? 100?

244. I MEAN, COME ON, BETTE.

245. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS,

246. RIGHT?

247. I AM YOUR FRIEND.

248. I JUST... I DON'T KNOW.

249. I'M SORRY.

250. TIM,

251. FOR YOU, MY HEART,

252. RIPPED FROM MY CHEST.

253. EVISCERATED, I AM.

254. HELLO?

255. NO, I DON'T WANT

256. TO FUCKING SWITCH

257. LONG DISTANCE COMPANIES.

258. OKAY, WE'RE STAYING

259. AT THE SOHO GRAND,

260. AND THE MUSEUM OF NEW ART

261. IS IN MIDTOWN,

262. SO THAT MEANS THE CAR

263. HAS TO BE THERE BY 6:30,

264. SO WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME

265. TO SIT IN TRAFFIC.

266. OKAY?

267. ALL RIGHT.

268. THANKS, JAMES.

269. BYE.

270. DO YOU FEEL REALLY AWFUL?

271. WELL, YOU CAN SLEEP

272. THE WHOLE PLANE RIDE.

273. WE'RE IN FIRST CLASS.

274. HOW AMAZING IS THAT?

275. YEAH, I KNOW.

276. THE PEABODY FOUNDATION

277. ACTUALLY INCLUDED

278. MY NAME

279. ON THE INVITATION.

280. FOR THE FIRST TIME,

281. WE'RE NOT

282. "BETTE PORTER AND GUEST."

283. I'M GOING

284. TO PAMPER YOU.

285. YOU WON'T HAVE

286. TO DO A THING.

287. I CAN PRACTICALLY

288. CARRY YOU THERE.

289. OKAY?

290. OOH.

291. YOU'RE REALLY NOT UP TO THIS,

292. ARE YOU?

293. NO, NO,

294. I'M FINE, I'M FINE.

295. I'M GOING TO...

296. I'M GOING TO

297. PULL IT TOGETHER.

298. I AM.

299. OKAY.

300. I'M JUST GOING

301. TO SIT DOWN.

302. I JUST NEED TO BREATHE.

303. YOU KNOW WHAT?

304. YOUR HEALTH IS BY FAR

305. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

306. IN OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW,

307. AND IF YOU NEED TO STAY HOME,

308. I WILL BE OKAY.

309. ARE YOU SURE?

310. I MEAN,

311. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT FOR YOU.

312. I REALLY WANT TO BE THERE.

313. I WOULD RATHER YOU CAME,

314. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

315. I WANT YOU TO DO

316. WHAT YOUR BODY

317. IS TELLING YOU TO DO.

318. OKAY?

319. I'M SORRY.

320. I WISH

321. I FELT BETTER.

322. GURUDEV RECOMMENDED

323. A CHINESE HERBALIST

324. WHO HAS A CURE

325. FOR MORNING SICKNESS.

326. I'M GONNA CALL AND MAKE

327. AN APPOINTMENT.

328. WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

329. I MEAN, IF GURUDEV SAID—

330. YOU KNOW WHAT?

331. I'M REALLY WORRIED

332. ABOUT LEAVING YOU

333. HERE BY YOURSELF.

334. NO, I'M GOING TO BE FINE.

335. DON'T WORRY.

336. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT

337. GOING TO NEW YORK WITH YOU.

338. YOU KNOW WHAT?

339. I WANT YOU TO CALL ME ANY TIME

340. FOR ANY REASON.

341. YOU WILL, RIGHT?

342. I LOVE YOU.

343. LOVE YOU.

344. GOOD LUCK.

345. THANKS.

346. OH, GOD.

347. AND WE CAN HAVE

348. GO-GO DANCERS.

349. HOT, SEXY GIRLY-GIRLS.

350. NO. NO.

351. WHAT WE NEED IS

352. SUPER-BUTCH GIRLS

353. THAT DON'T TAKE OFF

354. THEIR CLOTHES.

355. UNLESS THEY WANT TO.

356. UH, OKAY.

357. WHAT ARE WE

358. GOING TO CALL IT?

359. WHAT ABOUT FUCKWAD?

360. BORING. LABIA.

361. LABIA'S

362. TOO CLINICAL.

363. YEAH, TOO '70s.

364. OKAY, HOW ABOUT...

365. TWAT?

366. OOH.

367. TWAT IS GREAT.

368. I LOVE TWAT.

369. ME TOO.

370. DONE. THE NIGHT.

371. DO YOU THINK

372. PEOPLE WILL GET ANGRY?

373. FUCK 'EM.

374. THEY'LL JUST HAVE

375. TO DEAL WITH IT.

376. IT'S NOT LIKE

377. WE DON'T HAVE

378. PENISES IN OUR FACE

379. EVERY DAY

380. OF THE WEEK.

381. EXACTLY.

382. THE NIGHT...

383. "DEAL WITH IT."

384. UH-HUH.

385. GO, TWAT!

386. SHANE, WHERE ARE YOU?

387. IT IS REALLY, REALLY LONELY

388. HERE AT THE PLANET.

389. AND YOUR ROOMMATES ARE OVER HERE

390. SAYING "TWAT"

391. LIKE THEY HAVE

392. TOURETTE'S SYNDROME,

393. AND DANA AND LARA LEFT,

394. AND ALL THEY WERE DOING

395. WAS GIVING ME

396. THE "WE FUCKED ALL NIGHT

397. AND NO ONE ELSE

398. IN THE WORLD MATTERS" VIBE.

399. IT WAS GROSS.

400. ANYWAY, I WISH YOU'D COME

401. BE SURLY AND CYNICAL WITH ME.

402. ALL RIGHT.

403. MIND IF I

404. JOIN YOU?

405. HI. NO.

406. I MEAN, YEAH.

407. SO, HOW ARE THINGS

408. WITH YOUR MOM?

409. DID SHE GET THE PART

410. IN THAT MOVIE?

411. WOW.

412. I CAN'T BELIEVE

413. YOU REMEMBER THAT.

414. WELL, I WAS WORRIED

415. ABOUT YOU.

416. YOU SEEMED PRETTY STRESSED

417. WHEN SHE PHONED.

418. YEAH.

419. WELL, IT GOT

420. A LOT WORSE,

421. BUT YOU DON'T WANT...

422. THAT'S BORING.

423. YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

424. TALK TO ME.

425. OKAY.

426. UM, ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH...

427. MY MOTHER SPENT ALL HER MONEY.

428. THERE WAS NEVER

429. ANY PART IN ANY MOVIE.

430. UM, LET'S SEE.

431. SHE'S IN DEBT UP THE WAZOO,

432. SO NOW HER PALM SPRINGS CONDO'S

433. BEING FORECLOSED ON,

434. AND NOW MY BROTHER AND SISTER

435. BOTH THINK

436. THAT I SHOULD

437. LET HER LIVE WITH ME,

438. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

439. THEY'RE MARRIED,

440. THEY HAVE CHILDREN.

441. YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE DEAL.

442. THEY THINK YOU'RE

443. INHERENTLY LESS-THAN.

444. THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A SERF

445. AND ORDER YOU AROUND

446. BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EMBRACED

447. THEIR CONVENTIONAL VALUES.

448. YEAH.

449. THEY THINK

450. JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE

451. TRADITIONAL FAMILIES

452. AND CLEAVE

453. TO THE RULING CLASS MODEL,

454. YOU SHOULD BE COMPELLED

455. TO GIVE UP YOUR CHOSEN FREEDOM

456. AND AUTONOMY.

457. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE

458. WE HAVEN'T FOLLOWED

459. DOWN THEIR STRICT, LIMITING,

460. BULLSHIT PATH

461. TO LEGITIMIZE OURSELVES

462. IN THEIR EYES.

463. YEAH.

464. THAT'S EXACTLY

465. WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY.

466. SHANE. SHANE.

467. YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE,

468. GET INSIDE, AND GET CLEANED UP

469. BEFORE ONE OF THE CLIENTS

470. SEES YOU.

471. HEY, JOHN.

472. OH, NO,

473. NO, NO, NO.

474. DON'T YOU

475. "HEY, JOHN" ME.

476. YOU ARE

477. A FRIGHTENING MESS

478. IN FRONT OF MY SHOP.

479. OH, SHIT.

480. YOU KNOW WHAT?

481. I DO NOT CARE

482. WHAT SKANKY THINGS

483. YOU DID TO WHICH

484. SKANKY PEOPLE

485. TO GET INTO THIS STATE,

486. BUT I WILL NOT

487. TOLERATE

488. YOU BRINGING

489. THAT SKANK

490. INTO MY SHOP.

491. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

492. YEAH. YEAH.

493. I HEAR...

494. I HEAR YOU.

495. GET OUT.

496. GET OUT.

497. OKAY.

498. HEY.

499. I WAS JUST GOING TO CALL YOU,

500. I SWEAR.

501. BETTE TOLD ME TO LET YOU SLEEP

502. TILL 10:30.

503. SHE CALLED YOU?

504. YEAH, ON THE WAY

505. TO THE AIRPORT,

506. AT, LIKE, 6:00 THIS MORNING,

507. THANK YOU.

508. SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

509. WELL, I'M FINE

510. NOW THAT I'VE PUKED UP

511. MOST OF MY

512. INTERNAL ORGANS.

513. DR. WILSON THINKS I SHOULD GO

514. ON PROGESTERONE SUPPOSITORIES,

515. BUT I'M GOING TO GO

516. TO THIS CHINESE

517. HERBALIST

518. THIS AFTERNOON.

519. CAN I GET YOU

520. SOME TEA?

521. SOMETHING BLAND

522. TO NIBBLE ON?

523. OH, THANKS.

524. I CAN GET IT MYSELF.

525. NO, NO,

526. IT'S MY PLEASURE.

527. THIS IS SUCH

528. A BEAUTIFUL

529. AND CRAZY TIME

530. IN A WOMAN'S BODY.

531. I'M JEALOUS MY BODY

532. WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE

533. WHAT YOU'RE EXPERIENCING

534. RIGHT NOW.

535. HELLO?

536. HI. I'M LOOKING FOR A GUEST,

537. JENNY SCHECTER.

538. OH, I'M SORRY.

539. THE ROOM'S UNDER TIM HASPEL.

540. H-A-S-P—

541. UH, SORRY.

542. WHAT TIME DID SHE CHECK OUT?

543. FUCK, JENNY.

544. IN ADDITION TO MY HEART,

545. THERE ARE SOME SMALL ORGANS

546. I WANT TO GIVE YOU—

547. GLANDS,

548. SWEETBREADS,

549. VARIETY MEATS.

550. 4:00 A.M. THURSDAY MORNING.

551. MR. HASPEL, WE'RE NOT GONNA

552. BE ABLE TO FILE THIS

553. TILL YOUR WIFE

554. HAS BEEN GONE

555. AT LEAST 48 HOURS.

556. ALL RIGHT, LOOK,

557. CAN'T I JUST GIVE YOU

558. HER DESCRIPTION?

559. THAT WAY,

560. IF SHE'S STILL NOT BACK,

561. YOU ALREADY HAVE

562. THE INFORMATION, AND WE WON'T—

563. AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK

564. FOR THAT.

565. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,

566. ALL RIGHT?

567. I NEED TO JUST TELL YOU

568. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

569. THAT WAY, YOU CAN DECIDE

570. WHAT THE SMART—

571. EXCUSE ME,

572. WE'RE JUST HERE

573. TO RENEW OUR

574. PARKING PASSES—

575. COULD YOU HANG ON?

576. I'M TALKING, OKAY?

577. ALL RIGHT.

578. I'M SORRY.

579. LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN, OKAY?

580. MY GIRLFRIEND...

581. I MEAN, MY WIFE...

582. IS UPSET RIGHT NOW.

583. SHE'S NOT

584. THINKING CLEARLY.

585. THING IS, SHE WAS

586. CHEATING ON ME

587. WITH A WOMAN,

588. UH...

589. AND THEN WE GOT MARRIED...

590. OH, MY GOD.

591. QUELLE HORREUR.

592. I'M FUCKING SERIOUS!

593. SHUT UP.

594. GOD, IF YOU

595. FIND HER,

596. YOU BETTER NOT

597. RETURN HER TO HIM.

598. AS I SAID,

599. MR. HASPEL,

600. THERE'S NOTHING

601. THE POLICE CAN DO

602. ABOUT THIS MATTER

603. AT THIS TIME.

604. WHAT IF IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND,

605. HUH?

606. WOULD YOU HELP ME THEN?

607. PROBABLY.

608. THAT'S ENOUGH.

609. CAN YOU HOLD ON

610. FOR JUST A SECOND?

611. HI. CAN I HELP YOU?

612. HOLDING.

613. MS. ZIMMER.

614. WELL,

615. WELCOME TO LATHER,

616. AND YOU'RE SUCH A LONG WAY

617. AWAY FROM YOUR STUDIO.

618. I CAME DIRECTLY FROM LUNCH.

619. I'M HERE TO SEE SHANE.

620. SHANE?

621. SHANE.

622. GREAT.

623. UM, WELL...

624. I'LL GO AND GET HER.

625. WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT HERE

626. FOR A SECOND?

627. I'LL SEE IF

628. SHE'S READY,

629. AND JUST SIT DOWN,

630. HAVE A SEAT.

631. SHANE...

632. SHANE.

633. WHAT?

634. FOR GOD'S SAKES,

635. ELLIE ZIMMER

636. IS AT THE FRONT DESK.

637. WHO THE FUCK

638. IS ELLIE ZIMMER?

639. ZIMMER. ZIMMER. ELLIE ZIMMER.

640. STUDIO CHIEFTESS,

641. TREND PRIESTESS,

642. AND FRIEND OF MADONNA AND J. LO

643. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

644. OH, YEAH, UM...

645. I KNOW HER.

646. HARRY SENT HER.

647. OH, MY GOD.

648. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

649. HOW HUGE THIS IS?

650. ELLIE ZIMMER AT LATHER,

651. AND IN YOUR HANDS,

652. LORD HELP US.

653. FOR GOD'S SAKE, STAND UP.

654. CLEAN UP. COME ON.

655. MS. ZIMMER...

656. ELLIE...

657. UM, SHANE WILL BE

658. RIGHT WITH YOU.

659. IN THE MEANTIME,

660. WHY DON'T I OFFER YOU

661. A CHAI TEA, A LATTE,

662. MY NEW SCREENPLAY?

663. IS THAT SHANE?

664. UH, YEAH, IN ALL

665. OF HER GLORY.

666. I LOVE HARRY.

667. HI.

668. HI.

669. YOU WANT ONE?

670. OH, FUCK.

671. PLEASE?

672. PLEASE, PRETTY

673. PLEASE?

674. COME ON, JENNY.

675. JUST HAVE A SHROOM.

676. THIS GUY

677. IS THE BEST.

678. AFTER MY CAR ACCIDENT,

679. HE FIXED ME UP GOOD AS NEW.

680. NOW I'VE BROUGHT

681. MY BOYFRIEND HERE

682. FOR HIS CHRONIC BACK PROBLEMS.

683. WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

684. IS THAT

685. AN INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION?

686. I GUESS IT IS.

687. MORNING SICKNESS.

688. I'M REALLY HOPING

689. THAT IT'S GOING TO WORK.

690. HE IS A MIRACLE WORKER.

691. I TOLD...

692. WHAT DID HE SAY,

693. MARCUS?

694. MARCUS!

695. OH, MY GOD.

696. BETTE AND I,

697. WE WERE GOING

698. TO CALL YOU.

699. WE, WE...

700. DON'T TELL ME.

701. WE ARE.

702. WE'RE PREGNANT.

703. CONGRATULATIONS!

704. THAT'S AWESOME.

705. ISN'T IT GREAT?

706. OH, WOW.

707. FOR YOU, MY HEART...

708. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

709. UM...

710. BECAUSE YOU

711. GAVE ME A RIDE.

712. NO, I MEAN,

713. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

714. LIKE, WHY WERE YOU

715. HITCHHIKING?

716. WHAT'S UP?

717. ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY

718. FROM SOMETHING?

719. NO, I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY

720. FROM SOMETHING.

721. DID YOU

722. COMMIT A CRIME?

723. I DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIME.

724. WELL, WHAT WAS IT, THEN?

725. YOU DID

726. SOMETHING BAD.

727. IT'S JUST

728. THAT I...

729. I HAVE THIS, UH,

730. BOYFRIEND—

731. THIS, UH, HUSBAND

732. NAMED TIM,

733. AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH,

734. AND THEN I, UH...

735. I FELL...

736. JUST LIKE...

737. AND THEN I MET THIS WOMAN

738. NAMED MARINA,

739. AND I HAD

740. THIS AFFAIR,

741. AND THEN TIM FOUND OUT.

742. SO, YOU'RE, LIKE, A LESBIAN?

743. I DON'T KNOW.

744. DUDE, YOU SHOULD BE

745. REALLY CAREFUL ABOUT THAT.

746. YEAH, MY FRIENDS

747. ROXANNE AND KATIE,

748. THEY GOT TOTALLY BUSTED

749. BEING LESBOS

750. IN THE RESTAURANT

751. WHERE THEY WORKED.

752. THEY WERE, LIKE,

753. GOING DOWN ON EACH OTHER

754. OR SOMETHING,

755. AND THE MANAGER SAW

756. AND TOTALLY...

757. HE RATTED THEM OUT

758. TO THEIR PARENTS,

759. AND THEY GOT SENT AWAY

760. TO BOARDING SCHOOL

761. AND...

762. ONE OF THEM KILLED HERSELF.

763. OH, THAT'S REALLY HORRIBLE.

764. SO BE CAREFUL.

765. THOSE WEREN'T

766. HER FRIENDS.

767. IT WAS

768. AN AFTER-SCHOOL

769. SPECIAL.

770. WHATEVER.

771. SHE TOTALLY DIED.

772. SPERM DONOR?

773. YOU NEVER TOLD ME

774. YOU WERE A SPERM DONOR.

775. BABY, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

776. NOT A BIG DEAL?

777. LISTEN,

778. THE LIFE CYCLE

779. OF A SPERM CELL

780. IS 72 HOURS.

781. THE SPERM YOU GAVE HER

782. WAS IN YOU

783. WHEN YOU AND I MADE LOVE.

784. THOSE ARE NOT

785. YOUR SPERM TO GIVE.

786. I'M SORRY.

787. I THINK THAT YOU ARE...

788. I'M SORRY, WHAT'S

789. YOUR NAME, AGAIN?

790. WELL, WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME?

791. WHAT IF WE DECIDE

792. TO HAVE A BABY?

793. THAT WOULD BE

794. A HALF BROTHER

795. OR SISTER,

796. SO WERE YOU THINKING

797. WE'LL ALL GET TOGETHER

798. FOR CHRISTMAS?

799. BIRTHDAYS?

800. OR WERE YOU PLANNING

801. EVER TO EVEN TELL ME?

802. EXCUSE ME.

803. LEI LENG, YOU'RE WAY

804. AHEAD OF YOURSELF.

805. WAY AHEAD OF MYSELF?

806. YOU ARE PLANTING

807. YOUR SEED

808. ALL OVER CREATION,

809. AND I'M AHEAD

810. OF MYSELF?

811. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE,

812. AND THAT MEANS

813. YOU'RE...

814. BEHIND YOURSELF!

815. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL YOU

816. TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE.

817. TAKE YOURSELF

818. OUTSIDE!

819. BYE, MARCUS.

820. YOU.

821. OUTSIDE!

822. YES, YOU.

823. OUTSIDE!

824. WHAT ARE YOU

825. WRITING?

826. A LETTER TO TIM.

827. WILL YOU

828. READ IT TO ME?

829. MM-MM.

830. PLEASE?

831. NO.

832. JESUS CHRIST.

833. WOULD YOU PLEASE READ TO HIM?

834. OKAY.

835. OKAY.

836. TIM...

837. FOR YOU, MY HEART...

838. RIPPED FROM MY CHEST.

839. EVISCERATED, I AM,

840. AND IF I COULD,

841. I WOULD PLUNGE MY FINGERS

842. THROUGH MY CHEST

843. AND RIP UP MY HEART

844. AND GIVE IT TO YOU,

845. A PULPY MASS...

846. OF MORBID DIATHESIS.

847. WHAT'S DIATHESIS?

848. UM...

849. IT'S LIKE A...

850. A SUSCEPTIBILITY TO DISEASE.

851. IT'S LIKE ALL THOSE PARTS OF ME

852. THAT ARE...

853. SUSCEPTIBLE TO INVASION.

854. WOW.

855. MORBID DIATHESIS,

856. MORBID DIATHESIS,

857. MORBID DIATHESIS,

858. MORBID DIATHESIS...

859. BUT THAT WOULD MEAN

860. IT WOULD BE PUTRID.

861. WHAT GOOD WOULD IT DO

862. TO OFFER TIM

863. A PILE OF SICK MEAT?

864. PLEASE READ SOME MORE.

865. OKAY.

866. IN ADDITION TO MY HEART,

867. THERE ARE SOME SMALL ORGANS

868. I WANT TO GIVE YOU.

869. GLANDS, SWEETBREADS...

870. VARIETY MEATS.

871. IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME.

872. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?

873. WHAT KIND OF WOMAN

874. WANTS THE CHILD

875. OF A MAN

876. SHE BARELY KNOWS?

877. YOU HAVE NOT HEARD

878. THE END OF THIS, LADY.

879. I KNOW MY WAY

880. AROUND THE LEGAL SYSTEM,

881. AND I CAN TELL YOU

882. MARCUS AND I

883. HAVE RIGHTS

884. OVER THIS CHILD,

885. AND I WILL SUE IF I HAVE TO.

886. OH, BABY?

887. GOD, I'M REALLY FLIPPING OUT

888. RIGHT NOW.

889. SOMETHING HORRIBLE

890. JUST HAPPENED.

891. I JUST...

892. I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

893. WHERE ARE YOU?

894. OKAY, YOU'RE PROBABLY

895. ON YOUR WAY TO M.O.N.A.

896. DON'T WORRY.

897. I'M GOING TO BE OKAY.

898. JUST CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS.

899. OKAY. BYE.

900. FUCK.

901. HARRY WAS RIGHT.

902. YOU ARE A HAIR

903. GENIUS, SHANE.

904. NO ONE ELSE IS

905. GOING TO TOUCH ME.

906. IT LOOKS GREAT.

907. REALLY FANTASTIC.

908. NICE WORK, SHANE.

909. YOU KNOW, I MIGHT HAVE

910. DONE SOMETHING

911. JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENT...

912. MAY I TOUCH YOU?

913. RIGHT HERE.

914. OH, NOW, THAT'S PERFECT.

915. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

916. TOMORROW NIGHT?

917. DO YOU WANT

918. TO COME TO A SCREENING

919. OF THE NEW

920. STEVEN SODERBERGH FILM?

921. HARRY'LL BE THERE.

922. YEAH, I'M FREE.

923. SHANE?

924. YEAH, UM...

925. SOUNDS KIND OF BEAST,

926. UH, BUT THANK YOU.

927. CALL ME.

928. OKAY.

929. DON'T YOU JUST

930. LOVE HER?

931. SHE'S THE BEST.

932. FANTASTIC.

933. ANY TIME.

934. THANK YOU.

935. SURE.

936. BYE.

937. HEY, IT'S AL.

938. DANA AND SNOOKUMS

939. SAID THEY WERE

940. BRINGING YOU CHOW,

941. SO I'M GONNA COME OVER

942. A LITTLE LATER,

943. AFTER MY SITUATION.

944. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE

945. TO CALL DINNER

946. WHEN I HAVE NO IDEA

947. WHETHER IT'S

948. A DATE OR NOT.

949. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.

950. HI.

951. IT'S ME, DANA.

952. LARA AND I WILL

953. BE OVER AT 7:00,

954. AND WE'LL GET

955. SOME TAKEOUT

956. FROM THAT THAI PLACE

957. YOU LOVE.

958. OKAY, BYE.

959. HEY, T.

960. IT'S SHANE.

961. LOOK, BETTE CALLED

962. AND SAID WE SHOULD

963. STILL DO POKER,

964. EVEN THOUGH

965. SHE'S OUT OF TOWN.

966. YOU CAN'T

967. WALK AWAY FROM ME

968. LIKE THAT.

969. IT'S EASY FOR ME TO FIND OUT

970. WHERE YOU LIVE.

971. I WANT YOU

972. TO KNOW THAT.

973. THAT IS NOT

974. YOUR BABY!

975. BABY?

976. I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

977. BUT I'M JUST REALLY DESPERATE.

978. SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING,

979. AND I JUST...

980. I REALLY NEED TO TALK YOU, OKAY?

981. ALL RIGHT, SO CALL ME BACK.

982. PLEASE?

983. I MEAN, HONESTLY,

984. I WOULD HAVE

985. LEFT TOO, MAN.

986. I MEAN, I PROBABLY

987. WOULDN'T HAVE

988. GONE UP THERE

989. IN THE FIRST PLACE,

990. BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

991. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

992. I MEAN, YOU HAD

993. TO GET OUT OF THERE,

994. CLEAR YOUR HEAD.

995. I'M WORRIED.

996. THERE ARE A LOT OF SICKOS

997. OUT THERE, SERIAL KILLERS.

998. CAROLYN...

999. SHE LEFT

1000. THE MOTEL WHEN?

1001. THE DAY BEFORE

1002. YESTERDAY?

1003. AND NOBODY'S

1004. HEARD FROM HER?

1005. SHE HASN'T CHECKED IN

1006. WITH ANYBODY?

1007. FUCK.

1008. HAS ANYBODY CALLED

1009. HER MOTHER?

1010. SOMEBODY SHOULD CHECK

1011. WITH MOTHER.

1012. SANDY.

1013. SHIT,

1014. I SHOULD HAVE CALLED SANDY.

1015. MARCUS

1016. IS MY BOYFRIEND,

1017. AND I AM NOT—

1018. OH, GOD.

1019. OH, GOD.

1020. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

1021. SHE JUST CALLED AGAIN.

1022. THIS WOMAN

1023. IS TOTALLY CRAZY.

1024. WHO IS SHE?

1025. DO YOU REALLY THINK

1026. SHE WAS GOING TO

1027. COME OVER HERE?

1028. I DON'T KNOW,

1029. BUT SHE SEEMS

1030. CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.

1031. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

1032. LET'S GO AROUND THE HOUSE

1033. AND MAKE SURE ALL THE DOORS

1034. AND WINDOWS ARE LOCKED.

1035. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

1036. YOU'RE SO SMART.

1037. NO, YOU'RE

1038. THE SMART ONE.

1039. NO, ONLY IN COOKING.

1040. NO, AND PHOTOGRAPHY.

1041. BUT YOU HAVE

1042. MIND AND BODY

1043. INTELLIGENCE.

1044. NO, YOU DO.

1045. NO, YOU DO.

1046. SHUT UP.

1047. I SAID IT FIRST.

1048. I SAID IT SECOND.

1049. SORRY.

1050. HI.

1051. IT'S TIM.

1052. YEAH, TIMOTHY.

1053. GOOD.

1054. UH, ACTUALLY,

1055. NOT SO GOOD.

1056. SANDY, I DON'T KNOW

1057. WHERE JENNIFER IS.

1058. SHE'S MISSING,

1059. AND I'M

1060. KIND OF WORRIED,

1061. TO TELL YOU

1062. THE TRUTH.

1063. YEAH, I JUST...

1064. I DIDN'T WANT TO ALARM YOU.

1065. I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,

1066. AND WE NEED TO—

1067. WHAT? WHEN?

1068. NO, NO.

1069. I DON'T THINK

1070. SHE'S INSANE AT ALL.

1071. NO, I THINK SHE KNOWS

1072. EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING, SANDY.

1073. YEAH.

1074. I'M GLAD SHE'S ALL RIGHT, TOO.

1075. LOOK, I NEED TO GO, ALL RIGHT?

1076. YEAH, THANKS.

1077. DAMN IT!

1078. CALM DOWN.

1079. WHAT HAPPENED?

1080. SHE CALLED HER MOTHER

1081. OVER AN HOUR AGO.

1082. SHE'S OKAY.

1083. THAT'S REALLY GOOD.

1084. SO WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?

1085. IF I HAD TO GUESS,

1086. I'D SAY SHE'D

1087. PROBABLY...

1088. UM, THANKS A LOT

1089. FOR COMING OVER,

1090. YOU GUYS, REALLY.

1091. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1092. I DON'T KNOW.

1093. I JUST NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

1094. HI.

1095. HEY.

1096. HEY, GUYS.

1097. LIQUOR IN THE FRONT,

1098. POKER IN THE REAR.

1099. DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT JOKE

1100. EVERY TIME WE PLAY

1101. THIS GAME?

1102. YES, I DO.

1103. SO...

1104. WHAT'S HAPPENING

1105. WITH THE PSYCHO LADY?

1106. IS SHE STILL CALLING OR WHAT?

1107. WE UNPLUGGED THE PHONE.

1108. ALL RIGHT, DOLLAR ANTE.

1109. YOU IN, LIS?

1110. YEAH.

1111. ONE FOR THE LADY.

1112. SHE WENT RIGHT

1113. TO PEGGY?

1114. AH, THAT TAKES BALLS.

1115. WHAT'S HER NAME, AGAIN?

1116. BETTE PORTER,

1117. DIRECTOR OF THE CALIFORNIA

1118. ARTS CENTER.

1119. I WAS EXTREMELY IMPRESSED

1120. HOW YOU WENT UP IN THE FACE

1121. OF THE BIG BOYS.

1122. I... WOW.

1123. I'M HONORED TO MEET YOU.

1124. WOW. THANK YOU.

1125. THE SISTER THAT

1126. SNATCHED THE SHOW

1127. FROM UNDER

1128. MOCA'S NOSE.

1129. HEY, KIT.

1130. LIQUOR IN THE FRONT,

1131. POKER IN THE REAR, HUH?

1132. NEITHER, THANKS.

1133. HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

1134. WHAT IS WRONG

1135. WITH MY BABY SISTER,

1136. TO GO OFF AND LEAVE

1137. HER PREGNANT WIFE

1138. ALL ALONE

1139. FOR SOME CRAZY-ASS

1140. BITCH TO GO OFF ON?

1141. BRING HER ON.

1142. I WISH SHE WOULD BRING

1143. HER FACE UP IN HERE.

1144. THAT WOULD BE

1145. THE LAST TIME.

1146. LOOK AT ALL

1147. THESE WOMEN...

1148. AND DUDE.

1149. WE... WILL... KICK... ASS.

1150. I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?

1151. I'M SURE THE MAN

1152. HAS ENOUGH SPERM FOR EVERYBODY.

1153. YEAH.

1154. JENNY!

1155. JENNY!

1156. WHERE IS SHE?

1157. WHY DON'T YOU

1158. COME IN?

1159. WHERE IS SHE?

1160. SHE'S NOT HERE.

1161. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

1162. DON'T FUCKING TELL ME

1163. TO CALM DOWN, YOU VULTURE.

1164. WHERE IS SHE?

1165. THE LAST TIME I SAW JENNY,

1166. SHE TOLD ME SHE NEVER WANTED

1167. TO SEE ME AGAIN, REMEMBER?

1168. YOU HAVE NO CONSCIENCE,

1169. DO YOU?

1170. YOU DON'T EVEN

1171. FEEL BAD.

1172. TELL ME SOMETHING.

1173. WHEN YOU WERE

1174. SITTING AT MY HOUSE

1175. EATING DINNER,

1176. DID YOU THINK FOR A SECOND

1177. THAT MAYBE YOUR ACTIONS

1178. WEREN'T ALTOGETHER...

1179. LOOK AT ME!

1180. THAT IT MIGHT NOT BE

1181. ALTOGETHER HONORABLE?

1182. HONORABLE?

1183. YEAH. WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW

1184. WHAT THAT MEANS?

1185. OR IS IT JUST

1186. NOT IMPORTANT TO YOU?

1187. SEE, THAT RIGHT THERE,

1188. THAT FUCKING KILLS ME.

1189. YOU JUST STANDING THERE,

1190. SAYING NOTHING.

1191. YOU LIED TO ME,

1192. YOU GET MY GIRLFRIEND

1193. TO LIE TO ME TOO,

1194. AND YOU HAVE NOTHING

1195. TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

1196. JENNY'S RESPONSIBLE

1197. FOR HER OWN ACTIONS,

1198. AS WE ALL ARE.

1199. I DON'T THINK IT'S ME

1200. YOU'RE ANGRY WITH.

1201. DON'T TELL ME

1202. HOW I FEEL.

1203. DO NOT.

1204. YOU PREYED ON HER,

1205. PRETENDED TO BE HER FRIEND,

1206. PLAYING YOUR PHONY

1207. INTELLECTUAL GAMES

1208. JUST TO GET INTO HER PANTS.

1209. YOU KNOW WHAT?

1210. YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC,

1211. MARINA.

1212. DO YOU HEAR ME?

1213. THAT'S FUNNY?

1214. YOU FIND THAT FUCKING FUNNY?

1215. LOOK AT ME.

1216. YEAH.

1217. WHAT IS IT YOU DO, YOU GIRLS?

1218. SHOULD I EVEN CARE? HUH?

1219. DOES IT EVEN COUNT?

1220. WELL, YOU WERE THERE.

1221. YOU SAW HOW MUCH IT COUNTS.

1222. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.

1223. DON'T FUCKING

1224. TOUCH ME.

1225. JENNY'S NOT HERE.

1226. NOW,

1227. GET OUT OF HERE.

1228. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?

1229. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1230. I DON'T KNOW, TIM.

1231. YOU TELL ME.

1232. LOOK AT ME.

1233. DO YOU THINK I'M

1234. FUCKING JOKING?

1235. NO.

1236. THAT'S IT.

1237. REALLY?

1238. OKAY, SO, WHAT'S THE SCOOP?

1239. IS THE LESBO MAN

1240. DATING THE FAKE BISEXUAL?

1241. I AM A BISEXUAL.

1242. OKAY,

1243. I'M CONFUSED.

1244. OH, WELL, LISA OVER HERE

1245. IS A LESBIAN-IDENTIFIED MAN.

1246. IS THAT LIKE

1247. A TRANSSEXUAL?

1248. NO.

1249. I WONDER HOW HE PEES.

1250. SITTING DOWN?

1251. I DON'T KNOW,

1252. YOU THINK?

1253. SHANE?

1254. WELL, I NEVER PEED WITH HIM.

1255. I DON'T KNOW.

1256. I JUST WANT

1257. TO KNOW,

1258. ARE YOU INTO HIM

1259. AS A LESBIAN

1260. OR A MAN?

1261. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL YOURSELF

1262. A TRISEXUAL.

1263. DAMN.

1264. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE

1265. AND YOUR NEED

1266. TO TAKE APART EVERYTHING

1267. AND PROCESS EACH

1268. LITTLE DETAIL?

1269. IF THE DUDE

1270. WANTS TO GIVE UP

1271. HIS WHITE MAN RIGHTS TO BE

1272. A SECOND-CLASS CITIZEN,

1273. THEN HEY, WELCOME TO OUR WORLD.

1274. OKAY, SHE'S GOT A POINT.

1275. I'M SORRY. IT'S TRUE.

1276. CHEERS.

1277. WELCOME TO THE FOLD.

1278. WELCOME.

1279. WELCOME TO THE

1280. HEAVENLY GATES.

1281. FIRST MESSAGE.

1282. BABY?

1283. GOD, I'M REALLY

1284. FLIPPING OUT RIGHT NOW.

1285. SOMETHING HORRIBLE

1286. JUST HAPPENED.

1287. I JUST...

1288. I REALLY NEED

1289. TO TALK TO YOU.

1290. HI.

1291. IT'S BETTE & TINA'S.

1292. LEAVE A MESSAGE

1293. AFTER THE BEEP.

1294. THE MAILBOX

1295. YOU ARE TRYING TO ACCESS

1296. IS FULL.

1297. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

1298. YEAH, HI, ROGER.

1299. YEAH, IT'S ME, BETTE.

1300. DID KIT SAY

1301. WHAT THE EMERGENCY WAS?

1302. HOW LONG AGO DID TINA CALL?

1303. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANKS.

1304. I NEED TO GO TO

1305. THE SOHO GRAND.

1306. I CAN'T SLEEP.

1307. ME NEITHER.

1308. EVERYONE ELSE CAN.

1309. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1310. NO, DON'T.

1311. STOP. WE CAN'T.

1312. WHO SAYS?

1313. I'M FINDING THIS SEXY.

1314. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

1315. WE HAVE TO BE

1316. REALLY QUIET.

1317. SHIT. SHIT.

1318. GOD, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

1319. YOU MISSED YOUR LEFT TURN.

1320. MAKE A U-TURN AT THE LIGHT.

1321. DON'T LISTEN

1322. TO THAT BITCH.

1323. JUST GO STRAIGHT.

1324. ARE YOU SURE?

1325. HOW ARE YOU

1326. FEELING, MALCOLM?

1327. I WISH I WAS TIM.

1328. HE'S SUCH

1329. A LUCKY GUY,

1330. GETTING ALL THOSE

1331. GIFTS FROM YOU.

1332. IF ONLY YOU KNEW,

1333. MALCOLM.

1334. HELLO, THIS IS BETTE PORTER.

1335. OH, PEGGY.

1336. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN...

1337. I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU.

1338. WELL, SOMETHING HAS COME UP,

1339. AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE

1340. TO MAKE IT

1341. TO YOUR DINNER TONIGHT.

1342. I'M SORRY.

1343. NO, I'M ON MY WAY

1344. TO LOS ANGELES RIGHT NOW.

1345. I KNOW YOU DID.

1346. I'M REALLY...

1347. I'M VERY, VERY SORRY.

1348. MY...

1349. MY, UH, PARTNER AND I

1350. ARE HAVING A BABY,

1351. AND SHE'S 11 WEEKS PREGNANT,

1352. AND I'M JUST WORRIED

1353. THAT SOMETHING

1354. MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED TO HER.

1355. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

1356. I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.

1357. HI.

1358. IT'S BETTE & TINA'S.

1359. LEAVE A MESSAGE

1360. AFTER THE BEEP.

1361. THE MAILBOX

1362. YOU ARE TRYING TO ACCESS

1363. IS FULL.

1364. PLEASE TRY AGAIN

1365. LATER.

1366. IT COULD BE HER.

1367. TINA? MARCUS.

1368. TINA, I'M SO SORRY.

1369. I HAD NO IDEA

1370. LEI LENG WOULD BE SO UPSET.

1371. I SHOULD HAVE JUST WAITED

1372. AND CALLED YOU.

1373. WELL, SHE'S

1374. CALMED DOWN NOW,

1375. BUT I TOLD HER

1376. NOT TO PHONE YOU AGAIN.

1377. PROMISE.

1378. AND I TRIED

1379. TO CALL YOU,

1380. BUT YOUR VOICE MAILBOX

1381. IS FULL.

1382. OH, SHIT. YEAH.

1383. OKAY.

1384. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

1385. TAKE CARE. BYE-BYE.

1386. I'M SO GLAD

1387. YOU DROPPED BY.

1388. THANKS.

1389. OH, GOD.

1390. OH, SHIT.

1391. THE PHONE'S STILL UNPLUGGED.

1392. THIS IS LEI LENG—

1393. LISTEN, LADY—

1394. IF YOU THINK—

1395. THIS IS LEI LENG—

1396. I WON'T BE IGNORED—

1397. WHAT A PSYCHO.

1398. END OF MESSAGES.

1399. BETTE DIDN'T CALL...

1400. HI. THIS IS BETTE.

1401. YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR ME

1402. HERE,

1403. OR TRY ME AT THE C.A.C.

1404. AND HER CELL PHONE'S

1405. NOT ANSWERING.

1406. CALL HER HOTEL.

1407. OH.

1408. BETTE PORTER, PLEASE.

1409. WHAT?

1410. ARE YOU SURE?

1411. UM...

1412. OKAY.

1413. SHE CHECKED OUT.

1414. THAT'S SO WEIRD.

1415. WHERE'S SHE GOING TO GO?

1416. I MEAN,

1417. SHE HAD TO SLEEP SOMEWHERE.

1418. NO, NO, NO.

1419. I'M SURE IT'S FINE.

1420. YOU KNOW,

1421. SHE'S GOT A MILLION

1422. THINGS, AND...

1423. YOU KNOW,

1424. MAYBE SHE DIDN'T

1425. LIKE THE SHEETS

1426. AT THE HOTEL

1427. OR SOMETHING,

1428. RIGHT?

1429. YEAH. THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

1430. IT'S NOTHING.

1431. YAY!

1432. MAMA'S HOME!

1433. ARE YOU OKAY?

1434. YEAH.

1435. IS THE BABY OKAY?

1436. YEAH, THE BABY'S FINE.

1437. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

1438. WHAT HAPPENED?

1439. I WAS SO WORRIED.

1440. YOU LEFT ALL

1441. THESE MESSAGES,

1442. AND THEN I COULDN'T

1443. REACH YOU.

1444. SO YOU GOT ON A PLANE

1445. AND YOU FLEW ALL THE WAY HOME?

1446. I WAS WORRIED.

1447. SO WHAT HAPPENED?

1448. THERE WAS THIS

1449. CRAZY WOMAN,

1450. AND...

1451. MARCUS ALLENWOOD'S

1452. GIRLFRIEND.

1453. SHE WAS AT THE

1454. CHINESE HERBALIST,

1455. AND SHE COMPLETELY

1456. FREAKED OUT ON ME,

1457. AND...

1458. I COULDN'T

1459. HANDLE IT.

1460. I CAME HOME

1461. ALL THE WAY FROM NEW YORK.

1462. I'M SO SORRY.

1463. I'M SORRY.

1464. BETTE, SO, HOW

1465. WAS NEW YORK?

1466. IT WAS, UM...

1467. IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

1468. I MEAN, IT SEEMED

1469. LIKE ALL OF NEW YORK

1470. KNEW THE STORY

1471. ABOUT HOW I GRABBED

1472. PROVOCATIONS

1473. OUT FROM UNDER

1474. MOCA'S NOSE.

1475. I WAS, LIKE,

1476. KIND OF A STAR.

1477. YOU KNOW, PEGGY PEABODY

1478. WAS THROWING A DINNER PARTY

1479. FOR ME TONIGHT,

1480. IN MY HONOR,

1481. AND I WAS CULTIVATING

1482. THIS MAJOR, MAJOR DONOR

1483. THAT I WAS

1484. HOPING TO GET

1485. ON MY BOARD

1486. OF DIRECTORS.

1487. OH, AND NOW

1488. YOU'RE NOT GOING

1489. TO BE THERE.

1490. IT MUST BE

1491. THE HORMONES.

1492. I'M JUST...

1493. I'M JUST RELIEVED

1494. EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

1495. THAT'S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.

1496. I'M SORRY.

1497. I'M OFFERING THESE GIFTS—

1498. RARE GIFTS.

1499. I KNOW

1500. THAT THEY DON'T AMOUNT TO MUCH

1501. IN THE FACE

1502. OF WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME.

1503. I'VE HEARD THESE ORGANS

1504. CAN'T SURVIVE

1505. OUTSIDE OF THE BODY

1506. FOR MORE THAN A FEW HOURS,

1507. BUT I'LL TRY TO GET THERE

1508. AS SOON AS I CAN.

1509. WHATEVER HAPPENS,

1510. IT WILL BE ON ME,

1511. ON MY HEART.