The L Word 1x5

1. OW.

2. HEY, HELEN.

3. STACY NEVER CAME HOME.

4. YOU GOT A WILD ONE

5. ON YOUR HANDS, HELEN.

6. YOU KNEW THAT GOING IN.

7. YOU DIDN'T RUN INTO HER

8. AT THE BOILER ROOM?

9. NO.

10. I NEVER SAW HER TONIGHT.

11. WHAT'S THAT?

12. OH, I PICKED IT UP

13. AT THAT ESTATE AUCTION.

14. I THINK

15. IT'S A JAMA-COAQUE

16. FROM ECUADOR,

17. ABOUT 500 A.D.

18. SOME MINOR DEMON, LIKE ABRAXAS

19. OR FORCAS

20. OR SOMETHING.

21. WHATEVER.

22. LISTEN, DON'T STRESS OUT

23. ABOUT STACY.

24. YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.

25. SHE PROBABLY WENT

26. TO ANOTHER PARTY

27. AND IS PASSED OUT

28. ON SOMEONE'S COUCH.

29. WELL, WHAT IF SOMETHING

30. HAPPENED TO HER?

31. I'M SURE SHE'S FINE.

32. I'M WAITING A FEW MORE HOURS,

33. THEN I'M GOING TO THE POLICE.

34. WHO WAS THAT?

35. YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

36. HEY.

37. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

38. I LIVE HERE,

39. LAST TIME I CHECKED.

40. I THOUGHT

41. THAT YOU HAD PRACTICE.

42. RANDY'S TAKING

43. THE PRACTICE.

44. I'M TRYING TO MAP OUT

45. A STUDY SCHEDULE FOR TRISH.

46. IF SHE DOESN'T

47. PASS PHYSICS,

48. SHE CAN'T COMPETE

49. IN THE PAC-10s NEXT MONTH, SO...

50. WOW.

51. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

52. REALLY?

53. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

54. I'M... I'M JUST...

55. GOING TO THE PLANET,

56. AND I'M GOING

57. TO GO WRITE.

58. I NEED A CHANGE

59. OF ENVIRONMENT,

60. SO...

61. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

62. YOU KNOW WHAT?

63. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

64. I'M GOING TO COME WITH YOU.

65. I GOT TO GET

66. OUT OF THE HOUSE.

67. IT'S NOTHING

68. TO BE ASHAMED OF.

69. IT HAPPENS, DANA.

70. IT'S NEVER

71. HAPPENED TO ME.

72. IT'S A PERFECTLY

73. NATURAL THING.

74. IT DOESN'T CHANGE

75. THE WAY I FEEL

76. ABOUT YOU

77. OR HOW MUCH PLEASURE

78. YOU GAVE ME.

79. UGH. WHAT IS THAT?

80. SANDWICH.

81. WANT SOME?

82. PASS.

83. BYE, HON...

84. OH, THAT IS

85. DISGUSTING.

86. BYE, BABE.

87. BYE.

88. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

89. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN BUY

90. THESE THINGS IN BULK.

91. IT'S SO WEIRD.

92. OH, MY GOD, I'D HAVE SO MUCH

93. MORE RESPECT FOR THAT BOX

94. IF IT HAD

95. SOME MORE HONEST PICTURES,

96. LIKE SOME SOBBING,

97. INFERTILE WOMAN

98. WITH A NEGATIVE

99. TEST STICK IN HER HAND.

100. YEAH, AND ON

101. THE OTHER SIDE,

102. IT COULD HAVE

103. A TEENAGE GIRL

104. WITH A POSITIVE ONE,

105. ABOUT TO HANG HERSELF.

106. YEAH.

107. IT'D BE GOOD.

108. HOW DO YOU NOT

109. PEE ON YOUR HAND?

110. YOU JUST AIM

111. BELOW THE CLIT.

112. OH, REALLY?

113. YEAH.

114. WHERE DID YOU THINK

115. PEE CAME OUT OF?

116. I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S A LOT

117. GOING ON DOWN THERE.

118. THIS IS MY 10th

119. EARLY PREGNANCY TEST.

120. IN HIGH SCHOOL,

121. I USED TO THINK YOU

122. COULD GET PREGNANT

123. BY GIVING A GUY A BLOW JOB.

124. I USED TO THINK YOU

125. COULD GET PREGNANT

126. THROUGH YOUR PANTS.

127. OR BY TOUCHING THE HANDLE

128. OF THE BOYS' BATHROOM.

129. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT

130. TO GO BACK TO MEN?

131. I'M POSITIVE.

132. I'VE HAD ENOUGH DRAMA

133. AND MIND FUCKS,

134. AND WOMEN ARE

135. FUCKING CRAZY.

136. YEAH, AND MEN

137. ARE BORING.

138. YEAH, WELL, BRING IT ON,

139. BECAUSE I COULD USE

140. A LITTLE NICE,

141. UNCOMPLICATED,

142. BORING BOY-GIRL SEX

143. MASQUERADING AS LOVE.

144. THAT'S FINE WITH ME.

145. JEN?

146. TIM?

147. YOU ALL RIGHT?

148. YEAH.

149. I'M GOOD.

150. YOU SURE?

151. YEAH.

152. YEAH, HEY.

153. I HATE THESE

154. UNISEX BATHROOMS.

155. YOU KNOW?

156. IT'S SHOCKING TO

157. HEAR A MAN'S VOICE,

158. AND THEY PEE

159. EVERYWHERE.

160. IT'S JUST...

161. COMPLETELY GROSS.

162. I'LL TRY TO BE

163. CONSIDERATE.

164. YOU KNOW WHAT?

165. IT MAKES ME SICK

166. WHAT THIS ADMINISTRATION'S DOING

167. TO OUR ENVIRONMENT.

168. OH, MY GOD.

169. OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.

170. TINA, IT'S POSITIVE.

171. WHAT?

172. OH, MY...

173. OH, MY GOD!

174. I'M PREGNANT.

175. YOU DID IT!

176. OH, MY GOD!

177. I'M PREGNANT.

178. OH, MY...

179. YOU DID IT.

180. OH, MY GOD.

181. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

182. OH, MY GOD.

183. LOOK, I'M A CLICHE.

184. I'M SITTING HERE

185. STUFFING MY FACE.

186. HEY, GUYS.

187. OH, GOD, IT'S KIT.

188. KIT, COME HERE, COME HERE.

189. TINA'S PREGNANT.

190. WE JUST FOUND OUT

191. JUST THIS SECOND.

192. LOOK.

193. WOW.

194. OH, WOW.

195. OH.

196. OH, I'M SO HAPPY

197. FOR YOU.

198. THIS IS GREAT.

199. OH, THIS IS GREAT.

200. DOES BETTE KNOW?

201. JEN, I HAVE TO RUN

202. THESE STUDY PLANS OVER TO TRISH.

203. OKAY. THAT'S FINE.

204. HELLO?

205. OH, HEY.

206. NO. NO, SHE

207. DIDN'T MENTION THAT.

208. REALLY? YEAH.

209. YEAH, WELL, ANYWAY,

210. YOU PROBABLY WANT

211. TO TALK TO JENNY.

212. THE GREAT

213. NICK BARASHKOV.

214. YOU SURE

215. YOU WANT THIS?

216. SHUT UP.

217. HELLO?

218. HI. HOW ARE YOU?

219. GUESS WHAT.

220. I KILLED SARAH SHUSTER.

221. YOU PROMISE?

222. WELL, YOU KNOW

223. I PROMISE.

224. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

225. YES, I PROMISE.

226. I WON'T TELL BETTE WE KNEW

227. BEFORE SHE KNEW.

228. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE

229. TO BE SO GOOD.

230. YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE FUN.

231. UH-UH.

232. I KNOW.

233. NO RED MEAT, NO ADDITIVES,

234. NO MARGARITAS,

235. WINE, BEER,

236. AND NO XANAX,

237. NO MATTER

238. HOW STRESSED OUT I GET.

239. NO MORE SMACK,

240. NO MORE CRACK,

241. AND NO MORE BLOW.

242. I'M GOING TO DO

243. EVERYTHING RIGHT.

244. I'M GOING TO BE

245. AS TOGETHER ABOUT THIS

246. AS BETTE IS

247. HER WORK.

248. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FAMILY.

249. UH-HUH.

250. OH, MY GOD.

251. WELL, I HAVE TO GO,

252. SO I'LL TALK TO YOU

253. LATER.

254. LIPS ARE SEALED.

255. PROMISE.

256. TINA,

257. THE REASON WHY I CAME

258. IS BETTE TOLD ME

259. THERE WAS A LETTER

260. HERE FOR ME.

261. OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

262. I'M SORRY.

263. IT'S FROM DAVID.

264. YOU OKAY?

265. WOW.

266. UH, YEAH.

267. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM

268. IN FIVE YEARS.

269. OKAY.

270. YOU AND BETTE

271. ARE GOING TO BE

272. GREAT PARENTS.

273. THANKS, BABY.

274. NOW, GO ON.

275. YOU GO CALL HER

276. BEFORE YOU EXPLODE.

277. I'M OUT OF HERE.

278. I WAS COMPLETELY

279. DONE WITH HER,

280. SO I JUST DECIDED

281. SHE NEEDED TO GO.

282. OH, NICK, OF COURSE

283. I VALUE YOUR OPINION.

284. YOU WERE THE FIRST.

285. YOU ARE?

286. OKAY.

287. YES, I WOULD LOVE TO.

288. I WOULD ABSO-ABSO-ABSOLUTELY

289. LOVE TO.

290. YOU HAVE A TAN?

291. OH, MY GOD,

292. DO YOU STILL...

293. DO YOU LOOK LIKE

294. GEORGE HAMILTON?

295. I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERNS.

296. THE BILL VIOLA

297. WENT TO SEATTLE.

298. HE CAN MAYBE DO 2005...

299. AND TINA'S STILL ON LINE THREE.

300. YES.

301. GREAT TALKING TO YOU TOO.

302. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. BYE.

303. BABY, I CANNOT TALK RIGHT NOW.

304. OKAY, OKAY.

305. I'LL MAKE IT REALLY QUICK.

306. JUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL COME

307. HOME FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

308. I'M COOKING.

309. THAT'S GOING TO BE

310. A TOUGH ONE TO SWING.

311. PLEASE? IT'S

312. REALLY IMPORTANT.

313. I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

314. I'LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER.

315. THE ONLY WAY YOU

316. CAN MAKE IT BETTER

317. IS IF YOU COME UP WITH A SHOW

318. FOR MY BIG, GAPING, SPRING SLOT.

319. SHELDON TOMLIN'S ON TWO.

320. FUCK SHELDON TOMLIN.

321. BABY, I CAN'T

322. TALK RIGHT NOW.

323. I WILL TRY TONIGHT.

324. THAT IS THE BEST

325. I CAN DO, OKAY?

326. OKAY. TRY.

327. OKAY. BYE.

328. SHELDON!

329. THANK YOU SO MUCH

330. FOR CALLING ME BACK.

331. NO, IT'S TRUE.

332. WELL, YOU KNOW,

333. MOCA'S A BIG INSTITUTION.

334. IT'S HARD TO COMPETE.

335. LOOK, UM, THE REASON

336. THAT I WAS CALLING YOU...

337. WELL, WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR

338. IS THE SOUND

339. OF ME EATING MY WORDS.

340. SHELDON,

341. I WOULD LIKE TO BOOK

342. IMPRESSIONS IN WINTER,

343. AND I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T

344. HOLD IT AGAINST ME THAT—

345. FRANKLIN DIDN'T

346. TELL ME ANYTHING.

347. THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.

348. NO, THE C.A.C.

349. IS NOT IN TURMOIL—

350. NO, OF COURSE.

351. YOU KNOW, AND NOTHING PERSONAL

352. ON MY PART, EITHER.

353. OKAY. BYE.

354. FRANKLIN,

355. HEADING THIS WAY.

356. GOD DAMN IT.

357. DOES IT EVER FUCKING STOP?

358. IS SHE IN?

359. UH, NO. NOT YET.

360. I SEE.

361. WILL YOU TELL HER

362. THAT THE BOARD

363. IS CONVENING FOR

364. AN UNSCHEDULED MEETING

365. TOMORROW EVENING?

366. AND SHE WOULD BE

367. WELL ADVISED

368. TO ATTEND.

369. FRANKLIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

370. TALKING TO MY DOOR?

371. I'M OFF TO

372. MY BERNARD RIDDLE MEETING.

373. HE'S GOT HALF A BILLION DOLLARS

374. HE WANTS TO LAY

375. ON SOME MUSEUM

376. SOMEWHERE IN LOS ANGELES

377. THAT'S DOING ANYTHING

378. REMOTELY PROGRESSIVE.

379. BERNARD RIDDLE

380. IS WAY OUT OF

381. YOUR LEAGUE, DEAR.

382. HE MAY BE OUT OF

383. THE C.A.C.'S LEAGUE, FRANKLIN,

384. BUT HE'S CERTAINLY

385. NOT OUT OF MINE.

386. OKAY, YOU GUYS,

387. I JUST SAW THE CUTEST GUY

388. I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

389. WHAT?

390. I DON'T WANT

391. TO TALK ABOUT IT.

392. YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK

393. ABOUT WHAT?

394. DID SOMETHING HAPPEN

395. WITH YOU AND LARA?

396. NO, I'M JUST NEVER

397. HAVING SEX AGAIN, THAT'S ALL.

398. EASY, DANA.

399. COME ON.

400. I'VE NEVER BEEN

401. MORE HUMILIATED

402. OR EMBARRASSED

403. OR ASHAMED

404. OF ANYTHING

405. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

406. WHAT, DID SHE TIE YOU UP

407. AND LEAVE YOU?

408. NO, NOTHING

409. LIKE THAT.

410. OKAY, OKAY.

411. I HAVE A FRIEND,

412. SHE WENT DOWN ON A GIRL,

413. SHE WAS DOWN THERE,

414. AND SHE SNEEZED.

415. IS THAT IT?

416. GROSS.

417. IT WASN'T ME.

418. IT WAS A FRIEND.

419. SO WHAT?

420. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

421. GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME.

422. DID YOU QUEEF?

423. DID I...

424. SEE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW

425. WHAT THAT IS.

426. IS THAT...

427. OKAY, IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?

428. SHE FEMALE EJACULATED.

429. WELL, MISS DANA.

430. WOW, THIS LARA MUST BE

431. A KILLER IN BED, HUH?

432. YEAH...

433. YEAH, YEAH. SHE...

434. THAT'S A GOOD THING?

435. DANA, WOMEN STRIVE FOR THIS.

436. THEY READ BOOKS ABOUT THE

437. G-SPOT, THEY GO TO WORKSHOPS.

438. OH, MY GOD, YOU SHOULD BE

439. TOTALLY AND UTTERLY ECSTATIC.

440. OH, MY GOD,

441. THERE HE IS.

442. TELL ME HE'S NOT THE CUTEST GUY

443. YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

444. OH, LIS.

445. HEY.

446. HOW YOU DOING?

447. HOW ARE YOU?

448. UM...

449. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.

450. THIS IS ALICE,

451. AND THIS IS DANA.

452. GUYS, THIS IS LISA.

453. HI.

454. LIS—

455. THAT'S LISA.

456. OH, SHIT.

457. OH, GOD,

458. IT'S MY MOTHER.

459. EXCUSE ME.

460. HELLO, MOTHER.

461. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

462. YOU'RE IN L.A.?

463. WHERE ARE YOU?

464. WHO IS THAT?

465. UH-UH. FORGET IT, MAN.

466. YOU SURE?

467. YEAH, SHE...

468. WELL, SHE DOESN'T WANT

469. TO BE A LESBIAN ANYMORE.

470. SINCE WHEN?

471. WELL, SHE WAS DATING

472. ONE OF THOSE

473. HOT-AND-COLD CHICKS,

474. AND, WELL,

475. SHE GOT HER HEART

476. COMPLETELY BUSTED.

477. NO! I...

478. OKAY.

479. I CAN'T COME,

480. BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO...

481. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK

482. IN, LIKE,

483. A HALF AN HOUR.

484. THAT'S A SHAME...

485. YEAH.

486. BUT IT'S NO REASON

487. TO SWEAR OFF BEING A LESBIAN.

488. I AGREE.

489. MAYBE I CAN CHANGE HER MIND.

490. WAIT, I'M SORRY.

491. I DON'T KNOW

492. IF YOU'VE NOTICED,

493. BUT YOU'RE A GUY.

494. LISA'S A LESBIAN.

495. I'M A LESBIAN-IDENTIFIED MAN.

496. I KNOW.

497. OKAY, WELL,

498. MY MOM'S AT THE PLAZA.

499. THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT

500. OF MISUNDERSTANDING,

501. AND SHE'S BEEN HERE

502. FOR FIVE FUCKING DAYS.

503. WELL, TELL HER I SAID HI.

504. OH, HEY, IS SHE STILL

505. WITH THAT STUNT GUY?

506. ASK HER.

507. BYE, ALICE.

508. BYE. BYE, UH,

509. IT'S... MY MOM...

510. HEY, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

511. OKAY, GUYS.

512. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

513. BYE, AL.

514. BYE, AL.

515. SWEETIE...

516. I WAS PLANNING ON

517. CALLING YOU TOMORROW.

518. OH, IT'S BEEN

519. SO CRAZY.

520. I'M HERE FOR THE NEW

521. GERARD LICHTMAN FILM,

522. AND HE'S JUST BEEN

523. SO DEMANDING

524. OF MY TIME.

525. DID YOU KNOW HE HAS

526. FIVE STANDARD POODLES?

527. GERARD LICHTMAN?

528. WOW. REALLY?

529. YEAH.

530. OF COURSE, THEY HAVEN'T SET UP

531. THEIR PRODUCTION OFFICES YET.

532. THE FINANCING IS COMING

533. FROM SOME AUSTRALIAN

534. BEER CONGLOMERATE,

535. SO I'M COVERING

536. THE HOTEL MYSELF, WHICH IS FINE,

537. EXCEPT THAT I'M HAVING A SLIGHT

538. CASH FLOW PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT,

539. AND THIS MANAGER

540. IS BEING A TOTAL DICK.

541. EXCUSE ME.

542. I'M A HUGE FAN

543. OF DYNASTY.

544. I LOVED YOU AS ALEXIS.

545. THANK YOU.

546. ACTUALLY,

547. I WAS BLAIR IN EMPIRE FALLS.

548. MORON.

549. MOM...

550. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK,

551. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?

552. OH, ALICE,

553. PLEASE, CAN'T YOU

554. TALK TO HIM FOR ME?

555. HE'S EXHAUSTED ME.

556. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

557. STAY HERE.

558. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

559. SO ALL HER CREDIT CARDS

560. WERE DECLINED?

561. I'M AFRAID SO.

562. WE HAVE TO COLLECT.

563. SHE'S OVER OUR LIMIT.

564. RIGHT, BUT SHE'LL HAVE IT

565. IN, LIKE, A DAY OR TWO.

566. SHE'S HERE TO BE

567. IN A GERARD LICHTMAN FILM. SO...

568. REALLY?

569. YEAH.

570. I LOVED BLAUNACHT.

571. IT SHOULD'VE WON THE OSCAR

572. FOR BEST FOREIGN FILM.

573. RIGHT, AND YOU KNOW,

574. SOMETIMES THEY START PAYROLL

575. AFTER PRODUCTION'S STARTED,

576. AND I'M SURE YOU GUYS

577. DEAL WITH CELEBRITIES

578. ALL THE TIME, SO...

579. I KNOW, BUT, UH...

580. SHE'S AT OUR LIMIT.

581. RIGHT.

582. OKAY, I MEAN,

583. I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS.

584. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

585. SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?

586. WELL,

587. I HAVE A PRINTOUT OF THE BILL.

588. OKAY.

589. THE TOTAL COMES TO $5,968.42.

590. I'M SORRY, YOU SAID—

591. 5,968.42.

592. DOLLARS?

593. WILL THAT BE CASH

594. OR CREDIT CARD?

595. I'M SORRY,

596. HOW COULD ANYBODY

597. SPEND $5,000

598. ON A HOTEL ROOM?

599. WELL, THE SUITE

600. IS $950 A NIGHT...

601. SHE WAS HERE

602. FOR FIVE DAYS,

603. THERE WAS ROOM SERVICE,

604. AND I BELIEVE

605. SHE MADE A FEW PHONE CALLS.

606. RIGHT.

607. OH, MOTHER.

608. WELL, OBVIOUSLY,

609. I'M GOOD FOR THE MONEY.

610. I'M NOT SOME SORT

611. OF CON ARTIST.

612. AS SOON AS THIS JOB

613. COMES THROUGH,

614. JUST SEND ME THE BILL.

615. YOU COULD ALWAYS

616. HOCK THOSE PANTS.

617. AREN'T THEY GREAT?

618. ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?

619. [ SPORTS SHOW

620. PLAYING ON TELEVISION ]

621. SO, UH...

622. NICK IS IN TOWN, HUH?

623. MM-HMM.

624. HMM.

625. IT'S THE MLA

626. CONVENTION.

627. I TOLD HIM THAT WE

628. WERE GETTING MARRIED,

629. AND YOU KNOW

630. WHAT HE SAID?

631. "CONGRATULATIONS."

632. REALLY?

633. YOU KNOW WHAT?

634. NICK BARASHKOV

635. IS, LIKE, THIS

636. PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE

637. WHO MILKS HIS MINOR

638. LITERARY STATURE

639. BY FUCKING THESE

640. IMPRESSIONABLE

641. YOUNG UNDERGRADS.

642. OKAY?

643. YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME

644. SOME MORE CREDIT.

645. PLEASE?

646. YOU KNOW THE MEN'S

647. SLALOM'S ON.

648. I'VE BEEN WAITING

649. ALL NIGHT FOR THIS.

650. OH, I'M SORRY.

651. OH.

652. YEAH, OKAY.

653. COME ON.

654. WHERE ARE YOU?

655. I'M RIGHT...

656. I'M RIGHT HERE.

657. YOU LOOKED

658. LIKE YOU WERE SOMEPLACE ELSE.

659. NO, NO.

660. I'M RIGHT HERE.

661. REALLY?

662. YEAH. COME HERE.

663. IT'S OKAY.

664. I AM FUCKING DYING OUT THERE.

665. THESE PHILISTINES

666. ARE JUST BREAKING MY...

667. NO. TINA...

668. YOU INVITED SOMEONE TO DINNER?

669. I'VE HAD THE WORST FUCKING DAY.

670. THE LAST THING ON EARTH

671. I WANT TO DO

672. IS TO HAVE TO MAKE CON...

673. I LOVE YOU.

674. I LOVE YOU.

675. I LOVE YOU.

676. I LOVE YOU.

677. I LOVE YOU.

678. I LOVE YOU.

679. I CALLED DR. WILSON,

680. AND SHE SAID

681. WE SHOULD COME IN TOMORROW

682. FOR AN ULTRASOUND,

683. JUST TO CONFIRM THE RESULTS.

684. I'M SORRY

685. I WAS SUCH AN ASSHOLE.

686. I'M SORRY YOU HAD

687. SUCH A BAD DAY.

688. I'M SURE EVERYTHING

689. IS GOING TO BE OKAY.

690. SURE IT WILL.

691. YEAH.

692. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.

693. WE ARE.

694. WE ARE.

695. OH, I LOVE YOU.

696. I LOVE YOU TOO.

697. I TELL YOU, YOU'RE

698. GOOD WITH YOUR MAMA,

699. YOU'RE GOOD ALL OVER.

700. AI, AI, AI.

701. ALL RIGHT.

702. JUST GIVE ME

703. A TRIPLE SHOT.

704. YOU GUYS,

705. MY MOTHER'S LIVING WITH ME

706. UNTIL HER JOB STARTS,

707. AND IT'S NOT FUN.

708. WOW.

709. WHAT'S WITH MOPEY-PANTS?

710. WHAT IS IT, DANA?

711. ARE YOU HAVING EMBARRASSING

712. MULTIPLE ORGASMS NOW?

713. NO.

714. IT'S JUST

715. LARA HASN'T CALLED ME,

716. AND IT'S BEEN,

717. LIKE...

718. IT'S BEEN 21 HOURS.

719. WELL, HOW DID YOU LEAVE IT?

720. I LEFT

721. WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

722. FROM YOUR OWN APARTMENT?

723. I WAS REALLY

724. EMBARRASSED, ALICE.

725. JAMES, I REALLY DON'T THINK

726. THEY'RE GOING TO DO THAT.

727. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,

728. AND IF THEY DO,

729. I'LL JUST MAKE

730. A BUNCH OF PHONE CALLS

731. AND GIVE YOU AN AMAZING

732. RECOMMENDATION, OKAY?

733. I LIKE YOUR SCARF.

734. THIS IS FOR

735. THE BABY.

736. I MADE IT JUST FOR YOU.

737. CONGRATULATIONS.

738. I'VE GOT TO GO.

739. ALL RIGHT, I KNOW, OKAY?

740. I WAS EXCITED, AND...

741. CONGRATULATIONS.

742. SERIOUSLY, GUYS,

743. IT'S SO AMAZING.

744. CONGRATS.

745. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

746. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

747. WHY IS EVERYBODY

748. CONGRATULATING

749. YOU GUYS?

750. TINA'S HAVING A BABY.

751. THEY'RE PREGNANT.

752. OH, MY GOD.

753. CONGRATULATIONS.

754. WOW.

755. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW

756. THESE THINGS?

757. THAT'S OKAY, DANA.

758. I WAS SECOND TO LAST.

759. CHECK IT OUT.

760. THIS IS WHERE

761. YOU TAKE THE FLOWER.

762. COME HERE.

763. I'M SORRY.

764. GOD.

765. SO FUCKING CUTE.

766. YUCK.

767. YEAH, WELL, YOU COULD HAVE

768. WAITED UNTIL SHE LEFT

769. TO DO THE

770. PREGNANCY TEST,

771. OR MAYBE YOU WANT ALICE

772. TO BE YOUR LAMAZE PARTNER, TOO.

773. IN FACT, YOU KNOW, REALLY,

774. I'M SURPRISED

775. THAT YOU DIDN'T INVITE HER

776. TO COME WITH US

777. FOR THE ULTRASOUND.

778. I'M SORRY.

779. LOOK, I KNOW HOW

780. STRESSED YOU ARE.

781. I'M TRYING

782. TO LEAVE YOU ALONE,

783. BUT SOMETIMES

784. I NEED SOMEONE

785. TO SHARE

786. A MOMENT WITH.

787. IS THAT REALLY

788. SO WRONG?

789. NO...

790. IT'S SAD.

791. ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

792. LET'S KEEP IT MOVING.

793. I'M SO SORRY. I HAD TO BEG DURST

794. TO MAKE UP MY PHYSICS EXAM—

795. TURN RIGHT BACK AROUND, TRISH.

796. YOU DON'T COME TO PRACTICE

797. ON TIME,

798. DON'T BOTHER COMING.

799. BUT, TIM—

800. WHAT?

801. YOU'RE A GROWN-UP, RIGHT?

802. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

803. SOME RESPONSIBILITY?

804. ALL THESE WOMEN

805. ARE IN THE WATER ALREADY.

806. GO ON.

807. TIM, WHAT THE HELL

808. ARE YOU DOING?

809. GET HER

810. IN THE WATER, NOW.

811. RANDY, SHE'S

812. FUCKING UP.

813. WE CAN'T JUST LET HER

814. SET HER OWN SCHEDULE—

815. TRISH!

816. GET BACK HERE!

817. GO GET HER.

818. TRISH...

819. WHAT?

820. IS THAT WHAT YOU CALLED

821. TO TELL ME?

822. I CAN'T HEAR THAT

823. RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

824. ARE YOU READY?

825. YEAH.

826. BYE.

827. SO WE'LL JUST APPLY

828. A LITTLE BIT

829. OF LUBRICANT HERE...

830. AND HERE WE GO.

831. YOU COMFORTABLE?

832. ALL RIGHT.

833. SO THERE'S YOUR

834. LEFT OVARY,

835. AND THAT LOOKS

836. LIKE IT WOULD HAVE

837. BEEN A FOLLICLE,

838. AND THERE—

839. YOU SEE THAT

840. LITTLE HEARTBEAT?

841. IS THAT OUR BABY?

842. THAT'S YOUR BABY.

843. OH, MY GOD.

844. OH, MY GOD.

845. OH, MY GOD.

846. LEFT ON THIRD.

847. GERARD IS INSISTING

848. ON SPENDING THE ENTIRE

849. AFTERNOON WITH ME.

850. LAST TIME I SAW HIM,

851. MY GOD,

852. WE TALKED

853. ABOUT EVERYTHING.

854. FILMS

855. THAT INSPIRED HIM

856. AS A CHILD IN BERLIN,

857. MY DIVORCE...

858. IT WAS AS IF

859. WE'D KNOWN EACH OTHER

860. FOR YEARS.

861. LEFT! LEFT!

862. MOM!

863. I'VE LIVED IN THIS

864. CITY MY WHOLE LIFE.

865. I KNOW HOW

866. TO GET TO PICO.

867. GOD.

868. WE WOULDN'T

869. HAVE BEEN LATE

870. IF YOU HADN'T SPENT 50 MINUTES

871. IN THE BATHROOM.

872. DO I LOOK OKAY?

873. YOU LOOK GOOD.

874. YOU LOOK GREAT.

875. YOU DO.

876. YOU REALLY DO.

877. YOU COULD TAKE

878. A LITTLE MORE TIME

879. WITH YOUR FACE, YOU KNOW.

880. YOU MIGHT HAVE

881. A GIRLFRIEND BY NOW.

882. FUCKING FUCKER!

883. ASSHOLE!

884. GOD!

885. JESUS!

886. KNOCK 'EM DEAD, MOM.

887. DON'T WORRY SO MUCH.

888. YOU'RE GETTING

889. THIS BIG WRINKLE.

890. YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK

891. LIKE ERNEST BORGNINE.

892. [ VARIOUS VOICEOVERS

893. AND SOUND EFFECTS ]

894. SIGN IN AT

895. THE FRONT DESK.

896. THEY'LL GIVE YOU SIDES.

897. WHAT IS THIS?

898. IT'S AN OPEN CALL

899. FOR THE PART

900. OF MRS. SIMONS,

901. ALIEN ONE, TWO,

902. AND THREE,

903. AND TED'S GRANDMOTHER.

904. CURSE OF THE

905. ROMALIANS,

906. RETURN TO GONDOR,

907. PART TWO?

908. IS THIS

909. A LICHTMAN FILM?

910. GERARD LICHTMAN,

911. THE GERMAN DIRECTOR?

912. THE DIRECTOR

913. IS MATT FREED.

914. HE'S 22, AND HE'S

915. FROM PASADENA.

916. PLUS, HE'S

917. A TOTAL ASSHOLE.

918. EXCUSE ME.

919. HEY, MAN.

920. CAN I TALK TO YOU

921. A SECOND?

922. ABOUT WHAT? TRISH?

923. YEAH, WELL, LOOK,

924. TRISH NEEDS

925. SUPPORT RIGHT NOW.

926. SHE DOESN'T NEED

927. TO BE CHEWED OUT

928. IN FRONT

929. OF THE WHOLE TEAM.

930. YEAH?

931. WELL, I DON'T EITHER.

932. I'M JUST TRYING

933. TO DO MY JOB.

934. YOU'RE RIGHT.

935. LOOK, MAN, I'M SORRY

936. IF I WAS HARSH

937. OUT THERE,

938. BUT THIS

939. IS THE REALITY

940. OF OUR SITUATION.

941. WITHOUT TRISH PEVERELL,

942. WE SHOULDN'T BOTHER

943. SHOWING UP NEXT WEEK...

944. REALLY?

945. AND ON THAT NOTE,

946. I GOT AHOLD

947. OF THE PHYSICS MIDTERM

948. SHE'S GOING TO TAKE ON MONDAY.

949. THERE IS NO WAY I'M JUST TURNING

950. THAT TEST OVER TO TRISH.

951. WOULD YOU RELAX?

952. NO ONE IS TALKING

953. ABOUT CHEATING.

954. I'M TALKING

955. ABOUT GIVING YOU THE TEST

956. SO THAT YOU KNOW

957. HOW TO TUTOR HER.

958. YOU KNOW,

959. WHAT DIRECTION TO LEAD HER IN,

960. THAT'S ALL.

961. COME ON.

962. YOU ARE A TENSE MAN RIGHT NOW,

963. YOU KNOW THAT?

964. LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE

965. GO GET A COUPLE OF BEERS,

966. CHILL OUT A BIT?

967. IT'S ON ME.

968. I CAN'T.

969. WHAT, YOU AND JENNY

970. GOT PLANS?

971. NO, JENNY'S GOING

972. OUT TO DINNER

973. WITH ONE OF HER

974. OLD PROFESSORS.

975. AH. OH.

976. WAIT.

977. NOT THE BLOW JOB ONE?

978. THE ONE SHE WROTE

979. THAT STORY ABOUT?

980. OH, HELL, NO.

981. YOU'RE LETTING

982. YOUR FIANCEE

983. GO OUT WITH A DUDE

984. WHOSE DICK'S

985. BEEN IN HER MOUTH?

986. DON'T FUCKING

987. SAY THAT.

988. I DON'T OWN HER,

989. ALL RIGHT?

990. SHE'S HER OWN WOMAN.

991. NO, SHE'S NOT.

992. NOT SINCE SHE PUT

993. THAT RING ON HER FINGER

994. AND SAID YES.

995. MAN, YOU HAVE GOT

996. TO PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN.

997. NO.

998. THAT WHOLE CAVEMAN THING,

999. IT'S NOT MY STYLE.

1000. THIS AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO

1001. WITH CAVEMAN, ALL RIGHT?

1002. THIS IS ABOUT TRUST,

1003. PURE AND SIMPLE.

1004. YOU DON'T TRUST HER,

1005. YOU DON'T MARRY HER.

1006. I'M SORRY TO SOUND

1007. SO HARSH, MAN,

1008. BUT THOSE ARE THE RULES

1009. OF THE GAME.

1010. I TRUST HER, OKAY?

1011. YEAH.

1012. TALK TO YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT?

1013. HAVE A SEAT.

1014. I'LL FOREGO THE BLINDFOLD.

1015. MS. PORTER, AS I'M SURE

1016. YOU'RE AWARE,

1017. THE POSITION

1018. OF DIRECTOR

1019. OF THIS MUSEUM

1020. INVOLVES MORE THAN MERELY

1021. PULLING COLLECTIONS OUT OF HATS.

1022. IT INVOLVES IMAGE.

1023. IT INVOLVES

1024. RELATIONSHIPS.

1025. OKAY, YOU HAVE

1026. TO TELL ME

1027. WHAT YOU THOUGHT

1028. OF MY STORY.

1029. I'M SO FLATTERED

1030. THAT YOU VALUE MY OPINION.

1031. NICHOLAS, OF COURSE

1032. I VALUE YOUR OPINION.

1033. YOU'RE THE MOST...

1034. BRILLIANT,

1035. WONDERFULLY SMART EDITOR

1036. THAT I'VE EVER HAD.

1037. WHAT DO YOU THINK

1038. OF THE TIE?

1039. I THINK IT'S FUCKING SLEAZY.

1040. EXCELLENT.

1041. WELL, YOUR STORY...

1042. YES.

1043. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW...

1044. I DO.

1045. I THOUGHT WAS UTTER BULLSHIT

1046. FROM BEGINNING TO END.

1047. I MEAN,

1048. BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN.

1049. YOU ALWAYS WRITE EXQUISITELY,

1050. BUT...

1051. "SWANS"?

1052. THEY MATE FOR LIFE.

1053. SURE,

1054. AND THEY HAVE BRAINS

1055. THE SIZE OF PING-PONG BALLS.

1056. I MEAN,

1057. WHERE'S YOUR EDGE, JENNIFER?

1058. WHERE'S YOUR

1059. NIHILISTIC PASSION?

1060. WHERE'S THE GIRL

1061. THAT MASTURBATED IN CHURCH?

1062. SHH.

1063. I MEAN,

1064. "AND HE WOULD HAVE DIED

1065. FOR HER,

1066. AND SHE WOULD HAVE DIED

1067. FOR HIM," WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

1068. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING COMMITMENT,

1069. YOU KNOW?

1070. REALLY?

1071. YES.

1072. BECAUSE IT READS

1073. LIKE SPACKLE.

1074. NOW, I KNOW

1075. YOU'RE MARRYING THE COACH,

1076. BUT IF THIS IS MEANT

1077. AS A WEDDING PRESENT,

1078. THEN KEEP IT

1079. BETWEEN YOU AND HIM,

1080. BECAUSE YOU ARE

1081. MORE COMPLEX THAN THIS.

1082. WHAT DID YOU THINK

1083. JUST THEN?

1084. WHERE DID YOU GO?

1085. NOWHERE.

1086. YOU'RE OBFUSCATING.

1087. NOTHING.

1088. LISTEN, JENNIFER.

1089. COMMITMENT IS DREARY.

1090. IT'S NOT YOUR THING.

1091. YOU HAVE TO DIG DEEPER.

1092. TELL ME SOMETHING INTERESTING.

1093. I'VE BEEN DOING

1094. THESE REALLY TERRIBLE THINGS.

1095. WHERE THE HELL

1096. IS THE DIRECTOR'S

1097. OFFICE?

1098. THIS PLACE

1099. IS LIKE A GODDAMN LABYRINTH.

1100. ANY MOMENT, I EXPECT

1101. TO RUN INTO THE MINOTAUR.

1102. HI. CAN I HELP YOU?

1103. YES, WELL, YOU CERTAINLY LOOK

1104. LIKE A VERY CAPABLE YOUNG MAN,

1105. WHICH IS FORTUNATE,

1106. SINCE I'M RATHER AT YOUR MERCY.

1107. I NEED TO FIND BETTE PORTER

1108. OR XANDRA ROSENMAN.

1109. THEY'RE BOTH

1110. IN A MEETING.

1111. IN THERE? OH, GOOD.

1112. TAKE THEM FOR A MOMENT,

1113. WOULD YOU, PLEASE?

1114. GET THEM SOME WATER.

1115. YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.

1116. THAT'S A BOARD OF DIRECTORS

1117. MEETING, MA'AM.

1118. GET YOUR HAND OFF ME

1119. IF YOU WANT TO GO ON

1120. LIVING AND BREATHING.

1121. PEGGY PEABODY?

1122. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1123. PEGGY?

1124. XANDRA, I GOT YOUR CALL.

1125. WHAT IS THIS

1126. ABOUT FRANKLIN

1127. FIRING BETTE PORTER?

1128. LET ME JUST SAY,

1129. FRANKLIN,

1130. AND ANYONE ELSE

1131. WHO MAY BE INVOLVED

1132. IN THIS LITTLE CABAL,

1133. IF YOU FIRE

1134. BETTE PORTER,

1135. I'LL HAVE TO RECONSIDER

1136. LENDING MY COLLECTION

1137. TO THE C.A.C.

1138. MS. PORTER

1139. IS FAR AND AWAY

1140. THE MOST

1141. QUALIFIED PERSON

1142. IN LOS ANGELES

1143. TO PRESIDE OVER AN EXHIBIT

1144. LIKE PROVOCATIONS.

1145. I THOUGHT PROVOCATIONS

1146. WAS GOING TO MOCA.

1147. WELL, IT'S NOT, FRANKLIN.

1148. IT'S GOING TO YOUR

1149. UP-AND-COMING LITTLE MUSEUM,

1150. BUT ONLY

1151. ON ONE CONDITION.

1152. MS. PORTER,

1153. I'LL NEED

1154. A GUARANTEE FROM YOU

1155. THAT YOU WILL

1156. REMAIN WITH THE C.A.C.,

1157. AT LEAST UNTIL PROVOCATIONS

1158. MOVES ON TO THE WALKER

1159. IN THE SUMMER.

1160. WELL, I'M NOT IN A POSITION TO—

1161. MS. PORTER

1162. HAS SIX MONTHS

1163. REMAINING

1164. ON HER CONTRACT,

1165. PEGGY,

1166. AND WE HAVE EVERY INTENTION

1167. OF HONORING IT,

1168. DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD

1169. ABOUT HER BEING FIRED.

1170. WELL, LET'S JUST

1171. FORGET ABOUT THAT, THEN.

1172. DO YOU HAVE

1173. AN OPTION

1174. IN THE CONTRACT?

1175. OF COURSE WE DO.

1176. 18 MONTHS, I BELIEVE.

1177. I SUGGEST

1178. YOU EXERCISE IT HERE AND NOW.

1179. BY THE TIME PROVOCATIONS

1180. DEBUTS AT THE C.A.C.,

1181. MS. PORTER WILL ALREADY

1182. HAVE BEEN WOOED

1183. BY EVERY MUSEUM

1184. IN THE COUNTRY.

1185. WOW.

1186. THAT'S INTERESTING.

1187. YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE

1188. WITH A WOMAN?

1189. NO, NO, NO.

1190. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S LOVE.

1191. IT MIGHT BE

1192. SORT OF LIKE THIS...

1193. YOU KNOW, FANTASTIC

1194. SORT OF, LIKE,

1195. DEMON POSSESSION

1196. SORT OF THING.

1197. OH, STOP IT.

1198. DON'T LOOK SO SHOCKED.

1199. I'M NOT SHOCKED.

1200. I'M SURPRISED. I'M EXCITED.

1201. IT'S EXOTIC AND—

1202. OH, SHUT UP, YOU PERVERT.

1203. DEMON POSSESSION.

1204. THAT'S IT. THAT'S...

1205. THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE

1206. TO TAKE AND RUN WITH.

1207. WHEN YOU WRITE ABOUT...

1208. WHAT'S HER NAME?

1209. MARINA.

1210. WHEN YOU WRITE

1211. ABOUT MARINA,

1212. YOU MUST DIG,

1213. YOU MUST DELVE,

1214. YOU MUST OPEN UP

1215. AND EVISCERATE EVERYTHING.

1216. YOU DO YOUR BEST WORK

1217. WHEN YOU LAY BARE

1218. YOUR REMARKABLE

1219. EMOTIONS.

1220. COACH.

1221. WHAT A SURPRISE.

1222. I'M LOOKING FOR JENNY.

1223. AND I JUST BET YOU'RE GOING

1224. TO TELL ME SHE'S NOT HERE.

1225. SHE'S NOT HERE.

1226. WE HAD DINNER

1227. DOWNSTAIRS,

1228. BUT SHE LEFT

1229. 15 MINUTES AGO.

1230. COME IN AND HAVE A LOOK.

1231. I'LL GET YOU A DRINK.

1232. ABSOLUTELY.

1233. BONJOUR.

1234. BONJOUR.

1235. DO YOU HAVE

1236. A MINUTE FOR ME?

1237. BUT OF COURSE.

1238. TRES BIEN.

1239. YOU SEE THESE TWO GIRLS

1240. OVER THERE?

1241. GIVE THEM THIS,

1242. AND TELL THEM

1243. DE LA PART DE MARINA.

1244. WELL, LOOK AT

1245. YOUR BEAUTIFUL DRESS.

1246. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

1247. LET'S CUT

1248. THE BULLSHIT, NICK.

1249. LOOK...

1250. JENNY AND I HAVE

1251. A PASSIONATE RELATIONSHIP,

1252. BUT, UH...

1253. CURRENTLY,

1254. IT'S PURELY INTELLECTUAL.

1255. OKAY?

1256. AND, COACH...

1257. CONGRATULATIONS.

1258. UH-OH.

1259. HEY.

1260. UH...

1261. OH.

1262. OH.

1263. UM...

1264. THERE'S NO TIME

1265. FOR PLEASANTRIES,

1266. 'CAUSE TIM IS OUTSIDE

1267. BY THE BAR, SO...

1268. OH, FUCK.

1269. NO, IT'S CROWDED, AND HE'LL

1270. NEVER SEE YOU. COME ON.

1271. I'LL COVER YOU.

1272. YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY.

1273. AAH!

1274. CONGRATULATIONS!

1275. BABY GIRL!

1276. THANK YOU.

1277. SO WHO ALL'S HERE?

1278. OH,

1279. THE USUAL SUSPECTS.

1280. YEAH?

1281. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

1282. HEY, UM,

1283. WHAT DID DAVID HAVE TO SAY?

1284. OH, NOTHING.

1285. NOTHING MUCH.

1286. KIT...

1287. OH...

1288. IT'S JUST FORMS

1289. FOR A MEDICAL HISTORY.

1290. YEAH, BUT HE WROTE

1291. SOMETHING ON IT.

1292. HE WROTE YOU A LETTER

1293. ON A POST-IT?

1294. YEAH.

1295. "DEAR KIT, I HOPE YOU ARE WELL.

1296. "I NEED SOME

1297. FAMILY MEDICAL HISTORY

1298. "FOR MY APPLICATION

1299. TO A RESIDENCY PROGRAM.

1300. "I'VE ENCLOSED A SELF-ADDRESSED

1301. STAMPED ENVELOPE

1302. "FOR YOU TO SEND THE FORMS.

1303. "GRANDFATHER TELLS ME

1304. THAT YOU ARE

1305. "IN A 12-STEP

1306. PROGRAM,

1307. "AND I WANT

1308. TO OFFER YOU MY SUPPORT

1309. "IN THAT ENDEAVOR.

1310. "I WISH YOU SUCCESS

1311. "WITH THE POSITIVE CHANGES

1312. YOU ARE MAKING IN YOUR LIFE.

1313. YOUR SON, DAVID WATERS."

1314. I'M SORRY.

1315. HEY. YOU KNOW, I...

1316. I WASN'T AROUND TO TEACH HIM

1317. HOW TO WRITE A LETTER.

1318. YOU'RE HERE!

1319. HEY.

1320. HEY.

1321. COME ON.

1322. I'M OKAY. GO ON.

1323. GO ON OUT THERE.

1324. I'LL BE OUT THERE

1325. IN A MINUTE.

1326. BRAVA!

1327. THE CONQUERING HEROINE!

1328. THANK YOU.

1329. CHEERS, BABY.

1330. IT'S JUST ONE SIP.

1331. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

1332. FOR US.

1333. FOR US.

1334. "I'M ABRAXAS,

1335. THE DEMON OF LIES AND DECEIT."

1336. "SO...

1337. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW

1338. ABOUT LIES, MY DEAR?"

1339. "I'M NOT A LIAR."

1340. I TRY AGAIN TO GET UP.

1341. THIS TIME I'M FLAYED,

1342. SPLAYED.

1343. I FEEL MYSELF SCREAMING.

1344. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT LIES.

1345. THERE ARE WHITE LIES

1346. AND BLACK LIES

1347. AND MANY SHADES OF GREY LIES.

1348. SOME LIES

1349. ARE JUSTIFIED—

1350. LIES TOLD OUT OF KINDNESS.

1351. LIES THAT PRESERVE DIGNITY.

1352. I HAVEN'T HAD

1353. A SINGLE BIT OF WORK DONE.

1354. HOW OLD DO YOU

1355. THINK I AM?

1356. LIES THAT SPARE PAIN.

1357. 35?

1358. MAYBE 40?

1359. EVERYBODY'S A LIAR, DEAR.

1360. LOOK AT THAT ONE.

1361. SHE'S ABOUT TO TELL HER LOVER

1362. SOMETHING

1363. PATENTLY UNTRUE.

1364. I JUST WANT YOU

1365. TO KNOW

1366. THAT WHATEVER HAD

1367. HAPPENED TONIGHT

1368. IN THAT BOARD MEETING,

1369. WE WOULD HAVE

1370. BEEN FINE.

1371. LOOK AT THEIR

1372. GESTURES.

1373. SEE HOW THEY TOUCH EACH OTHER

1374. TOO INTIMATELY?

1375. HOW THEY AVERT THEIR EYES

1376. AND COVER THEIR MOUTHS?

1377. THEY LICK THEIR TEETH

1378. AND HOLD THEIR CHINS.

1379. THEY EMBELLISH THEIR STORIES

1380. WITH FAR TOO MUCH DETAIL.

1381. ANYWAY, I WAS SHOOTING THIS FILM

1382. WITH TRUFFAUT AND ANOUK AIMEE,

1383. AND I HAD THIS BIG SCENE

1384. WITH HER LOVER IN THE FILM,

1385. AND, OF COURSE,

1386. THAT DAY

1387. ANOUK SHOWS UP

1388. ON THE SET,

1389. BUT I DON'T CARE,

1390. BECAUSE I KNOW

1391. EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING

1392. TO DO WITH THE SCENE,

1393. AND AT THE END

1394. OF THE SCENE,

1395. I HAVE MY BIG CLOSE-UP,

1396. AND OF COURSE,

1397. EVERYTHING HAPPENS.

1398. MY GOD,

1399. THE EMOTION COMES UP,

1400. I CHASE IT AWAY,

1401. I BRING IT BACK,

1402. IT'S RICH, IT'S FULL,

1403. IT'S SUBTLE,

1404. AND AT THE END

1405. OF THE TAKE,

1406. TRUFFAUT TURNS

1407. TO ANOUK AND SAYS,

1408. "ZAT IS THE WAY

1409. YOU SHOULD ACT."

1410. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

1411. YOU'RE WORKING.

1412. YEAH.

1413. NICK WAS SUCH A POMPOUS ASS.

1414. HE RIPPED ME TO SHREDS.

1415. I DON'T LIKE

1416. THE SOUND OF THAT.

1417. NO, IT'S GOOD.

1418. IT'S GOOD.

1419. I FEEL LIKE

1420. I'M ONTO SOMETHING.

1421. RIGHT.

1422. WELL, I'LL, UH...

1423. LEAVE YOU TO IT.

1424. TIM...

1425. CAN YOU STAY HERE WITH ME?