The L Word 1x3

1. THEY'RE RANDOM ACTS

2. OF SEX, OKAY?

3. THEY'RE ENCOUNTERS,

4. ROMANCES,

5. ONE-NIGHT STANDS,

6. 20-YEAR MARRIAGES...

7. ANYTIME YOU GET A GROUP

8. OF GAY GIRLS TOGETHER,

9. YOU ARE GUARANTEED SOMEONE'S

10. SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE

11. WHO HAS SLEPT

12. WITH SOMEONE ELSE

13. WHO'S SLEPT WITH

14. SOMEONE ELSE IN THAT ROOM.

15. NAME ANY LESBIAN

16. YOU KNOW.

17. I CAN LINK HER TO ME

18. IN SIX MOVES.

19. CHRISTINE LEE.

20. CHRISTINE LEE.

21. EASY.

22. ALL RIGHT,

23. LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS.

24. OKAY, SHE WAS WITH

25. GRACE PARTRIDGE

26. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

27. GRACE HAD A ONE-NIGHT THING

28. WITH ANYA,

29. THEN ANYA DATED DENISE,

30. WHO LIVED

31. WITH KATHERINE CLAYMORE,

32. WHO WAS MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND

33. OUT OF COLLEGE.

34. IT'S AMAZING,

35. RIGHT?

36. ALL RIGHT, MARC, IT'S

37. NOT JUST ABOUT LESBIANS.

38. I COULD PUT YOU ON THIS THING

39. AND PROBABLY, LIKE,

40. SIX CONNECTIONS, EASY.

41. I MEAN, ONE, IF YOU

42. SLEPT WITH ANYA...

43. SO?

44. SO?

45. SO THE POINT IS

46. WE'RE ALL CONNECTED, SEE?

47. THROUGH LOVE,

48. THROUGH LONELINESS,

49. THROUGH ONE TINY,

50. LAMENTABLE LAPSE

51. IN JUDGMENT.

52. ALL OF US, IN OUR ISOLATION,

53. WE REACH OUT FROM THE DARKNESS,

54. FROM THE ALIENATION

55. OF MODERN LIFE,

56. TO FORM THESE

57. CONNECTIONS.

58. I THINK IT'S A REALLY

59. PROFOUND STATEMENT

60. ABOUT THE NATURE

61. OF HUMAN EXISTENCE.

62. ALL RIGHT, I COULD JUST DO

63. A PIECE ON VAGINAL REJUVENATION.

64. NOW, THAT, I LIKE.

65. LET'S DO IT.

66. GUESS WHAT.

67. I'M ALL NICE

68. AND CLEAN,

69. AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME

70. SWEATY AND STINKY?

71. NOT NOW, BUT

72. LATER FOR SURE,

73. WHEN WE DO

74. AN INSEMINATION.

75. YOU AND ME, TONIGHT,

76. HERE AT HOME,

77. SEXY AND IN LOVE,

78. WITH NO DOCTORS,

79. NO FLUORESCENT LIGHTS,

80. NO PAPER GOWNS.

81. DO YOU WANT TO?

82. YEAH, I WANT TO,

83. BUT LAST TIME I CHECKED,

84. YOU REALLY NEEDED SPERM

85. TO MAKE IT WORTHWHILE.

86. I'M GOING TO

87. THE CRYOBANK

88. THIS AFTERNOON.

89. FOR MARCUS'S SPERM?

90. YES.

91. I DON'T KNOW

92. WHAT I WAS THINKING.

93. THERE'S NO REASON ON EARTH

94. THAT I WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE

95. A BABY WITH YOU

96. USING A DONOR

97. WHO'S BLACK.

98. I... I THINK...

99. I THINK

100. I WAS REALLY SCARED—

101. DON'T THINK,

102. BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE

103. TO MAKE A BABY WITH YOU...

104. TONIGHT...

105. IN OUR HOME...

106. IN OUR BED.

107. JUST YOU AND ME.

108. TIM, CAN I

109. TALK TO YOU?

110. RIGHT NOW, BABE?

111. I'VE REALLY

112. GOT TO GET GOING.

113. THE GIRLS ARE ALREADY

114. IN THE WATER.

115. GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE

116. SEEN TRISH YESTERDAY.

117. SHE WAS ON FIRE,

118. AND MARY...

119. IF I COULD JUST KEEP THEM

120. RIGHT IN THAT ZONE,

121. WE'RE ABSOLUTELY GOING

122. TO REAM SC ON SATURDAY.

123. GO, TEAM.

124. YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS.

125. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

126. HOLD ON, HOLD ON!

127. WHEN AM I GOING

128. TO SEE YOU AGAIN?

129. UM, I'LL BE AT MILK

130. ON THURSDAY.

131. OKAY, I'LL

132. SEE YOU THERE.

133. GO LIKE THAT.

134. YOU JUST HAD

135. SOMETHING...

136. YEAH, THANKS.

137. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

138. OKAY. BYE.

139. BYE, BABY.

140. HEY, WHAT ARE

141. YOU DOING?

142. YEAH, LET'S GET TOGETHER.

143. ALL RIGHT...

144. SEE YOU SOON.

145. YEAH, GOOD.

146. HIGHER, HIGHER,

147. HIGHER, HIGHER.

148. NO, I'M TALKING

149. TO DANA.

150. OKAY, HOW MUCH

151. TIME TO I HAVE?

152. OKAY, WELL, THEN I GUESS

153. IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, 10 MINUTES.

154. ALL RIGHT?

155. I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK.

156. OKAY, BYE.

157. HOW ABOUT WE

158. TAKE A BREAK?

159. YOU GET A LIGHT SNACK,

160. AND WHEN YOU COME BACK,

161. WE CAN WORK ON THAT

162. SLICE OF YOURS,

163. ALL RIGHT?

164. OKAY. WHAT, LIKE,

165. 45 MINUTES? WHAT?

166. 45 MINUTES,

167. GREAT. OKAY?

168. 45 MINUTES. YEAH.

169. GOOD.

170. OKAY.

171. REVIVA.

172. WHO IS IT?

173. UH, YEAH, ALICE PETERS.

174. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT...

175. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

176. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

177. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.

178. FOR WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

179. I NEED TO GET

180. MY VAGINA REJUVENATED.

181. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU

182. JUST SAY SO?

183. UM, HI. UH, ALICE PETERS.

184. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT—

185. ALICE?

186. GABBY—

187. DON'T DO IT, ALICE.

188. I MEAN, THE RECOVERY'S

189. SUPPOSED TO BE HELL.

190. CAN YOU TELL THE DOCTOR

191. I'M HERE?

192. ALICE...

193. WHAT?

194. I-I BEHAVED BADLY,

195. AND I'M SORRY.

196. I-I-I WAS AN ASSHOLE.

197. I KNOW THAT.

198. AND I FREAKED OUT.

199. IT WAS REALLY

200. INTENSE,

201. AND... I WASN'T

202. READY FOR IT,

203. BUT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS

204. FOR YOU.

205. I MEAN, I THINK

206. ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.

207. YOU LOOK GREAT.

208. LOOK, I AM NOT DOING THIS

209. AGAIN, GABBY.

210. PLEASE. LET ME TRY AGAIN.

211. I MEAN, CAN'T WE JUST...

212. HAVE LUNCH?

213. NO.

214. JUST—

215. I MEAN, I DON'T—

216. OKAY... JUST LUNCH.

217. I'LL PROVE TO YOU

218. HOW MUCH I'VE CHANGED.

219. SAY YES, ALICE...

220. JUST SAY YES.

221. HELLO. REVIVA.

222. LET ME CHECK

223. THE BOOKS.

224. UM, OKAY, WHAT ABOUT

225. TUESDAY THE 23rd

226. AROUND 3:00? 3:00?

227. HE'S GOT

228. A WHOLE HOUR THERE.

229. OH. OKAY.

230. UM, I'M AFRAID

231. THEY'RE NOT UNTIL

232. TWO WEEKS LATER, ACTUALLY,

233. ON THE THURSDAY

234. AT 10:00 A.M.

235. WOULD THAT BE GOOD

236. FOR YOU?

237. GREAT, GREAT.

238. I'LL PUT YOU IN.

239. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT.

240. I KNOW.

241. THEY'RE FROM HER...

242. LARA PERKINS, OUR SOUS-CHEF.

243. SOUP CHEF?

244. YEAH. RIGHT.

245. HI, JENNY.

246. IT'S MARINA.

247. I WAS THINKING

248. ABOUT YOU.

249. IT WASHED UP ON THE BEACH

250. IN SANTA MONICA—

251. A SWOLLEN, TANGLED MASS

252. IN SEAWEED.

253. A JOGGER STEPPED, HOVERED,

254. POKED AT IT WITH HER TOE.

255. SARAH SHUSTER'S BODY

256. FLOPPED BACK,

257. HER STILL-LIMPID EYES

258. STARING UP AT THE SKY...

259. YOU ARE SO OVER AND A DAY...

260. BUSTED, BITCH!

261. LACEY, STOP.

262. YOU CAN JUST KISS

263. YOUR LITTLE 4-Fs GOOD-BYE.

264. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT

265. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

266. THE 4-Fs!

267. SHE FINDS THEM, FEELS THEM,

268. FUCKS THEM, AND FORGETS THEM,

269. BUT I'M GOING TO TELL

270. THE WHOLE WORLD

271. WHO YOU ARE.

272. OKAY?

273. YOU ARE SO FUCKED

274. FOR KICKING ME OUT!

275. CALM DOWN.

276. FIGURE IT OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

277. AND KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY

278. FRIENDS AND MY BUSINESS.

279. YOU'LL SEE,

280. SHANE!

281. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S UP

282. WITH JENNY AND MARINA?

283. NOTHING, AS FAR AS I KNOW.

284. WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON

285. WITH JENNY AND MARINA?

286. LOOK, GUYS, IT'S

287. NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.

288. LET IT GO.

289. I THOUGHT JENNY WAS STRAIGHT.

290. DANA, MOST GIRLS ARE STRAIGHT...

291. UNTIL THEY'RE NOT,

292. AND THEN SOMETIMES THEY'RE GAY

293. TILL THEY'RE NOT.

294. TRUE, BUT THEN

295. THERE ARE ALSO THE ONES

296. THAT NEVER LOOK BACK.

297. RIGHT? AND YOU CAN SPOT THEM

298. COMING A MILE AWAY.

299. HOW CAN YOU TELL?

300. YOU READ THE SIGNALS.

301. THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

302. DANA, IT'S NOT

303. A PROBLEM, ALL RIGHT?

304. NO, SEXUALITY IS FLUID.

305. WHETHER YOU'RE GAY,

306. OR YOU'RE STRAIGHT,

307. OR YOU'RE BISEXUAL,

308. YOU JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.

309. NO. NO, NO,

310. THAT IS MY PROBLEM, OKAY?

311. I CAN'T FEEL THE FLOW.

312. THAT THING...

313. WHATEVER IT IS,

314. I DON'T GOT IT.

315. YOU DON'T HAVE GAYDAR.

316. NO.

317. YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

318. YOU DON'T HAVE IT.

319. NO, EVERYONE'S GOT IT.

320. NO.

321. YOU JUST HAVE TO TUNE IN.

322. YES.

323. I'M GOING TO PROVE IT.

324. SEE THAT GIRL

325. WHO JUST CAME IN?

326. OKAY.

327. WHAT IS SHE?

328. A CUSTOMER?

329. I DON'T KNOW.

330. DANA, LOOK AT HER FINGERNAILS.

331. ARE THEY LONG OR SHORT?

332. ARE THEY POLISHED

333. OR NATURAL?

334. THEY'RE LONG

335. AND POLISHED.

336. SO SHE'S...

337. LEANING TO STRAIGHT,

338. BUT YOU NEED MORE INFO.

339. LOOK AT THE SHOES.

340. HIGH-HEELED

341. SANDALS.

342. WITH TAPERED JEANS.

343. WOULD YOU WEAR HIGH-HEELED

344. SANDALS WITH TAPERED JEANS?

345. YES?

346. NO.

347. OH, GOD...

348. LOOK, I'VE ONLY EVER

349. SEEN HER IN HER CHEF'S UNIFORM.

350. DANA, I DOUBT

351. THAT WOMAN'S A CHEF.

352. NO, SHE'S GOT

353. A THING FOR A CHEF.

354. I DO.

355. DANA, I'M IMPRESSED.

356. YOU'RE INTO SOMEONE,

357. AND YOU WANT TO KNOW

358. WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE DOWN.

359. SHE'S DOWN?

360. WHETHER SHE PLAYS

361. FOR OUR TEAM, THE GAY TEAM.

362. WHAT, DON'T THE BISEXUALS

363. HAVE THEIR OWN TEAM?

364. ALL RIGHT,

365. I'M GOING TO HELP YOU,

366. EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE

367. EXTREMELY ANNOYING.

368. DO YOU KNOW THE NAME

369. OF THIS GIRL, FIRST AND LAST?

370. YES, I DO.

371. ALL RIGHT,

372. YOU KNOW THE CHART?

373. YEAH.

374. OKAY, I PUT IT ON THE INTERNET.

375. YOU WHAT?

376. ALL RIGHT, DON'T FREAK.

377. IT'S REALLY COOL.

378. THIS THING IS GROWING.

379. PEOPLE ARE ADDING NAMES,

380. AND IT'S, LIKE,

381. GROWING EXPONENTIALLY.

382. THAT'S GREAT, ALICE.

383. I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT ONE.

384. THE COLD, CLAMMY WIND BLEW.

385. SARAH'S COFFIN WAS LOWERED

386. INTO THE READY, DAMP EARTH...

387. I WAS THINKING

388. ABOUT YOU.

389. HI, JENNY. IT'S MARINA.

390. I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.

391. I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.

392. END OF FINAL MESSAGE.

393. PRESS ERASE AGAIN

394. TO ERASE ALL MESSAGES.

395. NO MESSAGES.

396. TO US.

397. TO OUR FUTURE.

398. TO MARCUS ALLENWOOD'S

399. UNBELIEVABLY HIGH SPERM COUNT.

400. IT'S FASCINATING.

401. IT'S VERY CLEAR PINK.

402. YOU KNOW, SEAN'S WAS

403. KIND OF GREENISH.

404. AND MORE VISCOUS.

405. NO. DON'T BE GROSSED OUT.

406. WE HAVE TO HONOR IT.

407. WE HONOR YOU.

408. WE HONOR YOU...

409. ALL 75 MILLION OF YOU.

410. OKAY...

411. DO WE HAVE

412. EVERYTHING WE NEED?

413. LET'S SEE...

414. OKAY.

415. SYRINGE, DIAPHRAGM...

416. MAGICAL JUICE.

417. MAGIC JUICE.

418. LET'S DO IT.

419. YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

420. LOOK AT THAT.

421. I'M THE CENTER

422. OF THE UNIVERSE.

423. YOU'RE A MAJOR HUB.

424. I MEAN, THERE'S ONLY

425. ONE OTHER GIRL.

426. MARY O'REILLY DATED

427. THIS LESBIAN PORN STAR—

428. SHE HAS A CRAZIER MATRIX

429. THAN YOU.

430. OH, THERE'S A...

431. THERE'S A DOTTED LINE.

432. THERE'S A DOTTED LINE

433. BETWEEN YOU AND GABBY DEVEAUX.

434. NO, NO, NO, THERE ISN'T.

435. I RAN INTO HER

436. THE OTHER DAY, OKAY?

437. I WAS DOING RESEARCH

438. ON MY VAGINAL REJUVENATION

439. STORY.

440. SHE WAS

441. THE REVIVA RECEPTIONIST,

442. AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS THERE

443. FOR THE SURGERY,

444. AND SHE WAS LIKE,

445. "BUT, ALICE,

446. YOUR PUSSY'S TIGHT," YOU KNOW?

447. LIKE, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

448. IT WAS FUNNY.

449. SHE LOOKED GOOD.

450. IT WAS FUNNY.

451. DIDN'T SHE TREAT YOU

452. LIKE SHIT, AL?

453. WORSE THAN THAT.

454. AL, I SWEAR

455. I WILL KILL YOU

456. IF YOU GET BACK

457. TOGETHER WITH HER.

458. OKAY!

459. SHANE, I'M NOT GONNA GET

460. BACK TOGETHER WITH HER, OKAY?

461. IT'S NOT GOING

462. TO HAPPEN, ALL RIGHT?

463. NO, I'M SERIOUS.

464. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE NAME

465. OF YOUR LITTLE COOK?

466. UH, LARA PERKINS.

467. L-A-R-A PERKINS.

468. SHE'S, UH,

469. SHE'S THE SOUP CHEF.

470. A SOUS-CHEF?

471. LIKE, AN ASSISTANT CHEF?

472. OH, YEAH.

473. SOUS-CHEF.

474. YEAH, YEAH, NO, THAT'S TOTALLY

475. WHAT SHE IS, YEAH.

476. SOUS-CHEF.

477. OKAY, I MIGHT AS WELL

478. START WITH SHANE.

479. WHY MUST YOU

480. DO THAT?

481. CHANCES ARE,

482. IF SHE'S INTO GIRLS, YOU KNOW?

483. LOOK, DANE,

484. IT TOTALLY WOULDN'T

485. HAVE MEANT ANYTHING.

486. OOH, THAT'S

487. COMFORTING. THANKS.

488. SHE'S NOT ON IT.

489. WHAT DOES

490. THAT MEAN?

491. I DID A WHOLE SEARCH.

492. WELL, IT MEANS

493. SHE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHANE,

494. WHICH IS GOOD, BUT SHE

495. DIDN'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE.

496. HOW LONG DO I HAVE

497. TO STAY THIS WAY?

498. DO YOU WANT TO TRY PUTTING

499. THE DIAPHRAGM IN AGAIN?

500. OOH, GOD,

501. THAT'S DISGUSTING.

502. WE'VE REALLY GOT TO TELL SONIA

503. TO CLEAN UNDER THERE.

504. DID WE FORGET

505. SOMETHING?

506. NO...

507. HI. WERE YOU

508. SLEEPING?

509. NOT EXACTLY.

510. OKAY, WE TRIED TO CALL,

511. BUT NO ONE ANSWERED.

512. SO THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION

513. WAS JUST TO COME OVER?

514. NO, IT'S

515. AN EMERGENCY.

516. YOU KNOW, IT STARTED

517. AS A GAYDAR THING.

518. SHANE AND I ARE TOTALLY CAPABLE

519. OF HANDLING THAT,

520. BUT THIS ONE HAS MAJOR

521. RELATIONSHIP STUFF.

522. YEAH, I THINK

523. AT THIS POINT,

524. SHE NEEDS EXPERT ADVICE.

525. I'M SO EMBARRASSED,

526. I'M SORRY.

527. IT'S OKAY, DANA.

528. WE WERE FINISHED.

529. OH, MY GOD.

530. WHERE IS SHE?

531. OH, HEY.

532. HEY...

533. WHAT IS THIS?

534. MARCUS ALLENWOOD.

535. OH, GOD.

536. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

537. THAT IS DISGUSTING.

538. OH, MY GOD,

539. GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF!

540. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET PREGNANT

541. THROUGH YOUR SWEATER.

542. THANKS. I KNOW.

543. I GOT IT. I'LL GET IT.

544. WAIT.

545. SO WE COULD BE HERE

546. AT THE MOMENT OF CONCEPTION.

547. YOU COULD. YES.

548. WELL, THEN I'M REALLY SORRY.

549. WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LEAVE?

550. THAT WOULD BE TOO LATE.

551. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST

552. TELL US ABOUT THE EMERGENCY?

553. THE EMERGENCY IS...

554. MISS DANA IS HOT

555. FOR THIS LITTLE NUGGET

556. AT HER COUNTRY CLUB.

557. LARA PERKINS.

558. LOOKED HER UP ON THE CHART,

559. NOT ON IT.

560. I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF SHE'S—

561. IF SHE'S GAY?

562. HAVE YOU LOOKED

563. AT HER FINGERNAILS?

564. NOT GOING TO WORK.

565. SHE'S A CHEF.

566. WHAT KIND OF DRESSER IS SHE?

567. WELL, SHE WEARS THIS CUTE

568. LITTLE WHITE UNIFORM.

569. SOMETIMES SHE WEARS

570. A STRIPEY APRON.

571. BUT WHAT ABOUT...

572. PERSONAL INTERACTION?

573. I MEAN, IS SHE FLIRTATIOUS?

574. DOES SHE MAKE A LOT

575. OF EYE CONTACT?

576. DOES SHE TOUCH YOUR HAND

577. WHEN SHE'S TALKING TO YOU?

578. UM, WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY

579. TALKED TO HER UP CLOSE YET.

580. WHAT, DO YOU GUYS

581. SHOUT ACROSS THE ROOM?

582. NO.

583. LOOK, I JUST

584. WANT TO KNOW.

585. I JUST—BEFORE I TALK TO HER

586. AND MAKE AN ASS OF MYSELF,

587. I JUST WANT TO KNOW

588. WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S—

589. DANA, DANA, HONEY,

590. WE CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE

591. ANY KIND OF ACCURATE ANALYSIS

592. WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD

593. A CONVERSATION WITH HER.

594. I MEAN, WE NEED

595. SOMETHING TO GO ON.

596. WELL, SHE

597. SENDS ME FOOD.

598. SHE SENDS ME VEGETABLES

599. ON SKEWERS

600. WITH, LIKE, THESE PERFECT

601. LITTLE GRILL MARKS ON THEM.

602. AND SOMETIMES

603. SHE SENDS ME

604. THESE DIPPING SAUCES

605. WITH, LIKE, NO FAT

606. OR ANYTHING ELSE

607. HEAVY IN THEM

608. NOT TO MESS UP

609. MY TRAINING, YOU KNOW.

610. THESE SKEWERED

611. VEGETABLES,

612. DID SHE COME UP WITH THEM

613. ALL ON HER OWN,

614. OR DID YOU ORDER THEM?

615. NO, SHE JUST SENDS THEM.

616. BUT SHE HASN'T

617. SPOKEN TO YOU?

618. NO.

619. ASK HER OUT.

620. NO, NO, NO,

621. DANA CANNOT DO THAT,

622. AND IT'S TOTALLY

623. UNDERSTANDABLE.

624. YOU DON'T WANT

625. TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE

626. TO SOMEONE WHO MAYBE

627. IS JUST BEING NICE TO YOU

628. BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IMPORTANT

629. PERSON AT THE CLUB.

630. EXACTLY.

631. PLEASE, DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.

632. IT'S OKAY, DANA.

633. WE ARE GOING TAKE CARE OF THIS.

634. YOU MEAN...

635. I MEAN.

636. WHAT?

637. WE ARE GOING

638. TO DEPLOY A MISSION

639. TO ASCERTAIN THE DISPOSITION

640. AND INTENT

641. OF ONE MISS LARA PERKINS.

642. HEY.

643. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

644. IN HERE?

645. WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE

646. I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE,

647. BELIEVE ME.

648. OH, WHERE'S

649. THE SHORTS?

650. THE ONES YOU WERE

651. WEARING YESTERDAY?

652. THEY'RE IN THE WASH. WHY?

653. THEY MAKE YOUR ASS

654. LOOK BETTER.

655. NOT TO WORRY.

656. SUBARU IS INTERESTED

657. IN MORE THAN A GOOD ASS.

658. SUBARU?

659. YEAH, CAMPAIGN.

660. THERE'S GOING TO BE A REP

661. IN THE STANDS TOMORROW

662. WATCHING YOU TRAIN.

663. OH, MY GOD.

664. OH, MY GOD,

665. OH, MY GOD!

666. OH, JESUS.

667. HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

668. CAN YOU PUMP UP A LITTLE

669. BEFORE YOU HIT THE COURT?

670. YEAH, HA, HA.

671. I WANT TO SEE VEINS POPPING.

672. OKAY.

673. WHO BUSTS HIS

674. BALLS FOR YOU?

675. YOU DO.

676. THAT'S RIGHT.

677. ALL RIGHT.

678. WEAR THE SHORTS.

679. I'LL WEAR

680. THE SHORTS.

681. OH, MY GOD.

682. HEY...

683. YOU OKAY?

684. UH... I'M FINE.

685. I'M FINE.

686. THAT WAS MY AGENT.

687. HE JUST TOLD ME SUBARU

688. MIGHT WANT TO USE ME

689. FOR AN AD CAMPAIGN.

690. SO THEY'RE GOING

691. TO WATCH ME TRAIN TOMORROW,

692. WHICH IS SO COOL.

693. YEAH.

694. THAT'S SO EXCITING.

695. YEAH, YEAH, IT IS.

696. IT IS, KIND OF.

697. I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

698. I CAN'T MESS UP, SO...

699. I'M SURE

700. YOU WON'T.

701. UM, YOU CAN TURN AROUND NOW.

702. MY JACKET'S BACK ON.

703. MY JOB IS SO MESSY,

704. I HAVE TO CHANGE, LIKE,

705. THREE TIMES A DAY.

706. YEAH?

707. YOU ALWAYS LOOK NICE

708. WHEN I SEE YOU.

709. I MEAN—I MEAN,

710. YOU NEVER LOOK DIRTY...

711. WHEN I SEE YOU.

712. I GOT TO GO.

713. I-I HAVE TO GO.

714. LISTEN,

715. WHY—WHY DON'T YOU

716. COME BY LATER?

717. I'LL SEND SOMETHING

718. DOWN FOR YOU.

719. OKAY. YEAH.

720. GREAT.

721. THANK YOU. BYE.

722. BYE.

723. BAG.

724. BYE.

725. BYE.

726. HEY, AL.

727. HOW'D IT GO?

728. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.

729. MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST.

730. WHAT IS?

731. WELL, GABBY DEVEAUX

732. STOOD ALICE UP.

733. YEAH.

734. NEVER MIND.

735. LET'S GO

736. HELP DANA OUT,

737. AND THEN WE CAN WORK OUT

738. YOUR SITUATION.

739. ALICE, I AM

740. SO SORRY I'M LATE.

741. YEAH.

742. YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE.

743. WORKING ON MY SCREENPLAY,

744. LOST TRACK OF THE TIME.

745. YOU'RE A WRITER.

746. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

747. CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?

748. YEAH, UM...

749. MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING,

750. I SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

751. DO YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

752. YOUR FRIENDS WANT YOU TO DO?

753. ALICE...

754. WE REALLY GOT TO GO.

755. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

756. OH, YEAH, YOU DO.

757. COME ON, ALICE,

758. WE'VE GOT TO GO.

759. OKAY.

760. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

761. LET'S DO IT.

762. OKAY.

763. PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW US.

764. DANA...

765. MAY I SIT WITH YOU?

766. SO WHICH ONE IS SHE?

767. WOW. VERY NICE, DANA.

768. NO, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

769. I'M HERE FOR YOU.

770. IT'S THE REDHEAD.

771. CUTE REDHEAD.

772. KITCHEN SHOES. NEUTRAL.

773. LOOK AT THE EARRINGS.

774. HOOPS. HARD TO READ.

775. OH, QUICK, SHE'S LOOKING.

776. OH, GOD,

777. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

778. ABORT.

779. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK.

780. ALL RIGHT, SO FAR,

781. IT'S NECK AND NECK.

782. YEAH, BUT SHE GOT SOME GOOD

783. LEZZIE POINTS FOR HER WALK

784. AND THE WAY SHE WIELDS

785. THAT CHOPPING KNIFE.

786. BUT SHE'S WAY FEMMY

787. ON THE COIFFURE TIP.

788. AND HER REACTION TO THE TWO

789. OF YOU KISSING WAS SPLIT,

790. BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T FREAK OUT,

791. WHICH IS A GOOD SIGN,

792. BUT SHE HARDLY PAID

793. ANY ATTENTION.

794. YEAH, BUT, YOU GUYS,

795. SHE'S GOT NINE

796. IN THE LEZ COLUMN,

797. AND SHE HAS ONLY SEVEN

798. IN THE STRAIGHT.

799. YEAH, BUT THE MARGIN

800. OF ERROR IS PLUS OR MINUS

801. FIVE PERCENTAGE POINTS.

802. YOU KNOW

803. WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.

804. HI.

805. I'M SORRY?

806. I WAS JUST WONDERING,

807. IF YOU HAD THOSE...

808. THOSE SWEET LITTLE FIGS.

809. OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

810. I LOVE FIGS.

811. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY'RE OUT

812. OF SEASON RIGHT NOW.

813. OH, THEY ARE?

814. WELL, THEN...

815. I DON'T KNOW, I WAS

816. WONDERING IF YOU JUST—

817. IF YOU CAN RECOMMEND

818. SOMETHING ELSE.

819. I JUST KIND OF

820. HAVE THAT...

821. HAVE THAT CRAVING.

822. UM, WELL,

823. SOMETIMES WE HAVE

824. THESE CHAMPAGNE

825. TRUFFLES FOR DESSERT,

826. BUT NOT TODAY.

827. UM, THAT'S ABOUT ALL

828. THAT COMES TO MIND.

829. THAT'S IT?

830. YEAH, THAT'S IT.

831. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

832. THANK YOU.

833. I'M SORRY, DANA.

834. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD

835. FOR MISS LARA PERKINS.

836. WELL, MAYBE SHE'S

837. A DIFFERENT KIND

838. OF LESBIAN.

839. YEAH, THE

840. STRAIGHT KIND.

841. THE SHANE TEST

842. PRETTY MUCH WORKS ON EVERYONE.

843. YOU DIDN'T GET

844. ANYTHING FROM HER?

845. I GOT NOTHING.

846. AH, HONEY,

847. THERE ARE A LOT OF

848. OTHER FISH IN THE SEA.

849. GAY FISH.

850. OH, MY GOD.

851. WHO IS THAT?

852. OH, SHIT.

853. LOOK, WILL YOU GET ME

854. TO YOUR CAR, PLEASE?

855. I DON'T KNOW, YOU GUYS.

856. YOU'RE REALLY CUTTING-EDGE NOW.

857. LESBIAN MOMS,

858. BIRACIAL CHILD. WOW.

859. WE'RE NOT PREGNANT

860. YET, ALICE.

861. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

862. NO TROUBLE GETTING THAT KID

863. INTO

864. THE CENTER FOR EARLY EDUCATION.

865. IT'S GONNA BE

866. DIVERSITY POSTER CHILD.

867. LADIES...

868. HI.

869. ISN'T THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR?

870. DO YOU GUYS THINK HE KNOWS?

871. KNOWS WHAT?

872. THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S MAKING

873. THE TEAM WITH MARINA.

874. THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

875. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

876. I ONLY REPEAT WHAT I HEAR.

877. DID MARINA TELL YOU?

878. MARINA DIDN'T TELL HER

879. A THING.

880. IT'S WHAT MARINA

881. DIDN'T TELL ME. YOU KNOW?

882. WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT

883. FOR YOU TO BELIEVE

884. THAT EVERYONE IS SLEEPING

885. WITH EVERYONE ELSE?

886. BECAUSE THEY ARE.

887. NO, THAT'S JUST

888. YOUR LITTLE FANTASY.

889. HERE IS A TRULY

890. RADICAL IDEA

891. FOR YOU TO CONTEMPLATE.

892. MONOGAMY ISN'T JUST

893. HYPOTHETICAL.

894. SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO

895. PRACTICE IT.

896. OH, RIGHT.

897. OH, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

898. DON'T WORRY.

899. IT'S ON THE HOUSE.

900. HEY, THANK YOU.

901. HOW ARE YOU?

902. I'M GOOD, AND YOU?

903. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

904. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AND JENNY

905. IN A LONG TIME.

906. YEAH, I'VE ACTUALLY

907. BEEN BURIED.

908. WE HAVE THE BIGGEST COMPETITION

909. OF THE YEAR IN TWO WEEKS.

910. SHE'S JUST BEEN WRITING.

911. SHE HASN'T BEEN IN

912. AT ALL, HUH?

913. OH, NOT WHEN I WAS AROUND, NO.

914. YOU KNOW WHAT?

915. WE'RE HAVING

916. A DINNER PARTY TONIGHT.

917. IT'S JUST KIND OF

918. THROWN TOGETHER, LAST MINUTE.

919. YOU SHOULD COME.

920. OH, THAT'S SWEET,

921. BUT I HAVE SOME THINGS TO DO.

922. SERIOUSLY,

923. IT'LL BE FUN.

924. I MEAN, YOU'RE EVEN GOING TO

925. KNOW PEOPLE THERE—

926. BETTE AND TINA,

927. JENNY WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU.

928. 8:00 AT OUR HOUSE.

929. YOU CAN BRING ANYONE YOU WANT.

930. I SEE WHAT JENNY SEES IN YOU.

931. UM, THANKS.

932. COME.

933. BYE.

934. BYE.

935. WOW. THREE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

936. ALL AT ONCE.

937. PLEASE COME IN.

938. THANKS.

939. HI. YOU LOOK GREAT.

940. THANK YOU,

941. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

942. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

943. HI.

944. RANDY JACKSON,

945. CAROLYN VARAJIAN,

946. THESE ARE

947. OUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBORS.

948. THIS IS BETTE PORTER,

949. TINA KENNARD...

950. HI. NICE

951. TO MEET YOU.

952. NICE TO

953. MEET YOU.

954. AND THIS IS MARINA...

955. FERRER.

956. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY

957. I LET HER INTRODUCE HERSELF.

958. NOW, I GOT CHILI

959. IN THE KITCHEN.

960. JENNY JUST CALLED.

961. SHE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE.

962. SORRY ABOUT THAT,

963. BUT MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME,

964. AND I'LL, UH...

965. OH, I'LL HELP YOU

966. WITH THESE.

967. THANK YOU,

968. VERY MUCH.

969. SUBARU LOVED YOU.

970. WHAT?

971. YEAH, YOU'RE

972. THEIR GIRL.

973. YOU'RE THEIR A-NUMBER-ONE

974. TENNIS-PLAYING BABE.

975. I GOT IT?

976. YEAH, YOU GOT IT.

977. YEAH, DONE DEAL.

978. GODDAMN LOVED

979. YOUR FUCKING GUTS.

980. I GOT IT?

981. YEAH.

982. WHO DO YOU LOVE?

983. WHO DO YOU LOVE?

984. YOU!

985. THAT'S RIGHT.

986. OH, MY GOSH.

987. ALL RIGHT,

988. YOU'RE SWEATING ON ME.

989. YOU GOT SWEAT

990. ALL OVER MY SUIT.

991. JENNY, HEY.

992. LET ME GRAB THAT FOR YOU.

993. HI. HOW ARE YOU?

994. GOOD.

995. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

996. NICE TO SEE YOU.

997. HEY.

998. AWW.

999. I MISSED YOU.

1000. HI. NICE TO SEE YOU.

1001. HI.

1002. HELLO.

1003. SO I GOT EIGHT

1004. OF THOSE

1005. LITTLE CHOCOLATE

1006. DESSERT THINGS...

1007. VERY EXPENSIVE—

1008. THANK YOU.

1009. SO CHILI'S READY,

1010. YOU'RE NOT.

1011. IF YOU CAN RUN

1012. AND GET CHANGED,

1013. IT WOULD BE GREAT,

1014. OKAY?

1015. UM...

1016. I'LL SEE YOU...

1017. IN A SECOND.

1018. JEN, I JUST RAN INTO HER

1019. AT THE PLANET.

1020. WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?

1021. BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW

1022. THAT SHE WAS GOING

1023. TO BE HERE, OKAY?

1024. IT JUST KIND OF SUCKS.

1025. I HAVE NOTHING

1026. TO WEAR. FUCK!

1027. OKAY, THIS IS FINE.

1028. IT'S FINE.

1029. LOOK, I JUST

1030. DON'T GET—

1031. CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOR, PLEASE?

1032. THANK YOU.

1033. I DON'T GET

1034. WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

1035. DID SOMETHING HAPPEN

1036. BETWEEN YOU TWO?

1037. NO, NOTHING

1038. HAPPENED.

1039. I DON'T LIKE HER, OKAY?

1040. SHE HAS THIS, YOU KNOW,

1041. THIS WAY OF ACTING LIKE...

1042. SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING,

1043. BUT I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE

1044. AND JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

1045. JEN, STOP FOR A SECOND.

1046. JEN... STOP.

1047. WE ARE NOT GOING TO LET THIS

1048. RUIN OUR EVENING. OKAY?

1049. WE'RE GOING TO GO

1050. BACK OUT THERE,

1051. WE'RE GOING TO

1052. HAVE A GOOD TIME,

1053. AND WHATEVER COMPETITIVE THING

1054. YOU HAVE GOING WITH MARINA,

1055. JUST TALK TO HER.

1056. YOU KNOW, KISS AND MAKE UP,

1057. OR WHATEVER

1058. YOU WOMEN DO.

1059. WHOO!

1060. EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY,

1061. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

1062. AND WELCOME REBECCA THATCHER

1063. DOING SIR MIX-A-LOT'S

1064. "I LIKE BIG BUTTS". HEY!

1065. WHY DID WE COME

1066. TO KARAOKE NIGHT?

1067. SHE'S HERE!

1068. FUCKING GABBY DEVEAUX,

1069. AGAIN?

1070. YOU INVITED HER,

1071. DIDN'T YOU, AL?

1072. NO! GOD.

1073. NO, I MEAN, I MIGHT'VE MENTIONED

1074. THAT WE MIGHT BE HERE.

1075. LOOK, SHE HAD A REALLY GOOD

1076. EXCUSE THE OTHER NIGHT.

1077. YEAH, SHE'S

1078. A POOR EXCUSE

1079. FOR A DECENT

1080. HUMAN BEING.

1081. SHE'S REALLY CHANGED, SHANE.

1082. OKAY? YOU KNOW?

1083. SHE'S A LOT BETTER

1084. THAN SHE USED TO BE.

1085. RIGHT.

1086. WHOA. DID YOU SEE HER BOOTS?

1087. HOT, HOT, HOT!

1088. AL, YOU GET WITH HER,

1089. AND I WILL KILL YOU.

1090. SHE'LL STEP ON YOUR DIGNITY

1091. WITH THOSE BOOTS.

1092. TRUST ME.

1093. THANK YOU.

1094. YOU LOOK LIKE

1095. A RENAISSANCE PAINTING.

1096. OH... GOSH.

1097. THANK YOU.

1098. EVERYONE, BEFORE WE START,

1099. JENNY AND I HAVE

1100. A LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT

1101. WE'D LIKE TO MAKE.

1102. TIM...

1103. YOU'RE GETTING

1104. MARRIED?

1105. THAT'S WONDERFUL.

1106. CONGRATULATIONS,

1107. YOU GUYS.

1108. CONGRATULATIONS.

1109. THANK YOU

1110. VERY MUCH.

1111. THAT DESERVES

1112. A TOAST.

1113. ALL RIGHT.

1114. CHEERS.

1115. THANK YOU.

1116. SO CAN WE DIG IN?

1117. PLEASE DO.

1118. ALICE, DON'T

1119. TURN AROUND.

1120. ALICE...

1121. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT IGNORING ME.

1122. I WAS... BUSY.

1123. I WAS TALKING.

1124. EXCUSE ME,

1125. HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN

1126. BETTE AND TINA HERE TONIGHT?

1127. NO, THEY HAD, LIKE,

1128. A DINNER PARTY OR SOMETHING.

1129. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

1130. I'LL CHECK YOU ALL LATER.

1131. BYE, KIT.

1132. OKAY.

1133. ANYWAY, I...

1134. ABOUT THAT STORY,

1135. I THINK THEY'RE INTERESTED

1136. IN THE WHOLE CHART THING,

1137. AND, UM... THE GUYS

1138. AT THE MAGAZINE

1139. LOOKED PRETTY

1140. INTERESTED IN IT,

1141. AND, UM...

1142. SOMETHING ABOUT THE...

1143. YEAH, THEY LIKED THE WAY

1144. I LINKED THE EDITOR

1145. TO ME...

1146. IN, LIKE, THREE MOVES.

1147. ALICE?

1148. ALICE?

1149. WHAT?

1150. IT'S... IT'S COOL.

1151. MAY I HAVE A GLASS?

1152. SURE.

1153. LET ME SEE YOUR RING.

1154. ARE YOU HAPPY?

1155. DON'T ASK ME THAT.

1156. OH, SORRY.

1157. I WAS ADMIRING

1158. JENNY'S RING.

1159. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

1160. IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

1161. TIM HAS GREAT TASTE.

1162. YEAH, HE DOES.

1163. I'M...

1164. I'M REALLY...

1165. I'M JUST REALLY NOT USED

1166. TO THE WAY THIS FEELS...

1167. THIS RING.

1168. YES?

1169. HI.

1170. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1171. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1172. I KNOW IT'S NOT MY PLACE

1173. TO JUDGE YOU, MARINA,

1174. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

1175. WITH YOU AND JENNY,

1176. BUT I THINK THIS IS WRONG.

1177. I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY...

1178. BUT I DON'T THINK

1179. I'VE DONE ANYTHING WRONG.

1180. FIRST QUESTION.

1181. IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE DAY

1182. LEFT TO LIVE,

1183. HOW WOULD YOU

1184. LIVE IT?

1185. JENNY.

1186. YES.

1187. OH, UM...

1188. I WOULD PROBABLY SPEND

1189. THE WHOLE DAY AND NIGHT

1190. WRITING, UNTIL...

1191. I FELT AS THOUGH

1192. I'D LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND

1193. THAT I WAS PROUD OF.

1194. YOU MEAN YOU WOULDN'T

1195. SPEND IT WITH ME?

1196. REALLY, HUH?

1197. I WOULD BE LYING

1198. ON A BEACH,

1199. SIPPING RUM AND READING BORGES.

1200. AND I WOULD

1201. BE WITH YOU,

1202. BECAUSE JENNY WOULD BE

1203. OFF SOMEWHERE WRITING.

1204. OKAY, YOUR TURN.

1205. I NEED TO LEAVE.

1206. NAKED IN

1207. TAHITI.

1208. THAT'S THE WAY

1209. TO DO IT.

1210. YOU GUYS, BETTE HAS

1211. THIS THROBBING HEADACHE,

1212. AND SHE HAS HAD IT

1213. SINCE EARLY THIS MORNING,

1214. SO I'M GOING

1215. TO TAKE HER HOME.

1216. OH. CAN I GET YOU SOME ADVIL?

1217. NO, NO, I'M JUST GOING

1218. TO PUT HER TO BED.

1219. SHE'LL BE FINE.

1220. BUT THANKS,

1221. IT WAS SUCH A GREAT EVENING.

1222. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

1223. BYE, TIM.

1224. NICE MEETING YOU.

1225. CONGRATULATIONS.

1226. THANK YOU.

1227. BYE, BETTE.

1228. I HOPE YOU

1229. FEEL BETTER.

1230. I'M SURE I WILL. THANKS.

1231. WHAT HAPPENED?

1232. MARINA AND JENNY.

1233. WHAT MAKES YOU

1234. SO SURE?

1235. BELIEVE ME.

1236. I SAW THEM.

1237. THEY WERE GETTING

1238. REAL CLOSE

1239. IN THE KITCHEN.

1240. WELL, MAYBE THEY

1241. WERE JUST TALKING.

1242. I'M SURE IF

1243. ANYTHING HAPPENED,

1244. IT WAS PROBABLY JUST

1245. A ONE-TIME THING.

1246. MAYBE TIM KNOWS.

1247. TIM DOESN'T KNOW.

1248. THEY WERE IN THERE

1249. MAKING A FOOL OF HIM.

1250. WHY ARE YOU BEING

1251. SO JUDGMENTAL?

1252. AND WHY ARE YOU BEING

1253. SO BLASE?

1254. DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE MAKING

1255. TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS?

1256. NO.

1257. WELL, IT'S NOT THAT BIG

1258. OF A DEAL.

1259. WHY? JUST BECAUSE

1260. MARINA'S A WOMAN,

1261. IT DOESN'T COUNT?

1262. OH, YEAH, BETTE,

1263. THAT'S EXACTLY

1264. WHAT I THINK.

1265. WELL, THOSE ARE

1266. REALLY GREAT VALUES

1267. TO PASS ON TO OUR KID,

1268. AREN'T THEY, TINA?

1269. YOU MEAN

1270. YOU'RE PREGNANT?

1271. JESUS!

1272. AND NO ONE

1273. WAS GOING TO TELL ME?

1274. HI, KIT.

1275. I DON'T KNOW.

1276. WE DON'T KNOW YET.

1277. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS

1278. HAVE TO BREAK IN?

1279. LOOK, I'M GOING

1280. TO GO TO BED, YOU GUYS.

1281. YOU CAN'T.

1282. I NEED TO TALK

1283. TO BOTH OF YOU.

1284. IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

1285. WELL, IF I DON'T DO IT NOW,

1286. THEN I AM GOING

1287. TO LOSE MY NERVE.

1288. IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT?

1289. START MAKING AMENDS.

1290. IS THIS A 12-STEP THING?

1291. YEAH, AND I...

1292. I HAVE TO DO THIS,

1293. OR I'M NOT GOING TO GET

1294. MY LICENSE BACK.

1295. SO IT'S A REQUIREMENT.

1296. I MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN MEAN IT.

1297. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO

1298. GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS...

1299. NO, IT'S NOT.

1300. I REALLY MEAN IT.

1301. LIKE YOU DO ALL THE TIME.

1302. I REALLY MEAN IT,

1303. AND I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINKING

1304. ABOUT IT,

1305. AND I WROTE A LIST

1306. THAT I WANTED YOU TO LOOK AT

1307. TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING,

1308. YOU KNOW,

1309. THAT I FORGOT.

1310. OKAY...

1311. BETTE, I HAVE TO DO THIS.

1312. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE TIME

1313. I YELLED AT YOU

1314. WHEN YOU WERE 10,

1315. AND YOU HID IN THE GARAGE

1316. TO LISTEN

1317. TO MY BAND PRACTICE.

1318. I APOLOGIZE

1319. THAT I DIDN'T TURN UP

1320. FOR YOUR 12th BIRTHDAY PARTY

1321. AFTER PROMISING I WOULD.

1322. AND I APOLOGIZE

1323. FOR HIDING MY STASH

1324. IN YOUR TEDDY BEAR

1325. AND LETTING DADDY

1326. REAM YOU,

1327. EVEN THOUGH

1328. HE KNEW IT WAS MINE,

1329. AND I APOLOGIZE

1330. FOR DISAPPEARING FROM YOUR LIFE

1331. FOR SO MANY YEARS.

1332. COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE.

1333. YOU KNOW I MEAN IT.

1334. BETTE, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST

1335. NOT THAT EASY FOR HER!

1336. WELL, I GUESS

1337. I FUCKED THAT UP.

1338. NO, YOU DIDN'T.

1339. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

1340. HEY!

1341. SO DID YOU HEAR

1342. FROM SUBARU?

1343. DID YOU GET IT?

1344. I DID IT.

1345. OH, MY GOD!

1346. THAT IS FANTASTIC.

1347. I KNEW YOU WOULD.

1348. THANKS.

1349. WELL, THEY'RE LUCKY

1350. TO HAVE YOU.

1351. OH, THANKS.

1352. WELL, UM, GOOD NIGHT.

1353. GOOD NIGHT.

1354. JUST IN CASE

1355. YOU WERE STILL WONDERING.

1356. HI.

1357. WELL, HEY.

1358. I LIKE YOUR BOOTS.

1359. HI.

1360. HI.

1361. ARE YOU, UM, WITH ANYONE?

1362. UM... NO.

1363. HEY!

1364. I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

1365. THERE'S A MENACE

1366. IN THE HOUSE.

1367. SHE'S A USER...

1368. AND A FUCKER,

1369. AND SHE HAS PROBABLY

1370. FUCKED YOU AND YOU

1371. AND YOU...

1372. AND THERE SHE IS!

1373. ON THE PROWL

1374. LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GIRL

1375. TO FUCK AND LEAVE!

1376. SO TELL HER, "NO MORE!"

1377. STOP THE MENACE!

1378. I'M SORRY.

1379. STOP THE MENACE!

1380. COME ON! STOP THE MENACE!

1381. STOP THE MENACE!

1382. I THINK

1383. YOU'RE RIGHT

1384. TO HAVE SUCH

1385. STRONG CONVICTIONS.

1386. IT MAKES YOU

1387. WHO YOU ARE.

1388. IT SETS YOU APART.

1389. I LOVE YOU FOR THAT.

1390. I DO.

1391. YES.

1392. OUI. THANK YOU.

1393. GOOD-BYE, TIM.

1394. IT WAS WONDERFUL.

1395. THANK YOU.

1396. JENNY, YOU HAVE

1397. A WONDERFUL HOME.

1398. THANK YOU.

1399. WOW. HEY, JUST

1400. ONE QUESTION.

1401. WHO IS IN LOVE

1402. WITH THAT WOMAN?

1403. COUNT ME IN.

1404. I'M ONLY HUMAN.

1405. THE WOMAN HAS A CHARM

1406. THAT GOES WAY BEYOND THE FACT

1407. THAT SHE'S JUST... STUNNING.

1408. YES. JENNY...

1409. DON'T YOU HAVE

1410. JUST A LITTLE CRUSH ON HER?

1411. NO.