The L Word 1x14

Directed by Rose Troche

Tygh Runyan as Gene Feinberg • Anne Ramsay as Robin • Kelly Lynch as Ivan Aycock • Ion Overman as Candace Jewell • Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe

As the "Provocations" opening approaches, Bette struggles with a temptation. After some sad news, Dana turns to Tonya, leaving Alice unhappy. Shane tries to let Clea down gently but it backfires in her face.

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1. TAKE ME SOMEWHERE.

2. SO WHEN DO I

3. SEE YOU AGAIN?

4. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

5. ON THURSDAY NIGHT?

6. MY NEIGHBOR BETTE,

7. SHE'S HAVING A THINGAMAJIGGY.

8. WHAT? WHAT?

9. I HAVE SOMETHING

10. ON THURSDAY.

11. REALLY?

12. YEAH.

13. FUCK.

14. IF SHE ASKED ME

15. TODAY,

16. I WOULD SAY NO.

17. MM-HMM.

18. I WOULD.

19. YOU WOULD?

20. YES.

21. I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

22. OH, YOU DO?

23. I DO.

24. HMM.

25. WHAT?

26. I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS.

27. IT'S GOOD.

28. YEAH, IT IS.

29. OH, GOD.

30. STOP.

31. YOU DON'T WANT THIS

32. SHOWING UP

33. ON YOUR CREDIT CARD

34. STATEMENT.

35. YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BE

36. IN CONTROL.

37. WE NEED A PLUMBER.

38. YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO

39. NEED A CARPENTER, TOO.

40. IF WE'RE GOING

41. TO MAKE THIS PLACE

42. PRESENTABLE.

43. I KNOW ONE.

44. SHE'S WORKING FOR BETTE AT CAC.

45. HER NAME IS CANDACE,

46. AND SHE IS MAKING A PACKET, TOO.

47. WELL, THEN, MAYBE

48. SHE'LL GIVE US A BREAK.

49. YEAH?

50. YEAH, CALL HER.

51. OKAY.

52. JAMES, HEY. IT'S TINA.

53. IS BETTE THERE?

54. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO,

55. JUST HAVE HER CALL ME

56. WHEN SHE GETS IN.

57. UM, DO YOU HAPPEN

58. TO HAVE A NUMBER

59. FOR CANDACE JEWELL?

60. YEAH? GOOD.

61. HEY.

62. HI.

63. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

64. I THINK IT'S AWESOME.

65. I LOVE IT.

66. THEN WHY THE FUCK

67. DID YOU DO IT?

68. STEVE—

69. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE

70. IN BUSINESS WITH SOMEONE,

71. YOU GOT TO LEARN

72. TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

73. WHEN YOU'RE AROUND

74. THEIR FAMILY.

75. NOW, I ALREADY KNEW

76. MY DAUGHTER

77. WAS INTO GIRLS.

78. THAT'S NOT NEWS

79. TO ME.

80. MAYBE SHE WAS EXPERIMENTING.

81. MAYBE IT'S A PHASE.

82. THE BOTTOM LINE

83. IS THIS—

84. STEVE, I DIDN'T—

85. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS—

86. IF I'M IN BUSINESS WITH A GUY

87. AND HE GOES FOR MY DAUGHTER,

88. I SAY, "IS HE HONEST?

89. IS HE A GOOD MAN?

90. WILL HE TREAT HER RIGHT?"

91. STEVE, I DIDN'T SLEEP

92. WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.

93. DON'T BULLSHIT ME,

94. SHANE,

95. BECAUSE I'M ALREADY CUTTING YOU

96. A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF SLACK HERE.

97. ONE THING I'VE GOT

98. TO WARN YOU—

99. CHERIE'S

100. ON THE WARPATH.

101. SHE'LL CALM DOWN

102. FOR SURE,

103. BUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW,

104. SHE WANTS YOU DRAWN

105. AND QUARTERED.

106. SHE DOESN'T LIKE

107. OUR KID BEING GAY,

108. YOU KNOW?

109. NO MATTER HOW EVOLVED WE ARE,

110. IT'S STILL NOT

111. AN EASY LIFE.

112. SHANE.

113. SHA—SHANE!

114. WHAT THE FUCK?

115. CHERIE,

116. WILL YOU OPEN

117. THE GATE?

118. LISTEN, I KNOW

119. YOU'RE IN THERE,

120. AND I'M NOT LEAVING

121. UNTIL YOU COME OUTSIDE.

122. OPEN THE GATE!

123. HI. LOOK, I JUST WANTED

124. TO LET YOU KNOW,

125. MY PARENTS ARE REALLY MAD

126. RIGHT NOW—

127. CLEA, GET OUT

128. OF MY CAR, MAN.

129. LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND,

130. THE REALITY OF YOU AND ME,

131. I THINK

132. IT'S JUST FREAKING THEM OUT.

133. CLEA, CLEA, CLEA,

134. CLEA, CLEA.

135. THERE IS NO REALITY

136. OF YOU AND ME.

137. OH, MY GOD, SHANE.

138. THERE NEVER WAS.

139. I'VE TOLD YOU THAT

140. I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE.

141. YOU KNOW WHAT?

142. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU

143. WITH THIS PERSON.

144. WHO IS THIS PERSON?

145. IT'S COMPLICATED.

146. YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER!

147. I LOVE YOU, OKAY?

148. SHE DOESN'T.

149. THERE'S NO WAY

150. SHE'S GOING TO DROP EVERYTHING

151. AND BE WITH YOU,

152. SHANE.

153. I NEED

154. ORGANIZATION.

155. THIS IS NOT

156. ORGANIZATION.

157. DO YOU UNDERSTAND

158. WHAT I'M SAYING?

159. DO YOU SEE

160. WHAT'S WRONG?

161. CHERIE, CHERIE!

162. YOU'RE BOTH

163. STAYING THERE

164. UNTIL

165. YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

166. KIDS.

167. GET OUT.

168. GET OUT. GET OUT.

169. I'M TAKING CLEA TO PARIS,

170. AND I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.

171. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

172. LISTEN,

173. LISTEN TO ME,

174. LISTEN TO ME,

175. LISTEN TO ME.

176. I DID NOT DO

177. ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?

178. SHE'S LYING.

179. I SWEAR TO GOD

180. I DIDN'T DO IT.

181. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU.

182. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

183. HOW MUCH YOU MEAN

184. TO ME?

185. I SWEAR I WOULD NEVER—

186. YOU FUCKING BITCH!

187. CLEA!

188. CLEA!

189. HI.

190. AM I INTERRUPTING?

191. NO, COME ON IN.

192. HOW ARE YOU?

193. I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

194. I'M GOOD.

195. I'M GETTING ORGANIZED.

196. YEAH?

197. YEAH.

198. WHAT?

199. THERE'S SOMETHING THAT

200. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

201. OKAY.

202. JENNY,

203. TECHNICALLY,

204. YOU AND I ARE STILL MARRIED.

205. WE NEED TO GET A DIVORCE.

206. OF COURSE WE DO.

207. I FOUND THE NAME

208. OF A GOOD LAWYER ON CAMPUS.

209. I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GO...

210. SEE HIM TOGETHER.

211. OKAY.

212. SWEETIE,

213. ALICE IS HERE.

214. CAN I JUST—

215. THANKS.

216. HI, DANE.

217. OH, POOR

218. MR. PIDDLES.

219. OKAY, OKAY.

220. OH, I'M SO,

221. SO SORRY.

222. SHE'S BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY.

223. I TRIED TO GET SOMEBODY TO COME

224. AND REMOVE IT,

225. BUT SHE'S BEEN SITTING THERE

226. FOR, LIKE, THREE HOURS.

227. OKAY.

228. ALL RIGHT, WE—

229. ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT

230. TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS,

231. RIGHT, DANE?

232. I MEAN...

233. I'LL DO ANYTHING,

234. RIGHT?

235. I'LL DO ANYTHING.

236. WHAT DO YOU NEED?

237. HAVE YOU THOUGHT

238. ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT?

239. I DON'T WANT HIM CREMATED.

240. OKAY.

241. YEAH,

242. WE'LL BURY HIM.

243. YOU WANT HIM

244. BURIED?

245. YOU WANT ME

246. TO ARRANGE

247. THE BURIAL PLOT?

248. YEAH.

249. HE SHOULD HAVE

250. A CASKET,

251. YOU KNOW,

252. MAHOGANY, MAYBE.

253. ONLY THE BEST

254. FOR MR. P.

255. YOU KNOW WHAT?

256. I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE THE

257. V.I.P. RECEPTION TO EAST ONE.

258. THE ANISH KAPUR IS IN THERE.

259. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD

260. TO IMBUE YOUR MAJOR DONORS

261. WITH A SENSE OF AWE.

262. BUT THE ISABELLA PERNAO'S

263. THERE, TOO.

264. DON'T YOU THINK—

265. I THINK

266. IT SAYS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE,

267. "WE STAND BEHIND THIS SHOW,

268. EVERY FACET OF IT,

269. "AND WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO HIDE

270. THE MORE CHALLENGING PIECES

271. FOR ANYBODY'S COMFORT."

272. YOU KNOW, I STILL NEED

273. TO DISCUSS SECURITY.

274. CAN YOU MAKE SURE

275. THAT GAVIN DOESN'T LEAVE

276. BEFORE I'VE HAD A CHANCE

277. TO TALK WITH HIM?

278. I'LL LET THE CATERERS

279. KNOW ABOUT THE...

280. GREAT.

281. HEY, BIG JAMES.

282. HOLA, SISTER.

283. HELLO.

284. YOU REMEMBER

285. YOU SAID

286. HOW IMPORTANT

287. IT WAS TO EAT?

288. WELL, WE PICKED UP

289. A LITTLE SOMETHING

290. FROM

291. THAT WOO-WOO PLACE

292. ON LA CIENEGA

293. THAT YOU LOVE

294. SO MUCH.

295. YOU GUYS, YOU WENT

296. TO REAL FOOD DAILY.

297. THAT IS SO SWEET.

298. WELL, IVAN

299. PICKED IT UP

300. WHILE I WAS

301. AT MY A.A. MEETING.

302. OH, THANK YOU.

303. THANK YOU SO MUCH

304. FOR COMING.

305. UM, I GUESS

306. YOU KNOW

307. WHAT I WANT

308. TO TALK ABOUT.

309. NO, I'M—I'M NOT SURE.

310. WELL,

311. AS YOU CAN SEE,

312. WE'RE TRYING TO

313. FIX THIS PLACE UP,

314. AND WE NEED HELP.

315. WE DON'T HAVE

316. A LOT OF MONEY,

317. BUT IT'S

318. A REALLY GREAT

319. PROJECT,

320. AND THE KIDS,

321. THEY JUST—

322. THEY LOVE IT HERE.

323. UH... YEAH.

324. ANYTHING FOR THE KIDS.

325. CAN I TALK TO YOU

326. FOR A SECOND?

327. YOU WANT TO TELL ME

328. WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

329. I'M JUST TAKING OUT THE TRASH.

330. NO, WITH HER.

331. SHE'S MADLY IN LOVE

332. WITH YOU, YOU KNOW.

333. NO, HE'S NOT, WE'RE FRIENDS.

334. HE HELPS ME OUT

335. WITH STUFF.

336. THAT'S BECAUSE

337. SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU,

338. AND SHE WANTS TO BE

339. YOUR HUSBAND.

340. NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

341. KIT, BELIEVE ME.

342. YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE

343. TO READ THE SIGNALS,

344. BUT THEY'RE THERE.

345. I SAW THE WAY

346. SHE LOOKS AT YOU.

347. SHE IS FULLY COURTING YOU,

348. OLD SCHOOL,

349. AND YOU'RE LETTING HER.

350. OH, IS THAT SO?

351. YEAH, IT IS.

352. WELL, THANK YOU

353. FOR THE LESSONS

354. ON THE RITUAL MATING HABITS

355. OF INDIGENOUS LESBIANS.

356. MAYBE NEXT WEEK, WE'LL DO

357. BUTCH AND FEMME ROLE PLAYING.

358. UH, LADIES.

359. I FIGURED

360. WE SHOULD GET GOING

361. AND LET YOU GET ON

362. WITH YOUR BUSINESS.

363. YOU MUST WANT

364. TO GET HOME

365. TO THE LITTLE WOMAN

366. SOME TIME TONIGHT.

367. GOSH, GENE.

368. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER

369. THAN DINNER AND A MOVIE.

370. IS THIS HOW YOU GET

371. ALL THE GIRLS?

372. TRUTH?

373. YES, PLEASE.

374. I DON'T REALLY DATE

375. THAT MUCH,

376. YOU KNOW...

377. WHY?

378. UM... I WAS

379. WITH THE SAME WOMAN

380. FOR THE LAST

381. FIVE YEARS,

382. AND SHE NEVER

383. REALLY CAME HERE.

384. I MEAN,

385. SHE HATED FISH.

386. SO...

387. OH.

388. I KNOW.

389. WE WEREN'T EXACTLY

390. THE GREATEST MATCH.

391. WHAT ELSE?

392. UM...

393. WELL, SHE LIKED

394. TO EXERCISE

395. EARLY, EARLY

396. IN THE MORNING,

397. AND...

398. NO.

399. I HATE EXERCISE,

400. AND I HATE MORNINGS,

401. SO...

402. AND I DID MY THESIS

403. ON NOCTURNAL

404. BEHAVIOR.

405. I NEVER REALLY

406. BROKE THE HABIT

407. OF STAYING UP LATE,

408. YOU KNOW?

409. WHAT DO YOU LIKE

410. TO DO

411. IN THE MIDDLE

412. OF THE NIGHT?

413. USUALLY, I READ...

414. HMM.

415. AND...

416. SHE WASN'T JEWISH.

417. OH, GENE,

418. IS THAT IMPORTANT

419. TO YOU?

420. NO.

421. NO, IT'S NOT

422. IMPORTANT.

423. IT'S...

424. IT'S JUST

425. AN ADDED BONUS.

426. HEY.

427. WAS THAT OKAY?

428. IT WAS NICE.

429. OH, "NICE."

430. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

431. NO, IT WAS NICE.

432. THAT'S DAMNING

433. WITH FAINT PRAISE.

434. YOU WANT TO

435. GO MEET THE SEALS?

436. I MEANT IT.

437. IT WAS NICE.

438. HMM?

439. YES.

440. THE SEALS MIGHT

441. CHANGE YOUR MIND.

442. ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT

443. YOU'RE A GOOD KISSER?

444. NO,

445. ABOUT YOUR STORY.

446. THEY'RE WAY BETTER

447. COMMUNICATORS

448. THAN MANATEES.

449. THEY EVEN HAVE

450. DIALECTS.

451. I THINK

452. YOU'LL LOVE THEM.

453. OKAY.

454. COME ON.

455. OKAY.

456. HMM?

457. WOW.

458. THIS IS WHERE

459. I SPEND MY DAYS.

460. GOSH.

461. YEAH.

462. HELLO.

463. YEAH, THE SEALS

464. HAVE THIS AMAZINGLY INTRICATE

465. SYSTEM OF COMMUNICATION

466. THAT LETS THEM

467. SETTLE QUARRELS

468. WITHOUT FIGHTING.

469. IT'S PRETTY

470. INCREDIBLE.

471. COME HERE.

472. WE SHOULD BE

473. SO LUCKY.

474. IT'S VERY CIVILIZED.

475. UM, YOU KNOW—

476. WHOA, HEY, YOU KNOW,

477. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

478. I WANT TO.

479. UM... I KNOW YOU WENT—

480. ARE YOU SURE?

481. MM-HMM.

482. ARE YOU OKAY?

483. I'M FINE.

484. I'M FINE.

485. I'M SORRY, DID I—

486. DID I DO SOMETHING?

487. NO, NO,

488. I'M FINE, FINE.

489. I DON'T THINK

490. YOU'RE FINE.

491. YOU'RE CRYING.

492. I'M SO SORRY.

493. DID I HURT YOU?

494. NO.

495. UM...

496. ARE YOU OKAY?

497. I...

498. I...

499. UM...

500. SHH, SHH...

501. OH, NO, NO.

502. OH, SHH...

503. OH, JENNY.

504. HE LOOKS

505. A LITTLE STRANGE.

506. YEAH, I THINK

507. HE HASN'T REALLY

508. THAWED OUT YET.

509. WE WERE AFRAID

510. HE WAS GOING

511. TO DECOMPOSE,

512. SO SHANE AND I

513. PUT HIM

514. IN THE FREEZER.

515. HOW IS SHANE?

516. SHE SEEMS

517. PREOCCUPIED.

518. YEAH, YEAH,

519. I DON'T KNOW.

520. SHE'S NOT TALKING,

521. BUT I THINK

522. IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO

523. WITH HER

524. AND HER HOLLYWOOD WIFE.

525. I'M NOT GOING TO STOP CALLING

526. UNTIL YOU DO, ALL RIGHT?

527. ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

528. OH, I'M SO SORRY

529. ABOUT MR. P.

530. I KNOW HOW MUCH

531. HE MEANT TO YOU.

532. I'M SO GLAD

533. I GOT TO KNOW HIM

534. BEFORE

535. HE PASSED ON.

536. OH, THANKS

537. FOR TAKING

538. SUCH GOOD CARE

539. OF HIM, KIT.

540. I DIDN'T KNOW HIM,

541. BUT MY CONDOLENCES.

542. IVAN.

543. HI.

544. HI.

545. I'M SO SORRY.

546. THIS WAS GOING TO BE

547. YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

548. I WANT YOU TO UNWRAP IT.

549. IT'S BY ONE OF

550. MY FAVORITE ARTISTS,

551. ED CONLIN.

552. THANK YOU.

553. YOU'RE WELCOME.

554. WHAT IS WITH THE TWIN THING?

555. ARE THEY MERGING

556. ALREADY?

557. WILL YOU TAKE THIS FOR ME?

558. THANKS.

559. HI, BABY.

560. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

561. YOU GUYS...

562. TONYA.

563. OH.

564. I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST

565. TO MR. PIDDLES.

566. TO MR. P., KITTY,

567. YOU WELL-LOVED

568. FURRY FELINE.

569. WE WILL MISS YOU.

570. CHEERS.

571. MR. P.

572. HEY, DANE,

573. HERE WE GO.

574. YEAH.

575. I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING, RIGHT?

576. OKAY.

577. EVERYBODY,

578. I JUST WANT TO SAY—

579. TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH

580. FOR COMING,

581. AND... YOU GUYS

582. ARE THE BEST FRIENDS

583. ANYBODY COULD EVER HAVE.

584. IT'S TIMES

585. LIKE THESE

586. WHEN YOU REALIZE

587. WHAT'S IMPORTANT,

588. AND THOSE

589. ARE THE PEOPLE

590. WHO ARE THERE FOR YOU,

591. THE ONES WHO GOT YOU THROUGH,

592. AND... THEN THE ONES

593. YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT,

594. AND I'VE

595. ALSO REALIZED

596. HOW IMPORTANT TONYA IS TO ME—

597. COME HERE—

598. AND SHE, MORE THAN ANYONE,

599. HAS REALLY HELPED ME

600. GET THROUGH

601. THIS REALLY TERRIBLE

602. TIME,

603. AND I JUST—

604. I JUST WANTED YOU ALL

605. TO BE THE FIRST

606. TO KNOW...

607. JUST SHOW THEM,

608. SHOW THEM.

609. TONYA AND I

610. ARE ENGAGED.

611. WE'RE GETTING

612. MARRIED.

613. NO WAY.

614. SHIT.

615. I'M JUST—YOU KNOW,

616. IT'S JUST A SHAME

617. THAT MR. P. CAN'T BE HERE

618. TO SHARE THIS WITH US,

619. BUT I'M SURE

620. HE'D BE FILLED WITH JOY LIKE ME.

621. IT'S A CONFLICT

622. OF INTEREST.

623. IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE CAC,

624. AND IT'S NOT FAIR TO CANDACE.

625. I'M SORRY,

626. I DIDN'T THINK

627. IT WAS GOING TO BE

628. SUCH A BIG DEAL

629. FOR YOU.

630. I DON'T KNOW WHY

631. YOU'RE FREAKING OUT

632. ABOUT IT.

633. BECAUSE YOU'RE EXPLOITING HER.

634. I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T MAKE

635. THAT MUCH MONEY,

636. AND SHE MIGHT JUST HAVE FELT

637. SHE HAD TO DO IT BECAUSE OF ME.

638. SHE SEEMED HAPPY

639. TO DO IT.

640. SHE SAID YES?

641. YES.

642. SELFISH...

643. I'M GOING TO

644. HAVE TO ASK YOU

645. TO MOVE ON

646. OUT OF HERE.

647. LISTEN, I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE.

648. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT

649. SOMEWHERE ELSE.

650. LISTEN, THEY'RE EXPECTING ME,

651. ALL RIGHT?

652. THEY'RE GOING TO BE OUT

653. IN A MINUTE.

654. NO, THEY WON'T,

655. AND IF YOU DON'T GET YOURSELF

656. FAR ENOUGH AWAY

657. FROM THEIR HOUSE,

658. YOU'RE GOING TO BE

659. IN VIOLATION

660. OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER

661. THEY FILED AGAINST YOU.

662. YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

663. YEAH.

664. FINE.

665. TINA.

666. I'M SORRY.

667. I-I OVERREACTED.

668. OKAY.

669. I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU

670. HOW STRESSED OUT I AM.

671. I MEAN,

672. I KNOW

673. THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE

674. MY BEHAVIOR,

675. BUT I THINK

676. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A NICE THING

677. IF YOU HAD TOLD ME

678. THAT YOU WERE TALKING TO SOMEONE

679. THAT I'M WORKING WITH.

680. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?

681. I'M MEETING OSCAR AND ESAI.

682. CAN YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?

683. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

684. I'M SORRY

685. I DIDN'T THINK

686. TO WARN YOU.

687. WE'VE BEEN

688. A LITTLE OUT OF TOUCH.

689. IT'LL BE OVER SOON.

690. AS SOON AS THE SHOW OPENS—

691. SURE.

692. I'LL CALL YOU LATER...

693. WHENEVER I GET A MINUTE.

694. OH, MY GOD, WHAT AM I DOING?

695. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?

696. WHAT AM I DOING?

697. HI.

698. HEY.

699. YOU'RE STILL HERE.

700. I WANTED TO MAKE SURE

701. YOU WERE OKAY.

702. I'M SORRY

703. ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

704. YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT

705. I WAS A CRAZY PERSON.

706. NO,

707. YOU JUST SEEMED...

708. REALLY SAD.

709. AT LEAST

710. I HAVE SOME IDEA

711. OF WHAT'S GOING ON,

712. YOU KNOW...

713. IT'S PRETTY INTENSE.

714. MY LIFE...

715. SO AM I, LIKE, THE FIRST GUY

716. YOU TRIED TO BE WITH

717. SINCE YOU FELL IN LOVE

718. WITH THAT WOMAN

719. AND YOUR MARRIAGE FELL APART

720. AND SHE DROPPED YOU

721. LIKE A HOT POTATO?

722. YEAH.

723. YOU'RE THE FIRST GUY SINCE TIM.

724. MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT

725. TO BE WITH GUYS.

726. NO.

727. NO, I...

728. I STILL LIKE GUYS...

729. I DO.

730. I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANT

731. TO SEE ME AGAIN.

732. DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN?

733. I LIKE YOU.

734. I LIKE YOU, TOO.

735. I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.

736. I JUST TOOK

737. THE LIBERTY

738. OF ORDERING

739. FOR YOU, SO...

740. YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS KNOW

741. WHAT I'M GOING TO GET

742. EVEN BEFORE

743. I KNOW IT.

744. I'M GETTING SPOILED.

745. NOTHING—

746. NOTHING COULD SPOIL YOU,

747. NOTHING.

748. IVAN...

749. I ADORE YOU,

750. I REALLY DO,

751. AND YOU ARE THE FINEST PERSON

752. I'VE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE

753. OF SPENDING TIME

754. WITH...

755. BUT THIS,

756. IT JUST DOESN'T

757. FEEL RIGHT.

758. UH, WHAT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

759. ABOUT IT?

760. I... I JUST DON'T HAVE ANYTHING

761. TO OFFER YOU IN RETURN.

762. OH, NO.

763. YOU—YOU OFFER ME SO MUCH.

764. YOU CAN'T IMAGINE—

765. PLEASE, PLEASE,

766. PLEASE, PLEASE.

767. PLEASE,

768. JUST LISTEN TO ME.

769. YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS.

770. I-I'M A STRAIGHT WOMAN...

771. A TWO-MONTHS-

772. FROM-50-YEAR

773. LIFETIME

774. HETEROSEXUAL WOMAN.

775. YOU KNOW, IF YOU...

776. IF YOU WERE A MAN...

777. YOU WOULD BE

778. THE PERFECT MAN...

779. AND I KNOW

780. THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE

781. WHO COULD BE BETTER FOR YOU

782. AND JUST GIVE YOU

783. WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

784. DO YOU KNOW

785. WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, KIT?

786. NO.

787. NO, NOT IN THE BIG-PICTURE SENSE

788. THAT YOU MEAN.

789. THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW

790. I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU?

791. SEE YOU LATER.

792. BYE.

793. WHO THE FUCK

794. WAS THAT?

795. I DON'T THINK

796. THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

797. WHAT?

798. JENNY,

799. THIS IS MY HOUSE.

800. I THINK

801. IT'S MY BUSINESS

802. IF YOU'RE FUCKING

803. SOME OTHER GUY

804. IN MY HOUSE!

805. NO.

806. YOU AND I ARE GETTING

807. A DIVORCE.

808. LOOK AT ME!

809. BECAUSE

810. YOU FELL IN LOVE

811. WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!

812. AND THAT RELATIONSHIP HAS ENDED,

813. AND NOW I'M DATING OTHER PEOPLE.

814. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE

815. IF I'M DATING

816. A MAN OR A WOMAN, TIM?

817. THE DIFFERENCE

818. IS THAT WE WERE ENGAGED.

819. YOU WERE SUPPOSEDLY IN LOVE

820. WITH ME.

821. YOU SWORE

822. THAT IF YOU WERE EVER GOING

823. TO BE WITH A MAN AGAIN,

824. I WAS THE MAN

825. YOU WERE GOING TO BE WITH,

826. THE ONLY MAN.

827. AND I BELIEVED IT

828. WHEN I SAID IT TO YOU, TIM.

829. BUT IT WASN'T TRUE.

830. JENNY, YOU'VE TAKEN

831. OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP,

832. TURNED IT

833. INTO THIS ENORMOUS FUCKING LIE.

834. I DON'T WANT YOU

835. IN MY LIFE ANYMORE.

836. IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD.

837. DO YOU WANT ME TO MOVE OUT?

838. IT'S GOT TO BE

839. BETTER THAN THIS,

840. RIGHT?

841. YEAH, I KNOW

842. THAT THE SEQUENCING

843. IS COMPLETELY WRONG

844. IN THIS ROOM.

845. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY,

846. THAT IS AN OPI,

847. THAT IS NOT A SPINACI,

848. SO I THINK

849. WHAT WE HAVE TO... DO

850. IS TO...

851. ACTUALLY, CAN YOU DO THAT

852. FOR ME?

853. YEAH.

854. I NEED 45 MINUTES

855. IN MY OFFICE, ALONE.

856. SURE, ABSOLUTELY.

857. [ FOOTSTEPS

858. APPROACHING ]

859. I, JENNIFER SCHECTER,

860. AM NOT TOO SURE OF WHO I AM,

861. BECAUSE THERE ARE

862. SEVERAL OF ME.

863. THEY FLOAT UP FROM ME

864. LIKE PHANTOMS

865. AND SLINK OFF TO COMMIT ACTS

866. FOR WHICH I MAY

867. OR MAY NOT BE RESPONSIBLE.

868. JENNIFER DIANE SCHECTER

869. IS NOT AT ALL SURE

870. WHETHER ANY OF THIS HAPPENED,

871. OR WHETHER

872. IT WAS SIMPLY A TALE

873. AS TOLD TO J.D.S. BY J.D.

874. AFTER A POEM BY J.

875. I, J.D.S., JENNIFER SCHECTER,

876. HAVE SO MANY SELVES...

877. THAT I DON'T KNOW

878. WHERE I BEGIN...

879. OR IF I END.

880. HEY.

881. IS IT TIME TO GO?

882. PROVOCATIONS

883. STARTS AT 7:30,

884. BUT, YOU KNOW, TAKE YOUR TIME.

885. BABE, HAVE YOU

886. SEEN MY DRESS?

887. ARE YOU—

888. BABY?

889. SWEETHEART, COME ON.

890. LET'S GET YOU

891. OUT OF HERE.

892. BABY, WE HAVE TO HAVE YOU THERE

893. IN 40 MINUTES.

894. BABY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

895. YOU ARE SO EXHAUSTED.

896. I AM...

897. I AM EXHAUSTED.

898. YOU JUST NEED TO

899. GET THROUGH TODAY

900. AND TONIGHT,

901. AND THEN

902. YOU CAN CRASH.

903. YOU DESERVE

904. TO JUST FALL APART.

905. I MIGHT.

906. WELL, IF YOU DO,

907. I'LL TAKE CARE

908. OF YOU.

909. OKAY?

910. GOING TO BE OKAY?

911. HMM?

912. TEE...

913. WHAT?

914. I REALLY...

915. I REALLY WANT US

916. TO TRY AGAIN

917. TO HAVE A BABY.

918. I WANT—I NEED US

919. TO START OUR FAMILY.

920. MAYBE IN A COUPLE

921. MONTHS, OKAY?

922. I NEED

923. A LITTLE TIME...

924. AND THEN

925. WE'LL DO IT,

926. WE'LL START

927. OUR FAMILY.

928. I JUST NEED

929. SOME TIME.

930. LET'S GET YOU

931. DRESSED.

932. WOW.

933. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

934. BETTE!

935. BETTE PORTER!

936. MISS PORTER, WHAT IS

937. PROVOCATIONS ABOUT?

938. AND FOLLOW-UP

939. QUESTION, BETTE,

940. HOW MUCH IS THE CAC

941. SPENDING ON SECURITY?

942. PROVOCATIONS IS THE EDGE

943. OF OUR PRESENT CULTURE,

944. WHERE WE STAND TO FACE OURSELVES

945. BEFORE WE JUMP

946. INTO AN UNKNOWN FUTURE.

947. THANK YOU.

948. OH.

949. DO YOU HAVE

950. ONE OF THOSE?

951. I, ACTU—

952. I HAVE MANY.

953. DO YOU WANT

954. TO SEE?

955. UM, NO, THANKS.

956. ARE YOU SURE?

957. YEAH.

958. REALLY?

959. MAYBE LATER.

960. OKAY.

961. HEY.

962. HEY.

963. HOW ARE YOU?

964. HEY, TRISH.

965. HI. HOW ARE YOU?

966. GENE FEINBERG.

967. HEY.

968. TIM HASPEL.

969. IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.

970. HEY, YOU TOO.

971. HAS SHE TOLD YOU

972. SHE'S A DYKE YET?

973. RIGHT.

974. WELL, YOU KNOW,

975. YOU TOLD ME

976. THAT YOU WERE

977. IN LOVE

978. WITH THAT ONE WOMAN,

979. AND NOW

980. YOU'RE SLEEPING

981. WITH ANOTHER WOMAN,

982. BUT...

983. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME

984. YOU WERE A DYKE.

985. I AM SO SORRY.

986. HEY, GUYS.

987. HEY.

988. YOU'RE HERE.

989. WOW, YOU LOOK...

990. ALIKE.

991. NO, WE DON'T.

992. SHE'S

993. IN A SKIRT, AL.

994. AND STRIPES.

995. YOU HAVE TO MEET MELISSA RIVERS.

996. MELISSA, HONEY, HI!

997. EXCUSE US.

998. WELL, I MEAN...

999. SHE'S NOT THAT BAD.

1000. SHE'S NOT.

1001. AND UNTIL YOU HAVE

1002. SOME CONCRETE EVIDENCE,

1003. I'D SAY DROP IT.

1004. ALL RIGHT, I THINK

1005. SHE KILLED MR. PIDDLES,

1006. THAT'S WHAT.

1007. OH, GOD,

1008. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

1009. MAYBE SHE DIDN'T LIKE

1010. THE COMPETITION.

1011. IT'S BECAUSE MR. PIDDLES

1012. WAS GOING TO INHERIT

1013. DANA'S FORTUNE,

1014. AND TONYA MURDERED HIM

1015. SO SHE COULD BE

1016. THE NEXT IN LINE, RIGHT?

1017. RIGHT?

1018. DROP IT.

1019. COME ON.

1020. FUCKING CRANKY.

1021. IF YOU EVER

1022. COME NEAR MY WIFE

1023. OR MY DAUGHTER,

1024. THERE'S NOT

1025. ONE STREET

1026. IN THIS TOWN

1027. YOU'LL BE ABLE

1028. TO WALK DOWN

1029. WITHOUT FEARING

1030. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1031. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

1032. CANDACE, HI.

1033. CONGRATULATIONS.

1034. THE DISPLAYS

1035. LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

1036. THANK YOU. THANKS.

1037. HEY, TINA, THIS IS

1038. MY FRIEND MIKELA.

1039. HI.

1040. NICE TO MEET YOU.

1041. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

1042. DOESN'T SHE?

1043. HI. I'M

1044. BETTE PORTER.

1045. MIKELA MICHAELS.

1046. IT'S NICE

1047. TO MEET YOU.

1048. AND YOU.

1049. IT LOOKS DIFFERENT

1050. THAN THIS MORNING,

1051. DOESN'T IT?

1052. IT'S A TRIUMPH

1053. FOR YOU.

1054. WELL, NOT FOR ME,

1055. FOR THE ARTISTS.

1056. AND THE PIECE

1057. IN THE OTHER ROOM, "JESUS...

1058. "JESUS IS IN ME."

1059. THAT ONE'S

1060. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

1061. YEAH, THE ARTIST

1062. IS RIGHT OVER THERE,

1063. ISABELLA PERNAO.

1064. THE CHAIRMAN

1065. OF MY BOARD

1066. IS MAKING STRANGE

1067. HAND SIGNALS.

1068. I'D BETTER GO.

1069. TEE?

1070. BYE.

1071. ACTUALLY, THERE'S

1072. THIS WHOLE NEW SCHOOL OF THOUGHT

1073. ON ANIMAL DESIRE,

1074. WHICH EXTENDS WAY BEYOND

1075. JUST THE INSTINCT TO REPRODUCE.

1076. UM, FOR EXAMPLE,

1077. SAME-SEX WALRUSES

1078. HAVE BEEN SEEN

1079. KISSING ONE ANOTHER,

1080. WHICH CAN'T

1081. REALLY BE EXPLAINED

1082. IN TERMS

1083. OF THE BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE,

1084. SO—

1085. OH, MY GOD.

1086. WHAT ARE YOU

1087. DOING HERE?

1088. IS THIS YOUR THURSDAY NIGHT

1089. THINGAMAJIGGY?

1090. MM-HMM.

1091. HE'S CUTE.

1092. UM, THIS IS GENE.

1093. THIS IS ROBIN.

1094. HI, GENE.

1095. ROBIN.

1096. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

1097. YOU TOO.

1098. THIS IS

1099. SORT OF AWKWARD.

1100. HI, JENNY.

1101. AND YOU ARE?

1102. HI. I'M GENE.

1103. I'M MARINA.

1104. A PLEASURE.

1105. HEY.

1106. ROBIN, I WANT YOU

1107. TO MEET DANA.

1108. DANA...

1109. HI. HOW ARE YOU?

1110. HEY.

1111. UM...

1112. DO YOU WANT TO GO?

1113. IT'S COOL, I MEAN—

1114. NO, I WANT TO GO, OKAY?

1115. YEAH, YEAH,

1116. LET'S GO.

1117. BYE.

1118. BYE.

1119. WHAT'S GOING ON?

1120. YOU HEARD HIM. HE'LL KILL YOU.

1121. YOU KNOW, MY ENTIRE LIFE,

1122. PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT...

1123. I WOULD BECOME A PSYCHOPATH

1124. IF I DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO FEEL...

1125. AND I WANT

1126. TO KNOW, CHERIE,

1127. WHAT THE FUCK

1128. IS SO GREAT

1129. ABOUT FEELING?

1130. BECAUSE I FINALLY LET MYSELF,

1131. AND I FEEL LIKE MY HEART'S

1132. BEEN COMPLETELY RIPPED OUT.

1133. I'M SORRY.

1134. I HAD THIS INSANE IDEA

1135. THAT YOU AND I

1136. COULD BE TOGETHER...

1137. BECAUSE IT FELT REAL.

1138. IT WAS A DELUSION.

1139. THEN I'M DELUSIONAL...

1140. BECAUSE I SWEAR

1141. YOU FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME.

1142. WHAT IF I DID?

1143. WHAT DIFFERENCE

1144. WOULD IT MAKE?

1145. WHAT IF IN THE TIME

1146. THAT WE SPENT TOGETHER,

1147. I FELT MORE ALIVE THAN I HAVE

1148. IN THE LAST 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE?

1149. WHAT IF

1150. THAT WERE TRUE?

1151. DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD LEAVE

1152. MY HUSBAND, MY CHILD,

1153. MY HOUSES IN BEL AIR

1154. AND EAST HAMPTON,

1155. MY TRIPS TO PARIS,

1156. MY BLACK-TIE

1157. GALAS...

1158. TO RUN TO SOME

1159. RANK LITTLE LOVE NEST

1160. WITH A 25-YEAR-OLD

1161. ASSISTANT HAIRDRESSER

1162. WHO BARELY HAS HER FOOT

1163. IN THE DOOR?

1164. IN THIS FUCKING UGLY WORLD,

1165. THAT KIND OF LOVE

1166. DOES NOT EXIST.

1167. OH, HEY, TINA.

1168. I—I WANTED

1169. TO TELL BETTE

1170. HOW PROUD I AM

1171. OF HER,

1172. BUT SHE'S

1173. WITH SOME BIGWIGS

1174. OR SOMETHING,

1175. SO WOULD YOU

1176. TELL HER

1177. I'LL CALL HER

1178. TOMORROW?

1179. YEAH, I WILL.

1180. OKAY. BYE.

1181. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU AGAIN,

1182. IVAN.

1183. TAKE CARE.

1184. TAKE CARE.

1185. I HAD SUCH

1186. A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.

1187. OH, IT MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD,

1188. I FEEL A LITTLE HIGH.

1189. HEY, SEE, THAT'S

1190. A BEAUTIFUL THING.

1191. YOU KNOW,

1192. YOU DON'T NEED DOPE.

1193. YOU DON'T NEED BOOZE.

1194. YOU GOT EVERYTHING

1195. YOU NEED...

1196. YEAH.

1197. RIGHT HERE.

1198. YEAH.

1199. IVAN...

1200. WHAT I SAID THE OTHER DAY,

1201. I-I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

1202. THAT I APPRECIATE

1203. EVERYTHING YOU DO FOR ME.

1204. WAIT RIGHT HERE.

1205. DO YOU WANT SOME TEA?

1206. SURE.

1207. OKAY.

1208. HEY.

1209. HEY.

1210. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

1211. HERE?

1212. TIM LET ME IN.

1213. OKAY.

1214. UM...

1215. JEN,

1216. I SWEAR TO GOD

1217. I HAD NO IDEA

1218. YOU AND MARINA

1219. EVEN KNEW EACH OTHER.

1220. OKAY?

1221. SHE TOTALLY SET US UP

1222. HERE...

1223. AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

1224. I WAS GOING TO STOP SEEING HER

1225. AFTER TONIGHT.

1226. IT'S NO WONDER

1227. I NEVER WAS REALLY INTO HER.

1228. I—I'M—I'M...

1229. WELL...

1230. I'M SORRY.

1231. DO YOU WANT ME

1232. TO LEAVE?

1233. I DON'T KNOW.

1234. MAYBE BEFORE

1235. YOU MAKE YOUR DECISION,

1236. YOU SHOULD LISTEN

1237. TO YOUR PHONE MACHINE.

1238. PERHAPS YOU'LL WANT

1239. US BOTH TO GO.

1240. THE MESSAGE CAME IN

1241. WHEN I WAS SITTING HERE.

1242. I COULDN'T HELP BUT HEAR IT.

1243. OKAY.

1244. JENNY, IT'S MARINA.

1245. I'M SORRY.

1246. SEEING ROBIN

1247. AND BRINGING HER TONIGHT...

1248. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

1249. I KNOW I AM,

1250. AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING

1251. TO HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE.

1252. OH, FUCK.

1253. YEAH.

1254. YOU KNOW,

1255. I SHOULD PROBABLY BE THE ONE

1256. TO GO.

1257. GENE, NO, I SHOULD GO.

1258. NO.

1259. NO.

1260. I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU

1261. TO LEAVE.

1262. I KNOW.

1263. I SAW IT.

1264. I'M SORRY.

1265. I LOVE YOU.

1266. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!

1267. FUCK YOU!

1268. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!

1269. FUCK YOU.

1270. FUCK YOU.

1271. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.

1272. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.

1273. OH, GOD.

1274. I'M SORRY.

1275. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

1276. I LOVE YOU.

1277. STOP IT!

1278. NO, NO!

1279. STOP IT, STOP IT!

1280. FUCK YOU.

1281. NO... NO!

1282. STOP—

1283. FUCK YOU!

1284. FUCK YOU!

1285. FUCK YOU!

1286. ROME, ITALY.

1287. I'LL BUY IT.

1288. HI.

1289. HI.

1290. HI. I HAVE

1291. TO TALK.

1292. WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?

1293. IT'S 4:00 AM.

1294. I KNOW.

1295. ARE YOU OKAY?

1296. YOU CAN'T MARRY

1297. TONYA.

1298. SWEETIE, ARE YOU OKAY?

1299. DO YOU NEED ME?

1300. NO. NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.

1301. WHAT ARE YOU

1302. TALKING ABOUT? WHY?

1303. BECAUSE...

1304. BECAUSE WHY?

1305. BECAUSE.

1306. OH, FUCK.

1307. FUCK.

1308. OH, GOD,

1309. I'D BETTER GO.

1310. I'D BETTER GO.

1311. FUCK, ALICE,

1312. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

1313. OH, MY GOD.

1314. TINA?

1315. TINA,

1316. WHAT ARE YOU

1317. DOING HERE?

1318. HEY.

1319. ARE YOU OKAY?

1320. WHAT—

1321. I'M SORRY,

1322. I JUST...

1323. WHAT'S GOING ON?

1324. I JUST LET

1325. MYSELF IN.

1326. I...

1327. THAT'S OKAY.

1328. I WAS... WONDERING

1329. IF I COULD STAY HERE

1330. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

1331. YEAH.

1332. TINA,

1333. WHAT HAPPENED?

1334. WHAT HAPPENED?

1335. HEY.

1336. HEY, STOP.

1337. COME ON, COME ON,

1338. COME ON, COME ON.

1339. OKAY? OKAY.

1340. COME HERE, COME HERE.

1341. OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

1342. ALL RIGHT.

1343. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.