1. Bring in the pussy light.Copy !req
2. You good?Copy !req
3. And...Copy !req
4. Action.Copy !req
5. China, get started.Copy !req
6. Amber, really get into it.Copy !req
7. Great. Now in walks the principal.Copy !req
8. You ready, man,
you got wood?Copy !req
9. Okay, so at first,
you're mad.Copy !req
10. Get in there.Copy !req
11. Girls, you're embarrassed
and surprised.Copy !req
12. Now you're hot.Copy !req
13. China, blow him.Copy !req
14. Pop on her face,
give her a facial,Copy !req
15. and when he's done that,
China,Copy !req
16. look up and say,
"that was great."Copy !req
17. That was great.Copy !req
18. "That was great."Copy !req
19. Oh, Tina.Copy !req
20. Oh...Copy !req
21. It'll take time,Copy !req
22. but we'll get through it.Copy !req
23. All right? We'll get through it.Copy !req
24. Come on.Copy !req
25. So glad you came over.Copy !req
26. So...I'll call you after class?Copy !req
27. Okay.
Have a good day.Copy !req
28. - Bye.
- Bye, Tim.Copy !req
29. Oh.Copy !req
30. Hi...trish.Copy !req
31. Hi.Copy !req
32. Um...Copy !req
33. I'm just on my way
to the grocery store...Copy !req
34. Um, to get some bread...Copy !req
35. For toast.Copy !req
36. I've, uh...Copy !req
37. I've forgotten my wallet
and my keys.Copy !req
38. I'm just going to go get them.Copy !req
39. Good-bye.Copy !req
40. And when does it start prepping?Copy !req
41. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
42. Good.Copy !req
43. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
44. So when do I have
to go to Virginia?Copy !req
45. That's exciting.Copy !req
46. All right.Copy !req
47. All right, thanks, Val.Copy !req
48. You're going to Virginia?Copy !req
49. As the personal for Drew Barrymore.Copy !req
50. It's a huge fashion picture,Copy !req
51. and my budget's going to be three
times what it was on Darkness.Copy !req
52. That's wonderful...Copy !req
53. But I wish you had
discussed it with meCopy !req
54. before making that decision.Copy !req
55. I don't know what there is to discuss.Copy !req
56. I got offered a job.Copy !req
57. I took it.Copy !req
58. What about our summer holiday?Copy !req
59. I was organizing
the house in Hydra.Copy !req
60. I never signed off on Hydra.Copy !req
61. We talked about it,
but I didn't say book a house.Copy !req
62. Did you book a house?Copy !req
63. I just want to spend
time with you.Copy !req
64. You've been here six weeks
out of an entire year.Copy !req
65. Don't you want to
spend time together?Copy !req
66. Come and be with me now.Copy !req
67. Come on.Copy !req
68. Now, the fact is,Copy !req
69. I can't afford not to take this job.Copy !req
70. Do you have any idea
how much you owe? Hmm?Copy !req
71. A lot.Copy !req
72. Sweetheart...Copy !req
73. I want you to have
your beautiful dream.Copy !req
74. Then I have to go to work,
don't I?Copy !req
75. To take care of you.Copy !req
76. And while I'm gone,Copy !req
77. you can resume your little
thing with Jenny.Copy !req
78. I know you don't want
to be here with me now.Copy !req
79. You want Jenny.Copy !req
80. And he's rough, you know?Copy !req
81. It's, like--Copy !req
82. he fucks me, you know?Copy !req
83. It's hot.Copy !req
84. Yeah, that's-- that's wicked hot.Copy !req
85. It is. It really is,
because there's not that,Copy !req
86. you know, bullshit,
of, like, you know,Copy !req
87. I'll do you, then you do me,Copy !req
88. and, you know, we'll check in,Copy !req
89. - have we had equal time?
- All that crap.Copy !req
90. You know, al, just because
you're riding the big fat weenieCopy !req
91. doesn't mean there's something wrongCopy !req
92. with the way the rest of us do it,
okay?Copy !req
93. Hey, look, now that
you're out big-time,Copy !req
94. let's give you a mullet.Copy !req
95. What? No.Copy !req
96. Yes, come on, hockey hair.
It'd be hot.Copy !req
97. No!Copy !req
98. I don't think she's ready
to be a bull dyke, Shane.Copy !req
99. - Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
100. The thing is, though, you guys,Copy !req
101. I've, you know,Copy !req
102. I've only slept with him,Copy !req
103. what, like, five times,Copy !req
104. so if I'm late--Copy !req
105. you're late?Copy !req
106. For my period.Copy !req
107. I'm sure you learned
in fifth gradeCopy !req
108. that that's part of
your reproductive cycle.Copy !req
109. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
110. So what are you saying, then?Copy !req
111. I'm saying, if I'm late,Copy !req
112. it wouldn't be Andrew's.Copy !req
113. Well, would it be Lisa's?Copy !req
114. Wow.Copy !req
115. Well, you'd be the first lesbo
in historyCopy !req
116. ever to pull that one off.Copy !req
117. Shit.Copy !req
118. Oh, so according to the cac,Copy !req
119. the world that we live in
is a godless one.Copy !req
120. And art reflects that.Copy !req
121. It mirrors the world we live in.Copy !req
122. Do you think the fact
that you're homosexualCopy !req
123. makes you morally bankrupt?Copy !req
124. I am a pervert...Copy !req
125. And only a pervert
could show this work.Copy !req
126. I didn't know I was being taped.Copy !req
127. Anyway, that is not
what I said.Copy !req
128. She twisted it.Copy !req
129. That's what they do.Copy !req
130. And you can be sure that this
tape has been sentCopy !req
131. to every conservative congressman,Copy !req
132. along with this lovely document--Copy !req
133. a life-size painting of the President
of the United StatesCopy !req
134. in an S.S. Uniform,Copy !req
135. Jesus sodomizing Mary,
and this is a doozy--Copy !req
136. this is a live performance piece.Copy !req
137. Are you sure this is art?Copy !req
138. Absolutely.Copy !req
139. We put it to a vote, Bert.Copy !req
140. It's an important exhibition,
and the museum stands behind it.Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. You are going to have to learn
how to deal with fae Buckley.Copy !req
143. She was caught off-guard, Bert.Copy !req
144. It could happen to anyone.Copy !req
145. As your counsel, I can tell you
that they willCopy !req
146. try and get at you
on legal grounds.Copy !req
147. Now, the law is pretty much
on your side right now.Copy !req
148. However, the political climate is not.Copy !req
149. There's two ways to go.Copy !req
150. One, they rant and rave
while we look the other way.Copy !req
151. We do not engage.Copy !req
152. That is what we've been doing,Copy !req
153. sitting with our hands
folded in our lapsCopy !req
154. while they call us
pornographers and pedophiles.Copy !req
155. The other strategy is to meet
them head-on,Copy !req
156. Duke it out.Copy !req
157. I want to challenge Fae Buckley
to a debate.Copy !req
158. The woman's a gladiator
in the public arena.Copy !req
159. She's brilliant.Copy !req
160. She pretty much always wins.Copy !req
161. Let's do it.Copy !req
162. Fuck...Copy !req
163. What am I gonna do
if I'm fucking pregnant?Copy !req
164. Get an abortion, Al.Copy !req
165. Or give the baby
to Bette and Tina.Copy !req
166. What, we're already like a family.Copy !req
167. It would be like the kid
belongs to all of us.Copy !req
168. So instead of Heather has two mommies,
Heather has six mommies?Copy !req
169. No, Bette and Tina
would be the moms,Copy !req
170. but we'd all be connected
because of how it went down--Copy !req
171. look, Dana, this is gonna be
entirely natural, okay?Copy !req
172. Okay, as long as it's
not too, like, crazy,Copy !req
173. or, you know...Copy !req
174. - All right, or too cool.
- I hear you.Copy !req
175. But think about it.Copy !req
176. We'd be the kid's extended family.Copy !req
177. That's a great idea, Shane.Copy !req
178. Look, there's no bigger
karmic blessingCopy !req
179. than doing something entirely selfless
for another person.Copy !req
180. I'm serious.Copy !req
181. How about a little support for me?Copy !req
182. Tina, Bette would have hired
somebody to do this for you.Copy !req
183. I would have done it for you.Copy !req
184. I'm not going to...Copy !req
185. Come to your... show tonight.Copy !req
186. I'm sorry. I can't.Copy !req
187. Hey, it's okay.Copy !req
188. I'm sure Bette will come.Copy !req
189. Tina, I wouldn't want youCopy !req
190. to do anything you're not
up to doing...Copy !req
191. But don't you think it'd be
good for you to get out?Copy !req
192. It's great.Copy !req
193. I look good, right?Copy !req
194. You look hot.Copy !req
195. You look excellent.Copy !req
196. Look at this.Copy !req
197. From the neck up.Copy !req
198. I mean, we really
have to do somethingCopy !req
199. about your clothes.Copy !req
200. What do you mean?Copy !req
201. We've got to take her
to Fred Segal.Copy !req
202. I got these at Fred segal.Copy !req
203. Shane...Copy !req
204. Madame Cherie, line three.Copy !req
205. She requires your attention immediatement.Copy !req
206. Hello.Copy !req
207. Ah. Hi.Copy !req
208. Hi.Copy !req
209. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
210. - It's a secret.
- Okay.Copy !req
211. Let's go.Copy !req
212. Well?Copy !req
213. Well, I don't know
why we're here.Copy !req
214. Steve and Harry own
most of this block.Copy !req
215. They're developing it,Copy !req
216. and I've convinced Steve
to invest in you.Copy !req
217. So you can open your own shop.Copy !req
218. No way.Copy !req
219. Way. But you can't tell him
that I brought you here, okay?Copy !req
220. Isn't it just oozing
with potential?Copy !req
221. It's beautiful.Copy !req
222. It...Copy !req
223. I mean, it's Un-fucking-believable.Copy !req
224. I mean, I think I'd keep this
like the old barbershop.Copy !req
225. No big reception desk or anything.Copy !req
226. Just the cutting stations
right here--Copy !req
227. and this could be the waiting area
where they have sofas and tables.Copy !req
228. I see it mid-century moderne,Copy !req
229. kind of kitschy, but chic.Copy !req
230. Hmm...Copy !req
231. I'm thinking pool table...Copy !req
232. And...and up here,
it could be the coloringCopy !req
233. or shampoo stations.Copy !req
234. Shane...Copy !req
235. Yeah?Copy !req
236. Look at this.Copy !req
237. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
238. Yes, please.Copy !req
239. I know I was only 12 weeks...Copy !req
240. But I feel like I lost someoneCopy !req
241. I was with my whole life...Copy !req
242. My baby boy.Copy !req
243. Just last week, we found outCopy !req
244. that it was going to be
a boy.Copy !req
245. You'll try again.Copy !req
246. I know it's hard to think
about it right now,Copy !req
247. but you'll try again.Copy !req
248. I know that Tina's devastated.Copy !req
249. Frankly, that's the way
she should be feeling.Copy !req
250. She's grieving.Copy !req
251. I'm worried about you, Bette.
I see you steady and strong,Copy !req
252. letting Tina lean on you.Copy !req
253. Has it sunk in for you yet?Copy !req
254. Have you cried?Copy !req
255. Believe me, it's sunk in.Copy !req
256. But Karen asked you
a specific question.Copy !req
257. Have you cried?Copy !req
258. I don't need to cry.Copy !req
259. I want to see some episodes
of insight.Copy !req
260. Can you get me some tapes
tomorrow morning?Copy !req
261. Hey, Tina.
Tina, hi.Copy !req
262. Now's the time, you know?Copy !req
263. When something terrible happens,Copy !req
264. and you feel yourself being sucked
into that black pit of despair,Copy !req
265. it's time to get outside yourself
and force yourself to do somethingCopy !req
266. for people who can't even tell you
what despair is,Copy !req
267. because it's all they've ever known.Copy !req
268. I'll be there all day tomorrow.Copy !req
269. What did he want?Copy !req
270. He wants me to volunteer.Copy !req
271. Hmm, maybe you should
check it out.Copy !req
272. Maybe it would be
good for you.Copy !req
273. Yeah.Copy !req
274. Do you think you're going to be
able to make it to Kit's show?Copy !req
275. Babe, I really don't want to.Copy !req
276. I told Kit.
She understands.Copy !req
277. Excuse me.Copy !req
278. Excuse me, can I get...Copy !req
279. This is so funny.Copy !req
280. I had group today.Copy !req
281. You miss my ass?Copy !req
282. You guys have a whole session
talking about how you feelCopy !req
283. about me getting the hell
out of there?Copy !req
284. Well, we had quite a few
other things to talk about,Copy !req
285. but I have to admit it's not
as intense without you.Copy !req
286. What?Copy !req
287. Don't tell me this is
the last place on EarthCopy !req
288. you'd expect to see me.Copy !req
289. I just never figured you
to be a Kit Porter fan.Copy !req
290. - She's my sister.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
291. Hey, here you go.Copy !req
292. Oh, meet my ex.Copy !req
293. Bette Porter, this is,
uh, Candace Jewell.Copy !req
294. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
295. Do you want to sit with me
at my table?Copy !req
296. It's just me and a couple
of my sister's friends.Copy !req
297. Hey, where's Tina, by the way?Copy !req
298. She wasn't feeling well.Copy !req
299. Hey...Copy !req
300. Hey, baby sis.Copy !req
301. This is Yolanda and Candace.Copy !req
302. This is Slim Daddy.Copy !req
303. Hi, nice to meet you.Copy !req
304. Hey, beautiful.Copy !req
305. And now, please put your
hands together.Copy !req
306. Together, together, together,
for...Copy !req
307. Kit Porter!Copy !req
308. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
309. Whoo!Copy !req
310. This, this is so cool.Copy !req
311. It's overwhelming.Copy !req
312. I-I think I need a drink.Copy !req
313. I was just kidding, baby sister.Copy !req
314. My baby sister is in here tonight,Copy !req
315. and she has helped me go down
that straight and narrow.Copy !req
316. In the house tonight
is Slim Daddy!Copy !req
317. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
318. I don't know what I want to say,Copy !req
319. but there's no one like this woman.Copy !req
320. Kit Porter is a real motherfuckin' diva.Copy !req
321. Y'all go on, give it up for Kit.Copy !req
322. I respect that she's your woman.Copy !req
323. She's not. You met my woman.Copy !req
324. Oh, right, right.Copy !req
325. Well, I still think
the two of you would, uh...Copy !req
326. You know?Copy !req
327. Yeah.
Lord, have mercy on me.Copy !req
328. Sing that song, Kit.Copy !req
329. I pass by the California
art center every morning.Copy !req
330. I'm doing a job right near there.Copy !req
331. What kind of job?Copy !req
332. My partner and I are
doing the finish carpentryCopy !req
333. on a loft in Venice we've been remodeling.Copy !req
334. You're a carpenter?Copy !req
335. Hey...Copy !req
336. Sure you don't want to hang out
with us tonight, baby sis?Copy !req
337. We got everything for everyone
who needs anything.Copy !req
338. Yeah, I'm sure.Copy !req
339. I've got to get home.Copy !req
340. Well, I guess I'll dream
about the two of you...Copy !req
341. Because I got that
basic instinct about you.Copy !req
342. Don't you get my sister
into any trouble.Copy !req
343. I can handle it.Copy !req
344. Congratulations.Copy !req
345. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
346. All right, well...Copy !req
347. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
348. Listen, I should really
get home.Copy !req
349. It was nice running into you.Copy !req
350. Yeah.Copy !req
351. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
352. You should come by
and check out the museumCopy !req
353. one day on your lunch break.Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. Okay.Copy !req
356. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
357. No, I'll get it.Copy !req
358. The wait staff are so slow.Copy !req
359. They're useless.Copy !req
360. - You shouldn't be doing that.
- Thank you.Copy !req
361. It's their job.Copy !req
362. - Well, they're busy.
- I'm helping them.Copy !req
363. You're coddling them.Copy !req
364. We didn't order--
did one of you order that?Copy !req
365. It's a gift from me.Copy !req
366. I want to be in Paris
this morning.Copy !req
367. And I want to be
in profit some day.Copy !req
368. It's my treat.
Enjoy.Copy !req
369. Put it on the books.Copy !req
370. Kate Moss, eat your heart out!Copy !req
371. Look at you.Copy !req
372. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
373. If I didn't know it was you, I would
have thought someone hot just walked in.Copy !req
374. Sit down.Copy !req
375. I feel stupid.Copy !req
376. You look so sexy, Dana.Copy !req
377. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
378. Really, you like the 'do?Copy !req
379. Yeah, great.Copy !req
380. What are you doing?Copy !req
381. - Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. I'm drinking coffee.Copy !req
383. Oh, you can't do that.Copy !req
384. Bette and Tina would kill you,
right, Shane?Copy !req
385. Bette and Tina would kill her,
because she's dr--Copy !req
386. I...Copy !req
387. Ah, fuck,Copy !req
388. I'm sorry.Copy !req
389. Alice might be pregnant.Copy !req
390. "Might" being the word
I'm clinging onto.Copy !req
391. Look, no, no, no.Copy !req
392. We thought it was karmically destined,Copy !req
393. because Bette and Tina
wanted a baby so badly.Copy !req
394. You mean, you would
have a baby--Copy !req
395. and Bette and Tina would
adopt it, right, Shane?Copy !req
396. Yeah, but--Copy !req
397. Oh, my God.Copy !req
398. Hey, hey, look,
you can't say anything,Copy !req
399. because they don't know and--Copy !req
400. Yeah, and you might be misreading
the karma or something.Copy !req
401. - Oh, the karma.
- Yeah.Copy !req
402. Do you know what an extraordinary
gift that would be?Copy !req
403. Yeah, they're making
super sure I know that.Copy !req
404. Not just to Bette and Tina,
but to all of us.Copy !req
405. The whole DNA model of family
is being reinvented.Copy !req
406. We're making a new world
that reflects the way we loveCopy !req
407. and make relationships and--Copy !req
408. I'd like to see that
reflected somewhere.Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. Um...Copy !req
411. I'm gonna take care
of this today, okay?Copy !req
412. Oh, it's mine!Copy !req
413. Hey, no, no, no,Copy !req
414. - I have a tab to pay.
- I'm paying it.Copy !req
415. I'm gonna go check out this
raw space with Steve Jaffe,Copy !req
416. because...Copy !req
417. Yeah?Copy !req
418. Yeah, he's talking about
opening up my own salon.Copy !req
419. No way!Copy !req
420. - You going to call it "Shane",
- Shane?Copy !req
421. Yeah, I'm going to go.Copy !req
422. You look great.Copy !req
423. Bye.Copy !req
424. Hey, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
425. Yes.Copy !req
426. Bye.Copy !req
427. Hey, there's a line
at the counter.Copy !req
428. Marina...Copy !req
429. There's a line.Copy !req
430. There seems to be
a communication breakdown.Copy !req
431. - Shane?
- Yeah?Copy !req
432. Hold up.Copy !req
433. I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
434. I got to go,
and thank you forCopy !req
435. all the croissants and
the coffee I couldn't drink.Copy !req
436. Aren't you late for something?Copy !req
437. - Bye.
- Yes.Copy !req
438. Uh, wait for me!Copy !req
439. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
440. Bye. You look great.Copy !req
441. - Bye, thanks.
- You look really good.Copy !req
442. Is there something you want to say?Copy !req
443. No.Copy !req
444. You pick a fight with me
in front of these people,Copy !req
445. and then you make like you're--
you're hurt,Copy !req
446. or victimized.Copy !req
447. You want someone to come
to your rescue?Copy !req
448. Maybe.Copy !req
449. Who, Marina?Copy !req
450. I already rescued you.Copy !req
451. Remember?Copy !req
452. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
453. Come on, we'll take the jag.Copy !req
454. All right.Copy !req
455. Hope you don't mind,
we're going to dropCopy !req
456. my daughter on third street
so she can kill a couple hundredCopy !req
457. of my hard-earned bucks
on an outfit thatCopy !req
458. looks like it came from the
Salvation Army reject bin.Copy !req
459. Oh...Copy !req
460. That's fine.Copy !req
461. I was hoping you might
ang out with Clea for a while.Copy !req
462. Just something.Copy !req
463. Well...Copy !req
464. Well, you know what?
She--Copy !req
465. She quit college after six months.Copy !req
466. She's flailing.Copy !req
467. I thought maybe you could spend
a little time with her today.Copy !req
468. She might open up to you.Copy !req
469. Just an instinct I have.Copy !req
470. I don't know, Steve, it's--Copy !req
471. I would consider it a favor.Copy !req
472. Oh, yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
473. Yes, no, I've checked that.Copy !req
474. I'm checking it twice
right now, actually.Copy !req
475. You've told him that we're
a non-profit organization?Copy !req
476. It's a tax write-off?Copy !req
477. Well, then, you should
let him know that we...Copy !req
478. We're waiting for him.Copy !req
479. We got a Grant to hire
a law firm.Copy !req
480. So now, more than 50,000
L.A. garment industry workersCopy !req
481. have health benefits
for the first time ever.Copy !req
482. That was our biggest project.Copy !req
483. Mostly, we deal with very
human-scale stuff, you know.Copy !req
484. Hey, I wanted to tell you...Copy !req
485. We also have a gay
and lesbian alliance.Copy !req
486. I don't know if that's something
you'd be interested in, or--Copy !req
487. um, I think I'd like
to do something...Copy !req
488. With kids, underprivileged
or at-risk children.Copy !req
489. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
490. Oye, Esai.
Como esta?Copy !req
491. - Como esta?
- Bien.Copy !req
492. Esai here is working with these guys
to bring down Clay Patterson.Copy !req
493. He's the televangelist
whose refinery is giving cancerCopy !req
494. to hundreds of kids in the
South L.A. hood.Copy !req
495. Oh, he's a bastard.Copy !req
496. He gets around every court injunction.Copy !req
497. Some Christian, huh?Copy !req
498. Have you ever come across a woman
named Fae Buckley?Copy !req
499. Ben Coughlin just resigned
from our board.Copy !req
500. You're kidding.Copy !req
501. Yesterday in the mail,
he got 62 individual lettersCopy !req
502. with his company credit card
chopped in pieces--Copy !req
503. from people who don't want
to buy office suppliesCopy !req
504. from a blaspheming pornographer.Copy !req
505. Shall we get back to work?Copy !req
506. "Organs of dead animals decomposing,Copy !req
507. a man strangling himself
while masturbating--Copy !req
508. you call that art, Ms. Porter?"Copy !req
509. Those are inflammatory
descriptions, Ms. Buckley,Copy !req
510. of but a few works of art
in a much larger exhibition.Copy !req
511. Yeah, but you didn't
answer the question.Copy !req
512. What makes that art?Copy !req
513. Excuse me.Copy !req
514. I'm sorry, I have to take it.Copy !req
515. It's Tina.Copy !req
516. She's been having a rough time.Copy !req
517. Baby, are you all right?Copy !req
518. I'm with Oscar.
Oscar Alvarez.Copy !req
519. I'm right in the middle of--Copy !req
520. you're not going to believe
what he does here.Copy !req
521. You have to come by.Copy !req
522. Hey.Copy !req
523. You're not going to believe
what we found on Fae Buckley.Copy !req
524. Is that what you've been doing?Copy !req
525. Fae Buckley research?Copy !req
526. Yeah. Do you know she was one
of the main people responsibleCopy !req
527. for getting that teacher fired
at the University of Missouri?Copy !req
528. Yeah, they trumped up
child porn chargesCopy !req
529. based on pictures
of her three-year-oldCopy !req
530. playing naked on the beach.Copy !req
531. I've been doing this
all day, Tina.Copy !req
532. I mean, I've had our highly-paid
P.R. firm working with me.Copy !req
533. My people aren't slouches.Copy !req
534. Look, this is what
Oscar does, okay?Copy !req
535. Just listen.Copy !req
536. Is there a problem?Copy !req
537. I thought this was supposed to be
about Tina finding something of her own.Copy !req
538. I thought this was supposed
to be about helping TinaCopy !req
539. get out of a bad depression.Copy !req
540. You've got to look at this.Copy !req
541. I think you and your people
might find this pretty interesting.Copy !req
542. Hey...Copy !req
543. Clea'll be right out.Copy !req
544. Now, I want you to know,
I will not forget this.Copy !req
545. Now, Cherie is planning this big
mother-daughter trip to Paris,Copy !req
546. and you should hear her
making all these arrangements.Copy !req
547. Sounds like she's planning
the camp David summit.Copy !req
548. Now, clea doesn't want go.Copy !req
549. See if you can't
change her mind.Copy !req
550. Have a good time, sweetheart.Copy !req
551. Look, I know this is lame,Copy !req
552. but your father asked me
to do this, okay?Copy !req
553. Crap.Copy !req
554. All right.Copy !req
555. All right, all right, All right.Copy !req
556. This should be pretty easy.Copy !req
557. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
558. Shit! Fuck me!Copy !req
559. Sorry.Copy !req
560. Nice work.Copy !req
561. Can I go again?Copy !req
562. Yeah.Copy !req
563. Man, I haven't played this game
since I was, like, seven years old.Copy !req
564. - No?
- No.Copy !req
565. I never did this as a kid.Copy !req
566. What, your parents never took you?Copy !req
567. No, they weren't around.Copy !req
568. But I met my mom once.Copy !req
569. Wow, you didn't live with her?Copy !req
570. No.Copy !req
571. Wow.Copy !req
572. Can I, uh,
can I show you something?Copy !req
573. - Do you mind?
- Sure.Copy !req
574. May I show you something?Copy !req
575. Sure.Copy !req
576. - Before you hit the ball...
- Yeah.Copy !req
577. - If you try bouncing a few times.
- Bounce?Copy !req
578. - Yeah, well...
- Okay.Copy !req
579. - You want to try it?
- Sure.Copy !req
580. - Okay, ready?
-Yeah.Copy !req
581. One, two, three.Copy !req
582. Ah, well.Copy !req
583. Just about.Copy !req
584. Nice, nice though.Copy !req
585. Yeah, it was a great
technique, though.Copy !req
586. - It's almost there.
- Smart-ass.Copy !req
587. Ah, well.Copy !req
588. Shut up.Copy !req
589. "Here cums the principal"?Copy !req
590. C-U-M-S.
What is this?Copy !req
591. Okay, hang on, hang on...Copy !req
592. Just, Jesus, just turn it off.Copy !req
593. I mean, really, what are you
going to tell me?Copy !req
594. - That Fae Buckley produces porno videos?
- No, no, no, no--Copy !req
595. There. See that girl right there?Copy !req
596. She's 17.Copy !req
597. She ran away from home
when she was 14.Copy !req
598. Apparently, her father was
abusing the hell out of her,Copy !req
599. and her mother couldn't
or wouldn't stop himCopy !req
600. Child Services report we pulled
has all the gory details,Copy !req
601. but her porn-star name
is China,Copy !req
602. her given name is Cora Buckley.Copy !req
603. I know they know that I'm gay,Copy !req
604. I just really don't want to
talk about it with them.Copy !req
605. Ah, they're such pervs.Copy !req
606. Why are they pervs?Copy !req
607. Well, they have this cabinet
that they normally keep lockedCopy !req
608. in the media room.Copy !req
609. Anyway, one night they got drunk
and left some stuff out,Copy !req
610. and Consuela was cleaning the
next day, and just happened toCopy !req
611. push play on the VCR,Copy !req
612. and up pops my mom,
buck naked, okay,Copy !req
613. riding my dad,
whipping him with a switch.Copy !req
614. It was pretty gross.Copy !req
615. You know, but you've got to--Copy !req
616. you've got to give it
to your folks, I mean,Copy !req
617. they want to keep
their life interesting...Copy !req
618. And they still want to get it on.Copy !req
619. God.Copy !req
620. You know, I've never met anyone
like you before.Copy !req
621. Well, that's--Copy !req
622. that's not necessarily
a very good thing.Copy !req
623. Tell me more about your parents.Copy !req
624. Like, how come you
didn't live with them?Copy !req
625. No. No.Copy !req
626. No, I...Copy !req
627. No, I can't do that.Copy !req
628. It's not right.Copy !req
629. Why?Copy !req
630. Because that's not
what your dad had in mindCopy !req
631. when he asked me
to hang out with you.Copy !req
632. God, I don't care.Copy !req
633. Clea...Copy !req
634. I'm involved in a few things
that I...Copy !req
635. I--i just--
I don't want...Copy !req
636. - Oh, like drugs?
- What?Copy !req
637. Yeah, that's part of it.Copy !req
638. What if it's not true?Copy !req
639. No, we got ahold
of the police records,Copy !req
640. and the missing persons report.Copy !req
641. We have evidence of Fae
paying off a district court judgeCopy !req
642. to expunge the record.Copy !req
643. Well, then why has it
never come out?Copy !req
644. Because our people don't know
how to play this game.Copy !req
645. We're progressives, and we're accused
of being morally bankrupt.Copy !req
646. They have so many fucking
skeletons in their closets,Copy !req
647. and we don't touch them.Copy !req
648. We take the high road,
we wind up in the ditch.Copy !req
649. We leave our dirty laundry
hanging out all over the place,Copy !req
650. because we're not so ashamed of it.Copy !req
651. They grab it, and they wave it around,Copy !req
652. they make us look like perverts.Copy !req
653. We have to get into their closets.Copy !req
654. We can not afford to keep on
being so high-minded,Copy !req
655. because we're getting killed.Copy !req
656. - Hey.
- Hi!Copy !req
657. - Dana, right?
- Jenny.Copy !req
658. - Are you alone?
- Yeah.Copy !req
659. Can I sit with you?Copy !req
660. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.Copy !req
661. Here, sit.Copy !req
662. I've never done this before.Copy !req
663. You've never been to a bar before?Copy !req
664. No, a women's bar...
by myself.Copy !req
665. Oh. Me neither.Copy !req
666. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
667. Well, Alice was supposed
to come with me,Copy !req
668. but her boyfriend called, so...Copy !req
669. Alice is bisexual?Copy !req
670. Yeah.Copy !req
671. This is like something
out of the 1950s.Copy !req
672. It's so butch and femme.Copy !req
673. - I know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
674. Well, it's the oldest
lesbian bar in L.A.Copy !req
675. Actually, it probably
hasn't changed since the '50s...Copy !req
676. But, really, it's no different
than any other club, you know,Copy !req
677. I mean, you have a few drinks,Copy !req
678. you know, talk to a few people
you have nothing in common with,Copy !req
679. realize how unlikely it is
you'll ever meet anyoneCopy !req
680. who's right for you again.Copy !req
681. So you have met someone
that's right for you?Copy !req
682. We broke up.Copy !req
683. It's messy.Copy !req
684. I know that.Copy !req
685. No, no, no,
it's no problem.Copy !req
686. Yeah.
It's fine.Copy !req
687. It's small.Copy !req
688. There aren't, uh,
too many places to sit.Copy !req
689. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
690. So you're a tennis player?Copy !req
691. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
692. What's that like?Copy !req
693. I train a lot.Copy !req
694. Wow, that's really interesting.Copy !req
695. I go on tour.Copy !req
696. Oh, wow.Copy !req
697. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
698. I don't have anything to drink.Copy !req
699. Do you want juice?Copy !req
700. Sure.Copy !req
701. Okay.Copy !req
702. So this is where you write?Copy !req
703. Yeah, yeah, I, uh...Copy !req
704. I pretty much do everything
in here, as you can see.Copy !req
705. It used to be my writing studio,Copy !req
706. but, you know, after
that thing with Tim and I...Copy !req
707. - Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
708. So he's letting me
stay here, so far...Copy !req
709. And I pay him rent,Copy !req
710. which is kind of weird.Copy !req
711. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
712. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
713. - Oh, sh--I'm so sorry.
- Oh, no, no--Copy !req
714. - Oh, God.
- No, no, no. Gosh.Copy !req
715. Give them to me,Copy !req
716. I'll get them dry cleaned.Copy !req
717. No, no, it's okay--
I'm just--Copy !req
718. I know there's worse stuff
on it than that.Copy !req
719. Oh...Copy !req
720. Okay.Copy !req
721. Here...Copy !req
722. Oof!Copy !req
723. Um...Copy !req
724. Okay, just, um...Copy !req
725. - Oh!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
726. Okay.Copy !req
727. - Oof! Damn!
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
728. Did that hurt?Copy !req
729. - No, it's all right.
- Ah, here.Copy !req
730. Okay. Um, you know,Copy !req
731. why don't, uh...Copy !req
732. What? Is this no good?Copy !req
733. Yeah, why don't you get on top?Copy !req
734. Okay, here, here.Copy !req
735. Ooh...Copy !req
736. Here.Copy !req
737. Ow!Copy !req
738. That's okay.Copy !req
739. This is a really bad idea...Copy !req
740. Isn't it?Copy !req
741. It's really bad.Copy !req
742. Maybe we should stop before
it gets too grim.Copy !req
743. I think so.Copy !req
744. Yeah.Copy !req
745. Maybe we should just be friendsCopy !req
746. - or something--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
747. I'll just grab this.Copy !req
748. Okay.Copy !req
749. Oh, god...Copy !req
750. I am so P.M.S.Copy !req
751. It's good to get
off my feet.Copy !req
752. I have so many
functions this month.Copy !req
753. Steve and I are the co-chairs
of the "I Have a Dream" gala--Copy !req
754. it's good to see you.Copy !req
755. I've been dying to get these
chrome hearts motorcycle boots.Copy !req
756. They would look amazing on you.Copy !req
757. Look, baby, I need to
talk to you--Copy !req
758. hold that thought.Copy !req
759. No...Copy !req
760. I can't.Copy !req
761. Don't be ridiculous,
try it on.Copy !req
762. I can't.Copy !req
763. Look, Cherie, if I'm going to do
business with you and your husband,Copy !req
764. I'm not getting involved
in your marriage.Copy !req
765. I'm sorry.Copy !req
766. You're not trying to break up
with me, are you?Copy !req
767. Because that would be...Copy !req
768. A very, very bad thing to do.Copy !req
769. Do you like fucking me, Shane?Copy !req
770. I love it.Copy !req
771. Steve will never find out.Copy !req
772. I'm not wearing any underwear.Copy !req
773. I know. I can see that.Copy !req
774. You're crazy.Copy !req
775. You have no idea.Copy !req
776. Uh, does it lack...Copy !req
777. Okay, okay, does it lack...Copy !req
778. Does it lack...Copy !req
779. Oh, does it lack serious literary,Copy !req
780. artistic, political, or scientific value?Copy !req
781. Good.Copy !req
782. Insight's just down
here on stage four.Copy !req
783. Now, what are you going to do
when she baits you?Copy !req
784. "So Miss Porter, why are you
such an angry lesbian?"Copy !req
785. Ms. Buckley, why are you
such a lying, scheming bigot?Copy !req
786. Okay, sorry.Copy !req
787. Ms. Buckley, I don't deny
I am a lesbian,Copy !req
788. and it makes me angry when people
who haven't taken the timeCopy !req
789. to see the work distort and
misrepresent it to the publicCopy !req
790. and to the media.Copy !req
791. Is that better?Copy !req
792. It's a little combative,
but it's good.Copy !req
793. Okay, wait.Copy !req
794. What else are we forgetting?Copy !req
795. What else are we forgetting?Copy !req
796. Okay, we did critical thinking,
First Amendment, censorship in America.Copy !req
797. There's the Kurosawa quote.Copy !req
798. What is the Kurosawa quote?Copy !req
799. - Okay, "never avert your eyes--"
- Baby, you are so prepared.Copy !req
800. Just relax.
Take a deep breath.Copy !req
801. Okay?Copy !req
802. You're going to be great.Copy !req
803. Thank you so much
for being here with me.Copy !req
804. I know how hard it is
for you right nowCopy !req
805. just to get out of bed
in the morning.Copy !req
806. I'm going to be okay.Copy !req
807. I know.Copy !req
808. Let's do this in
front of Fae Buckley.Copy !req
809. I'm there.Copy !req
810. Okay.Copy !req
811. Tim, no!Copy !req
812. Come on.Copy !req
813. I'm going to get you with this.Copy !req
814. Be nice!Copy !req
815. Come on.Copy !req
816. Jesus Christ, it was
hard enough finding this--Copy !req
817. Bette!Copy !req
818. I am so glad to see you.Copy !req
819. I have really been
looking forward to this.Copy !req
820. Yes, so have I.Copy !req
821. Good, I see you've met.Copy !req
822. Bette Porter.
Welcome to the show.Copy !req
823. Hi.
Nice to have you again.Copy !req
824. Oh, I'm so glad to be here.Copy !req
825. Darla will be out in a few minutes
to take you both to makeup.Copy !req
826. I'll see you on set.Copy !req
827. It must be hard for makeup people
to find your color.Copy !req
828. It's so in-between.Copy !req
829. I guess Darla will have to mix.Copy !req
830. What did she mean by that?Copy !req
831. She was letting you know that
she knows personal details about you.Copy !req
832. She knows you're half black.Copy !req
833. Is that a crime now?Copy !req
834. No, she was trying
to psyche you out.Copy !req
835. I can see that it worked.Copy !req
836. Look, Bette...
The board is fine with it,Copy !req
837. I'm fine with it if you want
to use that video.Copy !req
838. Yeah, that was really good.Copy !req
839. Thank you.Copy !req
840. Wait a second.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
841. Promise.Copy !req
842. - Hello?
- Hi.Copy !req
843. Okay, Tim, we need to talk.Copy !req
844. Can't it wait?Copy !req
845. No, no, no. It can't wait,
because you know what?Copy !req
846. Every minute that goes by,Copy !req
847. you're going to get into deeper
and deeper trouble.Copy !req
848. You know you shouldn't
be dating a student.Copy !req
849. Look, Jenny, it's none of
your business.Copy !req
850. I know it's none
of my business, okay?Copy !req
851. But what if Randy
were to find out, Tim?Copy !req
852. Tim...Copy !req
853. Come on, open the door.Copy !req
854. Come on!Copy !req
855. If Randy were to what, hmm?Copy !req
856. Can you come in, please?Copy !req
857. Don't.Copy !req
858. I'm not going to do this
in front of her, okay?Copy !req
859. - Jenny, you have no right.
- Stay out of my life.Copy !req
860. No.Copy !req
861. What are you gonna do,
Jenny, huh?Copy !req
862. Are you gonna fucking report me?Copy !req
863. Fuck you.Copy !req
864. You're obviously that fucking treacherous.Copy !req
865. I have with me Bette Porter,Copy !req
866. the director of the
California art center,Copy !req
867. the museum that is mounting
the controversial art exhibition,Copy !req
868. provocations, and Fae Buckley
of the Coalition of Concerned Citizens,Copy !req
869. the group that is leading the efforts
to shut down the exhibition--Copy !req
870. she needs to loosen up.Copy !req
871. She should smile.Copy !req
872. Every time something doesn't go
their way, they cry fascism.Copy !req
873. And I'm sorry this had to happen
in front of you,Copy !req
874. but if you really care about him,
you're going to back off, okay?Copy !req
875. Let me tell you something, Jenny.Copy !req
876. Nobody in their right minds
would believe for a secondCopy !req
877. that you give a shit
about what happens to me.Copy !req
878. Are you, in fact,
betraying the public trust?Copy !req
879. On the contrary, George,
I'm trusting the public.Copy !req
880. I mean, what gives me the right
to decide what you canand can't see?Copy !req
881. I'm no more entitled
than Ms. Buckley isCopy !req
882. to decide for you what's going
to uplift and enlighten you.Copy !req
883. Oh, there she goes again with
that liberal duck and parry.Copy !req
884. It's just plain bad faith
to promote an agendaCopy !req
885. the way this art show does,
and then claim no responsibilityCopy !req
886. for the immoral behavior
it encourages.Copy !req
887. Art is meant to be
perceived and interpreted.Copy !req
888. It doesn't intrinsically
advocate behavior.Copy !req
889. How can you say you're not
advocating behavior?Copy !req
890. Your whole purpose is to make
that lifestyle appear normalCopy !req
891. so that more people
will want to try it.Copy !req
892. If I were trying to convert
people to my lifestyle,Copy !req
893. as you seem to be implying,
Ms. Buckley,Copy !req
894. do you really think I'd do itCopy !req
895. by using images of
a man flaying himselfCopy !req
896. and trussing up his testicles?Copy !req
897. That piece makes me so uncomfortable
I can barely look at it.Copy !req
898. I don't think it's gonna make
anyone want to become a lesbian.Copy !req
899. Where is the accountability?Copy !req
900. Somebody has got to--Copy !req
901. I opened the '97 Brunello.Copy !req
902. Is that the caparzo
or the castelgiocondo?Copy !req
903. Well, if it's too expensive,Copy !req
904. I can always pawn my watch.Copy !req
905. Don't be petulant, Marina.Copy !req
906. That's not how you
want me to remember youCopy !req
907. when I'm deciding who to take
to Antigua when I wrap.Copy !req
908. Moral Americans aren't
responsible enoughCopy !req
909. to decide for themselves
whether to go see an art showCopy !req
910. they might find objectionable.Copy !req
911. What about that, Fae?
Are you contradicting yourself?Copy !req
912. Ms. Porter's a very proper
woman, aren't you, Ms. Porter?Copy !req
913. She thinks she's clever enough
to trick the rest of usCopy !req
914. into believing that filth isn't filth,
blasphemy isn't blasphemy,Copy !req
915. pornography is not pornography,Copy !req
916. but the stuff speaks for itself,Copy !req
917. and however hardshe tries to
defend it with her fancy languageCopy !req
918. and her insulting logic,
all it isCopy !req
919. is sheer, disgusting,
filthy, ugly pornography.Copy !req
920. She is a pornographer.Copy !req
921. I...Copy !req
922. I understand why Ms. Buckley
is so sickenedCopy !req
923. by the porn industry.
I do.Copy !req
924. I mean, it's brutal,
especially for the poor childrenCopy !req
925. and teenage girls who get
lured in and exploited,Copy !req
926. all because they were
running away from something.Copy !req
927. Those children lacked love.
They were abused.Copy !req
928. I mean, how awful it must beCopy !req
929. to come from a home life
so desperate.Copy !req
930. There is a world of difference
between complex, provocative artCopy !req
931. and the tragedy
of the porn industry.Copy !req
932. May I ask what's in the box?Copy !req
933. Does it somehow relate
to our discussion?Copy !req
934. - Do you believe in God, Bette?
- I don't see what that--Copy !req
935. Because if you did,
this wouldn't be complex.Copy !req
936. You see, God has already
done the workCopy !req
937. of sorting through
all of this for us.Copy !req
938. Faith makes seemingly complex things
simple and obvious--Copy !req
939. God is about the most comp--Copy !req
940. the Bible condemns homosexuality.Copy !req
941. That's why God took your
unborn childCopy !req
942. from your lesbian lover,
and that was a blessing.Copy !req
943. That baby is with him now,Copy !req
944. so he doesn't have to suffer
the degradationCopy !req
945. he would have been
subject toCopy !req
946. had he been born
into your depraved life!Copy !req
947. Monster.Copy !req
948. Monster.Copy !req