The L Word 1x11

1. BRING IN

2. THE PUSSY LIGHT.

3. YOU GOOD?

4. AND...

5. ACTION.

6. CHINA, GET STARTED.

7. AMBER, REALLY

8. GET INTO IT.

9. GREAT. NOW IN WALKS

10. THE PRINCIPAL.

11. YOU READY, MAN,

12. YOU GOT WOOD?

13. OKAY, SO AT FIRST,

14. YOU'RE MAD.

15. GET IN THERE.

16. GIRLS, YOU'RE

17. EMBARRASSED

18. AND SURPRISED.

19. NOW YOU'RE HOT.

20. CHINA, BLOW HIM.

21. POP ON HER FACE,

22. GIVE HER A FACIAL,

23. AND WHEN HE'S DONE THAT,

24. CHINA,

25. LOOK UP AND SAY,

26. "THAT WAS GREAT."

27. THAT WAS GREAT.

28. "THAT WAS GREAT."

29. OH, TINA.

30. OH...

31. IT'LL TAKE TIME,

32. BUT WE'LL GET

33. THROUGH IT.

34. ALL RIGHT?

35. WE'LL GET THROUGH IT.

36. COME ON.

37. SO GLAD

38. YOU CAME OVER.

39. SO... I'LL CALL YOU

40. AFTER CLASS?

41. OKAY.

42. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

43. BYE.

44. BYE, TIM.

45. OH.

46. HI... TRISH.

47. HI.

48. UM...

49. I'M JUST ON MY WAY

50. TO THE GROCERY STORE...

51. UM, TO GET SOME BREAD...

52. FOR TOAST.

53. I'VE, UH...

54. I'VE FORGOTTEN MY WALLET

55. AND MY KEYS.

56. I'M JUST

57. GOING TO GO GET THEM.

58. GOOD-BYE.

59. AND WHEN DOES IT

60. START PREPPING?

61. MM-HMM.

62. GOOD.

63. MM-HMM.

64. SO WHEN DO I HAVE

65. TO GO TO VIRGINIA?

66. THAT'S EXCITING.

67. ALL RIGHT.

68. ALL RIGHT,

69. THANKS, VAL.

70. YOU'RE GOING

71. TO VIRGINIA?

72. AS THE PERSONAL

73. FOR DREW BARRYMORE.

74. IT'S A HUGE FASHION PICTURE,

75. AND MY BUDGET'S GOING TO BE

76. THREE TIMES WHAT IT WAS

77. ON DARKNESS.

78. THAT'S

79. WONDERFUL...

80. BUT I WISH YOU HAD

81. DISCUSSED IT WITH ME

82. BEFORE MAKING

83. THAT DECISION.

84. I DON'T KNOW

85. WHAT THERE IS TO DISCUSS.

86. I GOT OFFERED A JOB.

87. I TOOK IT.

88. WHAT ABOUT

89. OUR SUMMER HOLIDAY?

90. I WAS ORGANIZING

91. THE HOUSE IN HYDRA.

92. I NEVER SIGNED OFF

93. ON HYDRA.

94. WE TALKED ABOUT IT,

95. BUT I DIDN'T SAY BOOK A HOUSE.

96. DID YOU BOOK A HOUSE?

97. I JUST WANT

98. TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU.

99. YOU'VE BEEN HERE SIX WEEKS

100. OUT OF AN ENTIRE YEAR.

101. DON'T YOU WANT TO

102. SPEND TIME TOGETHER?

103. COME AND BE WITH ME NOW.

104. COME ON.

105. NOW, THE FACT IS,

106. I CAN'T AFFORD

107. NOT TO TAKE THIS JOB.

108. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

109. HOW MUCH YOU OWE? HMM?

110. A LOT.

111. SWEETHEART...

112. I WANT YOU TO HAVE

113. YOUR BEAUTIFUL DREAM.

114. THEN I HAVE

115. TO GO TO WORK, DON'T I?

116. TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

117. AND WHILE I'M GONE,

118. YOU CAN RESUME

119. YOUR LITTLE THING WITH JENNY.

120. I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT

121. TO BE HERE WITH ME NOW.

122. YOU WANT JENNY.

123. AND HE'S ROUGH,

124. YOU KNOW?

125. IT'S, LIKE—

126. HE FUCKS ME,

127. YOU KNOW?

128. IT'S HOT.

129. YEAH, THAT'S—

130. THAT'S WICKED HOT.

131. IT IS.

132. IT REALLY IS,

133. BECAUSE THERE'S

134. NOT THAT,

135. YOU KNOW, BULLSHIT,

136. OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

137. I'LL DO YOU,

138. THEN YOU DO ME,

139. AND, YOU KNOW,

140. WE'LL CHECK IN,

141. HAVE WE HAD EQUAL TIME?

142. ALL THAT CRAP.

143. YOU KNOW, AL, JUST BECAUSE

144. YOU'RE RIDING THE BIG FAT WEENIE

145. DOESN'T MEAN

146. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

147. WITH THE WAY

148. THE REST OF US DO IT, OKAY?

149. HEY, LOOK, NOW THAT

150. YOU'RE OUT BIG-TIME,

151. LET'S GIVE YOU

152. A MULLET.

153. WHAT? NO.

154. YES, COME ON, HOCKEY HAIR.

155. IT'D BE HOT.

156. NO!

157. I DON'T THINK SHE'S READY

158. TO BE A BULL DYKE, SHANE.

159. THANK YOU.

160. OKAY.

161. THE THING IS,

162. THOUGH, YOU GUYS,

163. I'VE, YOU KNOW,

164. I'VE ONLY

165. SLEPT WITH HIM,

166. WHAT, LIKE, FIVE TIMES,

167. SO IF I'M LATE—

168. YOU'RE LATE?

169. FOR MY PERIOD.

170. I'M SURE YOU LEARNED

171. IN FIFTH GRADE

172. THAT THAT'S PART OF

173. YOUR REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE.

174. WHOA, WHOA.

175. SO WHAT ARE YOU

176. SAYING, THEN?

177. I'M SAYING,

178. IF I'M LATE,

179. IT WOULDN'T

180. BE ANDREW'S.

181. WELL, WOULD IT

182. BE LISA'S?

183. WOW.

184. WELL, YOU'D BE THE FIRST LESBO

185. IN HISTORY

186. EVER TO PULL THAT ONE OFF.

187. SHIT.

188. OH, SO ACCORDING TO THE CAC,

189. THE WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN

190. IS A GODLESS ONE.

191. AND ART REFLECTS THAT.

192. IT MIRRORS

193. THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.

194. DO YOU THINK THE FACT

195. THAT YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL

196. MAKES YOU MORALLY BANKRUPT?

197. I AM A PERVERT...

198. AND ONLY A PERVERT

199. COULD SHOW THIS WORK.

200. I DIDN'T KNOW

201. I WAS BEING TAPED.

202. ANYWAY, THAT IS NOT

203. WHAT I SAID.

204. SHE TWISTED IT.

205. THAT'S WHAT

206. THEY DO.

207. AND YOU CAN BE SURE

208. THAT THIS TAPE

209. HAS BEEN SENT

210. TO EVERY

211. CONSERVATIVE CONGRESSMAN,

212. ALONG WITH THIS

213. LOVELY DOCUMENT—

214. A LIFE-SIZE PAINTING

215. OF THE PRESIDENT

216. OF THE UNITED STATES

217. IN AN S.S. UNIFORM,

218. JESUS SODOMIZING MARY,

219. AND THIS IS A DOOZY—

220. THIS IS A LIVE

221. PERFORMANCE PIECE.

222. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ART?

223. ABSOLUTELY.

224. WE PUT IT TO

225. A VOTE, BERT.

226. IT'S AN IMPORTANT

227. EXHIBITION,

228. AND THE MUSEUM

229. STANDS BEHIND IT.

230. OKAY.

231. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN

232. HOW TO DEAL WITH FAE BUCKLEY.

233. SHE WAS CAUGHT

234. OFF-GUARD, BERT.

235. IT COULD HAPPEN

236. TO ANYONE.

237. AS YOUR COUNSEL,

238. I CAN TELL YOU THAT THEY WILL

239. TRY AND GET AT YOU

240. ON LEGAL GROUNDS.

241. NOW, THE LAW IS PRETTY MUCH

242. ON YOUR SIDE RIGHT NOW.

243. HOWEVER,

244. THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IS NOT.

245. THERE'S TWO

246. WAYS TO GO.

247. ONE, THEY RANT AND RAVE

248. WHILE WE LOOK THE OTHER WAY.

249. WE DO NOT ENGAGE.

250. THAT IS WHAT

251. WE'VE BEEN DOING,

252. SITTING WITH OUR HANDS

253. FOLDED IN OUR LAPS

254. WHILE THEY CALL US

255. PORNOGRAPHERS AND PEDOPHILES.

256. THE OTHER STRATEGY

257. IS TO MEET THEM HEAD-ON,

258. DUKE IT OUT.

259. I WANT TO CHALLENGE FAE BUCKLEY

260. TO A DEBATE.

261. THE WOMAN'S A GLADIATOR

262. IN THE PUBLIC ARENA.

263. SHE'S BRILLIANT.

264. SHE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS WINS.

265. LET'S DO IT.

266. FUCK...

267. WHAT AM I GONNA DO

268. IF I'M FUCKING PREGNANT?

269. GET AN ABORTION, AL.

270. OR GIVE THE BABY

271. TO BETTE AND TINA.

272. WHAT, WE'RE ALREADY

273. LIKE A FAMILY.

274. IT WOULD BE LIKE THE KID

275. BELONGS TO ALL OF US.

276. SO INSTEAD OF

277. HEATHER HAS TWO MOMMIES,

278. HEATHER HAS SIX MOMMIES?

279. NO, BETTE AND TINA

280. WOULD BE THE MOMS,

281. BUT WE'D ALL BE CONNECTED

282. BECAUSE OF HOW IT WENT DOWN—

283. LOOK, DANA, THIS IS GONNA BE

284. ENTIRELY NATURAL, OKAY?

285. OKAY, AS LONG AS IT'S

286. NOT TOO, LIKE, CRAZY,

287. OR, YOU KNOW...

288. ALL RIGHT, OR TOO COOL.

289. I HEAR YOU.

290. BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

291. WE'D BE THE KID'S

292. EXTENDED FAMILY.

293. THAT'S A GREAT

294. IDEA, SHANE.

295. LOOK, THERE'S NO BIGGER

296. KARMIC BLESSING

297. THAN DOING SOMETHING

298. ENTIRELY SELFLESS

299. FOR ANOTHER PERSON.

300. I'M SERIOUS.

301. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SUPPORT

302. FOR ME?

303. TINA, BETTE WOULD HAVE

304. HIRED SOMEBODY

305. TO DO THIS FOR YOU.

306. I WOULD HAVE

307. DONE IT FOR YOU.

308. I'M NOT GOING TO...

309. COME TO YOUR...

310. SHOW TONIGHT.

311. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T.

312. HEY, IT'S OKAY.

313. I'M SURE BETTE

314. WILL COME.

315. TINA, I WOULDN'T

316. WANT YOU

317. TO DO ANYTHING

318. YOU'RE NOT

319. UP TO DOING...

320. BUT DON'T YOU THINK

321. IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU

322. TO GET OUT?

323. IT'S GREAT.

324. I LOOK GOOD, RIGHT?

325. YOU LOOK HOT.

326. YOU LOOK EXCELLENT.

327. LOOK AT THIS.

328. FROM THE NECK UP.

329. I MEAN, WE REALLY

330. HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

331. ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.

332. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

333. WE'VE GOT TO TAKE HER

334. TO FRED SEGAL.

335. I GOT THESE

336. AT FRED SEGAL.

337. SHANE...

338. MADAME CHERIE,

339. LINE THREE.

340. SHE REQUIRES

341. YOUR ATTENTION

342. IMMEDIATEMENT.

343. HELLO.

344. AH. HI.

345. HI.

346. WHERE ARE YOU

347. TAKING ME?

348. IT'S A SECRET.

349. OKAY.

350. LET'S GO.

351. WELL?

352. WELL, I DON'T KNOW

353. WHY WE'RE HERE.

354. STEVE AND HARRY OWN

355. MOST OF THIS BLOCK.

356. THEY'RE DEVELOPING IT,

357. AND I'VE CONVINCED STEVE

358. TO INVEST IN YOU.

359. SO YOU CAN OPEN

360. YOUR OWN SHOP.

361. NO WAY.

362. WAY. BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM

363. THAT I BROUGHT YOU HERE, OKAY?

364. ISN'T IT JUST OOZING

365. WITH POTENTIAL?

366. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

367. IT...

368. I MEAN,

369. IT'S UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.

370. I MEAN, I THINK I'D KEEP THIS

371. LIKE THE OLD BARBERSHOP.

372. NO BIG RECEPTION DESK

373. OR ANYTHING.

374. JUST THE CUTTING STATIONS

375. RIGHT HERE—

376. AND THIS COULD BE

377. THE WAITING AREA

378. WHERE THEY HAVE SOFAS

379. AND TABLES.

380. I SEE IT MID-CENTURY

381. MODERNE,

382. KIND OF KITSCHY,

383. BUT CHIC.

384. HMM...

385. I'M THINKING

386. POOL TABLE...

387. AND... AND UP HERE,

388. IT COULD BE THE COLORING

389. OR SHAMPOO STATIONS.

390. SHANE...

391. YEAH?

392. LOOK AT THIS.

393. AH, FUCK.

394. YES, PLEASE.

395. I KNOW I WAS ONLY 12 WEEKS...

396. BUT I FEEL LIKE

397. I LOST SOMEONE

398. I WAS WITH MY WHOLE LIFE...

399. MY BABY BOY.

400. JUST LAST WEEK,

401. WE FOUND OUT

402. THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE

403. A BOY.

404. YOU'LL TRY AGAIN.

405. I KNOW IT'S HARD

406. TO THINK ABOUT IT

407. RIGHT NOW,

408. BUT YOU'LL TRY AGAIN.

409. I KNOW THAT

410. TINA'S DEVASTATED.

411. FRANKLY, THAT'S THE WAY

412. SHE SHOULD BE FEELING.

413. SHE'S GRIEVING.

414. I'M WORRIED

415. ABOUT YOU, BETTE.

416. I SEE YOU STEADY

417. AND STRONG,

418. LETTING TINA LEAN ON YOU.

419. HAS IT SUNK IN

420. FOR YOU YET?

421. HAVE YOU CRIED?

422. BELIEVE ME, IT'S SUNK IN.

423. BUT KAREN ASKED YOU

424. A SPECIFIC QUESTION.

425. HAVE YOU CRIED?

426. I DON'T NEED TO CRY.

427. I WANT TO SEE SOME EPISODES

428. OF INSIGHT.

429. CAN YOU GET ME SOME TAPES

430. TOMORROW MORNING?

431. HEY, TINA.

432. TINA, HI.

433. NOW'S THE TIME,

434. YOU KNOW?

435. WHEN SOMETHING

436. TERRIBLE HAPPENS,

437. AND YOU FEEL YOURSELF

438. BEING SUCKED

439. INTO THAT

440. BLACK PIT OF DESPAIR,

441. IT'S TIME TO GET

442. OUTSIDE YOURSELF

443. AND FORCE YOURSELF

444. TO DO SOMETHING

445. FOR PEOPLE

446. WHO CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

447. WHAT DESPAIR IS,

448. BECAUSE IT'S ALL

449. THEY'VE EVER KNOWN.

450. I'LL BE THERE

451. ALL DAY TOMORROW.

452. WHAT DID HE WANT?

453. HE WANTS ME

454. TO VOLUNTEER.

455. HMM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD

456. CHECK IT OUT.

457. MAYBE IT WOULD BE

458. GOOD FOR YOU.

459. YEAH.

460. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

461. GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT

462. TO KIT'S SHOW?

463. BABE, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO.

464. I TOLD KIT.

465. SHE UNDERSTANDS.

466. EXCUSE ME.

467. EXCUSE ME,

468. CAN I GET...

469. THIS IS SO FUNNY.

470. I HAD GROUP TODAY.

471. YOU MISS MY ASS?

472. YOU GUYS HAVE A WHOLE SESSION

473. TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL

474. ABOUT ME GETTING

475. THE HELL OUT OF THERE?

476. WELL, WE HAD QUITE A FEW

477. OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT,

478. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S NOT

479. AS INTENSE WITHOUT YOU.

480. WHAT?

481. DON'T TELL ME THIS IS

482. THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH

483. YOU'D EXPECT TO SEE ME.

484. I JUST NEVER FIGURED YOU

485. TO BE A KIT PORTER FAN.

486. SHE'S MY SISTER.

487. EXCUSE ME.

488. EXCUSE ME.

489. HEY, HERE YOU GO.

490. OH, MEET MY EX.

491. BETTE PORTER, THIS IS,

492. UH, CANDACE JEWELL.

493. NICE TO MEET YOU.

494. NICE TO MEET YOU.

495. DO YOU WANT TO SIT WITH ME

496. AT MY TABLE?

497. IT'S JUST ME

498. AND A COUPLE

499. OF MY SISTER'S

500. FRIENDS.

501. HEY, WHERE'S TINA,

502. BY THE WAY?

503. SHE WASN'T FEELING WELL.

504. HEY...

505. HEY, BABY SIS.

506. THIS IS YOLANDA

507. AND CANDACE.

508. THIS IS SLIM DADDY.

509. HI, NICE

510. TO MEET YOU.

511. HEY, BEAUTIFUL.

512. AND NOW,

513. PLEASE PUT YOUR

514. HANDS TOGETHER.

515. TOGETHER, TOGETHER, TOGETHER,

516. FOR...

517. KIT PORTER!

518. WHOO-HOO!

519. WHOO!

520. THIS, THIS IS SO COOL.

521. IT'S OVERWHELMING.

522. I-I THINK I NEED A DRINK.

523. I WAS JUST KIDDING,

524. BABY SISTER.

525. MY BABY SISTER

526. IS IN HERE TONIGHT,

527. AND SHE HAS HELPED ME GO DOWN

528. THAT STRAIGHT AND NARROW.

529. IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

530. IS SLIM DADDY!

531. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

532. I DON'T KNOW

533. WHAT I WANT TO SAY,

534. BUT THERE'S NO ONE

535. LIKE THIS WOMAN.

536. KIT PORTER IS A REAL

537. MOTHERFUCKIN' DIVA.

538. Y'ALL GO ON,

539. GIVE IT UP FOR KIT.

540. I RESPECT

541. THAT SHE'S YOUR WOMAN.

542. SHE'S NOT.

543. YOU MET MY WOMAN.

544. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

545. WELL, I STILL THINK

546. THE TWO OF YOU WOULD, UH...

547. YOU KNOW?

548. YEAH.

549. LORD, HAVE MERCY ON ME.

550. SING THAT SONG, KIT.

551. I PASS BY THE CALIFORNIA

552. ART CENTER EVERY MORNING.

553. I'M DOING A JOB

554. RIGHT NEAR THERE.

555. WHAT KIND OF JOB?

556. MY PARTNER AND I

557. ARE DOING THE FINISH CARPENTRY

558. ON A LOFT IN VENICE

559. WE'VE BEEN REMODELING.

560. YOU'RE A CARPENTER?

561. HEY...

562. SURE YOU DON'T WANT

563. TO HANG OUT

564. WITH US TONIGHT,

565. BABY SIS?

566. WE GOT EVERYTHING

567. FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS ANYTHING.

568. YEAH, I'M SURE.

569. I'VE GOT

570. TO GET HOME.

571. WELL, I GUESS I'LL DREAM

572. ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU...

573. BECAUSE I GOT THAT

574. BASIC INSTINCT

575. ABOUT YOU.

576. DON'T YOU

577. GET MY SISTER

578. INTO ANY TROUBLE.

579. I CAN HANDLE IT.

580. CONGRATULATIONS.

581. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

582. ALL RIGHT, WELL...

583. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

584. LISTEN, I SHOULD REALLY

585. GET HOME.

586. IT WAS NICE

587. RUNNING INTO YOU.

588. YEAH.

589. NICE TO MEET YOU.

590. YOU SHOULD COME BY

591. AND CHECK OUT THE MUSEUM

592. ONE DAY

593. ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK.

594. YEAH.

595. OKAY.

596. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

597. NO,

598. I'LL GET IT.

599. THE WAIT

600. STAFF ARE SO SLOW.

601. THEY'RE USELESS.

602. YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT.

603. THANK YOU.

604. IT'S THEIR JOB.

605. WELL, THEY'RE BUSY.

606. I'M HELPING THEM.

607. YOU'RE CODDLING THEM.

608. WE DIDN'T ORDER—

609. DID ONE OF YOU ORDER THAT?

610. IT'S A GIFT FROM ME.

611. I WANT TO BE IN PARIS

612. THIS MORNING.

613. AND I WANT

614. TO BE IN PROFIT SOME DAY.

615. IT'S MY TREAT.

616. ENJOY.

617. PUT IT ON THE BOOKS.

618. KATE MOSS,

619. EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

620. LOOK AT YOU.

621. WOW.

622. YEAH.

623. IF I DIDN'T KNOW

624. IT WAS YOU,

625. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

626. SOMEONE HOT JUST WALKED IN.

627. SIT DOWN.

628. I FEEL STUPID.

629. YOU LOOK

630. SO SEXY, DANA.

631. OH, SHUT UP.

632. REALLY, YOU LIKE THE 'DO?

633. YEAH, GREAT.

634. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

635. ME?

636. YEAH.

637. I'M DRINKING COFFEE.

638. OH, YOU CAN'T

639. DO THAT.

640. BETTE AND TINA

641. WOULD KILL YOU,

642. RIGHT, SHANE?

643. BETTE AND TINA

644. WOULD KILL HER,

645. BECAUSE SHE'S DR—

646. I...

647. AH, FUCK,

648. I'M SORRY.

649. ALICE MIGHT

650. BE PREGNANT.

651. "MIGHT" BEING THE WORD

652. I'M CLINGING ONTO.

653. LOOK, NO, NO, NO.

654. WE THOUGHT IT WAS

655. KARMICALLY DESTINED,

656. BECAUSE BETTE AND TINA

657. WANTED A BABY SO BADLY.

658. YOU MEAN, YOU WOULD

659. HAVE A BABY—

660. AND BETTE AND TINA WOULD

661. ADOPT IT, RIGHT, SHANE?

662. YEAH, BUT—

663. OH, MY GOD.

664. HEY, HEY, LOOK,

665. YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING,

666. BECAUSE THEY

667. DON'T KNOW AND—

668. YEAH, AND YOU MIGHT BE

669. MISREADING THE KARMA

670. OR SOMETHING.

671. OH, THE KARMA.

672. YEAH.

673. DO YOU KNOW

674. WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY

675. GIFT THAT WOULD BE?

676. YEAH, THEY'RE MAKING

677. SUPER SURE I KNOW THAT.

678. NOT JUST TO

679. BETTE AND TINA,

680. BUT TO ALL OF US.

681. THE WHOLE DNA MODEL OF FAMILY

682. IS BEING REINVENTED.

683. WE'RE MAKING A NEW WORLD

684. THAT REFLECTS

685. THE WAY WE LOVE

686. AND MAKE RELATIONSHIPS AND—

687. I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT

688. REFLECTED SOMEWHERE.

689. WHAT?

690. UM...

691. I'M GONNA TAKE CARE

692. OF THIS TODAY, OKAY?

693. OH, IT'S MINE!

694. HEY, NO, NO, NO,

695. I HAVE A TAB TO PAY.

696. I'M PAYING IT.

697. I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT

698. THIS RAW SPACE

699. WITH STEVE JAFFE,

700. BECAUSE...

701. YEAH?

702. YEAH, HE'S

703. TALKING ABOUT

704. OPENING UP

705. MY OWN SALON.

706. NO WAY!

707. YOU GOING TO CALL IT "SHANE",

708. SHANE?

709. YEAH, I'M GOING TO GO.

710. YOU LOOK GREAT.

711. BYE.

712. HEY, THANK YOU,

713. THANK YOU.

714. YES.

715. BYE.

716. HEY, THERE'S A LINE

717. AT THE COUNTER.

718. MARINA...

719. THERE'S A LINE.

720. THERE SEEMS TO BE

721. A COMMUNICATION

722. BREAKDOWN.

723. SHANE?

724. YEAH?

725. HOLD UP.

726. I'LL SEE

727. YOU GUYS LATER.

728. I GOT TO GO,

729. AND THANK YOU FOR

730. ALL THE CROISSANTS

731. AND THE COFFEE

732. I COULDN'T DRINK.

733. AREN'T YOU LATE

734. FOR SOMETHING?

735. BYE.

736. YES.

737. UH, WAIT FOR ME!

738. THANK YOU.

739. THANK YOU.

740. BYE. YOU LOOK GREAT.

741. BYE, THANKS.

742. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.

743. IS THERE SOMETHING

744. YOU WANT TO SAY?

745. NO.

746. YOU PICK

747. A FIGHT WITH ME

748. IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE,

749. AND THEN YOU MAKE LIKE YOU'RE—

750. YOU'RE HURT,

751. OR VICTIMIZED.

752. YOU WANT SOMEONE

753. TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE?

754. MAYBE.

755. WHO, MARINA?

756. I ALREADY RESCUED YOU.

757. REMEMBER?

758. HEY.

759. HEY.

760. COME ON,

761. WE'LL TAKE THE JAG.

762. ALL RIGHT.

763. HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

764. WE'RE GOING TO DROP

765. MY DAUGHTER ON THIRD STREET

766. SO SHE CAN KILL A COUPLE HUNDRED

767. OF MY HARD-EARNED BUCKS

768. ON AN OUTFIT THAT

769. LOOKS LIKE IT CAME

770. FROM THE SALVATION ARMY

771. REJECT BIN.

772. OH...

773. THAT'S FINE.

774. I WAS HOPING

775. YOU MIGHT

776. HANG OUT WITH CLEA

777. FOR A WHILE.

778. JUST SOMETHING.

779. WELL...

780. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

781. SHE—

782. SHE QUIT COLLEGE

783. AFTER SIX MONTHS.

784. SHE'S FLAILING.

785. I THOUGHT MAYBE

786. YOU COULD SPEND

787. A LITTLE TIME

788. WITH HER TODAY.

789. SHE MIGHT

790. OPEN UP TO YOU.

791. JUST AN INSTINCT

792. I HAVE.

793. I DON'T KNOW,

794. STEVE, IT'S—

795. I WOULD CONSIDER IT

796. A FAVOR.

797. OH, YEAH,

798. ABSOLUTELY.

799. YES, NO, I'VE CHECKED THAT.

800. I'M CHECKING IT TWICE

801. RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY.

802. YOU'VE TOLD HIM THAT WE'RE

803. A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION?

804. IT'S A TAX WRITE-OFF?

805. WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD

806. LET HIM KNOW THAT WE...

807. WE'RE WAITING FOR HIM.

808. WE GOT A GRANT

809. TO HIRE A LAW FIRM.

810. SO NOW, MORE THAN 50,000

811. L.A. GARMENT INDUSTRY WORKERS

812. HAVE HEALTH BENEFITS

813. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.

814. THAT WAS OUR BIGGEST PROJECT.

815. MOSTLY, WE DEAL WITH VERY

816. HUMAN-SCALE STUFF, YOU KNOW.

817. HEY, I WANTED

818. TO TELL YOU...

819. WE ALSO HAVE A GAY

820. AND LESBIAN ALLIANCE.

821. I DON'T KNOW

822. IF THAT'S SOMETHING

823. YOU'D BE INTERESTED

824. IN, OR—

825. UM, I THINK I'D LIKE

826. TO DO SOMETHING...

827. WITH KIDS,

828. UNDERPRIVILEGED

829. OR AT-RISK CHILDREN.

830. OKAY.

831. YEAH.

832. OYE, ESAI.

833. COMO ESTA?

834. COMO ESTA?

835. BIEN.

836. ESAI HERE IS WORKING

837. WITH THESE GUYS

838. TO BRING DOWN

839. CLAY PATTERSON.

840. HE'S THE TELEVANGELIST

841. WHOSE REFINERY

842. IS GIVING CANCER

843. TO HUNDREDS OF KIDS

844. IN THE SOUTH L.A. HOOD.

845. OH, HE'S A BASTARD.

846. HE GETS AROUND

847. EVERY COURT INJUNCTION.

848. SOME CHRISTIAN, HUH?

849. HAVE YOU EVER

850. COME ACROSS A WOMAN

851. NAMED FAE BUCKLEY?

852. BEN COUGHLIN

853. JUST RESIGNED FROM OUR BOARD.

854. YOU'RE KIDDING.

855. YESTERDAY IN THE MAIL,

856. HE GOT 62 INDIVIDUAL LETTERS

857. WITH HIS COMPANY CREDIT CARD

858. CHOPPED IN PIECES—

859. FROM PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT

860. TO BUY OFFICE SUPPLIES

861. FROM A BLASPHEMING

862. PORNOGRAPHER.

863. SHALL WE GET BACK TO WORK?

864. "ORGANS OF DEAD

865. ANIMALS DECOMPOSING,

866. "A MAN STRANGLING

867. HIMSELF

868. "WHILE

869. MASTURBATING—

870. YOU CALL THAT ART,

871. MS. PORTER?"

872. THOSE ARE INFLAMMATORY

873. DESCRIPTIONS, MS. BUCKLEY,

874. OF BUT A FEW

875. WORKS OF ART

876. IN A MUCH LARGER

877. EXHIBITION.

878. YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T

879. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

880. WHAT MAKES THAT ART?

881. EXCUSE ME.

882. I'M SORRY,

883. I HAVE TO TAKE IT.

884. IT'S TINA.

885. SHE'S BEEN HAVING

886. A ROUGH TIME.

887. BABY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

888. I'M WITH OSCAR.

889. OSCAR ALVAREZ.

890. I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF—

891. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE

892. WHAT HE DOES HERE.

893. YOU HAVE TO COME BY.

894. HEY.

895. YOU'RE NOT

896. GOING TO BELIEVE

897. WHAT WE FOUND

898. ON FAE BUCKLEY.

899. IS THAT WHAT

900. YOU'VE BEEN DOING?

901. FAE BUCKLEY RESEARCH?

902. YEAH. DO YOU KNOW

903. SHE WAS ONE

904. OF THE MAIN PEOPLE

905. RESPONSIBLE

906. FOR GETTING

907. THAT TEACHER FIRED

908. AT THE UNIVERSITY

909. OF MISSOURI?

910. YEAH, THEY TRUMPED UP

911. CHILD PORN CHARGES

912. BASED ON PICTURES

913. OF HER THREE-YEAR-OLD

914. PLAYING NAKED

915. ON THE BEACH.

916. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS

917. ALL DAY, TINA.

918. I MEAN, I'VE HAD OUR

919. HIGHLY-PAID P.R. FIRM

920. WORKING WITH ME.

921. MY PEOPLE

922. AREN'T SLOUCHES.

923. LOOK, THIS IS WHAT

924. OSCAR DOES, OKAY?

925. JUST LISTEN.

926. IS THERE A PROBLEM?

927. I THOUGHT

928. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

929. ABOUT TINA FINDING

930. SOMETHING OF HER OWN.

931. I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED

932. TO BE ABOUT HELPING TINA

933. GET OUT OF

934. A BAD DEPRESSION.

935. YOU'VE GOT

936. TO LOOK AT THIS.

937. I THINK YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE

938. MIGHT FIND THIS

939. PRETTY INTERESTING.

940. HEY...

941. CLEA'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

942. NOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW,

943. I WILL NOT FORGET THIS.

944. NOW, CHERIE IS PLANNING

945. THIS BIG MOTHER-DAUGHTER TRIP

946. TO PARIS,

947. AND YOU SHOULD HEAR HER

948. MAKING ALL THESE

949. ARRANGEMENTS.

950. SOUNDS LIKE

951. SHE'S PLANNING

952. THE CAMP DAVID

953. SUMMIT.

954. NOW, CLEA DOESN'T WANT GO.

955. SEE IF YOU CAN'T

956. CHANGE HER MIND.

957. HAVE A GOOD TIME,

958. SWEETHEART.

959. LOOK, I KNOW

960. THIS IS LAME,

961. BUT YOUR FATHER ASKED ME

962. TO DO THIS, OKAY?

963. CRAP.

964. ALL RIGHT.

965. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

966. ALL RIGHT.

967. THIS SHOULD BE

968. PRETTY EASY.

969. MM-HMM.

970. SHIT! FUCK ME!

971. SORRY.

972. NICE WORK.

973. CAN I GO AGAIN?

974. YEAH.

975. MAN, I HAVEN'T

976. PLAYED THIS GAME

977. SINCE I WAS, LIKE,

978. SEVEN YEARS OLD.

979. NO?

980. NO.

981. I NEVER DID THIS

982. AS A KID.

983. WHAT, YOUR PARENTS

984. NEVER TOOK YOU?

985. NO, THEY WEREN'T AROUND.

986. BUT I MET MY MOM ONCE.

987. WOW, YOU DIDN'T

988. LIVE WITH HER?

989. NO.

990. WOW.

991. CAN I, UH,

992. CAN I SHOW YOU

993. SOMETHING?

994. DO YOU MIND?

995. SURE.

996. MAY I SHOW YOU

997. SOMETHING?

998. SURE.

999. BEFORE YOU HIT

1000. THE BALL...

1001. YEAH.

1002. IF YOU TRY

1003. BOUNCING A FEW TIMES.

1004. BOUNCE?

1005. YEAH, WELL...

1006. OKAY.

1007. YOU WANT TO TRY IT?

1008. SURE.

1009. OKAY, READY?

1010. YEAH.

1011. ONE, TWO THREE.

1012. AH, WELL.

1013. JUST ABOUT.

1014. NICE, NICE THOUGH.

1015. YEAH, IT WAS A GREAT

1016. TECHNIQUE, THOUGH.

1017. IT'S ALMOST THERE.

1018. SMART-ASS.

1019. AH, WELL.

1020. SHUT UP.

1021. "HERE CUMS THE PRINCIPAL"?

1022. C-U-M-S.

1023. WHAT IS THIS?

1024. OKAY, HANG ON,

1025. HANG ON...

1026. JUST, JESUS,

1027. JUST TURN IT OFF.

1028. I MEAN, REALLY,

1029. WHAT ARE YOU

1030. GOING TO TELL ME?

1031. THAT FAE BUCKLEY

1032. PRODUCES PORNO VIDEOS?

1033. NO, NO, NO, NO—

1034. THERE. SEE THAT GIRL

1035. RIGHT THERE?

1036. SHE'S 17.

1037. SHE RAN AWAY FROM HOME

1038. WHEN SHE WAS 14.

1039. APPARENTLY, HER FATHER WAS

1040. ABUSING THE HELL OUT OF HER,

1041. AND HER MOTHER COULDN'T

1042. OR WOULDN'T STOP HIM.

1043. CHILD SERVICES REPORT

1044. WE PULLED

1045. HAS ALL THE GORY DETAILS,

1046. BUT HER PORN-STAR NAME

1047. IS CHINA,

1048. HER GIVEN NAME

1049. IS CORA BUCKLEY.

1050. I KNOW THEY KNOW

1051. THAT I'M GAY,

1052. I JUST REALLY

1053. DON'T WANT

1054. TO TALK ABOUT IT

1055. WITH THEM.

1056. AH, THEY'RE

1057. SUCH PERVS.

1058. WHY ARE THEY PERVS?

1059. WELL, THEY HAVE

1060. THIS CABINET

1061. THAT THEY NORMALLY

1062. KEEP LOCKED

1063. IN THE MEDIA ROOM.

1064. ANYWAY, ONE NIGHT

1065. THEY GOT DRUNK

1066. AND LEFT SOME

1067. STUFF OUT,

1068. AND CONSUELA WAS CLEANING

1069. THE NEXT DAY

1070. AND JUST HAPPENED TO

1071. PUSH PLAY ON THE VCR,

1072. AND UP POPS MY MOM,

1073. BUCK NAKED, OKAY,

1074. RIDING MY DAD,

1075. WHIPPING HIM

1076. WITH A SWITCH.

1077. IT WAS PRETTY GROSS.

1078. YOU KNOW, BUT

1079. YOU'VE GOT TO—

1080. YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT

1081. TO YOUR FOLKS, I MEAN,

1082. THEY WANT TO KEEP

1083. THEIR LIFE INTERESTING...

1084. AND THEY STILL

1085. WANT TO GET IT ON.

1086. GOD.

1087. YOU KNOW, I'VE

1088. NEVER MET ANYONE

1089. LIKE YOU BEFORE.

1090. WELL, THAT'S—

1091. THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY

1092. A VERY GOOD THING.

1093. TELL ME MORE ABOUT

1094. YOUR PARENTS.

1095. LIKE, HOW COME YOU

1096. DIDN'T LIVE WITH THEM?

1097. NO. NO.

1098. NO, I...

1099. NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.

1100. IT'S NOT RIGHT.

1101. WHY?

1102. BECAUSE THAT'S NOT

1103. WHAT YOUR DAD HAD IN MIND

1104. WHEN HE ASKED ME

1105. TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.

1106. GOD, I DON'T CARE.

1107. CLEA...

1108. I'M INVOLVED

1109. IN A FEW THINGS THAT I...

1110. I—I JUST—

1111. I DON'T WANT...

1112. OH, LIKE DRUGS?

1113. WHAT?

1114. YEAH, THAT'S

1115. PART OF IT.

1116. WHAT IF IT'S

1117. NOT TRUE?

1118. NO, WE GOT AHOLD

1119. OF THE POLICE RECORDS,

1120. AND THE MISSING PERSONS

1121. REPORT.

1122. WE HAVE EVIDENCE OF FAE

1123. PAYING OFF

1124. A DISTRICT COURT JUDGE

1125. TO EXPUNGE THE RECORD.

1126. WELL, THEN WHY HAS IT

1127. NEVER COME OUT?

1128. BECAUSE OUR PEOPLE DON'T KNOW

1129. HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME.

1130. WE'RE PROGRESSIVES,

1131. AND WE'RE ACCUSED

1132. OF BEING MORALLY BANKRUPT.

1133. THEY HAVE SO MANY FUCKING

1134. SKELETONS IN THEIR CLOSETS,

1135. AND WE DON'T TOUCH THEM.

1136. WE TAKE THE HIGH ROAD,

1137. WE WIND UP IN THE DITCH.

1138. WE LEAVE OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY

1139. HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE,

1140. BECAUSE WE'RE NOT

1141. SO ASHAMED OF IT.

1142. THEY GRAB IT,

1143. AND THEY WAVE IT AROUND,

1144. THEY MAKE US LOOK

1145. LIKE PERVERTS.

1146. WE HAVE TO GET

1147. INTO THEIR CLOSETS.

1148. WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO KEEP ON

1149. BEING SO HIGH-MINDED,

1150. BECAUSE WE'RE

1151. GETTING KILLED.

1152. HEY.

1153. HI!

1154. DANA, RIGHT?

1155. JENNY.

1156. ARE YOU ALONE?

1157. YEAH.

1158. CAN I SIT WITH YOU?

1159. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

1160. COME ON.

1161. HERE, SIT.

1162. I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.

1163. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN

1164. TO A BAR BEFORE?

1165. NO, A WOMEN'S BAR...

1166. BY MYSELF.

1167. OH. ME NEITHER.

1168. OH, YEAH?

1169. YEAH.

1170. WELL, ALICE WAS SUPPOSED

1171. TO COME WITH ME,

1172. BUT HER BOYFRIEND CALLED,

1173. SO...

1174. ALICE IS BISEXUAL?

1175. YEAH.

1176. THIS IS LIKE SOMETHING

1177. OUT OF THE 1950s.

1178. IT'S SO BUTCH AND FEMME.

1179. I KNOW.

1180. YEAH.

1181. WELL, IT'S THE OLDEST

1182. LESBIAN BAR IN L.A.

1183. ACTUALLY, IT PROBABLY

1184. HASN'T CHANGED SINCE THE '50s...

1185. BUT, REALLY, IT'S NO DIFFERENT

1186. THAN ANY OTHER CLUB,

1187. YOU KNOW,

1188. I MEAN,

1189. YOU HAVE A FEW DRINKS,

1190. YOU KNOW,

1191. TALK TO A FEW PEOPLE YOU HAVE

1192. NOTHING IN COMMON WITH,

1193. REALIZE HOW UNLIKELY IT IS

1194. YOU'LL EVER MEET ANYONE

1195. WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU AGAIN.

1196. SO YOU HAVE MET SOMEONE

1197. THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU?

1198. WE BROKE UP.

1199. IT'S MESSY.

1200. I KNOW THAT.

1201. NO, NO, NO,

1202. IT'S NO PROBLEM.

1203. YEAH.

1204. IT'S FINE.

1205. IT'S SMALL.

1206. THERE AREN'T, UH,

1207. TOO MANY PLACES TO SIT.

1208. OH, SORRY.

1209. SO YOU'RE

1210. A TENNIS PLAYER?

1211. MM-HMM.

1212. WHAT'S THAT LIKE?

1213. I TRAIN A LOT.

1214. WOW, THAT'S REALLY

1215. INTERESTING.

1216. I GO ON TOUR.

1217. OH, WOW.

1218. YEAH.

1219. YEAH.

1220. I DON'T HAVE

1221. ANYTHING TO DRINK.

1222. DO YOU WANT JUICE?

1223. SURE.

1224. OKAY.

1225. SO THIS IS WHERE YOU WRITE?

1226. YEAH, YEAH, I, UH...

1227. I PRETTY MUCH DO EVERYTHING

1228. IN HERE, AS YOU CAN SEE.

1229. IT USED TO BE

1230. MY WRITING STUDIO,

1231. BUT, YOU KNOW, AFTER

1232. THAT THING WITH TIM AND I...

1233. OH, RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

1234. MM-HMM.

1235. SO HE'S LETTING ME

1236. STAY HERE, SO FAR...

1237. AND I PAY HIM RENT,

1238. WHICH IS

1239. KIND OF WEIRD.

1240. YEAH. YEAH.

1241. OH, GOSH.

1242. OH, SH—I'M SO SORRY.

1243. OH, NO, NO—

1244. OH, GOD.

1245. NO, NO, NO. GOSH.

1246. GIVE THEM TO ME,

1247. I'LL GET THEM

1248. DRY CLEANED.

1249. NO, NO, IT'S OKAY—

1250. I'M JUST—

1251. I KNOW THERE'S WORSE STUFF

1252. ON IT THAN THAT.

1253. OH...

1254. OKAY.

1255. HERE...

1256. OOF!

1257. UM...

1258. OKAY, JUST, UM...

1259. OH!

1260. OH, GOD.

1261. OKAY.

1262. OOF! DAMN!

1263. OH, SORRY.

1264. DID THAT HURT?

1265. NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

1266. AH, HERE.

1267. OKAY. UM, YOU KNOW,

1268. WHY DON'T, UH...

1269. WHAT? IS THIS

1270. NO GOOD?

1271. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU

1272. GET ON TOP?

1273. OKAY, HERE, HERE.

1274. OOH...

1275. HERE.

1276. OW!

1277. THAT'S OKAY.

1278. THIS IS A REALLY

1279. BAD IDEA...

1280. ISN'T IT?

1281. IT'S REALLY BAD.

1282. MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP

1283. BEFORE IT GETS

1284. TOO GRIM.

1285. I THINK SO.

1286. YEAH.

1287. MAYBE WE SHOULD

1288. JUST BE FRIENDS

1289. OR SOMETHING—

1290. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

1291. I'LL JUST GRAB THIS.

1292. OKAY.

1293. OH, GOD...

1294. I AM SO P.M.S.

1295. IT'S GOOD TO GET

1296. OFF MY FEET.

1297. I HAVE SO MANY

1298. FUNCTIONS THIS MONTH.

1299. STEVE AND I

1300. ARE THE CO-CHAIRS

1301. OF THE "I HAVE A DREAM" GALA—

1302. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

1303. I'VE BEEN DYING TO GET THESE

1304. CHROME HEARTS MOTORCYCLE BOOTS.

1305. THEY WOULD LOOK

1306. AMAZING ON YOU.

1307. LOOK, BABY,

1308. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU—

1309. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

1310. NO...

1311. I CAN'T.

1312. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,

1313. TRY IT ON.

1314. I CAN'T.

1315. LOOK, CHERIE,

1316. IF I'M GOING TO DO BUSINESS

1317. WITH YOU

1318. AND YOUR HUSBAND,

1319. I'M NOT GETTING

1320. INVOLVED IN YOUR MARRIAGE.

1321. I'M SORRY.

1322. YOU'RE NOT TRYING

1323. TO BREAK UP WITH ME, ARE YOU?

1324. BECAUSE THAT

1325. WOULD BE...

1326. A VERY,

1327. VERY BAD THING TO DO.

1328. DO YOU LIKE

1329. FUCKING ME, SHANE?

1330. I LOVE IT.

1331. STEVE WILL NEVER FIND OUT.

1332. I'M NOT WEARING

1333. ANY UNDERWEAR.

1334. I KNOW.

1335. I CAN SEE THAT.

1336. YOU'RE CRAZY.

1337. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

1338. UH, DOES IT LACK...

1339. OKAY, OKAY,

1340. DOES IT LACK...

1341. DOES IT LACK...

1342. OH, DOES IT LACK

1343. SERIOUS LITERARY,

1344. ARTISTIC, POLITICAL,

1345. OR SCIENTIFIC VALUE?

1346. GOOD.

1347. INSIGHT'S JUST DOWN

1348. HERE ON STAGE FOUR.

1349. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU

1350. GOING TO DO

1351. WHEN SHE BAITS YOU?

1352. "SO MISS PORTER,

1353. WHY ARE YOU

1354. SUCH AN ANGRY LESBIAN?"

1355. MS. BUCKLEY,

1356. WHY ARE YOU

1357. SUCH A LYING,

1358. SCHEMING BIGOT?

1359. OKAY, SORRY.

1360. MS. BUCKLEY,

1361. I DON'T DENY

1362. I AM A LESBIAN,

1363. AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

1364. WHEN PEOPLE WHO

1365. HAVEN'T TAKEN THE TIME

1366. TO SEE THE WORK

1367. DISTORT AND

1368. MISREPRESENT IT

1369. TO THE PUBLIC

1370. AND TO THE MEDIA.

1371. IS THAT BETTER?

1372. IT'S A LITTLE

1373. COMBATIVE,

1374. BUT IT'S GOOD.

1375. OKAY, WAIT.

1376. WHAT ELSE ARE

1377. WE FORGETTING?

1378. WHAT ELSE ARE WE

1379. FORGETTING?

1380. OKAY, WE DID

1381. CRITICAL THINKING,

1382. FIRST AMENDMENT,

1383. CENSORSHIP

1384. IN AMERICA.

1385. THERE'S THE KUROSAWA

1386. QUOTE.

1387. WHAT IS THE KUROSAWA

1388. QUOTE?

1389. OKAY, "NEVER

1390. AVERT YOUR EYES—"

1391. BABY, YOU ARE

1392. SO PREPARED.

1393. JUST RELAX.

1394. TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

1395. OKAY?

1396. YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.

1397. THANK YOU SO MUCH

1398. FOR BEING HERE WITH ME.

1399. I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS

1400. FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

1401. JUST TO GET OUT OF BED

1402. IN THE MORNING.

1403. I'M GOING

1404. TO BE OKAY.

1405. I KNOW.

1406. LET'S DO THIS IN

1407. FRONT OF FAE BUCKLEY.

1408. I'M THERE.

1409. OKAY.

1410. TIM, NO!

1411. COME ON.

1412. I'M GOING TO GET YOU

1413. WITH THIS.

1414. BE NICE!

1415. COME ON.

1416. JESUS CHRIST, IT WAS

1417. HARD ENOUGH FINDING THIS—

1418. BETTE!

1419. I AM SO GLAD

1420. TO SEE YOU.

1421. I HAVE REALLY BEEN

1422. LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

1423. YES, SO HAVE I.

1424. GOOD, I SEE YOU'VE MET.

1425. BETTE PORTER.

1426. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

1427. HI.

1428. NICE TO HAVE YOU

1429. AGAIN.

1430. OH, I'M SO

1431. GLAD TO BE HERE.

1432. DARLA WILL BE OUT

1433. IN A FEW MINUTES

1434. TO TAKE YOU BOTH

1435. TO MAKEUP.

1436. I'LL SEE YOU ON SET.

1437. IT MUST BE HARD

1438. FOR MAKEUP PEOPLE

1439. TO FIND YOUR COLOR.

1440. IT'S SO IN-BETWEEN.

1441. I GUESS DARLA

1442. WILL HAVE TO MIX.

1443. WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THAT?

1444. SHE WAS

1445. LETTING YOU KNOW

1446. THAT SHE KNOWS PERSONAL

1447. DETAILS ABOUT YOU.

1448. SHE KNOWS

1449. YOU'RE HALF BLACK.

1450. IS THAT A CRIME NOW?

1451. NO, SHE WAS TRYING

1452. TO PSYCHE YOU OUT.

1453. I CAN SEE

1454. THAT IT WORKED.

1455. LOOK, BETTE...

1456. THE BOARD

1457. IS FINE WITH IT,

1458. I'M FINE WITH IT

1459. IF YOU WANT TO USE

1460. THAT VIDEO.

1461. YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

1462. THANK YOU.

1463. WAIT A SECOND.

1464. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1465. PROMISE.

1466. HELLO?

1467. HI.

1468. OKAY, TIM,

1469. WE NEED TO TALK.

1470. CAN'T IT WAIT?

1471. NO, NO, NO.

1472. IT CAN'T WAIT,

1473. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

1474. EVERY MINUTE THAT GOES BY,

1475. YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO DEEPER

1476. AND DEEPER TROUBLE.

1477. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T

1478. BE DATING A STUDENT.

1479. LOOK, JENNY,

1480. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

1481. I KNOW IT'S NONE

1482. OF MY BUSINESS, OKAY?

1483. BUT WHAT IF RANDY

1484. WERE TO FIND OUT, TIM?

1485. TIM...

1486. [ ATTEMPTING TO OPEN

1487. LOCKED DOOR ]

1488. COME ON,

1489. OPEN THE DOOR.

1490. COME ON!

1491. IF RANDY WERE TO WHAT, HMM?

1492. CAN YOU

1493. COME IN, PLEASE?

1494. DON'T.

1495. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS

1496. IN FRONT OF HER, OKAY?

1497. JENNY,

1498. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT.

1499. STAY OUT OF MY LIFE.

1500. NO.

1501. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,

1502. JENNY, HUH?

1503. ARE YOU GONNA

1504. FUCKING REPORT ME?

1505. FUCK YOU.

1506. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY

1507. THAT FUCKING TREACHEROUS.

1508. I HAVE WITH ME BETTE PORTER,

1509. THE DIRECTOR

1510. OF THE CALIFORNIA ART CENTER,

1511. THE MUSEUM

1512. THAT IS MOUNTING

1513. THE CONTROVERSIAL

1514. ART EXHIBITION,

1515. PROVOCATIONS,

1516. AND FAE BUCKLEY

1517. OF THE COALITION

1518. OF CONCERNED CITIZENS,

1519. THE GROUP THAT IS

1520. LEADING THE EFFORTS

1521. TO SHUT DOWN

1522. THE EXHIBITION—

1523. SHE NEEDS TO LOOSEN UP.

1524. SHE SHOULD SMILE.

1525. EVERY TIME SOMETHING

1526. DOESN'T GO THEIR WAY,

1527. THEY CRY FASCISM.

1528. AND I'M SORRY

1529. THIS HAD TO HAPPEN

1530. IN FRONT OF YOU,

1531. BUT IF YOU REALLY CARE

1532. ABOUT HIM,

1533. YOU'RE GOING TO BACK OFF,

1534. OKAY?

1535. LET ME TELL YOU

1536. SOMETHING, JENNY.

1537. NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS

1538. WOULD BELIEVE FOR A SECOND

1539. THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT

1540. ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO ME.

1541. ARE YOU, IN FACT,

1542. BETRAYING

1543. THE PUBLIC TRUST?

1544. ON THE CONTRARY, GEORGE,

1545. I'M TRUSTING THE PUBLIC.

1546. I MEAN, WHAT GIVES ME

1547. THE RIGHT

1548. TO DECIDE WHAT YOU CAN

1549. AND CAN'T SEE?

1550. I'M NO MORE ENTITLED

1551. THAN MS. BUCKLEY IS

1552. TO DECIDE FOR YOU

1553. WHAT'S GOING TO UPLIFT

1554. AND ENLIGHTEN YOU.

1555. OH, THERE SHE GOES AGAIN

1556. WITH THAT LIBERAL

1557. DUCK AND PARRY.

1558. IT'S JUST PLAIN BAD FAITH

1559. TO PROMOTE AN AGENDA

1560. THE WAY THIS ART SHOW DOES

1561. AND THEN CLAIM

1562. NO RESPONSIBILITY

1563. FOR THE IMMORAL BEHAVIOR

1564. IT ENCOURAGES.

1565. ART IS MEANT TO BE

1566. PERCEIVED AND INTERPRETED.

1567. IT DOESN'T INTRINSICALLY

1568. ADVOCATE BEHAVIOR.

1569. HOW CAN YOU SAY

1570. YOU'RE NOT ADVOCATING BEHAVIOR?

1571. YOUR WHOLE PURPOSE IS TO MAKE

1572. THAT LIFESTYLE APPEAR NORMAL

1573. SO THAT MORE PEOPLE

1574. WILL WANT TO TRY IT.

1575. IF I WERE TRYING TO CONVERT

1576. PEOPLE TO MY LIFESTYLE,

1577. AS YOU SEEM TO BE IMPLYING,

1578. MS. BUCKLEY,

1579. DO YOU REALLY THINK

1580. I'D DO IT

1581. BY USING IMAGES OF

1582. A MAN FLAYING HIMSELF

1583. AND TRUSSING UP

1584. HIS TESTICLES?

1585. THAT PIECE MAKES ME

1586. SO UNCOMFORTABLE

1587. I CAN BARELY LOOK AT IT.

1588. I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA

1589. MAKE ANYONE

1590. WANT TO BECOME A LESBIAN.

1591. WHERE IS

1592. THE ACCOUNTABILITY?

1593. SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO—

1594. I OPENED

1595. THE '97 BRUNELLO.

1596. IS THAT THE CAPARZO

1597. OR THE CASTELGIOCONDO?

1598. WELL, IF IT'S

1599. TOO EXPENSIVE,

1600. I CAN ALWAYS

1601. PAWN MY WATCH.

1602. DON'T BE PETULANT,

1603. MARINA.

1604. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU

1605. WANT ME TO REMEMBER YOU

1606. WHEN I'M DECIDING

1607. WHO TO TAKE

1608. TO ANTIGUA

1609. WHEN I WRAP.

1610. MORAL AMERICANS AREN'T

1611. RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH

1612. TO DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES

1613. WHETHER TO GO SEE AN ART SHOW

1614. THEY MIGHT FIND

1615. OBJECTIONABLE.

1616. WHAT ABOUT THAT, FAE?

1617. ARE YOU CONTRADICTING YOURSELF?

1618. MS. PORTER'S A VERY PROPER

1619. WOMAN, AREN'T YOU, MS. PORTER?

1620. SHE THINKS

1621. SHE'S CLEVER ENOUGH

1622. TO TRICK

1623. THE REST OF US

1624. INTO BELIEVING

1625. THAT FILTH ISN'T FILTH,

1626. BLASPHEMY

1627. ISN'T BLASPHEMY,

1628. PORNOGRAPHY

1629. IS NOT PORNOGRAPHY,

1630. BUT THE STUFF

1631. SPEAKS FOR ITSELF,

1632. AND HOWEVER HARD

1633. SHE TRIES TO DEFEND IT

1634. WITH HER

1635. FANCY LANGUAGE

1636. AND HER

1637. INSULTING LOGIC,

1638. ALL IT IS

1639. IS SHEER, DISGUSTING,

1640. FILTHY, UGLY PORNOGRAPHY.

1641. SHE IS A PORNOGRAPHER.

1642. I...

1643. I UNDERSTAND WHY MS. BUCKLEY

1644. IS SO SICKENED

1645. BY THE PORN INDUSTRY.

1646. I DO.

1647. I MEAN,

1648. IT'S BRUTAL,

1649. ESPECIALLY FOR

1650. THE POOR CHILDREN

1651. AND TEENAGE GIRLS

1652. WHO GET LURED IN AND EXPLOITED,

1653. ALL BECAUSE THEY WERE

1654. RUNNING AWAY FROM SOMETHING.

1655. THOSE CHILDREN LACKED LOVE.

1656. THEY WERE ABUSED.

1657. I MEAN,

1658. HOW AWFUL IT MUST BE

1659. TO COME FROM A HOME LIFE

1660. SO DESPERATE.

1661. THERE IS A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE

1662. BETWEEN COMPLEX, PROVOCATIVE ART

1663. AND THE TRAGEDY

1664. OF THE PORN INDUSTRY.

1665. MAY I ASK WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

1666. DOES IT SOMEHOW RELATE

1667. TO OUR DISCUSSION?

1668. DO YOU BELIEVE

1669. IN GOD, BETTE?

1670. I DON'T SEE

1671. WHAT THAT—

1672. BECAUSE IF YOU DID,

1673. THIS WOULDN'T BE COMPLEX.

1674. YOU SEE, GOD HAS ALREADY

1675. DONE THE WORK

1676. OF SORTING THROUGH

1677. ALL OF THIS FOR US.

1678. FAITH MAKES

1679. SEEMINGLY COMPLEX THINGS

1680. SIMPLE AND OBVIOUS—

1681. GOD IS ABOUT

1682. THE MOST COMP—

1683. THE BIBLE CONDEMNS

1684. HOMOSEXUALITY.

1685. THAT'S WHY GOD

1686. TOOK YOUR UNBORN CHILD

1687. FROM YOUR

1688. LESBIAN LOVER,

1689. AND THAT

1690. WAS A BLESSING.

1691. THAT BABY IS WITH HIM NOW,

1692. SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SUFFER

1693. THE DEGRADATION

1694. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN

1695. SUBJECT TO

1696. HAD HE BEEN BORN

1697. INTO YOUR DEPRAVED LIFE!

1698. MONSTER.

1699. MONSTER.