The L Word 1x10

Directed by Mary Harron • Rose Troche

Joe MacLeod as Delivery Man / Young Man • Helen Shaver as Faye Buckley • Lolita Davidovich as Francesca Wolff • Snoop Dogg as Slim Daddy • Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe

Shane gets the opportunity to style a high-profile client's hair, Bette and Tina receive some devastating news, Jenny goes to dinner with Marina and Francesca, and Alice decides that her relationship with Lisa is too complex.

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1. WHERE YOU GOING?

2. UM, I WOULD LIKE

3. TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,

4. SO...

5. ARE YOU COMING BACK?

6. MM-HMM. YEAH. YEAH.

7. HURRY BACK, LOVER.

8. WHAT A LEZ.

9. BABE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE

10. SUPPOSED TO BE GONE.

11. NO, I HAVE

12. FIVE MINUTES.

13. WELL, DO YOU MIND

14. MOVING YOUR CAR?

15. BECAUSE THE GUYS ARE HERE

16. WITH THE TANK,

17. AND THEY CAN'T

18. GET THROUGH.

19. WHAT TANK?

20. IT'S OKAY. SHE'S...

21. SHE'S GOING TO MOVE IT

22. IN A MINUTE.

23. ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE IT

24. OR WHAT?

25. IS THAT ONE OF THOSE

26. BIRTHING TANKS?

27. YEAH.

28. WELL, SINCE WHEN DID WE AGREE

29. TO HAVE THE BABY IN WATER?

30. SINCE I DECIDED

31. TO GIVE BIRTH THAT WAY.

32. I DIDN'T WANT

33. TO BOTHER YOU WITH IT.

34. IT'S SIX MONTHS AWAY.

35. I DON'T UNDERSTAND

36. WHY YOU'RE BUYING THIS NOW.

37. BECAUSE I GOT

38. A GOOD DEAL ON IT.

39. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

40. MORE TO RENT IT.

41. AND WHAT IS DR. WILSON

42. SAYING ABOUT THIS?

43. SHE THINKS IT'S GREAT.

44. SO YOU TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT

45. BUT NOT TO ME?

46. BABY, PLEASE, MOVE YOUR CAR.

47. YO, WHAT'S UP?

48. HI, SLIM DADDY.

49. HEY, HOW YOU

50. DOING TODAY?

51. PRETTY GOOD.

52. YOU KNOW, I REALLY

53. WANTED TO THANK YOU

54. FOR GIVING ME A RIDE

55. TO THE STUDIO.

56. SHIT.

57. WHY WOULDN'T

58. I WANT TO RIDE

59. WITH A BEAUTIFUL

60. WOMAN LIKE YOU?

61. UH, MS. PORTER,

62. DO YOU WANT

63. A SMOOTHIE?

64. UH, YEAH.

65. WHAT'S IN THEM?

66. FRUIT.

67. TELL HER WHAT KIND WE GOT.

68. WE GOT

69. STRAWBERRY,

70. ORANGE,

71. SOME BERRY

72. TYPE THING

73. AND, UH...

74. PEANUT BUTTER.

75. YOU KNOW,

76. JUST IN CASE.

77. I WILL TAKE

78. THE STRAWBERRY.

79. YOU LIKE THAT?

80. YEAH, IT'S GOOD,

81. BUT I THINK I'D LIKE IT BETTER

82. IF I COULD DRINK IT MYSELF.

83. YOU'RE DRINKING

84. THE PEANUT BUTTER ONE.

85. MR. PIDDLES?

86. THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT

87. I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

88. YOU REMEMBER LARA?

89. YOU REMEMBER HOW...

90. HOW SHE USED TO COME OVER

91. ALL THE TIME AND...

92. STAY OVER SOMETIMES AND...

93. WE'D MOVE AROUND A LOT AND...

94. TOGETHER.

95. MR. PIDDLES, LARA'S GAY.

96. SO AM I.

97. YOU STILL LOVE ME?

98. OH, YOU'RE THE BEST CAT

99. IN THE WORLD, MR. P.

100. SHH.

101. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

102. I HAVE COME

103. TO GET YOU OUT OF BED.

104. COME ON. LET'S GO.

105. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.

106. COME ON.

107. OH, SH... SORRY,

108. MR. PIDDLES.

109. OKAY, COME ON.

110. I DON'T WANT TO GO.

111. SOME OF US HAVE IT WORSE,

112. DANA, YOU KNOW?

113. SOME OF US ARE DATING

114. LESBIAN MEN, OKAY?

115. COME ON.

116. LOOK AT HER FACE.

117. SHE'S SEARCHING

118. FOR A FEELING.

119. IT'S LIKE SHE'S

120. LONGING FOR FAITH.

121. SHE'D DO ANYTHING

122. TO GET IT.

123. TO FEEL IT.

124. I LOVE THIS WORK.

125. IT IS REALLY COOL.

126. CAN I HELP YOU?

127. UH, BETTE PORTER.

128. I'M BETTE PORTER.

129. THESE ARE FOR YOU.

130. THERE'S NO CARD.

131. WHO ARE THESE FROM?

132. UH...

133. IT DOESN'T SAY.

134. TINA?

135. NO, TINA'S

136. INTO PRACTICAL GIFT GIVING.

137. IS THAT SUPPOSED

138. TO BE ART?

139. IT'S NOT

140. SUPPOSED TO BE.

141. IT IS.

142. THEN I GUESS HUSTLER

143. AND PENTHOUSE

144. HAVE BEEN PUTTING OUT

145. SOME PRETTY GOOD ART, TOO.

146. CAN YOU MAKE SURE

147. HE LEAVES THE BUILDING?

148. YEAH.

149. WHAT IS GOING

150. TO CHEER YOU UP?

151. HELLO?

152. OH, HELLO. YEAH.

153. I WAS WONDERING

154. IF YOUR REFRIGERATOR

155. WAS RUNNING.

156. OH, IT IS?

157. OKAY.

158. GO, GO.

159. THEY SAID YEAH.

160. COME ON.

161. WELL, THEN

162. YOU BETTER CATCH IT.

163. MOM?

164. YOU HAVE GOT TO TALK TO

165. THIS WOMAN, AND I MEAN IT.

166. WHY?

167. BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW

168. IF SHE'S COMING AROUND—

169. OKAY, IT'S HER. LET'S GO.

170. COME ON.

171. NO!

172. HELLO?

173. YES. OKAY.

174. NO, IT WASN'T FUNNY.

175. YEAH, SHE IS.

176. SHE WANTS TO TALK.

177. HELLO?

178. YEAH.

179. YEAH, I KNOW.

180. BUT, MOM,

181. I'M NOT. I—

182. OKAY.

183. O—

184. FINE.

185. FINE.

186. FINE. OKAY.

187. BYE.

188. WELL?

189. IT'S LIKE I CAME OUT

190. TO A PIECE OF WOOD.

191. I MEAN,

192. SHE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT.

193. THAT'S GOOD.

194. SHE'S ACCEPTING IT

195. THROUGH DENIAL.

196. SHE'S SETTING ME UP

197. ON A BLIND DATE

198. WITH HER FRIEND MILDRED'S

199. SON.

200. AT LEAST

201. IT'S NOT SHOCK THERAPY.

202. I MEAN...

203. WHAT?

204. UH, WHAT ARE

205. YOU DOING?

206. HELLO.

207. I'M GETTING COFFEE.

208. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

209. CHERIE JAFFE

210. IS YOUR 6:00,

211. AND SHE'S NOT GOING

212. TO WAIT FOR YOU.

213. BE NICE.

214. HI.

215. HI.

216. UM, I'M LOOKING FOR

217. A SHANE McCUTCHEON.

218. I'M SHANE.

219. OKAY, UM, THESE ARE

220. MRS. JAFFE'S RECORDS—

221. TREATMENTS

222. HER HAIR HAS UNDERGONE

223. IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS,

224. A LIST OF PREFERRED PRODUCTS

225. TO BE USED ON HER HAIR,

226. AND ONES THAT YOU MUST

227. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE USE.

228. IF YOU'VE READ AND UNDERSTAND

229. ALL THE INFORMATION,

230. YOU CAN JUST SIGN

231. RIGHT HERE.

232. THERE YOU GO.

233. NO PROBLEM.

234. THANK YOU.

235. ALL RIGHT.

236. OKAY.

237. THAT'S SHANE.

238. SORRY, WHAT?

239. THAT'S SHANE.

240. GREAT.

241. HI.

242. HELLO.

243. AND FIVE, SIX,

244. SEVEN, EIGHT.

245. TURN, ONE, TWO,

246. THREE, FOUR,

247. AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN,

248. AND EIGHT.

249. ONE, TWO,

250. THREE, FOUR,

251. AND HIT, WALK,

252. FIVE, SIX,

253. SEVEN, EIGHT.

254. OKAY, LET'S TRY IT

255. ONE MORE TIME.

256. LET'S GET BACK

257. IN FORMATION.

258. AND ONE, TWO,

259. THREE, FOUR.

260. AND FIVE, SIX,

261. AND SEVEN.

262. FIVE, SIX,

263. SEVEN AGAIN.

264. ONE, TWO, THREE,

265. FOUR.

266. YOU A FAN,

267. OR ARE YOU JUST

268. WATCHING?

269. OH...

270. I'M WAITING

271. FOR MY SISTER,

272. KIT PORTER.

273. YOU KIT'S SISTER?

274. HER HALF SISTER.

275. THE BEAUTIFUL HALF,

276. I'M SUPPOSING.

277. MORE LIKE

278. THE GAY HALF.

279. IS THAT SO?

280. MM, THAT'S SEXY.

281. VERY SEXY.

282. HEY, MAN, WHAT'S THE MATTER

283. WITH Y'ALL PEOPLE?

284. WE TORTURING Y'ALL

285. OR SOMETHING?

286. 'CAUSE I GOT

287. A GANG OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE

288. THAT'D LOVE TO BE IN

289. THIS POSITION THAT Y'ALL ARE IN.

290. Y'ALL NEED TO FIX YOUR FACES

291. UP IN HERE.

292. THERE YOU GO, MY GIRL.

293. YOU HAVING

294. FUN YET, BABY?

295. YEAH, IF THAT'S

296. WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

297. OH, THESE PEOPLE

298. ARE TRYING

299. TO KILL ME.

300. YOU KNOW

301. I CAN'T DANCE

302. UNLESS I DRINK.

303. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT

304. I LIKE TO SEE.

305. JUST LIKE THAT.

306. YOU KNOW,

307. ME AND YOUR SISTER,

308. WE HAD

309. A LITTLE TALK.

310. SHE'S A VERY

311. INTERESTING LADY.

312. DID SHE TELL YOU

313. THAT SHE WAS INTO WOMEN?

314. YEAH.

315. THAT'S ONE

316. OF THE THINGS

317. WE HAVE IN COMMON.

318. MATTER OF FACT,

319. WHERE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS

320. AT RIGHT NOW?

321. WE DON'T USUALLY

322. TRAVEL IN PACKS.

323. IT'D BE NICE

324. IF YOU HAD THEM

325. COME BY HERE

326. TOMORROW, YOU KNOW?

327. BRING SOME EXCITEMENT

328. TO THIS HERE VIDEO.

329. WAIT A MINUTE,

330. FOR ME OR YOU?

331. SHIT, I FIGURE

332. WE CAN SHARE.

333. HE CERTAINLY LIVES UP

334. TO HIS REPUTATION.

335. WHICH ONE?

336. HE'S SUCH A FLIRT.

337. HE'S A PLAYER,

338. AND I'M TELLING YOU,

339. HE FLIRTS

340. WITH EVERYBODY.

341. BELIEVE ME,

342. I DIDN'T THINK

343. IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS

344. SPECIAL OR ANYTHING.

345. AW, YOU ARE SPECIAL.

346. YOU'RE MY SISTER.

347. AND ALSO,

348. WILL YOU CALL GWYNNIE

349. AND GET THREE TICKETS

350. TO COLDPLAY

351. FOR CLEA?

352. BUT DON'T TELL HER,

353. ALL RIGHT?

354. 'CAUSE I WANT TO SEE

355. IF SHE KEEPS THIS JOB.

356. I'M NOT ABOUT TO REWARD HER

357. IF SHE QUITS.

358. OKAY.

359. I THINK THAT'S IT.

360. WHY DON'T YOU GO TO NEIMAN'S

361. AND PICK UP MY MANOLOS?

362. I THINK LONNIE'S

363. HOLDING THEM FOR ME.

364. NEIMAN'S?

365. YES, NEIMAN'S.

366. OKAY.

367. BYE.

368. BYE.

369. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.

370. I WANT SO MANY THINGS,

371. BUT IN TERMS

372. OF WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR ME,

373. I WANT A CHANGE.

374. I WANT SOMETHING NEW.

375. EXCELLENT.

376. OKAY.

377. YEAH.

378. I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

379. JUST TAKE THIS OFF.

380. THERE'S SOME SMOCKS

381. IN THE BACK.

382. DO YOU LIKE IT?

383. YES.

384. IT'S PROSECCO.

385. IN NORTHERN ITALY,

386. THEY SERVE IT ON TAP.

387. THANKS.

388. IT'S LOVELY,

389. ISN'T IT?

390. MM-HMM.

391. I LIKE TO START

392. WITH SOMETHING BUBBLY,

393. BUT I FIND CHAMPAGNE

394. CAN BE TOO FULL

395. OF EXPECTATION.

396. I LIKE TO KEEP

397. THINGS SIMPLE.

398. SO HOW DID YOU

399. MEET HARRY?

400. THROUGH A FRIEND.

401. I HAVE TO SAY,

402. WHEN HE TOLD ME

403. I SHOULD COME SEE YOU,

404. I THOUGHT HE WAS

405. FULL OF SHIT,

406. AS USUAL,

407. BUT THEN ELLIE ZIMMER

408. WALKED INTO

409. THE LACMA BENEFIT

410. TWO WEEKS AGO,

411. AND I ALMOST DIDN'T

412. RECOGNIZE HER.

413. I MEAN, THAT WOMAN

414. HAS NOT LOOKED GOOD

415. IN 12 YEARS,

416. BUT THERE SHE WAS,

417. LOOKING STUNNING.

418. YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB.

419. THANK YOU.

420. SO HOW DID YOU GET HARRY

421. TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?

422. WELL, I DIDN'T

423. SLEEP WITH HIM.

424. THE GIFT OF THE MAGI

425. IS ONE OF THE MOST

426. PERFECT STORIES

427. THAT'S EVER

428. BEEN WRITTEN.

429. TALK ABOUT ECONOMY

430. OF LANGUAGE.

431. IF IT'S A SUCCESS,

432. IT'LL TRAVEL

433. TO NEW YORK,

434. THEN L.A.,

435. AND IT SHOULD,

436. BECAUSE THERE ARE

437. EXTRAORDINARY

438. PEOPLE INVOLVED.

439. ARE YOU REFERRING

440. TO YOURSELF?

441. AND A FEW OTHERS.

442. SUCH AS THE PRIMA

443. BALLERINA?

444. SHE WAS PRETTY TERRIFIC.

445. FRANCESCA

446. WAS A BIG FAN

447. OF THE PRIMA

448. BALLERINA.

449. I HAD SEX WITH HER,

450. AND NOW MARINA'S

451. PRETENDING

452. TO BE JEALOUS.

453. IT'S JUST THE WAY

454. IT HAPPENED.

455. THERE'S THIS WOMAN,

456. SHE'S GETTING HER

457. COSTUME FITTING,

458. AND FRANCESCA

459. PROCEEDED

460. TO SEDUCE HER,

461. WHICH I THINK IS

462. A BIT UNETHICAL.

463. YOU DO?

464. DO YOU FIND THAT

465. HARD TO BELIEVE?

466. YEAH.

467. "ETHICAL" ISN'T REALLY

468. THE FIRST WORD

469. THAT COMES TO MIND

470. WHEN I THINK

471. OF MARINA.

472. YOU SOUND ANGRY.

473. NO.

474. WELL, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL,

475. AND THAT COMPENSATES

476. FOR A MULTITUDE

477. OF SINS,

478. DOESN'T IT?

479. COME ON.

480. IT'S A COMPLIMENT TO BE

481. THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION.

482. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JENNY?

483. YES.

484. HARRY? YOU ASSHOLE.

485. I'M CALLING YOU

486. TO SAY THANK YOU

487. FOR BEGGING ME

488. TO GO TO SHANE.

489. SAY, "HELLO, HARRY."

490. HELLO, HARRY.

491. UH-HUH.

492. NO, IT'S AMAZING.

493. SHE'S A GENIUS.

494. YEAH, FIRST OF ALL,

495. FOR GIVING ME A GREAT HAIRCUT,

496. AND SECOND OF ALL,

497. FOR NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU,

498. SO CALL ME WHEN YOU

499. GET OUT OF YOUR "K" HOLE, OKAY?

500. THANK YOU,

501. MRS. JAFFE.

502. GIVE THAT TO SHANE?

503. SURE.

504. I LOVE MY HAIR.

505. GORGEOUS.

506. AFTER YOU.

507. SEE YOU AGAIN.

508. SHANE...

509. WHAT?

510. MRS. JAFFE LEFT THIS FOR YOU.

511. COOL.

512. 200 BUCKS. NICE WORK.

513. DON'T FORGET

514. TO SWEEP UP.

515. DON'T DO THAT.

516. I WANT YOU TO KNOW

517. HOW DIFFICULT IT'S BEEN

518. TO GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND.

519. WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?

520. BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING

521. LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

522. WITH FEELINGS.

523. WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE

524. YOU ACT SO COLD.

525. IT'S REALLY HARD TO KNOW

526. THAT YOU HAVE ANY.

527. IF YOU'RE SO ANGRY,

528. WHY DID YOU

529. ACCEPT THIS INVITATION?

530. BECAUSE I WANTED

531. TO KNOW

532. WHY SOMEONE

533. WOULD WORK SO HARD

534. TO MAKE SOMEONE

535. FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM,

536. WHEN THEY REALLY

537. DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

538. "WORK SO HARD."

539. GREAT.

540. THAT'S A GREAT ASSESSMENT

541. ON WHO I AM.

542. WELL, YOU TELL ME

543. WHO YOU ARE.

544. YOU KEEP

545. ASKING ME THAT.

546. OBVIOUSLY,

547. YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

548. YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO SAD?

549. IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW

550. HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME.

551. THAT'S...

552. I THOUGHT IT WAS

553. A LITTLE QUIET DOWN HERE.

554. I'M SORRY.

555. IT'S OKAY.

556. IS IT?

557. THE THING ABOUT MARINA

558. IS WHEN SHE

559. FOCUSES ON YOU,

560. YOU FEEL LIKE

561. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT EXISTS.

562. IT'S HER GIFT.

563. I DON'T BLAME YOU

564. FOR FALLING IN LOVE

565. WITH HER,

566. BUT MAYBE YOU USE YOUR GIFT

567. A LITTLE TOO FREELY.

568. WHAT'S THIS?

569. THAT'S THE WINE

570. JENNY BROUGHT.

571. I GUESS I'LL

572. OPEN THIS, THEN.

573. SO, JENNY, TELL ME ABOUT

574. THE STORY YOU'VE BEEN WRITING,

575. THE ONE ABOUT THE DEMONS.

576. MARINA SAYS

577. IT'S REALLY

578. QUITE GOOD.

579. IS IT FINISHED?

580. SO THIS IS WHAT

581. THE TWO OF YOU DO?

582. YOU GO AND YOU MAKE

583. THESE LITTLE CONQUESTS,

584. AND THEN YOU GO HOME

585. AND YOU COMPARE NOTES?

586. YOU TRY TO MAKE

587. EACH OTHER JEALOUS

588. IN ORDER TO FIND

589. THE OTHER DESIRABLE?

590. I WOULDN'T BE

591. SO SELF-RIGHTEOUS.

592. YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY

593. AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER.

594. CLASSY.

595. I'M SORRY THE EVENING

596. TURNED OUT LIKE THIS,

597. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING

598. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.

599. WHEN I GO AWAY,

600. MARINA CAN DO

601. WHATEVER SHE WANTS,

602. AS CAN I,

603. BUT WHEN I COME BACK,

604. I WANT MY HOME

605. THE WAY I'VE LEFT IT.

606. I HOPE THAT ISN'T

607. TOO MUCH TO ASK.

608. THANK YOU.

609. HI.

610. HI.

611. JEN.

612. MM-HMM?

613. FEEL LIKE WATCHING

614. A REALLY BAD KUNG FU MOVIE?

615. YEAH.

616. IT'S PRETTY STUPID,

617. BUT IT'S KIND OF WHAT

618. I'M IN THE MOOD FOR THOUGH.

619. NO, STUPID IS GOOD.

620. COME HERE.

621. COME ON.

622. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

623. ARE YOU MAD

624. THAT I MADE A DECISION?

625. NO.

626. I JUST...

627. I JUST FEEL

628. A LITTLE LEFT OUT.

629. I, UH...

630. GET THIS FEELING

631. FROM YOU

632. THAT YOU'RE SO PROUD

633. TO BE WITH ME,

634. AND IT MAKES ME FEEL

635. REALLY SAFE AND LOVED.

636. IT'S GREAT...

637. BUT LATELY,

638. I HAVEN'T BEEN

639. FEELING IT...

640. SO I'VE JUST

641. BEEN TRYING

642. TO CONCENTRATE

643. ON MYSELF,

644. AND, UH...

645. I'VE BEEN TRYING

646. NOT TO GET SCARED ABOUT IT.

647. HI. MORNING.

648. MORNING.

649. I LOVE BEING HERE

650. WITH YOU.

651. CAN I TELL YOU

652. SOMETHING?

653. IT'S OVER

654. BETWEEN MARINA AND ME.

655. I WENT OVER TO HER

656. AND HER GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE

657. LAST NIGHT.

658. I HAVE NEVER MET

659. ANYBODY LIKE THAT

660. IN MY LIFE BEFORE.

661. IT'S ALL ABOUT

662. THEIR OWN EGOS,

663. AND THEY DON'T CARE

664. WHO THEY HURT,

665. AND THEY JUST DRAW YOU

666. INTO THIS WEB

667. FOR SOME KIND OF A SPORT.

668. I'M NOT GOING TO SEE HER

669. EVER AGAIN.

670. I THREW A BOTTLE OF WINE

671. AT THEIR HOUSE.

672. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

673. I TOOK

674. A GIANT FUCKING STEP

675. BACKWARDS.

676. I DON'T WANT TO BE

677. BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU, JENNY.

678. I MEAN,

679. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

680. YOU KNOW, YOU JUST...

681. YOU START TALKING

682. ABOUT MARINA AND HER GIRLFRIEND

683. AND HOW PHONY AND MANIPULATIVE

684. THEY ARE

685. AND ALL I CAN THINK IS,

686. THAT'S YOU.

687. THAT'S WHO

688. YOU'VE BECOME.

689. IT'S LIKE YOU'VE

690. DONE THIS THING,

691. AND YOU CAN'T

692. WASH IT OFF.

693. IT'S IN YOU.

694. I-I DON'T WANT IT IN ME.

695. FUCK YOU, TIM.

696. I AM NOT APOLOGIZING ANYMORE.

697. HEY, ARE YOU GOING

698. TO ANSWER THAT?

699. NO.

700. IT'S LISA.

701. HERE.

702. LET ME SEE IT.

703. GUYS, I NEED I.D.s.

704. RIGHT.

705. HELLO?

706. NO, SHE STEPPED AWAY

707. FROM THE PHONE

708. FOR JUST A MINUTE.

709. OKAY. WOW.

710. ALL RIGHT.

711. HOLD ON A SECOND.

712. OKAY, HERE.

713. HE SAYS HE CAN

714. HEAR YOU BREATHING.

715. I.D.s?

716. YES.

717. HERE YOU GO.

718. WE'RE HERE TO SEE

719. KIT PORTER.

720. OKAY.

721. I DON'T KNOW.

722. LET ME ASK THE CAR.

723. DO YOU GUYS FEEL

724. LIKE SUBCONSCIOUSLY

725. MAYBE WE POSSIBLY

726. FORGOT TO INVITE LISA

727. BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE BIT

728. DIFFERENT?

729. YES.

730. DANA...

731. GIVE ME THE PHONE.

732. HEY, LEES?

733. HI. LOOK, IT COMPLETELY

734. SLIPPED OUR MINDS.

735. LOOK, YOU HAVE

736. TO STOP BEING

737. SUCH A LESBIAN MAN.

738. NO, IT'S NOT CUTE,

739. AND YOU ARE GOING

740. TO CHASE THE GIRLS AWAY,

741. I PROMISE.

742. SORRY.

743. I'M NOT SHOWING

744. ANYTHING HERE.

745. SHE SHOULD HAVE LEFT OUR NAMES

746. AT THE GATE.

747. YO.

748. IS THERE A PROBLEM?

749. SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO

750. HOLD UP MR. DADDY,

751. BUT I CAN'T LET THESE

752. WOMEN ON THE LOT.

753. SURE YOU CAN.

754. THEY'RE WITH US.

755. THESE ARE

756. SLIM DADDY'S PEOPLE.

757. ALL OF THEM?

758. YEAH.

759. THIS ONE'S HIS BUSINESS MANAGER,

760. THAT ONE OVER THERE,

761. THAT'S HIS ACCOUNTANT,

762. THE LITTLE BLONDIE

763. IN THE BACK,

764. THAT'S HIS P.R. LADY...

765. AND THIS ONE HERE,

766. THIS ONE,

767. SHE'S HIS WHITE LADY...

768. AND, UH, THIS ONE

769. OVER HERE...

770. SHE'S JUST

771. A FRIEND OF THEM,

772. CAME ALONG

773. FOR THE RIDE.

774. SO WHAT YOU SAY, PARTNER?

775. YOU COOL WITH THAT?

776. YEAH, I'LL SET THEM UP

777. WITH SOME PASSES.

778. ALL RIGHT, MAN.

779. THANKS.

780. APPRECIATE IT.

781. APPRECIATE IT.

782. THANK YOU.

783. YO, UM, SLIM DADDY

784. WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS SOME

785. OF HIS BUSINESS PLANS WITH YOU,

786. IF YOU GOT A MINUTE.

787. WELL, SURELY HE WOULD WANT

788. HIS ACCOUNTANT TO BE THERE, TOO.

789. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

790. ALL OF THAT.

791. WELL, AS HIS BUSINESS MANAGER,

792. I WOULD HAVE TO INSIST.

793. ALL RIGHT.

794. YO, SLIM,

795. I GOT A LITTLE

796. SOMETHING

797. HOOKED UP FOR YOU.

798. HEY.

799. HEY, LOVE.

800. HEY.

801. WHAT'S UP?

802. SO WHO IS THIS?

803. THIS IS MY PARTNER, TINA.

804. HELLO.

805. WHAT'S UP, TINA?

806. HOW YOU DOING?

807. I'M GOOD.

808. SO WHAT, Y'ALL GOT

809. A LITTLE BUSINESS

810. RELATIONSHIP

811. OR SOMETHING?

812. OH, WE'RE

813. LIFE PARTNERS.

814. WHAT? Y'ALL MARRIED?

815. HMM, I SEE.

816. SO YOU GOT YOURSELF

817. A LITTLE COMMITMENT, HUH?

818. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER?

819. YOU THINK

820. SHE'D BE INTERESTED,

821. OR IS SHE WITH

822. A CHICK TOO?

823. UH, NO, KIT IS NOT GAY.

824. I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS.

825. NO, I SAID I WAS.

826. SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME

827. WHEN SHE FIND OUT THE DIRECTION

828. I TOOK ON THIS VIDEO.

829. SHIT.

830. I FEEL LIKE I DID THIS.

831. NO, LOOK,

832. SHE'S HAVING FUN.

833. SHE'S BEING MOUNTED.

834. LET'S CUT.

835. CUT IT.

836. EVERYONE BACK

837. TO FIRST POSITIONS, PLEASE.

838. PLAYBACK.

839. ACTION.

840. I WANT TO DO THAT DANCE.

841. WAIT.

842. YOU DO NOT WANT

843. TO DO THAT DANCE.

844. LOOK, THIS IS HARD, SHANE.

845. DO YOU SEE THIS?

846. IT'S BECAUSE IT REQUIRES

847. A SENSE OF RHYTHM, ALICE,

848. THAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO POSSESS.

849. AT ALL.

850. OH.

851. YOU TWO MARRIED TOO?

852. US? NO.

853. WE'RE JUST

854. FREE-WHEELING.

855. WHO IS THIS?

856. I'M SHANE.

857. OH, I'M SORRY.

858. HAVE A SEAT.

859. IT'S LIKE SOME

860. WEIRD CARNIVAL MIRROR

861. OR SOMETHING.

862. I KNOW.

863. LET'S CUT. CUT IT.

864. I CAN'T DO THIS.

865. I CAN'T...

866. I CAN'T DO THIS.

867. YOU KNOW,

868. I LOVE THE SONG,

869. AND I REALLY WANT

870. TO BE IN THE VIDEO,

871. BUT I JUST CAN'T

872. BE IN IT

873. LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW?

874. WHEN I STOPPED DRINKING,

875. I PROMISED MYSELF

876. I WOULD NEVER MAKE

877. A FOOL OF MYSELF AGAIN.

878. LOOK, IT'S MY BAD.

879. I PUT THE LADIES

880. IN THE VIDEO

881. BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS

882. WAS WHAT YOU WANTED.

883. I THOUGHT THIS WAS

884. YOUR THING.

885. YOU DID THAT FOR ME?

886. THAT WAS SWEET.

887. LOOK, IT'S NOT

888. ABOUT THE GIRLS.

889. IT REALLY ISN'T.

890. IT'S JUST THAT,

891. HEY, I AIN'T 20,

892. AND I AIN'T

893. NOBODY'S HOOCHIE,

894. AND I JUST SAID TO MYSELF,

895. "WHY AM I PUTTING MYSELF

896. THROUGH ALL THIS?"

897. YOU KNOW?

898. IF THEY DON'T LIKE ME

899. AND MY SONG,

900. THIS IS NOT

901. GOING TO CONVINCE THEM.

902. UH, SORRY

903. TO INTERRUPT.

904. EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH...

905. I HAVE TO KEEP

906. SHOOTING.

907. ARE YOU IN OR NOT?

908. EXCUSE ME, KID.

909. IF IT WASN'T

910. FOR KIT PORTER,

911. WOULDN'T NONE OF US

912. BE HERE.

913. WOULDN'T BE NO SONG,

914. WOULDN'T BE NO VIDEO

915. FOR YOU TO SHOOT.

916. SO WHAT YOU MEANT

917. TO SAY WAS,

918. YOU FIXIN' TO SIT

919. YOUR ASS OVER THERE

920. AND FIGURE OUT HOW

921. TO GET THIS RIGHT,

922. RIGHT?

923. OH.

924. THERE'S SOMEONE HERE

925. TO SEE YOU.

926. HI.

927. HELLO.

928. UM, CHERIE'S HOSTING

929. A BENEFIT THIS EVENING

930. FOR THE WOMEN'S

931. CANCER PROJECT,

932. AND SHE'D LIKE YOU

933. TO DO HER HAIR.

934. TONIGHT?

935. YEAH, TONIGHT

936. AT 5:00.

937. CAN I LET HER KNOW

938. THAT YOU'LL BE THERE?

939. YEAH.

940. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

941. HERE'S THE DIRECTIONS.

942. THANKS.

943. PLEASE BE ON TIME.

944. MRS. JAFFE GETS GRUMPY

945. WHEN SHE'S MADE TO WAIT.

946. OH, MAN.

947. BETTE.

948. COFFEE...

949. SO AS FAR AS

950. I'VE FIGURED OUT,

951. THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE

952. ARE THE COALITION

953. FOR CONCERNED CITIZENS.

954. THEY'VE KIND OF

955. ALL BUT STOOD UP

956. AND SAID

957. THAT THEY DID IT.

958. THEY'VE BEEN

959. TRACKING THE SHOW

960. SINCE NEW YORK,

961. BUT THEY'RE ALL READY

962. TO GET SERIOUS

963. HERE IN L.A.,

964. BECAUSE

965. AS THEY SEE IT,

966. L.A. IS THE CAPITAL

967. OF FILTH AND DEGRADATION.

968. THEY SENT THESE?

969. UH, YEAH.

970. WHEN DID THEY ARRIVE?

971. A COUPLE DAYS AGO.

972. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUNK MAIL.

973. OKAY. I JUST...

974. I WANT YOU TO GET ME

975. AS MUCH INFORMATION AS YOU CAN.

976. JUST FIND OUT WHO RUNS THE THING

977. AND WHO FUNDS THEM.

978. I NEED TO KNOW

979. WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.

980. RIGHT.

981. OKAY?

982. RUNS AND FUNDS. YEAH.

983. HELLO, MISS.

984. HI.

985. I PARKED THERE.

986. IS THAT OKAY?

987. YES.

988. OKAY.

989. THE MISSUS,

990. SHE WAIT FOR YOU

991. UPSTAIRS.

992. OH.

993. OKAY.

994. HELLO.

995. HI.

996. OKAY,

997. SO SHOULD I, UM...

998. SHOULD I DO WHAT

999. I DID LAST TIME?

1000. I WAS HOPING

1001. FOR A LITTLE MORE.

1002. OH. WELL,

1003. WHAT KIND OF MORE?

1004. LOTS MORE.

1005. OH.

1006. OH, I SEE.

1007. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

1008. YOU'RE CONSTANTLY

1009. COMPLAINING

1010. ABOUT FEELING SLUGGISH.

1011. NOT CONSTANTLY.

1012. PRETTY CLOSE,

1013. AND LATELY, I FEEL

1014. LIKE YOU BRING THAT FATIGUE

1015. INTO THE BEDROOM.

1016. I MEAN,

1017. I MAKE LOVE TO YOU,

1018. AND THEN,

1019. WHEN IT'S MY TURN,

1020. YOU'RE TOO TIRED,

1021. AND I DON'T WANT

1022. TO MAKE YOU,

1023. BUT I END UP

1024. NOT HAVING AN ORGASM,

1025. AND IT'S FRUSTRATING.

1026. SO YOU'RE PUMPING ME

1027. FULL OF SPIRULINA,

1028. SO YOU CAN COME?

1029. NO. GOD.

1030. I'M JUST SAYING

1031. YOU DON'T EAT THAT WELL,

1032. AND IF YOU WOULD JUST

1033. CUT OUT THE RED MEAT,

1034. IT MIGHT HELP.

1035. ALL RIGHT.

1036. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

1037. HI. I'M DANA FAIRBANKS.

1038. ANDREW.

1039. SIT DOWN.

1040. ANDREW. THANKS.

1041. SO...

1042. SO...

1043. I, UH...

1044. I TALKED TO YOUR MOM

1045. ON THE PHONE.

1046. OH, YEAH.

1047. YEAH.

1048. SHE, UH...

1049. SHE SAID

1050. YOU'RE A TENNIS PLAYER.

1051. OH, YEAH, YEAH.

1052. IT'S FUN, YOU KNOW.

1053. IT'S FUN.

1054. IT'S HARD WORK,

1055. THOUGH.

1056. WELL, IT SHOWS.

1057. YOU HAVE

1058. A REALLY BEAUTIFUL BODY.

1059. YEAH, OKAY.

1060. YOU KNOW,

1061. I DON'T UNDERSTAND

1062. WHY YOU NEED TO BE SET UP.

1063. WHEN YOUR MOTHER

1064. SHOWED ME YOUR PICTURE,

1065. I WAS LIKE...

1066. WAS IT A SUBARU AD,

1067. BY ANY CHANCE?

1068. OH, YOU DID A SUBARU AD?

1069. YEAH.

1070. THE SLOGAN WAS,

1071. "GET OUT AND STAY OUT."

1072. IS THAT, LIKE,

1073. AN OUTDOORSY KIND OF...

1074. GAY THING?

1075. YEAH, LOOK, UM...

1076. THAT'S ME, OKAY?

1077. I'M—I'M A LESBIAN.

1078. DON'T LOOK AT ME

1079. LIKE THAT, OKAY?

1080. I DON'T WANT

1081. TO HAVE SEX

1082. WITH YOU

1083. AND ANOTHER WOMAN, OKAY?

1084. I WOULD JUST WANT

1085. TO HAVE SEX WITH THE WOMAN.

1086. ALL RIGHT?

1087. I'M THAT GAY.

1088. I'M SORRY

1089. YOU HAD TO COME

1090. ALL THE WAY OUT HERE

1091. AND DO THIS.

1092. IT'S OKAY.

1093. GREAT.

1094. THAT'S GREAT.

1095. WELL, GOSH,

1096. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

1097. WELL, IT WAS GREAT

1098. MEETING YOU.

1099. IT WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU.

1100. TAKE CARE.

1101. WAY TO GO.

1102. SCORE.

1103. HI.

1104. ALICE.

1105. NICE TO MEET YOU.

1106. ANDREW.

1107. YOU HANDLED THAT

1108. REALLY WELL.

1109. HEY.

1110. HOW DID IT GO?

1111. I FEEL GREAT.

1112. WELL, IT ALL

1113. HAPPENED SO FAST.

1114. I COULDN'T THINK

1115. OF ANYTHING ELSE.

1116. SO, ANDREW...

1117. YOU'RE STRAIGHT,

1118. OR...

1119. UH, YES.

1120. COMPLETELY?

1121. NO SHADES OF GRAY

1122. OR ANYTHING?

1123. NONE.

1124. WOW. FASCINATING.

1125. SO YOU HAVE

1126. NO SEXUAL AMBIGUITY?

1127. NO VARIATION

1128. ON YOUR ORIENTATION, OR...

1129. IS SHE FLIRTING

1130. WITH HIM?

1131. YOU'RE NOT HIDING

1132. A VAGINA IN THERE?

1133. ONE TESTICLE?

1134. YEAH.

1135. I JUST TOLD

1136. MY FIRST STRAIGHT GUY

1137. THAT I WAS GAY

1138. AND NOT EVEN

1139. TO BOTHER TRYING.

1140. GOOD FOR YOU.

1141. CONGRATULATIONS.

1142. YOU ARE

1143. FUCKING AMAZING.

1144. I CAN'T WAIT

1145. TO TELL HARRY.

1146. HE'S GOING TO BE

1147. SO JEALOUS.

1148. CHERIE?

1149. OH, MY GOD.

1150. IT'S STEVE.

1151. OH, FUCK.

1152. HERE, TAKE IT.

1153. SHIT.

1154. FUCK.

1155. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING?

1156. YEAH.

1157. YOU'RE GOOD?

1158. GOT IT.

1159. HELLO?

1160. HONEY,

1161. YOU'RE ALWAYS INTERRUPTING ME

1162. WHEN I'M NOT READY YET.

1163. I THOUGHT

1164. YOU'D BE DRESSED BY NOW.

1165. I'M JUST GETTING

1166. MY HAIR DONE.

1167. OH.

1168. LOOKS GOOD.

1169. IT'S THE JUST-FUCKED LOOK.

1170. YEAH, WELL,

1171. IT WORKS FOR ME.

1172. HI.

1173. AH, YOU MUST

1174. BE SHANE.

1175. MY HANDS ARE WET.

1176. THAT'S OKAY.

1177. YEAH, YOU LOOK GREAT.

1178. IT'S GOOD TO BE ABLE

1179. TO PUT A FACE

1180. TO THE NAME.

1181. HARRY WON'T STOP

1182. TALKING ABOUT YOU.

1183. SHE'S THE BEST.

1184. YEAH, OKAY.

1185. LET ME SEE...

1186. EXCELLENT.

1187. YOU LOOK LOVELY.

1188. IT WAS NICE

1189. TO MEET YOU.

1190. SAME HERE.

1191. SO, UM...

1192. IF I NEED A TOUCH-UP,

1193. I'LL CALL YOU.

1194. YEAH. YEAH.

1195. YO, HEY, HEY,

1196. WHOA, WHOA.

1197. HOLD ON A SECOND

1198. THERE.

1199. CHERIE SAID

1200. SHE FORGOT TO PAY YOU.

1201. NO, NO, NO.

1202. WHAT ARE YOU

1203. TALKING ABOUT?

1204. IT'S YOUR MONEY.

1205. YOU EARNED IT.

1206. YOU HAVE

1207. A REAL TALENT.

1208. YOU MADE MY WIFE LOOK HOT.

1209. SERIOUS.

1210. I SAW HER,

1211. I THOUGHT I WAS

1212. GOING TO BANG HER

1213. RIGHT THERE.

1214. YOU KNOW HOW MANY

1215. MARRIED MEN

1216. THINK THAT ABOUT

1217. THEIR OWN WIVES?

1218. NONE.

1219. YOU COULD BE A GOLD MINE,

1220. YOU KNOW THAT?

1221. THANK YOU.

1222. I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.

1223. OH, GOOD.

1224. YOU GOT THEM.

1225. I HAD TO GO

1226. TO THREE DIFFERENT

1227. BOOKSTORES.

1228. MONKEYS GO ON STRIKE.

1229. DON'T LAUGH.

1230. MONKEYS GO ON STRIKE

1231. IS MY FAVORITE,

1232. SECOND ONLY

1233. TO AARDVARK MAKES PASTA.

1234. THAT'S GREAT.

1235. MY DAD USED TO READ THESE TO ME

1236. WHEN I WAS LITTLE.

1237. ARE YOU GOING TO BE

1238. ONE OF THOSE MOMS

1239. WHO'S ALWAYS READING

1240. TO TINA'S STOMACH?

1241. IT'S READING

1242. TO THE BABY, JAMES.

1243. SHIT, I'M LATE

1244. FOR A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT

1245. WITH TINA.

1246. CAN YOU FINISH

1247. GATHERING THE INFORMATION

1248. AND JUST HAVE IT READY FOR ME

1249. IN THE MORNING?

1250. YEAH.

1251. GOT EVERYTHING

1252. YOU NEED?

1253. YEAH.

1254. GOOD LUCK.

1255. 10 BUCKS SAYS TINA LAUGHS

1256. AT MONKEYS GO ON STRIKE.

1257. BYE. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

1258. HELLO. EXCUSE ME.

1259. DO YOU WORK

1260. HERE AT THE MUSEUM?

1261. YES, I DO.

1262. GREAT.

1263. CAN YOU TELL ME

1264. IF ISABELLA PERNAO'S WORK

1265. HAS ARRIVED YET?

1266. WELL, I'M NOT AT

1267. LIBERTY TO SAY

1268. WHETHER MS. PERNAO'S

1269. WORK HAS ARRIVED.

1270. BUT YOU'RE EXPECTING IT.

1271. THE WORK

1272. BLASPHEMING JESUS CHRIST.

1273. THE PIECE REFERENCES

1274. A JESUS FIGURE

1275. IN A SYMBOLIC WAY,

1276. NOT A LITERAL ONE.

1277. HOW IS MS. PERNAO'S WORK

1278. RELEVANT TO ANYONE,

1279. MS. PORTER,

1280. EXCEPT TO DEGRADE AND OFFEND

1281. ANYONE OF THE CHRISTIAN FAITH?

1282. WELL, IT'S RELEVANT

1283. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO HAVE

1284. OTHER PERSPECTIVES.

1285. NOT EVERYONE

1286. IS OF THE CHRISTIAN FAITH.

1287. NOT EVERYONE BELIEVES

1288. IN HEAVEN OR HELL.

1289. ART REFLECTS THAT.

1290. IT'S A MIRROR

1291. OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.

1292. SO ACCORDING TO THE C.A.C.,

1293. THE WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN

1294. IS A GODLESS ONE?

1295. NO, THAT'S NOT

1296. WHAT I SAID.

1297. MS. PORTER,

1298. DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN?

1299. IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.

1300. MY PARTNER AND I

1301. ARE EXPECTING A BABY.

1302. SHAME ON YOU, MS. PORTER.

1303. SHAME.

1304. YOU ARE MAKING THIS WORLD

1305. A DARKER PLACE

1306. FOR YOUR CHILD

1307. TO LIVE IN.

1308. MS. PORTER,

1309. DO YOU THINK THE FACT

1310. THAT YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL

1311. MAKES YOU MORALLY BANKRUPT?

1312. BY YOUR DEFINITION,

1313. I'M A PERVERT,

1314. SINCE REALLY,

1315. WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY

1316. IS ONLY A PERVERT

1317. COULD SHOW THIS WORK.

1318. THANK YOU

1319. FOR YOUR FRANKNESS.

1320. OH, AND I HOPE

1321. YOU LIKED THE FLOWERS.

1322. THEY'RE JUST

1323. MY WAY OF SAYING,

1324. "NOTHING PERSONAL."

1325. FAE BUCKLEY?

1326. BINGO.

1327. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

1328. I SAID I'VE MADE SOME

1329. INTERESTING CHOICES.

1330. IT SOUNDS

1331. LIKE YOU'VE MADE

1332. SOME PRETTY BAD ONES.

1333. NOW, WHAT WAS

1334. THAT MANDATE?

1335. SIMPLE

1336. BOY-ON-GIRL SEX,

1337. WITH NO

1338. COMPLICATED STUFF?

1339. ALICE?

1340. FUCK.

1341. OKAY, I MIGHT HAVE

1342. TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

1343. SHIT.

1344. HI.

1345. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?

1346. LISA—

1347. DUDE,

1348. YOUR NAME'S LISA?

1349. HARSH.

1350. IT'S MY TAKEN NAME,

1351. ALL RIGHT?

1352. OKAY, WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING,

1353. ALL RIGHT?

1354. HE REPRESENTS

1355. EVERYTHING

1356. THAT IS WRONG IN THE WORLD,

1357. AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO

1358. IS HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

1359. HEY.

1360. TAKE IT EASY.

1361. I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT EASY,

1362. ALL RIGHT, PAL?

1363. I'M HER LESBIAN LOVER.

1364. WHOA.

1365. IT JUST GOT

1366. NOT WORTH IT.

1367. UM...

1368. I'LL CALL YOU.

1369. SURE.

1370. OKAY. GREAT.

1371. IT LOOKS LIKE

1372. YOU GOT

1373. YOUR WORK

1374. CUT OUT FOR YOU.

1375. YEAH, DYKE DRAMA.

1376. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

1377. NO.

1378. YOU KNOW WHAT, LISA?

1379. WHEN I FIRST STARTED

1380. SEEING YOU,

1381. I WANTED SOMETHING

1382. SIMPLE AND EASY,

1383. AND INSTEAD I END UP

1384. WITH THE MOST COMPLICATED

1385. INTERPRETATION

1386. OF SEXUAL IDENTITY

1387. I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

1388. YOU KNOW, I MEAN,

1389. YOU DO "LESBIAN"

1390. BETTER THAN ANY LESBIAN

1391. I KNOW, OKAY?

1392. AND I DON'T WANT

1393. A LESBIAN BOYFRIEND.

1394. I'M SORRY.

1395. I WANT A BOYFRIEND

1396. WHO'S STRAIGHT,

1397. OR I WANT A LESBIAN

1398. WHO'S A GIRL.

1399. HELLO.

1400. SO SORRY. I'M SO LATE.

1401. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE

1402. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

1403. IF I TOLD YOU.

1404. IS TINA NOT HERE YET,

1405. OR AM I LATER THAN I THOUGHT?

1406. BETTE...

1407. PLEASE...

1408. HAVE A SEAT.

1409. WHERE'S TINA?

1410. BETTE,

1411. I'M AFRAID I HAVE

1412. SOME BAD NEWS.

1413. DURING OUR EXAMINATION,

1414. I WAS UNABLE

1415. TO LOCATE A HEARTBEAT.

1416. THE FETUS HAS

1417. STOPPED THRIVING.

1418. THIS IS USUALLY DUE

1419. TO SOME

1420. CONGENITAL PROBLEM.

1421. IT'S KIND OF

1422. THE BODY'S OWN WAY

1423. OF ENDING

1424. A PREGNANCY.

1425. IT'S REALLY

1426. VERY COMMON

1427. WITH FIRST-TIME

1428. PREGNANCIES,

1429. MORE SO THAN IS

1430. EVEN TALKED ABOUT.

1431. STAY HERE, OKAY?

1432. STAY RIGHT HERE.

1433. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1434. EXCUSE ME. WHAT THE HELL

1435. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

1436. TELLING PEOPLE

1437. THE TRUTH.

1438. YOU SHUT THAT OFF.

1439. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT.

1440. YOU SHUT IT OFF.

1441. THAT STUFF YOU'RE SHOWING

1442. IN YOUR "MUSEUM,"

1443. IT'S PORNOGRAPHY,

1444. IT'S FILTH,

1445. IT'S DISGUSTING.

1446. THIS IS MY HOME!

1447. THIS IS MY FAMILY!

1448. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

1449. TO COME HERE,

1450. DO YOU HEAR ME?

1451. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

1452. TO CORRUPT CHILDREN.

1453. YOU TAKE THIS BACK

1454. TO FAE BUCKLEY.

1455. AND YOU TELL HER

1456. IF SHE EVER, EVER

1457. TRIES SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN,

1458. SHE WILL REGRET IT.

1459. SHUT THAT OFF.

1460. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.