1. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, AND
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2. WELCOME TO THE "ANTHONY JESELNIK
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4. HOW YOU KIDS DOING TONIGHT?
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5. FANTASTIC, WAY HAVE GOT
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6. ANOTHER PERFECT SHOW FOR YOU
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7. TONIGHT, DOUG BENSON AND RYAN
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8. PROFANE ARE HERE.
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9. A LOT OF HORRIBLE THINGS.
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10. A LOT OF HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN
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11. IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK.
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12. AND WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS.
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13. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, JUSTIN BEIBER
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15. LONDON, AFTER HE TOOK THE
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16. STAGE —
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17. YEAH.
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18. HEAR THAT BOO.
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19. AFTER HE TOOK THE STAGE TWO
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20. HOURS LATER THAN HIS SCHEDULED
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21. TIME.
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22. BUT IN HIS DEFENSE, USHER TAKES
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23. FOREVER TO
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24. COME ON.
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25. DO I HAVE TO COME UP THERE.
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26. I WILL ALL OVER THE
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27. PLACE.
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28. I'M DOING SCIENCE, SCIENTISTS
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29. SAY ASTRONAUTS TRAVELING TO MARS
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30. SHOULD LINE THE WALLS OF THEIR
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31. SPACECRAFT WITH THEIR OWN FECES
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32. TO PROTECT AGAINST SPACE
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33. RADIATION.
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34. THAT IS CRAZY.
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35. SMEAR YOUR OWN FECES ON THE
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36. WALLS DOES PROTECT AGAINST RAYS?
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37. I THINK SUITES OWED AMANDA PINES
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38. AN AN APOLOGY.
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39. PLAYBOY IS LAUNCHING A HEBREW
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40. EDITION OF THEIR MEN'S MAGAZINE.
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41. ALL THE MODELS WILL BE ISRAELI,
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42. AND ALL THEIR TURNS ON WILL BE
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43. NEGOTIATING FOR MORE TURN ONS.
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44. NOW LET'S GET INTO THIS ONE,
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45. THE STATE OF HAWAII, HAS JUST
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46. PASSED THE STEVEN TYLER ACT.
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47. WHICH PROTECTS CELEBRITIES FROM
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48. THE PAPARAZZI, AFTER
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49. EMBARRASSING PHOTOS WERE TAKEN
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50. OF TYLER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND.
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51. SHE WAS ON THE BEACH, AND HE WAS
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52. RESTING ON HIS STICK UNDER A
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53. HEAT LAMP EATING CRICKETS.
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54. SURE, SURE.
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57. A TRANSGENDER M.M.A. FIGHTER WHO
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58. WAS BORN A MAN, HAS SET HER
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60. SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO ADVANTAGE
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61. OVER NATURALLY BORN WOMEN,
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62. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SHE IS
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63. REASONABLE.
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64. YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE
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65. LIKE.
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66. YOU KNOW IT.
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67. HERE IS A JOKE, HERE IS A JOKE
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68. FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
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69. THE CLASSIC FUJI SONG KILLING ME
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70. SOFTLY IS ON TRIAL FOR
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71. IMPREGNATING THREE OF HIS
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72. DAUGHTERS TO CREA A PURE BLOOD
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74. OH.
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75. YEAH, THAT IS TERRIBLE.
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76. NOW I HAVE THAT SONG STUCK IN MY
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77. HEAD.
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78. NOW, NOW THIS STORY IS JUST CUTE
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79. ENOUGH.
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80. ACTRESS ALLISON HANNIGAN HAS
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81. TAKEN OUT A RESTRAINING ORDER
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82. AGAINST A STALKER WHO HAS BEEN
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83. THREATENING TO KILL HER.
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84. AMERICAN PI, AND LIVING AT 1442
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85. LIMB BARD DRIVE WEST HOLLYWOOD
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86. CALIFORNIA.
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87. AND FINALLY, STAY GLASSSY, A MAN
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88. IN SAN DIEGO HAS BEEN CHARGED
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89. WITH ASSAULTING A WOMAN HE MET
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90. THROUGH A CHRISTIAN DATING
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91. WEBSITE.
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93. YOU SEE ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS
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94. THAT'S WHEN I WAS RAPING YOU.
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95. THAT WAS A GREAT MONOLOGUE.
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96. MOMMY!
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97. NOW, KIDS, WE JOKE AROUND A
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98. LOT ON THIS SHOW, BUT THIS NEXT
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99. PIECE IS CLOSE TO MY HEART.
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100. LAST WEEK A MAN IN NEW ZEALAND
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101. WAS ATTACKED BY A 14-FOOT GREAT
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102. WHITE SHARK.
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103. WAS HE KILLED?
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104. YOU BET YOUR SWEET ERRS HE WAS
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105. KILLED.
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106. AND HE HAD A FAMILY AND
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107. EVERYTHING.
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108. THAT'S DEFINITELY OFFENSIVE A
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109. GREAT WHITE ATTACK IS A BLACK
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110. TIE AFFAIR.
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111. SO CHAIN UP THE DOORS AND LIGHT
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112. YOUR CEILING ON FIRE, IT IS TIME
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113. FOR SHARK PARTY.
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114. NOW, LET'S BRING IT DOWN FOR
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115. A SECOND.
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116. I'M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY
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117. CONTROL MYSELF.
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118. DID YOU KNOW THAT SHARKS HAVE
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119. BEEN AROUND FOR OVER 400 MILLION
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120. YEARS.
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121. THEY ARE PERFECT KIMING
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122. MACHINES.
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123. AND MOSTLY FIELDS.
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124. SHARKS DON'T EVEN LIKE THE TASTE
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125. OF PEOPLE, BUT THAT'S WHY
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126. TONIGHT IS SO SPECIAL.
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127. LET'S BRING IT DOWN AGAIN.
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128. I AM JUST TOO FIRED UP.
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129. KIDS, I DON'T THINK WE
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130. APPRECIATE SHARKS ENOUGH.
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131. THESE MAJESTIC CREATURES KEEP
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132. OUR OCEANS CLEAN, AND WE KILL
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133. THEM FOR OUR FINS.
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134. WE SHOULD BE GIVING SHARKS THE
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135. KEYS TO OUR CITIES AND ALL THE
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136. MONEY WE GIVE OUR TEACHERS.
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137. SO WHEN A SHARK KILL AS MAN, YOU
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138. HAVE TO GIVE THANKS.
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139. LET'S NOT FORGET THE MAN THAT
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140. MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE, SMILE
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141. YOUR SON OF A.
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142. AND THAT BRINGS THIS YEAR'S
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143. TOTAL TO PEOPLE KILLED BY SHARKS
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144. ONE, SHARKS KILLED BY PEOPLE,
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145. 17 MILLION.
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146. DEAD EYES FULL BELLIES CAN'T
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147. LOSE.
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148. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DOUG
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149. BENSON AND RYAN POSANE.
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150. WELCOME BACK TO THE "ANTHONY
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151. JESELNIK OFFENSIVE."
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152. KIDS IN HOLLYWOOD IMAGE IS
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153. EVERYTHING.
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154. AND THE PAPARAZZI ARE
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155. EVERYWHERE.
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156. BUT CELEBRITIES CAN'T LOOK THEIR
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157. BEST ALL THE TIME.
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158. AND SOMETIMES THEY GET CAUGHT.
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159. FOR INSTANCE, JENNIFER LOPEZ
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160. LOOKS FLAW LESS HERE.
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161. TRULY AMERICA'S PUERTO RICAN
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162. PRINCESS.
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163. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HER FIRE YEE
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164. ORE DAUGHTER WITHOUT MAKEUP?
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165. YUCK.
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166. MORE LIKE JENNY FROM THE BLAH.
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167. THIS LITTLE JERSEY GIRL LOOKS
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168. LIKE SHE GOT HIT BY HURRICANE
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169. SANDY.
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170. HEY, KID, HOW ABOUT PUTTING IN
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171. SOME EFFORT NEXT TIME.
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172. NO MASS.
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173. NOW TOM CRUISE IS THE BIGGEST
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174. MOVIE STAR IN THE WORLD.
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175. AND IT IS EASY TO SEE WHY.
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176. HE IS ALWAYS PERFECTLY PUT
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177. TOGETHER, BUT CHECK OUT HIS
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178. SIX-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, WITHOUT
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179. MAKEUP.
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180. WHOA.
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181. THIS LITTLE SIGN OF A CHURCH OF
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182. SCIENTOLOGY NEEDS TO GET HERSELF
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183. TO A SCHOOL OF COSMETOLOGY.
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184. SERY LUKES LIKE SHE IS STARRING
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185. IN MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, GROSS
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186. PROTOCOL.
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187. SURRY, IT IS TIME TO PUT DOWN
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188. YOUR TOYS AND PICK UP SOME
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189. LIPSTICK ALL RIGHT.
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190. I MEAN, GEES.
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191. WE WERE INTRODUCED TO THE
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192. UNPARALLELED BEAUTIFUL OF KATE
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193. HUDSON.
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194. SHE IS TRULY STUNNING, BUT WAIT,
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195. UNTIL YOU SEE HER PRECIOUS
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196. NINE-YEAR-OLD SON, WITHOUT ANY
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197. MAKEUP WHATSOEVER.
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198. OH.
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199. OH.
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200. AND THAT WAS CELEBRITY KIDS
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201. WITHOUT MAKEUP.
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202. HEY, PEOPLE SAY WE PANEL AROUND,
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203. IT IS PANEL.
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204. FROM COMEDY CENTRAL, AND THE
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205. WRITER OF MARVEL COMICS PLEASE
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206. WELCOME THE HILARIOUS RYE POSNA.
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207. THE GREATEST MOVIE, MY PAL DOUG
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208. BENSON.
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209. BRIAN THE INTERNET TELLS ME THAT
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210. YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE PERSON WHO
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211. STARTED THE BACKLASH AGAINST
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212. NICKEL BACK, IS THAT TRUE?
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213. MAYBE.
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214. BUT — I THINK REALLY ANYBODY
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215. COULD HAVE DONE IT.
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216. ALL YOU NEED ARE EARS.
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217. DID YOU JUST PERFORM ON A
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218. CRUISE.
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219. AFTER THAT WHOLE CARNIVAL
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220. CRUISE FIASCO, WHY WOULD
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222. , AND THE BOAT I WAS
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223. ON, WAS A 311 CRUISE, THE BAND.
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224. I DON'T WANT TO SAY THEIR FANS
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225. ARE INTO DRUGS, BUT IT WAS MORE
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226. LIKE THE GOOD BOAT.
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227. T.
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228. I WILL TAKE THAT.
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229. NOW, LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT
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230. WITH THE BEST/WORST THING OF THE
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231. WEEK.
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232. THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE, NOBODY
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233. PUTS BABY IN A COFFIN.
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234. A BABY INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS
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235. THAT CAUSES AIDS APPEARS TO HAVE
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236. BEEN ACCUSED OF THE DISEASE.
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237. IT'S LIKE MAGIC.
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238. NOW, GUYS IT IS IMPORTANT TO
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239. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN H
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240. IVY AND AIDS, ITS IS THE FUNNIER
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241. ONE.
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242. I HAD HIV ONCE, BUT THEN —
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243. BUT THEN I GOT TO DRAW FOUR MORE
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244. SCRABBLE TILES AND IT WAS FIVE.
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245. WITHOUT A DOUBT, THOUGH, BABY
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246. AIDS IS THE CUTEST ITS THERE IS.
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247. BY FAR, BY FAR.
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248. I'M JUST WADING FOR AIDS
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249. CURED HAM.
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250. OH.
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251. THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
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252. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER
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253. BABY THAT GAVE THAT BABY AIDS.
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254. WE ARE ALL COMEDIANS HERE,
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255. HOW IS A BABY BEING CURED OF
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256. AIDS GOING TO EFFECT YOUR ACT.
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257. WHAT IS THE GO TO FUNNY WAY FOR
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258. A BABY TO TAKE A DIRT NAP?
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259. LIKE I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A
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260. LIMB AND SAY SUICIDE BY COP.
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261. PUT THAT GUN DOWN, BABY.
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262. BENJAMIN BUTTONING WOULD BE
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263. ANOTHER WAY.
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264. THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.
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265. FUN WAY FOR BABIES TO GO.
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266. BOB PIT.
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267. WHEN A BABY IS IN A MOB DOES
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268. IT SLEEP WITH THE GUPPIES?
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269. JUST THOUGHT OF THAT.
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271. BABY SHARK ATTACK WOULD BE
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272. TERRIFIC.
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273. BABY SHARK ATTACK WOULD BE
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274. GREAT.
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275. A LITTLE ADORABLE FRENZY.
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276. TINY LITTLE ADORABLE SHARKS
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277. YOU JUST WANT TO HUG THEM.
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278. AND NOW, FOR OUR SEGMENT, WE
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279. TAKE A BASEBALL BAT AND SHINE TO
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280. HUMAN INTELLECTUAL ACHIEVEMENTS
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281. OR SOMETIMES WE JUST RAP ABOUT
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282. WEEDS.
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283. LAWMAKERS ARE DEBATING WHETHER
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284. TO SET STRICT LEVELS FOR PEOPLE
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285. FOUND DRIVING UNDER THE
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286. INFLUENCE OF MARIJUANA.
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287. OR MAYBE THEY ARE NOT, AND WE
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288. ARE ALL JUST BEING PARANOID.
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289. I THING THIS BRINGS OFF REALLY
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290. INTERESTING QUESTION.
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291. IF THEY START IMPLEMENTING THESE
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292. LAWS CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A RIDE
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293. HOME?
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294. UHM, I'M HERE AND I GOT HERE
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295. SAFELY.
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296. SO —
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297. I THINK THAT MAYBE A BIGGER
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298. QUESTION IS WHAT IF IT'S NOT
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299. ABOUT THE THC LEVELS IN OUR
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300. BODIES WHAT IF IT IS PEOPLE IN
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301. OUR BLOODSTREAM AND OUR BODIES
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302. ARE JUST ECOSYSTEMS.
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303. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?
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304. NO.
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305. I COULDN'T FOLLOW THAT.
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306. I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, I
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307. THINK I SAW YOU GET A LAP DANCE
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308. FROM A SHARK?
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309. YEAH.
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310. NOW, IF YOU SAW SOMEONE
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311. DRIVING STONED HOW WOULD YOU
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312. KNOW THEY WERE STONED?
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313. OH, THEY WOULD HAVE A BUMPER
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314. STICKER THAT SAYS "HOW AM I
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315. DRIVING, SERIOUSLY, HOW AM I
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316. DRIVING."
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317. HOW AM I PULLING THIS
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318. OFF.
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319. THEY LEFT THEIR AWESOME PET
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320. SNAKE ON TOP OF THE CAR BY
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321. MISTAKE.
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322. THEY ARE ACTUALLY SITTING ON TOP
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323. OF THE CAR.
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324. YEAH.
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325. THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE
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326. OBEYING ALL THE TRAFFIC LAWS
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327. BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO GET
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328. CAUGHT DRIVING WHILE THEY ARE
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329. STONED.
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330. VERY TRUE.
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331. NOW, UP NEXT IS FOR THE
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332. LADIES.
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333. WE TALK ABOUT THE THINGS THAT
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334. INTEREST WOMEN, LIKE SHOES,
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335. PURSES, AND SEMEN.
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336. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ARC IN MY
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337. HAIR.
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338. A NEW YORK ART SCHOOL STUDENT,
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339. VILES OF HIS OWN SEMEN HAD IT
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340. SEIZED BY SCHOOL OFFICIALS WHO
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341. FELT IT WAS A HEALTH AND SAFETY
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342. ISSUE.
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343. GUYS, THIS IS INSANE.
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344. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CONVINCING
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345. OUR YOUNG ABOUTISTS THEY SHOULD
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346. SHOW MORE SPUNK?
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347. THAT LITTLE FRIDGE IS
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348. OFFICIALLY THE WORLD'S WORST
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349. MINI BAR.
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350. YEAH.
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351. IS THAT ART?
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352. BUT WHEN I PEA IN A SLOP MY CUP
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353. I'M DISGUSTING.
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354. WHAT WAS YOU ART PROJECT BE
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355. LIKE BASED ON YOUR OWN SEMEN?
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356. I WOULD BUILD A MODEL
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357. SUBMARINE.
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358. AND THEN FILL IT WITH MY SEMEN.
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359. LAST YEAR I DID THE STATUE OF
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360. DAVID ON MY WIFE'S BACK.
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361. THOSE ARE BOTH GREAT ANSWERS,
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362. I'M SURE THAT WILL BE TESTIFIED
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363. ABOUT LATER.
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364. OUT OF THE FRYING PAN INTO THE
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365. PANEL.
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366. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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367. PANEL.
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368. MAN, ALL THIS PANELING HAS ME
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369. HUNGRY, HUNGRY FOR MORE PANEL.
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370. LET'S PANEL.
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371. WELL, DON'T JUST LIE THERE,
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372. THAT'S WHAT THE CORPSE IS FOR.
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373. AN ILLINOIS COUPLE IS CHARGED
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374. WITH KILLING TWO GUYS AND THEN
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375. HAVING SEX ON TOP OF THEIR
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376. BODIES.
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377. I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO MAKE
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378. JOKES ABOUT THIS STORY.
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379. I'M NOT REALLY NECROFEELING IT.
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380. YES.
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381. YES.
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382. I THINK TWO DEAD COURSES IS
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383. MORE JUST LIKE THE ULTIMATE
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384. JAPANESE BODY PILLOW.
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385. YEAH, THEY ARE NOT THAT
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386. WEIRD.
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387. NO.
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388. NO, THEY ARE COOL.
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389. THEY PUT BAGS ON THE HEADS OF
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390. THE BODY, WHICH I WOULD DO.
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391. WHEN I TRY TO MAKE LOVE TO MY
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392. LADY, I DON'T WANT DEAD EYES
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393. STAIRING AT ME.
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394. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO ONE OF
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395. THOSE?
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396. KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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397. YOU KNOW SHE TAKES IT IN THE
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398. BUTT.
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399. ON TOP OF THE DEAD BODIES?
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400. WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SEX ON
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401. TOP OF DEAD BODIES YOU RUN OUT
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402. OF THINGS TO DO.
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403. WHAT THEY DID IS LIKE GROUP
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404. SEX, BUT WITH HALF THE CHATTER.
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405. THIS BRINGS ME TO A GAME I WANT
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406. TO PLAY WITH YOU, IT IS CALLED
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407. CORPSE ORGY, HOT OR NOT.
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408. I WILL GIVE YOU THE DEAD BODY.
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409. OH, THAT OLD GAME.
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410. WE HAVE ALL PLAYED THE HOME
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411. VERSION.
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412. YEAH.
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413. THAT'S DO IT ON T.V.
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414. LY GIVE YOU THE DEAD BODIES AND
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415. THE ROOM, AND THEN SHOW YOU A
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416. PICTURE, AND YOU TELL ME WHETHER
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417. OR NOT YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH
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418. HER.
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419. YOU GUYS READY.
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420. THERE'S YOUR BODIES.
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421. LY SET THE MOOD.
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422. FIRST, KATE UPTON.
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423. YES.
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424. YEAH.
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425. I'D HAVE SEX WITH HER ON
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426. 1,000 CORP.S.
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427. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH 1,000
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428. CORP.S TO GET TO HER.
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429. YES.
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430. I'D HAVE SEX WITH KATE UPTON
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431. ON TOP OF MY MOM.
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432. DEAD OR ALIVE.
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433. YEAH.
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434. NEXT UP, QUEEN LATIFAH.
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435. KEEP IN MIND, SHE IS ROYALTY.
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436. WHAT DO YOU THINK, YES OR NO?
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437. CAN I DO THE CORNSES INSTEAD?
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438. OF COURSE YOU CAN, ONCE SHE
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439. IS FINISHING CHEWING ON THEM.
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440. DOUG, YOU ARE EXCITED WHAT DO
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441. YOU HAVE.
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442. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING,
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443. REALLY, GOING TO SAY SHE SEEMS
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444. LIKE A NICE LADY.
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445. SHE DOES.
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446. ALL RIGHT UP NEXT, TWO FOR
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447. TUESDAY, ABBY AND BRITTANY, WHAT
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448. DO YOU THINK?
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449. OH, MAN.
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450. I HAD TO ACTUALLY LOOK UP WHO
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451. THEY WERE.
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452. REALLY.
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453. AND THE ANSWER IS YES.
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454. YEAH.
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455. THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
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456. ARE THEY —.
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457. NO IDEA.
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458. ALL RIGHT.
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459. I'M SURE —
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460. NO, BUT TWO FRONT HOLES?
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461. I DON'T KNOW.
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462. I THINK ANYTHING GOES WITH THESE
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463. TWO LADIES.
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464. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THEM
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465. JUST BECAUSE THE LESS WEIRD
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467. THE CORPSE THING.
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468. NOW IT IS TIME TO PUT A NOOSE
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469. AROUND YOUR NECK AND KICK OUT
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471. IT IS DEFENDING YOUR SWEETS.
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472. NOW I AM GOING TO READ IT AND
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473. ASK YOU TO DEFEND.
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474. DOUG, IF YOU ARE FIRST, ON
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475. JANUARY, YOU TWEETED THE
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476. FOLLOWING.
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477. BAD SERVICE ON MY FLIGHT HOME,
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478. ASKED FOR AN ICE WATER AND THE
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479. ATTENDANT BROUGHT ME A FLY
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480. SWATTER, IN HER DEFENSE, THEY DO
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481. SOUND SINAL.
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482. SIMILAR.
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483. DOUG, DEFEND YOUR TWEET, HOW
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484. HIGH WERE YOU WHEN YOU WROTE
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485. THIS?
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486. HOW HIGH WAS IT?
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487. HOW HIGH WAS THE FLIGHT
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488. ATTENDANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME A FLY
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489. SWATTER.
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490. WHY WOULD SHE EVEN THINK SOMEONE
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491. IS ASKING FOR THAT?
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492. I DON'T KNOW.
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493. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU ASK HER
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494. FOR THE FLY SWATTER?
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495. I HAD COTTON MOUTH, I NEEDED
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496. A LOT OF FLY SWATTER.
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497. ALL RIGHT, BRIAN.
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498. ONE OF MY FAVORITES EVER, ON
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499. SEPTEMBER 19TH YOU BEATED
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500. REWATCHING THE MIST.
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501. WOULD BY THE FIRST GUY TO JERK
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502. IT TO MARSHA GETTING SHOT IN THE
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503. FOREHEAD?
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504. BRIAN.
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505. DEFEND YOUR TWEET?
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506. ALL RIGHT.
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507. LET ME SET THE SCENE.
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508. PLEASE.
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509. SO I'M REWATCHING THE MIST.
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510. AND I'M MASTURBATING.
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511. AND.
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512. WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
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513. I WROTE THE TWEET.
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514. LIKE I GOT TO STOP.
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515. GOT TO PAUSE.
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516. YEAH, PAUSE AND DEVOTE THIS.
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517. LY BE BACK TO YOU, BUDDY.
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518. THIS IS TOTALLY TWEETBLE.
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519. YOUR PENIS SOUNDS PATIENT.
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520. WELL, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR
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521. BEING HERE TONIGHT.
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522. CATCH BRIAN'S HOUR SPECIAL THE
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523. PARTIST AVAILABLE NOW ON NET
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524. FLICKS AND DESCRIBE TO THE POD
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525. CAST ON I-TUNES.
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526. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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527. SHOW.
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528. SHOW.
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529. THANK YOU, AGAIN, TO DOUG
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530. BENSON.
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531. AT GET TICKETS TO MY NEW SPRING
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532. TOUR, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, AND
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533. AS A SHOW BLOG.
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534. WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK,
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535. BEFORE I GO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
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536. BACK AT THE BEST MOMENTS FROM
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537. TONIGHT'S SHOW.
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538. COME ON, COME ON, LITTLE
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539. BUDDY, YOU CAN DO THIS.
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540. YOU'VE GOT THIS.
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541. ONE MORE STEP, AND YOU DID IT.
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542. YOU DID IT.
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543. COME HERE.
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544. SO PROUD OF EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
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545. DONE!
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546. EVERYTHING.
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547. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,
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548. FIGHT.
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549. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,
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550. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,
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551. FIGHT.
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552. OH, MEMORIES, GOOD NIGHT,
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553. KIDS.
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554. GO READ A BOOK.
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555. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,
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556. FIGHT, FIGHT CLASSIC FUJI SONG
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557. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.
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558. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,
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559. FIGHT.
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560. FIGHT, FIGHT.
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561. FIGHT.
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562. FIGHT.
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563. FIGHT.
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