The Jamie Foxx Show 1x19

1. Hey.

2. I hope somebody has a pair of shades

3. because I'm about to be on "A moment in the spotlight."

4. Jamie, that is great!

5. - Come on. Come to me. - Congratulations!

6. - Come to me. - But what.. Ahem.

7. But what's the "Moment in the spotlight?"

8. Oh, Fancy, now..

9. Seeing now, I would expect that from the bold

10. the beige, and the boring here, but, uh, not from you.

11. Now, "A moment in spotlight" is when

12. a young artist calling the KRLH and they get a chance

13. to come down to the radio station and be featured

14. singing, dancing, you know, doing their thang.

15. And I think this might be my big break.

16. Yeah, lucky enough.

17. As soon as you get paid

18. maybe you can get that boot off of my car.

19. - Speaking of boots. - Uh-huh.

20. We got some business to take care of. Come on, baby.

21. Oh-oh, now. Oh.

22. Hey.

23. Hey, y'all be careful.

24. Yes, Jamie, this could be it.

25. I bet, people will find you hilarious.

26. Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not doing comedy, bro.

27. I-I'm, uh, singing. I'm singing.

28. Like I said, people will find you hilarious.

29. And people will find you halitosis. Ahh!

30. - A what.. - Whoo!

31. Oh, ho!

32. Oh, man.

33. Oh, you know.. You know who you are, man?

34. Oh, man, what's up, brother?

35. - Dr. Green Eyes? - Yeah.

36. Dr. Green Eyes, Dr. Green Eyes.

37. How you doin', bro? You don't recognize me, do you?

38. - Uh.. - I'm-I'm-I'm the 20th caller.

39. Oh, yeah. Y-You're the sucker that called collect.

40. Oh, yeah, yeah.

41. But I called 1-800-collect. Look out.

42. Whatever.

43. - Hey, you know somethin'? - Mm-hmm.

44. Do you get your green contacts

45. from the same place Oprah gets hers?

46. Come on, tell me, man.

47. These are not contacts. Mama gave me these, man.

48. You know, I-I got some blue ones and everything.

49. You know, I try to switch them up for the honeys.

50. - Uh, excuse me. - Hey, man..

51. Put her there. I'm Braxton P. Hartnabrig.

52. - It's good to meet you. - Ah.

53. Have a seat, man. We got about ten seconds.

54. - Right over in here? - Anywhere.

55. Right, yeah. These two seats right here.

56. Oh, that's cool.

57. Dr. Green Eyes. Good to see you, man.

58. We got about three seconds.

59. - Three seconds, okay. - Be ready.

60. Alright, welcome back.

61. Welcome back.

62. This is Dr. Green Eyes.

63. Dr. Green Eyes.

64. Do you mind?

65. Thank you.

66. This is Dr. Green Eyes comin' at you.

67. Here we have a young talent in the studio today.

68. - His name is Jamie King. - That's my name, Dr. Green.

69. You know what? What you can wear that on out?

70. Jamie, I like doing this part alone.

71. Okay.

72. Give this young man, Jamie King

73. a big green-eyed welcome to

74. "A moment in the spotlight."

75. Oh, snap, y'all, I'm in the spotlight.

76. Can they see me?

77. Oh, of course they can't, Jamie. This is radio.

78. Oh, well, anyway. Hey everybody, how y'all doing, baby bay-baby?

79. Uh, before we get started, Dr. Green Eyes

80. I'd like to give a couple of yoo-hoos to the, uh..

81. Brohams and Hamettes.

82. Ahh.

83. I got it, man. This is my moment in the spotlight, man.

84. It's all about me, baby. Go, go ahead, Dr. Green Eyes.

85. Well, you know, it's about that time, Jamie

86. so tell me, how do you want to do this?

87. Uh, I'm gonna do this a cappella 'cause..

88. I-I... I keep it tight

89. like Brian McKnight.

90. You know what I'm sayin'?

91. I got skills like Johnny Gill.

92. And, uh, I will make Stevie "wonder."

93. Oh, well, this better be good

94. 'cause you puttin' a lot on it, bro.

95. Oh!

96. Yeah!

97. Jamie, that was fantastic, man.

98. Look at the lines, man. They're blowin' up.

99. Let's go to the phones, take a couple of calls

100. see what they think.

101. 'Yeah, this is Sweet 'N Low'

102. 'from Beat Down Records.'

103. What's up, SNL?

104. 'Jamie, I wanna do a deal with you.'

105. 'I think you got what it takes.'

106. Jamie, you're gonna need a business manager.

107. I accept.

108. Eh, eh, eh. Wait. For real? This is SNL, man?

109. You-you the one that put Lil Froggy Frog

110. on the map, right?

111. - Yeah. - 'Yeah.'

112. 'And I'm gonna do the same for you.'

113. 'Check this out.'

114. 'I'll send some of my representatives'

115. 'over in a limo for you.'

116. Oh, snap. A limo? Eh..

117. Eh, man, I'm gonna tell you right now, SNL..

118. you ain't gonna be sorry, dawg.

119. Send the limo, man. I'll never forget this.

120. Isn't this great? There you have it.

121. Another star is born right here on..

122. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

123. Hey, Sweet 'N Low. Good looking out, man. You know what?

124. Mm-hmm. I've never been in a limo before.

125. Brother, let me tell you somethin'.

126. Your representatives are treating me real nice.

127. I'll tell you that right now.

128. Pour some of it, right there.

129. Hey, look, my business manager's

130. looking over the contracts right now.

131. How the contracts look, B?

132. Uh-uh, well, there is one thing I'm concerned about.

133. It's, uh.. Ah.

134. Ahh!

135. But I'll get over it.

136. Hey, look, my manager said

137. everything is all good and, hey..

138. just consider me part of the family now.

139. But look.. Hmm.

140. I got to go back to the family reunion because, uh..

141. there's a couple of cousins I ain't met yet.

142. Alright, Sweet.

143. Ladies.. Hmm, let's get a little music happening.

144. Everybody, say, ho.

145. - Jamie, where have you been? - Hey.

146. Is that any way to talk to a star?

147. It's not about where I've been it's about where I'm going.

148. I got a first class flight..

149. huh, to the top.

150. Oh, Jamie, what are you talkin' about?

151. - What am I talkin' about? - 'Yeah.'

152. You guys didn't hear me on the radio?

153. 'No.'

154. I just got a deal..

155. with Beat Down Records.

156. - Whoo! Beat Down Records? - 'Yeah!'

157. - Oh, congratulations, honey! - 'Hallelujah. Hallelujah.'

158. Oh, I know Beat Down Records.

159. That's the label with SWVD and Old Dirty Drawers.

160. Old Dirty Drawers? Who's that?

161. Oh, you don't know Old Dirty Drawers?

162. Yeah, Jamie, Jamie, that's good, man.

163. 'Cause I got me a deal too, with Columbia House Records.

164. Yeah, they're gonna sell me 16 CD's for a penny.

165. I'll be damned if they get that penny.

166. No, no, uh, no. I'm not talkin' about that.

167. I'm talkin' about a real record deal. I'm tellin' you right now.

168. I'm about to be the premier performer the artist

169. on Beat Down Records.

170. They should've seen it.

171. They rolled out the red carpet for us.

172. - They wined us, they dined us. - Then they screwed us.

173. Oh, man, they hit you up like that?

174. Was it the woman with the mole? You know, she got a deep voice.

175. Jamie, I... I'm talking about the contract.

176. What about it?

177. Well, I've been reviewing the numbers on this copy

178. and they're a little lower than we anticipated.

179. What do you mean lower? How much lower?

180. Well, if your album goes double platinum

181. all we'll be able to afford is a double cheeseburger.

182. Well, you know what? I'm not even gonna get mad, Braxton.

183. You know why I'm not gonna get mad?

184. Because I know you're jokin' with me.

185. I wish I were. Now what are you gonna do?

186. What I'm gonna.. What I'm gonna do is what me and you gonna do.

187. You're supposed to be my business manager.

188. Now, what I think we should do is just..

189. Uh, juice the little Nova up

190. and let's drive on down and try to handle our business.

191. - You down? - I'm down.

192. Let's roll.

193. Alright, work it, baby, work it. I'll hire you..

194. in my next video.

195. Work it. Do your thang.

196. What?

197. Hold on there, ghetto bird, listen.

198. Look, I'm Jamie King.

199. I just got signed and everything like that, and, uh..

200. you know, I just need to, uh, see Sweet 'N Low.

201. Mm-hmm, just like the rest of 'em.

202. You're gonna have to take a number and have a seat, alright?

203. No, wait a minute. Now, don't act like that. What?

204. Oh, my goodness. Girl, don't you know who you are?

205. You're Chante, I'm Jamie.

206. Remember Halloween? Everything.. We kicked it.

207. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

208. You the one that dissed me a couple of months ago, remember?

209. Yeah, I remember. Uh-huh.

210. Now, you the one that's gonna get dissed.

211. Sit down!

212. Hello?

213. Hey, Peaches and Cocoa. What's up?

214. How y'all doing? Uh-huh!

215. Nothin', but I'm about to roll out here

216. because I got to go get some money from my baby's daddy.

217. - Mm-hmm. - Excuse me!

218. Now, see here, Peaches and Cocoa puffs..

219. Chante is working.

220. Now, why don't you go get a job and do the same?

221. Ah, P-Peaches and Cocoa, hold on for a minute

222. 'cause I can see right now

223. I'm gonna have to cut somebody.

224. Maybe I ain't makin' myself clear.

225. I said, sit down!

226. 'Cause see, I'm on the phone with Peaches and Cocoa

227. and we are talkin' business, alright?

228. 'Anyway, Cocoa girl!'

229. You can take them shoes

230. back to the swap meet after you wear 'em.

231. Girl, just put some duct tape on 'em.

232. I do it all the time. Uh-huh. Yeah!

233. Excuse me, sister, African princess.

234. Mahogany lushes.

235. Sweet chocolateness.

236. I really need to see Sweet 'N Low.

237. Now, let me tell you somethin'. I got news for you.

238. Don't nobody see Sweet 'N Low.

239. I been workin' here and I ain't even seen him, alright?

240. But, see, you know, like, if you wanna, like

241. break me a little dub or somethin'

242. I let you go back there and I act like I ain't even see you.

243. - Break you a dub? - Just a dub.

244. - Break you a dub. - Just a dub.

245. - Break you a dub. - If you will.

246. A dub?

247. A dub.

248. Hey, Sweet 'N Low, we don't mean to bust in to your office..

249. Oh, man, what's-what's going on?

250. Thank-thank you, Sweet 'N Low. Thank you.

251. I swear, I'll never bust into your office

252. unannounced again, I swear.

253. Hey, man, I told you this wasn't a bathroom.

254. It is down that way.

255. 'Just don't let it happen again.'

256. 'And remember, my hours are from 9:00 to 5:00.'

257. 'It's five after!'

258. Man, what y'all need?

259. Uh, uh, excuse me, Mr. Angry.

260. We just wanna, uh, see, uh, Sweet 'N Low. That's all.

261. Ain't nobody talk to Sweet 'N Low.

262. Why don't y'all just back up on out of here.

263. 'No, it's cool. Let him stay.'

264. 'He's my new golden goose.'

265. 'What's on your mind, J?'

266. Yeah, excuse me, partner.

267. Um... no, we just, uh, had, you know, a couple things

268. we need to talk about on the contracts.

269. Yes, about his contract.

270. 'What about his contract?'

271. Hey, look here, boss, uh-uh, no need to get

272. you know, bent out of shape or anything like that.

273. It was just a couple concerns, you know.

274. Because I want you to blow me up like you blew up..

275. like MC Stutter. You know what I'm sayin'?

276. 'S-s-so what's your point?'

277. Uh.. Oh, my point I-is just..

278. There's a couple of things on the contracts that

279. just really aren't working for me.

280. 'Well, didn't your business manager'

281. 'look over your contract?'

282. - Yeah, but you know.. - 'Ain't no buts.'

283. 'If you got beef it's with your business manager.'

284. 'Now, be out.'

285. 'You got two choices.'

286. 'You can take the window or the door.'

287. Hey.. That's a nice door. Is this oak?

288. This must be handcrafted.

289. Broham, better an oak door than a pine box.

290. I think we should skedaddle.

291. H-hold on. Look, you know, Brax..

292. Hey, hey, look, man, I'm not really the one to be

293. just punked and everything like that, you know?

294. 'Cause I know a man respects another man, but..

295. what if I just took the contract and

296. since I didn't like it, I just, you know..

297. Ripped it up? I mean, how you like that?

298. 'You shouldn't have did that.'

299. 'Your aunt and uncle, and that cute little Fancy'

300. 'that work the front desk are not gonna appreciate'

301. 'what you just did.'

302. - Man, is that a threat? - 'No, that's a promise.'

303. - 'Now, get him out of here.' - Now, hold on there.

304. N-now, Sweet.. Now Sweet.. Now Sweet.. Now..

305. You don't, you don't want this on your..

306. I might be little, but you don't want this.

307. You don't want this! You don't want this!

308. Who do you think you're foolin'? Aah!

309. What the hell?

310. That's what I said.

311. That's what I said when I got these dead flowers.

312. A limo pulled up, a hand reached out and threw these at me

313. and then they just drove off.

314. Well, maybe it's a secret admirer.

315. Yeah, m-maybe they just gave them to you

316. you know, for some potpourri.

317. - Oh, my goodness. - Ooh!

318. These people out here cannot drive!

319. Do you know I almost got run off the road?

320. - Oh.. - Oh, Jamie. Oh.

321. Okay, oh.. Okay.

322. Um... well, what happened?

323. Well, see.. Oh, I'm alright.

324. But some guy was tailing me for miles.

325. You know, if I didn't know any better, Jamie

326. I'd have thought he was tryin' to kill me.

327. Oh, no, no, no. Uh, now, not.. Unh-unh.

328. What did you do to lose him?

329. Well, see, uh, I took a sharp turn on Suicide Hill

330. that caught him by surprise, and I don't think he made it

331. 'cause all I could see in my rear-view mirror

332. was a puff of smoke. Oh, but, Jamie..

333. - Oh, have mercy, Lord. - Thank goodness I'm alive.

334. Have mercy. Have mercy.

335. It's alright. It's alright, now.

336. - Okay. - It's alright.

337. Oh, Jamie, after that one, I need to get me a drink.

338. - Alright now. - Okay.

339. - Get you some Hennessey. - Okay.

340. King's Towers.

341. Yo, J, what's up?

342. How's the family?

343. Uh, my family.. Y-yeah, uh.. You know, we cool. We're just..

344. You know, kickin'.. Everything's cool.

345. Today was a good day for your aunt.

346. Unless you fulfill your contract next time

347. she won't be so lucky. You know what I'm sayin'?

348. Yeah.

349. Yeah, I know what you're sayin'.

350. Good.

351. What'd he say?

352. You don't even want to know, bro.

353. So he is behind this.

354. What an evil man!

355. No wonder he wouldn't validate our parking.

356. All I know is one thing, bro. I ain't going out like that.

357. It's a different thing when you start messin' with my family.

358. You know what I'm saying? So what you wanna do?

359. I say, we get the Nova..

360. get the Nova baby, we roll over there, and we hoo-rah.

361. - You down? - Jamie, I am game.

362. Let's roll.

363. Yo, Sweet, I need to holler at you for a second.

364. I know what goes on in to music business.

365. I saw "The Five Heartbeats."

366. Now, let's just say you stop messin' with my family, man.

367. Alright? Before I go medieval up in here. Alright?

368. Yeah, let's stop, you know, let's stop with the violence

369. and start increasing the peace.

370. 'I got your peace.'

371. Hey, man.

372. Jamie, in a situation like this

373. there's only one sensible thing I can do.

374. So, you got my back?

375. No. I resign as your manager.

376. Hopefully, I'll see you back at the hotel

377. and not at the crossroads.

378. Peace and good luck to you.

379. Well, I guess it's just me now, Sweet, huh?

380. I guess it'll just be me handling my own business, huh?

381. First of all..

382. I want you to leave my family alone.

383. I want you to leave 'em up out of this, you hear me?

384. Second... I wanna get up out of my contract.

385. Huh, huh? What? What? What?

386. Yeah, and since it's just me

387. why don't we start handlin' our business, huh?

388. Handlin' like men, huh?

389. Man to man, face to face. What?

390. Or face to kneecaps.

391. Hey, what the hell are you doin'?

392. Nobody turns Sweet 'N Low around.

393. What? Are you Sweet 'N Low or just... Low?

394. - I'm Sweet 'N Low's brother. - Hey.

395. And I don't do business after 5:00.

396. Hey, bro, ease up off the ass cheeks now.

397. Now, I guess I understand why my contracts

398. kept coming up little... short.

399. Alright, alright, you got me.

400. What do you want from me?

401. - What I want? - Yeah.

402. I need $5 million. $5 million, small bills, unmarked.

403. I need a helicopter ride up out of here

404. and I want a silver Mercedes-Benz with 20-inch rims.

405. Oh, I'll bust you in your knee.

406. - Hyah! - Hey, hey, hey.

407. Easy, bro, easy.

408. Look... since we're both in a compromising position, right?

409. Why don't we just say we just squash the contract

410. altogether alright?

411. And we'll just keep this on the down..

412. Ohh. Mm-hmm. No.

413. Let's just keep it on the up and up.

414. - Alright, bro. - You don't need to.

415. Alright, Sweet, man, you turned out to be cool.

416. You're alright. I-I like your stuff, man.

417. Take it easy. Watch it, watch the table.

418. Take care, dawg.

419. Alright.

420. And then after Braxton left me hangin'..

421. Yeah, left me hangin'. You know what I told myself?

422. "I'll tell you what, Sweet, I'm gettin' up out of this contract

423. whether you like it or not."

424. - And then what did he do? - What did, what did he do?

425. - What did, what did he do? - 'Yeah, yeah.'

426. What did.. Oh, what did.. Yeah, what he did?

427. What he did was, uh..

428. He-he got all up in my face, you know, he big.

429. - He big, big like Shaq. - What?

430. O'Neal.. Yeah. He big like Shaquille O'Neal.

431. As a matter of fact, he might have Shaquille

432. well about two inches.

433. And you stood up to him?

434. What? What?

435. - Look, I stand up to him. - Yeah.

436. Man, I.. You know what? You know what?

437. Not only did I stand up to him, I let him know

438. what's on my mind. 'Cause you know what?

439. 'What?'

440. He was threatenin' all of you.

441. - 'Ohh.' - No. No. No.

442. - I knew it. - 'No.'

443. Threatenin' all of you. And that's when..

444. You know I had said... to my..

445. - Hold on, now. - That's okay, baby.

446. - Calm down, Jamie. Calm down. - Take your time.

447. - Calm down. - Take your time, baby.

448. - 'Take your time.' - 'Calm down.'

449. That's when I said to myself. I said..

450. 'What'd you say?'

451. I said, I don't care what happens

452. right now, you know..

453. - 'Right.' - I don't care if I don't..

454. - While I'm up in here.. - 'Alright.'

455. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, sonny.

456. Yeah, and then and then, and then, and then

457. he go on grabbed on me, right?

458. He grabbed me and then he..

459. And then I grasp him. I got him up under here, right?

460. So, he knows on me. But I grab..

461. Well, you know, you don't grab.

462. Then he's talkin' to me, I'm talkin' to him.

463. He's talkin' to me, I'm talkin' to him.

464. He's talkin' to me, right?

465. And then I said, "If I could just reach my wallet

466. I grabbed it look at my ID and pimp-slapped him."

467. As a matter of fact, I think I, uh..

468. 'What? What?'

469. I think I left my wallet on his desk.

470. - That's alright. - Psst.

471. 'Jamie, come over here a second, man.'

472. Yeah, yeah. Another customer. I'll take care of him.

473. Uh, yeah. What you need, baby?

474. We got sweets. What you need? Sweets?

475. Yeah, well.. You left your wallet in my office, baby.

476. I just wanted to deliver to you in person

477. make sure we were still cool..

478. O-oh, yeah, everything's cool.

479. Yeah, yeah, we have that room available, yeah.

480. Well, that's good, man.

481. Uh, maybe me and you can get together sometime

482. and play some miniature golf.

483. Hey, yeah, yeah, we'll do that, bro.

484. - Love you, dawg. - Alright, dawg.

485. Alright, now. Okay, you go ahead on.

486. Alright. We're cool, baby.

487. I'll make sure I look into that.

488. - I got you, baby. - Alright.

489. - Keep the streets safe, baby. - I got it, baby.

490. Little private eye, little private eye, I got you.

491. So..

492. Yeah.

493. He brought my wallet back.

494. So, uh..

495. Where was I?

496. Lying.

497. I cannot believe you. 7-foot-tall.

498. He was comin' at me crazy, though.

499. He was comin' at me buck-wild.

500. I don't know what happened. It was like that over there.

501. Maybe he drank some "Nutty Professor" juice.

502. Where have you been?

503. It's not about where I've been.

504. Jamie, if you don't mind, I like doing this part alone.

505. Hey, man, you know, whatever it takes.

506. Do what you.. Do what you got to do.

507. 'Cause I don't wanna overstep your boundaries

508. and stuff like that.

509. I know you that have things and issues

510. that you need to take care of as a DJ.

511. As a DJ on a radio station there are things you have to do.

512. It says, "On the Air."

513. It has nothing to do with Jamie King right now.

514. But you handle yours.

515. Did you just get out of prison?