1. Your soy chicken fingers
and tofu rib tipsCopy !req
2. tastes like the real thing.Copy !req
3. Oh-ho-ho! Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
4. Well, they should,
'cause you know, I knowCopy !req
5. a brother ain't really down
with that kinda stuffCopy !req
6. so I've really
slipped you a little..Copy !req
7. pork.Copy !req
8. Oh... man!Copy !req
9. - Jamie, you gave him meat?
- What?Copy !req
10. - He's a vegetarian.
- Yeah.Copy !req
11. What kind of vegetable
does he eat?Copy !req
12. Alright. Look, man.
Hey, man, m-my bad, brother.Copy !req
13. Do you want me get you
a salad or somethin'?Copy !req
14. - No, thank you, alright?
- Alright, napkin or somethin'?Copy !req
15. For your lips.Copy !req
16. Hey, Fancy.Copy !req
17. - Fancy.
- What? Oh, Jamie.Copy !req
18. Wow, I'm so sorry.
This book is so fascinating.Copy !req
19. Fascinating?
Let me, let me check it out.Copy !req
20. Uh, "Young and the Meatless."Copy !req
21. Sounds like a soap opera
with no men.Copy !req
22. Jamie, it's Kwame Cooper's
book about vegetarianism.Copy !req
23. I met him last week
at his book signing.Copy !req
24. I was so impressed
that I invited himCopy !req
25. to hold his rally
here at the hotel.Copy !req
26. See, see, I'm not buying
all this. See, that wholeCopy !req
27. vegetarian thing,
it's all a scam.Copy !req
28. Just selling you
books and all that.Copy !req
29. Got a li'l picture on there.
That's a scam.Copy !req
30. - My great uncle. Alright?
- 'Mm-hmm. Yeah.'Copy !req
31. He ate meat every single day.Copy !req
32. Six-and-a-half pounds of it.Copy !req
33. - Really?
- Yeah, every day.Copy !req
34. Six-and-a-half pounds every day.Copy !req
35. Now, how old is he now?Copy !req
36. Well, uh, ahem..Copy !req
37. This February..Copy !req
38. he would have
been 70, but, uh..Copy !req
39. he died of a massive
heart attack when he was 23.Copy !req
40. I'm telling you
right now, you back up off meCopy !req
41. with all that vegetarian stuff.Copy !req
42. You California people kill me.Copy !req
43. Oh! What are you
two talkin' about?Copy !req
44. She's talking about
bein' a vegetarian.Copy !req
45. I want to clean my life up.Copy !req
46. I want to be spiritual.Copy !req
47. I want to be... free.Copy !req
48. I just want to be fruity
and lettucy and all that.Copy !req
49. I don't wanna hear all that.
Look, she, she gonna be lived..Copy !req
50. She gonna live
to be a 196 years old.Copy !req
51. Be full of lettuce
and rigor mortis.Copy !req
52. Oh.Copy !req
53. Look, I know some people
might think it's extremeCopy !req
54. but when Kwame spoke,
he was so inspirationalCopy !req
55. that I decided
to try that lifestyle.Copy !req
56. - 'Mm.'
- Whatever.Copy !req
57. Fancy.Copy !req
58. Your aura is blinding meCopy !req
59. with its radiance.Copy !req
60. My beautiful
black Nubian Queen sister.Copy !req
61. Sounds like one vegetarian
is full of corn.Copy !req
62. I'm sorry, did we meet..Copy !req
63. meat-eater?Copy !req
64. No, we didn't, brother.Copy !req
65. Uh, as a matter of fact,
my name is Jamie.Copy !req
66. Is it true what they say
about you Natural BrothersCopy !req
67. that, uh, you
don't use deodorant?Copy !req
68. No, brother.
You see, when you don't eat meatCopy !req
69. you don't need soap.Copy !req
70. The body naturally
cleanses itself.Copy !req
71. I see. So you're just
smoldering in your own stank.Copy !req
72. Jamie!Copy !req
73. I'm just saying. Raise your hand
if you're sure, brother.Copy !req
74. Raise your hand!Copy !req
75. - Francesca.
- Yes?Copy !req
76. When you have a moment,
I'd like to speak to you.Copy !req
77. Uh..Copy !req
78. Oh, my God!Copy !req
79. It's Kwame Cooper!Copy !req
80. Ah! Ha ha.Copy !req
81. You know, I just started
reading your book.Copy !req
82. That story about
the slaughtered cow.Copy !req
83. Oh!Copy !req
84. - No!
- 'Oh!'Copy !req
85. I-I just need a moment.Copy !req
86. It, uh..Copy !req
87. - Tee!
- No.Copy !req
88. It just really got me,
right here.Copy !req
89. Oh, man, don't tell me now
that you ridin' his pony too.Copy !req
90. Huh? Look, I'm about to go
get some lunch.Copy !req
91. I'm going down to FloodpuckersCopy !req
92. to get me a double Floodpucker
with cheese.Copy !req
93. You know, you want bacon and egg
on yours? What you want, Fancy?Copy !req
94. - Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
- 'What? Jamie, Jamie, Jamie?'Copy !req
95. You know I don't eat that stuff.Copy !req
96. Oh, but why you frontin', girl?Copy !req
97. You had one yesterday.Copy !req
98. - Why you frontin'?
- Francesca, look at me.Copy !req
99. Look me in the eye.Copy !req
100. You have been eating meat.Copy !req
101. - Oh, I'm sorry, Kwame.
- Don't apologize to me.Copy !req
102. Apologize to your colon.Copy !req
103. Hey, well, look here, brother,
my colon is swollen.Copy !req
104. Shall I send it a card?Copy !req
105. Well, you all need to come
and sit through my rally.Copy !req
106. So I can enlighten youCopy !req
107. and you'll stop
eating like animals.Copy !req
108. See, I think, that's
the whole fun of it, Kwame.Copy !req
109. You know, what I'm saying?
I mean, that's why I go toCopy !req
110. Floodpuckers,
to get my wild kingdom on.Copy !req
111. You know, they even
got hyena meat now.Copy !req
112. Jamie, why don't you
and Braxton come and sit in?Copy !req
113. You might learn somethin'.Copy !req
114. I'm in if you're in, broham.Copy !req
115. Or should I call you
bro-no ham?Copy !req
116. As a matter of fact,
I might come check it out.Copy !req
117. I mean, Floodpuckers
is going to be open 24 hoursCopy !req
118. so I may have a couple
of hours to get my laugh on.Copy !req
119. Aum.Copy !req
120. Chaka!Copy !req
121. Oh, yeah?
I got something for you too.Copy !req
122. Aum..Copy !req
123. Ur-r-r!Copy !req
124. Look at me.
I've been on a hunger strike.Copy !req
125. And will you look at that?Copy !req
126. Steady as a rock. And why?Copy !req
127. 'Cause I live a holistic life.Copy !req
128. I don't pollute my body
with murdered meat.Copy !req
129. Are there any questions?Copy !req
130. Yeah, I got a couple of
questions, Kwame.Copy !req
131. Uh, they say
the more leaves you eatCopy !req
132. the weaker the branch,
you know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
133. Come again.Copy !req
134. Eh, I have to say,
you know, me and myselfCopy !req
135. I can go at least 30-35 minutes.Copy !req
136. That's just
the beginning for me.Copy !req
137. Wow!Copy !req
138. So let's get
right down to the point.Copy !req
139. How many people
are ready to give up meat?Copy !req
140. Man, is that a chia pit?Copy !req
141. Jamie, I don't see
your hand raised.Copy !req
142. And you won't see
my hand raised, Kwame.Copy !req
143. C-c-c-c..Copy !req
144. Come to me.Copy !req
145. - What?
- Come to me!Copy !req
146. - What do you want, dawg?
- C-c-c-come to me.Copy !req
147. What do you want, dawg?Copy !req
148. - Come to me!
- What do you want, dawg?Copy !req
149. That's alright.
That's alright, brother.Copy !req
150. You see, I was once
in the dark like a caveman.Copy !req
151. Eating anything with a faceCopy !req
152. until I saw the light.Copy !req
153. I know what you mean!Copy !req
154. Kwame, and I saw
the light too and..Copy !req
155. and the aura.Copy !req
156. 'When I saw the light..'Copy !req
157. it was underneath
the Golden Arches, brother.Copy !req
158. Yeah! And it said,
"Over 50 billion served"Copy !req
159. and they were havin'
a twofer twofer.Copy !req
160. Brother, I can give
you 50 billion reasonsCopy !req
161. why not to eat meat.Copy !req
162. And I bet you couldn't give
me one why you should.Copy !req
163. You know what,
maybe I don't have a valid pointCopy !req
164. but all of you
guys are confusedCopy !req
165. and need to find yourselves.Copy !req
166. And you need to find
a weed whacker.Copy !req
167. I'm out. Just peace.Copy !req
168. That's right, brother, walk out.Copy !req
169. 'Only a real man
can take on this challenge.'Copy !req
170. Ooh, ooh!Copy !req
171. Did you just
challenge my manhood?Copy !req
172. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
173. What are you
gonna do about it?Copy !req
174. Alright, Kwame,
who doesn't eat salami.Copy !req
175. I'll take your challenge,
and show you thatCopy !req
176. this vegetarian thing
is nothin'.Copy !req
177. And to prove my pointCopy !req
178. I will stop eatin' meat..Copy !req
179. for a week.Copy !req
180. I too resign
from the swine.Copy !req
181. Good. Then I guess
you'll both beCopy !req
182. at the slaughterhouse
for the protest rally.Copy !req
183. Well, I'll be there
with you, Kwame.Copy !req
184. Why don't you come, Jamie?Copy !req
185. Or are you scared?Copy !req
186. Woman, don't you rile me.Copy !req
187. I'm not afraid
of any challenge.Copy !req
188. C-c-chaka!Copy !req
189. Kh-han!Copy !req
190. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
191. - Ahem. Hey, Jamie.
- Hey, Jamie.Copy !req
192. Where y'all coming from looking
like a Ghetto Ken and Barbie?Copy !req
193. Morning tennis.Copy !req
194. Ever since we gave up meatCopy !req
195. I feel so energized.Copy !req
196. - Yeah, I feel energized too.
- Wouldn't you agree?Copy !req
197. Baby, yeah! Like the,
like the energizer bunny.Copy !req
198. - Good. That's good for you.
- 'Well.. Well..'Copy !req
199. Whoa, whoa,
I better get changed.Copy !req
200. It's almost, uh,
time for my shift.Copy !req
201. - Oh, me too.
- Alright.Copy !req
202. I gotta check my messages.Copy !req
203. Okay, now.Copy !req
204. Oh!Copy !req
205. Damn, what I wouldn't do
for a big ass hot dog.Copy !req
206. What?Copy !req
207. Is there something on me?Copy !req
208. No, no, no, no, hot dog.Copy !req
209. I-I mean, you're my,
you're my dawg, that's all.Copy !req
210. And I just can't wait to go to
the protest today, that's all.Copy !req
211. 'You know, just can't
wait to get there.'Copy !req
212. - Well, Jamie, way to go.
- Yeah. Alright.Copy !req
213. - I like your commitment.
- 'Alright. Thanks, thanks.'Copy !req
214. You know, you're looking
real good so far.Copy !req
215. And you're lookin' good
yourself, girl.Copy !req
216. You look real good.Copy !req
217. Good enough to..Copy !req
218. '... to, uh..'Copy !req
219. 'You look good enough to, uh..'Copy !req
220. 'You look good enough to eat.'Copy !req
221. Jamie, Jamie!Copy !req
222. It's just hot.Copy !req
223. It's just real hot.Copy !req
224. It's hot! It's so hot.Copy !req
225. What? What were you looking at?Copy !req
226. I was just..
I was looking at you.Copy !req
227. You-you're hot! You're hot!Copy !req
228. You are, you are in the now.Copy !req
229. You're now. You're happenin'.Copy !req
230. You-you remind me of, uh..Copy !req
231. of, of Naomi
Campbell... soup.Copy !req
232. - What?
- I mean, Naomi Campbell.Copy !req
233. Just go. Do what you got to do.Copy !req
234. Get on up outta here before I..Copy !req
235. 'Before I eat you up.'Copy !req
236. 'Hey.'Copy !req
237. Uh..Copy !req
238. Excuse me, sir,
can I help you with somethin'?Copy !req
239. You look a little,
uh, disturbed.Copy !req
240. No, I don't think
you can help me.Copy !req
241. Hey, no need to get tense.Copy !req
242. No need to get tense, you know.Copy !req
243. I work here at the King's TowersCopy !req
244. and here at the King's Towers,
we aim to please.Copy !req
245. - Wait a minute!
- 'What? What?'Copy !req
246. Say that again.Copy !req
247. Uh... o-okay, alright.Copy !req
248. - Well, here at the—
- No, no. Back here, back here.Copy !req
249. Find your light.Copy !req
250. Say that again.Copy !req
251. Find my light.Copy !req
252. Okay.Copy !req
253. Uh, this is kinda weird,
brother, but I.. You know.Copy !req
254. Uh, here at the King's Towers,
we aim to please.Copy !req
255. Oh, my God!Copy !req
256. Hey, you ain't no..
Hey, brother, hey.Copy !req
257. Oh, my God!Copy !req
258. You are perfect
for the commercial I'm shooting!Copy !req
259. Oh, come on, now, you're lyin'.Copy !req
260. I'm wearin' Bruno Magli shoes.
Would I lie to you?Copy !req
261. You have the perfect face
for my new campaign.Copy !req
262. Ah, that's..
Come on, now, commercial?Copy !req
263. I mean, what do I got to do?
I mean..Copy !req
264. All you have to do is show up
at this address tomorrow.Copy !req
265. And when you hear the magic
words, "Lights, camera, action"Copy !req
266. tell the world how much you loveCopy !req
267. the new Mother Floodpucker
burger with bacon and cheese.Copy !req
268. And then take a big,
nasty bite out of it.Copy !req
269. Are you serious now?
A commercial?Copy !req
270. Man, yeah, you know what?Copy !req
271. Floodpuckers
is my favorite place too.Copy !req
272. Love it down there.
It's the best. Man!Copy !req
273. Tomorrow?Copy !req
274. But I told Fancy,
I wouldn't eatCopy !req
275. meat for a few days.Copy !req
276. Look, um..Copy !req
277. Can we, can we put... put it off?Copy !req
278. Can we put it off
for a couple of days, please?Copy !req
279. No, no. I'm afraid we can't.Copy !req
280. By the way, did I mentionCopy !req
281. that it pays $30,000?Copy !req
282. Man, if you don't take that
money, I'll whoop your butt.Copy !req
283. Brother, where's the beef?Copy !req
284. Hey, man, alright.Copy !req
285. Hey, those are some
killer shoes too.Copy !req
286. Pretty nice, huh?Copy !req
287. Ooh! Hey, Jamie,
you ready for the protest?Copy !req
288. There's gonna be
a lot of media coverage.Copy !req
289. Who knows, you might get on TV.Copy !req
290. I think I'm gonna have
a scheduling conflict.Copy !req
291. Yes, see, uh, I got some
things that I got to do..Copy !req
292. People of the struggle!Copy !req
293. I have good news!Copy !req
294. The slaughterhouse
we were going to protestCopy !req
295. has closed down!Copy !req
296. - Alright!
- Yeah! Alright!Copy !req
297. Alright, oh, oh, man!Copy !req
298. Oh, goodness gracious,
goodness gracious.Copy !req
299. You know, I-I,
I'm sad about thatCopy !req
300. 'cause I really wanted
to go down and protestCopy !req
301. with you guys and everything,
but I guess, heh..Copy !req
302. - Brother, brother, brother!
- "Cause I gotta go—'Copy !req
303. You still have your chance.Copy !req
304. 'Cause you gave me an idea!Copy !req
305. What?Copy !req
306. I checked on that FloodpuckersCopy !req
307. place you mentioned,
and it turns outCopy !req
308. they're shooting
a commercial there today.Copy !req
309. That's where
we'll move the protest!Copy !req
310. Floodpuckers! Floodpuckers!Copy !req
311. Floodpuckers! Floodpuckers!Copy !req
312. I.. You know..Copy !req
313. I wouldn't just run up and down
into people's places.Copy !req
314. That's dangerous.Copy !req
315. And you don't do
stuff like that now.Copy !req
316. - Hey, Jamie.
- Hmm?Copy !req
317. Look, I know this all
started off as a jokeCopy !req
318. but I just want
to tell you that..Copy !req
319. the responsibility
and passion you've shownCopy !req
320. for this cause
has not only made me see youCopy !req
321. in a different light,
but, Jamie..Copy !req
322. oh, honey,
it's starting to turn me on.Copy !req
323. Oh!Copy !req
324. Whoo!Copy !req
325. Floodpuckers! Floodpuckers!Copy !req
326. Floodpuckers! Floodpuckers!Copy !req
327. Jamie, how's my star?Copy !req
328. Hey, brother, I'm doing fine.
Let's just go ahead and, uh..Copy !req
329. Let's-let's-let's do this.
I-I got it, I got it. Alright.Copy !req
330. Don't worry, Jamie.Copy !req
331. Hey, listen,
before we start shootingCopy !req
332. I want you to meet your co-star.Copy !req
333. - 'Alright.'
- Where's Maguire?Copy !req
334. Yeah, what do you want?Copy !req
335. Maguire, uh, this is Jamie.Copy !req
336. He's gonna be working
with us on the shoot today.Copy !req
337. Hey, little man, it's your
first commercial too, huh?Copy !req
338. So you know it's.. Obviously..Copy !req
339. I hate amateurs!Copy !req
340. Why don't you guys
just get me a dog?Copy !req
341. You know, he's a...
he's really a sweet kidCopy !req
342. once you get to know him.Copy !req
343. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.Copy !req
344. You're kidding.
Excuse me.Copy !req
345. Oh, damn!Copy !req
346. We've got
meat protesters outside.Copy !req
347. I'm Tyrone Koppel, and..Copy !req
348. Beat the beef! Beat the beef!Copy !req
349. it's all good.Copy !req
350. Beat the beef! Beat the beef!Copy !req
351. Any time there's some dirt
happening in the 'hoodCopy !req
352. you can rest assured
that Tyrone KoppelCopy !req
353. will get to the bottom of it.Copy !req
354. Betcha by golly..Copy !req
355. wow.Copy !req
356. Now, there's an angry group
of protesters behind meCopy !req
357. and we're here
right outside of FloodpuckersCopy !req
358. on Crenshaw Boulevard.Copy !req
359. Yo, man, you're Tyrone Koppel.Copy !req
360. You better recognize, brother.Copy !req
361. Back up off me.Copy !req
362. It's all good.Copy !req
363. It is. Is that a Wonderbra?Copy !req
364. I wonder.Copy !req
365. Now, anyway,
before I was rudely interruptedCopy !req
366. by Forest Whitaker's
little brother.Copy !req
367. As I was saying..Copy !req
368. any time there's
something goin' onCopy !req
369. down in the 'hood,
I'm always there.Copy !req
370. I'm always... lending an earCopy !req
371. to find out what's goin' onCopy !req
372. and I will not leave until I getCopy !req
373. to the mother
Floodpucking truth.Copy !req
374. This is Tyrone Koppel.Copy !req
375. I'm out. Just peace.Copy !req
376. Beat the beef! Beat the beef!Copy !req
377. Brothers and sisters..Copy !req
378. and cows.Copy !req
379. The flesh peddlers are insideCopy !req
380. working their evil!Copy !req
381. - Jamie.
- Yeah, bro?Copy !req
382. What are you doing wearing
that Floodpuckers hat?Copy !req
383. Who's got a Floodpuckers..
W-what, uh, the hat?Copy !req
384. Uh..Copy !req
385. Wh-what happened was, I-I saidCopy !req
386. look, I'm going to get
here early, right?Copy !req
387. I'll become a part
of them, right?Copy !req
388. So what I did was..Copy !req
389. I infiltrated.
That's right.Copy !req
390. Well, Jamie, I'm glad
you're with us on this.Copy !req
391. Yeah, me too, brother, because
now we can show our strength.Copy !req
392. - Right, right.
- See, together we're strong.Copy !req
393. I haven't eaten in 29 days.Copy !req
394. I'm a little weak,
but I still feel good.Copy !req
395. Oh, no, no. Save yourself,
now, come on, now.Copy !req
396. We need you, now. Come on.Copy !req
397. Save yourself.
See, that's why you got me.Copy !req
398. I'm your top dog.Copy !req
399. Alright, that's why
you got these soldiers.Copy !req
400. You don't got to go in
there and fight yourself.Copy !req
401. I didn't want this
for you, Kwame, manCopy !req
402. but it's happened
like this, alright?Copy !req
403. It's happened, okay?Copy !req
404. So I'm gonna go in there..Copy !req
405. and I'm break
'em off somethin' there.Copy !req
406. And if I need you,
can I call you?Copy !req
407. - You can call me.
- Can I call? Can I?Copy !req
408. - Yes.
- Hug my neck.Copy !req
409. Alright. I got to get up
out of here now. Alright.Copy !req
410. - Wait, wait, Jamie!
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
411. But why are you going that way
when the door's right here?Copy !req
412. - Is the door right there?
- Yeah!Copy !req
413. Oh! Uh, the reason
I'm going that wayCopy !req
414. because if I go in the back..Copy !req
415. they won't be expecting me
the second time, alright?Copy !req
416. Baby, I'll be right back..Copy !req
417. Beat the beef.
Beat the beef.Copy !req
418. Beat the beef, come on.
Beat the beef.Copy !req
419. Beat the beef.
Beat the beef.Copy !req
420. Beat the beef. Beat the beef.
Beat the beef.Copy !req
421. - Great! Jamie.
- Alright, cool.Copy !req
422. - Here's your burger.
- I was hungry, I was hungry.Copy !req
423. No, no, no, no. No.Copy !req
424. - That's for the commercial.
- Oh, okay, I..Copy !req
425. Great.
Alright, you know your lines.Copy !req
426. - Right, got 'em.
- Excellent!Copy !req
427. - Great.
- Places, everybody!Copy !req
428. Roll camera.
And action!Copy !req
429. Hey, little manCopy !req
430. you'd like to try
the two-pound burgerCopy !req
431. from Floodpuckers?Copy !req
432. - Sure.
- Alright.Copy !req
433. Yuck! What is this?Copy !req
434. Mad cow meat? Ugh!Copy !req
435. Yuck! I quit!Copy !req
436. Let me just get that for you.Copy !req
437. He probably just
needs a... a moment.Copy !req
438. No, what he needs..Copy !req
439. is a Hot Wheel track
on his ass.Copy !req
440. Hey, Braxton..Copy !req
441. do you think Jamie's alright?Copy !req
442. Those Floodpuckers
are probably in there breakingCopy !req
443. Jamie off something
real proper like.Copy !req
444. That's why we have
to take the building.Copy !req
445. Yes, take the building!Copy !req
446. But in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
447. Single file, please.Copy !req
448. Let's take
the mother Floodpucker!Copy !req
449. Beat the beef! Beat the beef!Copy !req
450. Alright, c-come on.
W-we got to hurry up.Copy !req
451. Because you never know how longCopy !req
452. those protesters
are gonna keep quiet.Copy !req
453. Great! Good idea.
You're my star now, Jamie.Copy !req
454. - So show me the magic.
- 'Alright!'Copy !req
455. Alright, roll those cameras.Copy !req
456. And action!Copy !req
457. Welcome to Floodpucker,
home of the all-AmericanCopy !req
458. Floodpucker burger, if it
doesn't explode in your faceCopy !req
459. you in the wrong damn place.Copy !req
460. Beat the beef! Beat the beef!Copy !req
461. Beat the beef! Beat the beef!Copy !req
462. What's going on here?
Who let these people in?Copy !req
463. - We let ourselves in.
- Wait. Jamie?Copy !req
464. Oh, there's a whole lot of
meat in here.. Meat!Copy !req
465. This is all meat.
There's so much meat in here.Copy !req
466. - Jamie, what are you doing?
- 'It's ridiculous!'Copy !req
467. - Huh?
- Jamie, you know these people?Copy !req
468. Of course, he does.
He's with us.Copy !req
469. How can he be with you
when he's the newCopy !req
470. Floodpuckers' spokesman?Copy !req
471. What?Copy !req
472. I can explain all that.Copy !req
473. Jamie, I am so
disappointed in you.Copy !req
474. I thought you were
down with the cause.Copy !req
475. I should have known you couldn't
be sincere about anything.Copy !req
476. Tell me why
I can't be sincere?Copy !req
477. Just tell me how. Look, I
thought I could get the 30 GsCopy !req
478. and then I could be down
with you, and the cause.Copy !req
479. Well, you can't have
your Floodpucker and eat it too.Copy !req
480. Now you better decide,
me or the money?Copy !req
481. Well, I hate to embarrass you
in front of all your friendsCopy !req
482. but, uh..Copy !req
483. You're fired!Copy !req
484. - It's you, baby! It's you!
- Forget it, Jamie!Copy !req
485. - It's all about you.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
486. I couldn't think
of anything else but you.Copy !req
487. Kwame, my brother, man,
I mean, you know—Copy !req
488. I am not your brother!Copy !req
489. I thought we bonded out thereCopy !req
490. but you sold me out.Copy !req
491. We could've been
like Batman and Robin.Copy !req
492. Beavis and Butt-head..Copy !req
493. O.J. and A.C.Copy !req
494. Hey, hey,
which one you going to be?Copy !req
495. I'm the driver.Copy !req
496. But I can see nowCopy !req
497. you don't have it in you
to be a vegetarian.Copy !req
498. Vegetarian?Copy !req
499. Oh, my God!Copy !req
500. That's brilliant!Copy !req
501. A burger so good, even
a vegetarian can't resist it.Copy !req
502. What do you say?Copy !req
503. Man, don't try to
tempt me with your poison!Copy !req
504. The job pays $30,000.Copy !req
505. Thirty thousand?Copy !req
506. Where's the beef?Copy !req
507. Kwame, not you too.Copy !req
508. - Sister, you're in my light.
- Say what?Copy !req
509. Ain't this about
a double Floodpucker?Copy !req
510. Alright, security, get the rest
of these people out.Copy !req
511. Hey, hey,
I'll tell right you now..Copy !req
512. Hey, man, you don't want this.Copy !req
513. You don't..
Hey, you don't want this.Copy !req
514. - And get his hat.
- You don't want this.Copy !req
515. - You don't want this.
- And that shirt is ours too.Copy !req
516. Get that shirt.Copy !req
517. Do you ever think of, uh..Copy !req
518. just runnin'..Copy !req
519. for the rest of your life?Copy !req
520. Anyway, before
I was rudely interruptedCopy !req
521. by... chubby David Alan Grier.Copy !req
522. Man, y-you Ted Koppel.Copy !req
523. I mean, you Tyrone Koppel.Copy !req
524. You better recognize.Copy !req
525. Brother, do you know,
who you're flirt-fucking with?Copy !req