1. What's up, luscious lavender?Copy !req
2. - Can I check in, please?
- Oh, I ain't mad at you.Copy !req
3. Oh, man. I did not know
that angels could fly so low.Copy !req
4. Are you here for the wedding?Copy !req
5. Um, I guess you could
say that. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
6. - Fancy?
- Janine.Copy !req
7. - Hey, girl.
- Ooh, girl!Copy !req
8. Look at you.Copy !req
9. Oh!Copy !req
10. Law school sure did you justice.Copy !req
11. - You look great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
12. Oh. Oh, I see.
Law school, I see.Copy !req
13. Alright, Susan Shapiro.Copy !req
14. Barney Cochran in the house.Copy !req
15. Hey, look here, you know,
I got some briefs over hereCopy !req
16. that, uh, may need looking at,
if you got the time.Copy !req
17. Jamie, I don't think so.
This is Janine, the bride-to-be.Copy !req
18. She's getting married tomorrow.Copy !req
19. That's right, and according
to my chart, "Sagittarius..Copy !req
20. is in the house."Copy !req
21. And that means that tomorrow
is a perfect day for matrimony.Copy !req
22. - Is that right?
- 'That's right.'Copy !req
23. Well, hey, I don't know
which my sign is..Copy !req
24. but I tell you what,
when you do get marriedCopy !req
25. make sure you throw
the flowers to FancyCopy !req
26. so when you're
on your honeymoonCopy !req
27. I could toss her bouquet.Copy !req
28. Hey, this is another oneCopy !req
29. of our sorority sisters.Copy !req
30. This is Daphne.Copy !req
31. - Uh, hey.
- It's very nice to meet you.Copy !req
32. Girl Pocahontas?Copy !req
33. Oh, scratch that, Mochahontas.Copy !req
34. Oh, maybe you can come up
to the teepee sometimeCopy !req
35. we can make some smoke signals.Copy !req
36. Oh, shuttin' now!Copy !req
37. Fancy, you never told me
that you hadCopy !req
38. such a fine selection
of friends.Copy !req
39. Well, you know what they sayCopy !req
40. "Birds of a featherCopy !req
41. flock together."Copy !req
42. Well I won't mind
gathering all you birds upCopy !req
43. and making
a goose-down comforter.Copy !req
44. You know,
I'm just saying though.Copy !req
45. I'm sorry, girls,
I forgot to mentionCopy !req
46. that we have a crazed dog
loose on the premises.Copy !req
47. Yeah, well, I'll tell you what,
I got all my shots.Copy !req
48. - Hi!
- Hi!Copy !req
49. - Oh!
- Fancy!Copy !req
50. Hello, ladies.Copy !req
51. Kyra, this is Braxton
and this is Jamie.Copy !req
52. We were all sorority sisters
of Alpha Delta Zeta.Copy !req
53. You know..Copy !req
54. I too pledged Greek, ladies.Copy !req
55. - Observe.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
56. Ah! Ah! Ah!Copy !req
57. Ah-ah!Copy !req
58. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
59. Ah! Oh!Copy !req
60. Ooh!Copy !req
61. Kappa phi, aye-aye-aye, aye!Copy !req
62. You know, if you're trying
to get that strained lookCopy !req
63. off you face, maybe you should
try some Metamucil.Copy !req
64. Morgan State, class of 60..Copy !req
65. - Ahem.
- ... somethin'.Copy !req
66. Uh-oh, old school
is in the house.Copy !req
67. Hey, who you callin' old?Copy !req
68. Well, ladies, on behalf
of the King's TowerCopy !req
69. I hope that you'll
enjoy you stay.Copy !req
70. I've set aside some of our
finest china for this occasionCopy !req
71. and if you break 'em,
you bought 'em.Copy !req
72. Oh, come on..Copy !req
73. Aren't you nervous?Copy !req
74. I never imagined that you'd beCopy !req
75. the first to jump the broom.Copy !req
76. Well, you know,
nervous wasn't the wordCopy !req
77. but I checked my horoscope
and it told meCopy !req
78. that my pooh bear Adam
is the manCopy !req
79. and tomorrow is the day.Copy !req
80. Oh, well, I just have to say,
tonight, it is onCopy !req
81. 'cause we're gonna get down
like the good old days.Copy !req
82. I hear that, I..Copy !req
83. Jamie, I don't know
what you're hearingCopy !req
84. but this party
is for women only.Copy !req
85. Oh, yeah.. Well..Copy !req
86. Oh, well, you know,
that's cool, that's cool.Copy !req
87. Um, I mean,
I-I didn't even wanna comeCopy !req
88. to your funky
bachelorette party, no.Copy !req
89. I mean, you know, I got some
of my homies comin' in.Copy !req
90. You know, I ain't seen 'em
in a while and, uh..Copy !req
91. yeah, yeah, big plans,
big plans. I got big plans.Copy !req
92. What they doin' in there?Copy !req
93. Oh, the girls are having
a bachelorette party.Copy !req
94. Well, you know, I was gonna tell
you that, that the, the noiseCopy !req
95. it's just gettin' outta hand.
We try to run a tight ship here.Copy !req
96. - So I need to go in.
- Uh-uh-uh.Copy !req
97. Now Fancy already told you
you weren't invited. Come on.Copy !req
98. So Jamie, let those girls
do there bondin', babyCopy !req
99. 'cause they don't need you
going in thereCopy !req
100. breakin' up their party,
alright?Copy !req
101. Alright, now I got
some paperwork to do.Copy !req
102. So if you need me, I'll be
in the office. Thank you.Copy !req
103. - Alright, okay.
- Alright.Copy !req
104. Well, too bad, CinderfellaCopy !req
105. you're not invited to the ball.Copy !req
106. I am killin' myself!Copy !req
107. You finished?Copy !req
108. Excuse me, Jamie.
Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
109. I'm going in here
to do some plumbin'.Copy !req
110. I saw a few ladies. It looked
like they were backed up.Copy !req
111. Ladies!Copy !req
112. Stay out.Copy !req
113. Looks like they played a little
pin the tail on the jackass.Copy !req
114. No, it's not over yet.Copy !req
115. I'm just gettin' warmed up.Copy !req
116. Oh, everybody run.
Oh, my goodness. There's a fire.Copy !req
117. Lord, have mercy. Save yourself.Copy !req
118. There's a fire,
the women and children..Copy !req
119. Ladies! Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
120. Hey, who do we have now?Copy !req
121. Bob Harley and the Failures?Copy !req
122. Ladies!Copy !req
123. Hey, pretty young thing, who
ordered a jerk chicken pizza?Copy !req
124. Oh, come on in.Copy !req
125. Thanks for the pizza,
you fakin'.Copy !req
126. Ooh. Now let me guess.Copy !req
127. Are you the jerk
or are you the chicken?Copy !req
128. I need to be on "Def Jam."Copy !req
129. How y'all doin' tonight?
Whoo, hoo-hoo!Copy !req
130. - Excuse me?
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
131. Could you tell me where
the, uh, bachelorette party is?Copy !req
132. - Uh, actually—
- Uh, were they expectin' you?Copy !req
133. Well, yes.Copy !req
134. I'm, uh, Hot..Copy !req
135. Chocolate..Copy !req
136. the stripper.Copy !req
137. Well, I tell you what,
the party is supposed to beCopy !req
138. in there,
but it ain't for a while.Copy !req
139. - Well, I am a li'l bit early.
- Yep, a li'l bit early.Copy !req
140. I'll tell you what,
uh, why don't I..Copy !req
141. show you
to your dressing room?Copy !req
142. Right up here, up the stairs.Copy !req
143. - Thank you, sir.
- Alright. Anyway I can help.Copy !req
144. You got any Advil?Copy !req
145. Here, here, here.
We saved the best for last.Copy !req
146. What is this?Copy !req
147. Ooh!Copy !req
148. - Alright.
- I have two words.Copy !req
149. Bow down!Copy !req
150. I don't know
about the rest of y'allCopy !req
151. but I'm trying
to get my party on..Copy !req
152. W-wait. Fancy, where's
that stripper, Hot Chocolate?Copy !req
153. Because I'm ready for him
to stir it up.Copy !req
154. We already had dinner,
now it's time for what?Copy !req
155. Dessert.Copy !req
156. - Let's get him.
- Ladies, bring in the cake.Copy !req
157. Yeah, bring in the beefcake.Copy !req
158. Alright, on the count of three.Copy !req
159. One, two, three!Copy !req
160. Put your dollars.
All that dollar bills.Copy !req
161. I take cash, I take cred,
I even take ATM cards.Copy !req
162. Just slide 'em
right down the cr..Copy !req
163. Back.Copy !req
164. Y'all move out the way.
I'm the bachelorette.Copy !req
165. That means I get
the first piece of this cake!Copy !req
166. And this chocolate mousse.Copy !req
167. Goodnight.Copy !req
168. O-ooh. He-hee.Copy !req
169. Oh, 3-0..Copy !req
170. Phew, bladder,
bladder, bladder.Copy !req
171. Oh, you're somethin' else,
big daddy.Copy !req
172. Sexy. Not sexy.Copy !req
173. Sexy. Not sexy.Copy !req
174. Phew!Copy !req
175. Ah-ha.Copy !req
176. Ah..Copy !req
177. No, they call them love beads.Copy !req
178. Oh, Adam. Mm.Copy !req
179. Adam? My name ain't no Adam.Copy !req
180. My name is Jamie.Copy !req
181. - Jamie?
- What?Copy !req
182. - Get outta my bed!
- What do you mean?Copy !req
183. This is my room.
This is my bed!Copy !req
184. You better skedaddle.Copy !req
185. No.Copy !req
186. This is my bed, Jamie,
and it's my room.Copy !req
187. You're trippin', girl.
I know my room anytime.Copy !req
188. You trippin'.Copy !req
189. Look, it says 30..Copy !req
190. Oh, 306.Copy !req
191. It's supposed to be 309.Copy !req
192. Oh, no, Jamie.Copy !req
193. - We didn't do anything, did we?
- No, girl.Copy !req
194. If we would've done somethin',
I'd be asleep by now.Copy !req
195. And you'd be standing
in the doorwayCopy !req
196. waitin' on the aftershocks.Copy !req
197. Oh, look at the time.
I gotta go get married.Copy !req
198. Oh, no, Jamie! I'm supposed
to be gettin' married!Copy !req
199. Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!Copy !req
200. You can still get married.
You can still have your wedding.Copy !req
201. We didn't do anything. Alright?Copy !req
202. Not only that, nobody even
has to know that you're up here.Copy !req
203. Hey, Jamie, excuse me,
I'm looking for Janine..Copy !req
204. - Uh, no, no—
- Oh, no, you didn't.Copy !req
205. No. See.. Tell her!Copy !req
206. - No, uh, it ain't, it ain't—
- How could you?Copy !req
207. - Fancy, hold on.
- Tell her, hurry up.Copy !req
208. - Tell her, Jamie! Go!
- Alright, girl.Copy !req
209. Girl. Girl, I'm goin'.Copy !req
210. 'Fancy, listen,
it wasn't like..'Copy !req
211. 'Like that, huh?'Copy !req
212. What'd she say?Copy !req
213. She wasn't havin' it.Copy !req
214. Jamie, this is not good.Copy !req
215. If Adam finds out
I woke up next to youCopy !req
216. this wedding is gonna
turn into a funeral.Copy !req
217. Oh, girl, you mean
he gonna kill you?Copy !req
218. No, fool,
I'm talkin' about you!Copy !req
219. Yo, B, uh, which one of these..Copy !req
220. Which one of these dudes
is Adam?Copy !req
221. Oh, uh, I believe
he's the gentleman over there.Copy !req
222. Oh, with
the Count Dracula suit on?Copy !req
223. Alright, cool.
I'll bust him right up.Copy !req
224. Hey, what's up, big daddy?
Big day, huh?Copy !req
225. - Yeah.
- Alright.Copy !req
226. - I guess you could say that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
227. Janine is just one
very special woman.Copy !req
228. She sure is.Copy !req
229. You must be like, you know,
feel like a lucky man, huh?Copy !req
230. - Why should I feel lucky?
- 'I'm just sayin'.'Copy !req
231. She's not my woman.Copy !req
232. - S-say what?
- She's not my woman.Copy !req
233. I mean, Janine is,
is my boy's fiance.Copy !req
234. - Oh, your boy? Okay. Alright.
- Yeah. His name is Adam too.Copy !req
235. Oh, right, right.
Cool. Cool, Adam.Copy !req
236. - Yo, Adam. You got my rings?
- Yeah.Copy !req
237. Got 'em right here, dawg.Copy !req
238. Oh-ho, whoo!Copy !req
239. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
240. You's a big ol' boy.Copy !req
241. Uh, what gym you live in?Copy !req
242. Don't live in no gym, man.
This is natural.Copy !req
243. By the way, I heard
what you did last night.Copy !req
244. You did?Copy !req
245. - You heard?
- Hey, man, took a lot of nerve.Copy !req
246. No, no, no, w-w-what happened,
it wasn't all that.Copy !req
247. I mean, what, no,
what I meant to say wasCopy !req
248. that what didn't happen probably
would have been all thatCopy !req
249. but it didn't h-happen.Copy !req
250. No, man, I'm trying
to give you your props.Copy !req
251. I couldn't jump out no cake!Copy !req
252. What's he talking about?Copy !req
253. He talkin' about the cake!Copy !req
254. You talkin' about the cake!Copy !req
255. I mean, you talkin'
about the cake.Copy !req
256. Alright, cool. Alright, bro.Copy !req
257. - Yo, Jamie!
- Huh?Copy !req
258. I got one more question.Copy !req
259. Was my fiance behavin' herself?Copy !req
260. Ye-yeah, she was, yeah,
she was cool and everythingCopy !req
261. like that and then we,
uh, well, we slept together.Copy !req
262. Man, you funny.Copy !req
263. - You kiddin', though, right?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
264. The last guy
that eyeballed my woman..Copy !req
265. I held him
over the balcony by his ankles!Copy !req
266. And then what'd
you do to him?Copy !req
267. I let him go.Copy !req
268. You've been killing people, man?Copy !req
269. You let him go?Copy !req
270. I let him go free, but he
peed in his pants pretty bad.Copy !req
271. Hey, hey, hey.
Fancy, is everything alright?Copy !req
272. No, everything's not alright.Copy !req
273. Jamie, listen,
all I want you to doCopy !req
274. is go up there
and play the organ.Copy !req
275. - Alright.
- Is that a wet spot?Copy !req
276. Janine, look,
let's just try and forgetCopy !req
277. about what happened
last night, alright?Copy !req
278. And go in there,
and marry the man you love.Copy !req
279. I don't know about this, Fancy.
I mean, the energy's all wrong.Copy !req
280. I'm just gettin'
all these bad signs.Copy !req
281. Are you saying
you don't wanna marry Adam?Copy !req
282. - I'm going through with it.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
283. I'm sorry, Adam.
I can't go through with this.Copy !req
284. Janine!Copy !req
285. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
286. I hope it ain't another man.Copy !req
287. It better not be!Copy !req
288. 'Cause I'm gonna kill 'im!Copy !req
289. Braxton, run, baby!
Run, Braxton!Copy !req
290. 'Janine, open up. It's Fancy.'Copy !req
291. - Hey, Fancy.
- Hey.Copy !req
292. God, will you look at you?Copy !req
293. I can't believe Jamie.Copy !req
294. Fancy, come on now.Copy !req
295. I told you,
I didn't do anything with Jamie.Copy !req
296. Janine, we're best friends,
you might as well admit it.Copy !req
297. I mean, I practically caught you
in the act with Jamie.Copy !req
298. Fance, I know
what it musta looked likeCopy !req
299. but trust me,
I didn't get that drunk.Copy !req
300. I didn't go there.Copy !req
301. Well, then why are you here
when you're supposedCopy !req
302. to be downstairs?Copy !req
303. I know this is gonna
sound crazy.Copy !req
304. But when I woke up with Jamie,
I knew something was wrong.Copy !req
305. So I read my horoscope and it
told me that I should avoidCopy !req
306. making major decisions today.Copy !req
307. So what does that mean?Copy !req
308. I don't know, but I just don't
need no more bad karma.Copy !req
309. Hey.Copy !req
310. Is there, uh, a-anything
I could do to help?Copy !req
311. I mean, there's
a big ol' pooh bear downstairsCopy !req
312. just waitin' on his honey.Copy !req
313. Don't you think
you've done enough?Copy !req
314. Hold on, wait a minute, didn't
we clear everything up already?Copy !req
315. Look, didn't you tell her
we didn't do anything?Copy !req
316. Yeah, Jamie,
but it's much deeper than that.Copy !req
317. It's in the hands of the stars.Copy !req
318. What stars? Was Denzel
and Wesley down there?Copy !req
319. You want me to kick 'em out,
girl? They weren't invited.Copy !req
320. Jamie, I'm talking
about my horoscope.Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. This paper was outside
my door this morning.Copy !req
323. Look what it says.Copy !req
324. "Bob Dole falls again?"Copy !req
325. The other side.Copy !req
326. Uh, oh, I was going to say,
'cause he's trippin'.Copy !req
327. Well, this would be pretty
serious if you didn't love Adam.Copy !req
328. You do love him, right?Copy !req
329. Yes, I do.Copy !req
330. It would also be very serious
if this paper wasn't a week old.Copy !req
331. - What?
- What?Copy !req
332. Let me see.Copy !req
333. Janine, he's right.
Look at the date.Copy !req
334. I don't get it. How do I end up
with a week-old paper?Copy !req
335. Because that's the way
Uncle JuniorCopy !req
336. gets his papers half-price.Copy !req
337. Janine, is everything alright?Copy !req
338. Oh, everything's fine, honey.
I love you so much.Copy !req
339. I love you too, boo-boo.Copy !req
340. Aww.Copy !req
341. Hey!Copy !req
342. I thought
you were getting cold feet.Copy !req
343. Well, I have to admit.
I was at first, honey.Copy !req
344. I was getting
the last-minute jittersCopy !req
345. but Fancy and Jamie helped me
through all that.Copy !req
346. - Hey, dawg.
- Hey.Copy !req
347. I really appreciate that, man.Copy !req
348. No problem, y-yeah, well, uh..Copy !req
349. Any way I can help
without you, uh..Copy !req
350. you know,
breaking a couple of vertebrae.Copy !req
351. I'm telling you, honey,
he's a perfect gentleman.Copy !req
352. I mean, I got so drunk last
night, and we slept together..Copy !req
353. - You did what?
- And it was going so well.Copy !req
354. Not for long!Copy !req
355. Hey, uh, you need
a room, huh?Copy !req
356. And I got just the room
for you, uh..Copy !req
357. 306.Copy !req
358. Have a good night and, uh..Copy !req
359. '... don't let the J-bugs bite.'Copy !req
360. Jamie, man. I am gonna..Copy !req
361. Bent dogg.Copy !req