The Island with Bear Grylls 2x5

1. - Two uninhabited Pacific Islands

2. more than 5000 miles from the UK

3. one will be inhabited by 14 British men

4. while a separate island will be home to 14 British women.

5. For six weeks they'll be utterly alone

6. with only the clothes they stand up in

7. and a handful of basic tools

8. filming everything themselves.

9. when pushed to the limits of human endurance

10. will it be brute power

11. - or mental strength that wins the day

12. - They're too cute, I can't

13. - Who will have what it takes to stay alive?

14. - Tonight we follow the men's island.

15. - Ah god

16. - It's a Scorpion guys

17. - It will be harder than ever

18. they'll have to endure the height

19. of the harsh tropical storm season

20. - A bit like being in a disaster film

21. - they'll have to find their own water

22. and hunt for their own food

23. - Watch him watch him, go now go now.

24. That is amazing.

25. - Have these modern day men got what it takes to survive?

26. - We're all sweating our bollocks off up here fella

27. and it looks like - yeah yeah sorry

28. it looks like you're doing (bleep) all

29. when it comes to wood.

30. - Two weeks ago

31. 14 British men were cast away on this remote pacific island.

32. - That was the damnedest thing I ever did

33. - But now three of the men have quit

34. - Now the dead weight's (bleep) off

35. let's get on with it.

36. - And the island has taken its toll

37. on the eleven that remain.

38. - Genuinely, I've never been so terrified in my life

39. - Barney saved my life

40. - Having barely found

41. anything substantial to eat

42. they're now on the brink of starvation.

43. - We ain't conquered jack shit, nothing.

44. - It's a bit like being in a disaster film

45. or when you hear on the news

46. that people have had a typhoon come through or a flood.

47. There's no water, there's no electricity

48. there's no food supply.

49. It sometimes out here can feel like

50. you've been hit by a major disaster.

51. - Oh look another day in paradise

52. - It's been 15 days

53. since the men arrived on the island

54. and so far they have survived

55. on a meager diet of a few hundred calories a day.

56. - I'm so thin now, my ribs

57. there's all sorts of bones appearing

58. that I haven't seen since I was a bloody teenager.

59. Oh hang on, oh hang on

60. - Lie down mate if you're

61. - It's the nearest I've got to fainting

62. or what I assume is fainting having never fainted before

63. but my vision just went, pulsated in and out

64. in and out, in and out, in and out

65. and then before I knew it I was on my ass.

66. Sorta semi collapsed.

67. - We're surviving off limpets and the odd one fish

68. it's not gonna sustain us for the next god however weeks

69. and I think another week of this

70. we'll be struggling massively

71. just to even get up in the morning.

72. We need to find a solid source of food

73. or we could be facing meltdown.

74. - We're out of food

75. the bottom line is we don't have any food

76. other than limpets.

77. We're getting weaker and weaker

78. I certainly feel like I'm getting weaker and weaker

79. so my priority is how I feel about is personally is food.

80. I think the majority of our resources

81. should be to getting us good fish today.

82. - Let's go, we are going to find lunch.

83. - Come on fishy fishy fishy

84. - In a survivor situation you always face

85. one huge dilemma

86. and that is if you wanna eat, you gotta hunt.

87. Hunting burns through energy

88. and there's no guarantee you're actually gonna

89. catch anything at the end of it.

90. - Any glimmers yet Vic?

91. - Well I can see fish

92. - Can you?

93. - Bastard you

94. - Every time you go looking for food you're gambling.

95. You're gambling with the energy reserves.

96. - You all right Piers?

97. You seem a bit lacking in enthusiasm.

98. - Oh so, I'm dead on my feet

99. absolutely dead on my feet.

100. I feel just completely gone.

101. - You (bleep) just keep nibbling straight off end

102. the luck of the gods is not with us today.

103. - Everyone's getting tired.

104. Everyone's hungry, everyone's sick of baking limpets.

105. We need some decent food and we need it quick.

106. If we don't get it soon, we'll start dropping like flies.

107. - Despite the group's desperation

108. one man refuses to be beaten.

109. - Let's all push it to the edge

110. I feel fine, another day at the office

111. I feel really good yeah.

112. - Vic wants to change tactics

113. and take the hunt to an unexplored part of the island.

114. One kilometer from camp is a vast freshwater lagoon

115. where he believes a much bigger prize could be lurking.

116. One that could provide the group with the calories

117. they so desperately need.

118. - We are going hunting for Mr caiman

119. let's go lay some traps fellas

120. let's go hunt some beast.

121. - As well as the search for food

122. the men's survival depends on them having

123. a constant supply of drinking water.

124. They need at least 30 liters a day

125. which they must collect on a backbreaking

126. two kilometer round trip.

127. - Sam, when you go past Kyle can you ask him

128. to come and help do the water run please?

129. - Not shirking is he?

130. - Hey I'm just saying the water run needs doing

131. and he's chewing his gums, you do the maths.

132. Let's go grab Kyle.

133. Kyle are those Crocs gonna be okay

134. for going across to get some water?

135. - Is anyone else knocking about to do water?

136. I've done a lot of mileage last few days

137. I think I'd rather do something

138. a bit more camp based today.

139. - I've done water two days in a row mate

140. so this is my third day so - Yeah yeah

141. - I appreciate that

142. well we've got 11 people here

143. - But they're not here now mate

144. - Kyle why don't you sit here

145. and tidy the camp mate I'll do it.

146. - That's no problem, cheers.

147. - Cheers thanks Piers

148. right, off we go.

149. - Just sat in the office in front of the screens

150. I know there's more to life than that

151. so I just got to a stage where I wanted to

152. break away from it, step away from the screens

153. and just do something different.

154. I like to think I can step up to most challenges

155. I like to see myself as someone who will see things

156. through to the end so

157. if I was a person who was struggling the group

158. and was the useless one that would be

159. a big knock to my confidence, big knock.

160. - I was a little disappointed in Kyle

161. would've been nice if he just stepped up to the plate

162. and said you know what I'll step in

163. but he wasn't in the mood to do that today.

164. - It's not so much that I'm hungry

165. the worst thing is the energy

166. I never for a second thought that

167. my energy would be as low as it has been

168. fuck I can't even lift up my legs.

169. - Now keep an eye out for Mr fucking gator

170. - See a caiman I'll scream.

171. - Yes, how big did they say they'd get

172. fucker's not going to eat you.

173. - Six foot the caiman, and six meters the alligator

174. - These are alligators? - Yeah

175. - Fuck it.

176. - I don't know where Vic gets his energy

177. but I need to have that energy

178. cause Vic has got energy all the way through his ear.

179. If I could take anything away from this island

180. I would like to be a little more like Vic fellows.

181. - See like that, that is actual shit

182. - What the fuck is this, Jurassic park?

183. That's not shit - That's shit

184. - No it's not shit fella - What is it?

185. That's mud out of here - Sure it is

186. I'm sure there's a T-Rex here

187. - Oh fuck that's great (laughs)

188. - What do you do if you see something snapping

189. at your feet what are you gonna do

190. are you gonna just machete it?

191. - Worst case scenario if we can't pin him we'll have you

192. I'm fighting for my life

193. he's having it as best as you can do

194. - I'm 47 this could be my last crazy hurrah

195. and what better way to doing it

196. than the ultimate challenge of surviving?

197. I mean it's the ultimate challenge

198. can I provide for me?

199. Yes I am very excited

200. it's boy scout shit init we're all over it

201. we get knives and spears and stuff

202. maybe even a bow and arrow to make

203. I mean how good does it get?

204. Excited is an understatement

205. yeah sometimes I have to keep

206. put a lid on it to not let it get like boom shit

207. that kind of excitement yeah (laughs)

208. So I see - Just keep quiet

209. keep quiet guy cause there might

210. if there is a croc then we'll see it.

211. - Where do caimans live?

212. - I don't know, I presumed

213. they lived in the water.

214. - I thought they lived up trees.

215. Do caimans live in holes?

216. - I reckon caimans live in holes

217. - Do ya?

218. - Well I'm making that up but It sounds good though

219. If he gets on to my bollocks I'm coming out.

220. - Crocodiles are ambush predators.

221. They hunt their prey in shallow waters

222. and are masters of the stealth attack.

223. - With razor sharp teeth and a bite

224. that's three times more powerful than the lion.

225. - Sam shhh

226. - That is a caiman

227. - Look he's up he's up fuck he's a biggie

228. now there is our baby.

229. That is dinner yeah, that is our dinner.

230. Okay okay yeah.

231. - Would it be worth swimming in?

232. - Not for me, I'm not swimming that not a chance.

233. That is insanity, yeah

234. a fucking bastard him

235. look look he's moving he's moving

236. he's got a bit of a ripple behind him.

237. Look at the size of that fucking head

238. he's an inquisitive his alleger boy isn't he

239. come to daddy.

240. We now need to find where he comes in and goes out.

241. - Okay wherever we are now is where they come out

242. - Yep, dead right.

243. - That is where crocs come out of the water.

244. - Yep that is perfect init

245. - I'm gonna make a snare there

246. right towards the water.

247. - You ever caught anything in a snare before?

248. - Have I ever made a snare before?

249. No.

250. - Oh he's there, he's back he's back he's back.

251. Yeah straight through here, you see him?

252. The fucker's got closer over the night.

253. That shifty little bastard's got closer hasn't he?

254. He's not scared of us.

255. - You'll have to keep an eye on him

256. while I'm setting the trap.

257. - That's why I keep looking past you

258. he keeps ducking underneath, the bugger him.

259. - The men have had

260. just two days survival training

261. where they learned how to set basic traps

262. but the reality of catching a crocodile

263. that can measure up to 13 feet

264. is a different matter entirely.

265. - This is proper boy scout shit this init?

266. - Who's gonna test it?

267. - I'll test it

268. - Yeah?

269. - Dinner is served

270. - That's not bad is it?

271. - That's all right fellas

272. that's the one, let's go back to base yeah?

273. - Back to base.

274. - Late afternoon

275. 58 year old Phil is returning from the water run

276. with help from Dr Piers.

277. - Watch your step - Yeah

278. - It's a good thing we aint carrying a jerrycan

279. up and down these rocks.

280. - And home.

281. - While Kyle continues to rest on the beach

282. - There's a feeling amongst camp

283. that he's not contributing as much as he should be

284. you feel like you've just been trying

285. to deal with the fire and do the water

286. and Kyle's been doing the feet manicuring bit.

287. - It's a little bit like anything in life

288. you can have a rest but do the work first.

289. - It's been almost two weeks

290. since Kyle ensured the group's survival

291. by starting a fire with his glasses.

292. - Now when Kyle first got in here he cracked the fire

293. it was absolutely brilliant.

294. Since then, man's not got a day's graft in him

295. not a freaking day's graft in him.

296. - I get the distinct impression Vic

297. that you're getting a bit miffed.

298. - I'm just getting miffed with anybody

299. that springs into my mind

300. who's not sweating as hard as me.

301. Pull your thumb out your ass you lazy bastard.

302. - Kyle - Yeah?

303. I feel like I'm kind of nearing my physical limit

304. and I think it's quite a common event

305. that I'll come down and you're doing your feet

306. or you're sitting by the fire.

307. I'm gonna be completely honest with you

308. I feel that perhaps you haven't

309. been pulling your weight in the last week or so, okay?

310. - Today for me has been a bit of a challenging one actually

311. I can't lie, I haven't been able to do as much

312. as I thought I would be able to

313. and when you're in this situation if you can't contribute

314. you feel like you're really letting the team down.

315. - Despite the men's best efforts

316. it's yet another day with empty stomachs.

317. - Bloody hell, boys there's no meat on you

318. need a bit of cake.

319. - Hey look you can see Piers' heart beating

320. through his rib look.

321. - Fucking hell.

322. - Being hungry it really does affect

323. your mental and your physical state.

324. Every step is hard when you're hungry.

325. There would be a stage where soon

326. our bodies will give up on us

327. and we're not far from that.

328. - How're you feeling Will?

329. - Exhausted

330. - After over two weeks

331. at near starvation the men's situation is becoming critical.

332. - Where we going Tigerlily?

333. - Desperate to catch a high calorie prize

334. Vic and Dan have set multiple crocodile traps

335. around the island's freshwater lagoon.

336. - Bingo

337. - But so far they haven't caught a thing.

338. - By the look of it it's at sod all

339. - Fuck, shit.

340. - Nothing I'm afraid

341. - On such an extreme low calorie diet

342. you're susceptible to infection

343. and your mental capacity is low

344. and if nothing changes, really you're on borrowed time.

345. Over two weeks with barely any food going in

346. the men's morning routines are anything but regular.

347. - I feel like it's got to that moment

348. where I'm probably gonna need to go for a shit soon.

349. When it comes to options you've got land or sea

350. I think I'm gonna opt to the sea.

351. - Where are you gonna go?

352. - I need to figure out is it washing that direction or?

353. - He's going for it

354. - Kyle's taking a dump in the sea good man

355. - The most beautiful spot in the world to take a dump in

356. - Have you joined the poo crew?

357. - So I'm one for back at home

358. maybe a four to five shit a day man

359. - A day? - A day?

360. - I'm pretty good I'm very regular

361. and I haven't shat until half six this morning

362. and now I feel enlightened

363. I am now part of the poo crew.

364. - But 28 year old Piers the group's doctor

365. isn't having as much success.

366. - How's your- - How are the bowels?

367. - Bowels - Yeah

368. - Any movement yet

369. - being stubborn

370. - Wow, no poo for 15 days

371. - It'll come

372. - Are you ready?

373. And one two three.

374. - No food to eat

375. the men still have to expend their energy on vital tasks

376. like keeping their fire going

377. to boil and purify the water that they collect.

378. - Hello hello

379. if you wanna get a nice picture

380. of Kyle grooming himself you're quite welcome to do that

381. while we're all getting boys.

382. - Where is that

383. - Just round the corner doing his toes

384. after he's just had a swim.

385. - Today we were supposed to all contribute getting wood

386. and then doing little tasks and he has done nothing.

387. - I think my tolerance has reached a bit of a limit.

388. If you do let it boil inside you

389. it becomes a bit of a problem and it comes

390. to a head like it is now.

391. - I can't hold stuff in, I can't

392. but when everybody, and it isn't just me

393. when lots of people bits and chaff

394. and nobody seems to want to confront it

395. I think come on boys, we're teammates.

396. Fuck it, where is he?

397. - Over there, sat on his ass

398. - He's taking the piss come on man

399. fucking hell

400. Kyle, Kyle.

401. - How you doing?

402. - I'm busting my knackers fella doing wood

403. and you're doing your feet

404. - I'm not doing my feet, I've come out the water

405. - Whatever - Yeah

406. - It's not just me it just seems

407. I'm the only one with the balls to come up and speak to you

408. - That's fine - Every fucker's bitching

409. and moaning that you're never doing wood with us

410. we're all sweating our bollocks off up there fella

411. and it looks like - Yeah yeah fair enough

412. Looks like you're doing fuck all when it comes to wood.

413. - Admittedly I'm not getting wood now

414. because I've just come out the water

415. because I went for a shit

416. - We're fucking pulling tree upon tree upon tree

417. and it does look like you're always doing your feet

418. I won't lie to you, it does.

419. - It was almost like a bit of a cheap shot from Vic

420. he's clearly got stuff which has

421. been bubbling under the surface

422. I felt like I haven't fitted in with the group

423. and I've done stuff to try and change that

424. but sometimes it's just the group dynamics

425. aren't for everyone.

426. - People are starting to fray around the edges

427. some of them are fraying

428. some of them are coming away at the seams.

429. We seriously seriously need to find

430. a sustainable source of food.

431. - As the men continue to physically decline

432. the group is becoming fractured

433. and if members of the group are perceived

434. not to be pulling their weight

435. they can easily become alienated

436. and then if those rifts aren't healed

437. it becomes a downward spiral of conflict

438. that ultimately could destroy the men's community.

439. - Come on

440. - There's a net here - A net?

441. - Yeah

442. - Oh yeah

443. - Mate this could be big, this could

444. make a big difference to us

445. - A game changer - Could be

446. - Fellas look what I found

447. we've got ourselves a gill net.

448. - Fucking brilliant

449. - It's pretty fucking big

450. - Get ourselves some tea!

451. - If we get this net in the water

452. then we have our best hope yet of catching fish.

453. - For thousands of years fishermen

454. have been perfecting the art of setting their fishing nets.

455. You get it right, you unlock the oceans larder.

456. They get it wrong and all they'll be doing

457. is wasting their precious time and precious energy.

458. Two resources that they can't afford to waste.

459. - Net's out, exciting times

460. - Looking up, yeah

461. - Look at that plastic

462. - I think it will catch fish

463. and I think it might even catch fish by tonight.

464. - Exhausted after a morning's hard work

465. the men allow themselves some down time.

466. - So boys here's one

467. you can request Bear to bring you one item

468. for the journey back.

469. - Thermos full of English Breakfast tea.

470. - I am gonna get a bottle of Octomore whiskey

471. - A whole bottle of whiskey?

472. - A whole bottle of Octomore whiskey for my journey back.

473. - If I could, chicken pie my wife makes.

474. She always puts your name in it as well

475. and a big love heart and

476. all that sort of thing yes - Pastry good?

477. Dead dry, fucking hell

478. - You see if it doesn't work out with you and your misses

479. can you give her my number? - I think

480. I honestly think there's something wrong with her upstairs

481. cause she really is a nice woman.

482. - How did you find such a nice woman?

483. - I have no idea

484. - What have you done?

485. You must have the size

486. of a dick - Not a clue

487. of a donkey.

488. - Not a clue but god bless her.

489. - How did you meet your wife if you don't mind me asking?

490. - I went around an knocked on her door

491. I fucking did yeah, dead right I did yeah.

492. - What did you say?

493. - Hello I saw you at work today

494. you turned up to meet your mate, yeah yeah I did

495. I wondered if I could take you out?

496. Let me think about it

497. I though oh damnit, she went yeah okay then

498. and that were it.

499. - I sort of imagine that you live on the set of

500. Billy Elliot meets Postman Pat

501. - Absolutely brilliant it was

502. so yeah well done me.

503. - I spotted Piers trotting along the beach

504. looking really happy with himself

505. so I think Piers might be up to try and have poo number one

506. - How many days has he been without a poo?

507. - Would be 17

508. - Dr Piers is now the only

509. member of the group who's not yet joined the poo crew.

510. - Any luck mate?

511. - Nah no luck today mate, it'll come

512. - Here he comes

513. - Dr Piers have we succeeded, is it?

514. - No

515. - Mission failure

516. - Oh no NASA we have a problem

517. - Close?

518. - Be patient lads, be patient.

519. - Go into your medical kit, get a rubber glove

520. because I'm going in.

521. - Have fun boys

522. - We'll do our best

523. - Mid afternoon

524. after a couple of hours rest the men get back to work.

525. - Come on my son, bite

526. - Two weeks ago

527. they were dropped on the island with eight fishing hooks

528. but now they're down to just two.

529. - Shit can you unsnag my line I've caught it on the rock

530. shit now we've lost another rod there guys

531. - Shit we've lost a hook

532. - Further down the beach

533. oil engineer Dan and Dr Piers swim out to check the net

534. - What do we think William

535. think there's gonna be anything on there?

536. - Hard to say innit, there's lots of rocks

537. - Anything Barney?

538. - No sadly not, we're hoping for the nets

539. - I've gotta see this moment

540. - Doesn't look like a trawl

541. - No I'd go as far as to say it looks like

542. the square root of eff all.

543. - What's wrong?

544. - They've got tangled and are in all sorts of mess

545. on the bottom

546. - It looks like we'll be going hungry for dinner

547. - They're a complete mess.

548. - The nets are empty, is that right?

549. - Shit.

550. - What's happening fella?

551. - This is what we've caught

552. caught a load of coral.

553. - Fuck.

554. - The razor sharp coral

555. has destroyed the men's net.

556. - No fish at all.

557. - No.

558. - Shit we really are up shit creek aren't we?

559. With no nets, one fishing hook

560. the situation just went from bad to much much worse.

561. What do you think Phil?

562. - Well it's disastrous

563. there's no food for anyone and no means to get food

564. - Shit we've got one hook left, we're fucked

565. - So we've got one hook to fish for a month?

566. - It's pretty depressing yeah

567. - More than a month

568. - No joy with nets?

569. Fuck are we gonna be depleted or what?

570. - Disaster, we're down to our last fishing hook

571. so the onset of starvation looks upon us.

572. - With morale at rock bottom

573. Barney, Phil and Sam Farmer head out

574. to the lagoon for the daily check of Vic's crocodile traps.

575. - Chances of catching a caiman, 4 percent?

576. A caiman's definitely been here.

577. - How do you know that?

578. - Because the trap is destroyed

579. - Gosh look at that

580. - It's almost certainly been triggered by a caiman.

581. The bait's gone, the trigger's occurred

582. and it looks like there's been a bit of a struggle

583. and the rope is firmly in the water.

584. - Well that is incredibly encouraging in one sense.

585. - Very, is there any chance that the caiman

586. could still be on the end?

587. - There is a chance Okay

588. - Fuck he is - Is he?

589. - Shit I think he's under here isn't he?

590. Is that his back?

591. - No way - Is this his back here?

592. Come here.

593. We need to be a bit careful about this

594. I can see scales on the back of that rope.

595. I can see there are crocodile or caiman like scales

596. just underneath the water.

597. I'm convinced, go and have a look

598. I'm convinced he's there.

599. Just be careful, be very careful.

600. - There's no doubt about it the caiman is there

601. - Yeah.

602. - There is a caiman in the water

603. right next to us now.

604. - We need to be careful cause as soon as

605. we drag him out there he's gonna be angry.

606. - I cannot quite believe it

607. - No I can't either, I cannot believe it

608. - My heart - Mine too

609. - Is your heart beating? - Mine too

610. - Cause he is obviously alive, right?

611. - So the crocodile is the largest it's the meatiest animal

612. they're gonna find on the island.

613. But when they're cornered or they're scared

614. that's when they're most likely to attack

615. and if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time

616. you're in trouble.

617. - The minute we disturb this, all hell will break loose

618. - The three of us could take him on

619. I think it's sensible to go and get many more hands.

620. Why don't you two stay here, I'll run back to camp

621. - Yeah

622. - Deliver the news and we're gonna pull

623. him out of that trap.

624. - He's gonna fight like buggery

625. - Absolutely

626. - Go on Barney - Excellent yes!

627. - Crocodiles can remain

628. submerged for hours before surfacing.

629. And as the lagoon is their ideal habitat

630. it's certain to be populated by more than just one.

631. - This is it, definitely an alligator moving this way.

632. It's a little bit weird looking at

633. one that could get you right here

634. and another one that's heading towards you

635. it's almost like we're the bait.

636. - Barney's looking excited

637. - What's up Barney?

638. - Okay come in come in, gather in gather in

639. okay so we're-

640. - He's running!

641. - I'd say we're 95% sure we've got a caiman

642. in our second trap

643. - Fuck off

644. - Let's rock and roll boys, let's rock and roll.

645. - I think we nail it, let's go

646. - Let's go!

647. - Ooh this is exciting, this is exciting

648. - Bingo big fella

649. - It's either that or a scaly log

650. - A scaly log we will eat

651. - Despite being too exhausted

652. to help with the group's daily tasks

653. the prospect of a crocodile feast

654. has inspired Kyle to join the hunting pack.

655. - Let's do it lads

656. - I feel like Gandalf with my giant shaft

657. - How you feeling Barney?

658. - It's very difficult cause I'm so excited

659. and this is all that we want

660. but when it comes to actually pulling the animal out

661. and having to kill it

662. I don't know how I'll feel at all.

663. But at the moment absolutely buzzing.

664. - Yeah definitely feels like a tribe on a hunt.

665. - Yeah it does doesn't it?

666. - Everyone's come out prepared.

667. - Oh this is the most excitement I've felt

668. since I've bloody been here.

669. - How you feeling Vic?

670. - I'm feeling excited but we've got a job to do

671. we despatch it in a humane manner as we can

672. but woo, that's how I'm feeling.

673. - When you're hunting crocs

674. you've gotta make sure that you don't become the prey

675. because these prehistoric beasts are fast.

676. Once they get a hold of you

677. they grab you, drag you into the water

678. then they strike bam, lightning speed and incredible power.

679. - What's weird is I can see it

680. and it's got its eye open.

681. - Looking at you

682. - This thing is gonna go absolutely mental

683. - Beserk yeah

684. - Absolutely mental when it comes out.

685. - Such a blessing

686. it's a dangerous animal but we need the food.

687. We need the food.

688. This way guys, Barney

689. - I've got the cavalry

690. - Bring on the cavalry

691. - Where is it?

692. - It's just, it literally is just where

693. you can see that blue rope by the log

694. the blue rope is wrapped around the caiman.

695. - He's big boys, he's big.

696. Okay he's moving

697. we need to get a loop over that mouth.

698. I think one of these branches has him pinned.

699. He's making bubbles, I think he's gonna do something

700. there we go, there we go

701. - Look at that beauty

702. he needs to breathe doesn't he?

703. - He's hissing at us.

704. Okay he's trying to go back.

705. - Here we go boys

706. right where's that rope with the hook?

707. - Here here look

708. - Okay boys we need two people on that rope

709. we need to pull him ashore.

710. - Is his mouth open?

711. - His mouth is slightly open.

712. - Okay Vic

713. - Nice and calmly boys

714. - Come on Vic

715. - Whoa come on baby - Come on Vic

716. - Right nobody move cause his mouth's open

717. - Yep you get him you get him, you fucking get him

718. - That's it we've got him - Come on big boy

719. - Come on boys, come on

720. - Right I'll distract him

721. hey Mr Croc hey hey

722. look at me, look at me, look at me

723. oh oh oh

724. - Okay okay Vic I'd go now, go now

725. - He's probably gonna roll soon

726. - Over the teeth, over the teeth

727. - The branch won't let me

728. - Mate mate mate you've almost got him

729. watch him watch him, go now go now

730. - You're in you're in you're in!

731. - Here we go puppy dog

732. - Yes, yes!

733. Oh watch him, watch him

734. - Sam I'm very conscious of you stood in the water mate

735. there is another one in there

736. - Yeah get out of there

737. - Yeah get on the bank Sam

738. - Sam Sam that is on - Watch his tail

739. - Sam get out of the water mate

740. - Mate I think we're good

741. - No there is another one in this lake

742. - Come out - What if he

743. came along and nipped your heels?

744. - Let's just fucking get this guy.

745. Have we got enough people tugging on that rope?

746. - Yes - Lovely

747. - There we go

748. right we now have two, that's it.

749. - He can still snap can't he?

750. - Watch his tail on your legs Sam.

751. - I'm on it, I'm on it, don't worry

752. - And again Barney

753. - No look what it's snagged on now

754. - Right it's snagged on this one

755. - Take your time fellas

756. - Right don't cut the rope

757. - Oh shit he's growling

758. - This fucker is fucking powerful

759. - Give him a minute

760. - I think he speaks English

761. - Where's the knife?

762. - I've got a knife with me

763. - Get the knife out ready

764. - And then Kyle what are you doing?

765. You're gonna drive the knife

766. - Take him out

767. - Right were are you gonna put it?

768. - Just behind his eyes in the skull.

769. - Heads on guys, heads on heads on

770. - We go on go

771. one two three, we all go on go.

772. - One, two, three, go!

773. - Go on lads push it in

774. push it in lads that's the one boys

775. - Yes mate yes

776. - That's it.

777. - Gentlemen we have handbags.

778. - Come on!

779. - Nice team work fellas.

780. - Oh he's twitching, he's twitching, he's moving

781. - Kyle fucking killer blow mate

782. that was awesome.

783. - Get in there boys, whoa!

784. - Actually wrapping up a dinosaur.

785. - We just caught a prehistoric animal

786. - Amazing, feel so caveman

787. - Brilliant

788. - doesn't it feel so caveman? - Yeah!

789. - If Piers doesn't shit after eating a load of this

790. he's got a serious problem.

791. - Hasn't he just?

792. - How many people in the world

793. can say they've wrestled a crocodile and killed it?

794. We are in an elite group of blokes.

795. - After 17 days

796. without anything substantial to eat

797. the men have finally hit the jackpot

798. and despatched one of nature's

799. most fearsome predators.

800. - Seeing this, it does make you have respect for crocodiles.

801. This is a big one, a really big one

802. so I just wanted to get it done

803. in a clean way without making a mess of it.

804. To pull it off and grab a croc like this is amazing.

805. - Shall we rock and roll then boys?

806. One two three

807. - Up!

808. - Kyle yeah, what would you be doing

809. in your normal life right now?

810. - Back home it'd be a bit more mundane than this.

811. I definitely wouldn't have a croc on my shoulders.

812. - Seriously look how much meat

813. there is on that bad boy.

814. - Fucking awesome

815. - Not only have the men proved

816. that they're top of the island's food chain

817. but after surviving on roughly

818. 400 or 500 calories a day

819. suddenly they've landed themselves

820. a feast of just epic proportions.

821. - Just think of that fucking delicious dinner

822. we're gonna have later boys.

823. - News of the big catch

824. soon spreads around the island.

825. - Come on fellas!

826. - Oh my god, holy shit, oh my god

827. - No fucking way

828. - You are absolutely shitting me

829. that is absolutely enormous

830. - That's amazing isn't it?

831. - That is amazing

832. - Fucking hell

833. - And roll - Roll

834. - Get in there mate

835. - A croc of this size

836. could provide the men with tens of thousands of calories.

837. - What do you think of that big boy?

838. - That is beautiful

839. - Some respect to him

840. out of the water, trapped, despatched

841. within 15, 20 minutes - Yeah

842. - That's brilliant, I'm pleased about that.

843. We were very respectful of her.

844. - Oh my god I think I can see a plate of meat coming along.

845. - Oh hello

846. - Look at this boys, as if you didn't need

847. any more motivation.

848. - Today we managed to catch a bloody crocodile.

849. And my god was it something.

850. I'm normally at a desk or on a phone talking to clients.

851. I don't kill crocodiles.

852. - Cor look at that

853. - Get in

854. - Unbelievable

855. - Wow, look at that

856. - Let the feast begin boys, yes!

857. - Boys get stuck in, it's like chicken

858. - That is wonderful.

859. - Just had my first taste of crocodile.

860. To me it just tasted absolutely divine

861. - It's nice to have a mouthful of meat innit?

862. Not just a nibble.

863. We all get more than we can possibly eat.

864. - Here's the heart, this is Kyle's.

865. The killer.

866. - Kyle I salute you sir.

867. - Based on the fact that I killed the croc

868. I was given the privilege of eating its heart.

869. It felt like a good feeling

870. almost like the prize for doing a good job.

871. - Go on Kyle.

872. - Do you feel like you're inheriting its strength?

873. - I am yeah.

874. - Oh fuck that were nice

875. god that were nice.

876. That second piece I took was beautiful.

877. Oh god I feel like it's after Sunday dinner at home.

878. Absolutely lovely.

879. What a lovely, lovely feeling that is.

880. - I feel sorry for piers because he needs to open his bowels

881. otherwise it's gonna be painful.

882. - Oh he's gonna open them after this.

883. - I was absolutely dead on my feet earlier

884. completely and utterly gone

885. and suddenly the morale boost the team needed

886. needed that so badly to keep the spirits up.

887. - I think this counts as just for today if nothing else

888. more than surviving.

889. - 6am

890. Dr Piers is feeling the benefit of last night's feast.

891. - I hear you've got some big news for me.

892. - Yeah I am the last member of the poo club.

893. - Last man squatting.

894. - Well done Piers

895. will everyone give Piers a round of applause?

896. - Yes Piers, Yes Piers.

897. How did it feel?

898. - It felt great actually, really good.

899. I thought it was gonna be really hard.

900. I thought it was gonna be like rabbit droppings

901. stuck together.

902. - What was it like?

903. - Like a wet sausage.

904. - A wet sausage?

905. - Dreamy, absolutely dreamy.

906. Yeah it's that croc, pushed it all down.

907. - Lads, croc's ready.

908. - With plenty

909. of crocodile meat still left over

910. cameraman Ross serves up breakfast.

911. - Char grilled to smoky perfection.

912. - Oh that's good isn't it?

913. - I think it's better.

914. I think it's better than yesterday.

915. - With their bellies full

916. the men set about their daily chores.

917. - Look at that we have done wood

918. in the same time it took Kyle to get dressed.

919. Tell me that isn't the greatest thing.

920. Team effort boys.

921. - I feel like I can just lie on this beach right now

922. and think about nothing and do nothing

923. and not feel guilty for the first time

924. pretty much since we got here.

925. - Is this for your personal collection?

926. - This is only for me

927. - I thought so yeah

928. - A bit slower, a bit slower.

929. That's it, that's it.

930. - (laughs) what?

931. - Lovely, enjoy the idyllic tropical sunshine.

932. I think life isn't too bad after all.

933. - For the second night in a row

934. the men anticipate a hearty feast of crocodile meat.

935. - Does anyone fancy the last of the croc?

936. - I would love a bit.

937. - As well as

938. giving the group vital calories

939. the sudden intake of rich food

940. appears to have solved another of the men's problems.

941. - Dan how are your ablutions this afternoon?

942. - Danny had a trump and a follow through didn't he?

943. - He shit himself this afternoon

944. while he was making his bed.

945. - It was dribbling down my leg

946. - Just a little bit, a little bit of poo came out.

947. - I had to squeeze my socks out it was that bad

948. - Oh god

949. - Well you fucking asked, didn't you?

950. - Cooking our broth this evening, it's gonna be superb.

951. - Come on boys dig in please, pass it round.

952. - How is it Vic?

953. - Oh it's strong.

954. I think strong is a good word.

955. - There is some distinct smell of poo about this.

956. - It smells a bit like dog shit doesn't it?

957. - It does smell a bit suspicious doesn't it?

958. - Yeah

959. - Shit, oh crikey.

960. - Phil, what's the verdict?

961. - I've had two mouthfuls

962. and that's two mouthfuls too many.

963. - I can feel the squirts coming on.

964. - The 30 degree tropical heat

965. has spoiled the remains of the crocodile

966. leaving the men once again with nothing to eat.

967. - The final meal from our croc

968. It was basically rotten meat.

969. It was pretty (gagging)

970. I could (gagging)

971. I don't wanna think about it too much.

972. It was pretty much the worst thing

973. that I've ever had in my life.

974. - Oh dear.

975. Well tonight marked the end of our crocodile feast.

976. From now on we've got no more meat to eat.

977. Now that crocodile's dried up

978. we need another source of food, now.

979. - Oh my god what's that?

980. Is that Irn-Bru?

981. Oh my god.

982. - Next time on the women's island

983. - Oh my god, oh my god

984. - Thoughts turn to food.

985. - I think a bogie just came out of my nose.

986. - Eat it, waste nothing.

987. - Oh my god there's two piglets.

988. - The first thing I thought of was crackling.