1. - Two uninhabited Pacific islands.Copy !req
2. More than 5,000 miles from the UK.Copy !req
3. One will be inhabited by 14 British men.Copy !req
4. While a separate island will
be home to 14 British women.Copy !req
5. When pushed to the limits
of human endurance,Copy !req
6. will it be brute powerCopy !req
7. or mental strength that wins the day?Copy !req
8. Who will have what it takes to stay alive?Copy !req
9. Tonight, we follow the men.Copy !req
10. Britain today, we've never been furtherCopy !req
11. from our hunter gatherer origins.Copy !req
12. - Doors are opening.Copy !req
13. - But I want to know, when
stripped of everything,Copy !req
14. has modern man still got
that instinct to survive?Copy !req
15. To find out, I'm marooningCopy !req
16. 14 ordinary men on a desert island.Copy !req
17. - This is crazy, this is absolutely crazy.Copy !req
18. - This could be the worst
decision we've ever made.Copy !req
19. - This time, it'll be harder than ever.Copy !req
20. They'll have to endure six weeksCopy !req
21. in the height of the harsh
tropical storm season.Copy !req
22. - Bring it on, mother nature, I say.Copy !req
23. Is this the worst you can do?Copy !req
24. - They will be utterly alone.Copy !req
25. Filming everything themselves.Copy !req
26. - We have two choices.Copy !req
27. One, we go down the 40 foot ravine.Copy !req
28. Holy shit.Copy !req
29. Or we keep going through
this asshole of a jungle.Copy !req
30. - They'll have
to find their own waterCopy !req
31. and hunt for their own food.Copy !req
32. - We just caught a prehistoric animal.Copy !req
33. You lazy bunch of bone idol bastards!Copy !req
34. - Have these modern day men
got what it takes to survive?Copy !req
35. - (panting) That's the
hardest thing we've done.Copy !req
36. - I personally don't think
men are as strong nowCopy !req
37. as they were I wouldn't
even say 50 years ago,Copy !req
38. even five years ago.Copy !req
39. Because we have it too easy.Copy !req
40. The interesting question
to ask actually is,Copy !req
41. if we lost everything,
what would that mean to us?Copy !req
42. - It would be nice to think
I've come off The IslandCopy !req
43. feeling a little bit more macho,Copy !req
44. a little bit more alpha male.Copy !req
45. A little more population with the ladies.Copy !req
46. - I'm about the abandon these menCopy !req
47. on a remote Pacific island
to see if they can survive.Copy !req
48. They will be utterly alone.Copy !req
49. - My oldest is 19, is at university.Copy !req
50. He only needs me for money and a lift.Copy !req
51. And the only response, too
cool to run around with dad.Copy !req
52. Mind you, for them guys to go,Copy !req
53. that's my dad there, that's fantastic.Copy !req
54. My dad did that.Copy !req
55. - I don't think I've done anythingCopy !req
56. that's put myself at risk
really, but I'm scared.Copy !req
57. You're sticking a graphic
designer on an islandCopy !req
58. with no skills whatsoever,
anything could happen.Copy !req
59. - These 14 ordinary
men do not know each otherCopy !req
60. and they have no experience
in living in the wild.Copy !req
61. - At the moment, I don't
enjoy day to day life.Copy !req
62. I've got a stressful job.Copy !req
63. I've got a newborn baby at home.Copy !req
64. I want to go out on The IslandCopy !req
65. to get away from the day to day bullshit.Copy !req
66. - I think everyone in life doesCopy !req
67. take certain things for granted.Copy !req
68. Electricity, when you turn on the light.Copy !req
69. Having a warm shower, having breakfast.Copy !req
70. When it's not there, and
you wake up in the morning,Copy !req
71. and go, where's the next meal coming from?Copy !req
72. It's a mad test, isn't it (laughs)?Copy !req
73. - Okay, guys, we're getting closer.Copy !req
74. You are very remote here.Copy !req
75. The next stop that way is New Zealand.Copy !req
76. What I wanna find out is,Copy !req
77. has all of this cushioning
that civilizationCopy !req
78. has experienced over the last 50 yearsCopy !req
79. made us totally lose touch
with that survival instinctCopy !req
80. that I believe is deep within us all?Copy !req
81. Okay, guys, I need you to
be my eyes for any rocks.Copy !req
82. There are loads of rocks here.Copy !req
83. It takes an extreme situation to find outCopy !req
84. what people are really made of.Copy !req
85. What you're about to embark on,Copy !req
86. it will be the toughest
thing you will ever do.Copy !req
87. You can do this, all right?Copy !req
88. You can do it.Copy !req
89. The men's home for the next six weeksCopy !req
90. is an uninhabited island in
a remote Pacific archipelago.Copy !req
91. The 11 kilometers of coastlineCopy !req
92. is dominated by treacherous
cliffs and rocky headlands.Copy !req
93. Vicious swells and powerful ocean currentsCopy !req
94. means there's no easy way onto the island.Copy !req
95. I'm gonna try and get you guysCopy !req
96. as close as I can, all right?Copy !req
97. But you will end up swimming.Copy !req
98. Any of you guys are weak swimmers,Copy !req
99. it is a good time to say.Copy !req
100. - I've never swam this distance before,Copy !req
101. not even in a swimming pool.Copy !req
102. But I will get there, I will get there.Copy !req
103. Age won't stop me doing this.Copy !req
104. It's not often in one's life someoneCopy !req
105. actually challenges your morals,Copy !req
106. challenges you physically, and this does.Copy !req
107. That is why I want to do it.Copy !req
108. - Who can't swim confidentially?Copy !req
109. - Confident with un-confident, yeah?Copy !req
110. Let's go.Copy !req
111. - The men must
make the 75 meter swimCopy !req
112. to the island fully clothed.Copy !req
113. Help each other, help
those who are weaker.Copy !req
114. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
115. Strong undercurrents mean the menCopy !req
116. need to get to shore
as quickly as possible.Copy !req
117. Get in!Copy !req
118. Let's go, get out of
the water, go, go, go!Copy !req
119. - Whoa, that was the
damnedest thing I ever did.Copy !req
120. - (laughs) Thanks, man.Copy !req
121. Glad you hit it.Copy !req
122. Oh, I couldn't have gone much for now.Copy !req
123. - That's only a taste of
what we've got to come,Copy !req
124. then bring it on, mother nature.Copy !req
125. What are you doing?Copy !req
126. - The advice is to save your own piss.Copy !req
127. Which is a bit unnerving.Copy !req
128. - With only two
days survival training,Copy !req
129. initiative will be key.Copy !req
130. - Essentially, it's water, isn't it?Copy !req
131. - Is that your piss?Copy !req
132. - I'm saving it for now, yeah?Copy !req
133. That's what I've been told anyway.Copy !req
134. - Save your piss.Copy !req
135. - Drink our own piss (laughs).Copy !req
136. I hope not.Copy !req
137. - So, they look a bit likeCopy !req
138. partially drowned rats at the moment.Copy !req
139. Kind of let the chaos begin.Copy !req
140. But what I do know is when
I return is six weeks time,Copy !req
141. the 14 men, if there
are still 14 men there,Copy !req
142. which to be honest, I doubt.Copy !req
143. The men that do remain will be changed.Copy !req
144. It's time for me and the crew to leave.Copy !req
145. We won't be back till the
end of the experiment.Copy !req
146. For the next six weeks,Copy !req
147. the men will have to live
entirely on their own wits.Copy !req
148. To make sure these men at leastCopy !req
149. have a fighting chance at survival,Copy !req
150. I've ensured the island's
got enough water,Copy !req
151. indigenous animals and vegetation
on it to keep them alive.Copy !req
152. It's teeming with wildlife.Copy !req
153. But what they've gotta have is ingenuityCopy !req
154. to find it, catch it, and kill it.Copy !req
155. - What's your name, man?Copy !req
156. I'm Ross.Copy !req
157. - Paul, Paul, hello, Ross.Copy !req
158. - From here on in,Copy !req
159. everything you see will be
filmed by the men themselves.Copy !req
160. - Why don't we get everybody together?Copy !req
161. We'll work out some that we're gonna do.Copy !req
162. We're all gonna be heading
that way, I'm assuming anyway,Copy !req
163. because it looks a little
bit safer than this.Copy !req
164. It's gonna be dark soon.Copy !req
165. - Come on, lads.Copy !req
166. Let's make use of some of this
energy while we've got it.Copy !req
167. - All of the men will film.Copy !req
168. But four of the group are trainedCopy !req
169. and experienced camera operators.Copy !req
170. - I'm Ross.
- Sam.Copy !req
171. How you doing, buddy?Copy !req
172. - Who will be living under exactlyCopy !req
173. the same conditions as everyone else.Copy !req
174. - I'm like a fucking mule ox, aren't I?Copy !req
175. Eh, the brains of a donkey.Copy !req
176. - Obviously because are havingCopy !req
177. to film everything ourselves,Copy !req
178. we've gotta cart all of
like the camera gear,Copy !req
179. batteries and everything with us.Copy !req
180. - Let's get on with it.Copy !req
181. Fuck's sake, this is survival.Copy !req
182. Not Good Morning, Britain.Copy !req
183. - As well as a camera equipment,Copy !req
184. they'll have a medical kit,Copy !req
185. two jerrycans containing
a day's supply of water,Copy !req
186. basic fishing equipment
and a handful of tools.Copy !req
187. - Guys, how many knives do we have?Copy !req
188. Let's count them in.Copy !req
189. - Three knives, three machetes.Copy !req
190. - Fine, three knives, that's easy.Copy !req
191. - Let's all gather
around in one group, guys.Copy !req
192. - I'm Barney, and I'm a
paramedic from Lester.Copy !req
193. - I'm Anthony Bennet,
builder from Milton Keynes.Copy !req
194. - We've got a fucking builder, everybody!Copy !req
195. - Let's hope he's not a cowboy.Copy !req
196. - My name's Piers, I am a doctor.Copy !req
197. - I'm Kyle, and I'm a website consultant.Copy !req
198. Wahoo (laughs).Copy !req
199. - My name's Paul, I invited the dice.Copy !req
200. I'm a construction contract manager.Copy !req
201. - It's four PM.Copy !req
202. With only two hours of daylight remaining,Copy !req
203. the men's priority has to be findingCopy !req
204. a safe place to shelter for the night.Copy !req
205. If they can't, they'll have toCopy !req
206. sleep rough on the jungle floor.Copy !req
207. Alongside potentially deadly scorpions,Copy !req
208. snakes and Cayman crocodiles.Copy !req
209. - We're assuming
that the north sideCopy !req
210. of the island will be
nice, beachy flat seas.Copy !req
211. - Paul thinks the
group's best option is a beach.Copy !req
212. - Let's go.Copy !req
213. - And is convinced they have timeCopy !req
214. to cross the island to
find one before dark.Copy !req
215. - Who else was
imagining sunny beachesCopy !req
216. when they thought about coming out here?Copy !req
217. - These trees here are very sharp.Copy !req
218. - (yells) There you go.Copy !req
219. I believe it will now be referred toCopy !req
220. as the porcupine tree, vicious.Copy !req
221. - The interior of the island is threeCopy !req
222. square kilometers of mangrove
swamp and unbroken jungle.Copy !req
223. And I know from experience
that moving throughCopy !req
224. dense island undergrowth
is slow, exhausting work.Copy !req
225. It will do all it can to
stop you in your tracks.Copy !req
226. And often, the harder you push,
the harder it pushes back.Copy !req
227. - Whoa, stop!Copy !req
228. - There's a snake down here.Copy !req
229. It's a boa, isn't it?Copy !req
230. Take its head off if
it's a decent size, mate.Copy !req
231. Get it stuck in.Copy !req
232. - Is anyone gonna help me?Copy !req
233. I'm trying to carry a bag and
a machete and kill a snake.Copy !req
234. - He's looking pretty aggressive.Copy !req
235. He's coiling, isn't he?Copy !req
236. - I need the long
stick just to put on its head.Copy !req
237. No, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't do that.Copy !req
238. For fuck's sake.Copy !req
239. - Listen, should we just
throw this case on it?Copy !req
240. - No, part of me thinks,
should we just leave it?Copy !req
241. - It didn't even flinch, did it?Copy !req
242. - Yeah, let's keep going.Copy !req
243. If we don't get out of this shrub,Copy !req
244. we're gonna be sleeping here tonight.Copy !req
245. It ain't safe, and it's not cool.Copy !req
246. - With just an hour
to go until nightfall,Copy !req
247. the men have covered barely 400 meters.Copy !req
248. - Paul!Copy !req
249. - Yes?Copy !req
250. - You gonna come and get a drink?Copy !req
251. - The darker it's getting,Copy !req
252. the more it's getting
a little bit worrying.Copy !req
253. - Suck on it when you do it.Copy !req
254. - Somehow I've fallen
into chief navigator mode.Copy !req
255. But I want it.Copy !req
256. My days are very stressful.Copy !req
257. It really doesn't fucking matter.Copy !req
258. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
259. A lot of the time,Copy !req
260. I think that must people
are fucking idiots.Copy !req
261. Just get that like that,
get that like that.Copy !req
262. You can't build the internal walls anyway.Copy !req
263. Being called a bastard is justCopy !req
264. a friendly greeting in
the building industry.Copy !req
265. Get in there and get it done.Copy !req
266. This experience might change
me, hopefully the better.Copy !req
267. It might make me a little
more tolerate of other people.Copy !req
268. Come on, fuckers.Copy !req
269. This is gonna take us fucking hours.Copy !req
270. - Yeah, it's about
to get darker and darker.Copy !req
271. - Yeah, I know.Copy !req
272. So, that's why we've just
gotta get through it.Copy !req
273. - We need to start to think,Copy !req
274. do you wanna be hacking throughCopy !req
275. this stuff when it's pitch black,Copy !req
276. or the next time we see a clearing,Copy !req
277. are we gonna think about
settling down for the night?Copy !req
278. - I personally wanna
just plow on and make it.Copy !req
279. I mean, it's gonna get darker in hereCopy !req
280. quicker than it is on the beach.Copy !req
281. I say we plow on.Copy !req
282. - This is crazy, this is absolutely crazy.Copy !req
283. I haven't got a say right now.Copy !req
284. - Floor three, doors are opening.Copy !req
285. - I've never had the
money to go traveling.Copy !req
286. I've never done anythingCopy !req
287. that's been a bit sort of edgy,Copy !req
288. that's been a bitCopy !req
289. dangerous, I guess.Copy !req
290. I don't think I'm as
confident as I say I am.Copy !req
291. And I think a lot of
what I do can be a front.Copy !req
292. The sort of persona of alpha male to meCopy !req
293. is everything my stepdad was.Copy !req
294. I saw enough of it growing
up to realize who not to be.Copy !req
295. I guess it's time to
find out who I really am.Copy !req
296. - Keep coming,
we're only 100 meters away!Copy !req
297. - He keeps saying it's likeCopy !req
298. the beach is only 100 meters away.Copy !req
299. Starting to get a little bit pissed offCopy !req
300. because we've been
walking for fucking miles.Copy !req
301. It's time for it to end.Copy !req
302. - At the back, 51 year old builder,Copy !req
303. Andy, is struggling to keep up.Copy !req
304. - It's almost like every man for himself.Copy !req
305. Fuck's sake.Copy !req
306. First cut.Copy !req
307. - We haven't made any
ground, and we're all fucked.Copy !req
308. - Joe, up front need help, yeah?Copy !req
309. It's gonna be really awkward
when he's on his own.Copy !req
310. I know it's a bullock.Copy !req
311. But you came from one of the
easiest things in the world.Copy !req
312. - I'm like fucked.Copy !req
313. - I know it's easy.Copy !req
314. - I'm like fucked now.Copy !req
315. You wanna carry this bag?Copy !req
316. - It's fucked.Copy !req
317. - I'll swap you now, man.Copy !req
318. - At the front, Paul pushes on,Copy !req
319. despite the group's growing decent.Copy !req
320. - Have we got lights
in those cameras there?Copy !req
321. - They have infrared.Copy !req
322. How you doing, mate?Copy !req
323. - Some people ain't playing ball.Copy !req
324. - Wait, what do you mean?Copy !req
325. - Cracking on with fuck all, you know?Copy !req
326. We could do all do that,
fucking hero with a machete.Copy !req
327. Come on, fuck's sake.Copy !req
328. I know we all wanna get on.Copy !req
329. But you gotta think of everybody else now.Copy !req
330. We're a team.Copy !req
331. You can't just be selfish, you know?Copy !req
332. - It's getting light, look.Copy !req
333. (chuckles) This is amazing.Copy !req
334. - I found the sea.Copy !req
335. - You got a beach!Copy !req
336. Come on!Copy !req
337. - Come on!Copy !req
338. - Beach (laughs).Copy !req
339. - Pina coladas.Copy !req
340. - It's the hardest thing we've done.Copy !req
341. - Fuck (pants).Copy !req
342. I never thought I'd see the
beach in my entire life.Copy !req
343. - Well done, mate, well done.Copy !req
344. - Fuck.Copy !req
345. - Nice one, mate.Copy !req
346. - I never doubted myself.Copy !req
347. Never underestimate your own abilities.Copy !req
348. - The sun is just beginning to
set, so you're just in time.Copy !req
349. Everyone is on such a high right now.Copy !req
350. That's a whale.Copy !req
351. - It's a whale.Copy !req
352. - Wow.Copy !req
353. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.Copy !req
354. - I'm sitting here watching the sunsetCopy !req
355. and there's whales swimming past us.Copy !req
356. Pretty cool.Copy !req
357. Don't get that often, do you?Copy !req
358. - About two minutes sleep
I think the entire night.Copy !req
359. - 16 hours ago,Copy !req
360. I dropped 14 ordinary British menCopy !req
361. on a remote desert island.Copy !req
362. - I haven't slept for a minute.Copy !req
363. Not one minute.Copy !req
364. - They have spent their first nightCopy !req
365. on the beach with no shelter.Copy !req
366. - It's mean as shit (laughs).Copy !req
367. - Oh, what have we done (laughs)?Copy !req
368. When you get that realization
you've done somethingCopy !req
369. you didn't quite think
all the way through.Copy !req
370. - At one point, I was like,Copy !req
371. shit, we're gonna get washed away.Copy !req
372. I was like, ah.Copy !req
373. - Did it get that close?Copy !req
374. - Well, you can see the
line, you can see the line.Copy !req
375. The line is, what?Copy !req
376. Three foot away from where we were.Copy !req
377. - Looking at the rubbish on this beach.Copy !req
378. - Has anyone found a left shoe?Copy !req
379. - Yeah, but these.Copy !req
380. I'm not sure if I'm gonna go for these.Copy !req
381. - Oh, you.Copy !req
382. - A bit last season.Copy !req
383. - Hey, that is a look.Copy !req
384. - Found it, pink pair.Copy !req
385. These are bloody comfortable.Copy !req
386. Look at these bad boys.Copy !req
387. - This is the male version.Copy !req
388. - The men came onto The IslandCopy !req
389. with just a day's supply
of drinking water.Copy !req
390. - Mouthfuls.Copy !req
391. - But after yesterday's arduous trackCopy !req
392. and 34 degree heat, it's all but gone.Copy !req
393. Tropical storm season, really,Copy !req
394. there shouldn't be any shortage
of water on the island.Copy !req
395. And obviously, rain itself,Copy !req
396. is drinkable without purification.Copy !req
397. But once it hits the ground,
it becomes contaminated.Copy !req
398. All sorts of bacterias and nastys there.Copy !req
399. From experience, I can tell you,Copy !req
400. animals aren't fussy
about where they crap.Copy !req
401. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
402. - Look at the crap that's in there.Copy !req
403. That's fucking horrible.Copy !req
404. - Without boiling,Copy !req
405. this rancid water would
almost certainly giveCopy !req
406. the men stomach cramps and diarrhea.Copy !req
407. - It's not salty.Copy !req
408. - I'll tell you what,Copy !req
409. I've had hangover shits that
smelled better than that.Copy !req
410. - Guys, why don't we all kind of gather inCopy !req
411. and have some sort of convoCopy !req
412. about what we're gonna do today.Copy !req
413. - I think that might
be a very good idea, Piers.Copy !req
414. - Come on, guys, gather round.Copy !req
415. We want a plan of action.Copy !req
416. - We 100% need to try and make a fire now.Copy !req
417. - If we don't make a fireCopy !req
418. and something to boil new water,Copy !req
419. we are gonna be in bad
shape by tomorrow morning.Copy !req
420. - It's becoming apparentCopy !req
421. very quickly for a lot of people.Copy !req
422. We're gonna have to get somethingCopy !req
423. substantial to eat fairly soon.Copy !req
424. Right, meeting adjourned.Copy !req
425. - Shall we dance, sir?Copy !req
426. Matey, let's go.Copy !req
427. - The men decide to split up.Copy !req
428. Having eaten nothing since they arrived,Copy !req
429. the majority of the group
head off to look for food.Copy !req
430. While engineer, Dan, and builder, Andy,Copy !req
431. take on the fire lighting.Copy !req
432. - It's quite a lot of pressure
to get this fire going.Copy !req
433. You go down and up.Copy !req
434. - Yep.Copy !req
435. - To me, to me, awesome.Copy !req
436. - That's not an ideal start, is it?Copy !req
437. Only one stroke, only once.Copy !req
438. I shot my load.Copy !req
439. - Round about here,Copy !req
440. there's about six, maybe
10 snails and shit, yeah?Copy !req
441. - Along the coast, 47 year old,Copy !req
442. Vic, has decided to put Joe,Copy !req
443. the group's youngest member, to work.Copy !req
444. - I should definitely
have put some fucking shoes on.Copy !req
445. - That might be a wise idea, fella.Copy !req
446. Just anything, little bits,
crabs get in the crack, snails.Copy !req
447. You spot them, fella, and I'll club them.Copy !req
448. Do these snails bite?Copy !req
449. I feel, sooner or later,Copy !req
450. it's gonna come out of there and nip me.Copy !req
451. Don't put your finger where
you won't put your dick.Copy !req
452. 'Cause it might get bit.Copy !req
453. - And this, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
454. is how the nearest we get Michelin star.Copy !req
455. Can we put it on a bed of anything?Copy !req
456. - One.Copy !req
457. - And morning's hard graftCopy !req
458. provides nothing more
than a handful of lipids.Copy !req
459. - Give it a good old chew.Copy !req
460. - Fucking hell.
- Yeah.Copy !req
461. Lipids are horrendous.Copy !req
462. - You don't bite sea life, do you?Copy !req
463. So, they're not known for being nice.Copy !req
464. I don't think they're very nice at all.Copy !req
465. - For now, the men
will have to go hungry.Copy !req
466. - Who said there's
no smoke without fire?Copy !req
467. - Lying bastards.Copy !req
468. The fire just pissed me off a little bit.Copy !req
469. I just don't know what we're doing wrong.Copy !req
470. - Lighting a fire has
become an urgent priority.Copy !req
471. It's 34 degrees in the shade,Copy !req
472. and men have had little to
drink in the past 12 hours.Copy !req
473. - We've literally, we've got no water.Copy !req
474. - None at all.Copy !req
475. - No.Copy !req
476. - I had to piss 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
477. It was like pissing the
lion's golden syrup.Copy !req
478. I had to push it out.Copy !req
479. - That is not clear,
this is definitely not.Copy !req
480. - The men are starting to showCopy !req
481. the tell tale signs of
serious dehydration.Copy !req
482. - I'm thirsty, really bloody thirsty.Copy !req
483. - Fuck off.Copy !req
484. - The vultures are
circling already (laughs).Copy !req
485. Look at the size of that.Copy !req
486. - Jesus.Copy !req
487. - That's prehistoric.Copy !req
488. - How about your glasses?Copy !req
489. Can I try your glasses?Copy !req
490. - Try it.Copy !req
491. - With their need
for fire now critical,Copy !req
492. web consultant, Kyle, has
an idea he wants to try.Copy !req
493. - We've got Andy's glasses,Copy !req
494. just basically using the
sun to focus on one point.Copy !req
495. It's giving us quite a lot of heat.Copy !req
496. Come on.Copy !req
497. Come on.Copy !req
498. - I don't
think that's gonna work.Copy !req
499. The old glasses.Copy !req
500. - Let go, let go.Copy !req
501. Oh, lads!Copy !req
502. Sticks, sticks.Copy !req
503. Get the little sticks.Copy !req
504. Where's the next little sticks?Copy !req
505. - Fucking sticks!Copy !req
506. - Put it up, put it up real high.Copy !req
507. - Go ahead, Andy!Copy !req
508. - Blow harder.Copy !req
509. Come on.Copy !req
510. That's it.Copy !req
511. Come on, it's nearly there, keep going.Copy !req
512. Get going, get going.Copy !req
513. - You got it,
you got it, you got it.Copy !req
514. You got it, you got it, you got it!Copy !req
515. - A bunch of twigs, little twigs.Copy !req
516. - Twigs, find twigs.Copy !req
517. - Bingo, well done, yous two.Copy !req
518. - It was Kyle that started it.Copy !req
519. - Of course it was.Copy !req
520. - He showed me the
way and I followed through.Copy !req
521. - That's it, we
done well, we got there.Copy !req
522. - Absolutely brilliant, well done.Copy !req
523. We all take it back about
the IT guy (laughs).Copy !req
524. - Fucking yes!Copy !req
525. - Well done, Kyle.Copy !req
526. - After eight hours of trying,Copy !req
527. the men finally have a fireCopy !req
528. of which to boil the stagnant water.Copy !req
529. - I'm gonna drink and drinkCopy !req
530. and drink until my piss runs clear.Copy !req
531. - And you barely taste it.Copy !req
532. There's almost normal water.Copy !req
533. There's a bit of sort of pond in there.Copy !req
534. - Guys, that is top notch.Copy !req
535. - It doesn't
taste like piss, does it?Copy !req
536. - It's like my way tea.Copy !req
537. - As long as the fire stays lit,Copy !req
538. the men will have a source
of safe drinking water.Copy !req
539. - Shout for that, shout for that.Copy !req
540. - What an achievement, yeah?Copy !req
541. - But keeping it alight duringCopy !req
542. tropical storm season
will be a huge challenge.Copy !req
543. - Shit, look at that rain.Copy !req
544. - If you look like
there, tropical paradise.Copy !req
545. - Then there.Copy !req
546. - Shit hole.Copy !req
547. - Shit hole.Copy !req
548. It's like Waitrose and
Audi all in one picture.Copy !req
549. What I'm worried about is,Copy !req
550. everyone's off doing other things.Copy !req
551. And in a minute, it's gonna
be pissing down with rain.Copy !req
552. I actually think it
would be quite importantCopy !req
553. to build a shelter for the fire.Copy !req
554. - I've not got the energy to buildCopy !req
555. a shelter or anything at the moment.Copy !req
556. If I could, I would, I promise ya.Copy !req
557. - A little bit worried about Andy.Copy !req
558. He's seemed to have separated himselfCopy !req
559. from the group a little bit.Copy !req
560. When everybody's together, he walks off.Copy !req
561. He's now making a bed over there,Copy !req
562. which seems a little bit childish.Copy !req
563. It feels like he doesn't
wanna be part of the group.Copy !req
564. - There you go, a bed.Copy !req
565. All I wanna do at the
moment is get some sleep,Copy !req
566. just some, you know?Copy !req
567. I think middle age has made me boring.Copy !req
568. I've got a beautiful wife,
lovely house, nice job,Copy !req
569. et cetera, all the stuff that
most people strive to get.Copy !req
570. And yet, I'm still
searching for something.Copy !req
571. Perhaps all men get like that.Copy !req
572. I don't know, perhaps
I'm in a midlife crisis.Copy !req
573. I don't like myself as much as I used to.Copy !req
574. Put it that way.Copy !req
575. I think I need a new
adventure to put that right.Copy !req
576. - Just cover this up 'cause
it's going out already.Copy !req
577. - An hour before sunset.Copy !req
578. - The heavens have opened, as expected.Copy !req
579. - We've got a fire going.Copy !req
580. - However, it is now
pissing down with rain.Copy !req
581. We've got no cover over it whatsoever.Copy !req
582. We've got nowhere to sleep whatsoever.Copy !req
583. So, all I would say,
our priority is shelter.Copy !req
584. Honestly, in the politest way possible,Copy !req
585. we need to cover up this fucking fireCopy !req
586. 'cause it's gonna go out.Copy !req
587. - Without the fire,Copy !req
588. the men will have no means
of purifying water to drink.Copy !req
589. - Who is doing the leaves?Copy !req
590. Is anybody getting the
leaves to cover this?Copy !req
591. - That is going
out in about half an hour.Copy !req
592. - Cluster fuck, or FUBAR,Copy !req
593. I don't know what the
correct military term is.Copy !req
594. So, now we've got a million peopleCopy !req
595. trying to do a million things.Copy !req
596. Hopefully, we'll have a million answers.Copy !req
597. - I'm too fucking mad.Copy !req
598. - And this rain is
absolutely unbelievable.Copy !req
599. You don't ever seen rain
like this in the UK.Copy !req
600. Absolutely completely soaking.Copy !req
601. - Eight PM, the men areCopy !req
602. still desperately trying to makeCopy !req
603. a water tight shelter to save their fire.Copy !req
604. - See if we can make it bond.Copy !req
605. - In this part of the Pacific,Copy !req
606. storms can last for days,Copy !req
607. and dump inches of rain in an hour.Copy !req
608. - It's a great night.Copy !req
609. Obviously, we're staying dry underCopy !req
610. the shelter that we've made.Copy !req
611. It's a good job we made it,Copy !req
612. otherwise you'd be absolutely
saturated right now.Copy !req
613. The roof might need
possibly a tweak or two.Copy !req
614. There was a minor bit of snaggingCopy !req
615. before practical completion.Copy !req
616. It's just something simple that perhaps,Copy !req
617. taking the whole fucking
thing down and redoing it.Copy !req
618. Has anyone checked on Andy?Copy !req
619. Andy!Copy !req
620. - Andy, Andy!Copy !req
621. We've got a headlight, guys.Copy !req
622. - Andy chose to not help the groupCopy !req
623. in any way shape or form,
and went off on his own.Copy !req
624. - Andy's here,
Andy's here under the tree.Copy !req
625. - I think Andy needs to get a little bitCopy !req
626. more involved with us all, to be honest.Copy !req
627. - It absolutely pissed down last night.Copy !req
628. Everyone was awake,Copy !req
629. and everyone was just so wet through.Copy !req
630. And I sat there and I was just thinking,Copy !req
631. what am I doing here?Copy !req
632. I feel kind of pissed.Copy !req
633. - Yeah.Copy !req
634. - It's weird.Copy !req
635. I feel like I've had a couple of pints.Copy !req
636. - I can't move my leg.Copy !req
637. I've sat up, I just can't move it.Copy !req
638. - The bed paralyzed you.Copy !req
639. - Yeah (laughs).Copy !req
640. - That's great.Copy !req
641. - Completely numb from cock down.Copy !req
642. - Six AM, last night,Copy !req
643. a violent tropical storm
battered the island.Copy !req
644. After a desperate struggle,Copy !req
645. the group managed to save their fireCopy !req
646. with a small temporary shelter.Copy !req
647. But the men themselves had
no protect from the elements.Copy !req
648. - Video diary.Copy !req
649. I don't know what day it is.Copy !req
650. I don't know if it's day two or three.Copy !req
651. Still in that state after
getting on the island.Copy !req
652. I think I've had about, honestly,Copy !req
653. swear to God, an hour of sleep.Copy !req
654. I can't do it.Copy !req
655. I've got to think about
myself now, you know?Copy !req
656. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
657. - I've been up all fucking night.Copy !req
658. I'm a mess 'cause of it.Copy !req
659. - Sleep really is critical to survivalCopy !req
660. because it affects our
physical and our mental health.Copy !req
661. When you get enough of it,Copy !req
662. it helps your body to recover, to heal.Copy !req
663. You process thoughts, process memories.Copy !req
664. But when you don't get enough of it,Copy !req
665. that's when you become careless,Copy !req
666. it affects your decision making abilities,Copy !req
667. and it can even lead to depression.Copy !req
668. - Hey, fella, what's up?Copy !req
669. - Struggling a bit, I
think, at the moment.Copy !req
670. - With?Copy !req
671. - My mentality, you know what I mean?Copy !req
672. You get yourself in likeCopy !req
673. in the zone, as it were.Copy !req
674. You know, someone's fun
is out at the moment.Copy !req
675. - I really worried about Joe.Copy !req
676. He's just kind of wondering around,Copy !req
677. sitting down, head in his hands.Copy !req
678. Kind of looks like he's feeling
sorry for himself really.Copy !req
679. And he's obviously missing home.Copy !req
680. What's her name?Copy !req
681. - Charlotte (sighs).Copy !req
682. - You miss her, mate, don't you?Copy !req
683. - (groans) Yeah.Copy !req
684. Best thing that happened to me, yeah?Copy !req
685. - How long have you been together?Copy !req
686. - Five years.Copy !req
687. It'll be the first time
ever since I met herCopy !req
688. that I've gone 24 hours
without speaking to her.Copy !req
689. - Come on, dude, hug it out.Copy !req
690. You'll be fine, mate, yeah?Copy !req
691. Promise you, you'll be fine, you'll see.Copy !req
692. - If I don't have a good
night sleep fairly soon,Copy !req
693. I'm gonna end up throttling
someone inadvertently.Copy !req
694. I'm not joking, I'll lose my rag.Copy !req
695. - I want a bed to sleep inCopy !req
696. that I'm not gonna get soaking wet.Copy !req
697. - The group are relyingCopy !req
698. on their two builders, Andy and Paul,Copy !req
699. to construct a new watertight shelter.Copy !req
700. But both have a very different
idea about where to put it.Copy !req
701. - We need to pick a location
to build this shelter on.Copy !req
702. - Correct.Copy !req
703. - We have two potential locations.Copy !req
704. Andy, is your place on the beach?Copy !req
705. - Yeah.Copy !req
706. We got this little bit
of thick brush easily.Copy !req
707. We've got a pit there for a fire pit.Copy !req
708. So, this is an absolutely perfect camp.Copy !req
709. It's good.Copy !req
710. - This is not Andy's, is it?Copy !req
711. - You're more exposed to the tides,Copy !req
712. you're more exposed to the weather.Copy !req
713. We've gonna get bitten to
smithereens by sand flies.Copy !req
714. - Not an option.Copy !req
715. - No way.Copy !req
716. - Andy's campy looks like
it'll flood at the tidal surge.Copy !req
717. There's plastic bottles everywhere.Copy !req
718. I think we'll get bitten to shit.Copy !req
719. - Pointless giving my opinion.Copy !req
720. Fucking nobody listen to fucking me.Copy !req
721. - I would've loved to have come down hereCopy !req
722. for Andy's sake and gone, this
is fucking brilliant, mate.Copy !req
723. - Yeah.
- But the trouble is,Copy !req
724. we walked in here and
I kept my mouth shut,Copy !req
725. but within 30 seconds,Copy !req
726. everyone went, are you fucking joking?Copy !req
727. - I'm a builder.Copy !req
728. People get me in to fix anything.Copy !req
729. Customers phone me up to putCopy !req
730. their IKEA bedroom stuff together.Copy !req
731. That was like a fuck you then.Copy !req
732. - With Andy's site rejected,Copy !req
733. Paul shows the men his preferred location.Copy !req
734. - Because it's elevated,Copy !req
735. this is not really gonna get that wet.Copy !req
736. - It's got a fairly good canopy.Copy !req
737. We can all sleep here on the dry.Copy !req
738. - Correct, 'cause you've got a niceCopy !req
739. little breeze coming through as well.Copy !req
740. - Yeah, I like this place.Copy !req
741. - Aren't what do
you want me to do, Paul?Copy !req
742. - Well, what we need now is cross members.Copy !req
743. - I've bitched about Paul
being a volcanic rhinoceros,Copy !req
744. but you know what?Copy !req
745. He's single-minded, but
he makes clear decisionsCopy !req
746. and he sticks by them.Copy !req
747. And he's been right more
than he's been wrong so far.Copy !req
748. - We're fucking saved.Copy !req
749. We'll be all right now.Copy !req
750. I knew there was power on the island.Copy !req
751. - I find I'm a bit shockedCopy !req
752. about how difficult it's been.Copy !req
753. - We're all here doing the same shit.Copy !req
754. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
755. - We're not sure whether we shit up bush.Copy !req
756. - Determined to boost Joe's moraleCopy !req
757. and keep his mind off
home, father of three, Vic,Copy !req
758. has asked him to join in
with the shelter build.Copy !req
759. - It's a challenge,
you've got a challenge.Copy !req
760. You'll adapt to all of this
quicker than any of us will.Copy !req
761. Far quicker.Copy !req
762. It's the case of making sure everybodyCopy !req
763. guides everybody else
in the right direction.Copy !req
764. I do firmly believe we will
become an excellent teamCopy !req
765. to the point of becoming
almost like a tribe.Copy !req
766. - I'm gonna say.Copy !req
767. Building camp that's up a steep hillCopy !req
768. in the middle of rainy seasonCopy !req
769. is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.Copy !req
770. - A chain is only as
strong as its weakest link.Copy !req
771. - I'm obviously the weakest link.Copy !req
772. - Joey, you're not the weakest link.Copy !req
773. It's just a nature thing to fail.Copy !req
774. - I think some people do think
I'm the weakest link, mate.Copy !req
775. - I don't think that.Copy !req
776. - No, but I think you do.Copy !req
777. - Do you think so?Copy !req
778. - Yeah.Copy !req
779. - Crikey, what's made you think that?Copy !req
780. - Day one when I've met you,Copy !req
781. you've been shouting orders at me.Copy !req
782. - Have I?Copy !req
783. - When we're carrying
stuff in and out a jungleCopy !req
784. and I've got a really
heavy rock sack on my back,Copy !req
785. and you're saying,Copy !req
786. Joe, I think it's a good
idea if you do this.Copy !req
787. Joe, I think it's a good
idea if you do that.Copy !req
788. You've not been shouting at anyone else.Copy !req
789. But I think that you feel
that I'm the youngest,Copy !req
790. therefore, naturally, you've
got some authority over me.Copy !req
791. And that's been grinding
on me a little bit.Copy !req
792. - Joe intimated that I've
been giving him a hard time.Copy !req
793. Which I truly have only triedCopy !req
794. to be positive with everybody.Copy !req
795. I was devastated.Copy !req
796. You're been aggressive, you're
being passive aggressive.Copy !req
797. And that's not fair, all right?Copy !req
798. - You just told me I'm
being passive aggressive,Copy !req
799. and we're having a laugh.Copy !req
800. - However bad your situation is,Copy !req
801. you can't wallow in negativity.Copy !req
802. You know, survival is about
dog good determination,Copy !req
803. learning from your failures
and never giving up.Copy !req
804. But Churchill once said a great quote.Copy !req
805. He said, "If you're going
through hell, keep going."Copy !req
806. - My balls are doing the
backstroke in a bucket of sand.Copy !req
807. I'm hungry, I'm tired.Copy !req
808. And all that's going through me head is,Copy !req
809. I don't self-analyze.Copy !req
810. So, why the hell am I
self-analyzing out here?Copy !req
811. - Six AM.Copy !req
812. - I've never been in an environment where,Copy !req
813. last night, you hear a thunderstorm.Copy !req
814. And it's now daylight
and it's still thunderingCopy !req
815. and it's still raining.Copy !req
816. - Overnight, torrential rainCopy !req
817. has once again battered the island.Copy !req
818. The men have managed to protect the fire,Copy !req
819. but their spirits are low.Copy !req
820. - It is a bit mind bogglingCopy !req
821. that you can have this
much rain for so long.Copy !req
822. It just keeps coming.Copy !req
823. - Yesterday, the men
started work on a new shelter.Copy !req
824. But only half built, it was
no match for the elements.Copy !req
825. - I massively underestimated
this place, massively.Copy !req
826. I'm soaked to the skin,Copy !req
827. and have been for as
long as I can remember.Copy !req
828. Last night, I got my first hunger rumble.Copy !req
829. Food's playing on my mind a lot more.Copy !req
830. It's hard.Copy !req
831. - This is apocalyptic weather.Copy !req
832. It's a threat to wash us out of this camp.Copy !req
833. - For the third night in a row,Copy !req
834. the men have barely slept.Copy !req
835. - The positive, it's daytime.Copy !req
836. I can see how crap it is (laughs).Copy !req
837. - Here in the tropics,Copy !req
838. when it rains, it's not
just nice British drizzle.Copy !req
839. It's torrential, we can
hardly hold a conversation.Copy !req
840. You gotta spend so much time and energyCopy !req
841. trying to keep your fire alightCopy !req
842. when you could be out there fishingCopy !req
843. or hunting or making shelters.Copy !req
844. However strong and determined,Copy !req
845. after awhile, it zaps you, you know?Copy !req
846. It zaps your spirit in the same wayCopy !req
847. it zaps a life out of a fire.Copy !req
848. - I cannot face another day on here.Copy !req
849. Honestly, I can't.Copy !req
850. I'm at the stage of almost a breakdown,Copy !req
851. to be totally honest.Copy !req
852. You just can't imagine how
tough it is, unbelievable.Copy !req
853. - The Island's youngest member,Copy !req
854. Joe, says he's had enough.Copy !req
855. - Four weeks, I knew
would be a push for me.Copy !req
856. Six weeks, I didn't think I'd ever make.Copy !req
857. The pain that I'm gonna
have to go through hereCopy !req
858. leaving the loved ones at home,Copy !req
859. Charlotte, all the rest of it.Copy !req
860. - Then why did you sign up?Copy !req
861. - I don't know.Copy !req
862. - 10 AM, the storm finally passes.Copy !req
863. Determined to leave as soon as possible,Copy !req
864. graphic designer, Joe,Copy !req
865. uses the emergency satellite radioCopy !req
866. to request an evacuation boat.Copy !req
867. - I just really strongly believe that,Copy !req
868. as a person, physically,
mentally, and all the rest of it,Copy !req
869. I'm not gonna make the rest
of the time on The Island.Copy !req
870. And I've not made any rash decisionsCopy !req
871. 'cause I'm aware you can make decisionsCopy !req
872. in the heat of the moment, and I haven't.Copy !req
873. I just really fancy a margherita pizza.Copy !req
874. - Joe wants to go home.Copy !req
875. I can't believe it.Copy !req
876. It's only been four days,
you're not even started.Copy !req
877. And he wants to go home.Copy !req
878. - Joe has agreed to stay onCopy !req
879. the island for another 24 hoursCopy !req
880. before making a final decisionCopy !req
881. about whether he wants to leave.Copy !req
882. - Got it over there.Copy !req
883. Mask it, and then we'll cut it.Copy !req
884. Is it long enough?Copy !req
885. No, you can go halfway then.Copy !req
886. - In the jungle, work
continues on the shelter.Copy !req
887. - Can you get that any higher?Copy !req
888. - The group have
persuaded Andy to help out,Copy !req
889. hoping the prospect of a dry nightCopy !req
890. will encourage him to stay.Copy !req
891. - One there.Copy !req
892. - Yeah.Copy !req
893. - And then one down here.Copy !req
894. - So not there then?Copy !req
895. - Eh?Copy !req
896. - So not there then?Copy !req
897. - I didn't say to put it there.Copy !req
898. - The whole reason I said I don't wantCopy !req
899. to tie a slipknot in this pieceCopy !req
900. because we need to get a
piece of wood in their first.Copy !req
901. - Paul is a project manager
in a construction company.Copy !req
902. And Andy is a builder.Copy !req
903. Them two personalities just clashCopy !req
904. because one wants to tell
the other one what to do,Copy !req
905. and then this one wants to
tell this one what to do.Copy !req
906. - All we need to do
is tie this other one here.Copy !req
907. Please, that's all we need to do.Copy !req
908. - Then where's the bit of wood?Copy !req
909. 'Cause I'm not tying a fucking knotCopy !req
910. if there ain't a bit of wood in there.Copy !req
911. - Look, that ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
912. That's the shape I want.Copy !req
913. - Andy has a massive problem with me.Copy !req
914. Everybody's been tiptoeingCopy !req
915. around him for the past four days.Copy !req
916. He's just been a fucking prick.Copy !req
917. But what can you do?Copy !req
918. Somebody's gonna explode at some point.Copy !req
919. - Since yesterday,Copy !req
920. Andy has been hinting he too mightCopy !req
921. request evacuation from the island.Copy !req
922. - Why are you
threatening to go home, Andy?Copy !req
923. - All sorts of reasons, mate.Copy !req
924. - Go on, spit this out.Copy !req
925. - No, I don't need to.Copy !req
926. - Why are you so aggressive?Copy !req
927. I'm asking you a simple question.Copy !req
928. - Yeah, you've asked me it three times.Copy !req
929. The first time should've been enough.Copy !req
930. Then the second time, now
you're asking a forth time.Copy !req
931. - They were different questions.Copy !req
932. - Then you're calling me aggressiveCopy !req
933. because I don't want to answer a questionCopy !req
934. that you've asked four times.Copy !req
935. - I haven't asked it four times.Copy !req
936. - You have.Copy !req
937. - I said, why do you want to go home?Copy !req
938. And you went, 'cause I do.Copy !req
939. I went, well, give us a reason.Copy !req
940. You went, I'm not going
to give you a reason.Copy !req
941. - Exactly.
- There must be a reason.Copy !req
942. - And then you asked again.Copy !req
943. - I didn't ask again, Andy.Copy !req
944. - You did.Copy !req
945. - What is the fucking matter with you?Copy !req
946. - Nothing the matter with me, son.Copy !req
947. At all.Copy !req
948. - Do we wedge it up
there and then prop it up?Copy !req
949. - Whatever Andy wants to do.Copy !req
950. I've heard enough.Copy !req
951. - Hang on, we need the expertise.Copy !req
952. - I said, stop asking me,Copy !req
953. and he carried on asking me.Copy !req
954. Fucking unbelievable.Copy !req
955. - With the camp's two
builders walking off the job,Copy !req
956. construction of the
shelter grinds to a halt.Copy !req
957. There's no doubt there's a lot of strongCopy !req
958. pretty macho personalities
on the men's side.Copy !req
959. And yeah, they're all trying to findCopy !req
960. their place in that pecking order.Copy !req
961. But the danger when you getCopy !req
962. these high pressure situations like this,Copy !req
963. is that the alpha males startCopy !req
964. to compete instead of cooperate.Copy !req
965. And then the danger is,Copy !req
966. it blows the whole group apart.Copy !req
967. - I'm used to being in control.Copy !req
968. I'm used to being organized.Copy !req
969. Everything running
efficiently, it's what I do.Copy !req
970. - That ignorant twat
wants to do it his way,Copy !req
971. and he hasn't got a fucking clue.Copy !req
972. - It makes your head, it's
like it wants to implode.Copy !req
973. - Seriously, my will is
a punch to the throat.Copy !req
974. He's down, gone, finished.Copy !req
975. It's over with, I'll
walk away, happy days.Copy !req
976. I can't do that here.Copy !req
977. Bang, done, fat cunt,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
978. - There's a lot of bad
blood in camp at the minute.Copy !req
979. Largely between Paul and Andy.Copy !req
980. We've got enough on our
plate on this islandCopy !req
981. without alpha male dick swinging.Copy !req
982. - I think everyone just needs
to man the fuck up really.Copy !req
983. - He's full of heavy ideas, right?Copy !req
984. He's just there ready to
fucking knock it down, you know?Copy !req
985. Criticize, and it's
like, fuck off, you know?Copy !req
986. I think otherwise I'll stay.Copy !req
987. He's my main problem.Copy !req
988. - So, I overheard a
conversation with Andy.Copy !req
989. His exact words were, "If Paul leaves,Copy !req
990. "that would be good
because then I will stay."Copy !req
991. I'm not dealing with
that sort of immaturity.Copy !req
992. He's supposed to be a grown man.Copy !req
993. I'm not being blackmailed.Copy !req
994. I'm not ready to be
surrounded by this immaturity.Copy !req
995. I might just have to go.Copy !req
996. - Are you
thinking about fucking off?Copy !req
997. - I can't be fucking bothered.Copy !req
998. - You can't go, mate.Copy !req
999. You literally can't go.Copy !req
1000. - Do you think that you
would regret it later on?Copy !req
1001. - You will regret it.Copy !req
1002. - I think I won't.Copy !req
1003. - Just suck it up, mate.Copy !req
1004. Lift up your skirt.Copy !req
1005. What's the sound that your vagina make?Copy !req
1006. - In a disastrous turn of events,Copy !req
1007. three men, including the
island's two builders,Copy !req
1008. are now threatening to walk.Copy !req
1009. - Andy, PaulCopy !req
1010. and Joe all want to leave this island.Copy !req
1011. They've come this far and
want to give up so early.Copy !req
1012. - As yet another
storm hits the island,Copy !req
1013. the men call a crisis meeting.Copy !req
1014. - I know it sounds cutthroat,Copy !req
1015. but we needed to keep as many
of those guys here as we can.Copy !req
1016. For any of them to change
their mind is a win.Copy !req
1017. - There's been so much
discussion about people leaving.Copy !req
1018. My personal opinion isCopy !req
1019. that we are stronger
together than we are apart.Copy !req
1020. - Agreed.Copy !req
1021. - Joe, my hope is that
you might have thought—Copy !req
1022. - We've already done this.Copy !req
1023. I've already had the chat with everyone.Copy !req
1024. People have already said their thoughts.Copy !req
1025. I've already said my thoughts.Copy !req
1026. No, I will be saying no more.Copy !req
1027. I've just been waiting for the boatCopy !req
1028. to arrive and to leave, okay?Copy !req
1029. - Paul, could you just let us knowCopy !req
1030. how you're feeling in the moment?Copy !req
1031. - I came to this island as a
bit of a release, you know?Copy !req
1032. To get away from my every day life.Copy !req
1033. I'm not really confrontational.Copy !req
1034. I don't like having arguments with people.Copy !req
1035. I'd rather just step
away from the situation.Copy !req
1036. The final nail in the coffin
was to hear somebody sayCopy !req
1037. that it was good that I was going,Copy !req
1038. which I thought was a bit of a shame.Copy !req
1039. But, in another way, it
confirmed my decision.Copy !req
1040. And in that case, that's
why I decided to go.Copy !req
1041. - If one goes, there's no
point in the other going?Copy !req
1042. - Right, here we go.Copy !req
1043. - How do we make that decision?Copy !req
1044. - Here we go.Copy !req
1045. Now we're getting to the crunch of it.Copy !req
1046. He's segregated himself
from the group from day one.Copy !req
1047. If we're having a discussion,
he doesn't wanna know.Copy !req
1048. We haven't got any beds,
he makes himself a bed.Copy !req
1049. He goes off and sulks,
somehow that's my fault.Copy !req
1050. - I haven't slept for four days.Copy !req
1051. - Neither has anybody.Copy !req
1052. - You have, you've been sleeping.Copy !req
1053. Sorry, mate, you've been sleeping.Copy !req
1054. - Andy, nobody's had any sleep.Copy !req
1055. - As a group, no one here hasCopy !req
1056. had enough sleep to give them the energyCopy !req
1057. to do what they've had to do the next day.Copy !req
1058. So, you pointing the finger at me,Copy !req
1059. and saying, well, you've had sleep.Copy !req
1060. Fine, that's your problem.Copy !req
1061. - I've been having a
laugh up until I heardCopy !req
1062. one of my teammates say
they wanted me to go.Copy !req
1063. I was having a right crack, now I'm not.Copy !req
1064. - In a community, not everyone gets on,Copy !req
1065. and that is a fact of life.Copy !req
1066. We can't change that.Copy !req
1067. So, let's build our community.Copy !req
1068. You and you, just keep your distance.Copy !req
1069. At least we're together, we're two men up.Copy !req
1070. We could build a shelter in a day,Copy !req
1071. rather than taking two
days with two men down.Copy !req
1072. The big strong man and the builder.Copy !req
1073. If you two fuck off, then
we're fucked, aren't we?Copy !req
1074. - See, I don't wanna lose two builders,Copy !req
1075. regardless of your character.Copy !req
1076. - We need you to stay.Copy !req
1077. - I'm going to walk away,
and then that will—Copy !req
1078. - Be a man.
- No, listen.Copy !req
1079. So Andy can enjoy his
experience, and hopefully thrive.Copy !req
1080. Then you're not losing
two people, are you?Copy !req
1081. You're losing one.Copy !req
1082. - I'm leaving The Island.Copy !req
1083. - Whether Paul leaves or not?Copy !req
1084. - Whether Paul leaves or not.Copy !req
1085. I would rather Paul stay.Copy !req
1086. He's a stronger man than me.Copy !req
1087. He'll be more benefit to you.Copy !req
1088. But either way, I'm sorry, I'm going.Copy !req
1089. - For him to fucking say,
"I'm glad he's going.Copy !req
1090. "Good, then I'll stay."Copy !req
1091. Then all of a sudden, he
hasn't got his own away again,Copy !req
1092. and he's all, oh, I'm going,
there's other reasons.Copy !req
1093. It's fucking immaturity.Copy !req
1094. It's sulking, and it's attention-seeking.Copy !req
1095. Bollocks, absolute bollocks.Copy !req
1096. I'm not having it, I am
going off this island.Copy !req
1097. Because I'm not being
held responsible for that.Copy !req
1098. End of story.Copy !req
1099. - Next time, on the women's island.Copy !req
1100. - A huge fucking
snake came towards me!Copy !req
1101. Fucking hell.Copy !req
1102. - At the minute, we are barely grippingCopy !req
1103. the situation in which we find ourselves.Copy !req
1104. - Barely.Copy !req
1105. - Oh, shit, no, wait, sit forward.Copy !req
1106. - We have nothing to drink.Copy !req
1107. We don't know where we are.Copy !req
1108. Hello!Copy !req