The Idol 1x5

1. Let's roll the vocals you did earlier.

2. - Yeah. - Even though it's not the final, you know.

3. Tell nobody what I told you

4. Our secret that I own you

5. I just wanna hold you

6. And to feel you, baby, deep under my skin still

7. Lasted for a moment, take it like you own it

8. Say it

9. Give me tough love

10. Leave me with nothin' when I come down

11. My kinda love

12. Force me and choke me 'til I pass out

13. We don't gotta be in love, no

14. I don't gotta be the one, no

15. I just wanna be one of your girls tonight

16. We don't gotta be in love, no

17. I don't gotta be the one, no

18. I just wanna be one of your girls tonight

19. Oh-oh-oh, ooh

20. What if you came in with the same melody that you do in the second verse?

21. You know, the song is about you. Make it about you.

22. There's just somethin' about

23. Close out the fuckin' chapter.

24. - Yeah, getting what you need and being— - Bye-bye.

25. satisfied.

26. One of your girls tonight

27. Oh-oh-oh, ooh

28. Joss, so good.

29. One of your girls tonight

30. Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm-mm

31. Mm-mm, mm-mm

32. Push me down, hold me down

33. Do we have that outro?

34. We should work on that outro. 'Cause I liked it.

35. I just need to find a way to fit it in better.

36. I usually numb my own pain when I'm with you

37. Take me away from it all

38. Sounds good, bring it back. I wanna hear that part again.

39. You know, I think you should go.

40. You want me to leave?

41. You're gonna kick out your only source of inspiration?

42. Well, you've served your purpose.

43. I don't think so.

44. Well, I'm sorry that you feel that way.

45. So you wanna kick me out?

46. You wanna cut off your lifeline?

47. You wanna turn the faucet off?

48. - Tedros! - You wanna kill the soul in the room?

49. I'm done with you.

50. The song's about me. Without me, no song.

51. - It's actually about me. - Oh, is it?

52. - Yeah. - Oh, it's a self-portrait now?

53. You're just singin' about yourself in this song?

54. - Is that what you're saying? - I'm singing about my experiences,

55. my feelings, and what I've been through and it's about me.

56. Really? Yeah. Your feelings? Yeah, right.

57. Yeah, right.

58. Mike, did I ever tell you about how I first met this guy?

59. - Sage, did I tell you this story? - No.

60. It's so funny. He knew this random backup dancer of mine

61. and he saw that I followed her on Instagram

62. and he'd been, like, obsessed with me for years,

63. like back when he was in prison and stuff,

64. and he had her, like, bring me to his club.

65. And then he pointed me out on the dance floor

66. and he's like, "Is that Jocelyn?

67. - That's not true. - "Oh, my God. You're here." It is true.

68. That's not fucking true.

69. And we were dancing and stuff and then when we started talking,

70. he was talking about "When Doves Cry," and Prince, and everything,

71. 'cause she must've told him that I had

72. this, like, huge poster of Prince upstairs.

73. I'm the one that pointed that out.

74. I'm the one that pointed out the coincidence.

75. You're a fucking con man and a fraud.

76. - Ooh, shit. - Oh, really?

77. Yeah, and it was this whole fuckin' setup.

78. This whole time, he had this crazy fucking plan,

79. - and it worked, ya know? - Fuck you, Jocelyn.

80. - It worked. - That's some super LA shit.

81. Fuck you, Mike.

82. Fuckin' vampire.

83. It's bullshit.

84. Chloe, when did Tedros first bring me up?

85. I mean, he's been manifesting this for forever.

86. What are you— Chloe, no, that's not true.

87. What the fuck you— That's not true.

88. Not true.

89. You wanted to find a way into my life?

90. You wanted me to hear your artists? I did.

91. I like them.

92. They can stay. You, on the other hand, can go.

93. All right, we should work on that outro, I think.

94. Somethin' about the way that you give me your love

95. Ohh

96. Love, give me your love

97. Ohh

98. I just wanna sing that chorus again.

99. I keep going back to the chorus 'cause it's so good.

100. I'll wait for you here, Joss.

101. So did she like the song?

102. She loved it.

103. Joss, you have to get up. Finkelstein is on the phone.

104. - What? - He's on mute.

105. - What does he want? - I don't know.

106. He just said, "Get her up."

107. You told him I was sleeping?

108. Hey. How's it goin'?

109. Good, good.

110. But I have some concerns about the tour

111. and I need to talk to you about it face-to-face.

112. So, I'm gonna come by.

113. I'm just in a little bit of a meeting right now.

114. Gonna come by at one o'clock,

115. and we're gonna have a chat, 'kay? See ya then.

116. Great. Can't wait. Bye.

117. Joss, there's something important that I need to talk to you about.

118. Does it have anything to do with the tour?

119. - No. - Great.

120. Nothing else matters to me right now.

121. All right, listen up!

122. - Get up. Get up. Get up. - Come here.

123. - Wake up! - Joss.

124. Guys! Wake up. All right.

125. My entire team is coming over at 1 P.M.

126. - What? - To dis...

127. - My entire team is coming over at 1 P.M. - What, you weren't gonna tell me?

128. To decide whether or not the tour is moving forward.

129. - Don't ignore me. - Alright?

130. - What they don't know... - I'm right fuckin' here.

131. is I want Ramsey and Chloe...

132. - Oh, you want? - ... and Izaak— Where's Izaak?

133. - He's doing yoga. - Okay, well, I want Ramsey,

134. and Chloe, and Izaak to be my opening act.

135. You want them to be your opening act? That's funny.

136. That's very funny.

137. Are you still here?

138. Of course, I'm fuckin' here.

139. Alright, we have one shot.

140. Alright? One fuckin' shot.

141. We're gonna put on the best fucking show they've ever seen. All right?

142. - Aye-aye, Captain! - Shut the fuck up!

143. - Shut the fuck up? - Yeah, shut the fuck up.

144. Nobody's talking to you.

145. Well, you're talkin' to my people.

146. - They're an extension of me. - Tedros,

147. these are my fucking people now.

148. Oh, really? You just come and you just swoop down

149. and you just fuckin' take it?

150. You are a sweaty, drunken, fucking, pathetic mess.

151. I'm getting ready for my show.

152. - Alright? - Our show.

153. Do you fucking understand? They're gonna cancel this fucking tour.

154. All right? You're being a fucking distraction right now.

155. I'm talking about putting on the greatest fucking show

156. they've ever seen. Are we fucking ready for that?

157. This is it.

158. The difference between me and him is I can actually make you a star.

159. Xander, come here.

160. Come here.

161. - What's up? - You gonna let her do that to you?

162. Do what?

163. You gonna let her fuckin' cut you out of the fuckin' show?

164. Come on, Xander.

165. You're gonna let her fuckin' walk all over you like before?

166. You have a fuckin' gift. Don't fuckin' forget that.

167. Okay? You're fuckin' talented.

168. I want the world to see it.

169. You gotta fuckin' take it, man. You gotta take it by the fuckin' balls.

170. - Yeah, I can do that. - All right, go sit down.

171. All right, so you heard her, right? One o'clock.

172. These fucking bigwigs are gonna get down here.

173. Let's fuckin' look good. Let's clean this fuckin' place up.

174. Let's look sexy, right?

175. Bianca, I wanna see some ass and fuckin' tits.

176. Don't forget, sex sells.

177. If they're giving you any attention, you fuckin' lean into it.

178. If you gotta suck dick to keep 'em here, keep 'em here.

179. All right, what are you guys waiting for? Get up. Let's go.

180. Let's clean this fuckin' place up.

181. Come on!

182. He's like a really hot Targaryen.

183. Is she opening an Abercrombie?

184. - Look. - I don't really...

185. - Hi. Hello. - Hi. Yeah, we're coming.

186. - Nice to see you. - How are you?

187. Thanks, can we open the—

188. - Hey, D. - Hey.

189. - What's going on? - Where's Joss?

190. Are we overdressed? What's going on here?

191. - Hi. - Welcome home.

192. - Okay. Hello. - So good to see you.

193. - You're even more beautiful in person. - How lovely to meet you.

194. Hey, hi. I guess we're hugging now.

195. - Gorgeous. Your face is so tight. - Thank you.

196. Jocelyn. Where is she? She's in—

197. - 'Kay, she's in here. Okay. - She's just—

198. - It's so good to see you. - I'm sorry, what was your name again?

199. - My name's Izaak with a "z." - Izaak. Izaak with a "z."

200. - Yeah, lovely to meet you. - Okay. I'm Nikki with two k's.

201. - Okay, Nikki with two k's. Have a seat. - Yeah, and I'm Andrew—

202. Hello!

203. - Hello. - Hi.

204. What's goin' on?

205. - Jocelyn? - Mitch. Nice to meet you.

206. - How you doin'? - Good. Okay, we're huggin'.

207. Hi. Nice to meet you. Hey. Hi.

208. How are you? Thank you. Is Jocelyn—

209. Nice to meet you.

210. Have a seat, have a seat, have a seat. Come on. Come on.

211. Thanks, man. Hey. Jocelyn?

212. Yeah, yeah. She'll be down. Have a seat.

213. She knows we're here, right?

214. Did you tell her Andrew Finkelstein's here?

215. Of course, she's here. Of course.

216. - Are you kidding me? - Told her, right?

217. You want a drink?

218. - No, I'm good. Thank you. - Are you sure?

219. You guys want a drink? Bianca!

220. - Oh, my God! - Yeah.

221. - Drinks! - I don't think she heard you.

222. A little louder.

223. You guys wanted fuckin' hits?

224. Look at this. I got you fuckin' hits over here.

225. Hey, music to my fuckin' ears.

226. - Beautiful. - You know? We want to hear it.

227. - Can I get you something? - Okay.

228. Sure. A water would be great.

229. - Thank you. - How about you?

230. - A whiskey, please. - You?

231. - Long Island Iced Tea. - No, I'm fine, thank you.

232. Are you sure I can't suggest something a little bit more fun?

233. No, it's 1:00 in the afternoon.

234. Water is very fun. Thank you.

235. Meet me upstairs.

236. I'm sorry.

237. - This is Tedr— Please, forgive me. - All right, yeah.

238. - Tedros, this is Fink and Nikki. - Sorry. Hello.

239. This is the producer I was telling you about...

240. - Hi. - ... who's working with Joss.

241. I'm gonna text Jocelyn 'cause I don't really know what's

242. going on right now.

243. Look, I think it's critical

244. that if we're gonna be working with each other,

245. that we're able to trust each other, right?

246. Yeah.

247. And that there's no fuckin' Judas in the room.

248. - Oh, okay. So, I'm Judas in this— - That's right.

249. That's right, I'm lookin' at you.

250. What? Dude, I've never even met you before.

251. Exactly, and what you did with Dyanne was fucked up.

252. I gave Dyanne a great deal.

253. No, you should've called me.

254. I'm really trying to understand it, why would I—

255. Let me help you understand. You have no fucking taste.

256. Well, sometimes. Yes.

257. You have no imagination.

258. You have no vision.

259. - Okay. - You know, you're just—

260. You're just a fucking TikTok-obsessed fucking algorithm cunt.

261. Okay, dude.

262. - That's a little cliche. - He's got a point.

263. And that's a little bit the pot calling the kettle black.

264. - Nikki, I've got— - Black, of course.

265. - Yeah, black. - Guys, hey, listen.

266. Izaak, you hear that shit? Black?

267. Hey, man, we're gonna take it down a notch.

268. Reality is, in five minutes, I'm gonna get up and leave,

269. and I'm gonna take the whole fuckin' tour with me.

270. So, if there's someone here from Clown World

271. who could go and get her for me,

272. I'd like to have a fucking meeting that I came here for.

273. Otherwise, I'm outta here.

274. You got it.

275. I mean, is it just me or does this whole thing feel like some fucking cult?

276. Cult? It's a fuckin' NXIVM meeting.

277. I'm surprised they didn't brand us on the way in.

278. Just sit tight because we're gonna hear some good stuff.

279. No, this is weird even by music business standards.

280. - What the fuck is this? - Well, it's a little weird.

281. - She'll be down. - 'Kay.

282. Good. Four minutes.

283. We just got into a fight.

284. Are you sure this is gonna be all right?

285. I wouldn't bring you here if it's about to be some bullshit.

286. Chloe, can you do me a favor?

287. Would you mind singing that song that you were working on with Tedros?

288. - "Like A God"? - Yeah.

289. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, Chloe.

290. What are we doing?

291. I'm out, I'm out.

292. No, no, no. Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.

293. What is this, fuckin' "Star Search"?

294. Watches over like a god

295. I'm out.

296. Makes you hurt again so you can heal and say amen

297. We will change for you

298. Chaim, I mean, she's talented,

299. but so was the fuckin' banjo boy in "Deliverance."

300. I mean, what are we doing?

301. Ah, ah-ah-ah, oh

302. Ooh, ohh

303. To get the pain out, you have to let him make you cry

304. I know you're scared

305. - Boom. - Like a god in the sky

306. Would I ever lead you astray?

307. I mean, my God.

308. - She's fuckin' good. - She is good.

309. I give her five stars.

310. Fantastic. I feel like fuckin' Ed McMahon over here.

311. Like a god

312. - Let me listen, let me listen. - Hey, I'm listening.

313. You know, I'm listening to the fuckin' sound of my bank account draining again.

314. Ooh

315. There's somethin' fuckin' wrong here.

316. Are we at fucking Hunter Biden's house? What the hell is going on here?

317. If you shut the fuck up you would hear that this girl's incredible, yeah?

318. You know, she is incredible.

319. Do you know who else was really talented? Charles Manson.

320. You know what else he did?

321. He moved into Dennis Wilson's house and lived there for a year and a half.

322. They had to fuckin' tear out the walls 'cause there was so much pubic lice

323. in the fucking wood paneling. That's what's happening here.

324. I can fuckin' see the crabs crawling around on the floor.

325. Is there a moment in your life you're not fuckin' talking?

326. Shut the fuck up.

327. He is coming

328. And he will find her

329. He will fix her

330. To make us better, better

331. Ooh

332. - Rob, I— - There is nothing

333. more important than this, Leia. I'm fucking serious.

334. - My entire life is getting destroyed. - No, Rob, Rob, I—

335. I'm trying to get her to talk to you.

336. It's just, like, insane at the house today.

337. - Okay, but, Leia— - Everyone is here right now.

338. There's, like, 40 people at the house

339. and they're, like, jamming out. I don't know.

340. I don't give a fuck, Leia.

341. I don't give a fuck. I'm telling you, I didn't rape anyone

342. at Jocelyn's house. I didn't do this.

343. I know, I know, I know you're not a rapist!

344. - I know. - Yeah, okay, but I need Jocelyn

345. to go on record and clear this up.

346. I met this girl really briefly at the bottom of the fucking steps

347. when Xander asked me to take a fucking photo.

348. Wait, what do you mean Xander asked you to take a photo?

349. He literally was like, "Hey, my friend's a fan.

350. Can I take a photo?"

351. And then this girl just jumped in my fucking lap,

352. and now she's going to the press saying I raped her?

353. And she has witnesses?

354. Leia?

355. - Leia! - I'm gonna call you back.

356. Like a god

357. I'm so happy you guys got to hear Chloe.

358. - I know. - Isn't she fucking incredible?

359. - Incredible. - She's a part of my opening act.

360. - Oh, great! - Xander, Xander.

361. Can you step out with me for just, like, a second?

362. Step out with you?

363. Yeah, can we just step out? I have to tell you something.

364. No, I'm not fucking stepping—

365. Yeah, I know, but it's an emergency.

366. Just a quick conversation in private without the other—

367. I want you to hear Izaak because Izaak is going to blow you away.

368. Okay, I'm happy to hear him. Maybe we'll just do it after.

369. - Can you just please— - Shut the fuck up.

370. But I'm just a little bit worried—

371. I just wanna make sure that you're in a good place

372. because if— No matter how good he—

373. I know you're anxious, all right?

374. We always do this. I'm here to calm you down.

375. I'm a Jew. I'm anxious. It's in my DNA.

376. Look at me, everything is going to be fine.

377. Hey. Get outta here.

378. - Get the fuck out! - It's not— We—

379. Hey. I want you to listen to Izaak

380. and I promise you, everything is going to be fine. Okay?

381. - Okay. I will. - Sit and enjoy. I'm so happy you're here.

382. - Okay? - I'll enjoy. All right. Sitting.

383. - Jocelyn, Jocelyn. - We're listening to Izaak.

384. - Jocelyn. - Stop.

385. Hey, baby

386. Ooh, ahh

387. Ooh, ahh

388. I don't know what you still want me for

389. You've seen a lot, but you could see some more

390. Look at this shit. This guy's a fuckin' god.

391. I mean, come on. The talent is fuckin' undeniable.

392. - Exactly. Sex sells. - No, he's amazing.

393. But, mentally, I'm still— Some questions about her stability.

394. I gotta be honest, I'm not terribly convinced

395. after the last 20 minutes.

396. I fucking love Joss, but you wanna tell me that girl's sane?

397. Absolutely. Look, she's out there.

398. She's had problems, we all know, but she's gonna fuckin' deliver.

399. Look at this! Look at this.

400. - I'm looking at it. - Joss.

401. This is what puts the asses in the seats in the arenas.

402. You don't see this shit normally.

403. You know, fuckin' Kanye was filling arenas

404. until he decided to start following Adolf Hitler.

405. Ooh, it feels so right

406. I don't wanna fight

407. Come on. Oh, my God.

408. Here, ahh

409. - It's work, it's working. - I'm just gonna lay down.

410. You don't get it before

411. Don't get it before

412. This woman gave up on sex. This guy is like— He's actually—

413. - Cobwebs are cleaning out. - He is very special.

414. Jesus, where did you find this guy?

415. Ah

416. You don't get it before

417. - I'm sorry. - Stop looking at me.

418. - Yeah, he can sing like a motherfucker. - Bro, where'd they—

419. Well, he's fuckin' dry humpin' this bitch.

420. No shit, right?

421. They don't do showcases like this in Texas.

422. Maybe Atlanta.

423. - Break it down - Thank you.

424. For ya, yeah

425. Spell it out

426. For ya

427. And I won't just reroute, ooh

428. Yeah!

429. Did you hear that riff?

430. I haven't seen shit like this since Prince.

431. That motherfucker has the soul of Prince.

432. And this motherfucker is in the living room.

433. I mean, look at him.

434. Nobody knows who this kid is. But you do.

435. - Joss! What, are you kidding me? - Did I tell you?

436. You don't get it before

437. I thought he was just your doorman.

438. Xander, Xander. Will you step out with me after this?

439. - Literally in the middle of a showcase. - Can you just— I know.

440. It's really important.

441. Can you please fucking relax for one second?

442. You're so annoying. Fucking Christ.

443. - And they're completely different. - Yeah, I know. They're a trio.

444. - I know. - Imagine this on a fucking stage.

445. Yeah!

446. - Amazing! - Izaak!

447. We might have to reupholster the couch.

448. I think we got some snail trails goin' on over here.

449. Xander, please, can you just come here for just one second?

450. - Please. - What?

451. - I'm sorry, I'm sor— - What's wrong?

452. You okay?

453. - Yeah, I'm fine. - Ya sure?

454. Sorry, can we just talk alone for a second, please?

455. No, Mitch is family.

456. Okay, Rob has been accused of sexual assault

457. and the news is about to go public.

458. Oh, no.

459. He's got that huge movie coming out.

460. We have a couple more surprises.

461. - There's more? - Ramsey. Ramsey's up next.

462. There's another one.

463. - There's more? We have more? - Really, another one?

464. Yeah.

465. I've been trying to tell Jocelyn and I can't get her to listen to me.

466. What, you think she doesn't already know about this?

467. You think that she knows?

468. There's a reason she hasn't answered his calls.

469. Yeah, but I don't think Rob would do something like that.

470. You don't think people are capable of hiding who they really are?

471. You walked in the room made my eyes light up

472. What could I do to make your eyes wider

473. Something came down to me

474. Said that boy belongs to me

475. Told me to cast a spell and do it well

476. Make my way to the bar

477. - Isn't she crazy? - This is three for three.

478. - I know. - All of them are unsigned?

479. None of these kids are signed.

480. - None of them are fuckin' signed. - Not a one.

481. - How is that possible? - He found them.

482. - Tedros found them. - Scarface Miyagi over here found them?

483. I mean, the guy can barely put a sentence together.

484. You did this?

485. - You did this? - Yeah. This is—

486. I mean, it's amazing.

487. You may not believe it,

488. but she's tryna take all the credit for it but this is—

489. I know.

490. These are my babies.

491. I can see it. I know it's you.

492. - You can? - Yeah, I know. This is incredible.

493. It's a fuckin' treasure trove of talent.

494. I'm tellin' you, on stage in a fucking show?

495. I don't believe this.

496. We need to bottle this for the fuckin' tour.

497. I don't know, somehow, we see eye-to-eye even though you're fucked up.

498. - You know what? - Okay. Yeah.

499. Are you a little loaded?

500. - And I'm not judging. - No.

501. - No? - No.

502. I'm so high right now, I don't know what

503. - the fuck is goin' on. - Bruh, high?

504. Look at that dude over there.

505. He's sweatin' like a whore in church,

506. and he looks like it's, like, day three or four.

507. Like, he was just yellin' at that bitch,

508. and now he's over there, like, havin' a conversation.

509. I don't trust anybody with a rattail like that.

510. That's good shit.

511. - Yes! - Three for three!

512. Okay. Yeah.

513. Any second now

514. - This is not— - Any second now

515. - We got a little ring. - Any second now

516. - Watch my face melt - You're amazing.

517. You're amazing!

518. You're amazing!

519. They're like this.

520. If he really found these people, he's legitimately a genius.

521. You know, we might have to tour with a paramedic

522. to fuckin' jab him with an adrenaline shot—

523. Look, I don't know that it's all Tedros. Not all him.

524. I mean, Jocelyn's been mentoring these people, nurturing them.

525. Without her, none of this would be happening.

526. I know that Jocelyn didn't do this. You did it.

527. This has you all over it, and these people are gonna fuck you up

528. because they wanna believe that it's just Jocelyn.

529. - They do. - I know, they'll fuck you over.

530. I noticed that. They won't even acknowledge.

531. What I know is I need you to bring me this good shit.

532. Fuck Nikki.

533. We do this shit on our own.

534. - Okay. - I'm tired of givin' shit to them.

535. I was here all by my fuckin' self

536. with these fuckin' kids.

537. I ain't givin' this shit to Nikki.

538. Look, let's work together.

539. Don't mess with Chaim, don't mess with Destiny.

540. Just, let's work together.

541. No offense, ya know, it's not about the politicking

542. and the fuckin' propagandas and all that shit.

543. - This is real art, you know? - That's what I keep saying.

544. That's what I keep telling people. It's not about what you say, though.

545. You gotta have balls.

546. - I've got balls. - You got balls?

547. I got balls.

548. Have you made the inroads already with them?

549. I know they mamas, they dog's name.

550. I know the one kid's favorite fuckin' ice cream.

551. We in pocket.

552. You're brilliant. You're brilliant.

553. You're a little loaded, but you're brilliant.

554. And I'm telling you, I wanna work with you

555. after you called me a cunt because you're not wrong.

556. - Wait, you are a cunt? - Yeah, but I can be your cunt.

557. - Come on! - Yeah, you like that.

558. One after the other.

559. Are you crazy? How could you keep this from me?

560. Unbelievable.

561. Wait, wait. I just got something in my phone about Rob?

562. Didn't you used to date a Rob Turner?

563. - What? - Rob Turner. Ya know, he was that

564. sexy superhero actor guy Jocelyn used to sleep with.

565. - What about him? - Well, he was just accused of rape.

566. - What? - Yeah, apparently, he raped a woman.

567. A very well-endowed woman.

568. - Wait, let me see. Let me see. - Yeah.

569. Wait, let me see. Let me see.

570. We gotta keep Joss outta this.

571. Oh, shit.

572. That's a— Oh, wait. Oh, my God.

573. This is what I love about Hollywood. All right, listen.

574. "The recent allegations about Rob Turner's behavior

575. "are not aligned with the values we hold as a company.

576. "We would like to make clear to all of the fans out there

577. "that Rob Turner's face appears in less than 5% of the film.

578. "And to ensure that his actions cannot do more harm,

579. "we have taken the necessary steps of digitally replacing him.

580. "We won't let one individual's behavior derail the work of thousands.

581. "And so we plan to continue forward

582. with our summer release strategy."

583. We are in the wrong fucking business.

584. Do you know how many singers

585. whose face I just wanted to fuckin' switch out?

586. Not you. You have a face like an angel, honey.

587. But some of these girls are like a catcher's mitt.

588. What evidence do they have?

589. Well, you saw the girl, right? Was he ever weird with you, though?

590. - No. - I've heard stories.

591. - You have? - Like what?

592. - Things. - Like what kind of things?

593. Like violent things.

594. - What the fuck? - Did you hear about this?

595. - No, I didn't hear about this shit. - Go.

596. Rob was fine. He was real commercial.

597. Guys. Hello?

598. I was kinda thinking that

599. maybe I should sing something?

600. - Yeah. - You're gonna join the hit parade?

601. Why the fuck not, right?

602. - Tough act to follow, but. - Yeah.

603. Fuck yeah, let's hear it.

604. Yeah, this is gonna be great.

605. Don't tease me here 'cause—

606. This is your song.

607. I love this song.

608. Joss, did you plan this?

609. Well, we decided to put on a show.

610. My sweet Lord

611. - Goddamn. - Come on.

612. Oh, my Lord

613. - Are you kidding? - Fuckin' chills.

614. - Mm, my Lord - He's still got it.

615. I really wanna see you, I really wanna be with you

616. I really wanna see you, Lord

617. But it takes so long, my Lord

618. My sweet Lord

619. You think I don't know you did this?

620. My, my, my Lord

621. What?

622. Because you're small and you're petty and you're jealous.

623. - Fuck you. - Really wanna know you

624. Do you see this?

625. - Really wanna go with you - That's not good.

626. I really wanna show you, Lord

627. But it won't take long, my Lord

628. No thank you. I'm good.

629. - No, I'm fine. - Really wanna see you

630. I'm really— Yeah, I'm fine.

631. - I'm just gonna watch from here. - I really wanna see you

632. Get on your fuckin' feet!

633. He didn't fucking rape Sophie.

634. That's a fucking ugly thing to say.

635. Sophie's a good girl.

636. Get out of my house.

637. You don't mean that.

638. Get out.

639. - I'm not leaving. - Then I'll call the cops.

640. Then I'll keep you hostage.

641. Then they'll fucking kill you.

642. Not before I fucking kill you first, bitch.

643. I really wanna go with you

644. I really wanna show you, Lord

645. But it won't take long, my Lord

646. Hare Krishna

647. Aren't you proud of Xander?

648. It's a miracle. He got his voice back.

649. Pay him whatever the fuck he wants to get out of my life forever.

650. Say no more. Say no more.

651. Oh, my, my Lord, Hallelujah

652. Oh, my, my Lord, Hare Krishna

653. Hallelujah, my sweet Lord

654. Hare Krishna

655. Come here, come here. You all right, man?

656. Yeah.

657. You look like you had a little rough night or something.

658. - You okay? - No, no, no. I'm good, I'm good.

659. All right.

660. My sweet Lord, Hare Krishna

661. - Xander! - Xander.

662. - My God. - When's the last time you read

663. the "Little Red Riding Hood"?

664. When I was a kid in school.

665. I read it to my little daughter the other night.

666. It's a fucking crazy story.

667. I know I'm stating the obvious here,

668. but if you guys performed on stage together...

669. Oh yeah.

670. fans' heads would literally explode.

671. Fink, you are always one step ahead.

672. Xander's gonna open for me.

673. - Are you fuckin' serious? - Yeah, of course, he is.

674. People are gonna—

675. This is gonna be the tour of the fuckin' century.

676. This is incredible.

677. I mean, this is amazing.

678. Love you.

679. Amazing.

680. Fink, we actually have one more performance for you.

681. Mike, would you mind putting your chair right there?

682. Oh God. I always get nervous

683. when there's a chair in the middle of the room.

684. You remember there's this big bad wolf, yeah?

685. And he eats the grandmother,

686. and he eats the little girl, so he's really fuckin' happy with himself

687. 'cause he thinks he won, yeah?

688. But, you remember what happens next?

689. - No. - Well, I didn't either.

690. Well, there's this hunter that walks by

691. and he hears really loud snoring coming from the house.

692. He figures, "Ooh, I better check on the old lady."

693. So, he opens the door and he looks inside. What do you think he sees in there?

694. - I don't fuckin' know. - Well, he sees the big bad wolf asleep

695. on the grandma's bed.

696. I mean, like, he fuckin' owns the house.

697. He can't believe it, so he takes his shotgun, yeah,

698. sticks it right between the wolf's eyes, and he's just about to pull the trigger.

699. He's gonna do it. And he stops, he realizes,

700. "Whoa, wait a minute.

701. The grandma might still be alive in there."

702. So, he takes a scissors instead.

703. He jams it into the wolf's guts and snip, snip, snip.

704. So, he keeps ripping the wolf open, the wolf's screaming.

705. He don't care. Out comes the grandma

706. and Little Red Riding Hood, they're holding hands.

707. And there's not a scratch on their bodies.

708. Thank God. So now's when the story gets really weird.

709. 'Cause Little Red Riding Hood gets this brilliant idea.

710. Every day will be perfect...

711. So, the hunter and Little Red Riding Hood take these big rocks,

712. and they stick it into the wolf's belly, and they sew it closed.

713. Okay? So, when the wolf tries to run away,

714. he fuckin' bleeds out right in front of them.

715. Just, bang! Drops dead on the floor.

716. Am I playin' all right now, Daddy

717. Am I, am I

718. Now, you gotta keep in mind,

719. I'm reading this to my five-year-old daughter.

720. She says to me, "Daddy, when you heard this story,

721. you were a little boy. Were you scared?"

722. I said, "No."

723. She said, "Why not?"

724. So, I look her right in the eye and I said,

725. "Because...

726. I am the hunter."

727. Somewhere

728. In some other lifetime

729. Am I, am I

730. Am I playin' all right now, Daddy

731. I roam free

732. Strutting down my own, play it my way

733. No kings, no slaves

734. But right now

735. You got me in a chokehold, headlock, blindfold

736. Don't stop, I don't need to see

737. Have your way with me

738. Keep me in the dollhouse

739. Dressed up, perfect, messed up

740. Friendly as can be have your way with me

741. Just prop me with my head high

742. Doll house, dressed up

743. Perfect, messed up

744. Torture me with sleep, paint the air I breathe

745. Fishbowl, chokehold, clear water, I'm full

746. Perfect as can be

747. Have your way with me

748. Somewhere

749. Come on, man.

750. On some other timeline

751. There's no price on me

752. Nothing to compete with, pray for, no games, no war

753. I lay down every night at sunset

754. Glowing, fairytale, knowing

755. Doll house, dressed up, perfect, messed up

756. Torture me with sleep, paint the air I breathe

757. Fishbowl, chokehold

758. Clear water, I'm full

759. Dirty as can be, have your way with me

760. So, I believe people should be paid for their work.

761. $500,000 for you, Mauricio Jackson.

762. For this, you get the fuck out of our lives.

763. We don't hear from you, we don't see you, nothing.

764. You're tryna buy your girl back?

765. You know, I went to prison for this shit.

766. Am I, am I

767. Am I playin' all right now, Daddy

768. - Am I, am I - She's worth so much more than money.

769. Am I playin' all right now, Daddy

770. Am I, am I

771. Am I playin' all right now, Daddy

772. Okay, well now we go to plan B.

773. I fuckin' love plan B. I prefer it.

774. What do you think? Are you excited?

775. That was fucking fire. I wish I'd brought a change of shorts.

776. Are you fucking kidding me?

777. I just wanna say, as your fan,

778. that is one of the most fucking incredible songs.

779. It was so raw, and honest, and beautiful, and fucking hot.

780. Now, I was so worried when you threw out the whole album.

781. Thank God. You had to go through it.

782. This is the best fucking music that's ever poured out of you.

783. And I swear to God, the pain you went through,

784. everything with your mom, all of it, it all fuckin' led you to right here.

785. As a parent figure, I fucking couldn't be more proud of you.

786. It's so beautiful. Oh, my God.

787. And, yeah, suffice to say, suffice to say, the tour is back on.

788. Yes!

789. I'm not sure, not sure if you got that by now.

790. It was amazing, all of you guys.

791. Really, you're incredible, all of you.

792. I'm gonna take a cold shower and finish my nine holes.

793. You guys are fuckin' brilliant. Thank you, guys.

794. I don't know what happened to

795. Tetris or Super Mario Brothers, or wherever he is, but please,

796. please tell him bye for me.

797. All right, you guys, I'm outta here.

798. You guys are it. You're it. There's nobody else. Bye.

799. Fuck yeah.

800. I'm so, so proud of you.

801. - I'm so happy. - You should be.

802. We're going on tour.

803. We're going on tour.

804. Fuck yeah.

805. He's done.

806. - How much did you have to pay him? - A lot.

807. - Do you mind if I just have a minute? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

808. Dyanne, I have to tell you.

809. Here at Magistrate Records, we are so proud of all your hard work

810. - and you continue to amaze us. - Thank you.

811. But there's been a bit of a hiccup.

812. One of the writers—

813. This guy. There's a legal problem.

814. What do you mean?

815. Well.

816. We're going to have to hold the release of the song.

817. But you said I have a full team of legal support.

818. Right, and we want this resolved as much as you do,

819. but right now, we've done all we can.

820. So, I mean if anything,

821. this is good inspiration.

822. I mean, why don't you try writing a song of your own in the meantime?

823. You want me to write a song about a legal issue

824. for my first single?

825. Well, I'm just throwing ideas out there.

826. But yeah, that is what I mean.

827. I mean, Dyanne, we got you.

828. 100%.

829. You're a star and we're gonna make you a star.

830. All right. Well, thank you so much.

831. And we will reach out and I will see you soon.

832. It was Jocelyn, wasn't it?

833. There we go, there we go. Let's go!

834. When's your story due?

835. Friday.

836. Well, you might wanna fuckin' hold it.

837. Why?

838. 'Cause I got a bigger story for you.

839. My girl's in a lotta trouble, and I could use your help.

840. I'm listening.

841. I love you!

842. Hi.

843. That's my family

844. We don't like each other very much

845. Oh, I'm okay with that

846. But it breaks my mother's heart

847. Ohh, ooh

848. Ahh, ooh

849. Ooh

850. You know, I'm telling you, there's a gold mine in mental illness.

851. This thing is worth a fortune. I'm fuckin' serious.

852. Look at Jocelyn.

853. All you have to do is admit it, and then people feel sorry for you.

854. All I know is, we sold out.

855. She dropped three hit singles in six fuckin' weeks

856. and we're about to turn all those beauties into global superstars.

857. Hey, I'm not fuckin' complaining. That's paid off for me.

858. Yeah, don't pretend like you weren't scared, Fink.

859. - Never. - Really?

860. Your employees stage a walkout claiming

861. Jocelyn's music's misogynistic and you weren't scared?

862. Walkout? Seventeen retards and 200 journalists. That's a walkout?

863. This whole fucking circus.

864. I mean, it had to be worth, what, like, 200 million

865. - in free advertising. - At least.

866. No, "Fill The Void" jumped 8,000% just that day.

867. Nikki, when's the last time you sold out the whole tour in three weeks?

868. - Dude, I'm telling— - Three weeks!

869. Chaim, that's how we got the stadium.

870. With all the fuckin' taarof,

871. - it's actually a really inspiring story. - Yeah.

872. And most importantly, that psychopath

873. - is out of our lives for good. - Oh, yeah.

874. - Got rid of him. - Oh, my God. That fucking gonif.

875. The fucking guy was like herpes. We couldn't even fucking get rid of him.

876. - Tell me about it. - Do you know who fuckin' did it,

877. - your fuckin'sniper Talia. - That's right.

878. That fuckin' "Vanity Fair" article...

879. - Talia is hot. - ... took his ass out.

880. - I love her. - Dude, the quotes...

881. - That's right. - ... from the hookers he used to pimp out.

882. The one girl he used to fuckin— I didn't think he had it in him.

883. - Hi. - Hi.

884. My name is Tedros.

885. I was wondering if Jocelyn left an artist pass for me?

886. Tedros.

887. So, that's, that's T-E-D?

888. - R-O-S. - R-O-S?

889. So, yeah, there's nothing on our end. Could it be under a different name?

890. Mauricio Jackson?

891. - Mauricio Jackson. - M-A-U—

892. With the eyes of a big blue sea

893. That's my family

894. - Ooh - That's my family

895. I have something for Mauricio, so.

896. You have a great night, Mr. Jackson.

897. Thank you.

898. - You know he lost his club? - That fuckin' guy lost everything.

899. Yeah, good. I mean, thank God

900. - he lost his club. - Even his rattail, they took.

901. the thing is, he actually has really great taste in music.

902. I mean, look at all these great artists he gave us.

903. But you know what? What's fucked up,

904. he fuckin' sold out this stadium in a weird way.

905. So, maybe, you know, we should send him a t-shirt.

906. Fuckin' Holly saw a thing on "TMZ." The IRS is goin' after him now.

907. - Oh, yeah. - For what, I don't know.

908. But did you see the music video he made in 2011?

909. No, he was still rapping.

910. The one he shot in the parking lot of a Carl's Jr.?

911. You know he was fuckin' working there.

912. - Wait, Carl's Jr.? - No.

913. Employee of the month twice.

914. No, stop it.

915. I love Talia.

916. But seriously, that motherfucker was Keyser Soze.

917. - How did she find that shit out about him? - I don't know.

918. She's a good journalist. I don't know.

919. Yeah, Chaim.

920. What do you want?

921. Geez, don't look at me.

922. What, you don't believe people can be good journalists anymore?

923. Very fuckin' cynical, even for you two.

924. Tove me ode, Chaim.

925. Tove me fuckin' ode.

926. You guys, we ruined him.

927. - Ruined. - We fucking—

928. We fuckin' ruined him.

929. - Jocelyn's room? - What's up, man?

930. - What's goin' on, man? - Yeah, what's up?

931. Just here to see Jocelyn.

932. - Who are you? - Tedros.

933. Tedros? Tedros who?

934. Just Tedros. She knows me.

935. Let me go check with Jocelyn.

936. - She's expecting me. - Yeah.

937. - Yeah. - I hear you, man.

938. Look, man I got the fuckin' artist pass here—

939. - She said she never heard of you, man. - What's that?

940. - She said she never heard of you. - Never heard of you.

941. Said she ain't ever heard that name Tetro before.

942. Tetro, you gotta go.

943. Aw, man. I'm fuckin' with you, man. Go on up in there.

944. - Go on up in there. - You're okay, man.

945. - Look at you. - Do that little smooth walk you do, man.

946. Dolemite.

947. Hurry up, Don Juan. Your suit blindin' me.

948. Sit down.

949. They put you through the wringer.

950. Good.

951. Listen, I don't give a fuck about your past.

952. I don't give a fuck about anybody's past.

953. Let's call a spade a motherfuckin' spade.

954. You are and were a pimp.

955. It is what it is.

956. We all gotta do what we gotta do to survive.

957. But the question is, what are you going to do now?

958. I am not like these other bitches.

959. If you muff up

960. and you hurt her

961. I will hunt you down like the motherfuckin' dog you are.

962. And I will kill you.

963. On God.

964. Enjoy the motherfuckin' show.

965. I'm really glad you came.

966. - I missed you. - I missed you, too.

967. None of this means as much without you.

968. I don't like being apart.

969. Did you say this was the brush your mom beat you with?

970. I did.

971. It's brand new.

972. Hello, angels.

973. I'm so happy to be here in LA.

974. My home with all of you.

975. My family.

976. Jocelyn!

977. Fuck yeah!

978. I've had a tough year.

979. This world can be a cruel and unforgiving place.

980. And there were moments when I didn't know if I was gonna make it.

981. But then I thought of you, and your grace.

982. Tonight is incredibly special because I have the opportunity

983. to introduce you to the love of my life.

984. Wait, what?

985. The man who pulled me through the darkest hours

986. and into the light.

987. Tedros,

988. will you please join us?

989. I want you to meet my family.

990. You're mine, forever.

991. Now go stand over there.

992. That just happened, right?

993. - How do we get rid of this fucker? - How the fuck should I know?

994. Fuckin' fuck!

995. Mama taught her how to please

996. Daddy begged them not to leave

997. But they drove to the City of Angels

998. Mama knows baby girl gonna be famous

999. Mama died after fallen dream

1000. Suicide made her tabloid queen

1001. She's alone, the city gonna break her

1002. There's no one, there's no one to save her

1003. Oh, he watches over like a god

1004. Makes you hurt again

1005. So you can heal and say amen

1006. We will change for you, we will cry for you

1007. We will pay for you

1008. Give our lives to you, oh-oh-oh

1009. Oh-oh-oh

1010. Oh-oh-oh

1011. Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

1012. We will change for you

1013. We will cry for you

1014. We will pay for you

1015. Give our lives to you, oh-oh-oh

1016. Baby boy was doing petty crimes

1017. Twenty-five, he was serving time

1018. He would dream of the City of Angels

1019. He was born to entertain us

1020. 'tain us, 'tain us

1021. At his core, he's just a jealous guy

1022. Many woman fallin' for his lies

1023. He's alone

1024. The city gonna break him

1025. 'Cause there's no one, there's no one to save him

1026. Oh-oh-oh

1027. She watches over like a god

1028. Makes you hurt again

1029. So you can heal and say amen

1030. We will change for you

1031. We will cry for you

1032. We will pay for you

1033. Give our lives to you, oh-oh-oh

1034. Oh-oh-oh

1035. Oh-oh-oh

1036. Oh-oh-oh-oh, ohh

1037. We will change for you

1038. We will cry for you

1039. We will pay for you

1040. Give our lives to you

1041. We will change for you

1042. We will cry for you

1043. We will pay for you

1044. End our lives for you, oh-oh-oh

1045. Oh-oh-oh

1046. Oh-oh-oh

1047. Oh-oh-oh-oh, ohh

1048. We will change for you

1049. We will cry for you

1050. We will pay for you

1051. Give our lives to you, oh-oh-oh