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- Hi. What are we talking about?
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- It is my body.
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There's an emergency.
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- It's an emergency. I need you over here.
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- I gotta show you somethin'.
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- What is that?
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- Eleven minutes ago.
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- Chaimy, it's cum.
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- On her face.
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- Someone came
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- I don't know, I don't know.
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- Yeah, well, and she was on the ground.
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- He probably was fine as shit,
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She can't do that.
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- You fucking know.
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- Don't you fucking lie to me.
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- Hey.
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- Nothing. We just dealin'
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- Chaim,
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This way, come here.
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- Well, I got it covered.
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I paid for this whole day already.
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- It's a very big bathroom.
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- Price of fucking safety.
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You want $5,000?
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You gotta hold it really hard.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Don't let him out of there!
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Everybody feels real safe.
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- Yeah, please. Deep breath.
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- It's not...
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- ... a bad—
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It could be worse.
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- Well, with Jocelyn,
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- Oh, Talia, hi!
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- Hi, hello. You look fantastic.
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- Thank you so much.
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- Nice to see you.
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- Oh, you know.
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- I think it used to be fun.
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Joss, the dancers have been outside
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- Thank you.
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- Her mother died of cancer.
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but she is prioritizing wellness,
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Right?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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it's gotta say "revenge porn."
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or they're not gonna take it down.
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- Andrew Finkelstein.
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- Revenge porn?
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I've been here many, many times.
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- That's great. Do you have ID?
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- It's lights out.
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- It's good.
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- "World Class Sinner" it's called.
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- There's a lotta people here today.
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- Jesus fucking—
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Here, watch this. Ready?
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See that punim?
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Wow, they're similar.
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I'll get this figured out, okay?
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That's fine, no problem.
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- Hi. Joss, meet Talia from "Vanity Fair,"
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- Hi.
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- We do profiles.
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- It's so, so lovely to meet you.
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- Yeah, for sure.
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- I'll see you a little bit later.
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- Yeah. Why?
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- Hi!
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- Hi.
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- No, don't be boring.
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- Right this way.
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Wonderful fucking service.
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Twitter is calling her the human cum sock!
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- How you doin'? You all right?
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I want you to see it.
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- Me too, Andrew.
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- Okay. All right, all right.
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- I worry too much.
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- Yeah, that's their job. Okay?
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What do you need?
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- Oh, my God! Xander!
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- Thank you! So do you.
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That should be on seven, not on eight.
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We definitely need to do that again.
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- I know.
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402. You know it.
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403. I think you should take a break.
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404. Dyanne!
Take a break, watch Dyanne do it.
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406. I mean, they look like
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407. - Okay, let's go!
- Andy Finkelstein,
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408. to what do we owe the pleasure?
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409. Well, my 15-year-old daughter today
sent me a photo I really wish she hadn't.
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410. Did you come all the way over here
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411. Oh, there's no shame in being a slut,
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412. I'm just worried she's having another
psychotic break.
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413. - No, no. No.
- But she never had a psychotic break.
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414. Never had one.
She was just exhausted
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415. - and she was tired.
- Joss! Joss!
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- Look. See?
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417. - She's doin' great, okay?
- Hey, honey!
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418. Look at that. Now, does that look like
someone on the verge of a psychotic break?
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419. - Exactly.
- Joss!
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420. Keep your eyes on Dy.
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421. I want your eyes on her
for every little detail, okay?
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422. Walk! Power!
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423. Yes! Lick it! Spank it! Drop it!
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424. Hip, hip, hip! Around! Amazing, Dy!
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425. Yes! Exactly what I want.
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426. Yes, partners!
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427. She's a trouper.
She reminds me of myself at that age.
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428. Okay, the thought of you younger
is terrifying to me.
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429. I was having fun.
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430. I was getting fucked in the ass
of the Capitol Records building stairwell
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431. and then walking straight into meetings.
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432. Yeah, I remember.
I was the one fucking you.
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433. - Jesus Christ!
- Learn from the best.
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434. I'm so sorry.
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435. Can I just remind everybody that we
have "Vanity Fair" with us today?
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436. - So, if we could just...
- Oh, my God!
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437. - ... keep the shit-talk to a—
- Having her around
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438. is like living in communist China.
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439. - How's it been?
- Yeah, it's been good.
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440. You're doing her creative, right?
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441. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Cool.
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442. - Yeah.
- How the hell is that?
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443. It's good. We're all very excited
about the song, you know?
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444. But she's just fucking evolving
and embracing and it's inspiring.
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445. I think we're all very proud.
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446. Sexy! Push 'em away.
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447. Hi! Look at that, that little princess.
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448. I'm just a freak, yeah
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449. So show me why you came
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450. Sick! Incredible. Beautiful.
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451. So fucking good.
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452. Thank you. Thank you.
Joss, do you see that?
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454. God, I wish I could dance like you.
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455. Give it all you got, Joss.
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456. - This is the one.
- Ya ready?
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457. Are they all watching me?
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458. Joss, you got this.
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459. We're all here 'cause of you.
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460. All right, let's go. This is the one.
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461. Poses. Sit in that right hip, Joss!
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462. Okay, we're gonna crush this one.
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463. Energy, commitment.
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464. You got this, Joss.
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465. All right, let's do this.
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466. - Nina? You ready?
- All right. Here we go!
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467. All right, dancers in position.
Let me see those poses.
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468. And music!
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469. Five, six, seven, eight!
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470. Take your time.
Really feel it. Camera! Nice!
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471. Beautiful!
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472. Sharp!
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473. - Those eyes!
- Baby it's hard to see
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474. - Beautiful!
- When you're lookin' at me
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475. - Hop! Push 'em. Push!
- But I do what I want
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476. - Don't give a fuck at all
- Push him down, eyes up. Up!
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477. - Lookin' for somethin' sweet
- Hit it!
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478. When it comes time to eat
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479. - Eyes up!
- You better start to run
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480. When I call
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481. 'Cause I know that you don't
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482. - Yeah! Almost make out!
- Really know how to handle it
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483. Make it really steamy!
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484. Let me feel the heat!
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485. So, get down on your knees
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486. - Yes, goddess! Beautiful, Joss.
- And get ready to become my bitch
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487. Nice!
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488. I'm just a freak, yeah
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489. You know I want it bad
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490. And we can meet, yeah
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491. But I don't need to know your name
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492. - Fuck! All right!
- You can pull my hair
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493. - Touch me anywhere
- Woo! Yes, get it!
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494. - Ball and chain
- This is it!
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495. - Yes!
- I'm just a freak, yeah
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496. Beautiful! Let's end this strong!
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497. So show me why you came
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498. Don't forget your energy!
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499. Five. Six. Seven!
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500. - Yes! Incredible!
- Fuck yeah!
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501. - I knew you had it.
- Good job, Joss!
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502. - That's exactly it.
- Good job!
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503. - Fucking stunning.
- Come on.
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504. She's one of the greatest stars
to ever live.
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505. Benjamin, did you get
the revised statement from Holly?
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506. - Revenge porn?
- Yeah, exactly that.
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507. Make sure that every dipshit
with a keyboard
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508. has it spoon-fed down
their fuckin' throat.
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509. But it's true?
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510. Well, if we say it is.
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511. - I'm in a "Twilight Zone" episode.
- All right, people.
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512. - Okay, see you later.
- We live to fight another day.
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513. - Hi, should we go in the sauna?
- Yeah, sure.
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514. Hey, Joss, Nikki and Chaim
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515. just wanna go over
a couple things really quick.
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516. They're in the living room.
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517. - Did you find my phone?
- Yeah, it's up there.
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518. - Okay, see you in there.
- Bye.
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519. I mean, it could be way worse.
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520. - There's, there's not—
- She's coming. I'll do it.
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521. - I'll do it.
- Oh, my God.
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522. Yeah, I'll do it, relax.
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523. I knew it.
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524. I knew it all day. I just had a feeling
something was going on.
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525. What is it?
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526. This just posted on the internet.
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527. This is everywhere?
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528. Yeah.
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529. We've subpoenaed Reddit.
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530. They're tracking down
the IP address that posted it.
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531. So we're on it.
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532. It's not a big deal.
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533. I mean, I feel like it
could be a lot worse.
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534. - Right? Right.
- 100%.
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535. - 100%.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
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536. - Yeah. We're on it.
- Yeah.
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537. - Don't worry.
- Tomorrow, I wanna wake up to, like,
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538. 150 Google Alerts telling me Jocelyn's
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539. some kind of feminist hero, right?
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540. - Okay. Yeah, me too.
- You can do that.
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541. But I'm gonna start with victim
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542. - and move up from there.
- Yeah.
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543. - Well, it's the same difference.
- I don't understand anything.
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544. How could it possibly be
any fucking worse?
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545. Just tell me a scandal that was worse,
recently!
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546. She's coming out of it
more famous than when she came in.
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547. - And that's! That's the win.
- Let's just put it that way.
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548. Oh, you think the—
That's gonna be the reaction to this?
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549. To what do they call this?
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550. The Bugooki?
The Banooki? The Bonaki?
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551. - What do they call the word?
- Bukkake.
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552. Bukkake. That's gonna make her
more famous than before?
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553. - Kim Kardashian's a billionaire.
- Well, it's n—
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554. I would say it's actually not
a bukkake because
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555. that's kind of—
that's multiple people, right?
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556. And this, I think it's just one.
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557. What was the name of that club?
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558. Back up, back up, back up!
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559. We're here to drink.
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560. We're here to dance.
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561. We're here to fall in love.
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562. We're here to fuck!
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563. All those troubles outside,
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564. they do not exist
in this building right now.
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565. Fuck all that!
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566. This is a church for all you sinners.
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567. So, shots for everybody in here!
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568. On me! Let's go!
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569. Could I just get a water, please?
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570. Have some fucking fun.
Loosen up.
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571. I know, it's just so loud in here.
I have to, like—
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572. - It's a fucking club.
- I know it's a club.
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573. Jocelyn's on a manhunt, I guess.
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574. Just like a prayer I'll take you there
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575. I'll take you there
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576. It's like a dream
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577. Turn the music,
turn the music off for a second. Is that?
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578. Is that Jocelyn?
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579. Hold on, is that Jocelyn
on my dance floor in my club?
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580. Ah, no, no, no. You're an icon.
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581. You're a legend.
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582. Oh, my God, and you're so beautiful.
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583. I gotta, I gotta— Can I—
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584. I gotta have a dance with you.
Can I dance with you?
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585. I'm gonna dance with you.
Yo, bring, bring that back.
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586. Turn that back. I'm comin',
I'm comin' over there.
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587. Wait, is he actually coming over here?
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588. Who is he?
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589. Tedros. He owns the place.
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590. In the midnight hour
I can feel a power
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591. Just like a prayer
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592. You know I'll take you there
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593. - Yeah, I'm comin' over there.
- When you call my name
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594. It's like a little prayer
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595. I'm down on my knees
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596. I wanna take you there
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597. In the midnight hour
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598. I can feel your power
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599. Just like a prayer
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600. You know I'll take you there
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601. Ah-ah
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602. Come on, like this.
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603. - Ah-ah, Ah-ah
- Are you shy now?
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604. - Life is a mystery
- Oh, hey!
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605. Everyone must stand alone
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606. - There she is.
- I hear you call my name
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607. And it feels like home
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608. Just like a prayer
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609. Your voice can take me there
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610. Just like a muse to me
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611. You are a mystery
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612. Just like a dream
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613. You are not what you seem
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614. Just like a prayer
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615. You're dangerous.
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616. I mean, how could anyone
not fall in love with you?
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617. I don't even know you.
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618. Just like a prayer I'll take you there
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619. - It's like a dream to me
- Excuse me?
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620. Could I just get a water, please?
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621. It's been, like, seven minutes.
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622. Gimme a minute.
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623. You fit perfectly in my arms.
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624. Your voice
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625. It's like an angel sighin'
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626. I have no choice
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627. I hear your
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628. So, this is your place?
You own this place?
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629. Welcome to my shit hole.
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630. I've never fucked anyone
with a rattail before.
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631. A what?
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632. You have a rattail.
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633. A rattail? Is that what you called it?
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634. Joss?
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635. Joss?
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636. Joss?
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637. Joss? I have your bag.
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638. Who the fuck is that?
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639. Hey, Joss?
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640. Where the fuck is she?
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641. Hey, have any of you guys seen Joss?
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642. Where is she?
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643. She's gone.
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644. Jesus Christ.
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645. God.
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646. What a fuckin' boner killer.
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647. I know, she prevented us
from starting our family.
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648. I'm so sorry.
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649. Joss?
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650. Joss?
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651. Do you wanna dance?
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652. What? Oh, sorry. I'm looking for,
I'm looking for—
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653. Is that a yes?
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654. Yeah!
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655. All right, when can I hear this new album?
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656. Never.
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657. - Never?
- No.
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658. - Why the fuck not?
- Because it's, like, stupid,
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659. and I hate it
and you're gonna hate it, too.
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660. You hate it?
How can you put out something you hate?
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661. Well, you obviously don't work
in the music industry.
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662. Pop music is just
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663. - superficial.
- I think Prince would disagree with you.
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664. I love Prince.
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665. Are you gonna call
"When Doves Cry" fuckin' superficial?
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666. No, I love that song.
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667. If that song came out today,
it'd be a smash tomorrow.
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668. So, all I have to do is
make music like Prince?
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669. - I didn't say that.
- Easy. I'll just do that.
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670. - No. I didn't say that.
- Why didn't I think of that?
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671. You can't make music like Prince.
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672. Pop music is like
the ultimate Trojan Horse.
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673. Ya get people to dance,
ya get people to sing along.
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674. Could say whatever you want.
Shit's powerful.
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675. I like you.
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676. I like you, too.
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677. You got the best job in the world.
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678. Should be having way more fun.
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679. I'm trying.
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680. Da, da, da
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681. Uh, da, da, da, uh, uh
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682. Da, da, da, uh, uh
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683. Da, da, da, uh, uh
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684. Down, down
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685. Come here.
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686. Joss?
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687. Gotta get up.
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689. Like two years.
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690. Did your mom live here, too?
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691. Okay, look.
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692. I'm not supposed to say things like this,
but I find you so impressive.
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693. The fact that that photo came out
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694. and I can't even imagine
all the shame and humiliation
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695. you must've been feeling,
but it didn't derail you.
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696. The focus that must've taken.
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697. It's like an Olympian.
It's extraordinary.
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698. I'm sorry.
Was there a question?
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699. Did it hurt?
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700. That photo? The betrayal of it?
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701. Of course.
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702. But, I mean, what am I supposed to do?
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703. I don't know.
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704. Fuck up the guy that did it to you.
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705. Like in the piece you're writing?
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706. Yeah, actually.
I think it would be inspirational
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707. for young women and girls
all around the world
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708. who have been targeted and humiliated
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709. in the way you were.
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710. Revenge is empowerment?
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711. It's human, I think.
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712. Look, I think five years ago
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713. when people would tell me
that it was important to comment
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714. on something publicly,
I would buy into it.
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715. But now I just know
that I'm being hustled.
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716. Yeah, I mean, obviously, my editor
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717. is breathing down my neck,
gun to my back,
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718. trying to get me to get you
to talk about this photo.
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719. It's all anyone can talk about.
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720. I get it.
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721. We all have to answer to somebody.
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722. Who do you answer to?
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723. God.
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724. Listen, lady,
we can do this downtown if you want.
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725. So, read me my rights and arrest me.
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726. Otherwise, get the fuck outta here.
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727. Do you like the single?
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728. Yeah!
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729. - Really?
- Joss, it's amazing.
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730. Why?
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731. I don't know. I just feel like—
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732. I know it, like, works commercially,
but I just feel like
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733. every time I listen to it,
I'm, like, fucking embarrassed.
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734. Well, that's because it's different
than anything you've ever done before.
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735. It's, like, edgy but, like, in a cool way.
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736. It's really good.
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737. "Baby, you better have a bank account
if you wanna see what I'm about.
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738. I'm a good girl gone bad.
Get in that car. Drive fast"?
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739. Okay, well
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740. every song sounds weird
when you just talk the lyrics.
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741. Okay?
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742. But also, it's, like
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743. not every song has to be like—
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744. It's fun, you know?
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745. Like, you wanna dance to it
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746. - and, like, vibe.
- Yeah, but I just feel like I've, like—
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747. I don't know.
I haven't done anything in, like, a year.
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748. And I just feel like people are,
like, waiting for me to fail.
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749. And I just don't wanna,
like, prove them right.
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750. Yeah, but, Joss, you always do this.
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751. You always second-guess yourself
right before something comes out.
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752. You're just gonna drive yourself crazy.
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753. I just don't wanna, like,
make a fool of myself.
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754. I don't want people to,
like, make fun of me.
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755. They're not.
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756. Trust me.
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757. It's good. It's, like, really good.
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758. I think I'm gonna invite Tedros over.
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759. The rattail club guy?
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760. Yeah.
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761. - Joss.
- What?
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762. I hate his vibe.
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763. - Really?
- Yes!
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764. - What's wrong with him?
- He's so rape-y.
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765. Yeah, I kinda like that about him.
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766. Joss. No. Gross.
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767. So disturbing.
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768. Yeah, it teaches you to lie.
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769. How's that?
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770. You make stuff up,
it has to be believable.
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771. It's called suspension of disbelief.
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772. - I like that! Suspension of disbelief.
- It's gonna be fine.
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773. Okay?
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774. Trust me.
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775. A detective.
He falls for the wrong woman.
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776. What happens?
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777. She kills him.
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778. Hey, Joss?
Tedros is at the gate.
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779. Okay, just tell him I'm getting ready.
I'll be down in, like, soon.
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780. is that what you're wearing?
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781. Yeah.
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782. With the heels?
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783. I wanna be taller than him.
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784. Okay.
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785. Cool.
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786. I'm just like—
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787. I'm lounging.
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788. I love it. I'll go tell him to wait.
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789. Okay, be mysterious.
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790. - Okay. I'll be very mysterious.
- Okay.
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791. Hi.
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792. Leia?
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793. Yes.
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794. Thank you for that.
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795. Yeah, so Jocelyn is just
finishing getting ready, so.
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796. You can chill in the living room,
have a drink, whatever.
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797. Just make yourself at home.
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798. You sure?
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799. Hello, Angel.
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800. Hello, Angel.
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801. Hello, Angel.
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802. - Hello, Angel.
- You call all the girls Angel?
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803. Just you.
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804. Yeah, right.
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805. We should do a shot.
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806. Number two. Look me in the eyes.
Cheers. Cheers.
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807. Cheers.
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808. Hey, Joss,
you have to be up at 7 A.M. tomorrow.
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809. Okay.
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810. Fuck's up with her?
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811. - She doesn't wanna hang out with us?
- She's my assistant.
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812. And my best friend.
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813. She's your best friend and your assistant?
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814. Yeah.
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815. She's your best friend that works for you?
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816. - Yeah, isn't that nice?
- Really?
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817. Don't you think that's kinda, like,
a nice arrangement?
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818. For her it's amazing.
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819. Fuck. Can I be your best friend?
I'd love to get paid.
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820. Can I play you my new song?
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821. Are you desperate to put
this specific song out?
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822. No, I'm not desperate
to put anything out, my team is.
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823. 'Cause everyone in my life is, like,
telling me that it's really great
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824. but I don't believe them.
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825. Why?
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826. 'Cause when you're famous,
everyone lies to you.
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827. And you trust me?
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828. I just think you're enough of an asshole
that you might tell me the truth.
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829. Cheers to that.
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830. - You gonna help me?
- Are you gonna go all the way down?
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831. All right, let's go, let's go.
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832. - That's where my studio is.
- Oh, my God.
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833. All right, this is the song
I was telling you about.
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834. It's still super rough.
It's not, like, mixed or anything.
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835. Baby, it's hard to see
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836. When you're lookin' at me
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837. But I do what I want
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838. Don't give a fuck at all
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839. Lookin' for somethin' sweet
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840. When it comes time to eat
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841. You better start to run when I call
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842. 'Cause I know that you don't really know
how to handle it
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843. So, get down on your knees
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844. And get ready to become my bitch
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845. I'm just a freak, yeah
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846. You know I want it bad
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847. And we can meet, yeah
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848. But I don't need to know your name
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849. You can pull my hair,
touch me anywhere
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850. Ball and chain
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851. I'm just a freak, yeah,
so show me why you came
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852. Baby, ain't nothin' free
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853. Especially not with me
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854. Better have a bank account
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855. If you wanna see what I'm about
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856. I'm a good girl gone bad
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857. - Why'd you stop it?
- 'Cause it's done.
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858. And you hate it.
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859. I liked it.
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860. - It was good. It's a hit, yeah.
- Really?
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861. I can see why the label
wants to put it out.
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862. I don't know. I feel like it's, like,
too superficial or something.
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863. Why?
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864. Because it's like—
I don't know if it's, like, honest.
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865. So, you're not a freak?
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866. You could release "I'm a Nun" instead.
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867. I'm not a nun.
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868. Are you sure?
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869. I'm positive.
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870. Is this the first song you recorded
after your mother?
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871. Yeah.
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872. Well, I like it.
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873. It's good, yeah.
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874. Just one minor note.
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875. - What's that?
- I don't believe you.
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876. If you're gonna sing a song called
"I'm a Freak,"
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877. you should at least sing it
like you know how to fuck.
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878. What makes you think
I don't know how to fuck?
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879. Your vocal performance.
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880. Fuck you.
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881. Fuck you.
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882. Do you ever listen to Donna Summer?
"Love to Love You Baby"?
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883. When she sings
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884. there's no doubt that
she knows how to fuck.
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885. Yeah.
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886. You could hear it in her voice.
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887. You can feel it.
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888. But not with me?
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889. Not yet.
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890. You sing sitting down?
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891. I do.
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892. Get up.
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893. You gotta stop carin' what people think.
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894. You are...
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895. too...
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896. locked up in your head.
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897. - Yeah?
- Yeah, you're thinking too much.
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898. You need to block out the world.
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899. Feel it.
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900. Do you trust me?
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901. No.
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902. Don't be scared.
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903. Open your mouth.
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904. Open your mouth.
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905. Now you can sing.
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906. Oh, Nikki, ohhhh
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907. Ohh
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908. Come back, Nikki, come back
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909. Your dirty little Prince wanna grind
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910. Grind, grind, grind, grind,
grind, grind, grind, grind
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