1. - HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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3. - IT'S YOU AND ME
AGAINST THE WORLD.
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4. WE ATTACK AT DAWN.
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5. - HEY, MANDY.
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6. FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
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7. - THIS IS MY LOCKER.
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8. - SO IT IS.
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9. SO IT IS.
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10. ISN'T IT SUBLIME?
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11. - OW!
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12. - EWW! IT LOOKS LIKE I HIT SOME
KIND OF BIG, UGLY BUG.
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13. OH, NEVER MIND.
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14. THAT'S JUST MANDY.
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15. - I DIDN'T REALIZE THE ZOO
ANIMALS WERE ON PARADE.
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16. - HA HA!
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17. VERY FUNNY, MANDY, AND IN CASE
YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
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18. THAT WAS SARCASM.
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19. ACTUALLY, I'M PRACTICING FOR
WHEN I GET CROWNED IN
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20. THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS
SCURVY PAGEANT.
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21. I'VE GOT THE 3 THINGS
YOU NEED TO WIN...
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22. LOOKS, CHARM, TALENT,
AND BRAINS.
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23. SEE HOW THE OTHER KIDS
BOW BEFORE ME?
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24. - MINDY, BEAUTY PAGEANTS ARE
RIDICULOUS CONTESTS FOR
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25. RIDICULOUS GIRLS.
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26. - OH, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY.
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27. MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY,
MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY.
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28. MANDY, MANDY, MANDY,
MANDY, MANDY, MANDY.
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29. MANDY.
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30. YOU UGLY PEOPLE ARE SO
PREDICTABLE, BUT SINCE YOU
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31. WERE BORN HIDEOUS AND
BEAST-LIKE,
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32. IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE,
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33. AND STOP UGLYING UP MY FLOAT.
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34. I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS.
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35. - HEY.
- AAH!
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36. - I'VE GOT A LEMON FOR A HEAD.
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37. I GUESS THAT MAKES ME CRAZY.
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38. - HELLO, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.
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39. - MANDY, I OVERHEARD THE HURTFUL
THINGS MINDY SAID TO YOU,
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40. AND I THINK SHE'S GOT A POINT.
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41. YOU HAVE TO LOOK DEEP INSIDE
AND REALIZE THAT THE ONLY ONE
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42. WHO CAN DECIDE IF YOU'RE
TRULY PRETTY...
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43. IS A PANEL OF 3 JUDGES.
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44. HERE'S THE PAGEANT ENTRY FORM.
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45. - FASTER.
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46. FASTER! FASTER!
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47. - I CAN'T GO NO FASTER.
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48. - FASTER!
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49. - YOU CAN CARRY YOUR
OWN BOOKS HOME!
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50. WHY DO THEY GOT TO LOAD YOU UP
WITH SO MANY BOOKS ANYWAYS?
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51. - ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST
ONE BIG BOOK.
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52. - WELL, I THINK I'D BETTER
DIVIDE IT INTO CHAPTERS.
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53. WAIT. I SENSE A DISTURBANCE
IN THE FORCE.
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54. HOLY MOLY!
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55. - IS IT A CANDY NECKLACE?
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56. GIVE IT TO ME!
IT'S MINE, MINE,
MINE, ALL MINE!
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57. - IT AIN'T NO CANDY NECKLACE,
BOY, BUT I'D PREFER THAT
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58. IT HAD BEEN.
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59. WHY YOU HIDING IN THE BUSHES?
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60. - I HAVE A QUESTION
FOR YOU TWO.
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61. DO YOU THINK I'M... PRETTY?
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62. - WELL, I THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY SOMETHING.
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63. - YEAH. PRETTY MEAN.
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64. - WHY THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN
YOUR APPEARANCE?
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65. - I WAS THINKING OF ENTERING
A... BEAUTY... PAGEANT.
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66. - BEAUTY PAGEANT.
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67. - BEAUTY PAGEANT!
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68. - PAGEANT.
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69. - HOO HOO HOO!
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70. - I THINK SHE'S SERIOUS.
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71. - IS IT TRUE, MANDY?
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72. ARE YOU... SERIOUS?
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73. WHAT IS IT?
- A PAGEANT ENTRY FORM.
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74. OH, SHE'S SERIOUS, MAN.
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75. WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU
WANT TO DO THAT?
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76. - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT
ISN'T THE MUGLY GANG, AND BY
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77. MUGLY, I MEAN
MONSTROUSLY UGLY.
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78. - CINDY!
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79. - MINDY.
- MINDY!
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80. - YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO
ENTER THE LITTLE MISS SCURVY
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81. PAGEANT, ARE YOU, MANDY?
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82. - SCARED OF THE COMPETITION?
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83. - I'M SCARED THAT THE JUDGES
WILL MISTAKE YOU FOR A BIG
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84. DOO-DOO MONSTER AND CHASE YOU
OUT OF TOWN WITH TORCHES.
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85. - OH, YEAH?
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86. WE'LL SEE WHO CHASES WHOM
WITH TORCHES.
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87. - YEAH! MANDY WILL TAKE
YOUR PANTS OFF!
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88. - BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF.
- BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF!
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89. - OH, I'M SO SURE SHE'LL WIN,
AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
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90. THAT WAS SARCASM.
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91. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I
HAVE TO GO GET A RIB REMOVED.
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92. - OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE
DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
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93. YOU CAN WIN.
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94. - YEAH! WE JUST GOT CAUGHT UP
IN THE MOMENT.
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95. WAIT A SECOND!
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96. GRIM, WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR
POWERS TO MAKE MANDY BOOTIFUL?
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97. - DARN IT, BOY!
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98. I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER,
BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS.
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99. - NOW WHAT?
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100. - I SUGGEST WE MOVE.
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101. - MOVE?
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102. - MOVE QUICKLY!
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103. - CHICKEN WING!
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104. - CRABINA!
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105. YOU LOOK AS FABULOUS AS EVER.
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106. MM. KISS!
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107. - GRIM, DARLING, IF I COULD
MOVE ANY PART OF MY FACE,
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108. YOU'D KNOW HOW HAPPY I
WAS TO SEE YOU.
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109. - CHILDREN, MEET CRABINA,
THE UNDERWORLD'S PREMIER
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110. MAKEOVER ARTIST.
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111. - HMM. WELL, IT'S NOT AS BAD
AS YOU MADE IT SOUND.
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112. OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT NOSE.
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113. - NO. UH, THE OTHER ONE.
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114. - OTHER ONE?
WHAT OTHER... OH, MY GOODNESS!
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115. UGH! I MISTOOK HER FOR
AN ANGRY TREE STUMP.
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116. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NOSE?
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117. - FORGET IT, GRIM.
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118. I DON'T NEED HER HELP.
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119. - TRUST ME.
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120. CRABINA MADE ME WHO
I AM TODAY.
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121. YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN ME BEFORE.
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122. I LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL NERD.
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123. - MY DEAR, DEAR CHILD, YOUR
PROBLEM IS NOT A PHYSICAL ONE.
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124. WHY, WITH ENOUGH SURGERY,
ANYONE CAN LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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125. TRUE BEAUTY... OH,
JUST A MOMENT.
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126. WHERE WAS I?
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127. OH, YES.
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128. TRUE BEAUTY LIES WITHIN.
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129. - IN HER LUNGS?
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130. - IN HER ATTITUDE.
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131. WHAT DOES THIS GIRL'S
ATTITUDE SAY TO YOU?
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132. - OOH. IT SAYS BAD THINGS,
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133. THINGS I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO REPEAT.
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134. MAKE THE BAD THINGS GO AWAY!
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135. I'LL BE GOOD, MOMMY.
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136. I PROMISE!
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137. - EXACTLY.
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138. SHE'S WHAT WE REFER TO AS
A SOUR GRAPE.
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139. - YEAH, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS
BEEN LIKE THIS.
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140. - THEN OUR GOAL IS CLEAR.
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141. IF SHE CANNOT LEARN TO SMILE
BY WEEK'S END, SHE HAS NO HOPE
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142. OF WINNING THE PAGEANT.
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143. - WILL MANDY WIN THE PAGEANT?
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144. WILL SHE EVER SMILE?
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145. I DON'T CARE!
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146. INSTEAD, HERE'S AN IMPORTANT
COMMERCIAL MESSAGE.
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147. IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE!
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148. - AND SO THROUGHOUT THE WEEK,
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149. THEY TRIED A SERIES OF DUMB
GAGS TO MAKE MANDY SMILE.
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150. LET'S WATCH A CLIP.
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151. WATCH A CLIP!
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152. - ANY REACTION?
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153. - THERE WAS EVEN A WRETCHED
MUSICAL NUMBER!
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154. - AND THEN THE DAY OF THE
PAGEANT FINALLY ARRIVED.
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155. - WELL, THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT
HAS FINALLY ARRIVED.
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156. LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GIRLS
ALL TARTED UP.
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157. WHAT KIND OF SAD, NEEDY PERSON
WOULD FORCE THEM TO DO THAT?
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158. - DON'T FORGET.
THIS IS MOMMY'S BIG DAY.
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159. - THE BIGGER YOU SMILE,
THE MORE BEAUTIFUL MOMMY LOOKS.
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160. - BABY, IT'S TIME TO EARN
MOMMY'S LOVE.
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161. - I DON'T SEE MANDY.
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162. - CRABINA WANTED TO DO HER
HAIR AND MAKEUP.
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163. AH! HERE THEY COME.
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164. - WOW, MANDY!
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165. YOU LOOK LOTS BETTER!
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166. - GENTLEMEN, PREPARE FOR
SHOCK AND AWE.
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167. THE PLAIN, DRAB MANDY YOU
KNEW BEFORE IS DEAD.
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168. - GRIM, SHE MURDERED MANDY!
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169. - IT'S A FIGURE OF
SPEECH, DUMMY.
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170. - SAY HELLO TO ENDSVILLE'S
NEWEST GLAMOUR GIRL.
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171. - OH, MY WORD!
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172. - I FEEL RIDICULOUS.
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173. - YOU ARE RIDICULOUS,
RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL.
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174. - OH, I AGREE.
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175. SHE'S A REAL LOOKER NOW, AND
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT
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176. WAS SARCASM.
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177. PUTTING MAKEUP ON YOU IS LIKE
PUTTING DIAMONDS ON DOO-DOO.
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178. GIVE IT UP, MANDY.
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179. I WAS LITTLE MISS RICKETS
LAST YEAR, LITTLE MISS TOE JAM
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180. THE YEAR BEFORE, AND, GIRL,
I'M GONNA BE LITTLE MISS
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181. SCURVY THIS YEAR!
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182. OH, AND HERE'S
A LITTLE ADVICE.
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183. PUT THE BAG BACK ON, PLEASE.
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184. HA HA HA!
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185. - YOU WANT ME TO TURN HER
INTO A STINK BUG?
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186. - NO, GRIM.
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187. I WANT TO CRUSH HER ON MY OWN.
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188. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
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189. IT'S SHOW TIME!
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190. - GOOD LUCK, MANDY.
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191. - AND TRY TO SMILE.
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192. - MANDY, I ONLY HAVE THESE
WORDS TO OFFER.
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193. YOU ARE A SPECIAL GIRL, AND
WHAT YOU LACK IN GRACE, YOU
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194. MAKE UP FOR IN FURY.
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195. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
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196. OH, AND HERE'S SOME
PETROLEUM JELLY.
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197. A LITTLE RUBBED ON YOUR TEETH
WILL HELP YOU SMILE.
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198. YEAH. THAT'S BETTER.
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199. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET
THE CONTESTANTS FOR
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200. LITTLE MISS SCURVY.
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201. - WHOO!
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202. YEAH, BABY!
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203. WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!
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204. - AND SAY HELLO TO OUR
IMPARTIAL JUDGES...
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205. GENERAL SCAR...
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206. CAP'N GREEN GUMS, AND
MINDY'S MOM!
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207. - HI, HONEY!
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208. - HI, MOMMY!
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209. - IMPARTIAL MY BIG, BONY...
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210. - BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN, LET'S
STOP AND THINK ABOUT
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211. WHY WE'RE HERE.
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212. - MY WIFE MADE ME COME!
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213. - SCURVY IS A TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE DISEASE.
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214. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
CAP'N GREEN GUMS?
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215. - ARR! I USED TO HAVE
A SET OF GUMS
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216. WHAT MADE ALL
THE TAVERN WENCHES SWOON.
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217. THEN I GOT THE SCURVY!
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218. THEY HAD TO REPLACE ME GUMS
WITH... WITH KOSHER PICKLES!
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219. AND I HATE PICKLES!
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220. - STATISTICS SHOW THE NUMBER-ONE
CAUSE OF SCURVY IS IGNORANCE!
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221. PLEASE DO NOT BOIL YOUR
FRUIT JUICES.
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222. I CANNOT STRESS THIS
ENOUGH, PEOPLE.
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223. AHH. NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF
THE WAY, LET THE PAGEANT BEGIN!
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224. - FIRST ROUND, EVENING GOWNS.
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225. JULIE.
- AW.
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226. - LAURA.
- OOH.
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227. - EVA.
- OHH!
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228. - XENA.
- OOH!
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229. - ANNA.
- AHH.
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230. - RAE.
- AHH!
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231. - SUE.
- OOH.
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232. - MINDY.
- AHH!
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233. - MANDY.
- OH, YEAH!
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234. - AND NOW SWIMSUIT.
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235. - BABY GOT BACK!
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236. - NICE, EH?
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237. - WESTERN WEAR.
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238. - ARR! HER BOLDNESS BE SLOWLY
WINNING ME HEART,
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239. BUT HER COLDNESS KEEPS ME AT
AN EMOTIONAL DISTANCE.
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240. - SAMURAI ARMOR.
- YAY!
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241. - RENAISSANCE FAIR!
- YAY!
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242. - JERSEY MALL.
- YAY!
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243. - GOM JABBAR.
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244. - IT BURNS!
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245. - ARR! THAT WILL COST HER
SOME POINTS.
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246. - OUR LAST EVENT,
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,
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247. THE TALENT COMPETITION.
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248. - OOH.
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249. - ARR! THIS ROUTINE BE
TECHNICALLY SOUND,
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250. BUT WHERE BE THE SOUL,
THE PASSION?
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251. - IT'S SO CLOSE.
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252. ALL MANDY'S GOT TO
DO IS SMILE.
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253. - I'M GONNA VOMIT FROM
THE TENSION, YO!
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254. - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT
ISN'T LITTLE MISS RUNNER-UP.
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255. HA HA HA!
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256. AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
THAT WAS SARCASM.
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257. NO, WAIT.
IT WASN'T.
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258. - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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259. - ARR! SHE APPEARS TO BE MOVING
A VESSEL OUT TO PORT.
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260. HA HA!
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261. - COME ON. COME ON.
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262. - BRING IT. BRING IT.
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263. - YOU EVER GET THE FEELING
SOMETHING REALLY BAD
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264. IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN?
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265. - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
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266. - WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
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267. - YOU FOOLS!
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268. YOU'VE MESSED WITH
THE NATURAL ORDER!
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269. - AAH!
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270. - AAH!
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271. - REALITY IS FALLING APART!
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272. - WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US?
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273. - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GONNA
HOLD YOU TIGHT
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274. AND NEVER LET GO.
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275. - I LOVE YOU, GRIM.
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276. - WHAT ABOUT ME, YO?
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277. - EH, YOU'LL BE FINE.
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278. - AAH!
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279. - GIRLS, GIRLS, GET UP.
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280. MOJO JOJO JUST SNUCK INTO
A MOVIE THEATER WITHOUT PAYING.
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281. - WE'RE ON IT, PROFESSOR.
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282. - OK. WE KEEP FLYING.
WE NEVER HEAD BACK.
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283. WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN.
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284. - YEP.
- UH-HUH.
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285. - AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY
IS SAVED THANKS TO BILLY,
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286. MANDY, AND GRIM.
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287. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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288. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
www.ncicap.org...
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289. - I CAN'T BREATHE, YO.
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290. THIS BELT IS CINCHED
TOO... TIGHT.
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291. AHH.
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