1. - BY THE PRICKING OF MY THUMBS,Copy !req
2. SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.Copy !req
3. - HONEY, I'M HOME!Copy !req
4. WHOO! WHAT A DAY.Copy !req
5. EVEN THE FLIES
WERE DROPPING LIKE FLIES.Copy !req
6. MMM!Copy !req
7. DINNER SMELLS GOOD!Copy !req
8. WHATCHA COOKIN', BABY?Copy !req
9. - ME FAVORITE!Copy !req
10. OH, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO
DESERVE A WIFE AS GOOD AS YOU?Copy !req
11. - OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
12. GOSH, I LOVE SNUGGLING
IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE.Copy !req
13. BABY, YOU REMEMBER OUR
HONEYMOON AT THE DEAD SEA?Copy !req
14. - HA!Copy !req
15. I HAVEN'T LIVED DOWN
THAT NICKNAME YET,Copy !req
16. HAVE I, BILLY?Copy !req
17. BILLY?Copy !req
18. I MEAN "BABY!"Copy !req
19. I MEAN... I MEAN... WAIT!Copy !req
20. THIS IS NOT ME BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.Copy !req
21. THIS IS NOT ME BEAUTIFUL WIFE!Copy !req
22. - SAME AS IT EVER WAS!Copy !req
23. SAME AS IT EVER WAS.Copy !req
24. SAME AS IT EVER WAS.Copy !req
25. SAME AS IT EVER WAS.Copy !req
26. SAME AS IT EVER WAS.Copy !req
27. - STOP SAYING THAT!Copy !req
28. MAN, I WAS HAVING
THE NICEST DREAM.Copy !req
29. OH, NO!Copy !req
30. NICE DREAM?Copy !req
31. - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?Copy !req
32. I HAVE NICE DREAMS ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
33. - BILLY, I'M THE GRIM REAPER.Copy !req
34. I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO
HAVE NICE DREAMS.Copy !req
35. ME DREAMS SHOULD BE FILLED
WITH AN ENDLESS VOIDCopy !req
36. OF WAILING DARKNESS.Copy !req
37. WHEN I HAVE GOOD DREAMS,Copy !req
38. A VORTEX OPENS
IN THE BACK OF ME HEADCopy !req
39. BRIDGING THIS WORLD
AND THE DARK REALM,Copy !req
40. THUS ALLOWING A MENAGERIE OF
NIGHTMARES TO SLITHER ON OUT!Copy !req
41. - OH, YEAH!Copy !req
42. I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM YESTERDAYCopy !req
43. AFTER I ATE THAT BURRITO.Copy !req
44. - HELP ME LOOK AROUND.Copy !req
45. - FOR WHAT?Copy !req
46. - FOR THE NIGHTMARE BUGABOO
I WAS JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT.Copy !req
47. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE
AREN'T ANY RUNNING LOOSE.Copy !req
48. - OH, OK.Copy !req
49. NO BOOGERS IN HERE.Copy !req
50. - WELL, I DIDN'T FIND
ANYTHING TOO UNUSUAL.Copy !req
51. EXCEPT FOR THIS.Copy !req
52. - OH, OK, LOOK!Copy !req
53. I CAN EXPLAIN.Copy !req
54. - WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
55. HAS THAT DUCK ALWAYS
BEEN OVER THERE?Copy !req
56. - WHAT DUCK?
- THIS DUCK RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
57. - I DON'T SEE A DUCK.Copy !req
58. - BILLY, I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID,Copy !req
59. BUT NOT BLIND.Copy !req
60. THIS DUCK RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
61. - OH, WAIT!Copy !req
62. THIS IS A GAME WHERE
WE MAKE STUFF UP, RIGHT?Copy !req
63. OK!Copy !req
64. THEN I SEE A BIG,
GREEN ELEFLANT...Copy !req
65. NAME HERBERT McHOOVER.Copy !req
66. HE PLAYS THE DRUMS AND LISTENS
TO "FREEDOM ROCK!"Copy !req
67. - NO, DUMMY!Copy !req
68. A REAL DUCK, RIGHT HERE ON THE...Copy !req
69. - GRIM.Copy !req
70. YOU MADE A BUTT BURP.Copy !req
71. - WHAT? NO!Copy !req
72. IT WASN'T ME!Copy !req
73. IT WAS THE... -Copy !req
74. - OK, GRIM.Copy !req
75. I'M GONNA WAIT OUT IN THE HALLCopy !req
76. UNTIL YOU AND YOUR BUTTCopy !req
77. CAN AGREE ON A POLITE
WAY TO BEHAVE.Copy !req
78. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF
BACKWATER, LOW-LEVEL NIGHTMARECopy !req
79. YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE MESSING
WITH THE WRONG DUDE!Copy !req
80. I AM THE GRIM... -Copy !req
81. - THAT'S IT!Copy !req
82. DANG.Copy !req
83. WHERE'D I PUT ME... AH!Copy !req
84. OK, DUCK,Copy !req
85. PREPARE FOR COMPLETE
AND TOTAL OBLITERATION!Copy !req
86. - LOOK, I HAVE SOME
IMPORTANT WORK TO DO NOW.Copy !req
87. SO NOT A PEEP.Copy !req
88. GOT IT?Copy !req
89. - THAT MUST BE MY SON
FINALLY COME TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
90. - MR. HICKEY.Copy !req
91. I HAVE COME FOR YOU!Copy !req
92. - IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS, PAUL,Copy !req
93. BUT YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!Copy !req
94. AREN'T YOU GONNA GIVE
YOUR OLD DAD A HUG?Copy !req
95. - OH, WELL, SEE,
I'M ACTUALLY HERE...Copy !req
96. - JUST ONE HUG, PAUL,Copy !req
97. AND MY HEART CAN REST EASY.Copy !req
98. - HOW 'BOUT I JUST GIVE YOU
A PIECE OF HARD CANDY?Copy !req
99. YOU PEOPLE LIKE
THAT STUFF, RIGHT?Copy !req
100. - AH! HERE WE GO!Copy !req
101. - OH.Copy !req
102. - OOPS.
I'LL GET THAT.Copy !req
103. - UH... HA HA.Copy !req
104. THAT WAS THE UH...
THE INVISIBLE DUCK.Copy !req
105. HA HA.Copy !req
106. - I HAD THE SAME
PROBLEM YESTERDAYCopy !req
107. AFTER I ATE A BURRITO.Copy !req
108. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS ISN'T WORKING.Copy !req
109. I'LL COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.Copy !req
110. - I LOVE YOU, SON!Copy !req
111. - THIS STUPID DUCK HAS TOTALLY
THROWN ME OFF MY GAME.Copy !req
112. - WHAT'S WRONG, MISTER?Copy !req
113. YOU LOOK SO SAD.Copy !req
114. - IT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
115. - YOU WANT MY SODA?Copy !req
116. - NO, THANKS.Copy !req
117. - NO, REALLY.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.Copy !req
118. - THAT'S THE NICEST...Copy !req
119. WAIT! THAT ISN'T THAT NASTY
GENERIC COLA, IS IT?Copy !req
120. - NO, IT'S NAME BRAND.Copy !req
121. - OH, THAT'S THE NICEST...Copy !req
122. - NO! IT WASN'T ME, DAGNAB IT!Copy !req
123. - SEE? IT WAS
THE DING-DONG DUCK!Copy !req
124. - LOOK AT ME BODY!Copy !req
125. I AIN'T GOT NO GUTS, NOTHING!Copy !req
126. HOW COULD I POOT, HUH?Copy !req
127. I'M A SKELETON!Copy !req
128. - LOOK AT ME BODY!Copy !req
129. LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!Copy !req
130. SO,
UH... WHAT ARE YOU... IN FOR?Copy !req
131. - I BEAT THE SNOT OUT
OF A GUY...Copy !req
132. FOR FARTING!Copy !req
133. - GUARD!Copy !req
134. - JUST THE SOUND OF IT
MAKES ME SO ANGRY!Copy !req
135. - GUARD!Copy !req
136. - ANGRY!Copy !req
137. - GUARD!Copy !req
138. - ALL RIGHT, REAPER,
YOUR BAIL IS HERE.Copy !req
139. - I CAME AS SOON AS
I GOT THE CALL, YO.Copy !req
140. - OH, I KNEW I COULD
COUNT ON YOU, IRWIN.Copy !req
141. - HERE YOU ARE, OFFICER.Copy !req
142. - GEE, THANKS!Copy !req
143. HOW MUCH WAS
IN THAT PIGGY BANK?Copy !req
144. - $4.28.Copy !req
145. - SO, YOU LIKE TO BE A JOKESTER,
DO YOU, MR. FUNNY GUY?Copy !req
146. MR. COMEDIAN, EH?Copy !req
147. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND!Copy !req
148. - WELL, THE BAIL IS $3,500.Copy !req
149. - I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO BE HELPFUL!Copy !req
150. - NOW, GET OUT OF MY JAIL!Copy !req
151. OUT!Copy !req
152. - SORRY, GRIM!Copy !req
153. - YEAH!Copy !req
154. YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN!Copy !req
155. I'D LIKE TO THINK
I MAKE A DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
156. - THAT WAS WICKETY-WHACK, YO!Copy !req
157. HEY, A DUCK!Copy !req
158. - COME ON, DUDE!Copy !req
159. WHAT'S UP, MY MAIN MAN?Copy !req
160. YOU'VE BEEN AWFUL
QUIDDITY-QUIET BACK THERE.Copy !req
161. - THIS DUCK IS KIND
OF CREEPING ME OUT, DAD.Copy !req
162. - WHAT DUCK, DUDE?Copy !req
163. - YO.
- DON'T BE BUGGIN', DUDE.Copy !req
164. - YO!
- DUDE!Copy !req
165. - YO!
- DUDE!Copy !req
166. - YO!
- ENOUGH!Copy !req
167. GRANMAMA DOES
NOT WANT TO HEARCopy !req
168. ANY MORE BACK SASS
OUT OF YOU.Copy !req
169. - WORD!Copy !req
170. - SORRY, GRANMAMA.Copy !req
171. - HUH? DID YOU JUST BREAK WINDCopy !req
172. IN FRONT OF YOUR GRANMAMA?Copy !req
173. - THAT WASN'T ME, YO.Copy !req
174. IT WAS THE...Copy !req
175. - OH, BABY!Copy !req
176. OH, THAT IS JUST NASTY!Copy !req
177. - DANG! PLEASE OPEN UP
A WINDOW OR SOMETHING!Copy !req
178. - DUDE!
- BABY, WHY YOU GOTTA BE NASTY?Copy !req
179. - OH, GOODNESS!Copy !req
180. SOMEONE PLEASE OPEN A WINDOWCopy !req
181. AND VENT THIS NASTINESS OUT!Copy !req
182. - DUDE!Copy !req
183. - IT'S NOT ME, YO!Copy !req
184. - WELL, I THINK SOMEONE
WON'T GO TO THE BASEBALL GAMECopy !req
185. IF THEY KEEP LYING!Copy !req
186. - I DID IT!Copy !req
187. IT WAS ALL ME!Copy !req
188. I POPPED A FLUFFY!Copy !req
189. I PLAYED THE TUSHIE TRUMPET!Copy !req
190. I MADE A HAM BLAST!Copy !req
191. CAN I PLEASE GO TO THE GAME?Copy !req
192. - SEE, SON.Copy !req
193. IT'S ALL ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY.Copy !req
194. NOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA
HAVE ANY MORECopy !req
195. PRIDDIDDY-PROBLEMS, ARE WE, SON?Copy !req
196. - GOODNESS, I HOPE NOT.Copy !req
197. - COMMEMORATIVE GOATEE!Copy !req
198. GET YOUR COMMEMORATIVE GOATEE!Copy !req
199. - THESE SEATS
ARE THE BOMB, DUDE!Copy !req
200. - HUSH, CHILD!Copy !req
201. THEY'RE ABOUT TO
START THE CEREMONY.Copy !req
202. - I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL
THE FANS FOR COMING OUT TODAYCopy !req
203. TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT
FOR MY GOATEE...Copy !req
204. SINCE THIS IS MY
GOATEE'S LAST GAMECopy !req
205. BEFORE IT'S TRADED
TO ATLANTA... -Copy !req
206. - I THINK IT WOULD BE FITTINGCopy !req
207. IF WE OBSERVED
A MOMENT OF SILENCE.Copy !req
208. - IT'S THAT FAT KID!Copy !req
209. - SOMEONE STOP HIM!Copy !req
210. HE'S MOCKING THE GOATEE!Copy !req
211. - IT'S NOT ME!Copy !req
212. - UH, I THINK WE
BETTER JITTITTY-JET.Copy !req
213. - WHY DOES THIS STUFF
ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME, YO?Copy !req
214. - I BLAME THAT
HIPPITY-HOP MUSIC!Copy !req
215. - AFTER WHICH,
THE FAMILY WAS ARRESTED,Copy !req
216. TOM, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAYCopy !req
217. THIS GASSY KID WILL
FOREVER BE KNOWN ASCopy !req
218. THE BOY WHO RUINED BASEBALL.Copy !req
219. - OH, TOOTY MacTOOTALOT.Copy !req
220. - OR THAT.Copy !req
221. - WELL, AT LEAST THAT
CRAZY DUCK WENT AWAY, YO.Copy !req
222. - YEAH.Copy !req
223. BUT I WONDER WHO WILL
HIS NEXT VICTIM BE.Copy !req
224. HEY, A DUCK!Copy !req
225. WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?Copy !req
226. - AT THE RATE THIS DUCK IS
GETTING PEOPLE INTO TROUBLE,Copy !req
227. I PREDICT THIS CELL WILL BE FULLCopy !req
228. IN ABOUT 4 HOURS!Copy !req
229. MAN, HE'S WORKING FAST!Copy !req
230. - I'M NOT EVEN ON THIS
STUPID SHOW ANYMORE!Copy !req
231. - YOU KNOW,
I'M BEGINNING TO WONDERCopy !req
232. IF ANYBODY CAN STOP
THAT DEMON DUCK.Copy !req
233. - AND HE WAS LIKE, "NAA!"Copy !req
234. AND SO, I WAS ALL LIKE, "AAH!"Copy !req
235. - AND THEN WHAT?Copy !req
236. - OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE
WAS RAISED IN A BARN.Copy !req
237. A FART BARN!Copy !req
238. - YOUNG LADY!Copy !req
239. IS THIS ANY WAY TO BEHAVE?Copy !req
240. - NO. I SUPPOSE NOT.Copy !req
241. WALKING UP AND YELLING
AT SOMEONECopy !req
242. WHILE THEY'RE TRYING TO WORK
DOES SEEM KIND OF RUDE.Copy !req
243. - YOUNG LADY, I DO NOT TOLERATECopy !req
244. SUCH BEHAVIOR IN MY LIBRARY.Copy !req
245. - WELL, THEN, THAT'S
REALLY YOUR PROBLEM,Copy !req
246. NOT MY PROBLEM, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
247. - I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!Copy !req
248. - THERE'S AN EMPTY
CHAIR RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
249. - LOOK, LADY, COULD YOU HAVE
YOUR MELTDOWN SOMEWHERE ELSE?Copy !req
250. I'VE GOT A REPORT DUE TOMORROW
ON THE HISTORY OF CORN,Copy !req
251. AND YOU'RE KIND
OF DISTRACTING ME.Copy !req
252. - MANDY, I...Copy !req
253. - MANDY?Copy !req
254. - MANDY, I NEED TO KNOW IF...Copy !req
255. IS EVERYTHING OK AT HOME?Copy !req
256. - IT'S FINE, SIR.Copy !req
257. - AND YOU'RE EATING OK?Copy !req
258. NOT TOO MANY BEANS OR BROCCOLI?Copy !req
259. - I EAT FINE, SIR.Copy !req
260. - MANDY, I'M NOT CALLED
PRINCIPAL GOODVIBESCopy !req
261. JUST BECAUSE I HAD MY NAME
LEGALLY CHANGED TO IT.Copy !req
262. I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
263. - BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW
IF THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG!Copy !req
264. - NOPE. NOTHING, SIR.Copy !req
265. - SPERG IS AT IT AGAIN.Copy !req
266. - YOU THERE!Copy !req
267. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
268. YOUNG MAN, THIS IS
NOT HOW WE EMPOWERCopy !req
269. OTHER'S EMOTIONAL WELL-BEING!Copy !req
270. SORRY, MANDY.Copy !req
271. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS.Copy !req
272. OH, AND DON'T TOUCH
THE P.A. SYSTEM WHILE I'M GONE.Copy !req
273. THE MICROPHONE RIGHT THERE
WITH THE BIG RED BUTTON,Copy !req
274. DON'T TOUCH IT.Copy !req
275. - KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.Copy !req
276. - I THOUGH I WAS
THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERECopy !req
277. ALLOWED TO CUT THE CHEESE.Copy !req
278. - YOU THINK YOU'VE WON?Copy !req
279. - YOU THINK YOU'VE
HUMILIATED ME,Copy !req
280. BROKEN ME, DRIVEN ME CRAZY,Copy !req
281. WHEN EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE
I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH...Copy !req
282. COMPARED TO THAT, YOU'RE JUST
AN INSIGNIFICANT PIMPLECopy !req
283. ON THE BUTT OF THE WORLD'S
SMALLEST AMOEBA.Copy !req
284. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.Copy !req
285. - AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE, "NAA."Copy !req
286. AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "NAH!"Copy !req
287. - OH, LOOK, MANDY'S HOME!Copy !req
288. HOW WAS DETENTION TODAY?Copy !req
289. - ONLY 74 MORE DAYS TO GO.Copy !req
290. - MAN, THAT DUCK'S BEENCopy !req
291. FOLLOWING YOU AROUND
FOR TWO WEEKS NOW...Copy !req
292. MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT.Copy !req
293. - ACTUALLY, HE DISAPPEARED
AFTER THE FIRST DAY.Copy !req
294. - THEN THAT MEANS...Copy !req
295. - OH, BABY, THAT IS JUST NASTY!Copy !req
296. - LABBIE, TIMMY'S FALLEN
INTO THE WELL AGAIN!Copy !req
297. GO SAVE HIM, LABBIE!Copy !req
298. SAVE HIM!Copy !req
299. - HEY, WAIT!Copy !req
300. I THINK WE'VE SEEN
THIS MOVIE BEFORE!Copy !req
301. - NO, DUH!Copy !req
302. - YEAH.Copy !req
303. DON'T WE HAVE ANYTHING
ELSE TO WATCH?Copy !req
304. - BUT IF WE TURN IT OFF,Copy !req
305. WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT
HAPPENS TO LABBIE!Copy !req
306. - "OH, LABBIE, YOU'RE OUR HERO.Copy !req
307. HERE, TAKE THIS GOLDEN DOG BONE
AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE."Copy !req
308. - "WOOF, WOOF."Copy !req
309. - OH, LABBIE, YOU'RE OUR HERO.Copy !req
310. HERE, TAKE THIS GOLDEN DOG BONE
AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE!Copy !req
311. - WOOF! WOOF!Copy !req
312. - ARE YOU GUYS PA-PSYCHIC?Copy !req
313. - NO, YOU PEA BRAIN!Copy !req
314. WE'VE WATCHED THIS
60 TIMES IN A ROW.Copy !req
315. - OH!Copy !req
316. IT'S OVER!Copy !req
317. - WHOO-WHO!Copy !req
318. YES!Copy !req
319. NOW WHAT SHOULD WE DO?Copy !req
320. - LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!Copy !req
321. - SAVE HIM! RUN!Copy !req
322. RUN LIKE THE WIND!Copy !req
323. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT TIMMY
FELL IN THE WELL AGAIN!Copy !req
324. I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT
KID GET SICK OFCopy !req
325. FALLING INTO IT OVER
AND OVER AND OVERCopy !req
326. AND OVER AND OVER
AND OVER AND OVERCopy !req
327. AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER?Copy !req
328. OH, IT'S OVER!
LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!Copy !req
329. - NO!
- NO!Copy !req
330. NO MORE LABBIE!Copy !req
331. GET YOUR JACKETS,
YOU LITTLE COUCH APES.Copy !req
332. UNDERWORLD VIDEO.Copy !req
333. A HAVEN FOR UNDERWORLD TYPE
CHARACTERS LIKE MYSELF.Copy !req
334. - OH! OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
335. LET'S GET THIS ONE!Copy !req
336. "THE LEGEND OF
THE CHUPAMACABRA."Copy !req
337. - WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?Copy !req
338. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I PAID $6.00 FOR THIS!Copy !req
339. - SHH! SHH! SHH! QUIET!Copy !req
340. THIS IS THE BEST PART!Copy !req
341. - THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
342. - THIS VIDEO IS THE BIGGEST LOAD
OF HOOHA I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
343. WHY DO YOU INSIST
WE WATCH THIS STUPID THING?Copy !req
344. - AM I THE ONLY ONE
WHO UNDERSTANDSCopy !req
345. THE COMPLEXITIES
OF THIS AMBITIOUSCopy !req
346. CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE?Copy !req
347. THIS MOVIE ISN'T STUPID!Copy !req
348. YOU'RE STUPID!Copy !req
349. - OH, BILLY!Copy !req
350. WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?Copy !req
351. - AAH!Copy !req
352. NOW I CAN ENJOY
MY MOVIE IN PEACE.Copy !req
353. HEY! WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
354. WHERE'D
THE CHUPAMABRABAGUPPAGA GO?Copy !req
355. WHOA!Copy !req
356. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
MOVIE WAS A 3-D!Copy !req
357. HELLO!Copy !req
358. MY NAME'S BILLY! WHAT'S YOURS?Copy !req
359. - WHAT THE...Copy !req
360. - BILLY, WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
361. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
362. I FELL ASLEEP...Copy !req
363. AND HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM
THAT I WAS NAKED AT SCHOOL.Copy !req
364. AND THE CHUPACABLAHBLAH
ATTACKED ME.Copy !req
365. - BILLY! OH, MY GOSH!
WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
366. - WHAT'S WHAT?
- OVER THERE!Copy !req
367. - I DON'T SEE...
- ON YOUR BACK!Copy !req
368. - ON MY HAT?
- CURSE YOU, BOY!Copy !req
369. ON YOUR BACK!
- WHAT?Copy !req
370. I DON'T SEE...
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?Copy !req
371. - THERE IT IS!
KILL IT! KILL IT!Copy !req
372. - LET ME HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
373. - I THINK IT'S TRYING TO
SUCK HIS BRAINS OUT, MAN.Copy !req
374. - POOR THING'S GONNA STARVE.Copy !req
375. - BILLY, WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT THING?Copy !req
376. - THAT'S THE THING THAT
CAME OUT OF THE TV LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
377. - THAT'S A CHUPACABRA?Copy !req
378. - I BELIEVE IT'S PRONOUNCED
"CHUPAMAFLABBLAH."Copy !req
379. SHE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND!Copy !req
380. - I CALL HER DAISY!Copy !req
381. - HMM.Copy !req
382. YOU KNOW, BILLY,Copy !req
383. CHUPACABRAS ARE
BLOOD-SUCKING CREATURES.Copy !req
384. THIS THING IS CURSED,Copy !req
385. SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL.Copy !req
386. - UH, GRIM,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CURSED?Copy !req
387. - I MEAN THEY ONLY
BRING SUFFERING.Copy !req
388. - WELL, I AIN'T SUFFERING.Copy !req
389. - WELL, I AM.Copy !req
390. - I'M BLIND.Copy !req
391. - HA!
COME ON, DAISY.Copy !req
392. LET'S GO PLAY OUTSIDE.Copy !req
393. HEY, IRWIN.
WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT?Copy !req
394. - OH, IT'S MY NEW
WEINER DOG, YO.Copy !req
395. HIS NAME IS OSCAR.
I GOT HIM YESTERDAY.Copy !req
396. - NO WAY!Copy !req
397. I GOT MY DOG YESTERDAY, TOO!Copy !req
398. CHECK IT OUT.
ITS NAME IS DAISY.Copy !req
399. - HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
400. BILLY, THAT'S YOUR DOG?Copy !req
401. MY DOG IS WAY BETTER THAN YOURS.Copy !req
402. - YOUR DOG LOOKS
LIKE SOME FREAKY,Copy !req
403. DEFLATED ANTEATER OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
404. LAST TIME I CHECKED,Copy !req
405. DOGS DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT.Copy !req
406. - OH, YEAH?Copy !req
407. YEAH, MY DOG CAN DO STUFF
THAT OTHER DOGS CAN'T!Copy !req
408. - OH, YEAH?Copy !req
409. WELL,
MY DOG IS SO COOL THAT... HUH?Copy !req
410. - UH, OSCAR?Copy !req
411. - AW!Copy !req
412. THAT'S JUST DAISY
SHOWING HER AFFECTION.Copy !req
413. - OH, BILLY!Copy !req
414. - YEAH, IRWIN?Copy !req
415. - I FEEL SO LIGHTHEADED.Copy !req
416. - SEE?Copy !req
417. SHE LIKES YOU, TOO!Copy !req
418. COME ON, DAISY.Copy !req
419. - HIS DOG'S STILL STUPID.Copy !req
420. - RUFF!Copy !req
421. - ALL RIGHT, DAISY,
I'M YOUR NEW MASTER.Copy !req
422. AND YOU HAVE TO OBEY
MY EVERY COMMAND.Copy !req
423. SO... STAY!Copy !req
424. OK!Copy !req
425. COOL.Copy !req
426. UH... ROLL OVER.Copy !req
427. SPEAK.Copy !req
428. BEG.Copy !req
429. PLAY DEAD.Copy !req
430. - BILLY, WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
431. - ABOUT WHAT, GRIM?Copy !req
432. - I THINK IT'S... TIME...Copy !req
433. YOU GIVE BACK THE CHUPACABRA.Copy !req
434. - BUT I LOVE DAISY!Copy !req
435. SHE'S MY FAITHFUL
CANINE COMPANION.Copy !req
436. - NO, SHE'S NOT, BILLY.Copy !req
437. DAISY IS THE CORPOREAL
MANIFESTATIONCopy !req
438. OF THE VIDEO IMAGES
YOU SAW THE OTHER NIGHT.Copy !req
439. - TEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
440. MANDY TALK FUNNY WORDS.Copy !req
441. - WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY ISCopy !req
442. DAISY IS A GHOST THAT IS CURSED
TO LIVE INSIDE THE VIDEOTAPE.Copy !req
443. IT COMES OUT OF THE TVCopy !req
444. TO SUCK THE LIFE
OUT OF ITS VICTIMS.Copy !req
445. THAT'S HOW IT FEEDS.Copy !req
446. THAT'S HOW IT SURVIVES.Copy !req
447. NOW, WE MUST RETURN
IT BACK TO THE VIDEOCopy !req
448. FROM WHENCE IT CAME.Copy !req
449. - BUT WHY?Copy !req
450. - THE VIDEO IS OVERDUE.Copy !req
451. AND MY PERFECT RECORD
IS IN JEOPARDY.Copy !req
452. - AND, BILLY,Copy !req
453. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT READY
FOR THE RESPONSIBILITYCopy !req
454. OF OWNING A PET.Copy !req
455. REMEMBER WHEN MILKSHAKES
GOT STUCK IN A TREECopy !req
456. 3 MONTHS AGO?Copy !req
457. - MEOW.Copy !req
458. PLAYING WITH MILKSHAKES IS FUN!Copy !req
459. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
460. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
461. I LOVE HAVING DAISY AROUND,Copy !req
462. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HAVING
A PET WOULD BE SO HARD.Copy !req
463. OK, GRIM.Copy !req
464. LET'S TAKE HER BACK.Copy !req
465. I... I... I LOVE YOU, DAISY!Copy !req
466. - I LOVE YOU, TOO, BILLY!Copy !req
467. - NO!Copy !req
468. - DON'T WORRY, BILLY.Copy !req
469. SOME DAY YOU'LL BE
READY TO HAVE A PET.Copy !req
470. - AND I'LL LOVE IT
FOREVER AND EVER.Copy !req
471. - MEOW!Copy !req
472. MEOW!Copy !req
473. - QUIET DOWN!Copy !req
474. CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M MOURNING THE LOSSCopy !req
475. OF THE ONLY ANIMAL FRIEND
I'LL EVER HAVE?Copy !req
476. - MEOW.Copy !req
477. - HELLO?Copy !req
478. YEAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
479. NO, NO. YEAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
480. NO, MAN, I'M SEEING
HER LATER TONIGHT.Copy !req
481. WHAT? SPEAK UP,
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.Copy !req
482. HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
483. NO, WAY! HE DIDN'T.Copy !req
484. - HEY, MAN, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO CALL YOU BACKCopy !req
485. FROM A DIFFERENT THEATER.Copy !req
486. SOMEONE IS BEING
REALLY RUDE IN HERE!Copy !req
487. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
488. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
www.ncicap.org...Copy !req