1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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2. WE ALL GO
A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES.
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3. COOL!
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4. VAST, UNFORGIVING
WASTELAND,
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5. WHOSE EVERY GRAIN OF SAND
LONGS TO STIFLE OUT
MY LITTLE LIFE.
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6. - SOMETHING THE DESERT AND I
HAVE IN COMMON.
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7. - LUCKY WE HAVE THIS
INSULATED, MODERN SCHOOL BUS
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8. TO WHISK US SAFELY ACROSS
THIS WASTELAND.
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9. - OH, MY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
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10. WELL, CLASS, IT LOOKS LIKE
OUR FIELD TRIP
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11. TO THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE
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12. ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN.
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13. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BRING
THE SCIENCE TO US.
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14. - COOL! DESERT FUN!
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15. DESERT FUN, DESERT FUN!
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16. I'M SO HOT.
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17. - WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET HOME.
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18. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT
EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE!
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19. - WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, SPERG?
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20. - YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
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21. - YOU DROPPED A PICKLE.
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22. - OH. THANKS.
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23. - CHILDREN EATING CHILDREN?
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24. THIS MAY BE FUN AFTER ALL.
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25. - CLASS, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO
DIG FOR FOSSILS.
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26. EVERYONE GRAB A SHOVEL
AND START EXCAVATING.
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27. - EXCAVATING?
THAT'S CODE FOR DIGGING.
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28. YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM
MY LAWYERS.
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29. - MMM. PUT YOUR BACKS
INTO IT, CHILDREN.
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30. THE ROAD TO LEARNING
IS PAVED WITH PAIN.
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31. - HI, LITTLE BUDDY.
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32. AAH! OH-UHH-OOH-UHH-OW-OOH!
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33. UHH!
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34. - MMM. MMM-MMM.
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35. - COOL!
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36. - HEY, LOSERS.
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37. I FOUND A PERFECTLY
PRESERVED T. REX.
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38. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
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39. - JUST THIS.
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40. - AAH!
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41. - I'M BORED.
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42. - AAH! AAH!
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43. AAH! AAH! AAH!
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44. - LET'S GO EXPLORING.
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45. - AAH!
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46. - I'M SO THIRSTY!
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47. - GO SUCK A CACTUS.
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48. - WHAT DO YOU THINK MADE THEM?
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49. - I DON'T THINK I WANT TO KNOW.
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50. - LOOK! I'M A BILLY GOAT!
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51. - IF ONLY HE HAD THE BRAIN
OF A BILLY GOAT.
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52. - COOL!
COOL!
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53. THERE'S SOMEONE DOWN THERE,
AND HE SOUNDS LIKE ME!
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54. - HE MAKES ME FEEL
SO VERY INTELLIGENT.
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55. WHAT WAS THAT?
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56. DID YOU SEE THAT?
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57. - I THINK WE SHOULD GO. NOW.
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58. - I'M WITH YOU, SISTER.
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59. - I GOTS TO GO NOW.
MY FRIENDS ARE LEAVING.
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60. I GOTS TO GO NOW.
MY FRIENDS ARE LEAVING.
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61. HEY! HIS FRIENDS
ARE LEAVING, TOO!
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62. AAH!
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63. - WE'VE GOT TO GO GET HIM.
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64. - COULDN'T WE JUST SAY WE DID?
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65. - COME ON.
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66. - THAT IS ONE BIG CHICKEN.
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67. THAT'S IT.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
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68. - UNFORTUNATELY,
WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM.
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69. - AWW. I KNEW YOU TWO
WERE SWEETHEARTS.
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70. - HE OWES ME 10 BUCKS.
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71. - 10 BUCKS? THAT'S CHICKEN FEED.
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72. CHICKEN FEED.
JUST LIKE BILLY.
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73. HEY, MANDY, I MADE A FUNNY.
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74. WHERE ARE WE?
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75. - AAH!
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76. - WHAT IS IT?
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77. - CH-CH-CH-THE CHICKEN.
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78. - THOSE ARE SOME UGLY CHICKENS.
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79. I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE
OUR GIANT POULTRY CAME FROM.
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80. - WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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81. - I'M SURE
A WRITER'S CONVENIENCE
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82. WILL TURN UP AND FILL US IN.
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83. - A WRITER'S CONVENIENCE?
WHAT'S THAT?
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84. - THIS LABORATORY
WAS BUILT UNDERNEATH
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85. A DORMANT VOLCANO
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86. AND USED BY THE MILITARY
TO TRAIN SUPERCHICKENS
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87. DURING THE COLD WAR.
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88. AFTER BUDGET CUTS
AND A FEW MISHAPS,
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89. I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT.
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90. NOW THE CHICKENS HAVE ESCAPED.
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91. IF THOSE CHICKENS
GET OUT INTO THE CITY,
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92. THAT'S IT, MAN.
GAME OVER.
GAME OVER, MAN!
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93. I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO NOW?
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94. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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95. AAH! THE GRIM REAPER!
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96. WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
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97. - GRIM, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING
ABOUT THESE CHICKENS?
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98. - NO. THESE MONSTERS
WERE CREATED BY SCIENCE.
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99. OUT OF MY JURISDICTION.
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100. - WELL, THEN,
THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR
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101. SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
BUTT-KICKING.
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102. - HEY! THAT'S MINE!
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103. - HYUH! EE!
HUH?
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104. - AWW, YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!
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105. AWW, TURN THOSE FROWNS
UPSIDE DOWN.
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106. DID SOMEONE WAKE UP ON
THE WRONG SIDE OF THE YOLK?
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107. - ALL RIGHT, YOU DUMB CLUCKS.
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108. THERE'S A NEW PECKING ORDER.
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109. - AWW, WE WERE HAVING FUN!
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110. - SOUNDS LIKE
THEY'RE COMING BACK.
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111. - AND THEY BROUGHT FRIENDS.
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112. - YAY!
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113. - IT'S OBVIOUS THEY HAVE
ALREADY PECKED YOUR BRAINS OUT.
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114. - GOOD BIRDIES, GOOD BIRDIES!
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115. IT IS MY SCIENTIFIC OPINION THAT
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116. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO RUN!
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117. I'LL TRY TO SLOW THEM DOWN.
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118. AIIEE!
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119. - HERE THEY COME!
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120. - NICE GOING, BONEHEAD.
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121. - AAH!
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122. - LOOK AT ALL THOSE EGGS.
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123. - AND I'M HUNGRY AS A JAYBIRD
ON A DIET ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!
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124. OOH! LOOK!
I'M ROCKY BALBOA!
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125. AAH!
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126. - I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT
SUPERCHICKEN EGGS
HAVE ACID YOLKS.
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127. - I HATE THESE EGGS!
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128. - UM, BILLY?
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129. - HATE 'EM!
HATE! HATE! HATE!
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130. - UM, BILLY, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU,
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131. YOU'LL SET ASIDE YOUR HATRED
OF EGGS AND—
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132. - NOW CAN WE LEAVE HIM TO DIE?
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133. - UH, GUYS?
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134. - COME ON,
YOU CRUMMY THING, WORK!
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135. - OW!
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136. WHY DON'T YOU PECK ON
SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?
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137. - GRIM, GET THE DOOR.
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138. - COOL!
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139. - YAY! OOH!
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140. - AHH. I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
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141. - GIANT CHICKENS FROM THE SKY!
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142. NOW WE WON'T HAVE TO EAT
EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE.
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143. - TOUCH LUCK FOR YOU, KID.
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144. - HEY, GRIM, YOU KNOW HOW
YOU DID THAT FORCE FIELD THINGY
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145. THAT KEPT THE VOLCANO
FROM COOKING US?
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146. - YES.
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147. - WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT
TO SAVE ME FROM THE CHICKENS?
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148. - BECAUSE, BILLY,
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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149. - OH, YEAH.
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150. OH!
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151. HONEY, WHERE'S JUNIOR?
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152. HE'S GOING TO BE LATE FOR
HIS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
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153. - DON'T KNOW, DEAR,
BUT DO ME A FAVOR
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154. AND LET THE DOG OUT.
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155. HOLD IT.
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156. I DON'T SEEM TO REMEMBER US
HAVING A DOG.
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157. JUNIOR.
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158. - JUNIOR, I TOLD YOU,
NO FORM-SHIFTING IN THE HOUSE.
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159. - WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT
ANYWAY, SON?
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160. - I DON'T WANT TO START SCHOOL.
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161. WHAT IF NO ONE LIKES ME?
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162. - BUT, JUNIOR, YOUR COUSIN BILLY
WILL BE THERE.
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163. - THAT'S RIGHT, SON,
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164. AND WHO MAKES A BETTER FRIEND
THAN A FAMILY MEMBER?
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165. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED
YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOTHER.
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166. - MMM.
[DOG BARKING
AND MONKEYS SHRIEKING]
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167. - YUCK. OLD PEOPLE LOVE.
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168. - OH, YOU'RE OK, KID. NEXT.
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169. - THERE'S NO WAY
THAT'S ALL HOMEWORK.
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170. WHAT'S IN THERE, ANYWAY?
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171. - IT'S A THING THAT'S GONNA
HELP ME ACE THE TEST TODAY.
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172. HELP! IT'S GOT ME!
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173. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD ON THERE, SON.
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174. WHAT THE—WHY, I NEVER...
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175. NOTHING METAL. HA HA.
MOVE ON.
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176. - OOH! UHH!
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177. OH! UHH!
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178. UHH! UHH! UHH!
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179. UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!
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180. UHH! UHH! UHH!
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181. - BILLY, YOU SAID WE WERE
GOING TO THE MORGUE.
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182. - SO YOU'RE USING GRIM
TO CHEAT ON THE BIG TEST TODAY?
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183. YOU KNOW, CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER
IN THE LONG RUN.
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184. - I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
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185. - YOU'RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT
IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
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186. - OH, IT DIDN'T WORK.
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187. - HERE. TRY THE STAPLER.
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188. - HEY, BILLY,
ISN'T THAT YOUR COUSIN
NERGAL JUNIOR?
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189. - HELLO, COUSIN.
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190. - NAH, THAT CAN'T BE HIM.
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191. MY COUSIN'S A 4-EYED FREAK
FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.
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192. THEY'D NEVER LET HIM INTO
A HIGH-CLASS JOINT LIKE THIS.
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193. - EWW!
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194. - JUNIOR.
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195. YES, YOU, JUNIOR.
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196. - Y-YES, MA'AM.
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197. - WHY DON'T YOU STAND
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF
TO THE CLASS?
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198. - HELLO, CLASS.
MY NAME—
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199. CAN HE—CAN HE DO THAT,
MS. BUTTERBEAN?
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200. - WHY, YES.
HE CAN.
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201. HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU.
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202. AS YOU KNOW, THERE WILL BE
A TEST TODAY,
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203. WHICH I HOPE EVERYBODY
STUDIED FOR.
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204. - HMPH.
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205. - OK, GRIM.
FIRST QUESTION.
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206. 4 TIMES 1 EQUALS...
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207. - THIS IS MATH, BILLY.
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208. YOU TOLD ME IT WAS HISTORY.
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209. I DON'T KNOW ANY MATH.
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210. - WHAT'S MATH?
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211. - HERE, IRWIN.
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212. - FOR ME? COOL.
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213. - AAH! I CAN'T SEE!
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214. - BLEH!
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215. - GRR.
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216. - YOU'LL BE GETTING YOUR
TEST SCORES AFTER LUNCH,
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217. SO HURRY BACK.
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218. - SURE, DUDE.
WHATEVER.
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219. - NO, REALLY.
I MEAN IT.
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220. HIS SKELETON'S IN THE TOILET.
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221. I SEEN IT FOR REAL!
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222. - HEY, HOW'S THE GELATIN TODAY?
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223. - HMM. YECH!
IT'S LOUSY!
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224. - HEY!
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225. - OH, I'M SO GONNA
FAIL THIS TEST.
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226. JUNIOR! I GOTS AN IDEA!
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227. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OVER
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228. MS. BUTTERBEAN'S FORM, HEE HEE,
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229. AND THAT WAY, I'LL ACE THE TEST!
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230. - NICE HAIRDO, WIENER.
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231. - I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN THE TEST.
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232. I'M INTERESTED IN REVENGE.
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233. - NOW YOU'RE TALKIN.'
I CAN'T SUPPORT CHEATING...
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234. BUT REVENGE IS SOMETHING
I CAN REALLY GET BEHIND.
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235. - MMM.
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236. HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA.
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237. - OH, MS. BUTTERBEAN,
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238. I REALLY ENJOYED
THE TEST TODAY.
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239. - THAT'S NICE.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL SOMEONE WHO—
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240. - AAH!
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241. - WHERE'S THAT NEW WIMP?
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242. I'M GONNA GIVE HIM
THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME.
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243. - GOOD AFTERNOON, CLASS.
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244. I HAVE YOUR TEST SCORES.
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245. MINDY, GEORGE, BILLY.
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246. - AN "F?
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247. I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL.
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248. - AWW. COULDN'T DO IT.
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249. 4 TIMES 1 IS DEFINITELY NOT
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250. A PICTURE OF A CLOWN
WITH A FLAMETHROWER.
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251. - HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?
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252. - OH.
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253. - OH, AND THOSE OF YOU
WHO GOT "F's
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254. CAN STAY BEHIND AFTER CLASS.
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255. WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOK WHO'S LEFT.
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256. - HA HA HA!
YOU DORKS FAILED!
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257. - I NEVER FAIL, SPERG.
I'M JUST STAYING TO WATCH.
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258. - WATCH WHAT?
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259. - I LIKE APPLES.
DO YOU LIKE APPLES?
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260. - UM, YEAH.
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261. - YES. YOU LIKE APPLES.
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262. HERE, HAVE SOME MORE.
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263. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
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264. , MS. BUTTERBEAN.
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265. - YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE ME
THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME, EH?
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266. - WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME
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267. YOU HAD A WEDGIE OF YOUR OWN!
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268. - I THINK I LIKE THIS TEACHER.
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269. - BUT, MS. BUTTERBEAN,
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270. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU'RE A TEACHER!
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271. - I CAN DO WHATEVER I PLEASE.
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272. I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
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273. - AAH!
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274. - OOH! OOH! OOH! LOOK!
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275. SPERG'S GOT THE SAME
BUNNY UNDERWEAR I DO!
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276. - AND I HAVE
TONS OF NEW FRIENDS,
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277. AND I GRADED ALL THE TESTS.
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278. - WHY, THEY'VE ALREADY
GOT HIM GRADING PAPERS.
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279. JUST FOR THAT, YOU GET
TO KEEP YOUR NEW PET.
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280. - ALL RIGHT!
HERE, BOY!
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281. - IT'S BETTER THAN
WHAT MY MOM MAKES!
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282. - NO BONES.
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283. - WHEW.
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284. I SUPPOSE I'M EXPECTED
TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP, EH?
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285. - WHOOOAAA..
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286. - WHAT? WHAT?
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287. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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288. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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