1. HA HA HA!Copy !req
2. - YOU CAN CHANGE THE OUTCOME
OF THIS CARTOONCopy !req
3. WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MIND.Copy !req
4. - THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE
A SHRUNKEN HEAD IN THIS PILE!Copy !req
5. JEEZ, WHAT KIND OF A WEIRDO
WOULD COLLECT ALL THIS JUNK?Copy !req
6. - CAN I HELP YOU
FIND SOMETHING?Copy !req
7. - DO YOU HAVE A SHRUNKEN HEAD?Copy !req
8. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?Copy !req
9. - HOLY FREAK SHOW!Copy !req
10. I MEAN, NOTHING.Copy !req
11. - ARE YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHING,
SMART GUY?Copy !req
12. - PSSH! RIGHT!
I GOT NOTHING!Copy !req
13. I'M PENNILESS!
A PAUPER!Copy !req
14. TOO POOR TO PAY ATTENTION!Copy !req
15. TOO CHEAP TO BUY
THIS CHEESY CRUD!Copy !req
16. NICE KICK!Copy !req
17. - THESE ARE
MAN-EATING COMICS, KID—Copy !req
18. THE BEST
IN ALL THE UNDERWORLD!Copy !req
19. - ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS RAG IS AMATEUR.Copy !req
20. JUST LOOK AT HOW HE SPOTS
HIS DARKS.Copy !req
21. - OH!
AAH!Copy !req
22. - HA HA HA!Copy !req
23. - OK. OW.Copy !req
24. - BILLY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
25. - NO, I AM BROKE.
- INDEED.Copy !req
26. - CAN I BORROW 5 BUCKS?Copy !req
27. - CERTAINLY NOT!Copy !req
28. YOU'LL NEVER LEARN
THE VALUE OF MONEYCopy !req
29. UNTIL YOU EARN IT
YOURSELF.Copy !req
30. - WHOA, THAT'S SO...
GROWN-UP!Copy !req
31. - HERE, I'LL GIVE YOU
A COMIC BOOKCopy !req
32. IF YOU STOP
YOUR WHINING.Copy !req
33. - MAN-EATING COMICS!
"GORY MAYHEM PART TWO!"Copy !req
34. SWEET!Copy !req
35. WHOA. THIS COULD WARP
MY LITTLE MIND!Copy !req
36. - TOO LATE FOR THAT.
NOW, BEAT IT, BILLY!Copy !req
37. I HAVE OTHER CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
38. - OK.Copy !req
39. - DO YOU HAVE THE LATEST ISSUE
OF "CRUEL BUT FUNNY"?Copy !req
40. - I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY
DESENSITIZED TO GORE AND MAYHEM.Copy !req
41. WHO SAYS COMIC BOOKS
AREN'T GOOD FOR YOU?Copy !req
42. WHAT I NEED IS A HAREBRAINED
SCHEME TO GET RICH QUICKCopy !req
43. WITHOUT HARDLY TRYING.Copy !req
44. HUH?Copy !req
45. WOW!
A CHOCOLATE SAILOR!Copy !req
46. - THAT'S RIGHT, MATEY!
I'M A CHOCOLATE SAILOR!Copy !req
47. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY
SOME CHOCOLATE?Copy !req
48. - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME,
CHOCOLATE SAILOR?Copy !req
49. - I WANT YOU TO JOINCopy !req
50. THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR
DINGHY CREW!Copy !req
51. SELL DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE SAILORS
AND REAP A BOUNTIFUL BOOTY!Copy !req
52. JUST SEND IN
YOUR APPLICATION TODAYCopy !req
53. AND SET SAIL
ON THE HIGH SEAS OF RICHES!Copy !req
54. - I'LL DO IT!Copy !req
55. - YOU WON'T REGRET IT,
BILLY!Copy !req
56. JUST SIGN YOUR NAME
AND MAIL IT OFFCopy !req
57. TO RECEIVE
YOUR STARTER KIT.Copy !req
58. SAY, "HEAVE HO!"
TO BAD BILGE WATER, BILLY,Copy !req
59. AND LET'S SHOVE OFF
FOR SOME MAJOR BOOTY!Copy !req
60. WOW!
IT'S ALREADY HERE!Copy !req
61. HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
62. WOW!Copy !req
63. AHH.Copy !req
64. MMM!Copy !req
65. HA HA HA!Copy !req
66. CHOCOLATE, YUM!Copy !req
67. OH, NO!
I'VE BEEN A BAD SAILOR.Copy !req
68. I ATE THE WHOLE DANG DINGHY,
CREW AND ALL!Copy !req
69. NOW I'LL NEVER HAVE
MAJOR BOOTY!Copy !req
70. AAH!Copy !req
71. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
72. A MESSAGE
FROM THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR?Copy !req
73. - HI, MATEY!
TIME FOR SOME FRESH CARGO!Copy !req
74. NOW, SHOVE OFF, SAILOR!Copy !req
75. - AYE-AYE,
CHOCOLATE SAILOR GUY!Copy !req
76. FULL SPEED AHEAD!Copy !req
77. WHOA, IT'S HERE!Copy !req
78. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED
THIS TIME, CHOCOLATE SAILOR.Copy !req
79. YOU'LL SEE!Copy !req
80. I'M GONNA BE
THE BEST DANG SAILORCopy !req
81. IN THE WHOLE DANG ARMY.Copy !req
82. I'LL SELL GAZILLIONS!Copy !req
83. TOGETHER,
WE'LL MAKE MAJOR BOOTY,Copy !req
84. 'CAUSE YOU'RE
SO BOOTYLICIOUS!Copy !req
85. AHOY, MATEY!Copy !req
86. I'M A CHOCOLATE SAILOR!Copy !req
87. AND I COME WITH MY OWN DINGHY!Copy !req
88. SO, YOU WANNA BUY
SOME DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CANDY?Copy !req
89. - I NEVER ACCEPT CANDY
FROM STRANGERS.Copy !req
90. - BUT, MANDY,
IT'S ME, BILLY!Copy !req
91. - EXACTLY.Copy !req
92. - COME ON, MANDY.Copy !req
93. THIS DINGHY IS MADE OF 100%
PURE CHOCOLATY GOODNESS!Copy !req
94. AND YOU JUST GOTTA TRYCopy !req
95. ONE OF THESE
YUMMY CHOCOLATE SAILORSCopy !req
96. ALL WRAPPED
IN COLORFUL FOIL!Copy !req
97. THEY'RE LOTS BETTER
WITHOUT THE FOIL.Copy !req
98. - DID SOMEBODY SAY
CHOCOLATE?Copy !req
99. I LOVE CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
100. - AYE, MATEY!
A SHIPLOAD OF CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
101. CHOCOLATE DINGHIES,
CHOCOLATE SAILORS...Copy !req
102. CHOCOLATE DINGHIES.Copy !req
103. - I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE NAVY!Copy !req
104. - UH, SORRY, GRIM.
I'M ALL OUT!Copy !req
105. - BUT THEY'RE IN YOUR BAG.
I SAW THEM.Copy !req
106. - YOU ARE MISTAKEN,
MY MEAT-DEPRIVED FRIEND.Copy !req
107. TIME TO SHOVE OFF.
SO LONG, MATEYS!Copy !req
108. WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.Copy !req
109. THEY NEARLY GOT
MY LAST DINGHY!Copy !req
110. - SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY.Copy !req
111. HE NEVER SOLD US
A SINGLE CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
112. AND WHO IS
THIS CHOCOLATE SAILOR, ANYWAY?Copy !req
113. - I CAN'T QUITE PLACE HIM,Copy !req
114. BUT HE RINGS A BELL.Copy !req
115. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
116. CHOCOLATE SAILORS!Copy !req
117. - MINE!Copy !req
118. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!Copy !req
119. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
120. MORE CHOCOLATE SAILORS!Copy !req
121. - MINE!Copy !req
122. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!Copy !req
123. MINE!Copy !req
124. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
125. STILL MORE CHOCOLATE SAILORS.Copy !req
126. OOF!
- MINE!Copy !req
127. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!Copy !req
128. COME TO BILLY,
MY PRECIOUS.Copy !req
129. - WHAT IS IT, SAILOR?Copy !req
130. - GOOD NEWS, SIR.Copy !req
131. SALES ARE WAY UPCopy !req
132. THANKS TO
OUR TOP SALESMAN BILLY!Copy !req
133. - THE KID FROM ENDSVILLE?Copy !req
134. - THAT'S RIGHT, SIR.Copy !req
135. HE'S INTO US FOR PLENTY!Copy !req
136. IN FACT,
WE'VE ALREADY BILLED HIMCopy !req
137. FOR MORE THAN 10,000 UNITS
OF CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
138. - 10,000 UNITS?Copy !req
139. THAT'S ENOUGH
FOR ALL OF ENDSVILLE!Copy !req
140. HA HA HA!Copy !req
141. THINK OF IT, MAN!Copy !req
142. RIGHT NOW, THERE MUST BE
THOUSANDS OF SHLUBSCopy !req
143. WHO ARE FALLING UNDER THE SPELL
OF MY ENCHANTED CHOCOLATES!Copy !req
144. HA HA HA!Copy !req
145. SOON, I WILL TRANSFORM
ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE EATERSCopy !req
146. IN THE WORLD
INTO CHOCOLATE SAILORS!Copy !req
147. SAY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ARM, SAILOR?Copy !req
148. HAVE YOU BEEN EATING YOURSELF?Copy !req
149. - OH, NO, SIR.Copy !req
150. THERE WAS A—THE—UH—
IT WERE GULLS, SIR!Copy !req
151. - GULLS?
- YES, SIR.Copy !req
152. SEEMS THEY TOOK
A LIKING TO CHOCOLATE, SIR.Copy !req
153. - HMM.
THAT WILL BE ALL, SAILOR.Copy !req
154. - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S
BEEN DIPPINGCopy !req
155. INTO THE CHOCOLATE AGAIN.Copy !req
156. - FOLLOW THE WRAPPERS,
AND WE'LL FIND OUR DIP.Copy !req
157. - BILLY?Copy !req
158. HE MUST HAVE EATEN HIMSELF
INTO A CHOCOLATE COMA.Copy !req
159. JUST LOOK AT
ALL THESE EMPTY CHOCOLATE BOXES.Copy !req
160. - BILLY, IF YOU CAN HEAR US,
JUST GURGLE.Copy !req
161. - THERE. HE'S FINE.Copy !req
162. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
OF COURSE!Copy !req
163. NOW I REMEMBER.Copy !req
164. THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR!Copy !req
165. HE ADVERTISES IN THE BACK
OF MAN-EATING COMICS.Copy !req
166. BILLY, THE LITTLE SIMPLETON,
MUST HAVE ANSWERED HIS AD.Copy !req
167. HA HA HA!Copy !req
168. OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.Copy !req
169. - IT LOOKS LIKE BILLY
HAS SOMEHOW TURNEDCopy !req
170. INTO SOLID CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
171. - NO WAY!
OOH!Copy !req
172. CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
173. YOW!Copy !req
174. OW!Copy !req
175. OUCH!Copy !req
176. AAH!Copy !req
177. - BILLY,
YOU'RE EATING YOURSELF.Copy !req
178. - I CAN'T HELP IT.Copy !req
179. I'M SO YUMMY!Copy !req
180. - BILLY!Copy !req
181. - IT DOESN'T HURT, REALLY.Copy !req
182. YOU GET USED TO IT.Copy !req
183. - THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR ANSWERING AN ADCopy !req
184. FROM A SUPERNATURAL
COMIC BOOK.Copy !req
185. - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE YOU WANNA EAT ME, GRIM!Copy !req
186. - WHY, YOU LITTLE—Copy !req
187. - GRIM, WE'VE GOTTA HELP
BILLY.Copy !req
188. - HE SEEMS TO BE HELPING
HIMSELF.Copy !req
189. - GRIM!
- ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
190. BUT WE'LL HAVE TO FIND
THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR.Copy !req
191. ONLY HE WILL HAVE
THE ANTIDOTE.Copy !req
192. - HEY, THERE AIN'T
NO MARSHMALLOW IN MY COCOA!Copy !req
193. - I'M LOOKING
FOR THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR!Copy !req
194. DID I SAY THAT?
HEH HEH!Copy !req
195. - I LOVE CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
196. HUZZAH!Copy !req
197. - AH, MANY'S THE MAN
WHO WENT LOOKINGCopy !req
198. FOR THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR.Copy !req
199. FEW'S THEM THAT RETURN.Copy !req
200. - HAVE YOU MET
THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR?Copy !req
201. - AYE, WE'VE MET.Copy !req
202. TURNED MY LEG
INTO A CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE.Copy !req
203. I ATE IT PLUMB OFF, BY GOBS.Copy !req
204. - HE MUST BE VERY DIFFICULT
TO FIND.Copy !req
205. - NAH. HE'S ABOUT
TWO WHARVES OVER.Copy !req
206. YOU CAN TAKE MY DINGHY.Copy !req
207. - ONCE YOU GET PAST
THE SHIPPING LANES,Copy !req
208. JUST FOLLOW THE SMELL
OF CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
209. YOU'LL FIND HIM.Copy !req
210. - WE'D BETTER HURRY, GRIM.Copy !req
211. BILLY JUST ATE HIS LEFT FOOT.Copy !req
212. - WHAT FLAVOR WERE SHE, BOY?Copy !req
213. - CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
214. DOES ANYONE SMELL CHOCOLATE?Copy !req
215. THANK YOU!Copy !req
216. AAH!Copy !req
217. OUCH! HEY! OUCH! OUCH!
HEY! HELP!Copy !req
218. HELP!Copy !req
219. - BILLY.Copy !req
220. - AHOY, THERE!
COME ABOUT.Copy !req
221. - ARE YOU
THE CHOCOLATE SAILOR?Copy !req
222. - BILLY?
IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
223. - I LIKE CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
224. - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?Copy !req
225. - THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE,
MR. SAILOR MAN.Copy !req
226. - BILLY ATE ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
227. - ONE KID ATE 10,000 UNITS?Copy !req
228. HE AIN'T HUMAN!Copy !req
229. - NOT ANYMORE, HE ISN'T.Copy !req
230. IT TURNED HIM
INTO SOLID CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
231. HE TASTED SO DELICIOUS,Copy !req
232. HE COULDN'T KEEP
FROM EATING HIMSELF.Copy !req
233. NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT
IS HIS BIG, CHOCOLATE HEAD.Copy !req
234. WE NEED AN ANTIDOTE.Copy !req
235. - IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME!Copy !req
236. HOW CAN I HAVE A PROPER CREW
WHEN THEY ALWAYS EAT THEMSELVES?Copy !req
237. HOIST THEM UP, SAILOR.Copy !req
238. WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU
THE ANTIDOTE?Copy !req
239. YOW!
MY FINGER!Copy !req
240. - CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
241. - YOW!
STOP!Copy !req
242. GET AWAY!
DON'T EAT ME!Copy !req
243. MAKE HIM STOP!Copy !req
244. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE!Copy !req
245. NOW, BILLY, THIS IS
A VERY SPECIAL ASSORTMENTCopy !req
246. OF ENCHANTED CHOCOLATES.Copy !req
247. YOU MUST CHOOSE ONLY ONE.Copy !req
248. BUT CHOOSE WISELY,
BILLY,Copy !req
249. FOR ONLY ONE CONTAINS
THE ANTIDOTE.Copy !req
250. WILL IT BE
CAUSTIC CARAMEL CREME,Copy !req
251. HORRIFIC HAZELNUT,
MUTATING MARSHMALLOW,Copy !req
252. OR ANTIDOTE?Copy !req
253. - CAUSTIC CARAMEL CREME,
HORRIFIC HAZELNUT,Copy !req
254. MUTATING MARSHMALLOW,
OR ANTIDOTE?Copy !req
255. HMM.Copy !req
256. YAH!Copy !req
257. - GREAT GOBS!Copy !req
258. NO ONE HAS EVER EATEN
THE WHOLE DANG ASSORTMENT!Copy !req
259. - EH, START SWABBIN'
THE POOP DECK.Copy !req
260. - YOU KNOW, GRIM,Copy !req
261. SOMETIMES I FEEL AS THOUGH
BILLY WERE RIGHT HERE WITH US.Copy !req
262. - EH, HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.Copy !req
263. - I LIKE CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
264. - COME ON, BILLY.
ITS TIME TO GO TO THE MOVIES.Copy !req
265. - NO CAN DO, MANDY.Copy !req
266. I GOT A LOOSE TOOTH!Copy !req
267. AND WHEN I GET THIS BABY OUT,Copy !req
268. THE TOOTH FAIRY'S GONNA FLY DOWN
FROM HIS MONEY TREE IN THE SKYCopy !req
269. AND GIVE ME
A LOT OF CASH FOR IT!Copy !req
270. - HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOUCopy !req
271. THAT THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY?Copy !req
272. - 6,522.Copy !req
273. AND I'M GONNA BUY ME
A JAR OF PEANUTS!Copy !req
274. I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY BUTT.Copy !req
275. - TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU,
BILLY.Copy !req
276. - OH, HI, MR. TEETERMEIER.Copy !req
277. - GOT A LOOSE TOOTH, EH?Copy !req
278. - YEAH.Copy !req
279. YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN THE TOOTH FAIRY, RIGHT,Copy !req
280. MR. TEETERMEIER?Copy !req
281. - WHY, SURE!Copy !req
282. - WOW!
YOU MUST BE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE!Copy !req
283. - OH, YEAH, I'M RICH,
ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
284. BUT I'D GIVE IT
ALL UPCopy !req
285. TO HAVE A FULL SET
OF SHINY WHITE TEETH AGAIN.Copy !req
286. YEP, I HAD BRIGHT, SHINY TEETH,Copy !req
287. BUT THAT WAS A LONG...Copy !req
288. LONG TIME AGO,Copy !req
289. BACK IN THE DAYS
OF THE WILD WEST!Copy !req
290. HA HA!Copy !req
291. - WAS THE TOOTH FAIRY
A COWBOY?Copy !req
292. - YEP.
- DOES THE TOOTH FAIRY WEAR
A COWBOY HAT?Copy !req
293. - YEP.
- DOES THE TOOTH FAIRY WEAR
COWBOY BOOTS?Copy !req
294. - YEP.
- COWBOY UNDERWEAR?Copy !req
295. - YEP.Copy !req
296. EEH!Copy !req
297. AHH... OH.Copy !req
298. OH, THANKS, SPORG.Copy !req
299. UHH, JUST WHAT
THE DOCTOR ORDERED.Copy !req
300. - TRYING TO DO MY PART
FOR THE COMMUNITY.Copy !req
301. - SAY, MAYBE YOU COULD HELP
BILLY, TOO.Copy !req
302. - YEAH, SPORG.Copy !req
303. MAYBE YOU COULD KNOCK OUT
THAT ANNOYING TOOTH.Copy !req
304. - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.Copy !req
305. YEAH, I COULD DO THE JOB,
TEETERMEIER,Copy !req
306. BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU.Copy !req
307. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.Copy !req
308. I'LL PAY YOU 4 NICKELS,Copy !req
309. 10 DIMES,Copy !req
310. 6 QUARTERS,
AND...Copy !req
311. A PENNY!Copy !req
312. - NOW, THINK OF SOMETHING
REAL PRETTY.Copy !req
313. - LIKE THE BOOGER PRETZELS
I INVENTED IN HOME EC CLASS?Copy !req
314. THEY ARE PRETTY
AND DELICIOUS!Copy !req
315. OOH!Copy !req
316. MY TOOTH!Copy !req
317. - NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU,
TEETERMEIER.Copy !req
318. - EH, WAIT FOR ME,
PARTNER!Copy !req
319. HEE HEE!Copy !req
320. SEE YA IN THE FUNNY PAPERS.Copy !req
321. - ACTUALLY,
I'M SCHEDULED TO SEE YOUCopy !req
322. NEXT WEEK,
MR. TEETERMEIER!Copy !req
323. - I GUESS HE'S OUT COLD.Copy !req
324. - UGH...Copy !req
325. EH...Copy !req
326. AAH!
MY TOOTH!Copy !req
327. MY CLOTHES!Copy !req
328. AAH!Copy !req
329. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
330. - IT'S US, BILLY.Copy !req
331. NOW, DO YOU WANT US TO HELP YOU
GET YOUR TOOTH BACK OR WHAT?Copy !req
332. - MY TOOTH?Copy !req
333. - REMEMBER, BILLY?
OUTLAW SPORG STOLE YOUR TOOTH.Copy !req
334. - AND WE'RE GONNA GET IT BACK.Copy !req
335. - BUT WE'RE COWBOYS!Copy !req
336. - CORRECTION.
WE ARE COWBOYS.Copy !req
337. YOU ARE
THE LOCAL TOWN BOOB.Copy !req
338. - HEE!
I'M THE LOCAL TOWN BOOB?Copy !req
339. - THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE DUMB AS DIRT, MAN.Copy !req
340. - COME ON, BILLY.
YOUR TOOTH, REMEMBER?Copy !req
341. - OK, TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
342. HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME
FOR BILLY'S TOOTH?Copy !req
343. - HMM.Copy !req
344. - I'LL GIVE YOU 4 NICKELS,
10 DIMES, 6 QUARTERS,Copy !req
345. AND A PENNY.Copy !req
346. - DEAL!Copy !req
347. - DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH!Copy !req
348. - STICK IT IN YOUR EAR,
TOOTH FAIRY!Copy !req
349. - HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
350. NOT MY EAR, MY BOY.Copy !req
351. HA HA!Copy !req
352. AT LAST!
YEE-HAW!Copy !req
353. - WHAT IS IT,
MR. TOOTH FAIRY, SIR?Copy !req
354. - LOOK, RUPERT.
LOOK AT THIS HERE TOOTH.Copy !req
355. - HOLY MOLAR!Copy !req
356. WELL, I'LL BE A COLD SORE
ON A HOT DAY IN JULYCopy !req
357. EATIN' QUICKSAND FROM A BARREL
IN A DUST STORM!Copy !req
358. IT'S THE TOOTH
YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR,Copy !req
359. AIN'T IT?Copy !req
360. - THAT'S RIGHT, RUPERT—Copy !req
361. A 3-ROOTED, BILATERAL,
BICUSPID SWEET TOOTH.Copy !req
362. - WITH ITS IVORY COUNT
IN THE MILLIONS!Copy !req
363. - AND IT'S MINE!
ALL MINE!Copy !req
364. - YOU LOOK SLICKER
THAN A WAGON TIRECopy !req
365. COVERED IN HONEY-SWEET MOLASSES
WITH—Copy !req
366. - THAT'S RIGHT, RUPERT.Copy !req
367. MOVE OVER,
SANTA CLAUS AND EASTER BUNNY,Copy !req
368. 'CAUSE THERE'S A NEW KID
IN TOWN!Copy !req
369. AND WITH MY PERFECT SMILE...Copy !req
370. KIDS WILL LINE UP TO SEE ME—Copy !req
371. THE REAL, LIVE TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
372. I'M FINALLY GONNA BE...Copy !req
373. A STAR!Copy !req
374. - GIVE ME THE USUAL,
BARTENDER.Copy !req
375. - SI, SENOR.Copy !req
376. ONE OLD-FASHIONED HOT DOG,Copy !req
377. STRAIGHT UP!Copy !req
378. - NOT SO FAST, SPORG.Copy !req
379. HAND OVER BILLY'S TOOTH.Copy !req
380. - I WOULD IF I COULD,
BUT I CAN'T,Copy !req
381. SO YOU LOSE, SISTER.Copy !req
382. I SOLD IT TO SOME GOON
WHO THINKS HE'S THE TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
383. - THE TOOTH FAIRY?Copy !req
384. - SEE, MANDY? I TOLD YOU
THE TOOTH FAIRY EXISTS!Copy !req
385. - NOT FOR LONG,
BILLY.Copy !req
386. - AAH!Copy !req
387. - ATTENTION,
LITTLE FOLKS OF ALL AGES!Copy !req
388. STEP RIGHT UP
AND GET YOUR PICTURE TOOKENCopy !req
389. WITH THE ROOT-TOOTINEST
AND BOOTINEST,Copy !req
390. DOG-EARED, PIONEERED
TOOTH JOCKEY EVERCopy !req
391. TO WALK THE 7 SEAS.Copy !req
392. HERE TODAY!Copy !req
393. YAY!Copy !req
394. - NOW, LET'S SEE
THEM PEARLY WHITES, KIDS!Copy !req
395. YAY!Copy !req
396. - REMEMBER, KIDS,
EVERY DAY IS TOOTH FAIRY DAY!Copy !req
397. YAY!Copy !req
398. - BYE, KIDS!
SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW!Copy !req
399. - WELL,
PUT A STICK IN MECopy !req
400. AND CALL ME A CORN DOG
WITH A BAD HABIT.Copy !req
401. YOU'RE A STAR!Copy !req
402. - A STAR.Copy !req
403. - HOLD ON THERE,
HOMBRE.Copy !req
404. WE GOT A TOOTH
TO PICK WITH YOU,Copy !req
405. MR. SO-CALLED TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
406. - WHOA!Copy !req
407. THE REAL-LIFE,Copy !req
408. HONEST-TO-GOODNESS
TOOTH FAIRY HIMSELF!Copy !req
409. CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?Copy !req
410. - ALWAYS TIME FOR MY FANS.Copy !req
411. WHAT'S YOUR NAME THERE,
STRANGER?Copy !req
412. MY TOOTH!Copy !req
413. - ALL RIGHT,
HAND OVER BILLY'S TOOTH.Copy !req
414. - WELL, JUST HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT'S YOURS?Copy !req
415. - BECAUSE IT'S A 3-ROOTED,
BILATERAL, BICUSPID SWEET TOOTH!Copy !req
416. - WITH ITS IVORY COUNT
IN THE MILLIONS!Copy !req
417. - GIVE US THE TOOTH NOW,
OR THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY.Copy !req
418. - WHO YOU CALLIN' UGLY?Copy !req
419. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHOWDOWN.Copy !req
420. - HA HA HA!Copy !req
421. - THE GOLD STAR SCEPTER!Copy !req
422. DON'T DO IT, MANDY.Copy !req
423. THAT THING IS DYNAMITE!Copy !req
424. - BUT WE HAVE THE SCYTHE.Copy !req
425. - THE SCYTHE
AIN'T NO MATCHCopy !req
426. FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY'S
GOLD STAR SCEPTER!Copy !req
427. IT HAS UNSPEAKABLE
DESTRUCTIVE POWERS,Copy !req
428. AND IN THE WRONG HANDS, WELL,Copy !req
429. OH, LET'S JUST SAY
IT WEIRDS ME OUT, THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
430. - CAN IT, GRIM.
IT'S SHOWDOWN TIME.Copy !req
431. COME ON.Copy !req
432. - GEE, HA HA HA!Copy !req
433. - WHAT'S SO FUNNY?Copy !req
434. - MANDY'S GONNA KICK
THE SNOT OUT OF YOUR PIXIE BUTT!Copy !req
435. - WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
436. - THE SCEPTER, MANDY!
LOOK OUT FOR THE SCEPTER!Copy !req
437. - STICK A SOCK IN IT,
GRIM.Copy !req
438. - OH!Copy !req
439. YEAH!
DO US ALL A FAVOR!Copy !req
440. - DRAW.Copy !req
441. YOU FINISHED?Copy !req
442. - MANDY!
YOU'RE OK!Copy !req
443. THE SCEPTER DIDN'T WORK!Copy !req
444. - OF COURSE NOT,
FELLERS.Copy !req
445. I'M IMPERVIOUS TO THE SCEPTER
OF THE TOOTH FAIRY,Copy !req
446. BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE
IN THE TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
447. - HEAR THAT,
TOOTH FAIRY?Copy !req
448. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT NOTHIN!'Copy !req
449. - AW, I JUST DON'T GET IT,
RUPERT.Copy !req
450. MY SCEPTER NEVER FAILS.Copy !req
451. - MAYBE IT WAS A MISFIRE.Copy !req
452. TRY IT AGAIN ON ME, BOSS.Copy !req
453. - WELL, I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.Copy !req
454. - WELL, I'LL BE A BARBECUE
BACON CHEESEBURGER SUPREMECopy !req
455. WITH TWO GOLDEN ONION RINGS,
3 DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHEESES,Copy !req
456. CRISP LETTUCE, A FRESH TOMATO,
PICKLES, ONIONS,Copy !req
457. ALL ON A SESAME SEED BUN!Copy !req
458. - HA HA!
IT'S WORKING!Copy !req
459. - TOOTH FAIRY, INDEED!Copy !req
460. "OH, LOOK AT ME.
I'M THE BIG, SCARY TOOTH FAIRY,Copy !req
461. "AND I'M GONNA COME GET YOUCopy !req
462. WITH MY ENCHANTED GOLDEN STAR
SCEPTER!"Copy !req
463. JUST A BUNCH OF HOOEY!Copy !req
464. - HA HA HA!Copy !req
465. - WELL, MAYBE I STILL BELIEVE
A TEENY-WEENY BIT.Copy !req
466. - AND NOW FOR THAT TOOTH.Copy !req
467. - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?Copy !req
468. - WELL,
WE COULD ALWAYS OPENCopy !req
469. A CHAIN OF FAST-FOOD
RESTAURANTS.Copy !req
470. HA HA HA!Copy !req
471. - HERE YOU GO, BILLY.Copy !req
472. - MY TOOTH!Copy !req
473. HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
474. - SO, BILLY, YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN THE TOOTH FAIRY?Copy !req
475. - BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER!Copy !req
476. - HERE'S YOUR STUPID TOOTH
TO SELLCopy !req
477. TO YOUR NONEXISTENT
TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
478. - THERE IS SO A TOOTH FAIRY,
AND I'LL PROVE IT!Copy !req
479. - I LIKED HIM BETTER
WHEN HE WAS KNOCKED OUT.Copy !req
480. - MM-HMM.Copy !req
481. AHH.
GREAT.Copy !req
482. MY WAD OF CASH!Copy !req
483. WAIT TILL MANDY GETS
A LOAD OF MY WAD!Copy !req
484. - WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
HEE HEE!Copy !req
485. COME ON, RUPERT.Copy !req
486. - YEAH, MR. TOOTH FAIRY, SIR?Copy !req
487. - WANNA GO GET
SOME PUREED CHILI?Copy !req
488. - LIKE AN OLD, WET HEN WANTS
TO LAY A DOZEN EGGS!Copy !req
489. HEH HEH!Copy !req
490. - WE GOT A TOOTH
TO PICK WITH YOU.Copy !req
491. - THE REAL-LIFE TOOTH FAIRY!Copy !req
492. I'M COMING!Copy !req
493. COMING!Copy !req
494. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
495. COMING! COMING!Copy !req
496. HA HA HA!Copy !req
497. COMING!Copy !req
498. HA HA HA!Copy !req
499. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req