The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy 3x12

John Vernon as Dean Toadblatt • Jake Thomas as Nigel Planter • John Kassir as Lord Moldybutt

When Billy, Mandy and Grim go playing golf, they encounter boy wizard Nigel Planter again, who is there hiding from the dark wizard Lord Moldybutt. They head back to the School of Sorcery, where they keep on running into Moldybutt, who warns them to stay away from the "Chamber Pot of Secrets" hidden in Dean Toadblatt's office. It is revealed that Lord Moldybutt is actually Toadblatt, who was disguising himself to scare off Planter. Note: The title is a spoof of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

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1. shall be whole of the law.

2. Alright Billy get down now.

3. Not until Milkshakes comes down first!

4. Sit tight, Milky! I'm commmmmiiiing!

5. Billy's here!

6. I got the boy.

7. I'd ask if you were okay, but... I don't care.

8. Huh?

9. Aaaahh!

10. Maaaaaaaaaaaandy!

11. What is it now?

12. I— J— A—

13. A hideous G-G-G-Glass Goblin

14. trying to eat me!

15. There it is again!

16. You mean your shadow?

17. What's a shadow?

18. I'm not talking to you for three days.

19. But what's a shadow?

20. Grim, where do shadows come from?

21. No.

22. But I want to know everything! Where they eat,

23. sleep, play dodge ball, go to school,

24. change their underwear... Err.

25. And, uh, uh, oh! Where they put their dogs out?

26. I want to know it all!

27. No! the Shadow World is the nexus

28. of a billion alternate realities!

29. Merely setting foot in the Shadow World

30. could endanger all of existence.

31. Besides... it's off limits to idiots.

32. Grim, need I ask

33. is doing facedown on the floor?

34. Grim's gonna take me through a portal to the Shadow World.

35. What? Is this true, Grim?

36. Yes, Grim, is this true?

37. No. Not true.

38. And what if I say it is true?

39. Fine.

40. But don't say I didn't warn you.

41. Welcome to the Shadow World.

42. Hey! We didn't go nowhere!

43. Everything's the same!

44. Don't be fooled. the Shadow World.

45. Same! Same stupid rug! Same stupid couch!

46. Same stupid turtle!

47. Hey! A turtle.

48. Same stupid Billy.

49. Alright, Grim, why aren't we in the Shadow World?

50. You wanted to know where shadows come from,

51. and now you're going to find out.

52. I'm gonna go get my turtle.

53. Alright, Grim.

54. Take us to the Shadow World or this is gonna get ugly.

55. Meet your shadow self, Mandy. Everything you are, she is not.

56. Wanna have a tea party in my enchanted unicorn garden?

57. Grim, destroy her. Now.

58. Oh! I got mine!

59. Say "hello" to Billy #2.

60. It's okay. They're friends.

61. Here ya go, partner!

62. Great, an even dumber Billy.

63. Which actually makes our Billy the smart one.

64. Right. Grim, I've seen enough. Take me home.

65. No can do, Mandy.

66. Once you step into the Shadow World,

67. the portal doesn't reopen for 12 hours.

68. When this alarm clock goes off at 5,

69. we go back.

70. Until then, you're stuck with your shadow.

71. you can't escape them.

72. They will follow you wherever you go.

73. The Shadow World might look like home,

74. but it intersects an infinite number of parallel universes,

75. so don't open any unusual doors.

76. No doors? No doors.

77. No doors! I-eee!

78. Alright. You heard him, Billy.

79. We're stuck with our shadows for the next 12 hours.

80. Come on, buddy! Let's go play stick ball!

81. Ohh!

82. Okay. So where is this... enchanted unicorn garden?

83. Soooo Ummmm.

84. Do you like my unicorns?

85. Hmmm.

86. Uhhhhmm.

87. Uhmm.

88. Sooo... youuu —

89. Do you like my...? hate your stupid unicorns.

90. More tea?

91. Shh, shh.

92. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug,

93. glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.

94. Look — if we're gonna get along,

95. you're gonna have to toughen up.

96. Got it?

97. Unicorns are tough.

98. I wonder if Billy's having this much trouble?

99. Now... when I throw this ball, you hit it with this stick.

100. At-a boy-ee!

101. Our ball!

102. What is this place?

103. And what's with all these crazy floating doorways?

104. [ Barks like a seal ] Our ball!

105. Oh, man.

106. You kids almost broke that window.

107. Almost?

108. Allllllmost!

109. But you didn't. You just cracked it.

110. You see, this is your door.

111. There are trillions of other Billy's

112. living in trillions of other universes,

113. annoying trillions of other people.

114. All those Billy's have shadows,

115. and all those Billy's are connected to the Shadow World

116. by this door.

117. If the glass is broken, all those Billy's would pour out

118. into the Shadow World.

119. Flooding it with unimaginable, unspeakable horror.

120. But! You didn't break that window.

121. Just cracked it.

122. Waaaaahhh! We're all gonna diiiiie!

123. What a freak.

124. Who wants ice cream and soda pop?

125. First of all,

126. these so-called unicorn friends of yours

127. aren't real.

128. They're stuffed.

129. Stuffed?

130. Of course they're stuffed, silly!

131. S-S-S-S-STUFFED!

132. Full of the enchanted oats I feed them.

133. Enchanted oats? Enchanted oats!

134. That's mustard.

135. OATS!

136. Eat them up!

137. Mmmm! Good oats!

138. I wouldn't forget my babies.

139. Stuffed unicorns are happy unicorns.

140. Let me give you a demonstration.

141. Your friends here have been manufactured.

142. More tea?

143. Manufactured by overworked,

144. underpaid seamstresses

145. in a broken-down factory some place outside Detroit.

146. If you have any last words before it—

147. Never mind.

148. Chocolate Sprinkles Roy ale!

149. Come on now. bad.

150. Right.

151. My gosh. You're worse than a million Billy's put together.

152. Wee-ee-e!

153. Come on. What's the matter?

154. Can't you take the truth?

155. Or would you prefer your lies?

156. Toughen up.

157. Toughen up.

158. Enchanted oats. Hah! Mustard!

159. You get it at the grocery store.

160. Your so-called friends — stuffed.

161. Senor Gomez...

162. manufactured. - factured. -factured.

163. Overworked, underpaid seamstresses.

164. I hate my job.

165. In a broken-down factory.

166. Let's hear it for Michigan.

167. Got it?

168. Alright.

169. let's get this over with.

170. I'm right behind you.

171. Well it's almost time to go back home.

172. I just hope those brats didn't get into any trouble.

173. Okay, Grim, let's go home.

174. There you are. Just in time.

175. Where's Billy? I don't know.

176. And I don't care.

177. Aaah! But — But how? Uh. Who is the real —

178. Hey, Grim! Don't forget us!

179. Well, Grim, it looks like you'll have to take us all home.

180. And we'll play together forever...

181. And ever. And ever.

182. And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.

183. And ever! And ever!

184. And ever!

185. You guys have got to get out of here

186. before the portal hole opens.

187. Grim! Now show us where our shadow's shadows come from!

188. Hey, Grim. Incoming. Think fast.

189. Think what?

190. Let me guess. Billy escaped his trunk.

191. Worse yet. He's behind you.

192. Hi-ya, Grim! This place is so cool!

193. It's got everything from filthy juggling jesters

194. to greasy, hairy corn vendors.

195. My corn has a hair in it.

196. That's going to cost you extra.

197. To sleazy, crooked street merchants.

198. That will be a buck fifty. All I got is a quarter.

199. Me need money.

200. Yep! It's just like home.

201. It's not that great. It lacks authenticity.

202. I had so much fun during the real Black Plague

203. and this just stinks.

204. So you like candy, do you?

205. Well, I got something else for you.

206. Hows about cinnamon-glazed

207. roasted almonds?

208. Filled with yummy goodnesses.

209. I'll take two.

210. You know, this place ain't bad.

211. Watch where you toss your garbage, peasant.

212. Greetings, Lady Mandy and Lady Grim.

213. Don't make me go medieval on you.

214. As I was saying, I'd like to stay and chat,

215. but I cannot associate myself with such lowly peasants.

216. Oh, uh, Billy, um... by the way, next time,

217. find a nicer cereal box for a costume.

218. Man, Irwin's knight costume is so cool

219. and mine is just dumb!

220. Give me a double. There you go.

221. Isn't that the saddest thing you've ever seen, Grim?

222. I don't know. I've seen the way he eats, too.

223. No, I mean drowning his misery in punch.

224. Waaaah! I hate my costume,

225. I wish I had a fancy-pants knight outfit like

226. Irwin.

227. Oh, it's shiny.

228. Don't worry, Billy. I can get you

229. the ultimate most powerful suit of armor

230. ever made!

231. Behold — the cursed suit of the mighty Black Knight.

232. Why is it called the cursed suit?

233. I get a magical suit of armor!

234. Well. Now I've got pu-unch!

235. Now I've got to use the bathroom.

236. Hey. H-Hey. What's going on? I can't get the suit off!

237. Oh, that's why.

238. Oh, Grim! Grim! Get it off!

239. Get it off! I need to go.

240. I need to go!

241. Oops.

242. I forgot to mention one little thing about the suit.

243. The armor can't be removed

244. until you defeat an opponent in a challenge.

245. I suggest you quickly find someone to challenge

246. before things get rusty.

247. Oh! Oh! Gotta find somebody to challenge.

248. You don't stand a chance, Irwin!

249. I've got a cursed magical suit of armor.

250. Bring it on, nerd.

251. There! I'll beat your jigs.

252. I saw things I shouldn't have.

253. Okay, here's how it works.

254. The first one to finish their stack of pies wins.

255. If you throw up, you lose. Any questions?

256. Y-Yeah, I...

257. Eee! Come on, I've got to pee!

258. On your mark, get set...

259. But I'm allergic to pie.

260. Go!

261. Uh, I, I...

262. I..I... I...

263. I... I...

264. A unanimous decision,

265. Pudding wins.

266. But I ate the most pies!

267. Correction — you ate all of Pudding's pies.

268. Your pile is over there.

269. Ooh! I've got to find someone else to challenge!

270. So, you want to challenge me to a sword fighting contest?

271. Okay. Here is your weapon.

272. The cursed sword of the Black Knight.

273. Yay!

274. And, of course, my weapon of choice.

275. Face it, Billy. It's over. Wha- Oh! Ooh!

276. Oh! It's over!

277. Oh!

278. It's — Oh. It's over? That was pretty whack.

279. Mandy! Mandy, you've got to help me.

280. What is it?

281. Aah.

282. I can't stand it, I'm going to blow.

283. I've challenged everybody in the park

284. and I haven't been able to beat anyone.

285. I'm gonna be stuck in this stupid magical armor forever,

286. bad.

287. Wait a sec! Mandy, I challenge you.

288. Get lost, dweeb.

289. Please, Mandy! I have to go bad!

290. Alright. As long as I don't

291. have to anything outrageous or humiliating.

292. I've got just the thing! A break dancing competition.

293. Check me out!

294. I can't stop!

295. Beat that, Mandy.

296. I'm not going to degrade myself in public.

297. You forfeit? Ooh, that means I win!

298. No, I never lose, I just choose not to win.

299. I win, I win!

300. Wow. Aren't you going to rush over to the restroom?

301. You know what the funny thing? I don't have to go anymore.

302. Ew.