1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
2. - IT IS NOT ENOUGH
TO SUCCEED.Copy !req
3. OTHERS MUST FAIL.Copy !req
4. - WANNA SEE ME MAKE
A CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRL?Copy !req
5. TA DA!Copy !req
6. - UHH!Copy !req
7. ONE ORDER OF FRIES
FOR THE HALF-WIT.Copy !req
8. - FRENCH FRIES! YUM!Copy !req
9. NEEDS SALT.Copy !req
10. WHOOPS! HEE HEE!Copy !req
11. GREASY FINGERS!Copy !req
12. HEE HEE!Copy !req
13. - YOU'D BETTER BE THROWING SALT
OVER YOUR SHOULDER NOWCopy !req
14. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, MON.Copy !req
15. - WHY SHOULD I?Copy !req
16. - SPILLING SALT
BRINGS BAD LUCK.Copy !req
17. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.Copy !req
18. THE ONLY WAY
TO RESTORE YOUR LUCK,Copy !req
19. IS TO QUICKLY TAKE
A PINCH OF SALTCopy !req
20. AND THROW IT
OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER.Copy !req
21. - HOLY CRUD!Copy !req
22. SALT!Copy !req
23. - AND STAY OUT!Copy !req
24. - SHEESH! WHO CLAMMED
IN HIS CHOWDER?Copy !req
25. WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
26. - YOU DIDN'T THROW SALT
OVER YOUR SHOULDER
LIKE I TOLD YOU,Copy !req
27. SO YOU HAD BAD LUCK.Copy !req
28. - WOW! SCIENCE IS GREAT!Copy !req
29. - I'M TELLING YOU, BILLY,Copy !req
30. YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE STEPSCopy !req
31. TO PROTECT YOURSELF
FROM BAD LUCK.Copy !req
32. IS THERE REALLY ANYTHING
TO THIS LUCK THING, GRIM?Copy !req
33. - WELL, OF COURSE, MANDY.Copy !req
34. HOW CAN YOU DOUBT THOUSANDS
OF YEARS OF SUPERSTITION?Copy !req
35. BUT MOSTLY, I JUST WANT TO MESS
WITH BILLY'S HEAD.Copy !req
36. CHECK THIS OUT.
HEY, BILLY!Copy !req
37. OH, BILLY!Copy !req
38. DON'T STEP ON A CRACK,Copy !req
39. OR YOU'LL BREAK
YOUR MAMA'S BACK.Copy !req
40. MAMA!Copy !req
41. DOES THAT MEAN
ANY CRACK, GRIM?Copy !req
42. - THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY.Copy !req
43. - BLACK CAT! AAH!Copy !req
44. WHEW.Copy !req
45. - W-WHOA! LOOK OUT BELOW!Copy !req
46. - YOU BUSTED A MIRROR,
THAT'S WHAT!Copy !req
47. - YEAH, THAT'S 7 YEARS BAD LUCK,
PIPSQUEAK.Copy !req
48. - NO!Copy !req
49. NOOO!Copy !req
50. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BILLY?Copy !req
51. - LOOKING FOR 4-LEAF CLOVERS.Copy !req
52. I FIGURE I GOT ABOUT 4,000 YEARS
OF BAD LUCK COMING,Copy !req
53. SO I NEED ALL THE LUCKY CHARMS
I CAN FIND.Copy !req
54. CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
55. I GOT GARLIC BULBS,
RABBITS' FEET,Copy !req
56. HORSESHOES,
MY MOM'S LUCKY PUMPS,Copy !req
57. AND DAD'S LUCKY BOXERS.Copy !req
58. - WON'T YOUR MOM
MISS HER SHOES?Copy !req
59. - NAH, SHE WON'T BE WALKING
FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
60. SHE HURT HER BACK. WHOA!Copy !req
61. WHOA!Copy !req
62. HEY, LOOK!Copy !req
63. A 4-LEAF CLOVER!Copy !req
64. THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!Copy !req
65. I GOT IT!Copy !req
66. HUH? IT'S A PRAIRIE DOG.Copy !req
67. A WHOLE LOT OF PRAIRIE DOGS!Copy !req
68. - BETTER STAY AWAY
FROM THEM, BILLY.Copy !req
69. PRAIRIE DOGS TAKE DOWN
MORE PEOPLE EACH YEAR
THAN GREAT WHITE SHARKS.Copy !req
70. - N-NICE DOGGIES.Copy !req
71. - AAH!Copy !req
72. - I'M PASSING OUT
YOUR REPORT CARDS, CLASS.Copy !req
73. BE SURE TO SHOW THIS
TO YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
74. THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE.Copy !req
75. - I GOT 3 "FINES"
AND TWO "DANDIES".Copy !req
76. SWEET!Copy !req
77. - AND SHE FORGOT
TO CARRY THE 2. HA!Copy !req
78. OH, BILLY, THERE'S FUZZ
ON YOUR SHIRT.Copy !req
79. - THANKS, JUDY.Copy !req
80. I JUST GOTTA CHANGE
MY LUCK BEFORE SOMETHING
TERRIBLE HAPPENS.Copy !req
81. - LOOKS LIKE MY RUN
OF BAD LUCK IS OVER!Copy !req
82. I'M 60 POINTS
FROM THE ALL-TIME HIGH SCORE!Copy !req
83. MANDY, FETCH THE CAMERA.Copy !req
84. I WANT TO REMEMBER
THIS MOMENT.Copy !req
85. - BUT YOU JUST TOOK OUT 3 CARS
AND A TRAFFIC COP.Copy !req
86. - DUH. 20 POINTS TO GO!Copy !req
87. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
88. THIS DAY IS FINALLY OVER.Copy !req
89. WOO-HOO!Copy !req
90. THIS COULD BE MY LUCKY DAY!Copy !req
91. - MILKSHAKES, NO!Copy !req
92. - BILLY SEEMS TO BE
HAVING AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT
OF BAD LUCK LATELY.Copy !req
93. - MAYBE HE CAUGHT SOMETHING.Copy !req
94. - HMM...Copy !req
95. - UHH! THAT'S TWICE.Copy !req
96. WHAT'S THE CHANCES?Copy !req
97. - JUST AS I SUSPECTED.Copy !req
98. HIS BRAIN IS CAUGHT
IN A BAD JUJU VORTEX,Copy !req
99. AND HIS GOOD LUCK MATRIX
IS IN THE RED.Copy !req
100. THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.Copy !req
101. CATASTROPHE SNAIL!Copy !req
102. - CATASTROPHE SNAIL?Copy !req
103. - RIGHT IN YOUR NOODLE.Copy !req
104. - BUT HOW DID IT GET THERE?Copy !req
105. - IT MUST HAVE BEEN
IN THAT RESTAURANTCopy !req
106. WHEN BILLY SPILLED THE SALT.Copy !req
107. I TOLD HIM TO THROW SALT
OVER HIS SHOULDER
TO PREVENT BAD LUCK.Copy !req
108. BUT BILLY PANICKED.Copy !req
109. HE REACHED FOR THE SALT,
BUT HE GRABBED THE PEPPER.Copy !req
110. THAT'S WHEN THE SNAIL
MUST HAVE APPEARED
ON BILLY'S SHOULDER.Copy !req
111. SALT WOULD'VE FIZZLED
THAT SLIME BALL,Copy !req
112. BUT BILLY THREW PEPPER.Copy !req
113. - AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!Copy !req
114. - BY THIS TIME,
THE WHOLE PLACE IS SNEEZING,Copy !req
115. SO THAT SNAIL SLIPPED
RIGHT INTO BILLY'S EARCopy !req
116. WITH NOBODY NOTICING
A THING.Copy !req
117. ONCE A CATASTROPHE SNAIL
GETS IN YOUR HEAD,Copy !req
118. HE PLUGS HIS SHELL
RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN.Copy !req
119. AND ONCE HE'S PLUGGED IN, MON,Copy !req
120. HE'LL BE REPROGRAMMING
YOUR MINDCopy !req
121. TO HAVE NOTHING
BUT BAD LUCK ONLY.Copy !req
122. DIG IT?Copy !req
123. - I LOVE MY JOB.Copy !req
124. - YEAH, MON.Copy !req
125. IF WE DON'T PUT IT OUT SOON,Copy !req
126. I THINK IT'S FATAL.Copy !req
127. - HE'S MESSING WITH MY HEAD!Copy !req
128. AAH!Copy !req
129. - IT'S OVER, SNAIL BAIT.Copy !req
130. - NOW WHAT?Copy !req
131. - YOU'RE INFECTED
WITH SNAIL, BILLY,Copy !req
132. AND WE'RE GONNA PULL IT OUT.Copy !req
133. - LIKE HECK YOU ARE.Copy !req
134. - HOLD STILL, BILLY.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.Copy !req
135. - W-WHOOPS. I MUST HAVE HIT
THE WRONG KEY.Copy !req
136. - HE'S GETTING AWAY.Copy !req
137. - WHOA! LUCKY CATCH!Copy !req
138. MY LUCK MUST BE CHANGING!Copy !req
139. - HA HA! RIGHT.
FROM BAD TO WORSE. HA HA HA!Copy !req
140. - B-B-BEES!Copy !req
141. - IT'S BILLY,
THE BOY BEEHIVE.Copy !req
142. I LOVE IT!Copy !req
143. - GRIM, YOU'VE
GOT TO HELP BILLY.Copy !req
144. - TELL 'EM
TO BUZZ OFF, BILLY.Copy !req
145. THEY'LL LISTEN. HA HA HA!Copy !req
146. I'D LOVE TO HELP,Copy !req
147. BUT IT'S NONE OF MY BEESWAX.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
148. - GRIM.Copy !req
149. - YOU MEAN NOW?Copy !req
150. HANG ON, BILLY.Copy !req
151. - WOW! THIS MUST BE
MY LUCKY DAY.Copy !req
152. HEY, I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED.
THAT'S LUCKY, RIGHT?Copy !req
153. - LUCKY? WHO'S MESSING
WITH MY MOJO?Copy !req
154. WELL, LUCK HAS A FUNNY WAY
OF CHANGING, CUPCAKE.Copy !req
155. - [BARKING, SNARLING]Copy !req
156. - NICE DOGGIES.Copy !req
157. - IT WOULD BE LUCKY
IF WE CAUGHT HIM.Copy !req
158. THAT'S WHY THAT SNAIL
WON'T LET US DO IT.Copy !req
159. - SO WHAT IF WE MAKE IT UNLUCKY
FOR US TO CATCH HIM.Copy !req
160. - IF WE CATCH YOU, BILLY,Copy !req
161. WE'RE GONNA PINCH YOU
TILL YOU CRY.Copy !req
162. - I THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT.Copy !req
163. - YOU'LL OWE ME YOUR ALLOWANCE
FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS.Copy !req
164. - I'LL THROW IN
A WET WILLIE.Copy !req
165. - A WET WILLIE? EW!Copy !req
166. - A WET WILLIE!Copy !req
167. NOW, THAT WOULD BE UNLUCKY.Copy !req
168. - I THINK IT WORKED.
HERE HE COMES. GRAB HIM!Copy !req
169. - QUIT IT! STOP PINCHING!
OOH, YEAH! HEY!Copy !req
170. - THAT SHOULD HOLD HIM.Copy !req
171. - GO AHEAD, TORTURE ME,
TAKE MY ALLOWANCE.Copy !req
172. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO SING.Copy !req
173. - ADMINISTER THE WET WILLIE.Copy !req
174. - RIGHT.Copy !req
175. - WET WILLIE! ROTTEN LUCK!Copy !req
176. HA HA HA! OH!Copy !req
177. - THERE'S OUR SNAIL,Copy !req
178. THE SOURCE
OF BILLY'S BAD LUCK.Copy !req
179. THIS IS DEFINITELY
NOT MY LUCKY DAY.Copy !req
180. - ESCARGOT.Copy !req
181. MMM. C'EST MAGNIFIQUE.Copy !req
182. - I'M FREE!Copy !req
183. OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!Copy !req
184. - YOU OWE ME 20 YEARS
OF ALLOWANCE, YOU TOAD.Copy !req
185. - WHO CARES? I'M CURED!Copy !req
186. OOH, LET'S CELEBRATE
WITH ICE CREAM.Copy !req
187. COME ON, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
188. I'M GETTING
A CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRLCopy !req
189. WITH WHIPPED CREAM
AND SPRINKLESCopy !req
190. AND KETCHUP AND... UH! OOH...Copy !req
191. OH, NO.
I GOTS THE BAD LUCK AGAIN!Copy !req
192. WAAH!Copy !req
193. - HA HA HA!Copy !req
194. NO, NO, CHILD.Copy !req
195. THAT'S NOT BAD LUCK.Copy !req
196. YOU'RE JUST STUPID.Copy !req
197. - BILLY, GET GRIM.
WE'RE LEAVING.Copy !req
198. - AW, BUT WE JUST GOT HERE.Copy !req
199. - I DON'T TAN, BILLY.Copy !req
200. I BURN.Copy !req
201. THE BEACH IS COVERED
IN JELLYFISHCopy !req
202. AND DISCARDED BANDAGES.Copy !req
203. THERE'S SAND IN MY EARS...Copy !req
204. AND THIS STUPID PUPPY
WON'T LET GO OF MY SWIMSUIT.Copy !req
205. YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS
TO FIND GRIM, STUPID.Copy !req
206. - AAH!Copy !req
207. GRIM! GRIM!Copy !req
208. - BILLY, HURRY UP.Copy !req
209. - AHA!Copy !req
210. COME ON, LAZY BONES.Copy !req
211. TIME TO GO.Copy !req
212. GRIM, WHERE'S
THE REST OF YOU?Copy !req
213. UH-OH.Copy !req
214. - BILLY, WE ARE LEAVING.Copy !req
215. - OK. I'M COMING.
I'M COMING!Copy !req
216. - COME ON, TIF.Copy !req
217. I BET WE'LL FIND PIRATE GOLD
WITH THIS THING.Copy !req
218. - OR SOME MORE DIAMONDS
FOR MY COLLECTION.Copy !req
219. - OOH! OOH! I THINK
WE FOUND SOMETHING.Copy !req
220. OH!Copy !req
221. - WHOA!
- WHOA!Copy !req
222. - WHAT IS IT,
SUGAR LUMPKINS?Copy !req
223. - WE FOUND A NEW FRIEND!Copy !req
224. CAN WE KEEP HIM?
PLEASE! PLEASE!Copy !req
225. - BIT OF A SKINNY CHAP,
ISN'T HE?Copy !req
226. - MM. AND I HAVE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHO DOES HIS LIPO.Copy !req
227. - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE
SOME REST AND FATTENING UP.Copy !req
228. CARE TO JOIN US
AT THE VILLA?Copy !req
229. - YAY!
- YAY!Copy !req
230. AH, NOTHING LIKE A NICE SNOOZE
IN THE SUN.Copy !req
231. AAH!Copy !req
232. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID
WITH MY BODY!Copy !req
233. - OH, I LOST IT FOREVER,Copy !req
234. SO I STUCK YOUR HEAD
ON MANDY'S BABY WETSY DOLL.Copy !req
235. THAT'S USING THE OLD NOGGIN,
RIGHT?Copy !req
236. - OH! HOW DID I EVER END UP
WITH YOU TWO BUFFOONS?Copy !req
237. HOW I DESPISE MY WRETCHED,
DESPICABLE, ROTTEN LIFE!Copy !req
238. - QUIT YOUR GRIPING, GRIM.Copy !req
239. IF YOU'D JUST SHUT UP,
WE'LL HELP YOU FIND
YOUR STUPID BODY.Copy !req
240. WILL YOU CHANGE
MY DIAPER FIRST?Copy !req
241. - YAY!Copy !req
242. - WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SUCH A GOOD TIME!Copy !req
243. - MM. WHAT A MAN.Copy !req
244. - ISN'T THAT MRS. RICH?Copy !req
245. - YES, BUT WHO
IS HER NEW FRIEND?Copy !req
246. - MUST BE ONE
OF THE NEW MALE MODELS.Copy !req
247. WOO-HOO! HEY, TWIGGY!Copy !req
248. - BUT I WAS SURE MY BODY
WAS RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
249. OH! WHAT COULD BE HAPPENING
TO IT?Copy !req
250. WITHOUT MY BODY,
I'M POWERLESS.Copy !req
251. NOTHING MORE THAN
A TALKING KICKBALL.Copy !req
252. - HMM...
- HMM...Copy !req
253. - OK, GUYS,
I FOUND THE BALL.Copy !req
254. - WHAT!Copy !req
255. NO, NO, I AM NOT
YOUR BOWLING BALL,Copy !req
256. YOU STUPID... AAH!Copy !req
257. - STEE-RIKE, HERE WE COME!Copy !req
258. - GRIM!Copy !req
259. COME HERE,
YOU MINDLESS IDIOT.Copy !req
260. - HERE, BODY, BODY, BODY!Copy !req
261. KIDS!Copy !req
262. WAIT UP!Copy !req
263. - THERE.
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE.Copy !req
264. - OH, THERE YOU ARE, GRIM.Copy !req
265. COME ON.
STOP DRAGGING YOUR FEET.Copy !req
266. - OH, THIS SAD COWBOY TUNECopy !req
267. REALLY SPEAKS
TO ME ACHY-BREAKY HEART.Copy !req
268. - HEY, JOE, YOU OUGHT TO
CLEAN UP THEM SPITTOONS.Copy !req
269. THEY'S LOOKING
A LITTLE MOLDY.Copy !req
270. - OH, IF I HAD ME HANDS,
YOU'D BE SORRY.Copy !req
271. IF I'M SUFFERING THIS MUCH,Copy !req
272. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE TORMENT
ME BODY MUST BE ENDURING.Copy !req
273. - GENTLEMEN,
AFTER AN EXHAUSTIVE ANALYSISCopy !req
274. OF THE SAND AND CALCIUM DEPOSITS
WE FOUND AT THE BEACH,Copy !req
275. I REGRET TO SAY
OUR EVIDENCE IS...Copy !req
276. INCONCLUSIVE.Copy !req
277. - WELL, I DID FIND
SOMETHING ELSE AT THE BEACH.Copy !req
278. - YOU HOLDING OUT
ON ME PUNK?Copy !req
279. - VOILA!Copy !req
280. IT'S SOME KIND
OF A WEIRD EGG.Copy !req
281. MAYBE A DINOSAUR EGG
OR A MARTIAN EGG OR...Copy !req
282. OOH! OH! OH, NO! I GOT IT!Copy !req
283. IT'S GRIM'S EGG!Copy !req
284. HIS SKELETON IS LAYING EGGS,Copy !req
285. AND HE'S GONNA BE A DADDY.Copy !req
286. - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
287. - GIMME THAT.Copy !req
288. THIS IS A POLO BALL, DOOFUS.Copy !req
289. AND IT'S MONOGRAMMED
WITH THE INITIALSCopy !req
290. OF ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS
FAMILIES IN ENDSVILLE.Copy !req
291. HMM... - [LAUGHTER, CHATTERING]Copy !req
292. - DRIVER, STOP.Copy !req
293. - BODY, THERE YOU ARE!Copy !req
294. OH, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!Copy !req
295. BUT... WHY?Copy !req
296. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
297. BUT WAS LIFE
REALLY SO BAD BEFORE?Copy !req
298. - GOSH, WE'RE SORRY, GRIM.Copy !req
299. - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
300. - ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
OUR NEW-FOUND FAMILY FRIEND,Copy !req
301. MR. BONY PARTS.Copy !req
302. - CHARMED I'M SURE.Copy !req
303. YOUR NAME REMINDS ME
OF A RIB-TICKLING JOKE
I HEARD JUST THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
304. HA HA! JUST RIBBING YOU.Copy !req
305. - OH, MY GOSH!Copy !req
306. IT'S A PREHISTORIC BANKER!Copy !req
307. - EVERYONE, PANIC!Copy !req
308. - GRIM, YOU AND YOUR BODY
ARE BACK TOGETHER!Copy !req
309. - WHY, SO I AM!Copy !req
310. YIPPEE! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
311. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.Copy !req
312. ALTHOUGH I SEEM TO HAVE PUT ON
A LITTLE WEIGHT.Copy !req
313. OH, THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP,
LITTLE ONES.Copy !req
314. OH, I WANT TO HUG EVERYBODY,Copy !req
315. AND I MEAN EVERY... -Copy !req
316. - SEE? JUST LIKE
I TOLD YOU, MANDY.Copy !req
317. GRIM'S GONNA HAVE
HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF LITTLE BONY BABIES!Copy !req
318. - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
319. - OH, DON'T WORRY, GRIM.Copy !req
320. I KNOW CROCHET.Copy !req
321. I'LL KNIT BOOTIES
FOR ALL YOUR BABIES.Copy !req
322. DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.
I BROUGHT A SPARE.Copy !req
323. OH, THERE WE GO!Copy !req
324. YEAH, LET IT ALL OUT.Copy !req
325. OH, YEAH,
THAT'S A GOOD BABY.Copy !req
326. OOH, SOMEBODY MADE A STINKY!Copy !req
327. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
328. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONALCopy !req
329. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
www.ncicap.org...Copy !req