The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy 2x3

Directed by John McIntyre • Robert Alvarez

Grim brings monster cards to life.

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Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

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1. Evolution doesn't take prisoners.

2. It's way... too... hot.

3. How about keeping your secretions

4. on your own side of the couch?

5. Why are you wiping your face with my sweat rag?

6. Ew.

7. Ooh, that feels kind of good.

8. What's with you two?

9. We're hot and bored.

10. Bored, eh? I got an idea.

11. Why don't we look into the future?

12. That's always good for a laugh.

13. You can see into the future?

14. Of course.

15. All you need... is a crystal ball,

16. a wave of the fingers...

17. Empress, the new Billy has just arrived.

18. Excellent. Send him in.

19. Where am I?

20. Hello, Billy.

21. Mandy, is that you?

22. There's something different about you.

23. I can't put my finger on it.

24. Is it your hair?

25. You didn't notice I'm now a hideous,

26. disgusting, worm-like creature?

27. Are you sure it's not your hair?

28. I swear, these Billys get dumber with each cloning.

29. What happened to everything, Mandy?

30. This is the future, Billy.

31. I now rule the entire Earth.

32. In my research, I discovered this worm form

33. would give me immortality.

34. You are the latest in a long line of Billy clones

35. that have been keeping me company over the millennia.

36. But I'm the coolest, right?

37. Here, let me show you my latest project.

38. Ah, yes, the slime.

39. How revolting.

40. Billy, whatever you do, don't eat the...

41. Ahh!

42. What'd you say, Grim?

43. Never mind.

44. This is my laboratory,

45. where I grow horrible creatures to combat the resistance.

46. Boy, look at this guy.

47. He sure is ugly.

48. Pbht!

49. You're an ugly butt.

50. Ugly butt, ugly butt, ugly butt!

51. I lose more Billys that way.

52. Did you change your hair, Mandy?

53. Everything you see, Billy, belongs to me.

54. What's that smell?

55. It's cinnamon, Billy.

56. Those are my cinnamon mines.

57. They are the main industry of the planet.

58. The power of cinnamon has made me

59. all-powerful and invincible.

60. There is only one weakness.

61. If anyone were to discover cinnamon's polar opposite,

62. they could use it to destroy me.

63. Fortunately it's a well-kept secret.

64. I want to know. I want to know.

65. Please, Mandy, I won't tell anyone.

66. I prooooomise.

67. Well... okay.

68. Just remember not to tell anyone.

69. The polar opposite of cinnamon is...

70. frogs.

71. Now remember... Don't tell anyone.

72. You can count on me, Mandy.

73. I won't tell anyone.

74. Excellent.

75. Hmmm.

76. Were you followed?

77. No, of course not.

78. What kind of boob do you take me for?

79. Hiya, Grim!

80. What you doing?

81. I saw you sneaking around upstairs so I followed you.

82. Hey, what's going on here?

83. He's not supposed to be here.

84. He could jeopardize our whole operation

85. and ruin our plans to overthrow Mandy.

86. Not to worry. Billy is a harmless idiot.

87. See?

88. Grim, want to help me pick my nose?

89. I see.

90. Why are you helping the resistance?

91. I'm so sick of that bossy cow.

92. I know I'm supposed to be her friend forever,

93. but I never realized how long forever was.

94. We're almost ready to overthrow Mandy.

95. The only missing link is the polar opposite of cinnamon.

96. That is the key to our success.

97. Oh, that's easy.

98. It's frogs!

99. Frogs? Of course.

100. Why didn't I see that before?

101. The sum over the kinetic force multiplied by X, divided by Pi,

102. over the square root of 4 equals... frogs.

103. We attack at dawn.

104. Give me that!

105. Knock, knock.

106. Take her down!

107. Guards, arrest them.

108. Wait, I don't understand. Why didn't the frogs work?

109. Fool. I intentionally misled Billy about the frogs

110. so I could bring the rebels out of hiding.

111. Take them away!

112. Except for Grim.

113. Oh, hi.

114. I have something special in store for you.

115. For the act of treason against me,

116. I sentence you to the torture of a thousands vials.

117. W-W-What's going on?

118. What are you doing?

119. But I was so careful. How could you have known?

120. I have my sources.

121. Yep, I most certainly do.

122. Hey there, little ant.

123. What's the matter? Are you bored?

124. He's hurting.

125. Ooh! I'll give him mouth-to- mouth resuss-as-affirmation.

126. Pbbbbbbbbht!

127. Pbbbbbbbbht!

128. Pbbbbbbbbht!

129. What are you doing?

130. He's not gonna make it.

131. I'll be the judge of that.

132. Nope.

133. Nope.

134. Out of the way, beanhead.

135. We're going fishing.

136. Ooh, ooh! Can I go?

137. No.

138. Last time you moaned from boredom the whole time.

139. Ooh, pleeeeease. I won't moan.

140. Cross my heart and hope to... not live!

141. That can be arranged.

142. M-M-Mandy, p-please?

143. Alright.

144. But no moaning.

145. No moaning!

146. Mooooooooan.

147. Mooooan.

148. Mooooan.

149. Moooooan.

150. I'm bored!

151. Bored!

152. Bored!

153. Bored!

154. Bored! Bored! Bored!

155. I say, ahoy, there. Did someone say bored?

156. Watch your back.

157. It's Eris, Goddess of Chaos.

158. That's right, deary...

159. chaos, discord, disorder, and all that rot.

160. Cheers.

161. Oh, dreadful habit.

162. I say...

163. anyone up for some chaos?

164. Ooh, ooh, I know! That's an apple.

165. Not just an apple, deary.

166. Whoever wields its secret power is capable of mass destruction.

167. Be on your way, child.

168. Everyone knows your daddy grounded you

169. from using that infernal apple.

170. And without that, you're powerless.

171. True, Grim, but Daddy didn't say

172. I couldn't acquire someone to use the apple for me.

173. Ergh! Ergh!

174. Someone bored, someone stupid.

175. Me?

176. That's right, Billy,

177. and with you to command the apple for me,

178. we shall have all sorts of crazy fun!

179. Tornadoes to the north.

180. Flash flood to the south!

181. Fire snows to the east!

182. Leprechauns astride beaver- tailed babies in the west!

183. Together we will rule chaos.

184. I've got to let the dogs out.

185. Now?

186. Great.

187. Good riddance.

188. Maybe now we can fish.

189. Woof, woof, woof!

190. Go, boys! Go play! Be free!

191. Who let the dogs out?

192. I did. I did.

193. Almost done!

194. Ta-da!

195. Are you quite finished?

196. What do we do now?

197. Create chaos!

198. Chaos.

199. Chaos!

200. Chaos!

201. Chaos!

202. Chaos!

203. Okay. But I got to change my clothes first.

204. Come on!

205. Change your knickers, and let's go.

206. Catch me!

207. The apple, Billy.

208. It's time to create chaos with the apple.

209. Yeah. Just one more thing first.

210. You're watching the paint dry?

211. Shhhhh!

212. This is the best part.

213. Anything else?

214. Let's see...

215. Let the dogs out, change clothes,

216. watch paint dry... Ooh!

217. Yeeeaah!

218. I'm ready for the apple!

219. Eris, I'm ready!

220. Ready to help you use the apple!

221. Eris?

222. H-H-Happy... thoughts...

223. H-Happy... thoughts... Eris, it's me Billy.

224. I'm ready for chaos!

225. Chaos?

226. Where?

227. Yeah! Tornadoes, floods, baby leprechauns, you know.

228. Come on, I don't have all day!

229. Right on schedule.

230. She forgot this.

231. How about them apples?

232. Hey, Mandy!

233. Y-You want to check out my new stink bomb?

234. It's full of mayonnaise and skunk oil...

235. Ooh, and doody, and...

236. Ew, that stinks. Get it out of here.

237. Aww, come on Mandy.

238. It's rad.

239. Don't make me hurt you.

240. Aww, come on. Let me show you.

241. Ewwww.

242. Now, that's a stinky meatball.