The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy 2x13

Directed by John McIntyre • Robert Alvarez

Mandy develops a crush.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES.

3. COOL!

4. VAST, UNFORGIVING WASTELAND,

5. WHOSE EVERY GRAIN OF SAND LONGS TO STIFLE OUT MY LITTLE LIFE.

6. - SOMETHING THE DESERT AND I HAVE IN COMMON.

7. - LUCKY WE HAVE THIS INSULATED, MODERN SCHOOL BUS

8. TO WHISK US SAFELY ACROSS THIS WASTELAND.

9. - OH, MY. OH, MY GOODNESS.

10. WELL, CLASS, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR FIELD TRIP

11. TO THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE

12. ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN.

13. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BRING THE SCIENCE TO US.

14. - COOL! DESERT FUN!

15. DESERT FUN, DESERT FUN!

16. I'M SO HOT.

17. - WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET HOME.

18. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE!

19. - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, SPERG?

20. - YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

21. - YOU DROPPED A PICKLE.

22. - OH. THANKS.

23. - CHILDREN EATING CHILDREN?

24. THIS MAY BE FUN AFTER ALL.

25. - CLASS, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DIG FOR FOSSILS.

26. EVERYONE GRAB A SHOVEL AND START EXCAVATING.

27. - EXCAVATING? THAT'S CODE FOR DIGGING.

28. YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS.

29. - MMM. PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT, CHILDREN.

30. THE ROAD TO LEARNING IS PAVED WITH PAIN.

31. - HI, LITTLE BUDDY.

32. AAH! OH-UHH-OOH-UHH-OW-OOH!

33. UHH!

34. - MMM. MMM-MMM.

35. - COOL!

36. - HEY, LOSERS.

37. I FOUND A PERFECTLY PRESERVED T. REX.

38. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

39. - JUST THIS.

40. - AAH!

41. - I'M BORED.

42. - AAH! AAH!

43. AAH! AAH! AAH!

44. - LET'S GO EXPLORING.

45. - AAH!

46. - I'M SO THIRSTY!

47. - GO SUCK A CACTUS.

48. - WHAT DO YOU THINK MADE THEM?

49. - I DON'T THINK I WANT TO KNOW.

50. - LOOK! I'M A BILLY GOAT!

51. - IF ONLY HE HAD THE BRAIN OF A BILLY GOAT.

52. - COOL! COOL!

53. THERE'S SOMEONE DOWN THERE, AND HE SOUNDS LIKE ME!

54. - HE MAKES ME FEEL SO VERY INTELLIGENT.

55. WHAT WAS THAT?

56. DID YOU SEE THAT?

57. - I THINK WE SHOULD GO. NOW.

58. - I'M WITH YOU, SISTER.

59. - I GOTS TO GO NOW. MY FRIENDS ARE LEAVING.

60. I GOTS TO GO NOW. MY FRIENDS ARE LEAVING.

61. HEY! HIS FRIENDS ARE LEAVING, TOO!

62. AAH!

63. - WE'VE GOT TO GO GET HIM.

64. - COULDN'T WE JUST SAY WE DID?

65. - COME ON.

66. - THAT IS ONE BIG CHICKEN.

67. THAT'S IT. WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

68. - UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM.

69. - AWW. I KNEW YOU TWO WERE SWEETHEARTS.

70. - HE OWES ME 10 BUCKS.

71. - 10 BUCKS? THAT'S CHICKEN FEED.

72. CHICKEN FEED. JUST LIKE BILLY.

73. HEY, MANDY, I MADE A FUNNY.

74. WHERE ARE WE?

75. - AAH!

76. - WHAT IS IT?

77. - CH-CH-CH-THE CHICKEN.

78. - THOSE ARE SOME UGLY CHICKENS.

79. I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE OUR GIANT POULTRY CAME FROM.

80. - WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

81. - I'M SURE A WRITER'S CONVENIENCE

82. WILL TURN UP AND FILL US IN.

83. - A WRITER'S CONVENIENCE? WHAT'S THAT?

84. - THIS LABORATORY WAS BUILT UNDERNEATH

85. A DORMANT VOLCANO

86. AND USED BY THE MILITARY TO TRAIN SUPERCHICKENS

87. DURING THE COLD WAR.

88. AFTER BUDGET CUTS AND A FEW MISHAPS,

89. I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT.

90. NOW THE CHICKENS HAVE ESCAPED.

91. IF THOSE CHICKENS GET OUT INTO THE CITY,

92. THAT'S IT, MAN. GAME OVER. GAME OVER, MAN!

93. I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

94. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

95. AAH! THE GRIM REAPER!

96. WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

97. - GRIM, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT THESE CHICKENS?

98. - NO. THESE MONSTERS WERE CREATED BY SCIENCE.

99. OUT OF MY JURISDICTION.

100. - WELL, THEN, THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR

101. SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED BUTT-KICKING.

102. - HEY! THAT'S MINE!

103. - HYUH! EE! HUH?

104. - AWW, YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!

105. AWW, TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN.

106. DID SOMEONE WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE YOLK?

107. - ALL RIGHT, YOU DUMB CLUCKS.

108. THERE'S A NEW PECKING ORDER.

109. - AWW, WE WERE HAVING FUN!

110. - SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE COMING BACK.

111. - AND THEY BROUGHT FRIENDS.

112. - YAY!

113. - IT'S OBVIOUS THEY HAVE ALREADY PECKED YOUR BRAINS OUT.

114. - GOOD BIRDIES, GOOD BIRDIES!

115. IT IS MY SCIENTIFIC OPINION THAT

116. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO RUN!

117. I'LL TRY TO SLOW THEM DOWN.

118. AIIEE!

119. - HERE THEY COME!

120. - NICE GOING, BONEHEAD.

121. - AAH!

122. - LOOK AT ALL THOSE EGGS.

123. - AND I'M HUNGRY AS A JAYBIRD ON A DIET ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!

124. OOH! LOOK! I'M ROCKY BALBOA!

125. AAH!

126. - I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SUPERCHICKEN EGGS HAVE ACID YOLKS.

127. - I HATE THESE EGGS!

128. - UM, BILLY?

129. - HATE 'EM! HATE! HATE! HATE!

130. - UM, BILLY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU,

131. YOU'LL SET ASIDE YOUR HATRED OF EGGS AND...

132. - NOW CAN WE LEAVE HIM TO DIE?

133. - UH, GUYS?

134. - COME ON, YOU CRUMMY THING, WORK!

135. - OW!

136. WHY DON'T YOU PECK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?

137. - GRIM, GET THE DOOR.

138. - COOL!

139. - YAY! OOH!

140. - AHH. I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.

141. - GIANT CHICKENS FROM THE SKY!

142. NOW WE WON'T HAVE TO EAT EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE.

143. - TOUCH LUCK FOR YOU, KID.

144. - HEY, GRIM, YOU KNOW HOW YOU DID THAT FORCE FIELD THINGY

145. THAT KEPT THE VOLCANO FROM COOKING US?

146. - YES.

147. - WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT TO SAVE ME FROM THE CHICKENS?

148. - BECAUSE, BILLY, I DON'T LIKE YOU.

149. - OH, YEAH.

150. OH!

151. HONEY, WHERE'S JUNIOR?

152. HE'S GOING TO BE LATE FOR HIS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

153. - DON'T KNOW, DEAR, BUT DO ME A FAVOR

154. AND LET THE DOG OUT.

155. HOLD IT.

156. I DON'T SEEM TO REMEMBER US HAVING A DOG.

157. JUNIOR.

158. - JUNIOR, I TOLD YOU, NO FORM-SHIFTING IN THE HOUSE.

159. - WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT ANYWAY, SON?

160. - I DON'T WANT TO START SCHOOL.

161. WHAT IF NO ONE LIKES ME?

162. - BUT, JUNIOR, YOUR COUSIN BILLY WILL BE THERE.

163. - THAT'S RIGHT, SON,

164. AND WHO MAKES A BETTER FRIEND THAN A FAMILY MEMBER?

165. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOTHER.

166. - MMM. [DOG BARKING AND MONKEYS SHRIEKING]

167. - YUCK. OLD PEOPLE LOVE.

168. - OH, YOU'RE OK, KID. NEXT.

169. - THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S ALL HOMEWORK.

170. WHAT'S IN THERE, ANYWAY?

171. - IT'S A THING THAT'S GONNA HELP ME ACE THE TEST TODAY.

172. HELP! IT'S GOT ME!

173. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON THERE, SON.

174. WHAT THE... WHY, I NEVER...

175. NOTHING METAL. HA HA. MOVE ON.

176. - OOH! UHH!

177. OH! UHH!

178. UHH! UHH! UHH!

179. UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!

180. UHH! UHH! UHH!

181. - BILLY, YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE MORGUE.

182. - SO YOU'RE USING GRIM TO CHEAT ON THE BIG TEST TODAY?

183. YOU KNOW, CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER IN THE LONG RUN.

184. - I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?

185. - YOU'RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

186. - OH, IT DIDN'T WORK.

187. - HERE. TRY THE STAPLER.

188. - HEY, BILLY, ISN'T THAT YOUR COUSIN NERGAL JUNIOR?

189. - HELLO, COUSIN.

190. - NAH, THAT CAN'T BE HIM.

191. MY COUSIN'S A 4-EYED FREAK FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.

192. THEY'D NEVER LET HIM INTO A HIGH-CLASS JOINT LIKE THIS.

193. - EWW!

194. - JUNIOR.

195. YES, YOU, JUNIOR.

196. - Y-YES, MA'AM.

197. - WHY DON'T YOU STAND AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE CLASS?

198. - HELLO, CLASS. MY NAME...

199. CAN HE... CAN HE DO THAT, MS. BUTTERBEAN?

200. - WHY, YES. HE CAN.

201. HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU.

202. AS YOU KNOW, THERE WILL BE A TEST TODAY,

203. WHICH I HOPE EVERYBODY STUDIED FOR.

204. - HMPH.

205. - OK, GRIM. FIRST QUESTION.

206. 4 TIMES 1 EQUALS... - THIS IS MATH, BILLY.

207. YOU TOLD ME IT WAS HISTORY.

208. I DON'T KNOW ANY MATH.

209. - WHAT'S MATH?

210. - HERE, IRWIN.

211. - FOR ME? COOL.

212. - AAH! I CAN'T SEE!

213. - BLEH!

214. - GRR.

215. - YOU'LL BE GETTING YOUR TEST SCORES AFTER LUNCH,

216. SO HURRY BACK.

217. - SURE, DUDE. WHATEVER.

218. - NO, REALLY. I MEAN IT.

219. HIS SKELETON'S IN THE TOILET.

220. I SEEN IT FOR REAL!

221. - HEY, HOW'S THE GELATIN TODAY?

222. - HMM. YECH! IT'S LOUSY!

223. - HEY!

224. - OH, I'M SO GONNA FAIL THIS TEST.

225. JUNIOR! I GOTS AN IDEA!

226. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OVER

227. MS. BUTTERBEAN'S FORM, HEE HEE,

228. AND THAT WAY, I'LL ACE THE TEST!

229. - NICE HAIRDO, WIENER.

230. - I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE TEST.

231. I'M INTERESTED IN REVENGE.

232. - NOW YOU'RE TALKIN.' I CAN'T SUPPORT CHEATING...

233. BUT REVENGE IS SOMETHING I CAN REALLY GET BEHIND.

234. - MMM.

235. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

236. - OH, MS. BUTTERBEAN,

237. I REALLY ENJOYED THE TEST TODAY.

238. - THAT'S NICE. WHY DON'T YOU TELL SOMEONE WHO...

239. - AAH!

240. - WHERE'S THAT NEW WIMP?

241. I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME.

242. - GOOD AFTERNOON, CLASS.

243. I HAVE YOUR TEST SCORES.

244. MINDY, GEORGE, BILLY.

245. - AN "F?

246. I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL.

247. - AWW. COULDN'T DO IT.

248. 4 TIMES 1 IS DEFINITELY NOT

249. A PICTURE OF A CLOWN WITH A FLAMETHROWER.

250. - HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?

251. - OH.

252. - OH, AND THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT "F's

253. CAN STAY BEHIND AFTER CLASS.

254. WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S LEFT.

255. - HA HA HA! YOU DORKS FAILED!

256. - I NEVER FAIL, SPERG. I'M JUST STAYING TO WATCH.

257. - WATCH WHAT?

258. - I LIKE APPLES. DO YOU LIKE APPLES?

259. - UM, YEAH.

260. - YES. YOU LIKE APPLES.

261. HERE, HAVE SOME MORE.

262. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

263. , MS. BUTTERBEAN.

264. - YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE ME THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME, EH?

265. - WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME

266. YOU HAD A WEDGIE OF YOUR OWN!

267. - I THINK I LIKE THIS TEACHER.

268. - BUT, MS. BUTTERBEAN,

269. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU'RE A TEACHER!

270. - I CAN DO WHATEVER I PLEASE.

271. I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!

272. - AAH!

273. - OOH! OOH! OOH! LOOK!

274. SPERG'S GOT THE SAME BUNNY UNDERWEAR I DO!

275. - AND I HAVE TONS OF NEW FRIENDS,

276. AND I GRADED ALL THE TESTS.

277. - WHY, THEY'VE ALREADY GOT HIM GRADING PAPERS.

278. JUST FOR THAT, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR NEW PET.

279. - ALL RIGHT! HERE, BOY!

280. - IT'S BETTER THAN WHAT MY MOM MAKES!

281. - NO BONES.

282. - WHEW.

283. I SUPPOSE I'M EXPECTED TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP, EH?

284. - WHOOOAAA..

285. - WHAT? WHAT?

286. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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