1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
2. - HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
3. - THE CALL IS COMING
FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.Copy !req
4. - RAHHH!Copy !req
5. - AAAAAHHH!Copy !req
6. - AAAAAAHHH!Copy !req
7. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?Copy !req
8. - DUDE, I'M, LIKE, 15.
WE ALL LOOK LIKE THIS.Copy !req
9. WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOM?Copy !req
10. - NO, I'M THE BOOGIE MAN.Copy !req
11. - I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN YOU.
GO TALK TO MY LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
12. - YEAH, GO TO BED.
SHEESH.Copy !req
13. WHEN DID KIDS
GET SO HARD TO SCARE?Copy !req
14. I BLAME CARTOONS
AND VIDEO GAMES AND THE TUBA.Copy !req
15. WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE GOOD OLD DAYSCopy !req
16. WHEN THE MERE MENTION
OF THE BOOGIE MANCopy !req
17. COULD SULLY
EVEN THE WHITEST UNDIES?Copy !req
18. AHHH.Copy !req
19. MAN, I HAVEN'T HAD
TIMES LIKE THATCopy !req
20. SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL.Copy !req
21. AH, THE OLD
MIDDLE SCHOOL YEARBOOK.Copy !req
22. OH, YES, THE GRIM REAPER...Copy !req
23. ALWAYS THINKING
HE WAS SCARIER THAN ME.Copy !req
24. CHUMP.Copy !req
25. MAYBE IT'S TIME TO RELIVE
SOME OF THE OLD GLORY DAYS.Copy !req
26. YES. AH HA HA HA!Copy !req
27. - AH, SHUT UP!
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!Copy !req
28. - WELCOME BACK TO
THE SUPPERTIME SURGERY NETWORK.Copy !req
29. - THIS SHOW IS AWESOME.Copy !req
30. - HEY, DOC,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH MY LEGS?Copy !req
31. AAAAHHHH!Copy !req
32. - OH, STOP IT.
I'M JUST SHAVING YOU.Copy !req
33. - SO, THIS IS WHERE GRIM LIVES.Copy !req
34. LET'S SEE WHAT HE THINKS OF ME
SCARING THESE TWO KIDS TO DEATH.Copy !req
35. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
36. - OK, MRS. STEVENSON.
ONE MORE STITCH.Copy !req
37. OOP, SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
38. - RRHOOAR!Copy !req
39. - HEY, BILLY, IS THIS A NEW TV?Copy !req
40. - ROOOAR!Copy !req
41. - COOL.Copy !req
42. - ROOAR!Copy !req
43. - REWIND.Copy !req
44. - WHAT?
- I GOTTA SEE THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
45. FAST FORWARD.Copy !req
46. REWIND.Copy !req
47. FAST FORWARD.Copy !req
48. REWIND.Copy !req
49. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
50. I'M SORRY, CHILD, BUT IS THIS
THE GRIM REAPER HOME?Copy !req
51. - WHO DARES DISTURB
THE GRIM REAPER?Copy !req
52. 'CAUSE I HAVE BILLY BISCUITS.Copy !req
53. - BILLY BISCUITS!Copy !req
54. AAARRRUUUGHA!Copy !req
55. GGGGGRRRR... BILLY BISCUITS!Copy !req
56. OHHH, THEY FEEL CHOCOLATY.Copy !req
57. OH, GRIM,
THE TV WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
58. - TV?Copy !req
59. - HELLO, GRIM.Copy !req
60. - HELLO, TV.Copy !req
61. - HMM.Copy !req
62. HA HA!Copy !req
63. - BOOGIE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
64. - WHAT? AN OLD CLASSMATE
CAN'T SWING BY AND SAY HELLO?Copy !req
65. - NO. I THOUGHT I WAS DONE
WITH YOU AFTER GRADUATION.Copy !req
66. - HEY, GRIM, WHO'S THE STIFF?Copy !req
67. - YOU MAY KNOW HIM
AS THE BOOGIE MAN.Copy !req
68. HE WAS THE WORST BULLY
IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
69. HE USED TO TORMENT ALL THE KIDS
AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.Copy !req
70. - WOW! BEEN THERE.Copy !req
71. - OH, COME NOW, GRIM.
THINGS WEREN'T THAT BAD.Copy !req
72. - DON'T BELIEVE HIM, KIDS.
BOOGIE WAS THE WORST.Copy !req
73. ONE TIME I HAD A RECITAL
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS.Copy !req
74. - PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR GRIM.Copy !req
75. - GOOD LUCK, GRIM.Copy !req
76. - I DON'T NEED LUCK.
I PRACTICED.Copy !req
77. - WELL, I HOPE YOU PRACTICED
YOUR HUMILITY.Copy !req
78. - TO BE OR NOT TO BE.
THAT IS THE QUESTION.Copy !req
79. - I THINK YOU MEAN,
WEDGIE OR NO WEDGIE.Copy !req
80. - OWWWW!Copy !req
81. - WEDGIE!Copy !req
82. - HEY, EVERYONE,
GRIM JUST GOT A NUCLEAR WEDGIE.Copy !req
83. LET'S ALL POINT
AND LAUGH AT HIS HUMILIATION.Copy !req
84. - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
85. - BOY.Copy !req
86. - I NEVER LIVED THAT DOWN.Copy !req
87. EVERYONE CALLED ME
WEDGIE SHAKESPEARE.Copy !req
88. - WELL, ALL THIS REMINISCING
HAS BEEN GREAT,Copy !req
89. BUT I JUST STOPPED BY
FOR A FEW THINGS.Copy !req
90. NICE SEEIN' YOU, JERK.Copy !req
91. - WHAT JUST HAPPENED?Copy !req
92. - A DARK FIGURE
FROM THE UNDERWORLD TOOK BILLY,Copy !req
93. FREEING UP MY AFTERNOON.Copy !req
94. - OOF! THAT'S IT.
I'VE HAD IT!Copy !req
95. - WHAT? IT'S ONLY BILLY.Copy !req
96. - THAT'S NOT THE POINT.Copy !req
97. I'M TIRED OF BEING
BOOGIE'S PUNCHING BAG.Copy !req
98. I'M GONNA TEACH HIM A LESSON
ONCE AND FOR ALL!Copy !req
99. AAUGGH!Copy !req
100. - WELL, MANDY,
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW.Copy !req
101. - UH... NO.Copy !req
102. - YET ANOTHER NIGHT
OF ONE-MAN TWISTER?Copy !req
103. - ARE YOU READY
FOR A ROLLER COASTER RIDECopy !req
104. OF PURE TERROR?Copy !req
105. - I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS!Copy !req
106. - WELL, THEN, YOU'LL LOVE THIS.Copy !req
107. - I LOVE THIS!Copy !req
108. TERROR!Copy !req
109. I WONDER WHAT TERROR IS?Copy !req
110. IT SOUNDS LIKE CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
111. OOOHHHH, PRICKLY!Copy !req
112. HELLO? HELLO-OOOO?Copy !req
113. - GRRRRR...
- BOOGIE?Copy !req
114. GRIM? HELLO-OOOO?Copy !req
115. AHHHH!Copy !req
116. - SO, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?Copy !req
117. - I'M GOING
TO PULL A TRICK ON BOOGIE
AND TEACH HIM A LESSON.Copy !req
118. - AND HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO DO THAT?Copy !req
119. - HMM. I HAVE AN IDEA.Copy !req
120. HMM. NOT THE SODA,
NOT THE PURPLE STUFF.Copy !req
121. AH, BOOGIE'S MILK.Copy !req
122. HERE, HOLD THIS.Copy !req
123. - GIVE ME THE MILK.Copy !req
124. - YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
BETTER WAYS TO GET REVENGE.Copy !req
125. - DON'T WORRY. I SAW THIS
IN THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.Copy !req
126. - WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T THE GRIM REAPERCopy !req
127. AND HIS LITTLE MASTER.Copy !req
128. WHAT'S WRONG, GRIM?Copy !req
129. COME BACK
TO SAVE THE BIG-NOSED BRAT?Copy !req
130. - I CAME FOR AN APOLOGY
FOR ALL THE TORTURE
YOU PUT ME THROUGH.Copy !req
131. - AND WE PROBABLY SHOULD
BRING BILLY BACK.Copy !req
132. - BUT MOSTLY WE WANT AN APOLOGY.Copy !req
133. - WHY, GRIM, I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO... TORTURED.Copy !req
134. WOW. I AM SO SORRY.Copy !req
135. I JOKED WITH YOU
BECAUSE I RESPECTED YOU.Copy !req
136. ALL I WANTED WAS A FRIEND;Copy !req
137. SOMEONE WHO WOULD
HANG OUT WITH ME
AND BUY ME THINGS.Copy !req
138. - OH, IT'S OK, BOOGIE.Copy !req
139. - NO, GRIM, I WAS WRONG,
AND I AM SORRY.Copy !req
140. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
141. HERE, TAKE THIS MILK AS A TOKEN
OF OUR NEW FRIENDSHIP, BUDDY.Copy !req
142. - OH, THANK YOU, BOOGIE.Copy !req
143. - UH, GRIM...Copy !req
144. - AHH.Copy !req
145. - OH, HE'S GOOD.Copy !req
146. - YEAH,
I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
147. - HE REALLY THOUGHT
THAT HOT SAUCE BIT
WAS GONNA GET ME, HUH?Copy !req
148. - YEP.Copy !req
149. - YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY, GRIM.Copy !req
150. - HEY, EVERYBODY,
GRIM IS HANGING BY HIS UNDERWEARCopy !req
151. FROM THE CLOCK.Copy !req
152. LET'S ALL LAUGH
AT HIS HUMILIATION.Copy !req
153. - HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
154. - BOOGIE!
WHERE YOU GOIN', PRINCESS?Copy !req
155. THIS ISN'T OVER.Copy !req
156. - WHAT'S WRONG, BOOGIE?Copy !req
157. - ARE YA... ARE YA...
ARE YA... YA...Copy !req
158. ARE YA SCARED LIKE SOME SORT OF
SMALL, TASTY BIRD?Copy !req
159. - ME? SCARED?
I AM THE ESSENCE
OF SCARY ITSELF.Copy !req
160. EVERYBODY FEARS THE BOOGIE MAN.Copy !req
161. - ONLY TILL THEY'RE LIKE 11.Copy !req
162. THEN THEY'RE MINE.Copy !req
163. - I WAS ALWAYS SCARIER THAN YOU.Copy !req
164. - GRRRRRRR!
- GRRRRRRR!Copy !req
165. - OK, LADIES,Copy !req
166. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A SCARE-OFF.Copy !req
167. IN THIS CHALLENGE,
YOU WILL EACH SCARE
ONE LITTLE KID.Copy !req
168. THE ONE WHO SCARES
THE KID MOST WINS.Copy !req
169. - OK, BUT IF I WIN,
NO MORE BOOGIE, EVER!Copy !req
170. - GRIM...Copy !req
171. - ALL RIGHT.
AND WE GET BILLY BACK.Copy !req
172. - OK, BUT IF I WIN,
YOU DISAPPEAR,Copy !req
173. AND I BECOME THE BOOGIE REAPER.Copy !req
174. HA HA HA HA HEEE!Copy !req
175. - FINE. JUST CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.Copy !req
176. - OK. RHARRRR!
RRHARRR! RRHAARRR!Copy !req
177. - A WEREWOLF.
HOW PASSE.Copy !req
178. - WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHUMP?Copy !req
179. - QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
180. - WHAT? A DUCK?Copy !req
181. - QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
182. - OH, YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
183. - THE GENTLE ELEPHANTCopy !req
184. DELICATELY MEANDERS
DOWN THE FOREST PATH.Copy !req
185. PERHAPS SENSING DANGER.Copy !req
186. THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,Copy !req
187. THE KIND ELEPHANT
SHOOTS IN THE AIR,Copy !req
188. AND HIS HEAD SNAPS OFF!Copy !req
189. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
190. - JASON, HAVE YOU SEEN
DOMINIQUE'S RETAINER?Copy !req
191. - NO.Copy !req
192. RETAIN THAT.Copy !req
193. DID I DO THAT?Copy !req
194. - RHARRR.Copy !req
195. RHHOOOARRR!Copy !req
196. ROAR?Copy !req
197. - DOGGIE!Copy !req
198. OH, AND NOW THAT
I HAVE A DOGGIE,Copy !req
199. I WON'T HAVE TO ACT OUT
TO GET ATTENTION.Copy !req
200. - QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
201. QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
202. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
203. QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
204. QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
205. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.Copy !req
206. AAACCKK, AAACKK, AKKK, AKKK.Copy !req
207. AACCCKK, AKKK, ACKKK, AAACKKK.Copy !req
208. RHHHHOOOOOOOAAAARRRRHH!Copy !req
209. BOO.Copy !req
210. - AAAAAHHHH!Copy !req
211. MAMA!Copy !req
212. - WELL, BOOGIE,
LOOKS LIKE I WIN.Copy !req
213. AND YOU REMEMBER OUR DEAL.Copy !req
214. YOU'RE GONE FOREVER.Copy !req
215. - OH, COME ON, GRIM.
WE'RE BUDDIES.Copy !req
216. - GOOD-BYE... BUDDY.Copy !req
217. - WELL, GOOD WORK, GRIM,
BUT WE FORGOT BILLY.Copy !req
218. - DID WE, MANDY?Copy !req
219. DID WE?Copy !req
220. - HEE HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
221. TERROR IS FUN!Copy !req
222. YEEE, OOOHH, HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
223. - AAAAAAAAHHHHH!Copy !req
224. - HEY, SLUGGIE MONSTER,
YOU GOTS A BOOGIE IN YOUR NOSE!Copy !req
225. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
226. A BOOGIE!
I SAID BOOGIE!Copy !req
227. - NOW THAT'S-A
WHAT I CALL A SANDWICH.Copy !req
228. - LOOK AT THIS DING-DONG MESS.Copy !req
229. EVERYTHING IS ALL STICKY.Copy !req
230. - MAN, I HOPE
YOU DON'T EXPECT MECopy !req
231. TO CLEAN UP ALL THIS FILTH.Copy !req
232. - THIS ISN'T FILTH.
IT'S OUR PICNIC FIXINGS.Copy !req
233. - PICNIC? OH, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
234. NO.Copy !req
235. YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
LAST TIME, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
236. - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.Copy !req
237. - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!Copy !req
238. - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!Copy !req
239. YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIAL.Copy !req
240. WANT TO SEE MY EMOTIONAL SCARS?Copy !req
241. - WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?
DID THE REFRIGERATOR THROW UP?Copy !req
242. - BILLY WANTS US
TO GO ON A PICNIC.Copy !req
243. - NO WAY, JOSE.Copy !req
244. YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.Copy !req
245. - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.Copy !req
246. - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!Copy !req
247. - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!Copy !req
248. - HAVE YOU CRAZY KIDS
BEEN FLASHING BACK IN HERE?Copy !req
249. - YEAH.Copy !req
250. WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TALK BILLY OUT OF
GOING ON A PICNIC.Copy !req
251. - A PICNIC!
OH, HONEY, NO, NO.Copy !req
252. YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.Copy !req
253. - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.Copy !req
254. - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!Copy !req
255. - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!Copy !req
256. - WHAT IS THIS, A PARTY?Copy !req
257. - DAD, TALK SOME SENSE
INTO YOUR SON.Copy !req
258. HE WANTS TO GO ON A PICNIC.Copy !req
259. - AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?Copy !req
260. YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
261. - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD.Copy !req
262. - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE!Copy !req
263. - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!Copy !req
264. - HEE HEE HEE HEE!
I SAY WE LET THE BOY GO.Copy !req
265. - ROCK ON!Copy !req
266. THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST PICNIC EVER!Copy !req
267. WHO'S READY FOR FUN?Copy !req
268. WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE MISSING.Copy !req
269. - PSSST! PSSSST!Copy !req
270. HEY, LITTLE GIRL.
COME HERE FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
271. THAT'S A NICE PIC-A-NIC BASKET
YOU GOT THERE.Copy !req
272. - YEAH, IT'S OK.Copy !req
273. - YOU GOT SOME NICE SANDWICHES
IN THERE, I BET.Copy !req
274. - SURE, I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
275. - I THINK THIS IS A GOOD PLACE
FOR YOUR PIC-A-NIC.Copy !req
276. - UH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
277. - HERE,
LET ME SET IT UP FOR YOU.Copy !req
278. - DID YOU
GET THE FOOD YET, YOGI?Copy !req
279. - SSSSHHH!Copy !req
280. - LOOK, I REALLY
GOTS TO GET GOING.Copy !req
281. - HEY, THAT'S COOL, MAN.
LET ME JUST...Copy !req
282. GIVE ME THAT BASKET!Copy !req
283. - DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!Copy !req
284. - LLWWW-LLWWWOOOL-WLLWOOW!Copy !req
285. I KNOW YOU'RE CLOSE,
YOU DIRTY HUMAN.Copy !req
286. - HEY, I'M NOT DIRTY.
I JUST HAD A BATH 15 DAYS AGO.Copy !req
287. OOOP!Copy !req
288. AAAAAAHHH! AAAAH!Copy !req
289. - HEY, YOU DUMB BEARS.
YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW.Copy !req
290. I'M IN A CAVE.Copy !req
291. - HE'S RIGHT, BOO-BOO.Copy !req
292. WE BEARS
ARE TERRIBLY AFRAID OF CAVES.Copy !req
293. - WHY ARE WE SO LAME, YOGI?Copy !req
294. - WOW! A GIANT DOOR.Copy !req
295. AND THERE APPEARS
TO BE SOME SORTCopy !req
296. OF ANCIENT WRITING ON IT.Copy !req
297. "FOR A GOOD TIME CALL..."Copy !req
298. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
299. WHO SAID YOU COULD READ
OUR SACRED DOOR?Copy !req
300. HANDS IN THE AIR,
YOU DIRTY, STINKIN' ELF.Copy !req
301. - WHAT IS IT
WITH EVERYONE CALLING ME DIRTY?Copy !req
302. I OUGHTA...Copy !req
303. OH.Copy !req
304. - THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK UP
ON US, DID YOU, ELF?Copy !req
305. - NO.
- SHUT UP.Copy !req
306. YOUR SMOOTH ELF TALK
WON'T WORK ON ME.Copy !req
307. - OK.
- SHUT UP.Copy !req
308. YOU'RE ABOUT TO ENTER
THE DWARVIN MINES OF
BORINGYA.Copy !req
309. GUARDED FOR 3,000 YEARS
BY ULIK AND MULIK,Copy !req
310. THE GIANT, BLIND CAVE FISH.Copy !req
311. - WAIT.
- WHO SAID THAT?Copy !req
312. - IS SOMEONE THERE?Copy !req
313. - HELLO?Copy !req
314. - AND HERE WE HAVE
THE DWARVIN CLOSET
OF CLEANING SUPPLIES,Copy !req
315. WHICH HOUSES
THE MOP OF FALTHIGCopy !req
316. THAT WAS USED
TO CLEAN UP THE PUKECopy !req
317. AFTER THE GREAT CELEBRATION
OF MOTHROGDAL.Copy !req
318. THAT GUY IN THE CORNER
NEXT TO THE BLEACH IS OUR KING.Copy !req
319. AND THIS IS OUR KING'S
FRIENDSHIP BRACELET,Copy !req
320. GIVEN TO HIM BY A GIRL NAMED AMY
WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HIM, BUT...Copy !req
321. - ENOUGH!Copy !req
322. WHY IS THERE A STRANGERCopy !req
323. IN THE DWARVIN CLOSET
OF CLEANING SUPPLIES?Copy !req
324. - YOUR HIGHNESS,Copy !req
325. I CAPTURED THIS ELF
SPYING ON US.Copy !req
326. - HMM.Copy !req
327. - PHHHFFTHT.Copy !req
328. - HMM.Copy !req
329. THIS IS NO ELF.Copy !req
330. 'TIS A HUMAN.Copy !req
331. - A HUMAN?Copy !req
332. - TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?Copy !req
333. - ROOT ROT.Copy !req
334. - NOT YOU, DUMMY!
THE HUMAN!Copy !req
335. - BILLY, SIR.Copy !req
336. - WELL, BILLY,
I AM KING BEARDBOTTOM.Copy !req
337. WELCOME TO THE LAND
OF THE DWARVES.Copy !req
338. WE'RE THE WORLD'S LARGEST
SUPPLIER OF MUSHROOMS
AND MUSHROOM PRODUCTS...Copy !req
339. STUFFED MUSHROOMS,
FRIED MUSHROOMS,Copy !req
340. MUSHROOM PIZZA.Copy !req
341. HERE, TRY IT.Copy !req
342. - IT TASTES LIKE MY CAT.Copy !req
343. - THEY TASTE LIKE
EVERYONE'S CAT.Copy !req
344. IT'S BEEN 3,000 YEARS,
AND I STILL HATE THE TASTE.Copy !req
345. I'VE EATEN SO MANY MUSHROOMS,
EVEN MY SWEAT SMELLS LIKE 'EM.Copy !req
346. TAKE A WHIFF.Copy !req
347. - WHEW! YOU AIN'T KIDDIN'.Copy !req
348. - AND IT'S ALL
BECAUSE OF THOSE THIEVING ELVESCopy !req
349. WITH THEIR BEARDLESS FACESCopy !req
350. AND THEIR INTOXICATING AROMA
OF SUMMER LILAC.Copy !req
351. CURSE THEM!
CURSE THEM ALL!Copy !req
352. - TELL ME
THE STORY OF YOUR RAGE.Copy !req
353. - VERY WELL.
IT WAS MANY, MANY YEARS AGO,Copy !req
354. AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE
FOR MIDWESTERN EARTH
HAD BEEN WON.Copy !req
355. A COUNCIL OF REPRESENTATIVES
FROM EACH RACECopy !req
356. MET TO DIVIDE UP
THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY.Copy !req
357. - ALL RIGHT,
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURECopy !req
358. WE'RE ALL TOTALLY CLEAR
ON WHO'S IN CHARGE OF WHAT.Copy !req
359. MANKIND GETS
THE HAMBURGER BUSINESS.Copy !req
360. THE DRUIDS ARE IN CHARGE
OF LENTILS AND SOY.Copy !req
361. THE HALFLINGS
WILL MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS.Copy !req
362. THE ELVES
ARE IN CHARGE OF MUSHROOMS,Copy !req
363. AND FINALLY, THE DWARVES
WILL BAKE THE COOKIES.Copy !req
364. - PARDON ME. IF I COULD JUST
INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT.Copy !req
365. - THE FLOOR IS OPEN
TO DADDY ELF.Copy !req
366. - IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE THE CAMERA
TOOK THE PICTURE,Copy !req
367. BUT THE FLASH DIDN'T GO OFF.Copy !req
368. I MEAN, REALLY, NOW,
BEARDBOTTOM.Copy !req
369. CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME
YOU'D BE HAPPYCopy !req
370. SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
STANDING IN FRONT OF A HOT OVENCopy !req
371. WHILE WEARING
A STARCHED WHITE APRON?Copy !req
372. - WELL, NO, BUT...Copy !req
373. - LET ME SEE YOUR ARM
FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
374. LOOK AT THESE THICK,
SINEWY MUSCLESCopy !req
375. AND THESE BULGING,
COMPACT THIGHS.Copy !req
376. - SO, UM, YOUR POINT IS?Copy !req
377. - QUITE SIMPLY, THIS.Copy !req
378. WHO'S BETTER SUITED
TO THE EXCITING,Copy !req
379. PHYSICALLY REWARDING TASKCopy !req
380. OF CHOPPING DOWN
GIANT MUSHROOMS...Copy !req
381. LITTLE TINY ME
OR GREAT BIG YOU?Copy !req
382. - OOOH! OOOH!
I AM! I AM!Copy !req
383. - SO, IT'S SETTLED.Copy !req
384. THE ELVES GET THE COOKIES,Copy !req
385. AND THE DWARVES GET
THE STINKY FUNGUS.Copy !req
386. - WAIT A SECOND.
HOLD UP.Copy !req
387. HOW CAN YOU BE MAD AT THE ELVES?Copy !req
388. YOU CHOSE TO TRADE COOKIES
FOR MUSHROOMS.Copy !req
389. - HEY, DID THAT KID
JUST STEP INTO THE FLASHBACK?Copy !req
390. - WHAT MANNER
OF SORCERY BE THIS?Copy !req
391. - I'M MAD BECAUSE THEY GOT RICH!Copy !req
392. THEY KNEW THE COOKIE BUSINESSCopy !req
393. WAS A TRILLION-DOLLAR
GROWTH INDUSTRY.Copy !req
394. - NO, WE DIDN'T.Copy !req
395. - YES, YOU DID.Copy !req
396. - NO, WE DIDN'T.Copy !req
397. - YES, YOU DID.Copy !req
398. - NO, WE DIDN'T.
- AAAAUGH!Copy !req
399. ENOUGH!
THIS FLASHBACK IS OVER!Copy !req
400. BILLY THE HUMAN,Copy !req
401. WILL YOU NOT AID US
IN OUR GREAT UPCOMING BATTLE?Copy !req
402. - WAIT.
WHAT BATTLE?Copy !req
403. WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?Copy !req
404. - DIDN'T I MENTION
THE BATTLE EARLIER?Copy !req
405. - NO.Copy !req
406. - THE BIG FINAL ASSAULTCopy !req
407. ON THE ELVES' COOKIE FACTORYCopy !req
408. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING?Copy !req
409. OH. WELL, YEAH.Copy !req
410. THERE'S GONNA BE
A BIG BATTLE!Copy !req
411. SO, YOU WANNA HELP US?Copy !req
412. - OK. SURE.Copy !req
413. - THIS IS A HOLOGRAM
OF THE ELVES' FACTORY.Copy !req
414. - COOL.Copy !req
415. - AS YOU CAN SEE,
IT'S SURROUNDED BY...Copy !req
416. KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
417. - SORRY, KING.Copy !req
418. - IT'S SURROUNDED BY
A DWARF-REPELLING FORCE FIELD.Copy !req
419. THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.Copy !req
420. - OH, BOY!Copy !req
421. - WE NEED YOU
TO INFILTRATE THE FACTORYCopy !req
422. DISGUISED AS AN ELFCopy !req
423. AND THEN DISABLE THE SHIELDS.Copy !req
424. - THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.Copy !req
425. - IF WE WIN, YOU'LL GET
ALL THE COOKIES YOU CAN EAT.Copy !req
426. - WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?Copy !req
427. - MAY THE WINDS OF POOKROOD
FLY YOU SAFELY, BILLY.Copy !req
428. - LAVE EN SUS MANOS!Copy !req
429. - LAVE EN SUS MANOS!Copy !req
430. - LAVA BLAH MA BLAH!Copy !req
431. - I WONDER
HOW BILLY'S PICNIC IS GOING?Copy !req
432. - HEY, GRIM. HEY, MANDY.Copy !req
433. - THAT ANSWERS ONE QUESTION,
YET RAISES SO MANY OTHERS.Copy !req
434. - OOMPH!Copy !req
435. - CARAMEL PECAN CRUNCH?
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA?Copy !req
436. OATMEAL CRANBERRY RAISIN?Copy !req
437. NO!Copy !req
438. - WHAT IF WE DRIZZLED
WHITE CHOCOLATE?Copy !req
439. - EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S
THE FORCE FIELD GENERATOR?Copy !req
440. - OHH! NEXT TO THE CAPPUCCINO
MACHINE WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.Copy !req
441. - THANKS.Copy !req
442. - AND, STEVIE JOE,Copy !req
443. DON'T EVEN THINK
OF BRINGING UP TOFFEE BITS.Copy !req
444. YOU KNOW HOW I
FEEL ABOUT... WHAT?Copy !req
445. STOP! DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?Copy !req
446. - NOT REALLY.Copy !req
447. - THE DWARVES
ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN!Copy !req
448. - HEAVE!Copy !req
449. - HO!Copy !req
450. - HEAVE!Copy !req
451. - HO!Copy !req
452. - HEY, THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE DOOR.Copy !req
453. - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP,
YOU LITTLE RADISH-MUNCHERS!Copy !req
454. THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT
TO BECOME WAY TOO EXCITINGCopy !req
455. TO SHOW OUR YOUNGER VIEWERS!Copy !req
456. SO INSTEAD, I WILL SHOW YOU
THIS SOOTHING IMAGECopy !req
457. UNTIL THE FIGHT IS OVER.Copy !req
458. SWEET MOTHER OF FOG!Copy !req
459. YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.Copy !req
460. COOKIES AND MUSHROOMS
FLYING THROUGH THE AIRCopy !req
461. LIKE JUNE BUGS IN A SWAMP!Copy !req
462. WHEW! IT APPEARS TO BE OVER.Copy !req
463. LET'S GO BACK TO THE... WHOA!Copy !req
464. THAT WAS ENTIRELY MY BAD.Copy !req
465. I MISREAD THE SIGNALS.Copy !req
466. I KNEW A GUY NAMED JOE.Copy !req
467. HE MISREAD THE SIGNALS
IN A COMBAT SITUATION.Copy !req
468. NOW HE EATS EVERYTHING
THROUGH A MECHANICAL STRAW.Copy !req
469. WAIT. BATTLE'S OVER.Copy !req
470. CARRY ON.Copy !req
471. - COOKIE DOUGH TOO SWEET.Copy !req
472. - DIRTY, DIRTY DWARF!Copy !req
473. - BEARDLESS ELF!Copy !req
474. - STOP IT!
STOP THE FIGHTING!Copy !req
475. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
HATE EACH OTHER?Copy !req
476. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST LIKE
PEAS AND MASHED POTATOES?Copy !req
477. SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEM
TO TOUCH EACH OTHERCopy !req
478. IF THEY'RE ON THE SAME PLATE,
BUT IT'S OK.Copy !req
479. IT'S OK IF THEY TOUCH,Copy !req
480. BECAUSE THEY BOTH
GET CHEWED UP BY THE MOUTHCopy !req
481. AND SENT DOWN THE ESOPHAGUSCopy !req
482. AND DISSOLVED INTO THE STOMACH
AND ABSORBED IN THE INTESTINE,Copy !req
483. AND WE WON'T GO
ANY FURTHER THAN THAT.Copy !req
484. BUT THE POINT IS,
WE'RE ALL JUST NUTRIENTSCopy !req
485. IN THE GREAT BIG
DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CALLED LIFE!Copy !req
486. - HERE'S AN IDEA.Copy !req
487. WHAT IF WE PUT YOUR MUSHROOMS
IN OUR COOKIES?Copy !req
488. - SPLIT THE PROFITS 50-50?Copy !req
489. - 60-40.
- DEAL.Copy !req
490. - HOORAY!Copy !req
491. THIS CALLS FOR A KARAOKE.Copy !req
492. - OH, CHOCOLATE CHIP
COOKIES AGAIN?Copy !req
493. WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA COME OUT
WITH A NEW COOKIE?Copy !req
494. - TEN-HUT!Copy !req
495. WHINING GETS YOU NOTHIN'
EXCEPT THIS!Copy !req
496. - WOW! MUSHOOKIES!Copy !req
497. WHAT ARE THESE?Copy !req
498. - MUSHOOKIES ARE THE MAGIC
THAT HAPPENSCopy !req
499. WHEN BEARDLESS ELVESCopy !req
500. AND SWARTHY DWARVES
WORK TOGETHER.Copy !req
501. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
502. - THEY TASTE LIKE MY CAT!Copy !req
503. - NEW MUSHOOKIES.Copy !req
504. YOU'D HAVE TO BE MESHUGENEH
NOT TO LOVE 'EM.Copy !req
505. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
www.ncicap.org...Copy !req