The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy 2x1

Directed by Robert Alvarez

John Vernon as Dean Toadblatt • 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Squid Hat • Jake Thomas as Nigel Planter

Grim gets Billy and Mandy into sorcery school.

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1. WE'RE BACK, WITH A

2. THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER.

3. ISN'T IT GLORIOUS?

4. IN IT, GRIM.

5. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?

6. THEY'RE SENDING ME TO FAT MATH CAMP.

7. AND I'M BEING SENT OF JOY AND NICENESS.

8. THAT'S A BUMMER.

9. THE BUS IS DUE ANY MINUTE.

10. MAYBE I CAN HELP.

11. "TOADBLATT'S SUMMER SCHOOL OF SORCERY."

12. SWEET!

13. HERE'S YOUR BUS NOW.

14. WHOO-HOO!

15. HEH HEH HEH. HO HO HO.

16. WHOA! WHAT IS IT NOW, MISS LARGEBOTTOM?

17. PARDON ME, MR. TOADBLATT. THE NEW STUDENTS HAVE ARRIVED.

18. UGH, SEND THEM IN.

19. COME IN, COME IN.

20. SCHOOL OF SORCERY.

21. I AM DEAN TOADBLATT.

22. EXCUSE ME...

23. THE GREATEST WITCHES, WARLOCKS, AND WIZARDS

24. HAS EVER KNOWN.

25. WHY, IF EVER, OH, EVER, A WIZ THERE WAS...

26. I GOT TO WHIZ.

27. JUST HOLD IT, BUSTER.

28. IT'S TIME TO PUT ON THE SQUID HAT.

29. TO GUNDERSTANK.

30. GUNDERSTANK.

31. GUNDERSTANK.

32. SPLENDID.

33. HEH HEH HEH. TICKLISH.

34. WOW! NOW, THIS ONE'S AN EMPTY VESSEL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

35. MIND THAT'S OPEN TO LEARNING?

36. MAN, I MEAN EMPTY.

37. HIS HEAD'S AS HOLLOW AS A COCONUT.

38. TO WEASELTHORPE.

39. WEASELTHORPE?

40. WEASELTHORPE.

41. I HATE WEASELTHORPE.

42. NOTHING BUT NINCOMPOOPS, FREAKS, AND WEIRDOS.

43. ON THE CAMPUS.

44. ON THE REST ROOM WALL.

45. NO! OH, YES.

46. I SAW IT.

47. "FOR A GOOD TIME," INDEED.

48. BUT THEY'LL GET THEIRS, YOU'LL SEE.

49. I, UH, UM... WHERE WERE WE?

50. YOU'RE NEXT, CUPCAKE.

51. GOOD. I'M IN A MOOD FOR CALAMARI.

52. UH, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO ME?

53. MOMMY!

54. YAH! JU-JUST PUT HER IN WEASELTHORPE.

55. AH, THE GRIM REAPER.

56. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.

57. I'M MAKING YOU PREFECT OF GUNDERSTANK HOUSE.

58. ATTENTION EVERYONE.

59. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF WEASELTHORPE... BILLY AND MANDY.

60. MY GENIUS, WE WILL WIN THE HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP.

61. HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP?

62. YEAH, GUNDERSTANK ALWAYS WINS, THOUGH,

63. TOADBLATT HATES US.

64. BY THE WAY, HONEY, I'M NIGEL PLANTER.

65. WHATEVER. LOOK, IF YOU

66. GUNDERSTANK HOUSE,

67. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT.

68. SABOTAGE.

69. OK, GUNDERSTANK HOUSE. SITTING IN ON CLASS TODAY.

70. INVISIBILITY POTION?

71. EYE OF NEWT.

72. IN ESPANOL?

73. OH, UM... OJO DE NEWTO.

74. 50 POINTS FOR GUNDERSTANK!

75. MUY BIEN, GUILLERMO.

76. NOW LET'S ADD SOME OJO DE NEWTO.

77. OOH.

78. GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!

79. MAN, THIS SABOTAGE I'VE EVER HAD.

80. IT WAS MY IDEA.

81. MAN, I'M AWESOME.

82. OH, MY BEAUTY.

83. MY SWEET, SWEET CUMULON-6.

84. SEE YOU TOMORROW, SWEETIE.

85. HERE IT IS. DEAN TOADBLATT'S CASTLE.

86. DRAGON IN A CAN.

87. RIGHT.

88. THE HOLE, BILLY.

89. OHH! WELL, THAT'S WITH RASPBERRY YOGHURT.

90. MY CUMULON-6.

91. GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!

92. OOH HOO, I'M BRILLIANT.

93. YEAH.

94. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT CAN GOT IN YOUR CASTLE.

95. GUNDERSTANK'S BEEN FRAMED.

96. YOU'RE ON THIN ICE, MR. REAPER.

97. WITHOUT A HITCH OR ELSE!

98. OK, TODAY WE ENTER TO MILK JABBERWOCKS.

99. HEY, JERK WAD.

100. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.

101. THAT SPOOKY CAVE,

102. THAT HAPPY MEADOW.

103. CAN'T YOU READ?

104. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

105. OF COURSE, I'M RIGHT.

106. I'M THE DEAN.

107. YUM! FROG'S LEGS.

108. GUNDERSTANK. OW!

109. GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.

110. SABOTAGED GUNDERSTANK.

111. WINS THE HOUSE CUP.

112. HEY THERE, ANGEL FACE.

113. LIKE A CHARM, HUH?

114. OF APPRECIATION.

115. UM, IT WAS MY IDEA, NIGEL.

116. A GREAT MAN LIKE ME?

117. YOUR FRONT TEETH?

118. ACTUALLY, BEFORE THE KISS,

119. GUNDERSTANK?

120. OH, WELL, I MESSED UP THEIR INVISIBILITY POTION,

121. OLD DEAN TOADBLATT'S HOUSE,

122. HIS...

123. NIGEL PLANTER.

124. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

125. DEAN TOADBLATT.

126. I... I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE...

127. YOU'RE THROUGH, PLANTER. FINISHED.

128. LIKE, YOU MEAN, EXPELLED?

129. ONE-EYED DWARF.

130. OH, COME ON.

131. IT WAS ALL MANDY'S IDEA, I SWEAR.

132. DON'T BE SO MODEST, NIGEL.

133. WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.

134. OH, MY LEG!

135. THIS IS THE BEST SUMMER EVER.

136. AND NOW BACK TO LOVE PROBLEMS.

137. I LOVE YOU, BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM.

138. BUT...

139. HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.

140. NOT ANYMORE.

141. YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

142. I AM THE GRIM REAPER.

143. I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.

144. THIS EPISODE YOU DO.

145. OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

146. OHH!

147. WE ALL GOT TO GO SOMETIME.

148. SCHOOL'S FUN. COME ON!

149. I'LL RACE YOU.

150. HA HA HA.

151. HA HA HA... OH, BILLY.

152. HI, NURSE PEMBROKE.