The Green Room with Paul Provenza 1x2

1. Okay!

2. No, it's, uh... it's really just for the comics now,

3. So, uh, I'm sorry.

4. We got... okay, all right.

5. No, you can't come in.

6. Okay. Whoo!

7. Hey, come here.

8. There's a bunch of comedians hanging out with some friends.

9. You're not supposed to be here,

10. But if you're cool, you can come and hang.

11. But if you've ever been offended by anything,

12. Don't come in.

13. It depends on when this airs,

14. Because if it's after armageddon,

15. We're fucked.

16. As long as you just don't look at too much on the Internet

17. And don't watch the news... Yeah.

18. You're usually in total bliss.

19. That's why I say the best thing to do

20. Is just watch animal porn on the Internet.

21. Were you not hopeful that there would be change

22. With Obama in office?

23. We love magic, man.

24. We don't like talking reality.

25. That's why I never really fell for the whole thing.

26. - We like ma... that's why people think

27. Ancient dishwashers have predicted the end of the world

28. In 2012, man.

29. I don't believe in that.

30. Ancient dishwashers?

31. - The apocalypto goofy, little, short dude...

32. I don't believe in it.

33. You feel this, though? You feel this.

34. It's just like, ooh, 'cause I said ancient dishwashers.

35. But let's be honest. That's some funny shit.

36. Predicted the end of the world.

37. Bob, you got a fucking joke

38. About something about the end of the world?

39. Um, jump in, roseanne.

40. Whoo!

41. I hate hope.

42. Hope is fucking bullshit.

43. And, really, I think anything that takes you out of reality

44. Or, like, fucking dealing with reality

45. Is just bullshit and therefore a reason...

46. - And if there's anybody who knows, it's you.

47. What? Reality?

48. I have my own reality. It's, like, stark.

49. I don't really search for a lot of meaning

50. Or fucking whatever.

51. That's a statement at the loss of hope for people.

52. It ain't a loss of hope for society.

53. Look it, the politicians do what they supposed to do,

54. But let me tell you, when you take a job

55. As a person, and you have to tell me,

56. "okay, it's my job.

57. "I'm gonna give you a fake parking ticket.

58. "I'm gonna bash you in your head.

59. 'cause I was told to do that." You know what?

60. No matter how much it's your job,

61. You're part of the reason

62. We all gonna get fucked up anyway, so...

63. I got into a little trouble at the airport,

64. Because you know I have a whole issue with the t.S.A.

65. And all that bullshit security,

66. Which is a fucking puppet show, let's be honest.

67. Of course it is.

68. It's a total fraud.

69. I spent a little time in some small, windowless rooms,

70. Because I don't want to be complacent,

71. 'cause complacency is the problem.

72. You know, you people just go, "oh, well,

73. That's the way it is," and that will be the way it is.

74. So, but then I got to make a flight,

75. Because every year or two, I have a gig.

76. So...

77. I just was hot under the collar one day.

78. I was traveling a lot.

79. And then, you know, they started with the bullshit.

80. And I got in a little hissy fit,

81. And the guy goes, "hey, I'm just doing my job."

82. And I said, "oh, yeah. When's the last time I heard that?

83. Oh, yes, nuremberg."

84. And boom. Right into the little room.

85. I'm always afraid they'll go up my butt.

86. Like, you know, when they take you...

87. I was like... - Where do you fly?

88. They put me in the little room,

89. And the guy started putting on rubber gloves.

90. I'm like, "you can't go in my butt. You can't."

91. 'cause I'm terrified,

92. Because who knows what the fuck

93. People are gonna do now?

94. Here's my problem with that whole thing.

95. It's a fat black bitch that is at the motherfucking Gate.

96. Right? - Patrice, can you name...

97. Just say her name.

98. It has to be tamika, and don't try

99. To set me up to do

100. Your white humor for you, nigger.

101. I feel you, Bob.

102. Our first defense is someone trying

103. To get home at 5:00

104. To see Maury...

105. Versus somebody who lives, breathes,

106. And eats killing me.

107. And I don't trust them

108. To make my life safe,

109. 'cause they're reactive.

110. They're not thinking of things.

111. I think of things all the time

112. On how do I blow up the airport if I'm a terrorist.

113. I still don't understand what the problem is

114. With having people look inside your ass.

115. I don't understand.

116. I mean, I put altoids in there.

117. You know, I trick-or-treat that way.

118. I just know one thing.

119. When I go through the line, I pick tamika,

120. 'cause tamika loves my white ass 'cause I was on roseanne.

121. "Whoo!

122. "there's that funny white girl from roseanne!

123. Come on through!"

124. I guess on where it's gonna be. I'm working with it.

125. Did you ever think that when were young,

126. You know, back when we were alive,

127. That we would, like, be going...

128. We would be going to the fucking airport...

129. Army guys with, like, guns and badges

130. And shit like it's fucking nazi Germany.

131. Did you ever think it was gonna be like that?

132. Well, of course I didn't.

133. - Are you telling... - Okay.

134. No, I didn't think that.

135. Bob, Bob, say something

136. Attached to what the fuck they just said.

137. Okay.

138. What can come out your ass after that?

139. Let's figure it out.

140. Some chewing gum, nigger?

141. What's coming out your ass, Bob?

142. - I have never...

143. First thing, I have never had the "n" word thrown at me more.

144. - Really? - I like saying nigger.

145. So do I!

146. - Exactly, so... and this is the thing.

147. I love the motherfucking word, right?

148. And not 'cause...

149. I love to say... call anybody a nigger.

150. I call white women nigger.

151. It's just... I like that word.

152. Why do you like that word? Can I ask?

153. Because black people ain't get no money from slavery.

154. We ain't gonna get reparations.

155. What we did have is language.

156. We got to say anything we want

157. The way we want, which is the reparations,

158. Which is the fact that I can say cracker all day,

159. And everybody goes...

160. Because that was my payoff

161. As a black man.

162. I get to say what the fuck I want

163. To white people anytime I want.

164. So are we fucking even yet or what?

165. I mean, I have to say,

166. It's still dangerous to have any kind of opinion

167. That isn't a right-wing opinion.

168. It's still... - Dangerous?

169. Absolutely.

170. I know one thing for sure.

171. When I was, you know, 16 years old,

172. People talked about abortion,

173. And women talked about abortion.

174. It was, like, you know, a prideful conversation.

175. It was a conversation about the survival

176. Of what a woman's future was,

177. And now I wouldn't fucking start talking about abortion.

178. - Hell, no. - I may talk about it here,

179. 'cause I know you'll cut the shit out.

180. Oh, no, I ain't.

181. This show is all about you talking about abortion.

182. As a matter of fact, a little later on,

183. We're gonna give you one.

184. Honey, I had mine,

185. And I enjoyed every minute of it.

186. And my boyfriend was catholic.

187. So you put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it.

188. It was a long fucking time ago.

189. Maybe it's just that it's dangerous for women.

190. I wake up every day, and I think about how old

191. That baby would be right now.

192. That's how I feel.

193. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

194. That's an interesting thing you about to say.

195. I think that maybe it's for women

196. That it's dangerous to have anything

197. But a right-wing opinion.

198. - I think it goes like this. - Uh-huh.

199. Black women can say anything they want.

200. White women can say 95% of the things they want.

201. Black guys can say the next level of things they want.

202. And straight white dudes can't say nothing.

203. I want to ask Rosie about this.

204. Speaking of women taking risks.

205. Oh, shit.

206. Yeah, I got in a little bit of trouble

207. For that too. Of course you did.

208. Oh, wow.

209. That is fucking hysterical.

210. It's so funny.

211. You are so out there, roseanne.

212. You actually look like Hitler in the picture.

213. Don't I look like Hitler?

214. You look just like Hitler, like you have his face.

215. Thank you. Thank you.

216. Check out my fucking Hitler shit.

217. It's Hitler.

218. And these are little gingerbread jews, aren't they?

219. - Yeah. - Yeah.

220. It's, like, a Jewish woman,

221. And she's dressed up like Hitler,

222. And, you know, he's in drag... hitler.

223. And he's baking cookies, and he's really proud of 'em,

224. But also he's looking off into the horizon

225. Because he has a dream.

226. It's was for heeb magazine.

227. It was their Germany issue,

228. And who better a symbol of Germany

229. Than Hitler?

230. And now what did your detractors

231. Have to say about this?

232. Oh, my God, you don't want to piss off jews.

233. Even if you're a Jew, don't piss off jews.

234. Nobody pisses off jews worse than jews.

235. Yeah, all jews hate each other.

236. So jews went crazy over this, understandably.

237. - Yeah, and they... I don't see understandably.

238. Like, it really pissed me off, 'cause they're like,

239. "you're making fun of the people in the ovens!"

240. Well, I'm not making fun of the people in the ovens.

241. You kind of are, though.

242. I kind of am not.

243. I mean, let's be honest here.

244. The only thing would have been worse

245. If you made the cookies skinny.

246. Wow.

247. No, that's so not right.

248. Can I finish up?

249. - Yes, yes, please. - Okay.

250. Also there's another deeper layer to it.

251. You know, just the everyday.

252. Moving off of this holocaust,

253. There's been about 50 of them since then.

254. And that's what I'm kind of trying to say is, like,

255. Jesus Christ, it's so fucking everyday now.

256. Holocaust... it's like baking cookies.

257. - Well... - And, you know, it really is.

258. It really is. That's fucking beautiful.

259. Were you not aware when you were doing this

260. That that's not what people would be thinking?

261. that this...

262. - Roseanne has enough faith in humanity...

263. - I don't give a fuck what people think. That's it.

264. I care what people do.

265. I don't care what they think.

266. That's what I'm trying to say,

267. Is let's stop holocausts.

268. Like, when I did sing the star-spangled banner...

269. Hey, let's care about freedom,

270. Instead of symbols of freedom for a fucking change.

271. You know what I mean?

272. I'm just really old.

273. When you're postmenopausal, man,

274. You're kind of crazy.

275. You've been postmenopausal for a long fucking time.

276. You know what's particularly tragic

277. Is that you can't be nuanced anymore.

278. - That is really a great point. - That's really true.

279. That you can't be layered or ironic,

280. That you have to serve it up absolutely blatant.

281. Otherwise, people won't get it.

282. And that's what's most disturbing about our culture.

283. - Probably true. - Most of that,

284. In terms of art and comedy

285. Actually is coming from the left.

286. I agree! I totally fucking agree.

287. Explain that. Explain yourself.

288. - Because the political-correctness thing

289. Took over.

290. Right. And now political correctness,

291. Which is a well-intended, meaningful effort to include

292. And to not just casually accept things

293. That we had casually accepted for generations

294. Has been bastardized into some orwellian sort of...

295. It's just to shut people up.

296. I mean, the left loves to censor people and shut 'em up.

297. The left and the right, they're the same fucking thing.

298. Exactly. Exactly.

299. It was like years ago when I first started performing,

300. And all these, like, lesbian feminists in Seattle,

301. Like, surrounded me.

302. Like, I thought they were going to, like, scalp me.

303. - Fuck, that's hot. - 'Cause I was wearing...

304. 'cause I was wearing a fucking skirt.

305. And they said, "do you know what you're doing

306. To the feminist movement?" Yeah.

307. I said, "yeah, hopefully feminizing it."

308. Fuck.

309. Now, you mind if I ask...

310. I had that too, same shit.

311. Can I ask roseanne and Sandra

312. If it's better now to be

313. A woman doing comedy than it was

314. When you started?

315. It's easier for me.

316. Well, I think it's easier for everybody

317. To do comedy now, because it's just...

318. - Right. Right. - Really?

319. Yeah, because, once again, we're back

320. To just, like, the common denominator

321. Of total stupidity.

322. Because nobody wants to do the work.

323. You know, anybody can just get up now...

324. Thank you.

325. And do this shit on a reality show,

326. And they'll fucking applaud

327. Like they've been out there doing this shit for 30 years.

328. And I don't think there's anybody sitting here

329. Who didn't, you know, at five years old,

330. Know that this was what they were going to do.

331. One of the nice things that Richard Pryor said to me,

332. Which affected me a lot,

333. Was, "how old were you when you knew you were funny?"

334. And I said, "I was four."

335. And he said, "yeah."

336. He said it at the same time that I said it.

337. He said, you know, four.

338. If you're born to do it,

339. You don't have any choice.

340. I remember seeing Richard Pryor

341. When I was a kid on ed Sullivan.

342. When I saw him, it was, like, I just got it.

343. I got that he was inside the stereotype.

344. I got that he was right inside it

345. And pushing out.

346. People ask me who my favorite comedians are.

347. It's Richard Pryor and George carlin.

348. I didn't look at them and go,

349. "I could do... that's what I could do."

350. - Right. - I looked at them and said,

351. "I'm funny, but I can't do that."

352. Now people watch comedy and go,

353. "shit, I can do that shit."

354. I was hilarious till I started doing comedy, man.

355. I hear that.

356. Comedy took all my funny away, man.

357. Let me ask you this.

358. Is it the commerce that did it to you?

359. It's the fact that I had to pay a bill

360. And the fact that, when I first started,

361. I used to care about whether this guy laughed,

362. This guy, this woman.

363. But then as I got my first compliment

364. Or my first paycheck or whatever,

365. I started to use people.

366. Are you talking about in the business sense?

367. Like, if I think somebody is in here

368. That could do something for my career,

369. I'm using these people to show you

370. How funny I am to get what I want

371. As opposed to really loving 'em.

372. But I'm trying to love the people again.

373. That's what made me start comedy.

374. So at what point did you realize

375. That that had happened to you

376. And you decided...

377. - When I got suicidal.

378. When I was sitting there broke.

379. This is back when burger king first came out

380. With 99-cent sandwiches.

381. And I had two of 'em on my stomach, one in my hand.

382. If I had a gun...

383. Because I came from the first time

384. I ever did the Aspen comedy festival,

385. I killed so hard, I was scared

386. I was gonna be famous and shit.

387. And then it didn't happen like I wanted it to happen,

388. And I got disappointed.

389. And I said, "fuck it. Let me just...

390. I'ma just do what I do."

391. Which is why motherfuckers don't know me

392. From a goddamn...

393. You heard the claps.

394. Roseanne..."whoa!"

395. "whoa!"

396. "whoo!"

397. "we should be whooing."

398. What about your material, man?

399. You're feeling good about that?

400. Yeah. I love that.

401. I love being able to say anything I want.

402. - Mm-hmm. - I had to learn to stop caring

403. About people not laughing,

404. Because the idea of comedy really

405. Is not everybody should be laughing.

406. - Right. - There should be

407. About 50 people laughing and 50 people horrified.

408. You know what I mean?

409. There's supposed to be people that get it

410. And people that don't get it.

411. For some reason,

412. The people who don't get it have a lot more energy

413. To say, "you suck!" harder than the people who love you.

414. Yeah, and we only hear the one person

415. That looks at us with hatred.

416. They usually also get up in the middle of your show

417. And say, "fuck you," and walk out.

418. I've had that.

419. And I actually fucked someone.

420. One of my favorite stories

421. Is, like, Sandra, I heard in the catskills

422. That you were onstage, and it was all old Jewish people.

423. No, they told me it was the singles weekend

424. At the Concord.

425. - When I went in later...

426. It was the story they tell everybody

427. 'cause it's so legendary.

428. And some old guy, he's about 80,

429. He says, "say something nice, Sarah."

430. He thought she was fucking Sarah bernhardt.

431. and, um...

432. And she looked at him, and you said,

433. "eat my pussy"...

434. which I think is great.

435. - I did? - Yeah.

436. She went, "oh, my goodness."

437. I blocked that one out.

438. - You have to stop worrying about your career is what you...

439. - I've stopped worrying about it. It's done.

440. I'm 40 with high blood pressure and diabetes.

441. I'm fini... I'm the oldest dude

442. Doing this show, man. No, you're not.

443. You're fine.

444. Verne Troyer's gonna do another movie... mini-me.

445. If he can get shot out of a cannon into a vagina,

446. You're gonna work the rest of your life.

447. Here's the funny shit about Bob.

448. He leans in like this shit's poignant.

449. Let me tell you something about vaginas, son.

450. That's right.

451. Bob, Bob, just finger something already.

452. Uh, somebody told me something once

453. That I think about all the time,

454. Even though I did get filthy rich,

455. Um...

456. From comedy.

457. But this person said, "sometimes you get a choice

458. Between being successful and being great."

459. Yeah.

460. With all due respect,

461. As a friend, my suggestion...

462. I have three daughters.

463. What, you trying to fix them up?

464. Wow, man.

465. You really are cool.

466. I knew this was gonna go there.

467. What I'm telling you is you gotta get outside yourself.

468. Everybody has to get out of the narcissistic.

469. And I'm a big narcissist.

470. What I'm suggesting to you is have a child.

471. First thing, it's seven minutes. It's true.

472. But a child will give you

473. A projection outside...

474. - What do you mean, it's seven minutes?

475. Seven minutes of material, immediately.

476. Oh, okay.

477. It's a panel.

478. What you need to do, though, is get outside yourself.

479. They do bring you...

480. - Congratulations, Mr. Saget.

481. It's a tight 20.

482. - Don't say... don't say tight about my child.

483. I'm saying, if you get out of yourself

484. And not make it about you, and having a kid is a thing

485. That does give you hope.

486. Bob, I understand what you saying,

487. But it also makes you go, when they go,

488. "patrice, you want to do celebrity fit club?"

489. If I have a kid, I go, "yes."

490. If I don't have a kid, I go, "nah."

491. By celebrity fit club, patrice means full house.

492. Okay, I did the show.

493. Hello, my name is Bob. I did full house.

494. "hi, Bob."

495. - Okay, no kids... good question, Bob.

496. You have no children, do you do full house,

497. And do you do America's funniest home videos,

498. If you didn't have any kids?

499. And I'm not disrespecting... but I'm asking you that.

500. - You want the answer? - Yes.

501. The first thing I did,

502. It took me eight years of hosting at the comedy store

503. And the improv in town

504. And working clubs and trying to get a job.

505. And then the first thing

506. I got was a Richard Pryor movie, critical condition.

507. I went and did that and then never thought I'd work again.

508. I did just have a baby.

509. And I wanted to be on a sitcom forever.

510. And the producers of it saw me in the Richard Pryor movie,

511. Critical condition, and that's why they hired me.

512. So I wanted to be on a sitcom.

513. So the answer is... would I do it over again?

514. This is the path.

515. You go through the doors that open.

516. - Fair enough. Fair enough. - And if a door doesn't open,

517. You can't push on it 'cause you're fucked.

518. - Yeah. - So, you know, I would play

519. The gay father of three again.

520. Fair enough. Fair enough.

521. Not now. I don't know.

522. You weren't gay on that show, were you?

523. Yeah, I lived with two men in San Francisco.

524. I was not gay.

525. I don't judge people in Hollywood

526. That do anything, 'cause you just don't know, man.

527. If Steven Spielberg says, "hey, you gonna be in jaws 12."

528. If you get a call from Steven Spielberg

529. And he says, "you're in jaws 12,"

530. You're gonna be chum.

531. - Fuck you, nigger! I'm fucking...

532. - Do not take it. Do not take it.

533. Don't take that.

534. That'll be the same call that roseanne gets

535. From Steven Spielberg when he says

536. He loved the picture of you as the nazi.

537. Oh, yeah.

538. Yeah, that'll happen.

539. Next shavuos.

540. - Did you get... did you get, like,

541. Professional trouble from that photo?

542. Oh, I always get in professional trouble.

543. Oh, yeah. You know what?

544. I do what I want to do. I'm so lucky.

545. I do it when I want to do it.

546. And I do it the way I want to do it.

547. I don't kiss nobody's ass, because I'm a comic.

548. I have to spit in their eye, so when I get up there,

549. I mean, they don't never invite me back again,

550. But, fuck, that's how it is.

551. When you say that, though, what does that mean to you?

552. Like I got to meet the mayor of Jerusalem.

553. And I was starting shaking,

554. You know, and I knew I was gonna do it,

555. And, you know, part of me too was like,

556. "you're gonna get in a lot of fucking trouble.

557. Keep your fucking big mouth shut."

558. 'cause I have that. We all have that, right?

559. "don't fucking do it." "Just shut up. Please."

560. "for once in your fucking life,

561. "just go in there and be gracious.

562. "like, fucking just be nice and gracious,

563. And keep your fucking mouth shut."

564. Oh, my God.

565. And then I was like, I know I couldn't.

566. And I just couldn't, 'cause I'm a comic.

567. But you still pulled off icon, though.

568. I want to say what I said to him,

569. 'cause I'm so proud of myself. Right.

570. He was overlooking the dome of the rock

571. And the mountain, the whole thing.

572. We were all... the whole fucking thing's

573. About a piece of real estate that big.

574. That's why there's hundreds of wars

575. For millions of years.

576. And I say, "how come we can't share that

577. With arabs and stuff?"

578. - Oh, shit. - And he said... and he goes,

579. "well, that's what we're supposed to do

580. After the messiah comes."

581. I go, "he's not gonna come

582. Till we do do it, don't you think?"

583. You know, I mean, it was cool,

584. But then I was, like...

585. And I was all shaking and sweating and stuff.

586. I mean, I shake now when I think about it.

587. And my knees were shaking, but I was like,

588. "that's what you're supposed to do, I guess."

589. You went crazy on fox news.

590. I have several times.

591. - On your blog, especially... your award-winning blog.

592. - Yeah. - What was the award it won?

593. Uh, I can't remember.

594. It was the most incoherent blog ever.

595. - Is that right? - Yeah.

596. Really? It won most incoherent blog?

597. Yeah.

598. That's great. No.

599. That's an honor from a.O.L.

600. She was also voted best nazi chef on the food channel.

601. An interesting little tidbit.

602. I was on fox news promoting something last year,

603. And Ann Coulter literally ran into my arms

604. And told me how much she loved me.

605. I was like, "this is so..." - Wow.

606. Yeah. We made out. It was...

607. My friend Lee camp is here. Say hello to Lee camp.

608. Lee camp is a terrific, terrific comedian.

609. Very funny guy. I'm gonna run this clip.

610. You'll appreciate this. Oh, cool.

611. Lee, just set it up before I play it, will you?

612. They invited me on to tell jokes,

613. And I did what you did, roseanne.

614. I was like, "fuck telling jokes."

615. So this is what I did.

616. - You gotta see this. This is when I fell in love...

617. - Oh, you were on fox?

618. Not only watch the clip that Lee is on,

619. But then pay attention to what happens after it,

620. Just to show you the journalism we're discussing.

621. Yeah, I'm sure you guys are gonna have

622. A lot more jokes for the rest of the campaign here.

623. They keep coming. - Oh, what...

624. Can I just ask a question? - Sure.

625. What is fox news?

626. It's just a parade of propaganda, isn't it?

627. It's just...

628. A million people are dead in Iraq.

629. Come on, this is ridiculous.

630. What's the point of this?

631. - Um... - This is insane.

632. - Well, I love fox news. - People at home, go outside.

633. Go... go hug your children.

634. - Lee, you should be more...

635. Lee, you should be more worried...

636. - Love your family. - And you get all the news at...

637. You can get all the news you can at fox news.

638. All right, thanks, guys.

639. All right, that's it.

640. All right, we're also talking

641. About Captain Kirk this morning.

642. Awesome!

643. How much do we love Lee camp, huh?

644. - What happened after...

645. - You wanted me to go over some of my hate mail real quick.

646. - Oh, boy. - 'Cause it's great.

647. These people are geniuses. They really are.

648. "fuck you for what you said, you commie.

649. "you can suck my ball sack.

650. And get a hair cut, you fag."

651. Can I just say, my mother had not been in her right mind.

652. I'm accused of being a fag,

653. But he's asked me to suck his ball sack, so...

654. That's something.

655. This one said, "at least Hitler didn't sit on his hands.

656. "he got to killing his enemies as America should,

657. "starting with traitors like you, you coward bastard.

658. All you want to do is talk your bull****."

659. So praising Hitler, he's gonna murder me,

660. But he self-censored the word "shit."

661. It's also an odd way to compliment Hitler.

662. He didn't say Hitler's a good man.

663. He just said he didn't sit on his hands.

664. So it's like, "you can call him a mass murderer all you want,

665. But I will not sit here while you call him lethargic."

666. Lee camp.

667. Hey, guys, this has been phenomenal.

668. Thanks for being here. What a great show you've got.

669. - Thank you. - This is your show, by the way,

670. Which I think is exciting.

671. Yeah, it is exciting.

672. Thank you. That's very nice.

673. Stroke the shaft.

674. Handle the balls.

675. Wait a second. I'm happy about that too,

676. 'cause Provenza got nigger luck,

677. And if he can get a show on tv,

678. I know I can get one on television.

679. Thank you, guys, for coming to play.

680. Roseanne barr!

681. Patrice oneal!

682. Sandra bernhardt!

683. Bob Saget! Mwah!

684. - Oh, you guys are shoving me...

685. - Come and hang out with us again, all right?