1. - We're finally headed
to the Good Place.
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2. It's the "me" of places!
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3. I-I got in, I can say stuff
like that again.
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4. - Are you sure we're going
the right way, Janet?
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5. - Well, I've never been to
the Good Place before, but...
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7. - How?
- Because...
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8. it feels like
I'm on my way home.
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9. - Flying puppy!
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10. - You're almost there!
Just a little further.
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11. - Flying puppies?
Dang it, Michael,
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for your neighborhood?
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13. These guys are good.
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14. - I feel just like Dorothy
when she lands in Oz.
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around me.
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17. - What's everyone
wanna do first?
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18. - Racing go-karts with monkeys.
- Sure.
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19. - It's my lifelong dream.
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20. Monkeys are the ideal
go-kart opponents.
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21. They're funny enough
to give the finger,
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22. but not smart enough to win.
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23. - Does that mean me?
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24. - You're a Good Janet,
and we're in the Good Place.
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25. I don't know who else
it would mean.
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26. - Okay.
No pressure.
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27. I was born to do this—
not born.
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28. Okay, so I now know
all the information
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30. In a nutshell, it slaps.
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31. First thing to tell you:
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the Good Place all at once
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33. or their brains
will be scrambled.
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34. - Cool, maybe I'll finally get
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on my brain.
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36. Doctor said my brain's
as smooth as an egg.
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37. - You all need to wait out here
for a bit so you can adjust.
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38. When you're ready,
you will be honored
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40. magically planned
by the Good Place
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42. - Like the "targeted
Instagram ad" of parties!
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43. You know, I bought
the coolest sunglasses
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45. - Look.
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46. - Whoa.
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the Internet.
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48. - Okay, can we just
keep moving?
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Did you get sick
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I bet if you throw up
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51. it'll just be butterflies
or something.
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52. - I'm fine, I just um—
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53. I don't belong here.
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54. There's no telling
what will happen
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55. to a demon
who steps foot in this place.
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56. Promise me if I'm vaporized,
you guys just keep having fun.
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57. - Oh my goodness, that chime
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58. is so soothing, it feels like
my brain is being massaged by
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- Oh, boy.
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of demon alarm
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that I'm here?
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62. - You want me
to hold your weed?
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63. - I don't have weed.
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Wait a minute.
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65. Oh, yeah, okay,
now I do.
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66. Take this.
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67. - They're ready for you
to move inside,
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68. The Good Place Committee
is waiting for us.
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69. - Oh, man.
Look at this place!
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70. - Karlie Kloss did like me!
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71. I knew it!
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72. - So about this party...
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invited?
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gonna be there?
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75. - Sorry, Chidi,
Aristotle's in the Bad Place.
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- No, too annoying.
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- Slavery again.
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80. - Oh, you know who is here?
Hypatia of Alexandria.
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81. Do you know her?
- Hypatia?
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82. Of Alexandria.
- That's right.
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83. - Uh, yeah, I know her.
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84. Ooh, Hypatia!
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so many questions
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about the universe,
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87. "Why?"
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88. Oh, oh, and also...
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89. "How?"
- Ooh.
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90. - Welcome to the Good Place,
everyone.
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91. - Michael, so happy
you made it.
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92. You look radiant.
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93. You have the calming
yet authoritative presence
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95. - I'd just like to say,
thank you so much
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with my friends.
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for someone like myself
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but it's just so wonderful,
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99. and I don't have any weed on
me, so no need for the cops.
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100. - Michael, Michael.
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101. You and your friends
are heroes.
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102. And you're more
than welcome here.
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103. In fact, we have
some very exciting news.
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104. - While the rest of you
get settled in,
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105. we want to give Michael
a swearing-in ceremony
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106. so he can become an official
Good Place Architect.
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107. - Oh, my goodness.
- Michael, please, follow us.
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108. - Holy fork,
that is a soothing chime.
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109. - It really is the most
incredible chime
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110. I've ever heard,
and that is coming from someone
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111. whose godfather is the most
famous clock in the world.
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112. - Is Big Ben
somehow your godfather?
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113. - Mm-hmm.
- That sound means...
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115. When you walk through,
the event space will transform
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116. into a party perfectly tailored
to your essences.
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117. - Let's link arms
and walk through together.
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118. - Weird...
- Whoa.
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119. This is the Jacksonville
SuperSuites Hotel ballroom
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and also traffic court.
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121. - But this has to be
my party, because...
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that Stone Cold Steve Austin
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in 1998!
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124. It was a classic moment.
Don't judge me.
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125. - I'm so sorry, guys.
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126. The Good Place uses
your life experiences
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128. but it's only designed
for one person at a time.
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129. When you walked in as a group,
it became—
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130. - A mishmash of all four of us.
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131. It's perfect.
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132. - Um, no it's not, Eleanor,
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133. because there's no
go-kart track and no monkeys.
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134. No offense, but you're being
a real smooth brain right now.
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135. - See those Green Doors?
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136. You can use them
to visit any time or place,
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137. real or imagined.
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138. Just think about
where you wanna go,
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and walk on through.
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140. - So, one could walk
amongst the dinosaurs,
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production of "Hamlet"
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142. at the Globe Theater.
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143. - I'ma go Tokyo drift
with monkeys!
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144. See you in a thousand years!
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145. - Do you mind
if I go find Hypatia?
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146. I-I promise
it's strictly platonic.
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147. Technically Neoplatonic.
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148. - Whoops.
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149. - Forget I made that joke
and come with me.
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150. I'm so nervous to meet her,
and I need someone cool there
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if I say something dumb.
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152. - Sure, give me one sec.
Hey, Tahani.
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of the most interesting people
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learn about their lives,
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156. then... meet back here so that
we can make fun of them.
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157. - Eleanor Shellstrop.
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158. I have been training
for this day my entire life.
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159. - I am so honored
by this gesture.
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160. This feels right.
This will be my new purpose.
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161. Everything's falling
into place.
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162. - Great, let's get to it.
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163. Just put on
this ceremonial robe.
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164. - Ha!
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165. - Boy, do you have
the shoulders for a robe.
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166. - Oh.
- Just sign this scroll.
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167. - I've never signed
my name before.
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168. What signature type to choose?
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169. A "Doctor blob," or no,
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170. "Athlete who doesn't really
care about the kid."
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171. Oh, wait, no.
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172. "Middle school girl
with crush on Zac Efron."
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173. That way, I can put
a little heart over the "I".
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174. - Perfect, and here
is your official medal.
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175. - Now I know what
Mary Lou Retton feels like.
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176. - And great, now you
are officially in charge
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178. - I'm sorry.
"In charge"?
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179. - Yup, you're the boss now.
That was all legally binding,
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180. and we all quit,
effective immediately.
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181. That is irreversible,
so it's all your problem now.
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182. Don't try to find us,
no take-backs.
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183. Okay, bye-bye!
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184. Hurry up, move, move, go, go!
Go, go!
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185. - Hello?
Fellow Good Placemen?
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186. Anyone in here?
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187. "Ideas for improving
the Good Place."
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188. Oh... "music you can eat."
Oh, boy.
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189. "Giant mini doughnuts,
not just regular doughnuts.
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191. Dave?
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192. Can you explain?
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193. - Hi, are you, uh—
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194. are you—are you
Hypatia Of Alexandria?
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195. - Yup, how's it hangin'?
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196. - It's hanging really well!
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198. I was expecting you to be
still, you know, Ancient Greek.
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199. - Oh, well, we sort of stay
current in this place.
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from Earth recently,
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202. the Manhattan Project,
Gangam Style—
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203. I feel like I get it.
- It's really her.
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204. I can just tell, somehow,
it's Hypatia of Alexandria.
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205. - I know, babe.
Yes it is.
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206. Hi, sorry, I'm Eleanor.
This exuberant weirdo is Chidi.
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207. We're new in town.
First question:
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208. How do you get the "of"
in your name?
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where you hung out the most?
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210. Like, am I "Eleanor
of the Cheesecake Factory Bar"?
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211. - Also is it Hy-PAY-shuh,
or Hy-PAT-ee-uh?
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212. Or in the Ancient Greek,
"who-PUH-tee-uh?"
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about this.
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214. - You know what,
just call me Patty.
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Patty!
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217. I had a poster of you
on my wall in high school.
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218. Actually, it was just a poster
of Trinity from "The Matrix,"
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219. but that's how I imagined
you would look
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220. because you're so cool!
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221. - Oh, is she the reason
you got beat up so much?
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222. - She's one of 'em.
- Wanna get a milkshake?
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in a while.
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224. You're a little intense.
Let's get a milkshake.
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a milkshake here
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of actual stardust.
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228. Yeah!
Getting milkshakes with Patty.
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229. - Yeah.
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230. - But can I ask you
a couple of questions first?
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of Plotinus,
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of our ultimate reality—
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233. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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what's it called, um...
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236. No, um...
a think-read-book-man.
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237. - A philosopher, yes.
- Sorry!
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my brain is foggy.
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before I forget
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we are so screwed.
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242. - We are?
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243. - Hello.
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244. I'm Tahani Al-Jamil.
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245. - I'm Paltibaal.
Welcome to paradise.
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247. Did you cure something,
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249. - I helped the poor
in Ancient Phoenicia.
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250. - Excellent!
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251. I once had a Soul Cycle
instructor named Phoenicia.
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252. How did you die?
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253. - I got a cut on my hand.
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254. The year was 2491 BC, so that's
pretty much all it took.
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255. You got a cut, or you drank
water that wasn't hot enough,
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256. and then boom, dead.
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257. I would've killed
for a vaccine.
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258. Any vaccine.
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259. It's crazy that you guys
just don't like them now.
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260. - So what's your favorite part
about living here?
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261. - I mean, it's perfect.
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262. We're all having orgasms
literally all the time.
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263. I died a virgin,
so that's real crazy.
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264. - Okay.
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265. - It's so nice to get to work
alongside another Good Janet.
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266. - Yes, it is.
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267. - Janet, can I get a Coke?
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268. No, a water.
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269. No, a lamp.
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270. No, a cat.
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271. - So, people just ask you for
things with no rhyme or reason?
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272. - Yes, and then
I get them for them.
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273. It's great.
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274. - Can I get a spaceship?
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275. No, one huge Junior Mint.
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276. No, a Coke.
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277. - Wow, this milkshake
is incredible.
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278. - Right?
- Mmm!
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279. - This is how I spend most
of my time.
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280. Sitting in beautiful places,
drinking my milkshake,
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281. slowly peeing into my pants,
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282. which instantly evaporates
and leaves no trace.
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283. - Sounds fun.
- Mm.
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284. - But didn't you want to tell
us how we're all screwed?
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285. - Ah!
Damn it!
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286. This is the exact problem!
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287. On paper, this is paradise.
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288. All your desires
and needs are met,
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289. but it's infinite, and when
perfection goes on forever,
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290. you become
this glassy-eyed mush person.
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291. - But... no!
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293. No.
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294. Because, Patty, no!
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295. - Yes, I'm telling you.
I used to be cool, man.
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297. Art and music and the, um,
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298. the one with the number piles?
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299. Where I'd be like, "Two!"
and you'd be like, "Six!"
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300. - Math?
- Yes!
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301. And then I came here where
time stretched out forever,
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302. and every second of my
existence was amazing,
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303. but my brain became
this big dumb blob.
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304. - So we finally make it
into the Good Place,
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305. and now we're just
gonna become zombies?
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306. Why haven't you told
anyone about this?
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308. - Dude!
- Damn it!
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309. - We have to find the others.
Right now.
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310. - Look, there's math
on my shirt.
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311. - Come on!
- Is it an "S" or a math?
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312. - Have you seen
Eleanor and Chidi?
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with this party,
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that the caviar
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on top of Jell-O shots.
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here in 500 years,
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318. - I know, even the Good Janets
are kind of weird.
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320. When I do it, it's cool,
but when they do it, it's lame.
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321. - Hey, guys.
Having fun?
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322. Great.
So, little update.
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323. Um, the Good Place
is a disaster.
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a happiness zombie,
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anything about it,
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326. because by the time
they realize it's happening,
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to care.
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328. - Oh, dear.
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330. - Hi, I'm milkshake.
Do you want a milkshake?
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331. - Okay, we need to tell someone
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to remember why we're here.
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333. We need to find the Committee.
- The Committee is me.
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334. I am Committee.
It me.
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335. - What?
- They tricked me.
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336. And put me in charge
of the Good Place
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337. and then literally ran away.
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338. - And then what happened?
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339. The sorting hat
put you in Hufflepuff?
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340. Roasted.
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341. Come on, I know
we have problems.
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342. You can't expect me
to ignore this.
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343. - Hang on, we're in paradise.
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344. Surely, some people here
are enjoying themselves.
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345. - Hey, guys.
I'm back.
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got boring really fast.
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347. - It did?
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348. - Jason, your lifelong dream
got old that quickly?
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349. - I mean, monkeys and go-karts
was fun for a while,
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"Oh, you know what'd be cool?
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352. And I was like, yo,
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353. "What about Draculas
with jetpacks?"
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354. I did like 50 combos,
and then I just kind of wanted
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with you guys again.
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356. - Okay, that's it
in a nutshell.
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357. 'Cause you get here
and you realize
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359. and you do everything,
and then you're done.
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360. But you still have
infinity left.
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361. This place kills fun,
and passion,
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362. and excitement, and love,
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are milkshakes.
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364. - The Good Place committee
obviously knew about this.
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and solve it?
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366. - They did.
They tried everything.
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they made the unicorns bigger,
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more horns,
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made them chubbier.
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370. I mean, really, they just made
a bunch of weird fluffy rhinos.
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371. The Committee members
aren't human,
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understand the problem.
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ship and made me captain.
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375. - Well, I'm not giving up.
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376. We worked too hard
and went through too much.
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and turn into some
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orgasm machine.
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379. Oh, my God, I'm describing my
dream existence like it's bad.
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380. What is wrong with this place?
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381. - We just redesigned
this system,
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382. and soon millions of people
are going to start pouring in
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only to become a joyless husk.
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384. It's Coachella.
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Cosmic Coachella.
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386. Oh, we have to fix this.
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387. - What if we do
what I did to you
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every once in a while?
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390. That way, paradise would seem
fresh and new.
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391. - You were doing that
to torture us.
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the same playbook as hell.
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393. - Okay, well,
I have a solution.
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when you were going through
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one earring,
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397. - "You look so stupid."
- After that.
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398. - You said that every human is
a little bit sad all the time,
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399. because you know
you're gonna die.
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400. But that knowledge
is what gives life meaning.
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401. - The way to restore meaning
to the people in the Good Place
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403. - Leave?
And go where?
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405. Oh.
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of the Good Place now.
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you can do whatever you want.
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409. - Where's Michael?
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410. Okay.
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411. Nothing to do
but announce the big change.
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412. Whatever happens,
it's cool, my babies.
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414. - Did you smoke that weed, bud?
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416. I was kind of freaked out,
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417. so I smoked some grass,
but now I'm great.
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418. Let's change the afterlife,
and then Taco Bell.
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419. - All right.
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420. - Oh!
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421. Baby!
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422. - Okay.
I'm gonna do the talking.
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423. Hi, everyone, can I have
your attention, please?
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424. Hi, my name's
Eleanor Shellstrop.
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425. Hope you're having fun
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426. at our Flor-izona British
library extravaganza.
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427. I guess you don't really
have fun anywhere,
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428. which is the point.
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429. It doesn't seem like
this is paradise for you.
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430. You've basically been
on a never-ending vacation,
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431. and vacations are only special
because they end.
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432. - So we have an idea.
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433. We're gonna set up
a new kind of door.
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434. Um, somewhere peaceful,
so that when you feel happy
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435. and satisfied and complete,
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436. and you want to leave
the Good Place for good,
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437. you can just walk through it,
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438. and your time in the universe
will end.
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439. - You don't have to go through
it if you don't want to,
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440. but you can, and hopefully,
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441. knowing that you don't
have to be here forever
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442. will help you feel happier
while you are.
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443. - What will happen
when we go through it?
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444. - Well, we don't
really know, exactly.
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445. All we know is,
it will be peaceful,
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446. and your journey will be over.
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447. - You led great lives.
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448. You earned your place here.
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449. So stay here
as long as you like.
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450. Use the Green Doors to see
and do every single thing
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451. you want to see and do.
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452. And when you're ready...
walk through one last door,
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453. and be at peace.
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454. Does that sound good?
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455. - Seems like they're into it.
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456. - It's DJ music,
make some noise!
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457. - That's my boyfriend!
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458. - I'm glad you'll be able
to enjoy things again.
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459. Art, math, philosophy,
like you used to.
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460. - Yeah, me too.
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461. I've been dreaming
of ending the ennui
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462. of this eternal existence
for a long time,
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463. but now I think
I'll stick around for a while.
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464. It felt good to, uh...
make brain words.
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465. Still mushy.
I'll get it back.
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466. We're lucky we ran into you.
It saved us.
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467. - That's not what saved you.
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468. - Hey!
- Hey!
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469. - It was your friendships.
- Yeah, I know, I got it.
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470. - Oh. Sorry.
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471. Still not sharp.
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472. - Kept most of it the same.
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473. Even made myself
a office nearby.
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474. Jason, I-I...
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475. Kind of took a wild guess.
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476. - I finally get to accomplish
my goal
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477. of living in a Stupid Nick's!
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478. I know anything you do
for eternity gets boring,
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479. but I swear I will never
get sick of wings!
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480. - Well, I'll see you
all tomorrow.
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481. And every tomorrow after that.
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482. - You know, Michael,
at the end of the day,
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483. you were right.
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484. Everything is fine.
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485. - Hmm.
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486. - This is what
we've been looking for
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487. since the day we met.
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488. Time.
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489. I think that's what
the Good Place really is.
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490. It's... not even a place,
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491. really, it's just...
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492. having enough time
with the people you love.
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493. - You're right.
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494. And we have as long as we want.
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495. If you keep hogging
this blanket,
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496. I'm probably gonna walk
through that door
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497. in, like, three days, so...
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498. - I'll miss you.
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