1. Okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
2. Let's do sophomore year high school.Copy !req
3. - Nathan Burlingame.
- Didn't like you.Copy !req
4. Huh. Kylie Mansard.Copy !req
5. Thought you were cool but intimidating.Copy !req
6. No way. I thought she was intimidating.Copy !req
7. That's why I shoved her into that creek.Copy !req
8. Well, after my chili episode,Copy !req
9. I asked the administration
for a one-year sabbaticalCopy !req
10. and, good news,Copy !req
11. they fired me.Copy !req
12. So I am free and easy.Copy !req
13. Well, the rest of the Soul SquadCopy !req
14. is off helping Jason's dad.Copy !req
15. Who are we saving?Copy !req
16. No one from my high school,
I will tell you that much.Copy !req
17. Well, before we do anything,Copy !req
18. I have to break things off with Simone.Copy !req
19. If I slip up and tell her
about the universe,Copy !req
20. it could doom her for eternity,Copy !req
21. and I've avoided
talking to her for so long,Copy !req
22. she assumed I had laryngitis,
and it went too far,Copy !req
23. - and now I'm on antibiotics.
- Okay, settle down.Copy !req
24. Your moral code means
you can't lie, right?Copy !req
25. You need to just ghost her. Disappear.Copy !req
26. Block her number.
Bonus, anything she leftCopy !req
27. in your apartment
now legally belongs to you.Copy !req
28. I've done that to dozens of people,Copy !req
29. and all of them got over it.Copy !req
30. Actually, none of your exes
have ever gotten over you.Copy !req
31. You're damn right they didn't.Copy !req
32. I just wish I could end things in a wayCopy !req
33. that I knew wouldn't hurt her.Copy !req
34. Bing!Copy !req
35. I usually appear out of thin airCopy !req
36. and there would be
a pleasant bing sound,Copy !req
37. but I don't have my powers,
so I'm doing my own bings now.Copy !req
38. Bing!Copy !req
39. Chidi, what if I could create
a virtual reality simulationCopy !req
40. where you could practice
different breakup scenarios?Copy !req
41. - You can do that?
- I think so.Copy !req
42. I do know everything about you
and SimoneCopy !req
43. and computer programming
and virtual realityCopy !req
44. and artificial intelligence
and the human brainCopy !req
45. and everything else.Copy !req
46. I'm kind of a nerd.Copy !req
47. I'll start building the simulator now.Copy !req
48. Bing!Copy !req
49. Don't... Turn around.Copy !req
50. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
51. Bing.Copy !req
52. Jacksonville, what up?Copy !req
53. - Duval!
- Duval!Copy !req
54. Poor Larry.Copy !req
55. But...Copy !req
56. "If you love someone set them free."Copy !req
57. My good friend and yoga pupil Sting,Copy !req
58. no last initial, told me that.Copy !req
59. I can't wait to show you guysCopy !req
60. all the cool sites in Jacksonville.Copy !req
61. Like, that swamp is where me,
Pillboi, and Donkey DougCopy !req
62. used to stand and try and blind pilotsCopy !req
63. with laser pointers, and...Copy !req
64. Maybe we should do the tour after we,Copy !req
65. you know, save your father's soul.Copy !req
66. Oh, I've been meaning to ask.Copy !req
67. Why are you trying to save your father?Copy !req
68. I've heard you mention
your friend Pillboi many times,Copy !req
69. but you've not mentioned
your father once.Copy !req
70. What do you mean?Copy !req
71. I talk about Donkey Doug all the time.Copy !req
72. I'm sorry. The man you callCopy !req
73. Donkey Doug is your father?Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. The Donkey Doug with whom you triedCopy !req
76. to blind airline pilots
with laser pointers?Copy !req
77. - Yeah.
- The Donkey Doug who's bannedCopy !req
78. from Disney World
for biting Buzz Lightyear?Copy !req
79. In his defense,
he thought it was someone else.Copy !req
80. Who?Copy !req
81. So Michael and I have a plan
to save my dad.Copy !req
82. My whole life, Donkey Doug
was always getting in troubleCopy !req
83. because of some get-rich-quick scheme.Copy !req
84. He sold counterfeit truck nuts.Copy !req
85. He created a sport
that was a cross betweenCopy !req
86. dodgeball and horseshoes
and everybody died.Copy !req
87. - He glued...
- This should be easy.Copy !req
88. We have plenty of money.Copy !req
89. If we just give him money,
he'll blow it.Copy !req
90. He's gotta feel like he did it himself.Copy !req
91. A few years ago, Donkey Doug
was very closeCopy !req
92. to getting his electrician's license.Copy !req
93. So if we get him to finish the training,Copy !req
94. he can earn an honest living
and be on his wayCopy !req
95. to getting more Good Place points,Copy !req
96. which is why we're all here.Copy !req
97. Okay, let's go save my dad.Copy !req
98. Taxi!Copy !req
99. - Ha!
- Need help with your bags?Copy !req
100. Nah, I got it.Copy !req
101. - Oh, damn, Jason!
- Oh, dude, Donkey Doug!Copy !req
102. You call him Donkey Doug in person?Copy !req
103. Me and Jason are cool like that.Copy !req
104. I don't think of him as my son.Copy !req
105. I think of him as my boy!Copy !req
106. I mean, I am your boy.Copy !req
107. Yeah, but it's more like,Copy !req
108. "That's my son right there, son."Copy !req
109. But not like, "Son, son."Copy !req
110. But like, "My boy." But not like...Copy !req
111. Yes, yes, we get it. Thank you.Copy !req
112. Oh, this is my friend Michael.Copy !req
113. Oh, crap. You look like a cop.Copy !req
114. Are you a cop? Because if you are,Copy !req
115. you have to tell me,
and you're not allowedCopy !req
116. to arrest me for anything you sawCopy !req
117. before I knew you were a cop.Copy !req
118. - I-I'm not a police officer.
- Yeah, Michael's cool.Copy !req
119. And this is Tahani,
who is my wife, I guess.Copy !req
120. Dang, nice pull, son!Copy !req
121. How about you and me
go check out my JacuzziCopy !req
122. and put stuff in each other?Copy !req
123. Again, I'm his wife.Copy !req
124. Wow, that's the first time
that line has ever failed.Copy !req
125. You must really love him.Copy !req
126. Welcome to the family! Come on in!Copy !req
127. This program knows everything aboutCopy !req
128. your personality, Simone's personality,Copy !req
129. and all human relationships.Copy !req
130. It can't tell you exactly
what will happen,Copy !req
131. but it will approximate
Simone's reactionCopy !req
132. to anything you say to her.Copy !req
133. Plus, it has Tetris.Copy !req
134. Hmm, would this work with, say, meCopy !req
135. and, say, Jason StathamCopy !req
136. and instead of a café, it was, say,Copy !req
137. a room with a futon
and a bunch of Red Bull?Copy !req
138. Why is it that every time
a new thing is invented,Copy !req
139. humans immediately
try to use it for porn?Copy !req
140. - Because we're disgusting.
- Huh.Copy !req
141. Eleanor and I will be watching
on the monitor.Copy !req
142. We'll see what you see.
Put these in your ears.Copy !req
143. They'll play a tone
that will trick your brainCopy !req
144. into seeing what I've programmed.Copy !req
145. Ah...Copy !req
146. Wow, so this is...Copy !req
147. - I'm here.
- Hey, babe.Copy !req
148. What did you want to talk about?Copy !req
149. Go ahead, Chidi, practice
what you want to say to her.Copy !req
150. Right. Um...Copy !req
151. Simone, this has been the best yearCopy !req
152. of my life because of you.Copy !req
153. Unfortunately, I have come
to learn some information,Copy !req
154. and it means that we have
to end this relationship.Copy !req
155. - What information?
- I...Copy !req
156. - can't say.
- Why not?Copy !req
157. I-I can't say.Copy !req
158. Well, you've either gone crazy,Copy !req
159. or you're too much of a coward
to tell me how you feel.Copy !req
160. - Which is it?
- I-I can't because of...Copy !req
161. - Janet!
- Who's Janet?Copy !req
162. And why are you screaming
her name into the sky?Copy !req
163. You know what? Whatever.Copy !req
164. - Good-bye, Chidi.
- No. No. No. Wait...Copy !req
165. So...Copy !req
166. - that didn't go great.
- I disagree.Copy !req
167. I thought it was hilarious.Copy !req
168. So, Donkey Doug, Jason told us aboutCopy !req
169. your electrician license, and we haveCopy !req
170. a career opportunity for you.Copy !req
171. Yo, later for that.Copy !req
172. I got a business proposition for you.Copy !req
173. Pillboi!Copy !req
174. - Oh, dip! Jason!
- Oh, dip! Pillboi!Copy !req
175. - Oh, dip! Pillboi!
- Oh, dip! Donkey Doug!Copy !req
176. - Oh, dip! Jason!
- This is remarkable.Copy !req
177. - It explains so much.
- Oh, dip! Pillboi!Copy !req
178. Jason, I thought you were dead.Copy !req
179. But I was alive. I was in Australia.Copy !req
180. I talked to you on the phone last week.Copy !req
181. - Yeah, but I forgot.
- Oh.Copy !req
182. Me and Pillboi have been cooking upCopy !req
183. something real special.Copy !req
184. And this time, it's not fake meth.Copy !req
185. All right, Pillboi,
tell him about our new product.Copy !req
186. Sharks, how much do you spend onCopy !req
187. energy drinks and body spray
in one week?Copy !req
188. Three hundred dollars?Copy !req
189. Ten hundred dollars?Copy !req
190. What if I told you there was a productCopy !req
191. that combined these two things
for one solutionCopy !req
192. to all of life's problems and more?Copy !req
193. I give to you Double Trouble!Copy !req
194. The world's first
energy drink/body spray.Copy !req
195. So do you spray it on yourself,Copy !req
196. or do you drink it?Copy !req
197. - You both it.
- This is the one, Jason.Copy !req
198. We're gonna be so rich.Copy !req
199. I'll finally be able to pay to haveCopy !req
200. my calf implants moved back up
from my feet.Copy !req
201. This is gonna be a lot
tougher than we thought.Copy !req
202. Tell me about it.Copy !req
203. Double Trouble sounds amazing.
We should bid fast.Copy !req
204. The other sharks are gonna want in.Copy !req
205. So I just have to be simple,
honest, and declarativeCopy !req
206. and somehow still protect her feelings.Copy !req
207. I don't know, man.Copy !req
208. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.Copy !req
209. - I'm not gay.
- Fine, bi.Copy !req
210. - I'm not bi either.
- Why not?Copy !req
211. More guys should be bi. It's 2018.Copy !req
212. It's like, get over yourselves.Copy !req
213. Is there any way I can tryCopy !req
214. a bunch of different things in a rowCopy !req
215. - to see what works?
- Bing.Copy !req
216. Sure, if you want to reset,
just snap your fingers.Copy !req
217. Also, I made some modifications
to the tone,Copy !req
218. so it should make
your transition easier.Copy !req
219. Oh.Copy !req
220. Mm!Copy !req
221. Hey, babe.Copy !req
222. What did you want to talk about?Copy !req
223. Well, I don't love you anymore.Copy !req
224. - What?
- No, no. You don't understand.Copy !req
225. I don't technically love you
in the same wayCopy !req
226. because of circumstances.Copy !req
227. What?Copy !req
228. Hang on.Copy !req
229. I don't know how to tell you this,Copy !req
230. but I'm dying.Copy !req
231. - No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
232. Because we're all dying slowly,
when you think about it.Copy !req
233. We start dying the moment we're born.Copy !req
234. So not a lie.Copy !req
235. Okay, here it is.Copy !req
236. I'm just gonna be perfectly honest.Copy !req
237. My real name is Special Agent
Rick Justice, FBI.Copy !req
238. Nope.Copy !req
239. Simone...Copy !req
240. the last year has beenCopy !req
241. truly amazing, and with that in mind...Copy !req
242. - Will you marry me?
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
243. Of course I will! Oh!Copy !req
244. Wait, what am I doing?Copy !req
245. Why did I think this would work?Copy !req
246. Chidi, I'm gonna go ahead
and reboot this one myself.Copy !req
247. Yeah, good call.Copy !req
248. - So, Simone...
- Wait.Copy !req
249. Before you say anything,Copy !req
250. - I think we should break up.
- You do?Copy !req
251. Yes, I love and respect you very much,Copy !req
252. but we're heading
in different directions.Copy !req
253. And don't worry, we don't have
to make a big thing of it.Copy !req
254. Oh, my God. Okay. This is the one.Copy !req
255. Remember everything.
Right leg crossed over left.Copy !req
256. Coffee's right there.Copy !req
257. Oh, one more thing. Suck it, you doink.Copy !req
258. Sorry?Copy !req
259. This is Eleanor, you idiot.Copy !req
260. Janet let me mess with the simulatorCopy !req
261. to screw with you.Copy !req
262. - Janet, come on!
- Hi, Chidi.Copy !req
263. This is Janet now.
Sorry, it won't happen again.Copy !req
264. - Thank you.
- Psych! It's still Eleanor!Copy !req
265. I can't believe you fell
for that, you doink.Copy !req
266. We need to break up, but here's a puppy.Copy !req
267. Aw! Wait, what?Copy !req
268. He's a puppy, it's over between us,Copy !req
269. and he's cute.Copy !req
270. Do you think I don't hear the bad partsCopy !req
271. - of these sentences?
- His name is Martin,Copy !req
272. I need my keys back, and he's a puppy.Copy !req
273. You are very bad at this.Copy !req
274. That's because I don't actually wantCopy !req
275. - to break up with her.
- What, do you need meCopy !req
276. to break up with her for youCopy !req
277. like we're in middle school
or something?Copy !req
278. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, please.Copy !req
279. - Do that for me. Please.
- Fine.Copy !req
280. Hey, Eleanor.Copy !req
281. Hey.Copy !req
282. What did you want to talk about?Copy !req
283. Well, first of all, you and ChidiCopy !req
284. are so great together.Copy !req
285. He really loves you, and I can see why.Copy !req
286. You know, you're brilliant,
charming, obviously gorgeous.Copy !req
287. - Aw, you're sweet to say that.
- And your accent is so cute.Copy !req
288. Your accent is so cute.Copy !req
289. What? I don't think I have an accent.Copy !req
290. I don't think I have an accent.Copy !req
291. Stop it!Copy !req
292. What is happening?Copy !req
293. No! No. This is over.Copy !req
294. Whoa, man, come on.
It was just getting good.Copy !req
295. Let's remember the mission.Copy !req
296. Your father needs to focus
on long-term stability.Copy !req
297. Also, and perhaps
this is less important,Copy !req
298. but there's an awful lot
of dog hair on the furniture,Copy !req
299. and I have not seen a dog.Copy !req
300. Not bad, right?Copy !req
301. Double Trouble comes in
three delicious smell-flavors:Copy !req
302. Raspberry Perspirant,
Cedarwood Melon Blast,Copy !req
303. and 24-Hour Lemon Musk Xtreme.Copy !req
304. That one is also a lube.Copy !req
305. Look, Donkey Doug,
Double Trouble is dope.Copy !req
306. On that much, we can all agree on.Copy !req
307. But you got to think long-term.Copy !req
308. You were good at electricity stuff.Copy !req
309. You hooked us up
with free porno channelsCopy !req
310. every year ever since the third grade.Copy !req
311. It's good, honest work.Copy !req
312. Honest work? Whatever, Dad.Copy !req
313. You're his dad.Copy !req
314. This is huge, J.Copy !req
315. When Double Trouble pops off,
I'll be able to quit my jobCopy !req
316. at the old folks' home.Copy !req
317. Buy a big-ass mansion.Copy !req
318. Every day, I'll wake up,Copy !req
319. get out of bed, brush my teeth,Copy !req
320. rinse, go downstairs,Copy !req
321. open the fridge, "Damn, we out of milk,"Copy !req
322. get in my car...Copy !req
323. You don't have to run throughCopy !req
324. the whole imaginary day.Copy !req
325. Jason, I believe in Double Trouble.Copy !req
326. Why won't you believe in me?Copy !req
327. Well, I suppose a little
entrepreneurial spiritCopy !req
328. never hurt anyone.Copy !req
329. You know, reach for the stars,
as I said to my good friendCopy !req
330. Elon Musk.Copy !req
331. And then he shot his car into space.Copy !req
332. What a weird creep.
Why was I friends with him?Copy !req
333. Maybe this is what'll put
your father on the right path.Copy !req
334. And, hey, it's not like
he's robbing a bank.Copy !req
335. Yeah, it's a factory.Copy !req
336. - Excuse me?
- Tonight we're gonnaCopy !req
337. steal some energy drinks
from an energy drink factory,Copy !req
338. then still some cologne
from a cologne factory.Copy !req
339. So it's actually two factories.Copy !req
340. Then we just got to bottle it all up.Copy !req
341. Ah, dip, we gotta rob a bottle factory.Copy !req
342. - Three factories.
- Three factories.Copy !req
343. Stupid Donkey Doug.Copy !req
344. I mean, two factories I can understand,Copy !req
345. but... but three?Copy !req
346. You... you might want to considerCopy !req
347. the possibility that
your father's a lost cause.Copy !req
348. I have an idea, but I need your help.Copy !req
349. Will you guys help me?Copy !req
350. I mean, yeah, that...
that's why we're here, Jason.Copy !req
351. What's your idea, darling?Copy !req
352. We're gonna save Pillboi.Copy !req
353. Okay, real life. I think I'm ready.Copy !req
354. I've analyzed the ten
most successful scenariosCopy !req
355. and compiled the statisticallyCopy !req
356. most effective breakup strategy.Copy !req
357. Who said you weren't a romantic?Copy !req
358. Every girlfriend I've ever had.Copy !req
359. Ooh, there she is. Okay.Copy !req
360. Wish me luck.Copy !req
361. - Oh, hi. Uh...
- Is something wrong?Copy !req
362. No, it's just
that we're usually over there.Copy !req
363. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
364. Okay, so I've spentCopy !req
365. a lot of time thinking about everythingCopy !req
366. that's happened in the last year...Copy !req
367. Hi there, what can I get you to drink?Copy !req
368. I'll have an iced tea, please.Copy !req
369. - Mm-hmm.
- Water, thanks.Copy !req
370. It's been a time of massive personalCopy !req
371. and professional growth...Copy !req
372. Sorry, sugar with that iced tea?Copy !req
373. - Yes, please.
- Right.Copy !req
374. All in all, it's been
overwhelmingly positive,Copy !req
375. and I think that's due
in large part to you...Copy !req
376. Sorry, real quick,
I'm gonna go on break,Copy !req
377. so Helmut will be taking care of you.Copy !req
378. Hello.Copy !req
379. Will you be eating with us today?Copy !req
380. Just please give us one second.Copy !req
381. Yeah, okay. One.Copy !req
382. That was one second. That was a joke.Copy !req
383. Please get out of here, Helmut!Copy !req
384. - Okay, yeah.
- All right, look, just...Copy !req
385. we need to break up.Copy !req
386. I am... I am breaking up with you.Copy !req
387. - Why?
- I can't... it's...Copy !req
388. it's complicated, but it's happening.Copy !req
389. Ya dumped.Copy !req
390. - Okay.
- Wait. Wait, no.Copy !req
391. Come back, please.Copy !req
392. - Yeah, okay! I'm back.
- Not you, Helmut.Copy !req
393. Hey, now, listen, Judy,
you can't mix xannysCopy !req
394. with these little pink fools.Copy !req
395. You'll be tripping balls
like Clarence wasCopy !req
396. when he crawled into the ice machine.Copy !req
397. Here.Copy !req
398. Take half of one of these,Copy !req
399. wash it down with a 5-Hour ENERGY,Copy !req
400. and you'll be golden.Copy !req
401. Body high with mild visuals.Copy !req
402. Thanks, Pillboi.Copy !req
403. Yo, I gotta take offCopy !req
404. 'cause I gotta go do a robbery.Copy !req
405. I mean... I'm sick.Copy !req
406. Hello, Pillboi.Copy !req
407. I'm here on behalf of Jason.Copy !req
408. You won't be attendingCopy !req
409. the job with Donkey Doug today.Copy !req
410. There's been a change of plans.Copy !req
411. Okay.Copy !req
412. That's it?Copy !req
413. You don't need any more information?Copy !req
414. I mean, do you want to tell me?Copy !req
415. - Not really.
- Cool.Copy !req
416. Want some pills?Copy !req
417. I hate this. What if I ruined her?Copy !req
418. What if I sent her down the wrong pathCopy !req
419. and she ends up in the Bad Place?Copy !req
420. I have to undo what I did.
Janet, fire up the simulator.Copy !req
421. Dude, no more simulations.Copy !req
422. Just talk to her.Copy !req
423. Breakups never end
with both people feeling great.Copy !req
424. But she's a badass, and her worldCopy !req
425. is bigger than your relationship.Copy !req
426. She'll recover.Copy !req
427. Just go.Copy !req
428. Be a person.Copy !req
429. Right.Copy !req
430. Here I go.Copy !req
431. Janet, can I use the simulator?Copy !req
432. There's a very specific
Lenny Kravitz concertCopy !req
433. - I want to be front row at.
- Sure.Copy !req
434. FYI, when the system boots up,Copy !req
435. you might find yourself in a steam roomCopy !req
436. with Jason, who will be wearing
an old-timey strongman onesie.Copy !req
437. It's a bug in the system.Copy !req
438. Pillboi?Copy !req
439. No, it's me, Pillboi's friend Jason.Copy !req
440. Pillboi's not coming.Copy !req
441. If you're here to tell me
an energy drink body sprayCopy !req
442. is a bad idea, I've heard it beforeCopy !req
443. from a bank and some doctors.Copy !req
444. I'ma help you make Double Trouble,Copy !req
445. but you got to leave Pillboi
alone from now on.Copy !req
446. I'm trying to save him.Copy !req
447. Oh, dip. You got religious and shiz?Copy !req
448. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
449. Okay, hurry up
and get this crap in my truck.Copy !req
450. Jacksonville Police!Copy !req
451. Come out with your hands up!Copy !req
452. Are you a cop? 'Cause if you are,Copy !req
453. you have to tell us.Copy !req
454. Yes, this is the police.Copy !req
455. Yup, I knew it. It's the cops.Copy !req
456. What do we do?
Yo, let's get out of here.Copy !req
457. No.Copy !req
458. I know I haven't been
the best father in the world.Copy !req
459. I might not have even been
in the top five.Copy !req
460. I wanna make up for that.Copy !req
461. I'll distract 'em. You run out the back.Copy !req
462. No, that's crazy.Copy !req
463. It's what my dad did for meCopy !req
464. and his dad for him.Copy !req
465. And someday,Copy !req
466. you'll do this exact thing for your son.Copy !req
467. I mean, I hope not,Copy !req
468. but thanks, Donkey Doug.Copy !req
469. Hey...Copy !req
470. - call me Donkey Dad.
- Okay.Copy !req
471. Donkey Dad.Copy !req
472. Nah, that sounds wack.
Call me Donkey Doug.Copy !req
473. Cool.Copy !req
474. Bortles!Copy !req
475. Uh...Copy !req
476. Here's the truth. You're amazing.Copy !req
477. And my feelings have changed.Copy !req
478. I wish I could tell you why.Copy !req
479. I really, really do,Copy !req
480. but...Copy !req
481. I can't.Copy !req
482. Well...Copy !req
483. you seem to know what you want,Copy !req
484. which is rare for you.Copy !req
485. Well, I hope you keep the study going.Copy !req
486. Might help a lot of people.Copy !req
487. Well...Copy !req
488. see you in the next life.Copy !req
489. What? Why would you say that?
What do you know?Copy !req
490. It's a figure of speech.Copy !req
491. You're so weird, man.Copy !req
492. I think maybe this is for the best.Copy !req
493. So your covert mission is to continueCopy !req
494. to report to this jobCopy !req
495. until you receive our signal.Copy !req
496. Now, this is the most important thing.Copy !req
497. You cannot commit any more crimes,Copy !req
498. and you must help these peopleCopy !req
499. as much as you can.Copy !req
500. - The mission depends on it.
- Roger that.Copy !req
501. Man, I can't believe this whole time,Copy !req
502. you guys were with NASA.Copy !req
503. Yes, we are secret astronaut spies.Copy !req
504. That is indeed what Jason told you.Copy !req
505. Take good care of these old fools,Copy !req
506. and stay out of trouble.Copy !req
507. I love you, bro.Copy !req
508. I love you, bro.Copy !req
509. - Psych.
- I got you, bro.Copy !req
510. - I got you, bro. Jag...
- ... uars...Copy !req
511. Rule.Copy !req
512. Well, my sister's museum
exhibit opens tomorrow.Copy !req
513. Are you all ready for some
Al-Jamil family reconciliation?Copy !req
514. You know it, wifey.
Soul Squad is on a roll.Copy !req
515. I pretty much nailed that Pillboi thing,Copy !req
516. and I got closure with my dad,
Donkey Doug.Copy !req
517. That remains depressing,Copy !req
518. but I'm happy for you, bud.Copy !req
519. I never got to do that with my parents,Copy !req
520. and now they're both dead,
so it's impossible.Copy !req
521. So the thing is, one of your parentsCopy !req
522. is not technically actually dead.Copy !req
523. - What are you talking about?
- Your mother's alive.Copy !req
524. She faked her own death.Copy !req
525. I'm sorry, Tahani, I don't thinkCopy !req
526. I'll be able to stay
with you here in Budapest.Copy !req
527. Turns out my mom isn't dead,Copy !req
528. so I need to fly back to AmericaCopy !req
529. to murder her.Copy !req