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And what are afterlife points?
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I can explain everything.
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about the space door.
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what choice we have.
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paranormal investigators.
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Uh, ghouls, ghouls...
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in different disguises
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together in this FBI case.
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- Mm-hmm.
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pretty frequently.
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- What?
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we're going back to hell?
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Christian hell, but...
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to torture us...
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passed on Earth?
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looking something like...
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what the hell is that?
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when nothing never occurs.
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- Let's go, Jason.
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One free margarita, please.
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for his off-brand SeaWorld.
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if you want to do more charity,
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of my neighborhood to right now
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- Oh, whoa, whoa, wait.
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- I wrote, "Micahel"!
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Every place has rules.
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Tomorrow's my birthday.
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Is there a Fred Booth here?
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- Hello.
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- Here you go!
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- Here you go.
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- Well, it just seems a bit...
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to the account of...
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- And your wallet.
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I'll teach you something.
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my little chili babies,
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are hot, stinky cat dookie.
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that you should all follow
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and you all got As.
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- Hmm.
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we've gathered here on Earth
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- Hmm.
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out of pizza dough.
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can learn from our mistakes.
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- So let's get started.
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to visit a LensCrafters.
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461. Ooh, and I'd like to get bangs.
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462. Hey, guys.
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463. It... it's really nice to see you.
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464. Um... is everything okay...
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465. other than, you know, everything?
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466. We've started to accept our fates.
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467. It's all chili under the bridge.
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468. Oh! Good, you're all here!
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469. Big news everyone...
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470. We got...
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471. - Tacos!
- Married!
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472. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, we got married.
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473. And then after we got married,
we got tacos!
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474. Wow! Wow, that's crazy!
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475. It's strictly platonic, of course.
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476. We only did it
so I could legally give Jason
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478. We just popped over
to the British Embassy
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480. That's insane, but it's also, like...
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481. the 11th most insane thing
to happen today,
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484. So the four of us...
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485. the six of us, really, are doomed.
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486. Our fates are sealed.
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487. But I think we have one move left.
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488. We can try.
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489. Try... what?
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but it also made a dork
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daughter super happy.
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497. The six of us are not getting
into the Good Place.
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498. But there are still people in
this world that we care about,
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499. so I say we try and help them
be good people.
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500. Try and help them get in.
I mean, why not try?
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501. It's better than not trying, right?
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502. That's a lovely sentiment, Eleanor.
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503. Let's try. I'm in.
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504. I'm in, too.
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505. I'm gonna remember this day forever
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506. because of your dope speech
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507. and also because
of the great tacos I had
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508. and also because I got married
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509. and I found out I was going to hell
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510. and also I became
a hundred-millionaire...
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511. All right, we get it. We get it.
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514. - We're in...
- We're...
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- We're in...
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518. We're in!
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520. You want to join the Soul Squad?
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521. Try to save some souls?
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522. Yeah. I'm in.
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523. But first, I have
to go to the bathroom forever.
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524. There you are, my love.
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525. I was just on my way to the MRI lab.
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526. I thought I heard your voice.
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