1. Hey, ding-dongs.
We figured out what's happened here.Copy !req
2. You two are both named Eleanor Shellstrop.Copy !req
3. The day you died, you were
both in Phoenix, Arizona,Copy !req
4. shopping at the same grocery store.Copy !req
5. The "real" Eleanor
was attending a conferenceCopy !req
6. on the death penalty,
and you stopped by to pick upCopy !req
7. food for a local homeless shelter.Copy !req
8. And Fake Eleanor was there
buying margarita mixCopy !req
9. and a magazine called, "Celebrity
Baby Plastic Surgery Disasters."Copy !req
10. Incredibly, you both died in the
same 10,000th of a second,Copy !req
11. in the same traffic accident,
because Real EleanorCopy !req
12. was trying to save Fake Eleanor's lifeCopy !req
13. by pushing you out
of the way of the truck.Copy !req
14. I guess you really botched that one, eh?Copy !req
15. I did, and I am so, so sorry.Copy !req
16. It's all good.Copy !req
17. So, how did you not realize
you had the wrong Eleanor?Copy !req
18. Oh, we don't know what people look like,Copy !req
19. only names and profiles.
On Earth, they're just dots on a map.Copy !req
20. Whatever, we got our wires crossed,Copy !req
21. we picked up the wrong dot,
blah, blah, blah, blah,Copy !req
22. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
23. Point is, there are two Eleanors.Copy !req
24. The nice, boring one is yours.
The trash bag is ours.Copy !req
25. - Eh—
- So, trash bag, let's go.Copy !req
26. Let's hit it. And, also...Copy !req
27. I'm still waiting on that smile, gorgeous.Copy !req
28. Trevor.
- Where's that smile?Copy !req
29. Trevor, how about we negotiate?
Give you something else?Copy !req
30. What in the world could you have
that we would want?Copy !req
31. All right, how about a unicorn?Copy !req
32. Right? I bet you don't have one of those.Copy !req
33. No, that is true, yeah.Copy !req
34. - Might be funCopy !req
35. to skin it alive, eat its raw flesh,Copy !req
36. maybe break off the horn,
grind it up, snort it.Copy !req
37. Okay, let's keep talking. Yeah.Copy !req
38. Fake Eleanor, a word?Copy !req
39. It's just me, man.
You can just say, "Eleanor."Copy !req
40. Sorry, it just makes things easier.Copy !req
41. Look, I'm not even sure how it would work
for you to stay hereCopy !req
42. now that we know there's a "real" Eleanor,Copy !req
43. but in the meantime, stay on your toes.Copy !req
44. Don't let Trevor get inside your head.Copy !req
45. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
46. Why are you helping me?Copy !req
47. Well, Chidi made a very good
argument on your behalf,Copy !req
48. but it's more than that.Copy !req
49. I truly believe that The Good Place
is where you belong.Copy !req
50. You're part of our team.Copy !req
51. Hi! Oh, you must be
the new student Eleanor Shellstrop.Copy !req
52. I'm Gloria, the senior class secretary.Copy !req
53. Cool.Copy !req
54. Well, welcome to Adobe High,
home of the Scorpi-otes!Copy !req
55. Half the school wanted
to be the Scorpions,Copy !req
56. half wanted to be the Coyotes,
so we compromised.Copy !req
57. Why don't I give you a tour after lunch?Copy !req
58. Yeah, no thanks, mop-top.Copy !req
59. Uh, sorry?Copy !req
60. Don't need your help,Copy !req
61. don't wanna sign your yearbook
in, like, gel pen,Copy !req
62. don't wanna bedazzle
our college essays, or whatever.Copy !req
63. I'm here for like six months,
and I'm gonna fly solo.Copy !req
64. Beat it, Gloria.
She is, like, such a dork.Copy !req
65. She, like, loves this school so much.Copy !req
66. Why don't you come sit with us?
We'll teach you which guys are cuteCopy !req
67. and which teachers are secretly pervs—Copy !req
68. Yeah, that's a hard pass as well.Copy !req
69. I don't wanna get chunky highlights,Copy !req
70. make fun of nerds, and steal
your mom's flavored vodka.Copy !req
71. I get your whole "mean girl" thing,Copy !req
72. and I'm all set with it, thanks.Copy !req
73. In fact...Copy !req
74. Listen up, everyone.Copy !req
75. I'm Eleanor, I'm new here,
and as a blanket statement for everyone,Copy !req
76. I don't wanna be a part
of whatever little group you've formedCopy !req
77. because they're all equally lame.Copy !req
78. Everybody cool? Great.Copy !req
79. Hey, that was really cool,
the way you told all those posers—Copy !req
80. No.Copy !req
81. Michael, welcome.
How can I help you?Copy !req
82. Well...Copy !req
83. If I'm going to save Fake Eleanor,Copy !req
84. I need some help negotiating.
I don't even know what to offer.Copy !req
85. I mean, what do you get somebody
who wants to eat a unicorn?Copy !req
86. A unicorn bib, yes!
No, no, uh, unicorn holders,Copy !req
87. you know, like, like corn holders,
but for unicorns?Copy !req
88. Perhaps, it'd be betterCopy !req
89. if we just move away
from the unicorn thing altogether.Copy !req
90. No, you're right, you're right.Copy !req
91. And anyway, there's a bigger problem.Copy !req
92. The Bad Place Crew,
they're all terrible bullies,Copy !req
93. and they outnumber me.Copy !req
94. They even have their own Bad Janet.
I'll show you.Copy !req
95. Bad Janet?Copy !req
96. - What?Copy !req
97. Bad Janet, uh, where is the nearest café?Copy !req
98. Oh, um, that's a good question.Copy !req
99. It's up your mom's butt, you fat dink.Copy !req
100. - What is even the purposeCopy !req
101. of a Janet who behaves in such a manner?Copy !req
102. Unclear, but the... The point isCopy !req
103. I never have to deal with
negative emotion of any sort.Copy !req
104. I could use some backup, Tahani.Copy !req
105. Oh, Michael, of course.Copy !req
106. Why don't you just bring them all here?Copy !req
107. Surely, this magnificent house
will placate them.Copy !req
108. Oh, perfect, perfect. I'll be right back.Copy !req
109. Well, here's... Your house.Copy !req
110. It's beautiful,
I love Icelandic primitive design.Copy !req
111. I kind of wish it had a clown nook, oh!Copy !req
112. There it is.Copy !req
113. Here's the bedroom.
It's kind of hard to get upCopy !req
114. on this dumb ledge though, it's like—Copy !req
115. You have got to be forking kidding me.Copy !req
116. Hey, Fake Eleanor,
we used this same clown paintingCopy !req
117. to decorate the room you were
supposed to live in down there.Copy !req
118. I swear to Bieber.Copy !req
119. Wait, what was your house like?Copy !req
120. Well, I was living in what I assume
is Eleanor's worst nightmare.Copy !req
121. Every day was basically
one endless baby showerCopy !req
122. for a woman I didn't know.Copy !req
123. But also, somehow, I had to organize it.Copy !req
124. And, if I didn't remember everyone's name,
I got a very strong electric shock.Copy !req
125. Yep, that was my pitch.Copy !req
126. And, then at night,
it was pretty classic torture.Copy !req
127. Uh, flying piranhas,
lava monsters, college improv,Copy !req
128. and there was always jazz music playing.Copy !req
129. Ugh, I hate jazz.Copy !req
130. Every jazz song is, like, 40 minutes long.
It's like, we get it.Copy !req
131. You can blow on a trumpet.
Wrap it up, Elton John.Copy !req
132. Famously a piano player.Copy !req
133. I don't mean to be a bother,
but could I possibly get some waterCopy !req
134. and whatever foodCopy !req
135. doesn't turn to spiders in your mouth?Copy !req
136. Oh, of course, so sorry.
Let's get some dinner.Copy !req
137. Yeah, we'll all go. Perfect double date.Copy !req
138. Two losers, a trash bag, and a demon.Copy !req
139. Let's hit it.Copy !req
140. Eeh!Copy !req
141. All right, Michael, we're going to ply
them with delicious food and drink,Copy !req
142. and then we're going to subtly
segue into negotiation.Copy !req
143. They're sure to be in a good mood.
Everything is absolutely beautiful.Copy !req
144. This sucks, dude.Copy !req
145. Yeah, this food, uh, blows.Copy !req
146. Yo, Good Janet.Copy !req
147. - Hi, there.Copy !req
148. Oh, gimme some jalapeño poppers.Copy !req
149. Sure, quick question,
what is a "jalapeño"?Copy !req
150. Also, what is a "poppers"?
Also, what is "jalapeño poppers"?Copy !req
151. Oops! Sorry, guys. See, in the confusion,Copy !req
152. Janet got rebooted,
so she hasn't quite uploadedCopy !req
153. all of the info she usually knows.Copy !req
154. That's hilarious.Copy !req
155. She's almost as stupid as people.Copy !req
156. Oh, hey now, come on.
Let's not insult people, please.Copy !req
157. I'm Michael,
I love idiot humans!Copy !req
158. I got to admit, that does sound like me.Copy !req
159. "I got to admit, that does sound like me."Copy !req
160. Oh, nailed it again.Copy !req
161. Go get me a drink.Copy !req
162. Yes, of course.Copy !req
163. Ah, man, this is gonna make
a primo dump later on.Copy !req
164. Well, that looks delicious. What is that?Copy !req
165. Oh, it's Tom Yum Goong soup.
It reminds me of when I was in ThailandCopy !req
166. rescuing victims of human trafficking.Copy !req
167. Oh, that sounds so good.
I mean, the soup, not the...Copy !req
168. Human trafficking.Copy !req
169. Oh, and I think your grilled
eggplant looks so good.Copy !req
170. Should we...Copy !req
171. Splitsies?
- Yeah!Copy !req
172. I can't believe you thought you could
pretend to be Real Eleanor.Copy !req
173. She's like a perfect ball of light,
and you're like a... Wet pile of mulch.Copy !req
174. Someone made a person
out of wet mulch and leavesCopy !req
175. and, like, dead slugs, and that's you.Copy !req
176. Whatever, it's easy when
you're just born perfect.Copy !req
177. My parents were both dirt bags
who split up when I was eight.Copy !req
178. I don't mean to eavesdrop,Copy !req
179. but did you say
your parents got a divorce?Copy !req
180. Yeah, and that kind of thing
really changes a person.Copy !req
181. I mean, that trauma... It can explain awayCopy !req
182. a lot of behavior.Copy !req
183. Oh, of course.Copy !req
184. Your parents are still together, I guess.Copy !req
185. Oh, actually, I'm not sure.
I never met my birth parents.Copy !req
186. They put me in an empty fish tankCopy !req
187. and abandoned me at
a train station in Bangladesh.Copy !req
188. - Luckily, I was foundCopy !req
189. and adopted by a very nice couple,
the Shellstrops...Copy !req
190. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
191. But then they died when I was four...Copy !req
192. - Bird flu.
- That's awful.Copy !req
193. Anyway, orphanage burned down,
yadda, yadda, yadda.Copy !req
194. Made my way to America,
yadda, yadda, yadda.Copy !req
195. Learned English from watching Seinfeld,Copy !req
196. put myself through law school,
and here I am.Copy !req
197. Huh. And, I'm sorry, what...Copy !req
198. What is it you said happened to you?Copy !req
199. The same thing that happens
to half of all kids in America?Copy !req
200. And for you to have gone through all that,
and to end up where you did, it is just...Copy !req
201. It's just amazing.Copy !req
202. Oh, man, these horn-dogs
are vibing like mofos.Copy !req
203. Am I right, Fake Eleanor?Copy !req
204. Please, stop calling me that.Copy !req
205. Oh, you got it, third wheel.Copy !req
206. Yeah, that wine's no good.
I'm sending it back.Copy !req
207. Hey, Janet.Copy !req
208. You look sad.Copy !req
209. People keep asking me questions
that I don't know the answers to.Copy !req
210. That was my whole life on Earth.Copy !req
211. You know, it doesn't matter
if you know things.Copy !req
212. All that matters is what's in your heart.Copy !req
213. Thanks, Jianyu.
I mean, it does matter if I know things,Copy !req
214. because I'm an informational
delivery system,Copy !req
215. and I don't have a heart, but thanks.Copy !req
216. Jianyu, I know usually
you ask me questions,Copy !req
217. but can I ask you a question?Copy !req
218. - Sure.
- What are jalapeño poppers?Copy !req
219. Oh, I know this one!Copy !req
220. Okay, they're deep fried
jalapeños filled with cheese.Copy !req
221. One time, at a
Buffalo Wild Wings in Jacksonville,Copy !req
222. but the nice one, not the one
above the gas station,Copy !req
223. I ate 50 of them in two minutes.Copy !req
224. Everyone at the hospital was so impressed.Copy !req
225. Got it. Thanks, Jianyu.Copy !req
226. You're welcome.Copy !req
227. Why did you do that?Copy !req
228. Because you're the only person
here that's nice to me.Copy !req
229. Okay.Copy !req
230. Anyone up for a little, uh, icebreaker?Copy !req
231. You know, I once did trust falls
with Barry Diller,Copy !req
232. and it was the beginning
of a lifelong friendship.Copy !req
233. And then, once we trust each other,
then we can discussCopy !req
234. making a deal for Fake Eleanor.Copy !req
235. This sucks. How do you guys eat
without listening to hard-core porn?Copy !req
236. Oh, come on, this is The Good Place,
you can do anything you want.Copy !req
237. What about throwing a rager
and totally trashing this place?Copy !req
238. Woo-hoo. Yeah, I'd be into that.Copy !req
239. We could totally go to town.Copy !req
240. You know, I actually don't
think that's such a good idea.Copy !req
241. Let's party!Copy !req
242. Oh, my God!Copy !req
243. So, um, Chidi tells me that
he's teaching you about ethics.Copy !req
244. Yeah, actually, we've had some interestingCopy !req
245. and in-depth classes.
He taught me about PlatoCopy !req
246. - and Socrates, Immanuel Kant—
- Yeah, cool, shut up.Copy !req
247. Let's cut to the chase here.
You two go to Poundtown?Copy !req
248. Poundtown, bro. You two bang it out?Copy !req
249. She hot for teach? Did you pork the dork?Copy !req
250. C'mon, girl, dish me dem dirty deets.Copy !req
251. I assure you, our relationship
was "teacher-student," nothing more.Copy !req
252. Chidi, you don't have to explain
anything to me.Copy !req
253. Whatever happened before I arrived
is none of my business.Copy !req
254. Hey, I'd love to see
the rest of the neighborhood.Copy !req
255. Um, yes, it's incredible.Copy !req
256. There's an amazing library,Copy !req
257. there's a beautiful, piranha-free lake.Copy !req
258. Well, please,
show me everything.Copy !req
259. You ready, Eleanor?Copy !req
260. I've seen it all already.
You guys go ahead.Copy !req
261. You'd rather be alone with him?Copy !req
262. Fire in the hole.
Watch your heads, ladies.Copy !req
263. My dudes tend to boomerang
around the room.Copy !req
264. Yeah, I mean, I don't need to walk around
and nerd out about old books. I'm good.Copy !req
265. Okay.Copy !req
266. Hey, a bunch of us are gonna go see
Spider-Man 2 tonight.Copy !req
267. Do you want to come?Copy !req
268. They made a second Spider-Man?Copy !req
269. What is there left to say?Copy !req
270. Sure, whatever, I'm in.Copy !req
271. Cool, okay, well, I'll get ticketsCopy !req
272. for the eight of us, and you can just
pay me back in cash.Copy !req
273. So, you can get all the points
on your credit card,Copy !req
274. and the rest of us get screwed?Copy !req
275. - No way.
- No, it's just soCopy !req
276. we can all get tickets
before they sell out.Copy !req
277. Do you want to buy them?Copy !req
278. So you guys can never pay me back,
and I'll be out like 80 bucks? Nice try.Copy !req
279. I'll buy my own ticket.Copy !req
280. The rest of the group
can do whatever they want.Copy !req
281. Where did she end up?Copy !req
282. Bought it with points, baby. My points.Copy !req
283. I think I need to find
a new place to live.Copy !req
284. - Oh... No, no, no, no.Copy !req
285. Don't... Don't...Copy !req
286. All right.Copy !req
287. Want a bump?Copy !req
288. No, thank you, I don't use cocaine.Copy !req
289. Oh, it's not cocaine, idiot.
We're snorting time.Copy !req
290. Sorry... you're snorting
the concept of time?Copy !req
291. Yeah, it'll fork you up.Copy !req
292. Yo, monk dude, you know how to tap a keg?Copy !req
293. - Karaoke time!
Whoo!Copy !req
294. Dana, baby, what do you wanna do?Copy !req
295. Okay, Mussolini's speech?
Ooh, the Mel Gibson rant?Copy !req
296. - That's a classic.
- Classic...Copy !req
297. Ooh! Let's do the Nixon tapes.Copy !req
298. - That's my jam!
- Yeah!Copy !req
299. "What you always have to
remember about the Irish is they get mean.Copy !req
300. "Virtually every Irish
I've known gets mean when he drinks."Copy !req
301. Michael, tell them to stop.Copy !req
302. Oh, I think I made it pretty
clear that I don't approve.Copy !req
303. - Hey, idiot. Dance.
- You got it.Copy !req
304. "Oh, it's about damn
time that the Jew in America realizesCopy !req
305. he's an American first and a Jew second."Copy !req
306. I lighted him on fire,
and he never spoke again.Copy !req
307. You know, maybe I'm not as great
as Real Eleanor,Copy !req
308. but I'm better than I used to be.Copy !req
309. I'm medium-good.Copy !req
310. Why haven't you forkers
invented a medium place?Copy !req
311. Look, I know you've been
trying to become a "better person,"Copy !req
312. I mean, you didn't
want to get caught. I get it.Copy !req
313. But, I read your file...
You don't belong here.Copy !req
314. I mean, she spent her weekends
breaking up dog fighting rings.Copy !req
315. You once saw a meter maid
writing you a ticket,Copy !req
316. and you barked like a dog
till she ran away.Copy !req
317. I mean, honestly, you'll be happier
in The Bad Place.Copy !req
318. I mean, don't get me wrong,
you'll be miserable.Copy !req
319. We will torture you,
but you'll also be happier.Copy !req
320. Because you won't have to keep
trying to fit in somewhereCopy !req
321. you just don't belong.Copy !req
322. All right!Copy !req
323. Let's go.Copy !req
324. Okay, hold on, I have to ask,
is this thing gonna happen?Copy !req
325. - You and me?
- Ew, no, gross.Copy !req
326. Okay, you know I had to ask, babe.Copy !req
327. Oh, Tahani, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
328. I will obviously clean all of this up.Copy !req
329. I don't care about the house, Michael.Copy !req
330. I'm just upset that you let them walk
all over you.Copy !req
331. I know... They're the only thing
in the Universe that scares me.Copy !req
332. I know what I have to do.Copy !req
333. I just have to be... More accommodating.Copy !req
334. Offer them everything they want,
give in to all of their demands,Copy !req
335. and then they'll have to respect me.Copy !req
336. No, you need to stand up for yourself.Copy !req
337. I'm going to tell you
the same thing that I toldCopy !req
338. Mark Zuckerberg right before
he ousted Eduardo Saverin.Copy !req
339. You are smart, you are capable,
and the time has come to hit "unfriend."Copy !req
340. I also told Mark to lose the "the".
Just "Facebook."Copy !req
341. That was me.Copy !req
342. Oh!Copy !req
343. Oh, my head.Copy !req
344. Here, drink this.Copy !req
345. How am I hung over?
I thought there were no hangovers here.Copy !req
346. Well, The Bad Place Crew requested
that the hangover filter be turned off.Copy !req
347. They like them.Copy !req
348. So, Michael said we're meeting
at Tahani's place in an hourCopy !req
349. for a negotiation session.
We'll walk over together?Copy !req
350. You don't have to come, man. I'm good.Copy !req
351. Just hang out with Real Eleanor
and name constellationsCopy !req
352. after each other,
or whatever it is nerds do.Copy !req
353. I'm fine on my own.Copy !req
354. Yeah, Eleanor, just because
we have a new guest in the houseCopy !req
355. doesn't mean I'm not still gonna
be there for you.Copy !req
356. I'm in this. We're a team.Copy !req
357. So, you've been temping
for us for a year now,Copy !req
358. and we want to bring you
aboard permanently.Copy !req
359. We think you'd be a great
addition to the team.Copy !req
360. Yeah... No. I'm good.Copy !req
361. You're turning it down?Copy !req
362. I just don't think
I'm really one of you guys.Copy !req
363. You're all obsessed with this place, man.Copy !req
364. You love working here and talking
about working here,Copy !req
365. and you all hang out
like some kind of cult.Copy !req
366. We hang out after work
because we're friends.Copy !req
367. I know. It's weird.Copy !req
368. If this is how you really feel,
I think I have to fire you.Copy !req
369. Severance pay. Love it.Copy !req
370. Good looking out, boss.Copy !req
371. Peace!Copy !req
372. You need me to lie to old peopleCopy !req
373. and scare them into
buying fake allergy medicine.Copy !req
374. I get it, man. Which one's my desk?Copy !req
375. That one, over there.Copy !req
376. All you gotta do is hit your minimal sales
target every week.Copy !req
377. Cool. And you guys don't have any lame,
mandatory office hangouts, right?Copy !req
378. Hell no.Copy !req
379. Some people go out for a drink after work,Copy !req
380. and I like to run
the occasional group drillCopy !req
381. to see how fast we can
shred evidence, but that's it.Copy !req
382. Most days, you'll be able to avoid
even talking to another person here.Copy !req
383. Perfect. Happy to be a part
of the not-team.Copy !req
384. It'll be a pleasure
not hanging out with you.Copy !req
385. All right, let's begin negotiations.Copy !req
386. Now, we would like to discuss
various trades that we could—Copy !req
387. Oh, yeah, we're not negotiating.Copy !req
388. See, Fake Eleanor and I,
we bro-ed down pretty hard last night.Copy !req
389. - We hooked up.
- No, we didn't.Copy !req
390. Yeah, but who are they gonna believe...
me or a woman?Copy !req
391. Point is, she knows that she
doesn't belong here, and she's giving up.Copy !req
392. Is this true, Fake Eleanor?
Are you giving up?Copy !req
393. Yeah, of course she is.
She knows this place isn't for her.Copy !req
394. Let's go, ding-dong. Come on.Copy !req
395. No, I'm not leaving.Copy !req
396. Oh, come on, sweetheart,
we've been through this.Copy !req
397. You know you don't belong here.Copy !req
398. You're right. I don't...Copy !req
399. But, I want to.Copy !req
400. I used to never want
to be a part of any group,Copy !req
401. but I'm a different person now,Copy !req
402. because of the person who helped me,Copy !req
403. and I want to be like him.Copy !req
404. I want to be like
all the people who are here.Copy !req
405. You can, Eleanor.Copy !req
406. Thanks, Real Eleanor.Copy !req
407. Hey, if you two aren't
gonna make out, just shut up.Copy !req
408. Look, if you don't come with us,Copy !req
409. we're gonna have to turn
this matter over to Shawn.Copy !req
410. Oh, oh, no! Shawn, really?Copy !req
411. Who's Shawn?Copy !req
412. He's the wise, eternal
Judge who sits on high,Copy !req
413. has the final say on all disputes
between our two realms.Copy !req
414. And his name is Shawn?Copy !req
415. Okay, look, I don't want
Shawn involved either.Copy !req
416. So, how about you blow us away
with an offer, so we can end this.Copy !req
417. Okay...Copy !req
418. Here's my offer.Copy !req
419. You get nothing!Copy !req
420. We're not letting Fake Eleanor go,
and we're not giving you anything.Copy !req
421. Get him, Michael!Copy !req
422. You can summon
every evil creature you have,Copy !req
423. every weapon in your arsenal,
every four-headed flying bear.Copy !req
424. They have them down there.
But, we are not giving up.Copy !req
425. I believe that Eleanor belongs
in The Good Place.Copy !req
426. If I'm wrong,
you can take her to The Bad PlaceCopy !req
427. and punish her all you want,
just really go to town on her.Copy !req
428. Gah, gah, gah. Easy, buddy, easy.Copy !req
429. But, she's staying here.Copy !req
430. Now, all of you...Copy !req
431. Get the fork out of my neighborhood.Copy !req
432. You're on borrowed time,
Fake Eleanor.Copy !req
433. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Let's roll, dummies.Copy !req
434. Let's get one drink for the road.Copy !req
435. Bye.
Did you guys hear any of that?Copy !req
436. Oh, my...Copy !req
437. Hello, Jianyu.Copy !req
438. You got sloppy.
I found your junk food all over the house,Copy !req
439. and then, last night,Copy !req
440. you knew how to tap a keg.Copy !req
441. So, I thought I would come in hereCopy !req
442. and investigate
your little "meditation" den.Copy !req
443. And, what I found was this.Copy !req
444. Now, I don't know who you are,Copy !req
445. but I do know that you're not
a Buddhist monk.Copy !req
446. So, let's chat, shall we?Copy !req